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[soft music]

- Ah, yes, Lord.

Deacon, let's call our next parishioner.

Lord God, the Spirit is moving

and it's moving right through here.

Ah, yes. Come on, sister.

Come on sister. Ha, ha.

Raise your hands. Yes, God.

There's a crown of glory all on you, sister.

Yes, God.

Ah, Shondo. Yes, you are filled with the Spirit. Yes.

Deacon, call our next one. Yes.

The Spirit is moving. It's moving.

Ah. Come on, sister.

Come on, sister.

Deacon, mm-hmm.

Raise your hand, sister.

There's glory in your gut and it's gonna flow out, ah.

In the name of Jesus. Ha, ha.

I say there's glory - Okay. All right.

- in your gut. And it's gonna-

- Could they get a little difficult some time?

- Well, yeah. Yeah.

Well, what did you come up here for,

if you're gonna be bracing your knees?

Either you want the prayer or you don't.

Listen, I didn't call you up here,

and obviously you need Christ.

Listen here, Church,

if you don't want to get saved, don't come down here.

All right? - Amen.

The way this works, - Hmm?

I touch your forehead and you hit the ground.

Deacon. Come on. Bring them on in.

- Sometimes you gotta put your shoulder into it,

though, Pastor.

♪ Churchy

♪ I'm going to church today

♪ 'Cause I need Him

♪ Yeah, I need Him

[knocking on door]

- Uh-uh, not available right now.

You gonna have to come back later.

[knocking on door]

Not right...

Uh-uh-uh, not right now.

- Pastor Stinney, I need you to hear me out.

- Is what you're gonna say gonna be better

than this here sandwich, Corey?

- Absolutely.

I want you to let me start a youth service

for the kids on Friday night, okay?

Really get all the kids from the community involved.

I used to do this at my dad's church all the time,

and I can invite some special guests,

you know what I'm saying?

Really pack the room out.

- Is that so?

- Yes, and all I ask is for complete control

with the program, decorations, who's in there.

You know, I'll preach.

I can get Rodney to do the music,

and I'll set up a live stream so you can watch from home.

- Well, I'm not opposed to more church.

Tell you what,

I'll let everybody know that we'll have

youth service on Friday.

- So that's a yes.

- That's a yes.

- Thank you.

[Corey laughs]

Enjoy that sandwich, man.

Don't bite me. - Uh-huh.

[laid back music]

- This couldn't have on it...

Dang, no.

- Hey, baby.

Yeah, I had to facilitate my first funeral last week.

It was crazy.

I had to set up a food train for the family,

make sure they were squared away.

Look, being a pastor is more than I thought,

but I'm up to the task,

and I got my own youth service just like we had back home.

You know, I'm really putting my stamp on the church my way,

and I want you to be there for the first service.

Got enough miles to make sure your ticket's

squared away and free.

- I'll pack my bags right now.

I can't wait for you to tell me

all about it when I get there.

I'm proud of you.

Love you.

- I love you too babe. I'll see you soon.

- Yo man, you was blowing up my phone

like it was a robbery in progress.

Grandma okay? What's going on?

- Grandma's fine.

Look, I got Stinney to give me

my own youth service this Friday.

- Hey, see, I told you this all was gonna work out.

You know, you was too busy doing all that complaining.

I thought I was on an episode of "16 and Pregnant."

And so, you know, this means I gotta do

praise and worship, right?

- Oh, you already know.

- Cool. So what's the plan?

We know zero youth here.

- Okay, we know Jojo.

Okay, hit him up, make sure he got some friends.

And then I'll hit up Tobe Nwigwe,

see if he'll come out here and perform.

You know what I'm saying?

Give a free concert for the kids.

You still got that shoe plug?

- Sure.

- Okay, so hit him up. See if they'll donate a free pair.

All right?

Tell him Tobe's coming and that we'll put their logo up

during the entire performance on the screen.

Okay? And when we donate the pair,

we'll shout 'em out.

- I don't know, bro.

I feel some kind of way about you bribing the kids

with the Jordans for Jesus.

- Look, all we need to do is get 'em in the door.

Once I get 'em in the door, I'm gonna make sure it's lit.

- Oh, look at you, talking young already.

"I'm gonna make sure it's lit."

Look, so do I gotta wear that choir robe thing

they over there?

- That's just the thing.

He said we can do whatever we want.

[laid back music]

Okay, so first I need to hit up Tobe, then Jojo,

and then get ready for Keisha to get here.

- Is it you just don't want to tell her the truth

about this whole thing?

- I thought about that.

I was on the phone with her earlier,

and I almost told her.

- So keeping up a lie is better than telling the truth?

- I mean, is it really a lie if she never finds out?

- Like you-you-you really asking me that?

'Cause the answer's obviously yes.

