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Breaking news.

Someone stole the famous jeweler's jewelry.

And the jeweler is in coma before calling the police.

Stop, what are you doing here?

You can't enter.

Who are you? What are you doing here?

It hurts...

Stop it...

Finally.

What the hell.

Cut.

That is a wrap.

The endless fights.

David, are you ok?

Man, you really kicked me?

Thank you, David.

Anyway, thanks a lot for your help.

We are friends, anyway.

Ok, bye.

Chinese actors shoot the real fight scenes?

Handsome guy, want a date?

Still sleeping?

I am looking all over for you. But you are sleeping here?

Direc...

Tongue-tied?

Director, here he is.

You can speak properly now.

Get to work.

Fight.

Fight.

Are you ok with this guy?

Women should be famous as young as possible.

Playing a bit role is a dead-end job.

Are you all right?

Thank you, everyone.

Real blood?

You have a good appearance.

You just need the opportunity.

Well, you can be my next heroine.

Hands off.

Sorry, director, she is my girlfriend.

Come with me.

Go.

What's wrong, director?

Idiot.

You find me such an idiot, he is sacked.

Come back.

He...

Name-calling is the thing for an imbecile to do.

Especially as a director.

Directors should have talents and cultivation

rather than supremacy and vulgarity.

I am going crazy.

Can you hear it? He is lecturing me.

A stand-in lectures a director.

I am going crazy.

Director.

Deputy director.

You...

You, teach him a good lesson.

Bastard, do you believe I will shut you out of media?

Sorry, director.

I will shut you two out of the media. Even all of your families.

You. -Including you.

Luying, what are you going to do?

Drop the brick.

What? Lu Yang.

Don't come. Lu Yang, calm down.

Put it down. -Don't come over.

No. I am so scared. -Calm down.

Don't come.

Calm down. -You will be the murderer.

His kungfu is pretty amazing.

Let me go, are you crazy?

You are...

He is the director. -You are my girlfriend.

He says, I can be his next heroine.

Gosh, you believe his nonsense?

But what about you? I have believed you for two years.

To what end?

Give me more time.

Who can give me my youth?

I am 27.

For an actress, what opportunity do I have?

I know it's a lie.

But it gives me hope.

Feifei, don't worry.

I will try my best to shoot your own film.

Save it.

We need a little separation.

My honey loves the necklace most.

Take it back for me.

You want it back shortly after you sell it?

Don't come.

Still rob us after our disguise?

Go after him.

You lost such an important item?

How can I explain this to my honey?

I am a man of word.

Especially for my love.

See?

This is the reality.

The woman is the man's respect.

I have no respect after I don't keep my promise.

I will kill the one who doesn't give my big brother's respect.

We should call the police.

Call the police? Nonsense.

Who do you catch?

Catch us?

I forgot it, we are outlaws.

Honey.

Can we change another gift?

I only want that one.

Don't touch me without it.

Boss, I don't want to be disfigured.

Do you have any idea how hard I have tried to hit on her?

Boss, take her by force.

Bloody idea.

Are you doubting our boss' charisma?

Do you know what conquer is?

I am subdued by his charisma.

Me, too. -Me, too.

Go...

Brother Thunder.

Where is your thunder?

We can't sell the cargos we got.

Media exposed this.

Do you have any news from Xu?

Need another few days.

This time, Xu comes to inspect goods in person.

We need to give all the jewelry to him as soon as possible.

Brother...

Brother, are you ok?

Dizzy.

What have you got? -This... Have a try.

Where is little shell?

Booty?

No.

Ridiculous.

Good for nothing.

Spin him...

Don't hit me.

Put me down... -No.

Please.

What's the crap?

Today we have a significant task.

It represents our determination and hope.

I think, in the interest-based today, we...

Brilliant.

Let him finish.

I think, in the interest-based today, we will have our own brand.

We will be the worst villain in this precinct in the short term.

Brother, but they are not afraid of us, what can we do?

That's because you are not fierce enough.

Go, get some pork.

Brother, I need pork.

Back in the line.

Who beat me?

I need pork.

Brother. -Brother.

Paper tiger. -Brilliant.

Stop there, bastard.

Stop. -Beat him.

What happened?

Beat him. Stop there.

Stop there.

Stop there.

Stop there.

Stop there.

Stop there.

Wait.

Get back.

Stop there.

Wait...

Boy.

Your friends.

Time to pay the rent.

Pay the rent.

Sister, can you give me more time?

