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You know, there is a strange beauty

to the landscape out here.

How long do we have to be here?

I don't know.

Ask the Einsteins back there.

I can't seem to find the problem.

We've searched all the codecs.

Everything seems to be working perfectly.

Well, you're wrong, or we wouldn't even be here!

So, there is a problem! We have to find it.

Try the beacon system again.

I've tried, and--

Well, try it again!

An entire world full of geniuses and scientists,

and this is what they send us?

What is that?

Oh, my God, it must be close.

Yeah, real close!

Shit!

The colonel's been expecting you.

So glad you could make it.

He'd like to speak to you alone.

Wait here, gentlemen.

You should see this, sir.

Hold that, please.

Could you take that and give me a minute, please?

Yes, sir.

Alpha 4, I need hourly updates on what's going on there.

Priority number one!

Under no circumstances do you compromise our position.

Black-curtain all transmissions,

and keep recon away from the team.

You understand me?

Good!

Stacy!

Sir?

This is going to take more time than I thought.

Push my lunch back to 2,

and get me all the information you can

on the team that the general put on the ground,

and anything else pertaining to the project.

Yes, sir.

Colonel?

Have a seat.

Thank you, sir.

One of the last fine pleasures in life, son.

A good cigar.

Now, a good piece of ass is the only thing it'll top.

We seem to think alike.

Couldn't agree with you more, sir.

You, uh--

You know I wouldn't have called you back after what happened.

But my orders come straight from the Secretary of Defence,

and he said he wanted my very best man.

My ass is on the line on this one, son.

That pencil-pushing prick'll have my nuts for lunch

if I screw this one up.

You've always been good to me, sir.

If you call, you know that I'll be here.

You think you've bounced back already?

You never really bounce back from war, sir.

All you can do is learn to live with the new person

that you see in the mirror.

Amen, brother.

I was in the middle of some nice, huge fucking tetas,

and I got to put up with this bullshit!

Hey, how you been, pussy-boy?

Quit messing around!

Whoa!

Hey, why don't you watch where you're going, meat-head?

Hey, Romeo!

Remember what happened last time!

Remember what happened last time.

Come on, man, Jesus Christ.

Don't you got enough illegitimate children,

mother-fucker?

We've got 2 scientists and 5 soldiers that have gone missing

from a training facility that never existed,

if you understand what I'm saying.

Yes, sir.

We've lost contact with them.

Now, intelligence says

that there's a terrorist training camp nearby.

Bottom line?

I want you to go and find them, and bring them back.

What were they testing?

Son, would I be in a shithole like this

if I was privileged with that kind of information?

Hell, I don't care what they were testing,

and you shouldn't either.

Well, why don't they just send in the regular special ops?

Like I said,

this place never existed.

Yes, sir.

Hey, what are you guys going to do with this money anyway?

If you did it for the money,

you would have quit after Syria.

I tell you what--

Damn right, mother-fucker.

Tequila, Mexico and hos!

Ain't nothing wrong with D.J. and tequila, boy!

Who's the bag boy in this mother-fucker?

Hey, bag boy!

Bag boy!

What's the take?

$150,000 for each of you.

That is, if you get a gold star on the top of your book report.

Special ops.

Black ops straight from Congress, baby.

Don't you love it?

Appropriated for covert operations.

God bless America, sir.

There'll be a briefing report under each one of your pillows.

I'm going to have you and your team

bunk in A-wing barracks.

Now, the airboat'll pull out at 0600h

to take you to the chopper.

There'll be a chopper at the extraction point exactly--

Exactly, 24 hours after your feet touch the ground.

If you're not there, you better like your surroundings

'cause that's going to be home sweet home, son.

We get any contact with reinforcements?

Do I look like the Tooth Fairy, son?

Stick your hand under that pillow,

you ain't going to find nothing there.

You're on your own.

Yeah, well, figures.

All right, dismissed, soldier.

Thank you, sir.

Good luck.

Oh, Tyler!

Hmm?

What if you can't deal

with this new person you see in the mirror?

Well then, sir, I'll just get myself

a nice piece of ass and a good cigar.

I don't feel sorry for myself 'cause no one else gives a shit.

Yes?

The order's already sent!

All right, send in an asset to be our eyes on the ground.

