Original subtitles

Women's sexual activity can increase

up to a 30% in full moons.

♪ [music] ♪ [keys]

♪ [music] ♪

[man] Adriana, come in.

♪ [music] ♪

Wow!

This is huge!

♪ [music] ♪

It's like a dream.

I knew you'd like it.

But look.

The living room is wide,

but despite being so wide

it's cozy.

Very cozy.

Now, we can take a look at the kitchen.

It's fully-equipped.

Or maybe we can look at...

♪ [music] ♪

the terrace...

♪ [harps] ♪

♪ [birds] ♪ with its pool and jacuzzi.

Oh!

♪ [music] ♪

Actually, I do wanna see

how well-equipped everything is,

but the terrace is amazing.

Wow!

I can clearly picture myself

waking up here every morning...

Yeah, look, don't put these images in my head

because then I won't be able to sleep and...

♪ [music] ♪

Why did you bring me here?

♪ [birds] ♪

What is it? Don't you like it?

Of course, I love it,

but I can't afford this

with my income.

Of course you can.

You can have anything you want.

Adriana...

you can have anything you want.

- Can I­? - Yeah.

♪ [birds] ♪

♪ [doorbell] ♪

Is someone ringing the doorbell?

No, no, no, that's your imagination.

♪ [music] ♪

♪ [doorbell] ♪

They are ringing the doorbell.

Hey!

♪ [music] ♪

♪ [doorbell] ♪

[door] Shit!

♪ [doorbell]♪ It can’t! It can’t be possible!

♪ [doorbell] ♪

I'm coming!

♪ [ambulance] ♪ [seller] Bananas, 50 cents...

♪ [doorbell]♪ Who’s this?

[keys]

[woman laughs]

Who are you?

We're Pablo and Laura Gutierrez,

the new owners of the apartment.

Mr. Oscar gave us keys.

What are you doing here­?

The moving van is coming,

today's our special day.

Come in, my love. Come in.

Uga! Hey, baby!

Uga!

[woman] Yeah.

[woman] After painting and changing the curtains

it'll look happier.

- I know. - Yeah­.

- Why is she still here? - Go.

[baby cry]

Well, make yourselves feel like home.

[couple] Thanks.

I should call Genaro, should I? To make sure...

I'll leave you to that.

[baby cry]

Sorry, can we come in?

The carriers are coming with the cradle.

Oh!

What? Why are you looking at me like that?

This?

Let me tell you something.

Life isn't just about love.

In 20 years, this... this will be your best friend.

You'll remember me.

Listen to me.

This will be your best friend.

♪ [Music plays “No puedo más”] ♪

THE GAME OF KEYS [door]

♪ [Music continues “No puedo más”] ♪

Where's Leo?

He'll be here in a minute.

He went to bed late reading the Federal Labor Law.

And was sleep talking about the proletariat.

He's taking it seriously, isn't he?

It was about time, right?

Since we've been together,

he's never taken work seriously.

What's a "protelariat"?

Pro-le-ta-riat.

Don't say "Good morning."

There's nothing good about it.

Is the ruling class's power

on this family increasing?

He dressed like the kids.

[laughter]

- Yeah, that's true. - Keep laughing.

While freedom of speech dies

as time passes by.

Come on, kids. Grab your bags,

you've got to go.

Give them to me!

My love, tell me.

Who's getting his first paycheck today, huh?

Who?

Carmen and I got a little surprise for you.

Because of the great effort you're making.

Right, Carmen?

- Will there be cake? - Yeah.

Yeah.

We're the muffins,

and you're the icing.

[laughter]

[steps]

Hurry up! Hurry!

- Do you want some tea? - Yes, please.

I couldn't sleep last night. [coughs]

Here you go.

Oh, come to Papa.

Sh, sh, sh.

Right!

Oh, what a cute belly.

Sure, it just keeps growing.

[kisses]

♪ [music] ♪

Thanks.

Hmmm.