No, you didn't pay me for a month.

Many people want to rent this.

Leave if you don't pay.

Hurry, I need to feed my dog.

Stalling tactics?

It's not enough for my dog food.

My dog is starving because of people like you.

Sister, can you give me more time.

God bless you.

Thank you...

Fine, stop it.

Two days, only two days.

Don't blame me till then.

What?

I need some money for today's food.

Gosh.

Sorry...

Money, where is the money?

I didn't take the money.

That's all. It's true.

Only two bucks?

Who believes it? -I believe.

Shut up.

Cleaner than my face.

I really didn't take it.

I give you all every time.

Bloody girl. -Release her.

Who's there?

I am the owner

Your wallet is cleaner than your face.

Give me the wallet. And let her go.

Brother. He hit the little shell in the pork stand.

You hit me.

Take me...

Brother, avenge me.

Get him.

13 move of mantis.

Brother, how's it? -Great. Get him.

Erlengzi, get him.

Get him.

Stop it...

Waizi, tickle him.

The police.

Run.

Run...

Duoduo...

Brother, you can't go.

We will be imprisoned. Run.

Let me go.

You want to die? Come back.

What time is it?

You freak me out.

You are awake now.

You had a high fever, but you came here in time.

Otherwise you will...

Why am I here?

A girl sent you here.

Where is she?

She said, she had no enough money.

So she went back for money.

What are you doing? -What's wrong?

Catch him. -Catch him.

Sisters, let me go, I need to go for work.

You need to pay the medical fee. -You can't run.

Sisters, I really have no money.

You want treatment for free? You think you are the boss here?

Now I have no money for food. Let alone the medical fee.

What do you mean? -You can't leave if you don't pay.

How much? -Two hundred.

Not enough?

Enough...

Go...

Can I have you phone number?

I will pay you the money.

No need.

Brother Lu Yang.

Finally. -I am sorry for lateness.

It's ok. -Who said it's ok?

You didn't come yesterday.

You come so late today. Do you want me to fire you?

Mom. -What?

I helped brother Lu Yang ask for leave right?

Who granted it?

Waitress, we want to order.

Wait a moment.

You, stay away from him.

Handsome guys, what can I do for you?

We have been looking for a long time.

But in vain.

The clothes seems so familiar.

No... He has no single hair.

Have a good appetite.

Brother Lu Yang, are you ok?

Why are you standing here?

Back to work. -Go.

No...

It's different from what we know.

Magic? -Run.

Monkey king...

Fantastic.

He is so fantastic.

Go.

Brother Lu Yang, are you all right? -I am fine.

Aunt, are you all right?

You...

Aunt...

You need to compensate me.

You will pay it with your salary.

Don't be angry, aunt.

I won't do this again. -Don't let brother Lu Yang go.

Don't let brother Lu Yang go. -I won't do this again.

Go... -Aunt.

Don't let him go. -Bloody girl.

I won't let you marry the impecunious boy.

Except his fists, what does he have?

You think he is monkey king?

Go, get your facial mask.

I will rely on you for the rest of my life.

Why can't you be closer to me?

I just want to touch you, what's wrong?

I have said, you can't touch me without the gift.

Ermeng is drunk.

Who did it?

Ridiculous.

You, protect me.

Lucky you.

Hey, man, you are so great.

Brother Yun, my brother Lu Yang.

I taught him kungfu.

They can invest money in our filmmaking.

Man, hold on.

Ok.

Sister Yun.

Go...

Sister Yun.

Come, drink it.

Film...

Really?

What are you doing? Drink it.

Ok, take it off.

I want to see your six-pack abs.

Sister Yun, you will invest money in our filmmaking right?

Definitely.

I bring you two luck.

Awesome.

[Singing]

What?

They are my friends.

You run so fast from the hospital. And you saved me 200 yuan.

Fox, look for punches?

Sister Yun...

Look for drinks.

Dare or not?

Who gets drunk first is a loser.

Come on...

Sister Yun, brilliant.

Sister Yun is the brilliant sister I have ever seen.

Sister brilliant...

Come on...

Sister brilliant...

Come on...

Great, sister Yun, come on...

I am a loser.

Loser. Get drunk so soon?

It's just the beginning for me.

Are you all right? -She can drink so much.

What a man?

Brother Ermen, it's so expensive.

Just here, I will pay.

I will give the wallets back.

Remember to lock the door before you leave.

I stole again?

Brother Ermeng, so she will invest money right?

This time, I can be the actor right?

