Original subtitles

Sex relaxes the body by contracting the blood vessels

so, unlike common belief states,

sex can cure headaches.

♪ [music] ♪

[Astrid] Oh, why are you sitting in the dark?

[light goes on]

[Astrid] Weren't you having dinner with Adriana?

No, we ended up chatting. How was it?

Awesome!

An asshole, but sex was awesome.

My favorite kind of guys.

Oh, Astrid, you and your taste!

That's better! The quieter, the better.

I'm glad you're awake. That's great!

[Adriana] Sorry, Siena...

Siena, please, forgive me!

I'm so embarrassed for standing you up.

But I totally forgot because

I suddenly had to run some errand somewhere.

Of course, the mathematician? [emphasis] Yeah, Barbara told me.

Don't tell me you had seconds with the mathematician.

- Yummy! - Yeah.

- Oh! - I mean, it's okay to have seconds...

But you can't just focus on a single guy.

You have to widen your options.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, I know.

But I mean, I wasn't that good in math...

I think some extra lessons won't harm anyone, right?

[Astrid and Adriana laugh]

I'll tell you where to get your extra lessons, okay?

♪ [lounge music] ♪

You okay?

Yeah, forgive me.

I think it affected me because

I hate math.

You've got to meet more people.

Hmm? Yeah.

[recorder] Leave your message after the tone...

Why the fuck doesn't he pick up?

I'm sure Leo is fine.

Maybe we're putting too much pressure on him.

He's doing the best he can.

[door]

Why the fuss, child? I can't sleep.

Leo hasn't come home yet.

Hmm.

I'm sure he's drinking with his buddies.

No, no, no, he's not drinking with his buddies.

He left to work...

so we won't lose the house.

[cheerful shouting]

[cheering]

Well done, Leo!

[man] Let's see!

- Leo! Leo! Leo! - Leo! Leo! Leo!

[cheering]

THE GAME OF KEYS ♪ ["Ya no espero más" plays] ♪

[lock] ♪ ["Ya no espero más" continues] ♪

They're here! [singing]

Who?

The toys for tomorrow's party.

[Siena] Let's see...

Yeah, take a look. My friends sent me these...

Pleasure-oriented high tech.

Okay. [emphasis]

Have you invited your friends?

No, Astrid!

You need to widen your options too.

In fact, this is for you.

Oh, for me­?

Just for you.

- Oh! - What do you think?

- Let's see... - Let's see.

Damn!

Tell me which of them you like the most.

I think this one. Look!

Let's see. This one sucks good.

[door]

- Oh, shit, Gloria! - Hey!

Where were you, Leo?

We were scared to death, Leo.

[sighs] - Sorry... - Didn't you have a phone to call?

- I'm sorry, Mrs... - "We're fine," "I'm fine."

I'm sorry, Mrs. I was working to support my family.

Oh!

What?

How did you get all that money?

You little bastard!

- You thief... - No, no, no...

Mrs, calm down! See? I didn't steal...

- I know what you... - Okay, tell me. Tell me...

[Barbara] - Leo, where were you? - Yeah.

- Are you okay? - Yes, my love. I'm okay. I'm fine.

Hey, what did you tell your mom?

- Are you okay, Mr. Leo? - Yes, Carmen. Thank you.

Actually, I'm doing pretty good...

- What's this? - ...for this family's sake.

See, my love? I keep my word,

I earned this money with "blood, sweat and tears". From...

[Carmen] Let's leave, Mrs. Gloria.

Let's go back to sleep.

Yeah, go back to sleep. Goodbye.

Hmm!

Now tell me. Where did you get this from?

[sighs] I'll show you.

I just found my true life's purpose.

[Siena] You've got to be brave.

Your dad can't control you.

Brave, no. How? I don't know.

I swear I'd love to have the guts, to go through this awful moment.

♪ [birds sing] ♪

I don't know how you do that. I admire you so much.

So borrow my guts and tell him.

♪ [birds sing] [music] ♪

You're right. Today I'll go and talk to him.

Right!

And how are you?

- It's been so long. - I know.

- How long? - So long.

Listen, I'll have a party.

A Game of Keys,

- at my roomie's place. - Okay.

And I want you to go and invite your friends.

♪ [music] ♪

You know what?

Today I'll go and talk to the old man,

and we'll celebrate tomorrow.

- Promise? - Promise.

♪ [music] ♪

And where did he find his stripper's skills?

[Spanish accent] I mean!

The thing is he has two ladies in his bed...

and in his house...

What can I say?

[Barbara laughs]

[Spanish accent] The one I have to kick out is my mother.

She's draining me!

Well, why don't you go to the Game of Keys tomorrow?

Astrid's having one and Siena wants to invite you.

It's gonna be good.