Gather intel from the local operatives,

and brief us on the situation on the ground.

I know, sir.

Yes, you can count on me to make the right decision.

Yes, we're sending our best, sir.

Dragon Den's a go.

They're sending the information now.

We should be getting information in an hour.

Call my wife, and tell her it's going to be a long day.

I have a bad feeling.

The government don't even regulate these things

like they should.

That must be why your wife left you, huh?

Pepe!

Let me tell you something.

I took half a Viagra once, and I was like He-Man!

You mother-fuckers should have seen me!

All right, boys, we all loaded up?

Yes, sir!

Good morning, Lieutenant.

Is it?

Every day above ground is a good day, sir.

Well, speak for yourself!

Sir, uh, it's Colonel's orders.

I'm going to need everyone's dog tags.

Come again? What?

Why in a rat's ass we got to give back our dog tags, huh?

Huh?

I want my mama to have me sitting pretty,

you hear me, boy?

Sitting pretty in a shiny black casket back in Knoxville.

Y'all ain't fixing to bury me out here in Puerto Rico.

I'll tell you that much.

It's not Puerto Rico; that's in the Caribbean.

Whatever the hell it is!

It's just all Taco Bell city to me, boy!

You hear me?

Look here, boss.

I don't care what happens to me out there,

but I got to get home.

I can't be cheated out of my 21 gun salute.

I gave up too much already.

Talk to the Colonel, make sure that happens, right?

You have my word, sir!

Dog tags, everybody! Colonel's orders!

Aw, come on, sir! This is bullshit!

This is bullshit!

Just do it, get them out, come on!

Say sayonara to those of us who never existed.

Try not to get a rash kissing all that ass!

Fucking bureaucrat!

Good morning, Lieutenant! Cassandra Mason, CIA.

Congratulations.

So, where would you like me to sit?

Um, sorry, but there's no women, not on this field trip.

Oh, come on, Lieutenant!

What, the girls can't play with the boys?

What, you're serious?

Guys, I got to go speak to the Colonel.

Sir. Yes, sir!

To the Colonel?

Come on, this is way above his head.

Now, I'm getting on that boat, and if I were you,

I wouldn't waste my time trying to stop me.

Whoa, whoa!

And why would we need you?

I know you find this a little hard to believe,

but this isn't my first field trip.

I know the area better than anyone.

So, once again,

where would you like me to sit, Lieutenant?

You slow us down; we'll leave you behind.

That's a promise.

That's what I'm talking about, bonita!

She wants to be all she can be!

Ahhh, my God!

Choice between bad and worse.

Well, if these guys can't fix it,

hell, nobody can!

Move out!

Boss!

You bet your sweet bippy, these boys:

They died a painful death.

What do you got?

Sir, the skull seems to have been pierced

with some sort of drill.

The inside contents within the cranial wall,

they've been sucked out.

The White House is worried about water-boarding.

Oh, ain't no tellin' what we just walked into.

I'll tell you one thing, this wasn't done by a Latino.

Whoa, whoa!

Where do you think you're going?

Get your hands off me!

I've got a job to do, just like you do!

Really?

And what is that job?

I'll tell you exactly--

No, let me tell you something, Little Miss Sunshine!

You're not going to come here and screw up my operation.

You know, I don't give a crap

what government bureaucrat sent you down here,

but now that you are down here,

you're under my command, you understand that?

Just nod your head, yes,

or I will leave your ass behind.

Boss, these are some real killers.

This definitely ain't no rag-tag terrorist trainees.

Something a lot more serious.

Boss, I think you need to come see this.

This here's some serious fucking weaponry.

Ain't no AK-47 that'll do that to a man.

Son of a bitches are getting help from somewhere.

As sure as a chicken'll eat his own shit,

you can count on that, bub.

Excuse me.

If you're withholding intel from me,

you're going to regret the day you were born.

Jackie, search the boat, search for bodies.

Find me something.

Jessie, you got perimeter.

See if there's any more casualties out here.

Yes, sir!

Jack, when you're done, torch the boat.

My pleasure, sir.

Hey!

Oh, damn!

I just lost my appetite.

Must have been one hell of a fight.

Boss, there's a whole lot of shells.

They must have let off at least 1000 rounds.