[Gaby sighs]

- What is it? Chai? - Yeah.

It's weird, isn't it?

I used to buy another brand.

Do you need money to buy

the brand we used to have back home?

- Don't be silly! - What is it?

- It's awful. - Right.

- Hi, my love. - Good morning.

- How are you doing? - Buongiorno.

- Hey, how's it going? - I'm pretty well, and you?

I'm good, I'm good.

You're early, aren't you?

- Ah, he didn't sleep. - He didn't?

Oh, nice! [laughs]

Did you know Gaby and I have discussed adopting you?

- Have you­? - Yeah.

So can I call you "Dad"?

- Please. - Hi, Dad.

- My son. - Good morning, Dad.

- My boy, my boy. - Good morning, Dad.

Okay, too much love.

Too much pampering.

- We've got to go, right? - Yeah.

Yeah.

Baby, see you next weekend.

Because Dad is going to a party.

Yeah, the Chai is delicious.

- Yeah. - Sure.

Okay, be good.

Yeah, you too.

- See you soon. - Yeah.

- Kiss her. - I love you.

- Take care. - We love you.

- And I love you. - Let's go.

- Bye. - Bye.

[Oscar] - So, my love? - Yeah?

Are there clean mugs?

Come, baby, come.

Yeah, that's great!

- The love dog. [woman] - It's here!

Thanks.

Come here.

♪ [music] ♪

- Can I help you, miss? - Can you open the door, please?

- Adri? - Hi, where is he?

He's inside.

- Let me help you. - No, no, no, sweetie.

I can, thanks.

[door]

[steps]

[door]

Hello.

You kicked me out, asshole.

Me? [laugh]

Let's not get started.

Oscar, I mean our apartment.

Did you forget I'm still living there or what?

Why?

[thud]

What's that? A bomb?

What happened?

Hi, baby. I missed you.

Why are you here?

Nothing, I've just come to tell your dad

that new tenants moved in today.

New tenants for the apartment

where we lived 10 years.

Well, they moved in today.

[laughter]

It went over my head. Sorry.

My day is a mess with so many changes.

Did you leave my mom homeless?

Well, but that doesn't matter.

Besides, I wanna tell you I brought a few things,

so I'll leave some boxes

while a find a new home, sounds good?

You're fighting again.

You know that harms the baby.

A-driana...

Hi, Gabriela.

Hi.

Adri came by to leave some stuff

for a few days.

Well, welcome, Mom.

♪ [bird] ♪

This is better than any reality show

about dysfunctional families.

My mom,

my dad,

my ex-godmother, now pregnant stepmom,

and my little brother.

♪ [bird] ♪

The only weird here it's me

And I think I don't belong in this show.

No, no, no, Mica. You do belong.

- Yeah, of course. - This is your house.

- Mica, Mica? - What?

Listen, you have to understand

that no matter what happens between your dad and I,

you're the most important to me.

- And to me. - And me.

So why did you leave me with them?

I thought you loved spending time with me.

Yeah, until you said

we'd also live with Gaby

and her Kinder Egg.

Mica.

Mica, listen. If you're not comfortable here

and you wanna live with me, you can do that any time.

Oh, Mom! Where? Under a bridge?

Okay, well, maybe you can stay here

with your stuff for a couple of days, can you?

Is there a problem?

You can talk to Mica.

- You're fucking kidding! - You're fucking kidding!

Well, well, so what?

I'll go to school.

[Gaby & Adriana] Won't you have breakfast?

Don't worry about it.

♪ [music] ♪

Well, I'm also leaving.

I'll come back later for my stuff.

♪ [music] ♪

Aurelia Ortiz Villalobos.

The representative's daughter.

You know her, don't you?

Did you see the cartoon in the newspaper?

I made her. We were a Trending Topic and such.

Oh, you're an influencer.

No, no, no, no, a cartoonist.

One of the good ones.

Congratulations.

No, you know what? Don't congratulate me.