Stop mentioning it.

What's wrong?

Now I realize no one has the real capability.

It's all about stunt.

So last night, I drank and got nothing?

I also settled the bill.

All because of you.

You will pay the bill.

Sorry, I have to go.

The bill...

Baby, you are back.

Your phone, boss.

Boss Xu, finally, you call me.

I just got some jewelry. Do you have any interest?

You can name the price.

Ok, wait for my call.

Ok, that's a deal.

Till you, you give me the money, I will give you the jewelry.

Brilliant.

Boss Xu will buy our jewelry.

After this, I can be with my family abroad.

But before going abroad, I will get the chick.

Breaking news, our jewelry of our city is missing.

And the owner is in a coma.

But the police says, they will find out the truth soon.

Here are the others news.

To return your breakfast. I take your clothes.

Goof... Cut...

What's wrong with him?

Always look at the camera.

Come here... -Yes.

Director.

Brother.

Do you know what's your job?

Stand-in.

Stand-in, why do you look at my camera?

I am sorry, director, give me one more chance.

I won't do it again.

Brother, please, do more shootings.

Yes, I will.

You should go to piss others off. You can't piss me off alone.

The last time.

Second shot, sequence 10, scene 47. Action.

Go... As far as you can.

You are such a loser.

Director, who pissed you off?

Feifei. I want a hug.

Anger is harmful.

I don't want to. But all because of them.

Well, Feifei,

The loser did all the kungfu action for you.

Where have you been?

Why do you come back so late? I waited you for so long.

Why are you here? -Take clothes.

Doggie.

It's injured.

Come.

This is your business?

Doctor says, the dog is severely injured.

It will die if it has no timely treatment.

The boxing match is my only way to make fastest money.

The real kungfu is a kind of spirit.

It's not the tool of making money.

Just let it die.

Sleepy. I am going to sleep now.

You are here for clothes, right?

Right.

But it's late now. You should sleep on sofa.

Cockroach...

I am afraid of cockroach from childhood.

Ok, sleep.

If I see another cockroach, you need to come in right after I shout.

Just want to know your reaction.

Sister, can you give me more days?

No even if you call me mom.

Only one day.

So you have to win the boxing match tonight.

Ready.

This boxing match is the most cruel combat skill.

It's called MMA abroad.

Mixed martial arts.

Whatever.

It's a little case for you.

It's my first time.

So can you win? I thought...

Duoduo, if I win, will you promise you won't be a thief?

Ok, but...

Your turn.

Next is our war god.

Yes.

The challenger is coming.

He is so tiny.

A tiny nobody.

A nobody. -Yes, nobody.

Hope the war god will show mercy.

Brother Lu Yang. Good luck.

Loser...

War god...

A thundering welcome.

See, the applause.

To be honest, it's so thrilling.

According to the statistics, the outcome is a landslide.

Without a doubt.

I don't know why he dares to challenge the duel.

Listen, no rear head. No crotch.

On my call.

War god is greeting him.

He thought the war god was attacking him.

Begin.

It begins.

Tonight we will see how war god tames him.

Come down if you can't.

War god doesn't want to end the game so soon.

Tonight the war god has a good mood.

He doesn't care about the ongoing attacks.

The nobody sucks.

Come on.

War god, good luck.

The nobody is assaulting constantly.

The war god starts attacking him.

Brother Lu Yang.

Wow, war god is so mighty.

What a kick.

War god is assaulted.

Stop.

The bells comes so unexpectedly.

The second round is getting interesting.

Are you ok, brother Lu Yang?

Defeat him as soon as possible.

He is so lumpy.

I think you still have the chance.

War god, come on...

Come on.

Start.

Brother Lu Yang.

Are you all right, brother Lu Yang?

1, 2, 3

4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Are you ok? Sure?

Can you go on?

Brother Lu Yang...

Stop.

Good timing.

It's beyond human's capability. Right?

So the dude needs to be hospitalized.

He is going to stand up.

War god, you need to listen to my bell.

This is the rules, ok?

Brother Lu Yang. stop it.

Let's go home.

Duoduo. This is the only place I can find dignity.

Give me another chance.

I don't want to be a loser for good.

Come back.

Brother Lu Yang.

Come back. Brother Lu Yang.

Don't push yourself so hard.

Still don't surrender?

I don't understand why he doesn't surrender now.

Fight.

The war god is down. The opponent is taking initiative.

Great tumbler. The nobody takes incessant punches.

