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We in here! - Okay.

- We in here!

All right, bro.

Grab a pic from me real quick.

- Oh, I got you, I got you, I got you.

- All right.

Sit pastorally. - Okay, okay, I see you.

- Pastorally? - Like Jakes, uh?

- Oh, Jakes- - Now put your feet up, man.

Come on.

Hit 'em like myTop. - Ah, okay.

- There it is, okay. - With the Off-White.

- Boom, got you. - Bam,

I appreciate you, my boy.

All right, to God be the glory.

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

Lubbock, I'm here.

Ah.

- Let's turn this place out. - We in here.

Ah! - Well, is that...

Can, can you turn out a church?

- For, for sure. - May I help you?

- Oh, nah, man.

We, we good.

I got my stuff coming in tomorrow.

We gotta get rid of this desk though 'cause what is this?

Pressed...

Pressed wood? - Ikea.

- I mean, we gotta go to Restoration Hardware quickly,

- Quickly? - You know what I'm saying?

Matter, we need to clear all that off the walls,

that old stuff, you know,

we really gotta spice this place up.

- Oh, you wanna spice this place up?

- Yes.

And not just this office,

I'm talking about the entire church.

Matter of fact, this is Rodney,

the head of the music department.

- What's up, man, I'm Rodney.

Ain't caught your name. - Pastor Stinney.

I am the pastor of this church.

And, uh, last time I checked, I'm the one who decides

when I'm done right here.

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- Grandma, you said the church ain't have no pastor.

There's a whole pastor.

- A whole pastor. - Y'all know I'm old.

- Grandma, what am I supposed to do?

- Just show him that you make a good replacement.

You know, he's, he's ready to go, I'm telling you.

[Corey groans] Y'all welcome to stay with me

for as long as you want.

You wanna watch my stove and eat my food.

- General Hospital or the Boulder in Beautiful.

- He-hey, babe.

- Oh, that's Keisha.

Put that on speaker. - Hey, baby.

- Oh, I was hoping to catch you working

at your new church.

Babe, I'm so proud of you.

- Oh, you know what?

I'm, I'm about to head up there right now.

- Oh, ooh, can you send me a picture of your new office

with the name plate I had made for you?

It's gonna make it feel so real.

- Yeah, babe, no problem.

I'll make sure to grab that picture for you.

Hey, by the way, remember this is just temporary, okay?

Two months tops.

- Corey, you'll be home in no time.

Talk soon, love you. - All right, love you too.

- Well, what is we gon' do now?

- All right, um, I'm gonna change clothes

and I'm gonna get up there to the church,

and somehow get him outta that office.

You stay here and get us settled in.

- Uh, you sure your daddy was wrong about you?

- Why, why? - I'm just saying.

- Why would you say that right now?

- He said you like to play on social media

and you running down to that church to get a picture.

Sound to me like he was right.

Bishop, he was right.

Hey, grandma!

General Hospital, I'm coming.

[steps tapping]

- Hey, excuse me.

May I help you? - Oh, yes.

I'm Corey Carr Jr, the pastor's new senior consultant.

I, I was just talking to him.

He, he wanted me to tell you to have the day off.

- Hmm.

New pastor's what now?

- Oh, you know what?

Titles aren't important.

I'm really just here to help, you know, ease the burden.

I'm Mother Henrietta Allen's grandson.

Yes.

And you know, she hasn't been of the best of help,

and, and this church is so important to her,

and therefore so important to me, you know?

I just wanna help the man of God, lift his arms up,

kike Aaron and Hur.

[both laughs]

- Mother Allen's been at this church for quite some time,

so yeah, we could use your help.

- Thank you so much. - I was just about

to take pastor's calendar to him.

I just- - I will do that, thank you.

- Type it up. - Thank you so much.

I'll just run it onto his office.

Thank you so much- - Hey son.

- Yep? - His office is that way.

- Oh, silly me.

I don't know my way around you. [laughs]

God bless you. - Uh-huh.

[steps tapping]

[door knocks] - Come in.

Oh, it's my replacement.

Come in here to take my place.

- Listen, pastor, I know we got off on the wrong foot

and I'm here to make that right.

First off, let me apologize, okay?