We need [emphasis] a Game of Keys.

Then, go. You're gonna enjoy it. You need... [pauses]

to check the oil.

My dad said he'll even pay for

my bachelorette party.

Moni, girl! Shut up!

So we have to do it over the top, you know?

Okay, okay, Steph. What's the plan?

Baby, I mean, don't worry.

It's all under my control, like super nice, and...

[clears throat] I couldn't help but listen to your conversation.

And the truth is I know the best stripper in Mexico.

That is, if you dare.

- Obvs. - Obvs.

♪ [cell phone rings] ♪

- Hi. - Hi, Gaby.

- How are you? - I'm good, and you?

[Valentin] I'm good, gorgeous. Thanks.

So, has Siena told you about tomorrow's Game of Keys?

Siena? I don't get along with Siena, Valentin.

Oh, no, no, I didn't know you didn't get along.

But we could go, you know?

[Gaby] I'm pregnant, do you remember?

I don't think anyone will want the lady with the big belly.

Come on, Gaby! With those huge boobs,

I'm pretty sure they'll do.

You silly! Don't even mention sex.

Because I'm...

Can you believe Oscar doesn't want to fuck?

He says it'll harm the baby.

I could even fuck a jug.

I didn't even go through that with you.

So we'll go to the game, then.

[Gaby] Yeah, I'll try to persuade him,

but I don't think he'll want. You know him.

[Valenti­n] Come on! Persuade him! Do it and go.

Hey, but Adriana? Will she be there­?

[Valenti­n] Uh, I don't know. I don't think she'll be invited.

She lost her man in the last game, you know?

And your wife caught you in the act,

and here we are, like best friends.

Well, but they are not civilized like us.

Well, send me the address. I'll try to persuade him.

♪ [music] ♪

- What's this? - Help me.

They're the files from the office.

Hmm, that buck-toothed woman...

will end up toothless.

Out of shock.

What do we do with this?

We'll make a business out of Leo...

so we can have enough money to give away.

Sounds good.

It was about time to leave this slope.

[thud]

♪ [music] ♪

Hmmm.

♪ [phone rings] ♪

[steps]

- Oscar... - Hmm?

We've chosen you as the lead for the children's market.

♪ [music] ♪

- Wow! - Woohoo!

Oscar for father of the year!

Awesome!

Awesome! [singing]

♪ [phone rings] ♪ [steps]

BABY ACTIVITIES

Yeah, I know I've asked you, Mica.

But I miss you, and I wanna know about you.

[Mica] Yes.

I was thinking why don't we plan something

for the weekend to be together, sounds good?

Mica?

Mica, don't pretend you're having a bad connection. Mica!

Shit!

♪ [message] ♪

YOU'VE GOT A DATE REQUEST FROM PAWCO.

♪ [notification] ♪

[click]

♪ [tango plays] ♪

So, uh... [pauses]

I've come to talk to you.

Yes. I want to talk to you as well.

[clears throat] I have to tell you...

Let me speak first, please?

It's a pity Gaby couldn't come. Her tummy was hurting.

- Oh, good! - Listen to me, please!

I need to tell you something important...

I said I'd speak first!

Okay?

Go ahead.

You traveled for, what? Six months?

Across the most romantic cities in the world.

And you came back without an heir. [emphasis]

What's wrong? I can't understand what's wrong.

You want me to calm down?

You know what? This is all your fault.

You've always pampered him.

It's a miracle the boy isn't gay.

♪ [play tango] ♪

Let me tell you something.

If by the end of this year Gaby is not pregnant...

You'll be out of my will

and I'll kick you out. I'll call my lawyer,

I'll sign and you're out. It's over!

So, let it be over, Dad.

I'm fed up with your threats.

- I don't care about your money. - You don't?

I have to tell you something important...

Gaby is pregnant.

Mom!

You ruined the surprise, Ernesto.

Gaby is pregnant. You'll be a grandpa.

♪ [tango continues] ♪

- Are you kidding me? - No!

- Are you serious? - Yes.

- You're fucking kidding me! - No!

- You're fucking kidding me! - No!

This is great news! [Ernesto stutters]

♪ [tango continues] ♪

[Ernesto laughs] [tapping]

Congratulations!

My boy, great news for the Lombardos!

Habemus heir!

Habemus! [Ernesto laughs]

[Ernesto] Let's make a toast!

Champagne! Bring champagne! Flora, please! Bring it! Come on!

♪ [tango ends] ♪

[sighs]

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It's the heart of Earth. [fakes voice]

Ow, sweetie!

You scared me!

Is that for me­?

Who else? Obviously.

- Hey! - You like them?

They're beautiful!

Ow, I missed you!

Thank you.

We have to...

celebrate you did well, don't you think?

