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[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

- Morning.

Thank you so much for picking me up.

Thank you so much for picking me up.

- No problemo, Linda.

- No problemo, Linda.

- It's Laura.

It's still Laura.

I can't tell if this is a joke anymore.

I can't tell if this is a joke anymore.

- No, I just find I

has real trouble with exotic names.

has real trouble with exotic names.

- Right.

- Okay, rolo.

- Hey, thanks for giving me a ride to the studio.

I know it's really out of your way.

I know it's really out of your way.

- No, no problem.

Just wish you'd told us you couldn't drive.

Just wish you'd told us you couldn't drive.

I mean, we've been paying you in petrol vouchers.

I mean, we've been paying you in petrol vouchers.

- Yeah, no, no, that's all good.

You can buy a lot of stuff in a petrol station.

Magazines and mints, beanies

Magazines and mints, beanies

and got my milk and bread from there the other day.

and got my milk and bread from there the other day.

- Oh, YOLO.

Hey, what do you think of my fancy new car?

Hey, what do you think of my fancy new car?

Check this out.

Car, take a photo of me and Lauren driving

Car, take a photo of me and Lauren driving

then upload it to Facebook and write Pauline likes this.

then upload it to Facebook and write Pauline likes this.

- [Car] This car can't do that and you know it.

- [Car] This car can't do that and you know it.

- Car, can you tell us how far we are

from our destination, please?

from our destination, please?

- [Car] No.

- We're probably not too far away.

[upbeat music]

♪ Funny girls ♪

♪ Funny girls ♪

♪ Funny girls ♪

♪ Funny girls ♪

♪ Funny girls ♪

- Oh my God, did you guys hear about

Ethan Shaw the other day?

That is so embarrassing.

That is so embarrassing.

- That's why you don't press reply all.

- [Brunette Woman] Busted.

- [Brunette Woman] Busted.

- Oh my God, guys,

did you hear that Sally-Kate

totally hooked up with that IT guy, Mike?

totally hooked up with that IT guy, Mike?

- Oh my God, have you met Mike before?

He is not hot.

He is not hot.

- Oh my God, guys, have you heard about

this guy called Jesus Christ, our lord and savior?

this guy called Jesus Christ, our lord and savior?

this guy called Jesus Christ, our lord and savior?

Because I actually have some books on him

if you're interested.

I mean--

I mean--

- Okay, Penny, this is your first warning.

Not everyone gets invited to Tuesday gossip session, okay?

Not everyone gets invited to Tuesday gossip session, okay?

- Oh, ladies, did you hear how Patricia

- Oh, ladies, did you hear how Patricia

totally crashed her scooter the other day?

- How did that [Beep] get a license?

- How did that [Beep] get a license?

Oh, ladies, did you know

that hot Michael from work actually has dentures?

that hot Michael from work actually has dentures?

They totally fell out at his performance review.

They totally fell out at his performance review.

- I still would though.

- I still would though.

- Samesy.

- Oh my God, Laaaadies.

Did you hear about something

that happened like 2000 years ago

that happened like 2000 years ago

when Christ actually died for our sins?

when Christ actually died for our sins?

- Penny, there is a time and a place, okay?

- Penny, there is a time and a place, okay?

Right, now get this.

Sarah Thorpe is moving office

Sarah Thorpe is moving office

because she has an allergy to white boards.

- Oh my God, that is not a thing.

- Oh my God, that is not a thing.

Oh, get this.

Okay, Jemima has a secret draw in her desk

Okay, Jemima has a secret draw in her desk

where she keeps non-paleo snacks.

where she keeps non-paleo snacks.

- Oh my God, get this.

- Oh my God, get this.

[sighing]

I went on a date with our boss.

I went on a date with our boss.

- What?

- Yeah, he came to my house

in this private car with like tinted windows

in this private car with like tinted windows

because obviously he doesn't want his wife to find out

and he rolled down the window

and he was like, oh my God, get in, you [Beep] slut,

and he was like, oh my God, get in, you [Beep] slut,

and I was like, oh my God, you're like my employer,

I don't know what to do, I'm so conflicted.

I don't know what to do, I'm so conflicted.

So, we went to this car park near the bay

and we had sex in this like empty shipping container.

and we had sex in this like empty shipping container.