Lot of shells, but I don't see any bodies of the bad guys.

What's up with that?

Boss, I ain't got an answer for you.

I mean, I ain't never seen nothing like this before.

Now, you know I ain't one for quitting,

but I mean, they sent us out in a trap.

A death trap, look at this!

This is some stuff you only see on TV.

Hey, honey, you get scared?

You can always grab onto Papa.

Two tours in Baghdad,

a year with the U.N. peacekeepers in Sudan.

I'm not scared of this crap!

What a hardcore woman.

What a turn-on!

Hey, I think she likes me, boss!

All right, guys, come on.

Let's pick up the track.

Let's find these assholes.

Yes, sir.

Move.

Damn!

More flies than my ex.

Damn it!

Take him out.

Go, go, go.

All right, Colby, you stay on point.

Yes, sir.

Everybody else, tight formation, double time, okay?

Whoa, whoa!

What about me?

What about you?

I'm not staying here!

Yeah, you are.

If any of these assholes come running this way,

it's probably in your best interest to shoot 'em, okay?

Excuse me.

Jackie, Jessie, left side!

Colby, you're with me.

Rest of you, to the right!

Go, go, go!

Go, go!

Ugh!

Ahhh!

Get my back, move!

Ugh!

Shit.

Ugh!

Ahh!

All right, let's see what they got, gentlemen.

Boss!

Boss, you got to see this.

Son of a bitch!

It's a request for more weapons from the Department of Defence.

Sir, this is a U.S. Army training manual.

What?

These weapons are U.S. military-issue.

This is bullshit, sir!

Sir, is this bullshit?

It's most definitely bullshit.

We're training these assholes to fight against us!

Jesus!

I thought we told you to stay your ass up there!

I got bored.

Get down!

Clear!

Clear!

Clear!

Explain to me why the government sent us down here.

This was a search-and-destroy mission, wasn't it?

Listen, you Jughead grunt,

your job is to shoot that gun and not ask any questions.

So, follow your orders and keep your mouth shut!

How dare you bastards send my men into a deathtrap!

You knew damn well that those scientists were dead!

You sent us here so we could clean up your mess!

You've earned your gold star, Lieutenant.

Jackie, torch this place.

Colby?

Tyler!

Hey, right now, my focus

is to make sure my men get out of here alive,

but I got a lot of questions for you, lady.

Hey, did you ever think that sometimes there's questions

you really don't want to know the answers to?

Not when it concerns my men.

Fuck your men!

The interest of the United States government comes first!

And sometimes, you got to lose one to save a thousand.

Next time you want someone to clean up your dirt,

you bring in your own operatives.

We are not your puppets.

You are whatever the United States government says you are!

And so am I!

Get your hands off of me.

Gentlemen, double time!

Colby's got point.

You are whatever the United States government says you are,

and so am I!

Jessie.

Keep an eye on her ass.

If she tries to run away, shoot her.

All right, men, let's move out.

Don't worry, mamacita.

I'll keep an eye on your ass.

What have you got, soldier?

Something's out there.

Where am I looking?

I'm not sure, sir.

False alarm, I guess.

At ease, guys.

Let's take a break.

Cigarette?

It's a disgusting habit.

How about you?

Sure, man, yeah.

Hey, Colby, don't be such a pussy your whole life, huh?

Shut up!

Hey, what do you think about that señorita over there, huh?

I haven't worked with a dame since I was a grunt.

Ain't a grunt no more?

She's some under-wraps scam.

Going to weaken our forces.

Can't trust no female!

It's that whole emotional thing.

It's their time of the month, they go postal.

Heh!

Hey, puto, let me get a swig of that!

Give me a cigarette.

The bar I was telling you about back home?

Pussy everywhere.

Why don't you come down when we get back?

Who do you think you're fooling?

You wouldn't know what to do with a piece of ass

if it landed in your lap.

Bullshit!

Hey, I thought you were gay.

That's what I thought, bro.

Hey, don't ask, don't tell, all right?

That was a sheep, man.

Don't make me gay.

No, just real strange.

Quite a motley group of guys you got there.

Those are real men.

Of course, you've never met one of those

with all those pussies you work with in Washington.

Hmm, I believe I've never actually met a real man, ever.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, what are you guys sipping on?

