Original subtitles

Some studies affirm that people who have sex regularly

look 7 to 12 years younger

♪ [music] ♪ than those who don't.

[crowd] [Siena] Four, of course, and you?

[Astrid] -Just two. [Siena] -Two?

[Astrid] Yeah. Third time's the charm.

[Siena] My friends are here.

The dark one is Adriana's ex-husband

and got her best friend pregnant, who's Gaby.

Hi!

[Siena] Adriana came with the mathematician.

- Hi! - How are you?

That's why they are so stressed.

[man] Astrid...

- You have to come. - What's that you've got?

Give that to me. I'll borrow it.

- How are you? - Fine.

- How's it going? - So so.

Welcome.

Hello!

Finally everyone is together to play the game of keys.

- Cool! - Cool!

Valentin invited us, but...

I didn't know everyone would come.

I didn't know either.

But here we are. Let's have a good time.

Yeah, what's the matter? We are the same

Game of Keys peers.

This is where it all started.

[laughs]

Relax, please.

Let's have a good time.

[laughter]

Relax!

Let's have a good time. Let's have fun.

We have whatever the customer wants.

- I want to choose! - Come on!

[keys] Good.

Every color and flavor.

♪ [music] ♪ Please, darling.

[keys] Good luck!

[kissing]

Wow!

[Astrid] Let's see.

- Both of you? - Yes, come on.

Wherever you want, please.

However it is.

- Wherever you want. - You're so strong!

- Do you like it? - Yes.

- Cheers. - Hello!

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Cheers. - Here's to what I'll savor.

Come on!

[man] No? Okay.

♪ [music] ♪

Those are my keys. [keys]

- Really? - Yeah.

Nice to meet you. I'm Ruben.

I'm Valentin.

[laughs]

So... Then?

[Ruben] Are we going to your place or mine?

Mine. Do you like that?

Perfect.

♪ [music]♪

[crowd] [laughter]

♪ [music]♪

[Astrid] Let's see. Help yourselves.

[laughs]

- Let's see. - Good luck!

[Guillermo] Yeah!

[Astrid] My queen.

Let's see.

Not two! Don't be greedy!

[Astrid laughs]

[Astrid] Please.

Have a nice Game of Keys.

[Astrid] - Excuse me. [Guillermo] - Let's see.

[keys]

Those are mine, come on.

♪ [music] ♪

Of course not, Oscar.

This is not you keychain.

Yes. I gave it to him.

[keys] No.

[Adriana] Wait. No.

I can't. We were already married.

Baby, that's how rules work.

You picked him, he's yours.

Maybe you'll fix things and...

You can't switch!

[laughs] Those are mine.

♪ [music] ♪ [crowd]

[laughs]

Well, my turn...

Someone with an A who is obviously not Adriana.

That's me.

Alberto.

[keys]

I'm Gaby.

Hey, hold on.

I didn't choose, so if you want us to leave,

I have no problem with that.

No.

[laughs] My love, I know you won't have sex. Too bad.

♪ [music] ♪ [keys]

I'll see you later,

and if I don't, remember we'll meet the doula tomorrow.

Too bad? You'll see. [Gaby laughs]

♪ [music] ♪

Oscaron, be good.

- Take care, Gaby. - Yes.

[laughter] What should we do?

[Barbara] By the way, whose key's are these

with nothing on them?

[man] Mine.

Can you join me for a tequila?

Are you a psychoanalyst?

THE GAME OF KEYS ♪ [plays "No puedo más"] ♪

♪ [continues "No puedo más"] ♪

[exhales]

I love this one. Have you tried it?

Mmm.

And here's mine.

[can]

[barking]

Wow!

I really like beer.

Oh!

Well, I really like you. [Mica sighs]

♪ [music] ♪

And now?

And now...

♪ [music] ♪

It's very important to get children baptized.

- Yes. - Yeah.

Really important, or else...

they may go to hell and that's ugly, don't you think?

Yes!

My son, do you like this mouth?

Hand me the other one.

- This one. - Okay, this one.

[boy] I made her like an alien.

This one looks very weird, but...

[boy] - She looks like a kitten. [Carmen] - Gloria?

[boy] - Yes, a kitten. - Yes.

I think it's time for the children to go to bed.

And you should rest too.

Don't you worry, Carmela.

I'll take the children to bed.

As soon as we finish this work.

But they like that I read them a story.

I'll be the one who reads them stories.

Go rest, Carmen. It's time.

Go. Good night, Carmen.

But...

[Gloria] I'm happy with my grandchildren.

I'll go home.

- Good night. - Good night.

[door] [Gloria] - She's so weird. [boy] - The room...

You have to get baptized, kids. [door]

- Yes - Yes. [laughter]

♪ [music] ♪

[Astrid] Are these yours? [keys]

[crowd]

♪ [music] ♪ Finally.

