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Sweetie!

- I'm so excited to see you! - I know, Mom.

He's so excited to meet everyone.

Did you tell him about Ruby?

Yeah, I told him about Ruby.

How did he take it?

Well, not the whole story, but...

You have to tell him!

Listen, Mom, I have to go. Can you just tell Dad--

Listen to me!

No, you listen!

Tell him we're landing at 4:00.

I will, but promise you'll tell him.

- I love you. Kisses. - I love you too!

Shit.

Welcome to Quebec City.

Thank you!

I don't know why she brought him.

You promised you'd be nice.

If she gets the job, I won't have to be nice for long.

Hey.

He's handicapped. She never said he was handicapped.

Yes, but we're gonna support our daughter.

Whether he's handicapped, American or anything else.

Hi!

I swore I wouldn't cry.

If you start crying, I'm definitely gonna cry.

- My little girl. - Daddy.

Um, I should tell you guys...

There was an incident with some medication Gordon took.

He seems nice.

Are the drugs a problem?

Dad, I already explained.

OK, let's go. Parking is gonna cost me a fortune.

That's nice of you.

Yes!

It's a done deal.

TREMBLAY FARM

Yeah, you have to be very meticulous.

Oh my God...

Everyone's here!

Why didn't you tell me? Hi!

Your hair is so long!

Guys, I can't believe you're here!

You didn't forget about us?

Never in a million years.

Meet your nephew, Laurent.

Mammie...

As beautiful as ever!

There's my sister!

Check out these arms! Wow!

Everyone, I want you to meet my boyfriend, Gordon.

It's his first time in Quebec, so please be nice.

- Especially you. - What?

Look at him. Nervous as a squirrel.

Hey... Does he understand anything?

I don't know. Does he speak French?

Wow, this guy doesn't waste any time.

Roger, we can't. My parents are inside.

Mammie, it's not Roger, it's Gordon.

Sophie's boyfriend.

Come inside, Mom. I'll make you some tea.

Junior! Want a beer?

Come on, Dad.

Oh no, I left Gordon with all the bags.

Pretty cool, huh?

I got it on eBay. 17th century.

It belonged to a Samurai who killed 200 people.

Yeah, I know. I got screwed.

700 bucks.

Listen...

I failed my English exam.

If I don't pass next time, I can't become a cop.

Really?

It's been my dream since I was a kid.

If you hurt Sophie, I'll cut your head off.

It's a joke!

Make yourself at home.

Don't fuck my sister in my bed.

Should we taste?

No, that's way too much tomato paste.

Ms. Expert... Don't forget who taught you.

Same person as you. Mammie?

A quarter cup per pound of beef.

Mammie, you're knitting your scarf into your shawl again.

- Alphonse! Can you come help your mother? - Coming!

So?

How did he react when you told him?

Told him what?

Come on. About you and Ruby.

I didn't tell him yet.

Oh! Your full name.

I'm just waiting for the right moment.

Ah yes, the right moment.

So, after you fall back in love with her.

Not tonight, Juliette.

Relax. I'm just messing with you.

For now, nobody says anything, OK?

That's a hell of a plan.

If I get the job, then I'll tell him.

I don't want to worry him for nothing.

You don't know Gordon.

He can get a little anxious.

- You don't say. - What?

He can get a little anxious!

That looks good.

My girl, you're playing with fire.

I'm gonna get you to like organic wine.

You're not listening. You're crazy.

If you suck on the 1st line, you suck on the 2nd!

You didn't even watch the game!

I'm not gonna ruin my property with a pool.

When the kids were small, they swam in the pond.

I just feel like a milk farm.

My tits are so sore.

You don't know what you're talking about! He's only 22.

- Merry Christmas. - You too, Mammie.

It's a speed thing.

He spent the whole summer power skating!

Hello, my friends!

It's been too long!

Nobody's changed a bit.

It's good to see you.

Stop fidgeting.

Let's get the decanter!

- Let's find a chair for Ruby. - Yes.

It was insanely good!

You're taking the exam again?

Yup.

We agreed you were done with that.

You belong on the farm!

Here we go.

When are you gonna realize the farm is your dream, not mine?

I don't have time to dream.

I'm too busy putting food on the table.

You think that just happens all by itself?

Alphonse, not now.

Why can Sophie follow her dreams, but not me?

Sophie's not an imbecile who lives in her parents' shed at 26!

I hate you!

It's not fair!

A cop who cries.

You've gotta talk to your son.

Oh, I'll talk to him. I'll talk to him.

