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Summer and tropical weather increase sexual desire

because vitamin D sets off the production of hormones

that make us feel pleasure.

♪ [music] ♪

[bump]

[knocking] [tinkling]

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♪ [music] ♪

Good morning, sunshine.

Good morning, sunshine.

Thank you for letting us sleep here.

You saved us. Didn't they, Chata?

The house is small, but the heart is big.

Mmm, cute! Thanks.

How are you feeling?

[Valentin exhales]

I don't know. I feel like

I'm just realizing is real.

I lost my home,

my car,

my bank accounts are blocked,

and my phone has been disconnected.

[Valentin sighs]

Cry if you want to, okay?

[Valentin moans]

No, no, Vale. What happened?

Hey...

- Why are you crying? - What? Why not?

I'm not crying. I'm happy.

I'm happy. That's what happened.

- I'm happy. - He is happy because he's poor.

Well, we have a wedding to celebrate his poverty.

And you have to learn

that you eat and drink for free at weddings.

- Yes. - Here.

♪ [plays "Ya no espero más" performed María León] ♪

THE GAME OF KEYS [door sliding]

♪ [continues "Ya no espero más"] ♪

[elevator] [suitcase]

What the hell? [Venecia laughs]

Hey, if my mom listened to you,

she'd wash your mouth with soap.

Come on, Venecia! What are you doing here?

[laughs] What do you mean, "What are you doing here"?

[Venecia] Oh, no!

Oh, I know. You are running away from the police?

No. Worse. Astrid told me

that my sister, who believes love has to be free

and flow, is chasing a girl

like a teenager in love?

I'm not chasing her.

I'm trying to forget her.

And do you know what's the problem?

That I got invited to a wedding

that she will attend with her new beau.

That's awesome!

Yes!

- Let's go to the party. - No!

Yes. I'll teach you how to flirt.

- You will teach me how to flirt? - Obviously.

Because, apparently, you forgot.

[Venecia] You became a bore.

[Siena] - Oh, of course not! [Venecia] - Of course you did!

If anything happens, call me

and I'll come back right away, okay, Mica?

- I promise. - Okay.

Are you going to be okay?

With my dad and Gabriela?

I don't know how you do it.

Mmm. Don't worry,

it's not his fault, nor Gabriela's, okay?

Okay.

If you're up for egging their house, I'm in.

[kissing]

We won't be egging their house at their house because eggs

are really expensive, so we won't do that.

- Okay? - Okay.

Well, I love you. I love you.

- I love you more. Mom! - I love you.

I'll miss you so much.

- Me too. - Be good, please.

- Okay? - Yes. You too.

- Well... - Bye.

- Call me if you need anything, Mica. - Yes. It's just two days.

It doesn't matter.

I'll come back immediately, okay?

[Mica] - Okay. - I love you.

[Mica] - Bye. [door] - Have fun.

[kisses]

[car engine]

[car engine]

Hurry, my little ones. We're about to leave.

Kids, stop fighting!

Call me

if you need anything. I love you!

Whatever you do, don't give them sugar.

They'll act like "gremlins".

Okay. [makes emphasis]

[suitcases]

[Carmen] They have to be in bed by nine.

Oh. If they get too restless,

remind them they are not baptized.

No. Don't talk to them about religion.

If anything happens,

tell them you'll call grandma.

Are they so mischievous?

They're restless.

[suitcase in trunk]

You know. They're kids.

As long as you don't give them sugar.

Aloha.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

[radio]

[Valentin] Good afternoon.

[mechanic] God afternoon.

Does Ruben Fernandez work here?

[whistles]

- Ruben! [Ruben] - What is it?

- They're looking for you. [Ruben] - I'm coming.

[Valentin] Hey!

Valentin, what's up?

What can I say?

I lost my house, my car was confiscated,

and they blocked my bank account.

Okay?

And my dad just found out I'm gay.

- Cool, right? - Yeah.

Yes.

Hey...

I wanted to tell you there is a wedding...

They are very good friends of mine...

[car engines]

Would you like to come with me?

I'd love to.

- Really? - Yes, I'd really like to.

This is so embarrassing, but...

Can we use your car?

♪ [plays "Lista Pa' Impresionar" performer Melina Almodovar] ♪

We're really happy you can join us

- in our love celebration. - Sure.

But let's go. Let's have a drink.

- Yes, let's go. - Can you bring me a tequila shot?

- Of course. Double, my love. - Coming.

[Leo] What's up, Barbara?

Barbs!

[Adriana] Oh!

- Congratulations, girl. - Thank you.

- Who would have guessed it? - Congratulations.

Mathematician!

Do you know all about the plan?

Great!

- I'll get the key. - Okay.

Excuse me.