I thought I'd spend the night alone,

obviously I won't.

[laughs]

♪ [music] ♪

I'm Astrid.

Leonardo Cuevas.

I'm delighted.

Hi, Leo!

You two will have a wonderful time.

Leo, just don't hump her in the car.

Last time, the police caught us.

Take care of her. She is my queen.

Let's go, Martin!

Let's go to my room, sugar.

Okay.

♪ [music] ♪

CONDOMS, LUBE, TOYS.

[man exhales] ♪ [music] ♪

- Oh! - Oh!

What? How?

I'm a vers bottom.

More bottom than vers.

No!

You didn't look like it.

So are we.

Yes, but when there is a third one,

we want him to be.

What do we do now?

Will we pretend we're the Pandoras or what?

We are running out of options.

Let's go, puppy.

- I'm sorry. - It's okay.

♪ [music] ♪

Have you ever fallen in love?

[Man] What?

What does it feel like to be in love?

[exhales]

Do you want to talk about love now?

Sorry, I was only asking.

I come to these games because I want to have sex.

Not to talk about love.

If you need to be lied to so you don't feel used, I'll pass.

[laughs]

I was only asking.

I don't need to be lied to. And you know what?

Get moving.

You can't even find the clitoris. Go.

There's a lot of girls outside!

[steps]

[exhales]

[door]

♪ [music] ♪

Do you like it?

[hesitates] It's comfy. It's cozy.

Yes.

You know you are beautiful, right?

I love brown haired women like you.

With that dancer like body.

[Gaby laughs] Really.

[exhales]

♪ [music] ♪

I'm finally with a pregnant woman.

It's just that...

to me, this is...

[Alberto] pure love.

My mommy is everything in my life.

I don't think this is a good idea.

No, no! Please, don't.

This is the best idea.

♪ [music] ♪

I'm misbehaving, right?

My mom used to say the same thing. I always misbehaved.

♪ [music] ♪

She used to hit me with the belt.

Yeah, right. Bye.

Hey, no! Don't go!

[door]

Wow.

This living room is a lot bigger than my workshop.

I'm a mechanic. Did I tell you?

- Really? - Yeah.

What a coincidence.

Why?

I have two cars.

[laughter]

What do you do?

Champagne?

Beer.

Don't you have a beer?

[water]

Sure.

Of course I have beer.

Just give me a second.

[steps]

[Valentin] I'll be back.

[Valentin] Here's a cold beer.

Oof!

Don't touch that! It's a relic.

[noise]

It's a family heirloom. My father is going to kill me.

Calm down. I'll fix it.

- Calm down. - Is it broken?

I'll fix it.

- It only got loose. - Okay.

That's all.

♪ [music] ♪

Careful.

♪ [music] ♪

There it is.

I got it.

- It's much better now. - Really?

- Yes. Look. - Okay. Careful.

Right where it was, just in case.

♪ [music] ♪

Some beer?

♪ [ambulance] ♪

I think I better go.

[click]

♪ [music] ♪

[exhales]

[steps]

♪ [music] ♪

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♪ [music] ♪

It's amazing.

Of all the men in the world,

you just decided to start a relationship

with your daughter's teacher.

I'm not starting any relationship, damn.

I'm just screwing him.

That's good!

Great ethic!

It's all justified then.

Awesome!

Oscar, don't talk to me about ethic,

because you fooled around with Gabriela,

our daughter's godmother, so you don't have any right

- to say a single word, okay? - Seriously?

Adriana, stop playing the victim.

You are the one who broke all the rules.

You messed with Sergio outside the game.

Yes, but you messed with Gabriela

and without a condom, jerk.

And you didn't even pay attention to me.

That was only once.

Well, that one time was enough for her to immediately

bear fruits for you, honey.

[stomps]

Do you know why I didn't pay attention to you?

Because you are unbearable.

Because you keep annoying me all the time!

- Really? - You criticize everything about me.

Do you know why I did it?

Because you didn't pay attention to me.

Because you spent all your time

with your videogames and that crap.

Oscar, please.

You still don't understand that videogames

are fundamental in contemporary life.

Stop it, Oscar! Come on!

What are you doing?

I'm trying to turn you off, but I can't!

♪ [music] ♪

You are an idiot!

Don't call me that!

Selfish, then!

You control freak!

♪ [music] ♪

[keys]

[light switch]

[door]

[keys] [Mica breathes heavily]

Mica!

Who are you?

This is Lucas, my boyfriend.

Hi, Lucas!

Nice to meet you,

but it's too late to be at your girlfriend's.

I'm going to have to ask you to leave, please.

No! Stay!

Bye.

[keys]

[door]

See you tomorrow?

[keys]

[door]

Ow!

Really. You can't imagine.