Because listen, I wasn't brave enough

to stand my ground

and I ended up apologizing.

And you know what that lady did with my apologies?

She shoved it you know where.

We lost the house, and my wife

works with minimum wage.

Oh.

And I'm vetoed from all newspapers in this country.

I can't even show up in any of them.

Don't you think it's unfair?

What?

Do you know this country's minimum wage?

[Waze] - 400 meters... - No, really.

[Waze] continue in the central roads.

Hey?

Not to be nosy, but what do you do for a living?

[Waze] Keep straight.

I lead an outsourcing company.

[wheels]

Get off or I'll do it.

What's wrong with you?

You don't even know how you pay your employees?

Huh?

I'm against violence

but you know what? Sometimes it's justified.

Get off or I'll do it for you! [door]

♪ [music] ♪

I'll file a complaint, you fucking psycho!

"I'll file a complaint, you fucking psycho."

♪ [music] ♪

You won't believe what Oscar just did.

Besides fucking your best friend.

Look, if Gabriela has quintuplets,

has stretch marks, or her tits fall,

or if she has cellulite, I don't give a shit.

I truly don't. [Barbara laughs]

But Oscar is an asshole. I was just kicked out from my house.

I didn't know I had to move today.

But you don't have an apartment!

That's right.

What are you gonna do?

Can I stay with you a few days

while I find something?

- You can always stay with me. - Thanks.

- But Carmen has the guests' room. - Oh, fuck!

But you can stay with the kids.

- Sure! - The kids?

Yeah, just let me know which bed

in the bunk bed you like.

No, no, no, girl, no.

No, I appreciate it. No, no.

It's okay, really. I don't wanna be a bother to you.

- Really? - Yeah, yeah­.

No, I'll find a hotel or something.

I don't know, something cheap.

I don't know what I can find but...

[blows raspberries]

I feel awful.

♪ [music] ♪

[claps] Oh!

How sweet!

Chatting and chatting.

So, are you gonna work or what?

Sol, honestly,

unless we come and supervise these two...

employees, they'd had a party every day.

So, how many times have I told you

not to chat here?

Don't you understand?

The reports, please.

Quick!

I mean... sweeties, have you forgotten...

there are many girls outside who'd die

to work here?

You should be very grateful.

In fact, you should kiss my hand.

[laughs]

Joking. Let's go, Sol.

♪ [music] ♪

I hate them. I can't stand them.

I hate this job.

Don't mind her. She's angry.

Imagine being dumped

because they made a cartoon of you in the newspaper.

♪ [music] ♪

♪ [music] ♪

You've held me up all day.

What were you thinking, Flora?

To do something like this. Now with my husband,

we'll arrive late to Cuernavaca,

and he'll be mad at me and let me have it

when anything happens, he doesn't lash out at you,

but at me.

Flora, why did you vacuum water?

Hi.

Where did you see it?

I don't know, in a TV ad.

Well, you just can't believe

everything you see on TV, Flora.

[man] - Hello, welcome! - Where are the vacuums?

♪ [music] ♪

Gaby?

[woman] Gaby?

Gaby?

Is that her?

[woman] Gaby?

Darling, is that you?

- Gaby? - Ah!

Gaby?

No way!

It can't be because

they're in Europe.

No, she had this big belly.

I think I scared her.

Yeah, she had a big belly.

This girl, I mean... She was her twin.

[Amelia] Well, but it wasn't her.

[escalators]

Look at this fucking mess!

But look.

Ta, da, da, da da.

Ta, da.

Huh?

Tell me if it's leveled.

There­?

- There? - Well done.

- Be careful, boy. - There it is.

- Ta, da! What do you think? - Super, I love it!

I knew it.

Just to confirm.

- Look? - Lovely. I love it.

I love it.

It has to be perfect.

It'll be my first gay game.

- You'll be the best host. - You'll be.

Yes, baby.

♪ [music] ♪

- Hey, guys? - What?