Want daytime or night, sir?

Both.

Here you go, Sarge.

Got you covered.

This one's tequila.

This one on the right.

You want this one.

You want that one first.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

What was that?

I said nothing!

I'm sick of your shit.

Ugh!

You just saved your life.

Whoo!

Whoo, that's right!

Yeah!

Where you going, mother-fucker?

Where you going?

Ugh!

Ahh!

What exactly are we looking for?

No idea.

As long as the cheque clears, makes no difference to me.

Hey, you still suffering

from that post-traumatic stress disorder?

Maybe.

Want to talk about it?

Not really.

You can talk to me, man!

I'm like Dr. Phil!

My counsellor said I got good ears.

I can listen.

You got medication?

Yeah.

Can I have some?

Yeah, it's back at the base. I'll get you one.

Whatever keeps you quiet, man.

Hey, let me get a lighter, let me get a lighter.

Do you people ever stop talking?

Whoa!

You may want to close your eyes.

He's dead.

This guy never got a shot off.

No, he didn't.

Look, see that?

It's a high-powered rifle.

We got company out here.

Looks like he was carrying supplies.

There's more of them.

Get back to the team, let's go.

Oh!

Cassandra, hey!

Jesus Christ, this guy's brains are missing.

Diablo!

They sure ain't playing, boss.

He's dead.

What's wrong with you?

Talk to me, what happened here?

He-- it--

Where's Jackie? Where'd he go?

He, uh--

Let's get you out of here, come on.

Let's move out, men.

What is that?

What's going on?

I'll tell you one thing.

We're not fighting a terrorist.

Boss, I've seen some things in my days,

but that-- that, I don't know what that is!

She knows something!

Okay, all right, all right, back off!

Cassandra, talk to me.

I saw it!

Saw what?

I saw it.

It's not like anything I've ever seen before.

We should just kill her.

She's in on it! She's in on it!

She's a fucking liar!

This is bullshit!

Can't trust a woman, sir.

Listen, stop! Just stop!

All right, fine.

They told me that there was something out here.

Other than that--

No, other than that, I don't know!

All right, all right!

No, no, no, wait, wait!

Go, all right?

Go do something.

Go.

Sir.

Go!

Something out here?

That's all I know.

That's just great.

That's just great...

Hey, where the hell are you going?

Enough!

I'm done, I quit! She's crazy!

Well, how about you give me a cigarette

before you catch a Greyhound out of here?

Man, I got to stop smoking these things.

Used to be able to punish the booty two hours straight.

Now, I can't even go 20 minutes.

Maybe that's why your girl's

always creeping over to my place.

Your place?

Hey, let me tell you something.

I'm world-renowned for my baby-making skills.

I'm like the Puerto Rican baby-making machine!

I'm like the U.N. in this bitch!

God sent me here for two things.

That's making babies, and saving the fucking day.

You need to get your head checked!

Oh, I need to get my head checked?

Yes!

The last time I checked, you had post-partum depression.

Do you have any idea what you're talking about?

Oh, I know what I'm talking about.

I've been to a seminar once.

We sat around, we talked, played Yenga.

Don't you mean Jenga?

Yeah, and we hugged.

Want to hug?

You can't keep this stuff bottled up inside, man!

Head'll get all cloudy.

Liable to hurt somebody.

What do you think we're out here to do in the first place?

Shh!

Take the shot, soldier.

What are you waiting for? Take the shot!

I can't.

That's what we get paid to do.

Take the fucking shot!

I can't!

Sayonara, buddy.

Ahhh!

Get up!

I said get up!

You want to tell me who you work for?

Man, I don't know!

You don't know?

I don't know!

What are you doing out here?

I don't know!

Who do you work for?

I don't know, man!

No!

Ugh, ugh!

Maybe you want to talk now?

No, man!

Nada?

No!

I think you've got answers.

No, I don't got-- what are you doing?

What are you doing? What are you-- no!

What are you doing? No!

You've got 5 fingers.

You're going to give me some answers.

I don't know nothing!

No!

Now you got 4 fingers!

I don't know!

Who do you work for?

No?

You got 3 fingers left.

You want to tell me who you work for?

I don't know!

Hunter!

