Original subtitles

-[UPBEAT MUSIC]

-WHOA!

-WHOA!

-YEAH!

-YEAH! TAKE IT AROUND AGAIN!

GO FASTER, MAN!

-TAP IT THERE.

-TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA.

WHAT IS HE DOING?

-HE'S LOOKING FOR THE NEW MISS HOT TAMALE.

-I'D ASK BUT I DON'T WANNA KNOW.

-I DON'T BLAME YA.

MITCH.

-[SOLEMN MUSIC]

-STRAIGHT, MAN!

-[SHOUTING]

-[SCREAMING]

-CALL FOR BACK UP.

-LOOK'S LIKE BAYGUARD'S ALREADY ON IT, MAN.

-CALL FOR BACK UP! -CODY: ALL RIGHT.

HEADQUARTERS, THIS IS MADISON.

WE GOT A PARASAILOR DOWN.

-MAN: BAYGUARD ONE RESPONDING TO PARASAILOR

DOWN AT THUMBALY 13-10-4.

-GET THE CANS!

-CONSCIOUS. WATCH HIS NECK, GO!

-RELAX, BUDDY. I GOT YOU.

-THEY DID IT AGAIN.

-MITCH: HOW'D THEY GET THERE SO FAST?

-GO ON, GET HIM IN.

-CODY: GOOD QUESTION.

-[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

-♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS ♪

♪ AFRAID TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT ♪

♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪

♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪

♪ DON'T YOU WORRY

♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

♪ I WON'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ NEVER YOU FEAR

♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS

♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE

-[SIRENS BLARING]

-J.D.: WHAT'S WITH THE BLUE UNIFORMS

AND WHAT THE HECK IS BAYGUARD?

-MITCH: YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

-J.D.: YEAH, I DO.

-[COUGHING]

-WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

-THAT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK.

-LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE TAKING OVER THE SAND AND SEA TOO.

-COULD SOMEBODY FILL ME IN ON WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHO ARE THESE GUYS?

-ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, EXCUSE ME. BREAK IT UP.

PARTY'S OVER. EXCUSE ME.

CAN WE GET A LITTLE CROWD CONTROL HERE?

-THAT'S MITCH BUCHANNON.

[MUMBLED WHISPERING]

-ALEXIS RYKER, CAPTAIN, BAYGUARD LIFESAVING SERVICES.

MY FRIENDS CALL ME ALEX.

I FINALLY GET TO MEET THE LEGENDARY MITCH BUCHANNON.

-LEGENDARY ACCORDING TO WHO?

-ACCORDING TO THE BACKGROUND CHECK I RAN ON YOU.

-BACKGROUND CHECK?

-YEAH, GOT A COPY OF IT BACK AT THE OFFICE

IF YOU'D LIKE TO SEE IT.

-NO, AT FIRST I'D LIKE TO SEE THE PERMIT

FOR THE PARASAILOR.

-ACTUALLY, THAT'S BACK AT THE OFFICE AS WELL.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

IT IS WAY TOO DANGEROUS OUT HERE FOR PARASAILING.

ERNIE, COULD YOU TELL MR. COLE WE'RE SHUTTING DOWN

THE PARASAILING CONCESSION?

-ERNIE: GOT IT. -THANKS.

WHY DON'T I SHOW YOU AROUND?

YOU MAY LEARN A FEW THINGS.

THEN, WE PICKED UP THE LEASE

ON YOUR OLD COUNTY HEADQUARTERS.

NOW TELL ME, WHY WOULD YOU EVER GIVE THAT UP?

-WE LOST IT IN THE LAST ROUND OF LOCAL BUDGET CUTS.

-AH-HA.

-YOU SURE ARE PUTTING A LOT OF MONEY INTO THIS PLACE.

-YUP AND WITH THE ADDITION OF SAND AND SEA,

BAYGUARD NOW HAS CONTRACTS WITH EVERY PRIVATE CLUB

FROM PALACE VERDAIS TO THE VENTURA COUNTY LINE.