We just like F'ed like all night.

We just like F'ed like all night.

Like he F'ed on my butt and like my face and on my ears.

The most embarrassing thing is that I enjoyed it.

The most embarrassing thing is that I enjoyed it.

But then what happened is that I fell pregnant with his baby

But then what happened is that I fell pregnant with his baby

and he was like, no way, I'm not the father,

I'm not giving you a cent

and I'm like, oh my God,

and I'm like, oh my God,

I cannot support a baby on my salary.

So, I went back to selling crack.

And then two months into selling crack,

And then two months into selling crack,

I found out that my biggest client was the boss' wife.

I found out that my biggest client was the boss' wife.

So, one day she confronted me about it

and I didn't even know who it was

and I didn't even know who it was

because she was wearing this mask

that was made out of like an old sack,

that was made out of like an old sack,

but she ripped off the mask

and she looked me dead in the eye

and she was like,

I know everything about you, you little [Beep]

I know everything about you, you little [Beep]

and I was like, oh my God, I am terrified.

and I was like, oh my God, I am terrified.

I am so high on smack right now.

- [Everyone] What did you do?

- [Everyone] What did you do?

- Well, I bent down, I got on my knees and I started to pray

- Well, I bent down, I got on my knees and I started to pray

and you guys can too, because the power of prayer is--

and you guys can too, because the power of prayer is--

- Penny, it is lunch time on a Tuesday,

there is a time and a place, okay?

there is a time and a place, okay?

God.

- Well, at least we're not alcoholics, huh?

- Well, at least we're not alcoholics, huh?

- You're a boring B*tch.

- B*tch is a female dog, so not even an insult.

- B*tch is a female dog, so not even an insult.

[whimsical music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

- What happened to us?

- I don't know, sis.

I feel different.

I feel different.

- Hey, it's the president.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

- I came here because I need soldiers.

- I came here because I need soldiers.

I need soldiers who aren't afraid of risk.

I need soldiers who aren't afraid of risk.

- If we were afraid of risk,

we wouldn't have volunteered

for a nuclear super soldier transformation project.

for a nuclear super soldier transformation project.

- Especially not one still in it's beta stage.

[laughing]

[laughing]

- Now, Force family,

I know that we told you that after the nuclear implosion

I know that we told you that after the nuclear implosion

that that would invert your molecular structure,

that that would invert your molecular structure,

expanding both your brain and muscle strength.

But there has been some side effects.

But there has been some side effects.

Your genetic makeup has shifted

resulting in, well, I don't know how to tell you this,

resulting in, well, I don't know how to tell you this,

resulting in, well, I don't know how to tell you this,

you now all have superpowers.

you now all have superpowers.

- Get out.

- Jethro, you now have the ability

- Jethro, you now have the ability

to create flames out of think air.

- Whoa.

Anybody need a light?

Anybody need a light?

[laughing]

- Impressive.

David, blow into your hand.

David, blow into your hand.

- Ice to meet you.

Guess I'm on drinks then.

Guess I'm on drinks then.

[laughing]

- Hey, what's mine, what's mine?

- Try holding your breath.

- Try holding your breath.

[laughing]

[laughing]

- Now you see me, now you don't.

- Now you see me, now you don't.

Hey, what did Kate get?

- Yeah, what's my power, doctor?

- Yeah, what's my power, doctor?

- Oh, Kate, Kate now has the ability

- Oh, Kate, Kate now has the ability

to read the minds of any domestic pet.

to read the minds of any domestic pet.

- Wow.

- Wow.

- What?

- This first mission doesn't involve any pets,

so you can just hang back.

so you can just hang back.

But the rest of you--

- Wait, no.

The girl always gets the shittest super power.

The girl always gets the shittest super power.

No way.

We need to go back into the nuclear reactor.

We need to go back into the nuclear reactor.

- Kate, we really need to get started on this mission.

- Kate, we really need to get started on this mission.

- We'll get started when everyone in this family

is seen as equals.

is seen as equals.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[mellow music]

[car horns tooting]

[car horns tooting]

- Shoot, shag, marry.

- Shoot, shag, marry.

Rose, me, you.

Rose, me, you.

- Pauline, you never stop putting yourself in these.

- Pauline, you never stop putting yourself in these.