Hmm, yeah.

You know what?

I'll put them in water, and I'll be back.

I have a proposal.

Gaby,

I know this is tough, but...

I have a headache.

- I've been tired. - Listen, listen...

Valentin invited us to a Game of Keys, and I wanna go.

♪ [music] ♪

But you're pregnant.

♪ [music] ♪

Yeah.

But I still have needs. [emphasis]

Pregnancy doesn't make me a nun.

I need to fuck.

♪ [music] ♪

Listen...

This could help you as well.

Maybe you'll relax...

You'll get distracted, feel better.

♪ [music] ♪

Okay, sounds good.

If you want it...

I'll support your plan.

[man] Look, it has a heart.

Interesting.

The thing is people don't understand

our connection with animals.

It's not just passion...

It's love.

Uh.

Look, I was super inspired when I drew this.

It represents the nature of being

who you really are.

To feel free

in this cruel world.

♪ [music] ♪

I've never met an artist

so passionate about his job.

♪ [music] ♪

I'm not an artist.

Hmm?

Wait!

♪ [music] ♪

[restaurant noises]

Paco, what are you doing?

♪ [music] ♪

- Holy shit! - I'm not Paco...

I'm Pawco.

- Sss! - Are you okay?

So, can you take me to the toilet?

♪ [music] ♪

No! [nervous]

- The cake, the cake! - The cake...

- Run, babe! - I'm coming, I'm coming.

- Now? - Now.

Go, go!

[door]

- Congratulations! - Welcome!

♪ [emotional music] ♪ [Valentin sobs]

[Valentin sobs] What is it?

My mom told my dad

Gaby is pregnant, that we're having a baby.

- You're fucking kidding me! - Uh... what?

Yeah, and he was so excited...

That I had no fucking idea of what to say. What can I say?

It's a lie! It's a lie! What can I say?

[surprise noises]

I don't know if I should fucking leave this country...

Jump off a bridge, cut my...

Ow, calm down, calm down!

Yeah? Everything's gonna be okay. I promise.

Yeah­?

Pull yourself together

because we have a Game of Keys...

and if you jump off a bridge, then you can't go

- or fuck. - Uh-huh.

Yeah, yeah.

Easy, easy!

[door] No, no, no... It was awful!

I owe you a big one

for saving me from that dog or fox or...

whatever he was, I don't get it.

Let me see if I got it.

You were in the cafe...

Yeah.

- And he puts on his puppy mask. - Yeah!

- Just like that­. [he makes noise] - Yeah­.

Like "Pawco" or "Paw-dog"

or whatever he was, I didn't get it.

Ha!

I would've loved to be a fly on the wall

to see your face.

♪ [music] ♪

That would be a good idea...

Put costumes on.

♪ [music] ♪

And then swing...

Or we could go to a Game of Keys.

Hmm?

There's one tomorrow at Astrid's place.

And you can come with me.

Come closer.

♪ [music] ♪

Don't you wanna wait for tomorrow?

Tomorrow I won't be with you.

♪ [music] ♪

Adriana...

[door]

♪ [music] ♪

[keyboard]

♪ [buzzing] ♪

[water]

♪ [music] ♪ [water]

With these numbers

we'll soon get out of our financial issues.

[Barbara] Hmm...

It's a pity we couldn't stop

that bitch from taking our house.

As long as we can get rid of your mom, I'm in.

[murmur] I can't stand her.

What can I do?

Tell her to go.

- To go and leave us alone. - Shhh.

- You know she's upstairs. - Yeah, I know she's upstairs.

Barbara,

marry me, my love. Let's get married!

No, no, of course not. She won't get away with this.

My love, I asked you way before

this woman entered our lives.

[Gloria] Kids, where are you? Dinner is ready!

We're coming, Mom.

♪ [music] ♪

I won't eat with that woman sitting at our table.

Leo, that woman is my mom, you know?

And I'm the only thing she has in her life.

So try to understand. [emphasis]

I'll handle Gloria.

- Thanks. - Thanks, Carmen.

I can eat in the kitchen.

♪ [music] ♪

Don't be a child, please.

[Astrid] - I've got the food... [Siena] - Done.

uh... the drinks, toys, condoms...

- There's something missing... - The guests, girl.

[they laugh] ♪ [doorbell] ♪

- Who could it be? - It must be Yurgen.

- Who the fuck is Yurgen? - A gorgeous creature,

astounding, he has a big dick!

- You're pulling my leg! - You'll see, you'll see.

- I have to meet him. - You'll love him.

Hi, I'm Guillermo.

Right, the mathematician!

- Hi. - Hi.

I'm Astrid, the host. Come in.

- Thanks. - Why so punctual?

I'm conditioned by my profession to arrive on time.