My, my grandmother, mother Allen,

she said there was no pastor of this church.

So I, I just came here to help.

- Mother Allen?

Mother Allen said that.

- Yes, sir, and I didn't want her to suffer or,

or this church to suffer,

but now I see it's in more-than-capable hands.

So, like I said, I'm here to help.

- Help?

Well, how so?

- Well, I know you've got three counseling sessions today

and you've gotta visit with a couple members

throughout the week.

You know, let me take some of that pressure off of you.

- Yeah, you know, you gotta go

through Mother Allen for that.

- Absolutely, sir.

I already talked to her and cleared it with her.

Look, I know how much energy it takes to lead a ministry,

and a ministry of this magnitude, alone?

That's a tall task to ask for anyone.

So let me help take some of that pressure off you.

- Eh, could use a couple of me days,

Okay, I'll give you that.

- Thank you, sir. - But uh,

I want you to take care of the members of this church.

- Absolutely. - We are a tight-knit family.

Family.

- Yes sir, I understand.

Have a good day. - All right.

- Enjoy that rest. - All right.

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[Corey exhales]

Come in.

- [sighs] What's up, my nigga?

- Oh, I, I can't have you saying that in here.

I mean, you gotta have a little more reverence

for the house of God.

- Oh, you one of them niggas.

- Come on, man.

This is, this is the Lord's house

- And I'm here, right?

"Come as you are."

Unless you want me to go back outside to the streets.

- No, no, young man. - Thank you, my nigga.

- What's up? - My grandma dropped me off.

Told me to come talk to the pastor.

Where's Stinney at?

- Oh, Stinney's out for the moment.

I'm Corey, I'm not the pastor,

but I'm just, you know, helping out around here.

What's on your mind?

- My grandma's just being weird.

- Weird, how so?

- She caught me beating my meat.

- Okay, okay.

Are you addicted to porn?

You know, a lot of people have that issue

and it's nothing to be ashamed about.

We can, we can work with that.

- I wasn't born in the 1900s like y'all.

I don't need porn.

I follow Meghan Thee Stallion and Rihanna on Instagram.

When Cardi B and Meghan Thee Stallion dropped

their latest video on Instagram,

I decorated every sock in my drawer.

I didn't think it was a problem,

but guess my grandma found a couple of those socks.

- Oh. - Yeah.

- Okay. - So I guess

I'm going to hell now, right?

- No, look, listen, when you're a young man,

whether it's porn or Instagram,

or man, just your pure imagination,

we're discovering our bodies.

A lot of us have beat our meat.

- That's what I said!

I'm too young to have sex with girls right now,

so I don't see the problem.

She popped me in my mouth when I said,

"Well, I'm sure granddaddy beat his meat too before."

- Okay, I would've kept that comment, you know?

Anything done in excess is wrong, all right?

So you discovering your body, inherently, isn't wrong,

but if you can't control that desire, then it is.

- Yeah, I think I'm following you.

- And as far as your grandma goes, look, the older you get,

the more you forget about what it was like to be young.

She's probably worried that if she caught you doing that,

then the only logical next step is doing the real thing,

and we both know y'all

are not ready for that. [both chuckle]

- Yeah.

You seem pretty cool, you must be new here.

- Yeah, yeah. - Because I don't really

come to this church

'cause it's just a bunch of old niggas in here.

- What would it take for you to start coming back?

- I don't know, stop having so many old niggas in here

and change the songs, maybe?

- Okay, I could work with that.

Nice to meet you, my boy. - All right.

- Pleasure.

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[person exhales]

[no audio]

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Whoa what?

- I ain't know SAVAGE X FENTY made a line

for senior citizens,

but I'm seeing stuff I shouldn't be seeing.

- Look, this is my house

and this is the way I walk around in my house.

- Even with company? - You ain't company.

- Please treat me like company.

Just, just let me be company.

- Look, you can stay here rent free,

but this is what you gon' see.

Now, last I checked, I pay the mortgage, y'all.

[chuckles and speaks faintly] gon' tell me

how to go around- - Corey...

- [sighs] What's up? - Your grandma

ain't here walking around like her name is Stella.

She trying to get her groove back.