[phone ringing]

[phone ringing]

- Hello, Pauline speaking in a car.

- Hello, Pauline speaking in a car.

- Hi, Pauline, it's me speaking in an office.

Well, actually, us speaking.

Well, actually, us speaking.

I've got one of those fancy new phones

that lets you talk to a bunch of people at the same time.

that lets you talk to a bunch of people at the same time.

- [Everyone] Hello, Pauline.

- Pauline, I've had a brainwave re Funny Girls.

- Pauline, I've had a brainwave re Funny Girls.

- Go on.

- Go on.

- So, I'm thinking, and I can't believe

this didn't occur to me earlier,

we hire in a lead role my girlfriend.

we hire in a lead role my girlfriend.

- You're such a good boyfriend.

- You're such a good boyfriend.

She'll love you for it, she'll really love you for it.

She'll love you for it, she'll really love you for it.

- Well, obviously we can't afford to hire anyone else.

- Well, obviously we can't afford to hire anyone else.

- Of course not, no, we're running dangerously low

on petrol vouchers as it is.

No, we'd have to drop someone

No, we'd have to drop someone

and I'm thinking Rose B.

and I'm thinking Rose B.

Less hot Rose.

- Poor man's Rose.

- Poor man's Rose.

- The Ants to Rose's A Bug's Life.

- The Ants to Rose's A Bug's Life.

- The sequel to Rose

but we couldn't afford to get the original Rose back for it.

- Yeah, what's her name?

- Yeah, what's her name?

- Laura.

- Done.

She's gone then.

I'll send my girlfriend in

to meet Rose in make up right now.

to meet Rose in make up right now.

Okay, bye.

- Did I just get fired?

- I've got my mouth full.

[upbeat music]

♪ Funny Girls ♪

♪ Funny Girls ♪

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

♪ Funny Girls ♪

♪ Funny Girls ♪

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[gasping]

[gasping]

- Sorry.

I didn't see you there.

- Most people often don't.

- Most people often don't.

- So, are you doing the make up here today?

- So, are you doing the make up here today?

- Okay, I will.

- Okay, I will.

- Sorry?

- I forgive you.

- Are you a makeup artist?

- Are you a makeup artist?

- Yeah, I can do that.

- No, I mean have you been personally hired

- No, I mean have you been personally hired

here today to do the makeup?

- Okay, I accept.

- Okay, I accept.

- No, I mean, is this your kit?

- No, I mean, is this your kit?

Have you set this up or are you filling in for someone?

Or are you the makeup artist is what I'm trying to ask?

Or are you the makeup artist is what I'm trying to ask?

Or are you the makeup artist is what I'm trying to ask?

- Yes.

If I'm going to be a makeup artist,

If I'm going to be a makeup artist,

then I will need a makeup set.

- No, are you even working on this show?

- Okay, I accept.

- Accept what?

- I will be on the show.

- I will be on the show.

- What?

No.

- Would you mind doing my make up?

- Would you mind doing my make up?

- Okay.

Pauline.

Who are you?

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[dramatic music]

- Well, Force family, I can honestly say

- Well, Force family, I can honestly say

you are even more ready for combat than before.

you are even more ready for combat than before.

- Jethro, you have now obtained

the ability to move things with your mind.

the ability to move things with your mind.

[drink can crushing]

- Yes, I can.

- Yes, I can.

- David, you can now create lightning with your fingertips.

- David, you can now create lightning with your fingertips.

[electrical sound]

- Shocking.

- Shocking.

[laughing]

- Stan, you can now make any part of your body

- Stan, you can now make any part of your body

bigger for more power.

- Whoa.

Hang on.

Yep, works for anything.

- And Kate, you now have the ability

- And Kate, you now have the ability

to grow an entire human inside your womb.

- Wait, I can give birth.

Just like any human woman.

Just like any human woman.

- Oh, I'm so sorry.

It actually clearly says here

It actually clearly says here

that you can't do that anymore

because of all the nuclear stuff.

- Science.

- Oh, but it does say that you can actually now read a book

- Oh, but it does say that you can actually now read a book

at three times the speed of any normal human.

- That's right, Kate,

- That's right, Kate,

you're going to be so helpful with research.

- Oh yes.

- Now, boys--

- Now, boys--

- Research?