- It's a mathematician's joke. - Well...

- A very bad joke. - Terrible, terrible.

But don't worry. I'll tell Adriana you're here.

- No rush. - Martini?

- Thanks. - Ow, thanks, darling!

You know what? I've always

- been bad at math. - Are you?

You know? When I was a kid, I was too.

But I started getting them gradually and with time.

[Astrid] - But you don't look like a teacher. [Guillermo] - I don't?

[door]

Hi.

♪ [music] ♪

You look hot like this!

Thanks, but I think I'll get dressed.

To keep some mystery.

Did you invite Guillermo?

Yeah, why?

- He's here. - Ah, perfect! Thanks.

Adriana, what did I tell you?

To have a great time, right?

Yeah, but swooning over one dude won't help with that all.

Guillermo is my partner in the Game of Keys and...

Anyways, everyone here­

knows perfectly we've come to fuck other people...

Like an anti-date.

To be honest, I wanna have a great time.

I wanna have fun, and I hope you'll have fun too.

You're right. Let's have some fun.

[clicks tongue]

[door]

♪ [music continues] ♪

♪ [beeping] ♪

[coughing]

It's no wonder you're like this... ♪ [beeping] ♪

- with the life you have­. [Leo] - Hmm.

[Gloria] You're so careless.

It's a pity. You two have a fever.

Don't move from here. Tell me if you need anything.

[Barbara] - Ow, thanks, Carmen! [Leo] - Thanks, Carmen.

- Thanks. -It's an order.

We won't leave the bed, Mommy.

- Nobody comes in here, okay? - You look terrible.

- So, so terrible. - You too, Mrs. Gloria.

- I don't want you to catch it. - We've got to go.

[kid] Long live the TV!

[door]

I'm actually hot.

[Leo laughs] Shhh.

- That's okay. - You're bigger!

No. Oh, Barbara! Stop nagging at me!

You're always nagging!

That's because you do everything wrong.

- Barbara! - What?

- That looks like a dwarf! - It's okay, chill!

- That's your problem. - Your mom...

Shhh.

See? You don't wanna make any noise.

Shut up! Here!

I'm coming, I'm coming.

Now, let's fuck all night!

Shhh, shut up!

Oh, stop it! Don't be silly, Barbara!

I'll get you with my shoe.

[door]

♪ [jazz music] ♪

Oh, no!

You go first.

Okay, I go first.

Okay, hold on tight!

- Okay, Barbara. - Yeah, be careful.

Look at me and do the same thing I do. Like this, come on.

- Wait, wait. - Turn around.

- Wait. - Turn around slowly.

Wait, wait.

Here, my love. I'll catch you. You're doing great. That's right.

- Hurry up! - Wait, Bar...

- No... I'm still going down. - Hurry up!

Wait, Barbara.

[Barbara] - Shhh, shut up! - Motherf...!

Ah!

[Leo] Ah!

Shhh.

♪ [jazz music] ♪

♪ [jazz music] ♪

Here you go, Ma'am.

Thanks, Carmen.

♪ [message] ♪

Hi, gorgeous. I wanna see you!

Hi, Lucas. How are you?

[door]

Come in, Dad. [door]

[clears throat]

Whatcha doin' princess?

Homework.

Oh!

Good to hear that!

Listen, Mica...

You know you're the most important thing

for your mom and me?

Do you?

Yeah­.

And you know Gaby loves you so much?

I know this is very weird. But...

I just want you to know

you can count on the three of us.

[Oscar] We're here to support you.

And if you behave...

I'll give you the last console.

The one you saw the other day.

Really?

Really!

Cool.

- Brrrrr. - Brrrrr.

♪ [music] ♪

You want something for dinner?

No, thanks, Dad.

♪ [music] ♪

Are you sure it's okay

we leave all night?

Sure.

You deserve...

to go out and... enjoy the evening together.

♪ [music] ♪

I love you.

Me too.

Don't go to sleep too late!

Bye.

[steps]

[door]

♪ [music] ♪

[keyboard]

Lucas, my parents left.

Wanna meet later?

[keyboard]

The hostess!

- Nice, you take it all. - He likes to get primped!

I love him! He's a bad boy!

- Alberto. - Nice to meet you.

♪ [party music] ♪

[Leo] Barbara...

Ouch!

No, Barbara. Barbara, don't.

♪ [music] ♪

[Siena laughs]

[Siena] They're from an exclusive Mexican brand.

[man] - Are they? - Yeah.

I like good vibes.

I also like good vibes.

♪ [music] ♪

What it is?

Why don't you want one?

♪ [music] ♪

Adriana!

Hi.

Hi.

♪ [music] ♪

Found you!

Oh, hi!

Professor Mendez.

Hi... What's up?

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