- What you mean?

- Dawg, she got her titties out.

Okay, she got a leopard bra and panty set on

from Fashion Nova.

I don't know, man.

Thangs is thanging that ain't never thanged before.

Okay, they, they beyond thang, bro, they thong.

- She's old.

- Nah, she big.

- Rodney, come and eat, baby.

- Whew, well, bro, I'm about to go eat.

- Hey, stop playing. - I ain't playing with you.

What you got, Grandma?

- Nice to meet you all.

How long have you been married?

- 31 years. - Wow, congratulations.

So, how can I help?

- Now, when you've been married as long as we have,

sometimes things can get stale.

- But what you asking me to do, that's just,

that's just going too far.

- Well, Charles, let me ask you this,

does Francine make concessions for you in the bedroom?

- Absolutely.

- Well, don't you think it's fair to return the favor

and give her some concessions?

- Absolutely not.

- Well, come on now, Charles.

You know that's not the way this works.

Relationships are about give and take.

- And what you know about relationships?

Are you married, young man?

- I'm not married yet, but I am engaged.

- [chuckles] Ain't that sweet?

He got a little financee.

Boy, lemme tell you something.

When, when, when you married to a woman

over 30-something years,

sometimes they can just ask you to just,

to ju-ju-just go too far.

They just ask you to do anything.

- Well, don't you think that's why

you've been married for so long,

the strong bond that you have?

- Okay, well, do you even know

what it is she's asking me to do?

- Francine, what are you asking Charles to do?

- I want my husband to close his eyes,

and with a giving heart, I want him to eat my butt.

- I'm not eating your butt, Francine.

- I have been married to you for over 30 years,

you can't eat my butt?

- I don't even know why we having this conversation

in front of this young man.

- I eat your butt. - But that's something

that you enjoy, Francine.

- You know what?

Let me just see if Pastor Stinney

has some availability next week.

I feel like this is just a little above my pay grade,

and he probably could be better for you, guys.

Just to make sure you can clear this up.

- So talking about eating butt is above your pay grade now?

- Oh yeah.

You know what?

What is that, my phone ringing?

That is crazy coincident.

Let me just...

Oh my God, family emergency, gimme one second.

- Yo.

- Man, nothing could have prepared me

for what I'm dealing with right now.

- Nothing could have prepared me

for what I'm dealing with right now.

- Man, focus.

I got two people old enough to be my grandparents

arguing because he won't eat his wife's butt.

- Well, maybe God's gonna give you everything you want

after you convince that man

that he need to eat his wife's booty.

- All right, all right, lemme call you back.

- What? [scoffs]

[no audio]

[no audio]

[no audio]

- Listen, I seen the entire menu at the Last Supper

and butt was not on there.

- You wasn't even at the Last Supper.

Why you keep bringing the Bible in our bedroom?

- Because you trying to defile our bedroom-

- Okay. - It can't be defiled

we married! - Okay.

- Okay, okay, guys.

Have you ever heard of the Red, Yellow, Green system?

- No. - Okay, This is how it works.

Red is something that's a hard stop,

You're not into that at all.

Yellow is something that you might be interested in,

and green is something

that you're completely comfortable with, okay?

You talk about that outside the bedroom

and then you respect it in the bedroom, okay?

And you check in once a quarter and see how you both feel.

How does that sound? - You're so right.

Yeah. - It's good for me

as long as she don't run the light.

- Oh, now we can't play naughty cop?

- Okay, okay. - Black Lives Matter!

- Guys, guys.

Let's just try it for a couple of weeks

and then I'll check in with you, okay?

How does that sound?

- Sounds good. - Okay, okay.

Thank you so much, pastor.

- All right. - No, I mean, thank you.

[no audio]

- Oh, I forgot to show you,

I got this name plate made for him,

that he can finally put to good use as senior pastor.

- Aw- - Thank you.

- That's sweet. [both giggle]

Look at my baby. [laughs] - Yeah.

- Thanks for stopping by.

- Of course.

- You know, Corey Sr. doesn't usually get home

till about 10:30 from church.

[laughs] He does not come home that late.

- Yes, he does.

I just sit here watching "Law and Order"

and doing my puzzles.