[Barbara] If you ever get married, huh!

[Adriana] - No. No marriage. [Barbara] - Wow! So hot!

[Barbara] You're hitting that?

[Venecia] Is that him?

Yes, that's him.

Okay. I'll handle it.

What will you do?

You'll see.

You're crazy. [Venecia laughs]

♪ [music] ♪

Gorgeous!

- You're getting married. - No!

[laughs] How's that going, huh?

Not bad at all. Tell me, how are you?

- Are you okay? - I'm fine.

- Hey, beautiful! - Hi!

Who's the cutest?

Oh, oh!

Thank you.

- Hello. - Hello.

- How's Mica doing? - Better.

Thank you for the other day.

You should know Oscar is still very mad.

Yes, I know.

Barbara!

Congratulations, my queen! [emphasis]

- Hey! - Fun has arrived.

[Barbara and Siena laugh]

Gaby, how are you?

Fine. Almost there. This is it.

Hi, how are you?

- Hello. - Congratulations.

Thank you.

Sorry. I haven't introduced you.

This is my sister Venecia.

- Oh! [Venecia] - Yeah. Nice to meet you all.

- Barbara, Gaby. - Nice to meet you.

- Hi. - And Adriana.

Adriana, how are you?

Fine, and you?

[Venecia] Fine. Thank you.

Don't you have a brother named Bergamo?

[Barbara laughs]

[Adriana] - Gee! - Sorry.

Sorry. I'm nervous.

Well, I'll congratulate the groom.

- Yeah. - I'll be right back.

Hey!

Sorry.

- What is it, Oscar? - Nothing.

Okay. I don't want to fight.

Do you recognize that you made a mistake

by taking Mica just like that?

Oscar, stop it!

You were not home

and Mica wasn't feeling well and she wanted to come with me.

♪ [music] ♪

You can't take her away from my life

like I didn't exist.

I didn't take her away from your life like you didn't exist.

You just weren't home and...

Let's see. What would you have done?

What did you do, huh? Let's see?

The keys.

Oh! Great.

Wonderful! Should we go to the room?

- Let's go. - Yes.

Thank you.

Well, Oscar, see you later.

- Bye. - Bye.

♪ [music] ♪

He's angry because we had a problem with Mica, again.

And Mica wanted to come live with me.

The same problem again, you know?

What is it?

Control your suitors. I don't want a scene.

- Barbs. - Really.

♪ [plays "Lista Pa' Impresionar" performer Melina Almodovar] ♪

[door]

Oof!

It's a nice hotel, right?

Very.

[Valentin] And so is the room.

It looks cool.

What's the matter?

♪ [music] ♪

I don't know.

I'm kind of worried about what your friends will think about me.

Why do you worry about that?

[Valentin] My friends are insane.

They're damaged.

Don't worry about that.

Besides, you're different.

- Really? - Yeah.

How come?

Mmm...

You are poor, for example.

[laughter]

So are you.

- I'm not. - I paid for this trip.

Yes, that's true. It's true.

I was joking.

[door]

- Huh? - Oh, no!

Gee! I'm closing my eyes. I'm closing my eyes!

Are they screwing? Are they screwing?

[friend] Are you screwing?

If we were, you would have seen us, right?

[friend] That's lame, Valentin!

I'm so disappointed, Valentin.

Let's do something. We'll go out, come back again

and you'll be screwing, okay?

Cachorro, wait. We are neighbors,

maybe they'll need a cup of coffee,

- a cup of sugar... - A blowjob.

- Anything. - Anything.

- What did I tell you? - What?

[friend] What?

That Cachorro wants to give him a blow job?

Oh, no!

I wasn't ready, but...

Please. Come.

I don't usually do this with strangers, but

you keep insisting.

- Get out! - What?

Stop! What? Let go!

Valentin, no.

- Just for a while! - Don't be greedy.

- Let's go outside. - He'll come back later.

- I know what you do for a living. - Hey!

- Bye. - Goodbye.

♪ [music] ♪

[Valentin] I told you they're insane.

♪ [music] ♪

They're damaged.

- Confused. Yes. - Confused.

♪ [music] ♪

Are we really going to be like this the whole trip?

What do you mean?

Let's make an effort, right?

"Let's make an effort"?

I'm here, Oscar. I didn't even want to come.

♪ [music] ♪

It's this one.

[Guillermo] Do you want to join him?

[Adriana] No. Come on.

[Adriana] Besides, I wouldn't do that to you.

[Guillermo] You're not doing anything to me.

You're the one who wants to be with him.

I don't like to see him like that.

Besides, I'm with you.

Wait.

I want you to be with me when you want to.

When we wish to be with someone else, then...

We'll be with someone else. It's alright.

[Adriana] I don't think it's that simple.