War god can't attack back. Try to embrace the leg.

Nobody hits war god's head.

Triangulation chain.

War god raises him up and throws him on the arena.

War god thrashs him by force.

Kneebar.

Nobody tries to escape, but war god gets him.

Here is the typical airfight.

Rear naked choke.

Nobody sits on war god.

War god's kimura.

Nobody escaped again.

War god sits on him and punches him heavily.

Right on the face.

Fight back again. -Kneebar.

Stop it, brother Lu Yang.

He escaped, so incredible.

How could he manage it?

It's not a match. It's for MMA's instruction.

Brother Lu Yang.

This time, war god gets the decisive victory.

The game is going to end.

Brother Lu Yang, let me go.

Brother Lu Yang...

See, what's he doing?

He breaks his arm.

Nobody lauches a full-scale attack.

Blind infighter and one-armed boxer.

They are attacking each other.

Blind infighter and one-armed boxer.

They are crazy.

Brother Lu Yang.

What a fantastic and breathtaking game.

No, it's unparalleIed.

So we have a new star in MMA.

Not a big problem.

Just disjointed.

Just need some rest.

Thank you, doctor. -Yeah.

So great.

Sorry...

I didn't mean it.

Let's go.

Go, thank you, doctor. Bye.

You are fine now.

How's doggie?

Don't worry, I sent it to the pet hospital.

It's so breathtaking.

If you are disabled, I need to take care of you forever.

But if it's true, you will be so lucky.

An arm for a beauty.

Duoduo, it's too late, you should go back.

You drive me away right after you make a fortune.

You are so conscienceless.

This is for you.

What do you mean?

I am sorry.

Asshole, who do you think you are?

Failed again.

Kneel down.

All craps.

Can't find a clue after so many days.

I am out of patience.

Take them and kill them. -Ok.

Boss, are you sure?

Where is the thundering?

Where are you? Did you get prepared?

Xu will check the goods tomorrow. You can't make a mistake.

Yes.

Stop.

Leave some memory ok?

Sorry... So...

I feel somthing wrong.

No... Come again.

Brother. It's been more than ten times.

It's enough.

Sister, it's my first time to show the appearance.

You know how long I have waited for today?

Now or never.

No, one more time.

You, time for lunch.

Yes...

Good luck.

Hurry.

Stand here.

Here, attention.

Get prepared.

Sorry.

I am a swordsman now.

Stay away from me.

Ready...

It's great. -Yes.

Lu Yang.

Think it over, now or never.

Who is that girl?

Not for you to know.

Sister Fei, director says, we need to move to the next.

Go.

Today is the last day.

If you still can't find her, I will kill you both first.

I don't know why Duoduo stopped stealing suddenly.

Head, the city is so large.

Where should we find her?

Go to the crowded place.

Go to the crowded place.

I don't mind your ex.

But just this once.

So mortifying.

Go, let's have fun.

Hurry, this way.

Brother bullet.

What do you want?

What the hell, you bloody thief.

Brother Waizi.

Classic.

Be careful with your wallet.

Duoduo...

We are spotted, run.

Don't come here.

Don't come here.

Finally, it's you.

Head, I find him.

It's him.

Catch him.

Brother, run.

Brother Lu Yang, don't go.

Duoduo, your brother stole the wallet, I will get him.

Stop.

Stop. -Stop him.

Wait for me. -Wait for me.

You can outrun me?

How dare you! Steal my wallet.

D...

David Belle.

Banlieue?

Give it back.

Where is he? -Where is he?

Disappeared.

His game?

Hurry, keep up.

Why are they chasing us?

No idea, I just took the wallet.

Well, it's none of our business.

Go...

For you.

My brother hasn't been so anxious.

He won't die for it right?

Duoduo, don't worry.

They have said, as long as we give them the box, they will be ok.

Why we can't find it?

Your brother said, it's here.

Duoduo, got it.

Great.

Go.

Say it.

What do you want?

Whatever you say.

That's it.

That's it. -Wait, release him.

Brother.

You think you have the qualification to bargain with me?

Boss, opened it.

Baby, your gift.

Baby, your gift.

Boss Guo, wait.

Boss Guo.

Don't mind the behavior?

Baby.

Wait.

We have only half an hour.

They will go if he doesn't come.

Finish your work first. I will be with you tonight.

What are you waiting for?

Take it to the car.

Go.

Hurry.

Boss, what about them? -I will leave here to you.

Beauty. -Stay away from my sister.

Let her go. -I will bite you off.