-PRIVATE BEACHES ONLY MAKE UP 10% OF THE COAST LINE.

-8% BUT WHO'S COUNTING?

-SO, WHY ARE YOU GOING AFTER ALL MY PEOPLE TO WORK FOR YOU?

-IS THAT THE BUZZ AROUND HEADQUARTERS?

-THAT'S THE BUZZ, BUT THAT'S NOT THE ANSWER

TO THE QUESTION.

-WELL, YOU MAY NOT BE AWARE OF THIS,

BUT NEXT FRIDAY BAYWATCH'S CONTRACT WITH THE COUNTY

IS GOING TO EXPIRE.

-YOU'RE GOING AFTER OUR CONTRACT?

-IT'S CALLED PRIVATIZATION.

IT IS THE LATEST TREND IN PUBLIC SERVICE.

IT'S HAPPENING IN HEALTHCARE, EDUCATION, YOU NAME IT.

NOW IF WE CAN PROVIDE THE COUNTY WITH A MORE EFFICIENT

SERVICE FOR LESS MONEY, WELL, THEN WHY NOT?

-YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS.

-OH, I'M VERY SERIOUS.

ACTUALLY, I'M SURPRISED BY YOUR REACTION.

I MEAN, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE UP

FOR A LITTLE HEALTHY COMPETITION.

-[LIVELY MUSIC]

-♪ I'M THE ONE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR

♪ ITS TEMPTING TO LOOK SKIN DEEP

♪ THE BEAUTY IN SOULS WILL KEEP

♪ THAT'S WHAT THE WORLD WOULD SAY

♪ DARE YOU TO WALK AWAY

♪ WHEN IT SEEMS THAT ALL YOUR DREAMS ARE SCARS ♪

♪ I BELIEVE THAT LOVE CAN CHANGE THE HEART ♪

♪ MAYBE I'M THE ONE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR

♪ WHOA WHOA

♪ WHOA WHOA

♪ SOME THINGS ARE MEANT TO BE

♪ EVEN WHEN YOU CAN'T SEE

♪ A PROMISE YOU'LL MAKE IT THROUGH

♪ A PROMISE YOU'LL MAKE IT THROUGH

♪ WATCHING IT ALL COME TRUE

♪ WHEN IT SEEMS THAT ALL YOUR DREAMS ARE SCARS ♪

♪ I BELIEVE THAT LOVE CAN CHANGE THE HEART ♪

♪ MAYBE I'M THE ONE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ♪

♪ WHOA WHOA

-OH, LET ME ASK HER.

-[SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]

-EXCUSE ME, SIR.

EXCUSE ME. HELLO?

EXCUSE ME! CAN I HELP YOU?

-POR FAVOR! I MUST FOCUS HERE ON MY WORK.

-NO, YOU CAN'T JUST, YOU CAN'T STAND HERE.

-PLEASE FORGIVE MY MANNERS.

I WAS JUST ENTHRALLED BY YOUR EXQUISITE,

HOW DO I SAY THAT?

WOW.

-I GET THE PICTURE.

-[SPEAKS PORTUGUESE]

-LOOK, IT'S NOT JUST ME.

YOU'VE BEEN LEERING AT EVERY GIRL ON THIS ENTIRE BEACH.

-PLEASE LOOK, THIS WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.

[SPEAKS PORTUGUESE]

I HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON. WOW.

PERFECT FEET.

-OKAY, MOVE ALONG. THANK YOU.

-CIAO.

-BRIDGET: HAVE A GOOD DAY. -YOU, TOO.

-BRIDGET: BYE. -TAKE CARE.

-BRIDGET: BYE-BYE.

-[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

-HEY, CHIEF, YOU BUSY?

-MITCH, WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.

-HI, MITCH. -MITCH: HI.

AM I INTERRUPTING?

-NO, NOT AT ALL. ACTUALLY I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

-YES, ALEX, HAS QUITE AN INTERESTING PRESENTATION.