[Waze] Turn on the next...

Have you ever heard of the Game of Keys?

What's that?

It's a swapping game where one of the partners

takes a key,

and leaves all night

to hook up with the person they chose.

- I mean. - So you're saying

you wanna do my girlfriend, you old perv?

No, no, no. Of course not, guys!

No! I said this because I thought

you might be interested.

And I'm not old, you know?

I know of these things, to be honest.

[tires] Shit! This fucking hole.

You saw that? It looked like a crater.

I don't know what the government does

with our taxes honestly.

I'll take you there. I'll take you.

Wait, I'll just check.

Fuck off, you fucking idiot!

Old sicko!

♪ [music] ♪

Hey, guys... [door]

Damn, these kids.

[keys]

[door]

[barking]

♪ [music] ♪

♪ [music] ♪

[barking]

♪ [cell phone] ♪

- Hello? - Hi, Gaby.

[woman] Gaby, dear. How are you?

Amelia.

Why are you awake so late?

Hm... well...

No... Uh...

Well, you know...

Paris never sleeps.

[Gaby] And we just had dinner in this nice place

by Montmartre that you love, remember?

[Gaby] Do you wanna talk to Valentin?

No, no, no, I wanted to talk to you.

You won't believe me!

This morning I saw a girl who looked just like you.

A bit chubbier, but still. Just like you.

Really?

You know Hinduism says

everyone has a twin in the world?

[Gaby] Imagine mine is in Mexico and I'm in Paris.

Are you sure it wasn't you?

Oh, Amelia, of course I am.

Like it's possible that I don't know where I'm at.

So, when are you coming back?

You've been travelling for months.

[barking]

Maybe in three months.

The truth is we're so happy here.

[seller] Tamales! Authentic Mexican tamales!

You know what? I'm having a bad signal...

I'll tell Valentin to call you.

♪ [birds] ♪

[seller] Come and take your Mexican tamales...

You okay?

- I'm glad you came. - How are you doing?

- Come in. - Leave the keys here.

Sure.

♪ [music] ♪ Guys, make yourselves at home.

Eat, drink, come in, get wasted.

- Especially drink. - Drink.

[laughs]

- Cheers. - Hey?

[bustle]

Well, I think so because...

- It's awesome. - Right, right.

- Hey. - Hi.

♪ [phone rings] ♪

[keyboard]

Valentin, your mom saw me in a store

and she just called.

I need you to call her from Paris

because I think she knows now.

[keyboard]

Mica, I can explain.

Valentin's parents don't know anything yet...

I'll go to Rebeca's house, tell my dad.

Well, I think he's my dad.

♪ [music] ♪

Hey, Mica. How are you leaving?

- Let me go with you. - Au revoir!

Mica...

[door]

♪ [music] ♪

♪ [birds] [music] ♪

♪ [music] ♪

♪ [Music plays “A mí”] ♪

[bustle]

♪ [Music keeps playing “A mí”] ♪

[bustle]

[laughter]

[whistling]

Hey, everyone...

come closer!

- Come here! - What are you doing?

Come! Come everyone, please!

This is the main room's key.

[Everyone] Yes!

Valentin's bedroom.

I don't know,

the hole looked like a crater in the middle of the street.

I had to steer the wheel to avoid an accident.

Because it's shit. [clicks tongue]

I'll file a complaint against Mexico City's government.

I shouldn't have paid that, my love.

Then the guy at the workshop charged me a lot of money.

So? You have nothing?

♪ [crickets] ♪

Show me your device.

I wanna look at the comments.

Give it to me.

Ugh!

[keyboard]

"The guy is a socially resented psycho."

No.

- "A pervert..." - No, not that.

- Are you serious, Leo? - No, that's not true. No!

No, no, Barbara, these guys are confused. They're mean...

[door]

[whip]

I'm a very bad girl, Leonardo,

you know that?

- Am I getting punished? - Yes.

[door]

[keys] ♪ [music] ♪

Mica?