Brother, more you lying about being a pastor.

You going to Hell.

- Oh well, no time to go back now.

Let me get to work. [computer chimes]

- Yeah, you going to get to Hell.

- What's going down? - My guy. What's up?

- I need a favor.

- I was always told to be weary

when niggas start asking for favors.

What's going down?

- Okay, I just came to Lubbock and took over this church

and we're having our first youth service this Friday.

I need you to pull up,

'cause if you pull up we can pack this church out.

- Dawg, I promise you, if it was not you asking,

it'll be an automatic Hell no.

But I'm gonna check with Fat,

'cause we supposed to be in Seattle on Sunday,

but we should be good.

But one song, we in and out like a robbery,

and only for you.

- And we ain't got the money to pay you though.

- Shut up.

- Don't tell no,

don't make no announcements that we coming.

None of that stuff.

I'm coming for you and you only, G.

- Hey, I appreciate you.

So I'm gonna close the service out,

and you do your thing, and then I'm gonna do mine.

- All right?

- All right, bet.

All right, now all I gotta do

is hit Jojo up and we'll be set.

[laid back music]

- So this is your first youth service, you said?

- Yep.

- What's the plan for the kids?

- I got Tobe coming. He's gonna close it out.

I got Rodney, gonna open up with praise and worship,

and of course I'm gonna do my thing.

- Okay, well Friday you can do your thing.

But tonight can you do me? - Oh!

- Oh, you just gonna try to sleep with a new pastor?

- Let's just say I want a little appetizer

before our wedding night.

- Mm.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Don't, don't this feel weird?

It's like my grandma's house,

and she could come in at any second,

and it's like, oh,

oh, your booty.

Oh, I just love a good supple booty.

I thank God for Black women.

Thank you Father.

But listen, oh geez, we're so close.

You know it's almost our wedding day.

We're doing so well. Right?

We-we failed all them times, but we can do this.

Okay, we are so close. We are almost there, okay?

Okay? We can do this.

- No, I'm trying to do this.

- Oh, girl. Oh, hey Father God, we bless you.

Okay, okay, just a little bit.

We should stop.

Oh, Father God, make a wave escape,

and chose for the better of this house.

Joseph, okay, it goes, listen babe, babe, babe, babe.

Okay, I wanna do this, I do,

but we don't got no protection.

We can't even see Him responsibly.

Oh, thank you Jesus. Thank you Lord.

Girl, who are you?

- It's just,

it's just something about you being a pastor

just does something to me.

How about we repent afterwards?

- Okay, just the tip.

- Okay. You better hurry up.

- What? What? What y'all doing in here?

Smell like [sniffs]

pre-sex up in here.

Now Corey, you go get on the bunk bed,

or you come and sleep with me.

- Trying to get me kicked out?

- I'm sorry.

I'll just read "Song of Solomon"

and talk about the garden and the rose.

I think I brought my rose.

- Rose? What's the rose?

That's it. Let's go.

Let's go! You in here like two rabbits.

Come on, get outta here.

- Okay, Grandma.

[phone vibrates]

[Corey sighs]

[Corey hits wall]

[keyboard types]

[footsteps fall]

[Corey screams]

[soulful music]

- Hey babe, I'm sorry I couldn't be there,

but you know, after what happened the other night

and your grandmother busting in on us,

I thought I should take her out for a mani and pedi

to kind of smooth things over.

- Oh, I'm sure it will.

By the way, Jojo just pulled up.

Let me introduce you.

- Hello. How you doing?

I'm Jojo. - Hi, Jojo.

This is Bernard.

- What's up? - Hey.

- Bernard? You ain't got no nickname or nothing?

You just go by Bernard? Wow.

- I was named after my grandfather.

- Oh, you mean great-grandfather.

- Oh yeah. Rodney's gonna lead praise and worship.

- Hey, what's up? You sing?

[Bernard vocalizes]

- How you know he sing?

- A man named after his great-great-great grandfather?

Yeah, he could sing.

- He does. Listen guys, this is what I'm thinking.

We can set up the live stream.

We'll have a cash app link at the bottom,

and then a QR code

so people can see it on their phone and donate that way.

That way the church gets donations twice.

- Ai yo, how about you come over and help me out?

I'm actually trying some music out now.

- All right.

- Babe, this is so amazing.

Like you are really the pastor of your own church.

That makes me first lady.

- That's right.

He the pastor of the church.

Outta everyone, they chose him.

[Corey laughs]

- All right, baby, let me let you go

so I can give this all squared away, okay?

- Okay. Bye.

- All right. [kisses]

- All right, listen.

So since you got this old man name,

you know "Pass Me Not?"

- Yeah, yeah.

- Let me hear what you got.

♪ Pass me not, oh, gentle savior ♪

- What is going on here?

What is going on here?