-REALLY, I BET SHE DOES.

-SHE WAS JUST SHOWING ME A TAPE OF SOME OF HER RESCUES.

-REALLY? BAYGUARD'S GREATEST HITS?

-IT'S QUITE IMPRESSIVE.

-WE VIDEOTAPE OUR COMPANY PERSONNEL ON A DAILY BASIS.

THAT WAY WE CAN SHOW OUR CLIENTS THE QUALITY OF WORK

AND QUITE FRANKLY IT KEEPS THE LIFEGUARDS ON THEIR TOES.

-THEY KNOW THEY'RE BEING VIDEOTAPED OBVIOUSLY

THEY'RE GOING TO BE ON THEIR TOES.

-AND THE PROBLEM WITH THAT IS?

-YOU SAID YOU HAD ANOTHER TAPE?

-YES, ACTUALLY THIS ONE HAS A DIFFERENT CAST OF CHARACTERS.

THOUGH I'M SURE THEY'LL BE FAMILIAR TO YOU.

THIS WAS TAKEN DURING A RECENT EIGHT HOUR SHIFT.

LET'S START WITH JACK DARIUS.

HE'S LINING UP A DATE FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

THAT'S CODY MADISON AT MOCK TWO SPEED.

MUST BE ON HIS LUNCH BREAK.

APRIL GIMINSKI WITH HER BACK TO THE WATER.

-I THINK I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING.

-ALEX: CODY AGAIN. I WONDER WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

THAT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON

AND I BELIEVE NEWMAN'S WORKING OUT.

WHAT IS SHE DOING BEHIND THOSE BOARDS?

I WONDER IF SHE CAN SEE FROM THAT ANGLE.

TWO HOURS LATER AND NEWMAN'S STILL WORKING OUT?

-MITCH: HOLD ON A MINUTE.

-ALEX: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! AND HERE WE HAVE CODY

STILL ON THE PHONE.

J.D. COMING OUT OF HIBERNATION.

-WHAT IS THIS? A SMEAR CAMPAIGN?

-IT IS MERELY A RANDOM SAMPLING OF WHAT GOES ON OUT THERE.

-TAKEN TOTALLY OUT OF CONTEXT.

-I DIDN'T SAY THERE WAS ANYTHING SCIENTIFIC ABOUT IT.

ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT THE PUBLIC DESERVES THE BENEFITS

OF OPEN COMPETITION.

IF THE POWER'S THAT BE THINK THAT YOU'RE THE BETTER

MAN FOR THE JOB, THAT'S FINE.

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO PRESENT OUR CASE.

-I'LL SET UP A MEETING WITH THE COUNTY COMMISSIONERS.

-ALEX: THANK YOU.

-BASED ON WHAT? A VIDEOTAPE.

-BASED ON THE FACT THAT IT'S ULTIMATELY THEIR DECISION.

-I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

-DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY, MITCH.

LIFEGUARDING HAS BECOME A BUSINESS

JUST LIKE ANY OTHER BUSINESS.

HERE YOU ARE, CHIEF, THANK YOU.

WELCOME TO THE 90S.

-I HEARD SHE'S OFFERED EVERYBODY A JOB.

-WORD IS SHE'S GOING TO TAKE UP THE ENTIRE BEACH.

-HI, MITCH. -MITCH: GOOD MORNING.

-SHE USED TO BE AN ORANGE COUNTY LIFEGUARD.

-IN THE LOUNGE, PLEASE. IN THE LOUNGE.

MEETING IN THE LOUNGE, BOYS!

JOE, CHRIS, IN THE LOUNGE. EVERYBODY!

-IT'S LIKE THE TYSON HOYFIELD FIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHEN TYSON BIT HIS EAR?

-REAL BABE.

-ALL RIGHT.

I'M SURE YOU ALL HEARD THE RUMORS, RIGHT?

SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE EVEN BEEN OFFERED JOBS BY NOW.