- I just...

[clicks tongue] I thought that Corey would be here.

I didn't plan for Lubbock.

It's bittersweet.

- One thing about a Carr man is they're gonna be headstrong

and the church comes first.

- So how did you maintain yours for so long?

- Listen, I don't want my feelings

to lead you to doubt your situation.

You're about to be new to marriage.

- [chuckles] Miss Sonya, I'm coming to you

as a woman who respects you.

- Baby, this is hard some days,

to realize that you're never gonna be number one

in your husband's life.

I love the Lord too, I do.

But I am sick of doing puzzles.

[no audio]

[person inhales]

[person giggling]

- Oh.

- Whoa!

[laughs] Mother Allen.

- Yes. - It's been a long time

since I've seen you,

and I heard Janice have been bothering you,

so I thought I'd come by

and bring you some of my lemon pound cake.

It's bad for the hips, but good for the knees, I always say.

- Jane, you didn't have to do all that.

- Oh, don't mention it. [Mother Allen laughs]

Your grandson came by the church a little earlier today.

- Oh yes, Corey jumps at the chance to help me.

- Mm. - He knew my knee

had been acting up and all.

- Mm-hmm. - Yes.

[Jane laughs]

- So he didn't have a job or anything?

He could just up and move here on a whim, huh?

- Corey always does great financially, traveling the world,

preaching the Word of God.

Now he heard that pastor Stinney, like, was traveling a lot

so he just wanted to come over and help, that's all.

[both laugh]

- Ain't that something? - Yes.

The man loves God and his grandma.

[both laugh]

- Well, I guess I'll just be moseying along.

I didn't wanna take up your day.

I just wanted to come and lay my eyes on you.

All right, well, it's good to see you,

and don't forget to eat that lemon pound cake, all right?

- [laughs] You too, sweet Jane.

- Oh.

- Thank you for stopping by.

- Mm-hmm, God bless you.

- [chuckles] God bless you too.

[both laugh] Ooh.

- That boy's up to something. - That woman up to something.

- Hey, uh, Corey, this is, uh, Pastor Stinney.

Mother Jean put a notebook

with the name and addresses

of the members you'll be visiting.

I'm pretty straightforward.

Pick up some groceries for one and...

- All right, here you go.

I got your groceries, and got your takeout.

You be blessed, all right?

- Are you gonna leave and, and not help me eat?

- Oh, where do you want me to put the food?

- In my mouth. - In your mouth?

[speaker sneezes]

- You sure you do this? - I do this.

- Okay, let's do this.

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[no audio]

- Getting my hands dirty.

Look at this, I'm mowing the grass.

Look at the dirt, okay?

You can't just always be sitting in your office,

reading and preaching,

you gotta get to the grass root of the problem.

- Hey, hey!

- Get off the phone and cut the grass, please.

- Sorry, guys.

You heard the old woman.

I gotta hurry up.

Sometimes the 1% is not so patient.

See you guys later. - He called me old?

- Crooked, he can't even go in a straight line back.

- I'm about to hit him with my cane when he come back.

- See, this is why I don't like to write for Tamela Mann

'cause she want to give all the royalties to Kirk Franklin.

Okay, okay.

- All right.

When I hit you, I thought you was gonna, like, help me.

- Dawg, I am.

I'm helping you with moral support.

Go, Corey, you got this! [laughs]

Go crazy, bro.

- So I was already able to walk the dock.

- Okay.

- But there is something you could do for me.

- Sure.

- Uh, you could pick up the poop.

- Man...

[Corey breathes] - God's work.

- Of course, God's work. [laughs]

God's work.

[no audio]

- Oh my God.

- Dawg, man, come on, put it in there.

Dawg, get that- - Ah.

- Get that, dawg.

Come on, bro. - Ugh.

Man, bro.

How many more of these we got left?

I'm getting wore out,

and I ain't trying to be smelling like dog dookie.

- I think it's just one more place, hold up.

- Mm.

- Just spend some time with her.

She lives alone, it's pretty lonely.

She's losing her memory.

"Don't let her know we know

that she's losing her memory"?

- What's up?

- It's my grandma's house.

[no audio]

[no audio]

- Look bro, don't make it weird, all right?