Why are all these kids running around

and playing in the sanctuary?

Hey, young man!

Uh-uh. Y'all got to get outta here.

Y'all got to get outta here right now.

- Well, I thought this was gonna be cool.

Let's go.

- Hold on, Jojo.

Listen, Mother Jean, with all due respect,

I don't answer to you, and neither do these kids.

I already talked to Pastor Stinney

and he cleared this whole thing, okay?

So the only one outta line here is you.

Jojo, y'all, y'all stay okay?

'Cause without y'all, we don't have no service.

- Let me tell you something.

I know Pastor Stinney did not approve this mess.

I know he didn't.

I'm going to talk to him right now.

Right now.

- Hey man, somebody gotta get her.

- I'm trying.

- Somebody gotta get on her, bro.

[upbeat music]

- So babe, where is Tobe?

- About that.

- Babe, where is Tobe?

- He had to cancel last minute.

- He what?

- His kid got sick, so he canceled.

- So what are you gonna do now?

- I got a Tobe impersonator.

- You got a Tobe Nwigwe impersonator in Lubbock, Texas?

- And Fat.

- Ladies and gentlemen, saints and ain'ts,

the man y'all came to see.

You know him, you love him,

and you got to be seeing green, Tobe Nwigwe!

- Yeah? Yeah.

♪ Look dawg, I'm extra unique

♪ My whole aura scream talent

♪ I been listenin' to Fela, Griselda, and Marvin Winans ♪

♪ Just to make sure I'm balanced ♪

♪ I'm from the West, yuh

♪ Half of my partners is savage ♪

♪ The other half made it out the mud ♪

♪ But the taste of sludge didn't alter they palate, uh ♪

♪ I'm a dog, I'm a beast and yo' father figure ♪

♪ That li'l P365 was just Fat starter pistol ♪

♪ She got a Scorpion too

♪ And it'll sting you just like a scorpion do ♪

♪ If a demon get gregarious

♪ My li'l Harriet don't do what accordions do ♪

♪ Ooh, that means fold

♪ I was told by the G's of old

♪ What they say

♪ Keep yo' lady close, make sure she can work a pole ♪

♪ Okay

♪ But they weren't referring to strippers ♪

♪ Hell no

♪ I'm still bald face with the clippers ♪

♪ I done been blessed with a woman that pray heavy ♪

♪ But turn a freak on the liquor, uh ♪

♪ She keep the devil off me like the Cherubim ♪

♪ She make it clear to hoes that we ain't sharing him ♪

♪ I push the yukoneezy like a chariot ♪

♪ DK a legend, hey, we had to bury him ♪

♪ Uh, yeah

♪ But that's how it be in the jungle ♪

♪ I grew up around wildlings and mongrels ♪

♪ Ready to slump you, murk you or jump you, uh ♪

♪ Yuh, I rock the slides to be humble ♪

♪ I told my baby girl she gon' have more in her head ♪

♪ Than just product and bundles ♪

♪ They say I'm rappin' with hunger ♪

♪ I tell 'em, hell naw, I'm eating ♪

♪ If you book me for a show

♪ And I can't bring my wife and my babies, I'm leavin' ♪

♪ Big daddy energy speakin'

♪ I keep the enemy tweakin'

♪ I could go "huh" all on the track ♪

♪ And they'll say I'm the hardest one breathin' ♪

♪ I am a beacon for heathens

♪ Me and my hood got cohesion

♪ It taught me keep a li'l .38 special ♪

♪ They bless you when ain't no one sneezin' ♪

♪ Ahhh

♪ This hoe fye, fye

♪ If you Black, we in sync

♪ Bye, bye, bye

♪ West, that's my side

♪ Throw it up and I'ma put it down until I die ♪

♪ Ah

♪ This hoe fye, fye

♪ If you Black, we in sync

♪ Bye, bye, bye

♪ West, that's my side

♪ Throw it up and I'ma put it down until I die ♪

♪ Oh God, I'm extra petite

♪ But the hood call me Fat

- Shit.

♪ I keep peace for the scrap

No. - This, this is kinda bad.

- It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine.

♪ I was raised in Grand Rapids

♪ My pops was inactive

It's not gonna be fine.

- I mean, look, I'll support you

no matter what you do,

♪ I'm Black in America

so let's, let's work it out, okay?

You got this,

kinda.

- It's not that bad, is it?

♪ School of hard knocks the only thing I applied to ♪

♪ And I got admitted, I ain't kiddin' ♪

♪ Ain't it glorious ♪ Yeah, yuh

♪ I feel like Diddy, Tobe Biggie, we notorious, yuh ♪

♪ Yeah, yuh

♪ But it's so much more to us, might get a Grammy ♪

- It is that bad. - It's-

- Babe, he's being sarcastic.

- Nothing ever happens to him.