HERE'S WHAT'S GOING ON.

THE COUNTY IS CONSIDERING BAYGUARD'S PROPOSAL.

TO ACHIEVE THAT END, THEY MADE A LITTLE MUSICAL VIDEO

OF ALL OF YOU MINUS THE MUSIC AND MINUS YOUR PERMISSION.

WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.

OKAY, WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

-COME ON, MITCH. SHE'S ASKING DIRECTIONS FOR THE BATHROOM.

-IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT'S THE IMAGE.

PEOPLE ALREADY THINK ALL LIFEGUARDS DO IS TALK

TO PRETTY GIRLS.

WHAT ABOUT THIS?

WHAT'S THE SPEED LIMIT ON THE BEACH?

-THE BEACH WAS EMPTY, MITCH. DO YOU SEE ANYONE AROUND?

-FOUR MILES AN HOUR, PAL, AT ALL TIMES.

FOUR MILES AN HOUR.

WHAT ABOUT THIS?

WHAT IS THE CARDINAL RULE OF LIFEGUARDING?

THE NUMBER ONE PRIORITY ABOVE ALL ELSE?

-ALL: WATCH YOUR WATER. -HELLO?

-THERE WAS A FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT.

-IT DOESN'T MATTER. YOU CALL IT IN.

YOU LET THE POLICE HANDLE IT.

-WHAT ABOUT THIS?

I'M SURE THAT WAS NOT A PERSONAL CALL.

-IT WASN'T. IT WASN'T, MAN.

-[LAUGHING]

-THERE'S SOMETHING SOMEONE DID RIGHT.

BRIDGET, BRIDGET, BRIDGET.

YOU NEVER LET ANYTHING BLOCK YOUR VIEW.

NO MORE WORK OUTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY.

ONCE AGAIN ON THE PHONE.

-MITCH, I WAS TELLING J.D. ABOUT A VERY SERIOUS RIP.

READ MY LIPS!

-REALLY?

AT WHICH POINT HE SPRINGS INTO ACTION.

-[LAUGHING]

-WELL, IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY.

I HOPE YOU ALL REALIZE WHAT'S AT STAKE HERE.

WE DON'T GET OUR ACT TOGETHER BY FRIDAY,

WE'RE ALL OUT OF A JOB.

-[GROUP MURMURING]

-ALEX: SO, I FINALLY GET TO MEET THE LEGENDARY

MITCH BUCHANNON.

-MITCH: LEGENDARY ACCORDING TO WHO?

-ACCORDING TO THE BACKGROUND CHECK I RAN ON YOU.

-MITCH: BACKGROUND CHECK?

-YEAH, GOT A COPY OF IT BACK AT THE OFFICE

IF YOU'D LIKE TO SEE IT.

WELL, YOU MAY NOT BE AWARE OF THIS, BUT NEXT FRIDAY,

THE BAYWATCH CONTRACT WITH THE COUNTY EXPIRES.

ALEXIS RYKER, LIEUTENANT, BAYGUARD LIFESAVING SERVICES.

MY FRIENDS CALL ME ALEX.

GOT A COPY OF IT BACK AT THE OFFICE IF YOU'D LIKE TO SEE IT.

-NO, FIRST I'D LIKE TO SEE THE PERMIT FOR THE PARASAILOR.

YOU'RE GOING AFTER OUR CONTRACT?

YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS.

-IF IT ISN'T MR. BAYWATCH HIMSELF.

-HELLO, RYKER.

-LIKE THEY SAY, YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU SURE CAN'T HIDE.

-[CHUCKLING]

-SEE YOU KEEP YOURSELF IN GOOD SHAPE.

FOR A MAN YOUR AGE.

-ALL RIGHT, DO ME A FAVOR.

LET'S NOT MAKE THIS PERSONAL.

-WELL, I THINK IT'S ALREADY GOTTEN PERSONAL, DON'T YOU?

-ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

WHY DON'T WE DO OUR BEST TO TRY AND CHANGE THAT.