Hunter? What are you talking about?

The hunter!

Jackie!

Allen!

Where the hell are these guys?

Hey, hey!

Brent!

Jesus Christ!

It was just right here.

Where? Right here!

Where is it?

Something came down and snatched it, man.

Like that!

What?

It was right here!

This ain't right.

That's a whole lot of blood.

Why would somebody take a body?

Not somebody, man.

Something!

What do you mean, something?

Something!

Okay, we're out of here.

To the chopper, now come on!

Let's go, move, move!

Guys!

Tyler, Christ!

What do you see?

I seen something, but it moved.

Good job, country boy.

No!

Give me that AK.

Now!

Cease fire!

I said, cease fire!

What the hell are we shooting at?

I don't know, goddamn it!

Colby got hit!

We got to get to that chopper.

What about Colby, sir?

He's dead, all right?

He's gone!

Now, move!

Ah, look who joined us.

Where the fuck have you been?

Taking care of business.

Taking care of business?

What, you think you can just waltz

around here by yourself?

You need to give me 6 feet, mother-fucker.

Oh, is that what you think?

All right, come on!

Hey, hey, hey! Break it up, okay?

You want to kill each other, you can do it later.

Jackie, like to be alone?

Two clicks, recon, go!

Roger that, sir.

Bitch!

This is bullshit!

Keep moving.

You know, gentlemen, there's nothing,

absolutely nothing more honourable, more pure,

more selfless than to serve your country.

This is a covert program, gentlemen,

and you know what that means.

The things that you will have to give up to enter this program

are too numerous to count.

Let's just say that you'd be losing every inch

of the life that you dreamed of.

Every thought and every person that you ever loved,

every moment that you can remember.

From this second forward,

that is all that you have.

No secret of this republic can leave this building.

Because of that, I must love my country...

even when tough love is the order of the day.

Candidate number one, stand to your feet.

Unfortunately, your blood work

was not satisfactory to the committee.

You're not qualified for the E16 programme.

It's also unfortunate that you're not a cabinet member.

0600h, candidate number one terminated.

Protocol 6A.

Candidate number two, stand to your feet.

You don't meet the physical requirements

that this committee recommends

for an ideal candidate for the E16 programme.

It seems as though that you contracted the herpes virus

at one of your stops.

Hell, Grandma always told me to stay away from the whores.

I'm glad I listened to Grandma.

Stand up!

Turn around and face the wall.

Turn around.

Welcome to the program.

Candidate number three, you must realize

that sometimes killing's also protecting life.

Even though you will be a ferocious killer,

you will also be a life-saver.

You will receive a series of injections.

The first one is a chemical compound

that will alter the somatosensory cortex--

Ugh!

Which is the pain centre of the brain.

That's the last pain sensation that you will feel.

This party is getting better and better every moment.

Give him the second shot.

This little cocktail is not your average one

that you get at happy hour, son.

This will cause a deficiency

in the brain chemical norepinephrine,

which you need periodically to survive.

This will allow us to control your ass

in case there's a glitch in the program,

and you decide to get cute on us.

We're done here!

Take him to Wing 4, for surgery.

Yes, I understand.

Execute the order to take out the team.

Order a collateral damage assessment of the area.

Give the execute order to our asset on the ground.

Evac him ASAP!

Get me satellite imagery of the area.

Find a way to clean up this mess.

Shit!

Alpha, bravo, six!

Do you read me?

Alpha, bravo, six!

Muerta!

This helicopter better be there!

What else do you know, chica, huh?

You know, it's your fault that all these men are dead!

You're the reason we're out here in this godforsaken jungle!

Jessie!

The way they played us for their own game?

That's enough, Jessie!

That's enough!

Whatever is out there,

it's going to take all of us to kill it.

Whether Command responds or not, it doesn't matter!

We need to kill this thing, or it will kill us.

What are we fighting, boss?

When did you train for this?

When did you sign up for this, 'cause I sure as hell didn't!

You know he's right, sir.

Well, we don't have much of a choice now, do we?

Don't get paid enough!

That's enough, stand down, soldier!

That's an order.

You don't know anything else?

Sir, look, we need to play offence as well as defence here.

Okay, that's the only way we're going to make it out of here.