Gaby?

[door]

Are you here?

[Gaby] Oscar dear?

Mica left to a friend's house.

I'm feeling lonely. Come.

[laughter]

[breathes in]

I'm coming!

♪ [music] ♪

I'm coming! I'm coming!

♪ [music] ♪

BAR ENODIA $1.50 MEXICAN COCKTAIL BAR

[breathes in]

50 bucks per night.

Do you think this hotel deserves 50 bucks per night?

Of course not.

♪ [music] ♪

- Another. - Are you okay, Ma'am?

Do I look like an old lady?

No, no, no, not at all.

So why do you call me, Ma'am?

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm totally fine.

Who wouldn't be with 2-dollar shots?

♪ [music] ♪

[sighs]

♪ [music] ♪

Hi!

Sorry, I didn't mean to bother you.

Can I buy you a drink?

Don't take me wrong, but I think you need it.

I'm not used to doing this, but...

why not?

Two, sir. One.

♪ [music] ♪

- Cheers. - Cheers.

♪ [music] ♪

Hurry up, I'm super horny.

Are you sure?

It's just that you look...

so pregnant and honestly...

I don't wanna hurt the baby.

Oscar, the doctor said there's no way

your penis will harm the baby.

Yeah, but the doctor doesn't know

Oscar's length.

My love, I'd never hurt our baby.

And I know Oscar's length,

and it's fine.

Come on, let's play.

♪ [music] ♪

Like this­?

- Okay. - Okay.

There it is!

Sure!

♪ [music] ♪ [door]

Wait, who's here?

I don't know.

- Who's there­? [Mica] - Who do you think?

She said she'd stay over at a friend's house.

Damn. I'm coming, baby.

- Why "I'm coming," Oscar? [Mica] - Dad?

Oscar, "I'm coming"?

No, tell her we're asleep.

If I don't go she'll know what we're doing.

Oh, as if she didn't know already.

Yeah, but...

Look, she's having a bad time.

I don't want her to feel ignored.

Besides, we left our clothes there at the...

♪ [music] ♪

Oh! ♪ [music] ♪

♪ [music] ♪ [moans]

[babbles]

♪ [music] ♪

See?

That's what bad boys get.

They get grounded.

[whines]

[bustle]

- I'll put 50. - Fifty!

Fifty? A hundred and the two of us are in!

A hundred here!

That's so little! You're giving so little!

You wanna see more?

[cheering]

Look, the bed is huge.

- How much? - I'm in! 250!

Yeah!

- But you can't owe us. - Yeah, right!

But you have to pay upfront.

[cheering] Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[Everyone] Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

What is it?

[man] Who's that lady?

[man] Who's that?

[another man] What the hell? Where did she come from?

Mom!

♪ [music] ♪

[man] Let's go, this looks ugly.

[another man] Even the music's off!

[man] What's with this guy?

Yeah, I know, I know.

I was with Sergio, and that wasn't right.

But I never got pregnant, you know?

My husband slept with my best friend.

She got pregnant and he broke the rules

of the Game of Keys.

In the end, I don't care what they do with their lives.

But my daughter... No!

Why don't you tell me about yourself?

- Me? - Yeah.

[bustle]

Shit! You're fucking disgusting! What the hell?

You brute!

I'm telling you a family drama

and you get turned on, asshole.

What? But I just bought you two...

[noise]

You're fucking disgusting!

[barking]

♪ [message] ♪

♪ After the noise ♪

New Jacuzzi, who wants to come?

♪ Resting ♪

♪ When... ♪

[thunder]

Ah!

Ah!

♪ We’ve lived ♪

Hi.

Yeah, can I see you?

Yeah, now.

Okay, can you send me your location?

Please, yeah.

♪ [music] ♪

I lost my husband, my daughter,

my best friend, and my apartment.

You know why?

Because of you.

So now I'm alone

and I don't even have a place to live.

So you'll have to fix this mess.

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