Nope.

We're going back in the reactor,

We're going back in the reactor,

or I will read Game of Thrones

slightly faster than everyone here

slightly faster than everyone here

and spoil it for everyone.

- I surrender.

- Follow me.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

- Whoa.

Check out that guy's ball gap.

- What?

- What?

- You know the gap between his thighs

where you can just make out the outline of his balls.

where you can just make out the outline of his balls.

- Yeah, I'm not into that.

- Yeah, I'm not into that.

- No, yeah, no, not at all.

- No, yeah, no, not at all.

[upbeat music]

- [Jeff] On the night of September eighth, 2015,

- [Jeff] On the night of September eighth, 2015,

Karen Reilly got ready to hit the clubs,

Karen Reilly got ready to hit the clubs,

but she never made it to home.

but she never made it to home.

One woman born with a gift like no other

pieces together memories you can't.

pieces together memories you can't.

- My name's Deb Tanner and I'm a medium,

but I'm not just any medium.

but I'm not just any medium.

Being an ex-cop and a current alcoholic

means I have a particular combination of skills.

means I have a particular combination of skills.

Oh and I also do magic.

Oh and I also do magic.

- [Jeff] This is Sensing Hangover.

Deb and her team are at Karen Reilly's flat

Deb and her team are at Karen Reilly's flat

to see what clues they can uncover

to see what clues they can uncover

on the missing girl's whereabouts.

- [Cherie] We never get drunk like that.

- [Cherie] We never get drunk like that.

I only had like two Pinot Grigios.

- I believe we were like drugged.

- I believe we were like drugged.

- Drugged?

Well, according to your EFTPOS receipts last night,

Well, according to your EFTPOS receipts last night,

you purchased two bottles of tequila, six QFs

you purchased two bottles of tequila, six QFs

and a 12 pack of KGBs and that's some bullsh*t.

- Yes.

- Yes.

We were drugged by alcohol we ingested into our bodies.

We were drugged by alcohol we ingested into our bodies.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

- [Jeff] With few leads,

- [Jeff] With few leads,

it's time for Deb to do what she does best.

- To really get into the mindset of Karen,

- To really get into the mindset of Karen,

I think that I should finish this.

I think that I should finish this.

- [Jeff] Deb, do we really have to do this?

- [Jeff] Deb, do we really have to do this?

- Jeff, it's part of my process.

- Jeff, it's part of my process.

Yes, this one too.

- [Jeff] Deb has an almost supernatural power

- [Jeff] Deb has an almost supernatural power

to connect with missing persons

through the medium of alcohol.

through the medium of alcohol.

She went to town, she went to town for a little dance.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

- [Jeff] Deb's gift has led her

to a popular waterfront bar

where she believes Karen went dancing.

where she believes Karen went dancing.

- Chill out everyone, chill out.

Let's go down.

- [Jeff] Deb's commitment to the job is unparalleled.

She's now fully communing with the spirits.

She's now fully communing with the spirits.

- Outside.

- Outside.

She went outside.

Outside, let's go.

[coughing]

[piano music]

[piano music]

Stop.

Shut up, shut the [Beep] up.

- [Jeff] The trail has become blurry for Deb.

- [Jeff] The trail has become blurry for Deb.

But after a short nap, there's a breakthrough.

- [Deb] I know where she is.

Someone help me up.

- [Jeff] Surprisingly, the trail has once again

- [Jeff] Surprisingly, the trail has once again

led back to the house of Deb's ex-boyfriend, Derek.

- What the fuck.

- What the fuck.

- Derek.

- [Derek] Deb.

- Derek?

- Derek?

- Deb, it's 3:00AM in the morning, Deb.

You've got to stop doing this.

Please, leave me alone.

Please, leave me alone.

Hey guys.

- I can read minds, Derek.

- I can read minds, Derek.

Like that time you lost your car keys.

Like that time you lost your car keys.

- You knew where they were because you hid them yourself.

- You knew where they were because you hid them yourself.

- I've got the sight

- I've got the sight

- Hey, night, guys.

- [Crew Member] Night, Derek.

- [Crew Member] Night, Derek.

- [Jeff] Just when all seems hopeless, there's good news.

Karen has been found.

Karen has been found.

- Come on, come on.