Bite you.

So I am going to be your brother-in-law.

Duoduo is mine.

Asshole.

Duck down.

I will bite you.

Brother Lu Yang.

Duo, your brother is here.

I saw it coming.

Brother Lengzi, are you all right?

Crossed in love.

Man up.

Untie me.

Not enough? -I will pay you back.

The jewelry is missing in our city.

Duoduo, call the police.

Where are you going?

Something is wrong. She needs my help now.

Who is she? What's your relationship with her?

It's urgent, I can't explain now.

Wait.

We will go with you.

We need to get our dignity back.

Boss, they are right behind us.

Gosh, speed up.

Form an array.

Everyone, I need your cooperation.

They drive ahead of us.

What are you doing?

Your array doesn't work.

Lucky them.

I will knock them down easily.

I am not bragging.

Get me out.

Get your weapons.

Get them.

Take a detour.

Hurry.

Brother Fan, I will leave here to you. -Ok.

Brother Lu Yang.

Hurry.

Hurry.

Stop him.

Lad, I hope you won't let me down this time.

Brother Lu Yang.

Wait...

We have no grudge. I just want to hit on you.

You need to pay the price.

Where is your boss?

A little accident.

What do you mean?

Problem solved.

Gosh, I know you would invite troubles for me.

Get loaded, go.

No one can leave.

Stop it, otherwise you will sabotage my plan.

Actually boss Guo is just a little thief.

I work for him because I want to catch the big fish boss Xu.

Boss Xu is the evil backstage manipulator

behind the smuggling organizations.

He will come in person, so I can't miss the opportunity.

You are an undercover agent?

Man, you are so skilled in kungfu.

Will you join me to take them down?

Yeah, take weapons, kill them.

Come out.

Brother Lu Yang.

Duoduo, don't come here.

Why are you here?

I am here to see you. -It's dangerous here.

I am here just because it's dangerous.

Be careful.

Let her go.

Stop. Want to play?

Kneel down.

I am telling you, kneel down.

Don't hurt her.

Where is my goods?

How could I know?

You are kidding me?

Will you tell me?

If you don't tell me, she will die.

Duoduo.

Come again?

Stop him.

Stop.

Yours.

Don't touch the things that don't belong to you.

No.

Brother Lu Yang.

Duoduo.

Duoduo.

Brother Lu Yang. Don't come.

Brother Lu Yang.

Don't move...

Take them back.

You want to date in the air?

Finally the case of jewelry theft comes to an end.

The jewelry all comes back.

Tonight is the reciprocal reception.

Everyone.

Today we need to thank hero Lu Yang.

He takes back my property.

He helps my health as well.

Come...

Now welcome Lu Yang to make a speech.

Yes.

Do you like the party?

Yes.

Do you like the food?

Sir, do you need bodyguards?

I can beat a lot of people.

I will leave them to you.

Yes.

Give me a chance.

Don't make a scene here, ok?

Handsome guy.

You made a wonderful speech.

I was nervous.

Duoduo came to see me last night.

Did she harm you?

She is hostile because of you.

She talked a lot about you two.

I have been a stand-in for a long time.

But I never showed up in front of the camera.

Maybe it's not a good option for me.

Except the hard work, everyone needs talent scouts.

Talent scouts really exist?

It depends on if you are excellent.

I have a question.

I am Nana. My father is the jeweler.

Days ago, father purchased the batch of jewelry.

In the batch, he selected a fine necklace for me as birthday gift.

This is the only one jewelry I know that he lost.

But I didn't expect the jewelry would be missing.

And then father was in coma out of anger.

I hate myself because I can't do anything

when my father needs me most.

Then I knew where the jewelry was.

I wanted to call the police but I had no evidence.

So I tried to approach the villains.

But I didn't expect the incidents would be in my plan.

Don't touch me without the gift.

So I have to go undercover among them.

To find the opportunity to bring them to justice.

You know the rest of the story.

007?

In front of you, I am at most Bond girl.

Such a liar.

Don't worry, you can only have Duoduo.

She is here.

Well, she says, you are her hero.

I feel the same way.

It's hard to predict people's future.

I didn't expect I would have hope in my wretched life

after the jewelry case.

Adversity and obstacles.

Indiffence and mockery.

All the dream-seekers will experience all these.

As long as we have strong belief, the history will remember us.

Erleng, it's not bad to be the security after the reformatory education.

I like it.

I need to get even with my mom.

See. Brother is there.

That's my brother.