When I was a girl,

she made me do things.

Yes, she made me do...

[inhales] She made me go to church.

[breaths heavily] She told me how to dress.

She told me what to do.

Who to hang out with.

Ow! Ow!

Really, these years have been...

filled with wine bottles, therapy,

do you understand, Doctor?

Do you understand?

You do realize I'm not a psychiatrist?

Hush.

You are distracting me.

Oh!

- Oh! - Wow!

Oh!

[exhaling]

[laughter]

[exhales]

I missed "Super Python".

[laughter]

And “Super Python” missed you.

[laughs]

Yeah, I noticed.

Oh!

[sighing]

Gaby is going to kill me.

Why?

She gave you permission.

Yeah, but...

Oh!

We rarely have sex with the pregnancy.

[clicks mouth]

We had a lot of sex when I was...

Can we stop talking about Gabriela

when we're here in bed?

You know I always loved you, right?

I never meant to hurt you.

Me neither.

♪ [message] ♪

[keyboard]

[Gaby] Oscar, call me.

[keyboard] [Adriana exhales]

♪ [music] ♪

[moans] ♪ [music] ♪

♪ [music] ♪

[exhaling]

Water.

Are you tired already?

Yeah. I can't go on.

- I can't go on. - You are out of shape.

[exhales]

- Me? - Yeah.

[breaths heavily]

We just did it three times.

[breathes heavily]

I live with two women and I please both of them.

Also,

I just won a strippers' contest.

Are you a stripper?

I'm not a pro yet,

but I make girls go crazy.

Show me.

Turn around.

- Do you want to see? - Yes.

♪ [music] ♪

Good?

Wow!

I've been to thousands of strip clubs

all over the world.

And you know what? You have potential.

[Astrid] You are hot,

but you obviously

lack condition, but...

that can be quickly worked out

and mature women will love you.

♪ [music] ♪

[Astrid] Mmmm.

♪ [music] ♪

Another round?

Please!

You are grounded!

No phone, no dumb videos,

no outings. I will leave you

and pick you up from school every day.

Do you hear me?

I don't know that Lucas.

I don't know who he is, Mica. Where did he come from?

From your classroom or what? Does he go to school with you?

I don't know, but he looked older than her.

He's not older.

He's 17 and he goes to my school. Huh?

He repeated one grade.

I agree with you father, Mica.

You are grounded and you can't see Lucas,

nor anyone else, understand?

You don't understand.

I love him!

[laughs]

What are you laughing about?

What are we laughing about? "I love him!" Really?

I may be young, but I know more about love than you.

[door]

[Oscar] What do we do?

Mica has to be with me, Oscar.

[Adriana] She's at an age where she needs her mom.

Forget it. My little girl won't go with you

[Oscar] to the house of free love, never!

I know and I have to figure that out,

but meanwhile, I beg you

to not scold her too much.

Please understand her and take care of her.

She's having a rough time.

[Adriana] Please, keep an eye on her.

[Adriana] And don't believe anything she says.

Anything.

Okay. I love you.

I'll call you.

[keyboard]

I love you. Huh?

Okay.

Huh...

♪ [music] ♪

♪ [birds singing] ♪

Oh!

[exhales]

[sighs]

[exhales]

[zipper]

- Valentin? - Mmm.

I'm leaving.

- Mmm? - I'm leaving.

Don't you want a coffee?

Thanks, but I have to go to work.

Today is Saturday.

I know, but I work today.

Come on. Stay. [Ruben laughs]

Hey. [clicks mouth] I had a great time.

Really.

I also had a great time.

Well.

- You've got my number. - What?

You've got my number.

Call me if you want... And if you don't,

it's okay. Don't worry.

And good luck with your dad.

What?

The sword.

Oh.

I bet you he won't notice.

[keys] Okay.

- As if nothing had happened. - Okay.

- I'm leaving. - Come.

- No. - Just a little kiss.

Come here!

I have to go.

Fine.

[laughs]

♪ [music] ♪

[steps]

Just look at you!

You look like Cinderellas after midnight.

Let me help you.

I felt terrible when I saw you picked Oscar.

♪ [birds singing] ♪ But those were the rules.

Was it terrible?

No.

We had great sex.

- Oh. - Look at that.

Yeah.

How was it for you?

That Leo is naughty

and a spectacular

[Astrid] future stripper.

- Really? - Yes.

We already stole the boutique's client list

and we're preparing a presentation

to start offering them bachelorette parties.

Have you found a investor yet?

No way! Barbara and I are loaded.

It's not a joke.

Astrid does that.

[Siena] She invests money and experience

for start-up companies to make them successful.

Do you do that?

If you and your partner agree, count me in.

[laughs]

Perfect. I'll talk to her, then.

I'll keep tidying this up,

because I've found such things.