- But we still haven't found Karen yet.

- Ah, no, we have found Karen.

- Ah, no, we have found Karen.

We've taken her to the hospital to get her stomach pumped,

like we're going to do for you, let's go.

like we're going to do for you, let's go.

- Another case solved by Deb Tanner.

- Another case solved by Deb Tanner.

- God.

- God.

- [Jeff] Next week, we send Deb

to investigate a cold case at an AA meeting

to investigate a cold case at an AA meeting

on Sensing Hangover.

on Sensing Hangover.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

- Butter on the popcorn, sweetheart?

- No.

- No.

Oh, go on then.

Oh, go on then.

[laughing]

- [Voice Over] Nothing says feel good

like binging on your favorite

like binging on your favorite

medieval fantasy series with your loved one.

- That brothel scene was pretty raunchy.

- [Voice Over] But nothing says buzz kill

like witnessing the frequent and unnecessary rape

like witnessing the frequent and unnecessary rape

of all your favorite female characters.

of all your favorite female characters.

- Time for the next episode.

- Wait.

- [Voice Over] Introducing Game of Thrones For Women.

- [Voice Over] Introducing Game of Thrones For Women.

It replaces gratuitous rape scenes

It replaces gratuitous rape scenes

and illegally tampers with the story lines

to make them a little less traumatizing the watch

to make them a little less traumatizing the watch

all for her comfort.

- So, no prostitutes are killed in this episode?

- So, no prostitutes are killed in this episode?

- The only sex worker in this show has a name, Temptasia

- The only sex worker in this show has a name, Temptasia

and she's a sex worker by choice.

- Is she murdered?

- Is she murdered?

- No, she gets paid fairly for her work

and sends herself to university.

- [Voice Over] And you'll never even notice a difference.

- [Voice Over] And you'll never even notice a difference.

Half of the time it's barely essential to the story.

Half of the time it's barely essential to the story.

- [Woman On TV] [screaming] Get your hands off me.

- [Man On TV] As you wish, my lady.

- [Man On TV] As you wish, my lady.

- All I am saying is that this

- All I am saying is that this

is actually historically accurate.

That is just what happened to women back in those days.

That is just what happened to women back in those days.

- And all I'm saying is that

I think we should see other people.

- [Voice Over] Game of Thrones For Women.

- [Voice Over] Game of Thrones For Women.

We get it, George R. R. Martin,

you've never kissed a girl.

you've never kissed a girl.

[upbeat music]

♪ Funny Girls. ♪

♪ Funny Girls. ♪

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

♪ Funny Girls. ♪

♪ Funny Girls. ♪

[upbeat music]

- Why won't this freaking a**hole let me in?

- Why won't this freaking a**hole let me in?

Car, honk horn.

Honk, honk, honk it.

Honk, honk, honk it.

Car, honk.

[beeping horn]

[beeping horn]

I should've said something.

- Look, it's fine, Pauline.

Kind of felt like a fluke

that I've been hired in the first place.

that I've been hired in the first place.

Don't really know what I'm doing.

- Look, it wasn't a fluke

- Look, it wasn't a fluke

and nobody in any job knows 100% what they're doing.

and nobody in any job knows 100% what they're doing.

- Even you?

- Even me.

Although, I do do an exceptionally good

Although, I do do an exceptionally good

job of hiding it.

You know that feeling of being just out of your depth?

You know that feeling of being just out of your depth?

Well, that feeling never goes away.

Well, that feeling never goes away.

And sometimes you make mistakes.

Sometimes you freeze up

Sometimes you freeze up

when a board room full of moronic dickheads

wearing novelty ties

wearing novelty ties

tries to convince you to fire one of your core team.

tries to convince you to fire one of your core team.

- We're still here by the way.

- [Beep].

Still there?

- Yeah, can't figure out how to turn this thing off.

- Yeah, can't figure out how to turn this thing off.

- Okay good, because your girlfriend's gone,

- Okay good, because your girlfriend's gone,

Laura's staying.

Car, hang up.

- Who's Laura?

- I have no idea.

- Woo.

- Woo.

What a rush.

- Are you in trouble?

- No, who cares?

- No, who cares?

Probably not.

I don't know, maybe.

I don't think so.

What do you think?

What do you think?