No, the only way we're going to make it out of here

is to make it to the extraction point.

That's if there is an extraction.

They'll be here!

How are we supposed to trust her, sir?

We can't!

We need to play offence against this bastard.

It's getting late.

We'll make camp here.

We need to play offence against this bastard.

So, now what?

Do what we do best.

We wait.

Come on, you son of a bitch.

Come on, mother-fucker!

Come on!

Aie-aie-aie!

Sir, that's just another terrorist.

Leg's going this way.

Yeah, and his head's going that way.

He didn't know which way he was going.

This guy was dead before the explosion.

They used his body to trip the mine.

He's playing us for a fool!

Yeah, I think I'm officially freaked out.

All right, reset the trap.

Are you serious?

Come on, let's get out of here!

Do I look like I'm joking?

This thing is hunting us.

Let me guess.

This is bullshit?

Bingo.

You think you're going to be able to take me out that easy?

You got another think coming, puto.

Come on, lead me...

through the valley of the shadow of death.

This is not a bad little rig you got here.

For a woman.

It's not a bad little rig you got there.

For a boy.

Yeah, well, whatever.

Yes?

You want to see this rig?

And God made Adam!

You're missing out!

Hey.

Hey.

Look, I'm sorry what I said about your team before.

Okay, they're good guys.

They're the best.

It started off as a beautiful day, huh?

Yeah.

When I was stationed in Iraq,

the colonel used to say all the time

it was a beautiful day to die.

Odd how that somehow sounds romantic.

So, what was the worst you'd ever been in?

I was in a chopper,

shot down over Somalia.

We were ambushed, kidnapped,

and I was the only one who survived.

You must be blessed.

Yeah, or maybe I'm cursed.

Look, I didn't want to scare the team before.

The area was the testing ground for the E16.

Okay, I'm listening.

What's the E16?

It's a covert project to create the perfect cyborg soldier.

I'm talking half-man, half-computer.

This thing can withstand temperatures and terrains

that no human can,

equipped with weapons straight out of a comic book.

They were injecting this thing with human brain cells,

which ended up morphing and multiplying

into an intelligence level we would never understand.

Now, they've lost control of it.

Complete!

So, tell me one thing.

Why's it taking human brains?

I have no idea.

Half-man, half-machine, huh?

Mmm.

Well, then I guess it is a beautiful day to die.

Move, move!

Jessie!

Ugh!

Jessie!

All right, where'd it go? Where'd it go?

I think I shot it!

Oh!

Let's get to that chopper, come on.

Where's everybody else?

They're dead.

This is--

Argh!

Go, go, go!

Get out of here!

You bastard!

I ain't impressed!

You can't kill me, mother-fucker!

I'm from Philly!

Bitch!

Show time.

Come on, you bastard.

Come and get me, come and get me.

There we go.

Ha, ha, got you!

How's it feel, buddy?

Oh, yeah, you're hurting now, aren't you, buddy?

You're hurting now.

What the hell?

Ugh!

Argh!

It's never easy!

Man!

Tyler! Tyler!

Hang in there, soldier.

Destroyed?

Okay, send out a search team and look for survivors.

Destroy all the information,

and design a deniability story.

You know, when I was a young boy,

I would have dreams and fantasies of being there

the day that Thomas Jefferson

signed the Declaration of Independence,

or Francis Scott Key,

the night that he penned the Star-Spangled Banner.

This is the greatest nation in the history of civilization.

No secret this republic can leave this building.

Because of that, I must love my country...

even when tough love is the order of the day.

My only comfort is knowing right now, this second,

that I did what was best for the country that I call my own.

Gentlemen, from this second forward,

that is all that I have.

Great work, soldier.

I'm going to put you in for a medal for this.

Oh, yeah.

I'm sorry, son.

That's the way it is.

I mean, that's protocol in these types of operations.

Now, you do understand that, don't you?

And again, you did an amazing job.

You know something, Colonel.

I never did like cigars.

Oh!

Jessie was right.

This is bullshit.

Hey!

Hey.

So, what's next, Lieutenant?

I'm going to go...

meet the families of my team.

And tell them the truth.

You know, I was wrong about you.

Thank you for coming back out there to get me.

You saved my life.

Anytime.

Take care.

Tyler!

See you around.