Gee! [laughter]

♪ [music] ♪ [door]

♪ [whistle] ♪

What is this?

Wake up! We don't have all morning!

- Why? - Do you want to be a stripper?

Because it's hard work!

[groans]

- Cry! - Nice sweat.

[Astrid] Come on! Cheer up!

- Stop complaining! - Come on!

[Barbara] Come here, my love! Come here!

[Astrid] Those breasts move mountains.

♪ [music] ♪ [laughter] The breasts of love!

- Come on! Come on! - Oh!

[breathes heavily] [laughter]

- Here! - Oh!

Look! Look!

- Run, my love! - Run.

- Run! - Hard!

Well done!

[screaming] ♪ [music] ♪

Bravo!

Well done, champ!

Bastard!

[inhales] [exhales]

It's okay if you want to scream,

but it would be nice if you didn't insult the baby.

No, I'm sorry.

I'm not insulting my baby.

I'm insulting the stupid father who...

I told him so many times about this.

[breathes heavily]

Forgive me.

He just arrived. Forty minutes later.

[inhales]

Take it easy.

We'll see that later. Figure this out.

Thank you.

[car engine]

[door]

Sorry! Sorry!

[door]

Forgive me.

You are so selfish, Oscar.

[Gaby] You can't do anything for me or for this baby.

Don't say that. I look out for you two.

You didn't even ask me how yesterday went.

[steps]

Look,

- you're right. Okay. - No!

Let's calm down. Please.

I'll make you some tea and we can go upstairs...

How was it for you?

It was terrible, because Adriana and me

argued

as always.

Oh.

♪ [birds singing] ♪

Well...

we were just fighting

and, honestly, I don't know how it happened, but...

Suddenly, just like that, we had sex,

but it was nothing.

Oscar.

[breathes heavily]

You were able to have sex with Adriana when you can't even touch me?

Really?

Those are two different things. I don't just have sex with you,

I make love to you. I'm with you.

Sex with Adriana was almost with hate. I swear.

It was like we had to take all the rage out of our system.

But it's clear to me that there's nothing between her and me.

That we can't even be together. It's a nightmare.

No more game of keys.

[exhales]

[door knocks]

[exhales]

[door]

[surprised] Amelia, nice to see you!

I have to talk to you,

and the short one too.

Oh... Omar.

- Oscar. - It's similar.

We are going to need different places to rent.

We can't use the same venues as the weddings.

I know where.

Mmm.

Valentin and Gaby are inviting us

to a Gender Reveal Party.

What is that?

I have no idea. But it sound awesome, right?

[Barbara] And it's a party. Should we go?

Whatever. As long as we're far from your mother.

I'd like to go if it's a gender party.

Can I?

No!

Of course you can.

You can't.

Ouch!

I loved it! [Astrid laughs]

He does it really well. He tries very hard.

- Yes. - He needs to do more.

- Yes, he needs more. - He has to work his abs, legs...

- Buttocks. - It's true.

But well, he's training hard.

I'll get changed because I fly to London today.

Take care of my investment and keep me posted

on how your first bachelorette party turns out.

[laughs] Oh, yes.

I left Barbara some money. Call me if you need anything.

- Thank you. - It's okay.

Be good. Exploit him, ladies.

Good luck, my queen.

- Bye! - Have a nice trip.

Do you have a Hook up date?

Come on!

I think I wasn't taking seriously enough

the profits we can make with Leo,

and I think we can do really well.

[inhales] And I hope so because, honestly, I need that money.

Calm down. It's alright. Relax. [mouth clicks]

Yeah! That's nice.

Would you like to take a shower?

Yes.

That's a good idea.

Why don't you go first? [keyboard]

I meant together.

I'll rub your back and you rub mine.

Siena, no.

[inhales]

Wait.

The game of keys thing was okay.

Perfect. There's nothing wrong.

[stutters] But,

[inhales] in real life,

I wouldn't like for us to become

that kind of friends that shower together.

Would you shower with the mathematician?

What? [laughs]

Why do you bring that up?

[laughs] Not at all. Wait, no.

The mathematician is just that. The mathematician.

He is not my "girl friend".

Okay, I get it.

It's all cool.

♪ [message] ♪

[Oscar's message] I have to talk to you.

[sighs]

What is it, Oscar?

I'm in a hurry

and I don't want us to talk about last night,

because that will never happen again.

No, no. I didn't call you because of last night.

It is perfectly clear to me

that was an exception.

We are responsible adults.

It's all clear, right?

Sure.

[crowd]

Perfect.

I'm glad we agree.

[slurps drink]

How's Mica?

No, it's not about Mica either. [exhales]

[clicks mouth]

Look. Don't get angry, but...

♪ [music] ♪

Gaby wants you and me to pretend we are together

and that our son is Valentin's.

[laughs]

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