Look, we just here to make her feel comfortable, that's it.

- But I feel like, you know, it's my grandma.

I feel like it's gonna be at least a little weird.

- No.

Speaking of your grandma, her house is remarkably modern

for a woman her age.

- Yeah, she either watches stories, or HGTV,

and spends her entire retirement pension,

all that, on remodeling.

- Yeah, she needs to spend some of that pension on pajamas,

full coverage, long jams.

- So she was really just out here.

- Yeah, she was out here.

I thought it was finna be Janet Jackson number two.

Ah, nipple gate.

Like, she was just out in leopard.

Just cheetah.

Ah, ah, running through the wild.

- Hey, I didn't expect to see you boys back so soon.

- Yeah, grandma, you know, you're one of my appointments

and I'm here to check on you.

- Oh, [giggles] nice.

Yes, well, they, they send somebody out

to check on me once a week.

I didn't think today was my day though.

They usually just let me talk

while we sit in the living room.

Would you all like to do that?

- Yes.

We just wanna make sure you are comfortable.

That's all, that's it.

- Rodney. - What?

- Rodney.

- I...

Okay, I see what's going on here.

I'm gonna let y'all have a grandma-grandson moment.

Okay?

[Corey laughs]

I'm out.

- That boy is crazy, I'm telling you the truth.

[Corey chuckles]

You know, your grandfather used to come here

and sit with me every night a little bit before dark.

No matter how, how tired he was,

he would still come sit with me and listen to me.

- What you guys used to talk about?

- Everything. [laughs]

I, I told him that one day that, uh, he would leave me

and I wouldn't have nobody to talk to but myself.

He passed and that's what happened.

Now, now I just come out here by myself,

just sitting, just sitting.

- Well, I'm here now

and I'll come talk to you anytime you want.

- You're so sweet.

Oh, you, look at you.

Y'all grown up now, you're about to be somebody's husband.

[Corey laughs]

You won't have the time for me, and,

and that's all right, I, I'll understand.

It comes with getting old...

- What comes with getting old?

- Knowing your place.

Now, I, I, I've lived my life and it was a good one.

It was good.

Now all I'm gonna do is just sit back, serve God,

and wait to go see my husband again.

- Okay, now listen, that's not gonna be

for a long time now, okay?

- I love you, Corey.

You know, I know Wiley sent you to check on me, right?

- Because you're a member of this church

and you deserve to be checked on.

- Oh.

I, I, I forget things, Corey.

When I'm at church, I can remember details

and how to do my job,

but at home...

My memory just, it just-

- Hey, hey... - Goes away.

- It's okay.

It's okay.

I'm here now.

You don't have to remember everything.

It's okay, that's what comes with getting older

and that's what I'm here for, we're a team.

- I love you, Corey.

Thank you for talking to me today.

You know, sometimes all people need

is just a little company,

and you gave me that.

- And I'll do it every day.

I love you, grandma. - I love you too, sweetie.

You my baby. [chuckles]

[no audio]

- Oh, hey, pastor. - Hey y'all.

- How are you? - All right.

I don't mind you breaking in here to pray.

[both laugh]

I'm glad you're here.

I wanted to talk to you.

Uh, I called everyone that you visited

and the one question I asked was,

"Did, did Corey make you feel comfortable?"

The overwhelming response was yes.

- Well, I didn't know my grandma

was one of the people on that list.

- Ah, yeah.

Well, she's a sweet woman.

She's strong, [laughs] but sometimes the strong need

to be checked on.

You see, in order to run a church, Corey, you have...

You have to know its members.

Your grandmother, she's family.

But everyone you see need to feel the same love

that you have for your grandmother.

A pastor that has a strong bond with this congregation

will always be blessed in the eyes of God.

Now, how can God bless your house

if you're not taking care of his children?

- I completely understand that.

- Well, good, good.

Now I'm gonna run up on outta here.

I got a crock pot full of corned beef waiting on me.

[both laugh]

I'm gonna run on home and taste that.

- All right. [laughs]

- Thank you again. - Thank you, sir.

- And, uh, lock up for me.

- All right, will do.

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[Corey sighs]

[Corey exhales]

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