Yeah, I probably am.

But you know, sometimes you've just got to take charge.

But you know, sometimes you've just got to take charge.

You know what, Laura?

It's time for you to take charge.

- Whoa, whoa, Pauline what are you doing?

- Whoa, whoa, Pauline what are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing, Pauline?

What are you doing, Pauline?

- I'm going to teach you to drive.

Go, belt on.

- Right now?

- Wait, I've just got to lift my leg.

Okay, so, take it easy, but also hurry,

Okay, so, take it easy, but also hurry,

because we need to get to set

to find out if either of us have a job, okay?

to find out if either of us have a job, okay?

Belts.

[Beep], [Beep], [Beep], [Beep], [Beep].

[Beep], [Beep], [Beep], [Beep], [Beep].

Car, belt.

- Do that one yourself.

- Do that one yourself.

- [Pauline] Oh, it's just manual.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

- All right, Force family, we're going to

- All right, Force family, we're going to

break this down quickly

because Dr. Destruction has killed a lot of people

because Dr. Destruction has killed a lot of people

while you've been going back in there for new powers.

while you've been going back in there for new powers.

- Yeah, thanks for that, Kate.

When you're ready, Doc.

When you're ready, Doc.

- Jethro, you can now create earthquakes.

[rumbling]

[rumbling]

- Well, I guess you can call me magnitude.

- Well, I guess you can call me magnitude.

- David, you now have laser beams as eyes.

- David, you now have laser beams as eyes.

- All the better to see you with.

- Stan, you're obviously now a rock.

- Stan, you're obviously now a rock.

- I always knew I was born to rock.

- And Kate, you now have the ability to move in slow motion

- And Kate, you now have the ability to move in slow motion

and only slow motion.

and only slow motion.

- What?

- What?

- No time to talk, heroes.

Now, get out there and give Dr. Destruction

Now, get out there and give Dr. Destruction

a taste of his own medicine.

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[phone notification sound]

[phone notification sound]

- What?

No, that's not a good angle.

It's lighting.

[camera shutter sound]

What?

What?

I don't look like...

Who am I talking to?

Who am I talking to?

Jeez.

Okay.

[camera shutter sound]

What?

What?

That's a dog.

It's broken my phone.

It's broken my phone.

Cute, cute.

Cute, cute.

[camera shutter sound]

That's just ridiculous.

That's just ridiculous.

Okay.

That's not what I look like.

All right.

[camera shutter sound]

Finally.

Perfect.

Perfect.

It's exactly what I look like.

Send.

Send.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

- [Crew Member Two] Star Transformers, take one.

- Mark it.

Oh, action.

Oh, action.

[upbeat music]

[indistinct], roll up your joints.

[indistinct], roll up your joints.

Spliff it...

What the?

What the?

Where's Laura?

[bell ringing]

[bell ringing]

- [Crew Member Two] I don't know,

we just got told that she's been replaced.

- I've worked hard on this.

- No, you haven't.

- No, you haven't.

Is Laura gone?

- That's right, she's being replaced.

- That is not happening.

- That is not happening.

- Dave, you promised.

- Dave, you promised.

[growling]

[growling]

- Sorry, babe.

- Sorry, babe.

- That's okay.

I was doing all the heavy lifting anyway.

I was doing all the heavy lifting anyway.

- Let's go get an apology dessert.

- Let's go get an apology dessert.

- Pauline, that was amazing.

- Pauline, that was amazing.

- Yeah, I think I blacked out for a moment.

- Thanks, Pauline, that was really cool.

- It's no problem, Laura.

- It's no problem, Laura.

Anything for you, Laura.

Okay, Rose, I'm going to leave you and Laura to it.

Okay, Rose, I'm going to leave you and Laura to it.

Have fun, okay?

Have fun, okay?

- Oh my gosh, she remembered your name.

- Oh my gosh, she remembered your name.

- I know, right?

And guess what?

- What?

- I drove here.

- I drove here.

- Great progress.

- Great progress.

- No, it won't ever be happening again.

- And Laura, this will be

coming out of your petrol vouchers, okay?

- That's fair.

[mellow music]

[mellow music]

- [Voice Over Two] Thanks, New Zealand On Air,

your super power is giving us money.

your super power is giving us money.

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