To be honest, I do have mixed feelings about Oscar.

Go figure it out, then.

♪ [birds singing] ♪

[wind]

Go.

[wind]

- Hey! - Ouch!

Hey, watch your step.

[Guillermo smiles]

- You bumped into me. - No, you did.

Or maybe fate wanted us to meet.

Have you thought about that?

Eh... No.

- No? - No.

Would you like something to drink?

Maybe then you'll think it better.

- Come on! - Okay, okay.

♪ [birds singing] ♪

Like in high school?

[Adriana] With your sexy drinks.

[Oscar laughs]

[Oscar sighs]

I don't want to be out of Mica's life.

I don't want you out of Mica's life, either.

[crowd]

Nor yours.

I miss you.

A lot.

Oscar, you can't miss me,

because you have a pregnant girlfriend.

I'm tired.

I really miss you.

That makes me feel guilty.

♪ [birds singing] ♪

You fee the same thing.

♪ [birds singing] ♪

Clear your mind and,

and I'll be doing the same thing.

♪ [music] ♪

♪ [music] [birds singing] ♪

Adriana...

[Adriana] Hi.

I need to talk to you.

What is it?

Every time I want to talk, something goes wrong or...

I'll say it before I screw up.

I'm crazy about you.

What?

I had to say it and I just did.

The "I can't stop thinking about you" kind.

The "I can't stand to see you with the mathematician" kind.

Oh, no!

♪ [music] ♪

Siena, you were the one who taught me

all this stuff about free love.

Please, don't tell me this now.

- Please. - Yes, I know.

Adriana, why don't you listen to me?

None of this was intentional.

It just happened.

I dream about you.

I go to sleep and wake up thinking about you.

♪ [music] ♪

And I want everything with you.

[sighs] Oh!

♪ [elevator] ♪

Look...

Siena...

Without thinking it twice, if I had to be with a woman again,

I would choose to be with you, huh? Really.

♪ [music] ♪

[sighs]

♪ [elevator bell] ♪

But at this point in my life,

there is a lot going on.

Really. It has nothing to do with sex.

Okay?

♪ [music] [elevator] ♪

The more people you love, the more love you'll have.

[elevator doors]

♪ [music] ♪

[Barbara] A toast! A toast!

We want to thank all of you for being here

in this, our last night as single people.

[friends cheering] [Barbara] Ouch!

And you are our best friends.

Thank you and cheers.

[all] Cheers!

[Leo] - Thanks a lot, colleagues. [Barbara] - Cheers!

- Cheers! [Barbara] - Yeah!

Salute! Salute!

Salute!

[crowd]

[Leo] - Patricia! [Patricia] - Cousin!

[man] Cheers!

What are you doing here?

[kissing]

[Patricia] Congratulations!

Hey, welcome. Sit. Welcome.

[Patricia shuts excites] [Barbara] I' so glad you came!

Thank you.

Hey, everyone. I want to introduce you to Patricia.

Patricia is Leo's cousin,

and as you know, Leo's family is kind of cuckoo.

And Patricia is the family psychologist, so

in case you need one, go ahead.

[Leo laughs] She's really good.

[Leo] Welcome, Paty.

[Paty] Thank you! Hello, everyone! Hi! Hi!

Welcome!

Hello!

I could use a psychologist.

- Really? - And I think

you'll find several patients here.

Well, I'm just writing my dissertation.

Really? On what?

"Human mating rituals

[Patricia] and their similarities to other animal species".

[crowd]

You like Adriana, right?

[Venecia] Touché.

And this is my sister, Venecia.

- Patricia. - Nice to meet you.

♪ [plays "Cuando beso tus labios" performed Veeno] ♪

[man] Cheers!

♪ [continues "Cuando beso tus labios"] ♪

♪ [continues "Cuando beso tus labios"] ♪

♪ [continues "Cuando beso tus labios"] ♪

[Oscar] Let's go, everybody!

♪ [plays "Cuando beso tus labios" performed Veeno] ♪

♪ [continues "Cuando beso tus labios"] ♪

♪ [crickets] ♪

Okay.

♪ ["Cuando beso tus labios" ends] ♪

♪ [crickets] ♪

I... [hesitates]

I thought...

[hesitates] - I thought... - What?

- What? - Well...

costumes,

lashes,

whips, hmmm?

More people.

I want tonight to be different, Barbara.

♪ [crickets] ♪

[steps] [kissing]

[Leo] I want only you

and me

making love.

[kissing]

[champagne]

I think it's corny.

Enjoy!

[Barbara] Thank you.

♪ [crickets] ♪

But beautiful.

♪ [crickets] ♪ [kissing]

Will we try missionary?

[Barbara] Huh?

[door]

- Hey! - Hey!