There you are.

You're not gonna say anything about Gordon?

Well, he seems to really love figure skating.

Before you judge him, it was his mom's favorite sport.

He watches it with his dad to remember her.

I'm not judging him.

Just promise you'll give him a chance.

I promise.

Thank you.

The Veilleux family sold the farm?

National Agro knows we can't compete with their prices.

They're squeezing us out.

If things don't change next year...

I'll have to sell the farm too.

You're not serious.

That's why I was hard on your brother.

I need his help on the farm.

I don't want you to worry.

It's my problem.

You have a job to win. And we want you back home.

OK, I should go.

I'm gonna do well, right?

Of course you'll do well.

Ms. Tremblay, I presume?

Yes, that's me.

I'm sorry. They told me to wait here.

Malcolm Gervais Dorian.

Manager and minority owner of Ruby.

A pleasure to meet you, Malcolm.

Malcolm. Olm.

Wow. It's incredible.

It better be for $3 million.

Or more if everyone keeps working so slowly.

You hear me, Jean-Jacques? I'm talking to you!

And now we're late.

OK, we can start now.

Come on! That doesn't go there!

Go get me the lamb in the third stall on the right.

Stupid goddamn bag!

What?

Hold on. Let me turn this down.

Sorry about the flies.

It used to be a...

Don't worry about it.

I don't care what he thinks. It's my life.

You look like a dentist.

I don't have any cash to pay you,

but I could give you Muay Thai lessons.

Dammit, Juliette...

Don't do that with your fingers.

What?

Sophie was crazy about her.

But Ruby cheated a few times, and Sophie caught her.

She was heartbroken.

Fuck yeah.

Hey, don't worry about it, man.

She needs a guy who's...

Really? I don't think I have the brain to learn a new language.

Can we watch the fight scenes?

Watch this!

He's blind! Can't see shit! But wait.

All his memories from Japan with his sensei.

Now he's in the zone.

Every time!

Yes?

Right away.

Perfect.

Is that OK?

Absolutely. Right, Alphonse?

Move your fucking horse!

Come on, for God's sake.

Stop looking!

I didn't look. It's your turn.

Mammie has to draw.

Organize them by suit.

What? It's true.

I lost my virginity to a Jewish boy.

We're playing heart, Mammie.

Gross.

He's going for a poop?

The Russians are sending a dog into space.

Ditch the old ladies and come get a drink with the boys.

Trust me, you want to come.

Come on, dude.

Put her in a triangle choke!

Give it up for Daphne the Dolphin Tousignon!

I love you!

And now...

he's big, he's mean and he's ugly.

The prince of Granby,

Tony Tonka Begin.

Versus the undefeated champion, from Quebec...

Junior Trauma Tremblay!

Every Saturday. Gotta pay the rent.

Ready?

Junior Trauma Tremblay!

That's my cousin!

Ladies and gentlemen,

we have a challenger!

Alphonse the Butcher Tremblay!

They're Tremblays.

If I win, you stay and work on the farm.

If you win, you can take your little English test.

Bring it on, old man.

I'm gonna wipe the floor with you.

Stay out of it.

It's all good.

Two seconds? You'll be on the floor in one second!

Decent knockout.

Are you sure you don't want to go to the hospital?

It's just a little headache.

Mom...

This is the best news in the world.

You have to lend me some clothes.

A big snowstorm is coming.

Yeah, yeah, ding dang dong.

What a weirdo.

Gordon's dad writes with a lot of...

What do you think of Sophie and Ruby?

I think they have a good professional relationship.

Not professionally. You know what I mean.

They were perfect together.

No, they weren't perfect together at all.

And besides, Sophie is happy with Gordon.

Sophie will be happy if she gets the job at the Frontenac.

Hey, stay out of it.

Don't look at me like that. I'm just saying.

Well, I'm just saying, when I'm done with Peter's book,

you should give it a read and take some notes.

Say it again,

because I'm totally lost.

You OK, Gordie? You look tired.

I know a guy.

For a thousand bucks, he can...

Wait, what was the song with all the letters?

Pardon me, sir,

French or English?

OK, whatever. Sir...

You're here!

You haven't changed a bit.

You either.

It's so good to see you.

I want you to meet my boyfriend, Gordon.

A pleasure to meet you.

Let me get you a table.

It's crazy. Nothing's changed!

They're picking up her body in an hour.

At least you got to see her before she died.

And we shall always remember Eleanore

for her enduring faith.

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost, amen.

Would anyone like to say a few words?

Beautiful.