- I know.

- The bad stuff always to me.

- I wish it happened to him.

♪ If you breed and don't care for yo' seed, what is you ♪

Oh, I got it.

I got something.

I got something, okay?

- Okay.

♪ Ariana ain't the only one that do it grande ♪

♪ Knew I'd be his fiancee when he was broke on Causeway, yuh ♪

♪ And, and, and, he ain't even hit his peak like Dante ♪

♪ And I ain't Kim ♪ What's that mean

♪ Tobe can't never go Kanye

♪ Ahhh

♪ This hoe fye, fye

♪ If you Black, we in sync

♪ Bye, bye, bye

♪ West, that's my side

♪ Throw it up and I'ma put it down until I die ♪

♪ Ah

♪ This hoe fye, fye

♪ If you Black, we in sync

♪ Bye, bye, bye

♪ West, that's my side

♪ Throw it up and I'ma put it down until I die, yo ♪

♪ Stop playin'

[crowd cheers]

- Amen. Amen.

Amen. Now listen, we advertised Brother Tobe all week,

and it was our intention to get him,

but what do we get?

- A mess.

- A mess is right, Mother Jean.

Now a mess is what you get

when you are acting like something you're not.

Amen. See, David was ready to fight Goliath

and Saul said, "Here take my armor and go out and fight."

But David knew that he couldn't be somebody else

when God called him to be who God called him to be.

See, David dressed as Saul isn't Saul,

it's just David in somebody else's clothes.

Just like these young man and woman dressed in mint green

don't make 'em Tobe.

You wearing somebody else's stuff don't make you them,

and you don't need to be them.

God needs you to be who you are.

See, David slayed Goliath with five smooth stones,

because he was anointed

and he was comfortable in who he was.

And just like that, our next young man is anointed

and comfortable in who he is.

Y'all put your hands together for Bernard.

[crowd cheers]

- You did it.

- See, I told you.

- All right, you worked that word in there.

- Now look. Now look.

See y'all didn't believe, I know you didn't believe.

♪ My God, get a truth gauge showing now ♪

♪ Can't promise you never took a loss ♪

♪ If I'ma tell you, I gotta tell you now ♪

♪ Wait a second, let me pray to my God ♪

♪ When the true breaks, let it out ♪

♪ You became, never took a loss ♪

♪ And if I'ma tell you, I gotta tell it all ♪

♪ Hold on, wait a second, let me pray to my ♪

♪ I love my God, He keeps me-

- Oh, this guy's good.

- Yeah, low key, I'm surprised

he's just a rapper with a fully produced song

in his back pocket for this show.

- That's crazy.

♪ Feeling low key

♪ And I know they're rocking with me ♪

♪ With His hands on me, oh

- Right, I'll see to you, Fuller.

- Always good to see you.

- Good to see you. Okay.

Record.

- Can I talk to you for a second?

- Of course, Pastor Stinney.

- I can't thank you enough.

I watched the whole service online.

I was amazed from the camera to the performances.

I don't think I've ever met anyone

within the first few weeks who helped me out so much.

- Well, I told you, Pastor Stinney, I do this.

I've been to seminary,

I help my dad's church out, preach all over the country.

The only thing I haven't done is to have my own church.

- Oh, so you haven't had your own church?

- No, not yet. But I feel like I'm ready.

You know, God's been preparing me and placing me

and as soon as He tells me, I'll be ready to have my own.

- Well, I still don't think

that you're fit to be pastor here.

You had fun on today,

but Pastor Stinney will be preaching on Sunday.

Right?

Right, Pastor?

- I just wanted to come to tell you thank you face to face.

Thank you for the youth service.

We raised more money than we thought we would.

- Wow. Are you serious?

- Yes. The link you helped set up helped us out.

We had people watching from two different countries.

I believe it was Canada and Hawaii.

- Nice.

- Now I can't wait to hear you speak at the offering.

- I will be there,

but I got a message in my pocket for this Sunday morning,

and you know I can run the whole service for you

if you need me to.

- No, no thank you. That'll be fine.

Thank you. Thank you much.

- All right. - All right.

Y'all-y'all be blessed. - Mother Jean.

Okay. - Mother Jean.

Good to see you Mother Jean, as always.

You look amazing. - Mother Jean.

Y'all be blessed. Y'all get home safe.

Oh, hey babe, did you enjoy the service?

- I'm gonna head back home now.

- Why? What's wrong?

- Because you lied, Corey.

- How?

- You are not the pastor here. This is not your church.

That is a lie.

- Keisha, listen-

- No, just stop.

- Keisha! It's not what you think.

- Then what is it?

- Well, it's what you think,

but it's not what you think.

[Corey stammers]

[Keisha imitates stammering]

- Stop! I'm going home.

- Keisha! Oh my God.

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