[Oscar laughs]

[door]

[whistles]

I didn't notice when you left.

Oh, I was really tired.

Oh!

Forgive me!

Huh?

Look...

We have been saying very hurtful things to each other,

but on my part,

I apologize.

I'm sorry.

I was very angry and...

I know you love Mica and that there won't be any issues.

This has nothing to do with Mica

nor Adriana.

It shouldn't be so hard, Oscar.

[clears throat]

But, well...

Tell me, then,

what do I have to do for us to be alright?

Huh?

You have to accept that

this isn't working out.

Forgive me, Gaby.

♪ [music] ♪

It's not your fault.

We were confused.

Because we appreciate each other.

Because we laugh our heads off,

and because we like each other.

But that doesn't mean

that we should be together as a couple.

♪ [music] ♪

♪ [combat music] ♪

♪ [combat music] ♪

[breathes heavily]

[panting] ♪ [combat music] ♪

[panting]

[kissing]

[Adriana exhales]

[Adriana and Guillermo exhale]

[Guillermo exhales]

Do you like Venecia?

[Guillermo laughs]

She's good looking.

But she's too crazy for me.

And you? Huh?

What's up with Oscar?

[Adriana exhales]

[clicks mouth]

I have to admit that sometimes I still miss him.

And then?

And then... [exhales]

♪ [music] ♪

[Guillermo sighs]

[door]

Thanks.

♪ [birds signing] ♪

Thank you.

Good afternoon, madam. Do you have a reservation?

Oh, please! This is my daughter's wedding.

Welcome. Congratulations.

You're so kind. Thank you.

♪ [music] ♪

You look gorgeous.

[Barbara] Thank you.

[Barbara] Thank you for doing this with me.

[Gaby] Aww.

♪ [plays "Dreaming" performed Lord Netty] ♪

[Adriana] Are you okay?

I miss you. But I'm fine.

♪ [music] ♪

We'll have a great time.

♪ [music] ♪

I'm nervous.

♪ [music] ♪

Mrs. Gloria,

you can't wear that dress to the wedding.

You have to wear one of these.

What are you talking about?

I would never wear that.

And cover yourself. You're showing everything.

It's your daughter's only request as a wedding gift.

♪ [horn] ♪

♪ [horn] ♪

♪ [birds singing] ♪

[waves]

Let's start, please.

Would you be so kind as to remove your clothes.

[waves] ♪ [birds singing] ♪

[waves]

♪ [music] ♪

Oh my!

♪ [music] ♪

[waves]

Welcome everyone

to this ritual, pure in it's conception.

For it is our duty to bear witness

♪ [seagulls] ♪

just like nature brought us into this world.

[waves]

Only then, we'll get to live it...

inhabit it...

feel it.

♪ [plays "Dreaming" performed Lord Netty] ♪

♪ [birds singing] ♪

I pronounce you united by all the forces of Nature.

You may kiss each other.

♪ [birds singing] ♪

♪ [music] ♪

[cheering]

[man] Congratulations! [clapping]

[cheering]

Bravo!

Bravo.

♪ [music] ♪

♪ [birds singing] ♪

[man howls]

[man] Bravo.

[cheering]

What a beautiful wedding, daughter!

Thank you for making me so happy.

- Thank you! - Thank you for being here.

[Gloria] I love you so much, daughter. A lot.

Thank you. Thank you.

Leo...

Welcome to the family.

Thank you.

Thank you very much, mother-in-law.

Thank you.

[man] Bravo.

[Gloria] Thank you, Leo.

Thank you. [clapping]

♪ [music] ♪ [clapping]

[zipper]

♪ [music] ♪

[door]

♪ [music] ♪

[party environment]

♪ [music] ♪

- I broke up with Gaby. - What?

I know I screwed up...

Adriana. A lot.

But I realize I want to be with you and with Mica.

I love you a lot. Take me back.

Oscar, wait. You'll have a son.

But I also want to be a good husband.

Your husband.

All this thinking about

just having sex with you for the rest of my life,

is a real issue.

That can't be the problem.

No. It's not that it's a problem,

but it will be an issue.

- We have to talk about it. - Well, yes, but...

Oh! Careful.

- Hadn't you left? - No. Not yet.

But I saw the pregnant woman get on a taxi with a suitcase.

I thought you were with her.

She's your lady, right?

With a suitcase?

♪ [music] ♪

[Oscar] Hey!

Did any of you drive a pregnant woman?

Yes, mister. I drove her.

- To what hospital? - Hospital?

No. I took her to the airport.

- What? - To the airport.

Take me there. Fast!

[Oscar] Damn!

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♪ [plays "Ya no espero más" performed María León] ♪

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♪ ["Ya no espero más" ends] ♪

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