She's better than Céline.

We had T-shirts and everything. It was sick.

Fucking Canada.

You know heaven? What are the rules?

Because, between you and me,

I've done some pretty bad things.

But if I become a cop, I can help people.

Here.

Her recipe book.

It'll bring you luck.

What about me? What do I get?

You? You got her breasts.

Last thing.

A threesome.

Is it OK, if everyone's Catholic?

Christmas is huge in Quebec.

No. The farm, the land, it was her life.

She'd want us to do it.

Don't sweat it, Gordie.

Hi, everyone!

Why did you dress up as a traffic cone, bro?

Bouchard sold you that?

Two nothing Patrice!

I shot it.

Both of you, shut up.

Go, go, go!

- For real? - Yes.

That's crazy!

You're telling me this on TV?

No, for real!

She's right, sweetie.

You look fantastic on TV.

Oh, thanks, Dad. I love you.

I've got a few notes if you want to become the next Rachael Ray.

I'm kidding. You were perfect.

She's one-of-a-kind.

You've got potential.

My daughter is coming home!

Dad! Oh my God, I'm coming home!

Gordon, let's go chill in the chicken house.

I said that's enough!

Sophie, call him.

Not after what he did.

Make a scene at dinner?

If anything, that makes him more a part of the family.

He humiliated me.

If you can't see he did it out of love,

maybe he was right to say those things.

He made it all about himself.

It's not about him. It's about me and getting the job.

Yeah. And you got it.

But at what cost?

Yeah, it was pretty fucked up.

The most beautiful family in town doesn't wait in line!

Please go ahead.

Hey, it's the weatherman from Channel 3!

Let's just stay calm.

Shit, it's Georges St-Pierre!

Go talk to him!

Sorry.

Sorry, Georges. I just wanted to say, you're my hero.

The first time I...

The first time I shaved my head was because of you.

Actually, the first time was 'cause I had lice,

but the second time was 'cause of you.

I don't have lice anymore.

Your jiu-jitsu tattoo, I want to get the same one.

I just need more cash.

That's interesting, huh, Marcellus?

If you ever need a grappling partner, text me. 418-22...

I'll call you.

Relax! Don't touch my fucking chain, dude.

I think he's gonna call me.

It seems that way.

It looks like soap.

You idiot, it's a mousse!

The Tremblays, my loves!

Yeah, it's, it's, it's...

Exactly.

She wants us to eat the plate?

Have you spoken to Gordon?

No, I thought he talked to you.

He's heartbroken. He left.

- How are you? - Good.

Thanks so much, man.

...cut the line for love.

Touching.

I'll be right back.

What are you doing?

Where are you going?

Dad, I don't know.

I have to call Gordon.

Hey, listen. It's OK.

He was here.

It wasn't easy, but...

he saw you and Ruby kissing.

Kissing? I just punched her in the face!

What?

I just checked online.

I passed! I'm gonna be a cop!

Dad, please.

Where's Gordon?

Did I miss something?

Where are you going?

Naughty boy.

Is he outside?

He can't be far.

Hey, have you seen Gordon?

He just stole Ruby's car. Very slowly.

Gordon, stop!

Yes, backup!

Constable Junior Tremblay. Police. I need your car.

Where's your badge?

Uh, I just graduated today.

And I just got promoted to Captain fuck off.

Hey, hey. A little respect.

He worked hard.

And I'm proud of him.

Thanks, Dad.

Can we talk about this later? Officer, please.

He's the love of my life.

Get in.

We should track his phone like Jason Bourne.

Where are you, Gordon?

Excuse me.

Have you seen... any member of my family?

Why does it smell like cigarettes?

It's true it does smell.

As soon as I got in the car, I was so grossed out. Yuck.

It's him! There he is!

He's out of his mind!

Tokyo Drift, Gordie!

Can you go around, please?

He's gonna crash into the--

You're awake.

Wait, he hasn't said yes yet.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

I love you so much!

Have a good weekend!

MAMMIE'S KITCHEN

Do you need a hand?

No, I'm good.

Everyone is inside.

Hello, beautiful.

Hello, my baby.

How are you guys doing?

I'm so hungry.

With pleasure.

It looks delicious!

- You're good. - Oh, thank you.

"We?" No, I tased him.

Yeah, but I'm the one who saw him.

Don't worry, I've said much worse.

Did you hear, Alphonse? He asked me to be his cover model.

Drink more wine, Dad.

No, tell us.

What's the story?

I think I know it.

Pass the cauliflower, please!

To family!