-WELL, I THINK IT'S ACTUALLY A LITTLE TOO LATE FOR THAT.

SEE, I'VE BEEN WONDERING IF THIS BEACH IS BIG ENOUGH

FOR THE BOTH OF US.

FORTUNATELY, WE WON'T HAVE TO WAIT TOO LONG

TO FIND THAT OUT, NOW WILL WE?

YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY, BUCHANNON.

-YOU, TOO.

RYKER.

-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

-THIS IS BAYGUARD WATER.

-YEAH, WELL THAT MAN NEEDS HELP. NOW LET ME GO.

-WE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.

-GIVE ME THE CAN. -WE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.

-EXCUSE ME, HEY, HEY.

IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?

-YES, THERE'S A PROBLEM. THIS MAN ALMOST BROKE MY NECK.

-WELL, OBVIOUSLY WE HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL.

-YOU HAVE A BIG PROBLEM.

-YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM.

NEXT TIME DON'T LET YOUR CAN DRAG IN THE SAND.

-ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, COME ON. THAT'S IT.

LET'S GO, ARNOLD, COME ON.

-HEY, APRIL.

-APRIL: HEY, BRIDGET.

-YOU'RE INTO FASHION, RIGHT?

YOU EVER HEARD THIS GUY TAMALE?

-ARE YOU KIDDING?

PAOLO TAMALE?

-MM-HM.

-OF COURSE.

YOU MEAN YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF HOT TAMALES?

HE'S THE MOST FAMOUS SWIMWEAR DESIGNER IN THE WORLD.

-NO WAY, NOT THIS GUY.

-I'VE HEARD HE'S A LITTLE WEIRD, BUT I MEAN,

HE'S FROM BRAZIL, SO WHO KNOWS?

WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?

-HE GAVE IT TO ME. SAID HE WAS LOOKING FOR SOME MODELS.

-WELL, WHEN? WHERE?

-BRIDGET: IT SHOULD SAY ON THE CARD.

-WELL, YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, AREN'T YA?

-I COULD USE THE EXTRA MONEY.

-I COULD USE THE EXPOSURE.

YOU'RE WHAT ABOUT A SIZE SIX?

-EXCUSE ME. APRIL, MITCH NEEDS TO SEE YOU RIGHT AWAY.

-OKAY, HERE YOU GO.

-MITCH: APRIL, I MADE AN APPOINTMENT FOR US TO SEE RYKER

AT BAYGUARD HEADQUARTERS.

-WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY TO HER?

-WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE POINT THAT WE RESPOND

TO ALL CALLS.

THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS PROPERTY LINES IN THE OCEAN.

THEY OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.

-MITCH, THAT'S THE GUY WHO STOPPED ME.

-ARNOLD: HERE'S FOR A JOB WELL DONE.

-MAN: COOL, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

-ARNOLD: DON'T WORRY, IT'S ALL THERE.

-YEAH, SEE YA, BROTHER.

-LATER.

-HEY. -CODY: WHAT'S UP, MAN?

MORE HOME VIDEOS.

WHAT'D THEY GET ON US NOW?

WHY'D YOU FREEZE FRAME?

-I JUST SAW THAT GUY TAKE A PAY OFF

OUTSIDE BAYGUARD HEADQUARTERS.

THAT WHOLE THING WAS A SET UP, PAL.

THAT RESCUE WAS STAGED.

-BRIDGET: APRIL, I DON'T THINK THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

-IT'S OKAY, BRIDGET.

EVERY SHIFT WE GET AN HOUR FOR WORK OUT. YOU'RE WORKING OUT.

-BRIDGET: IF MITCH SEES US.

-HE WON'T.

-BRIDGET: WITH ALL THIS VIDEOTAPING GOING ON,

IF WE GET CAUGHT, WE'RE DEAD.

-WILL YOU STOP WORRYING? NOW HOW DOES IT FIT?

-OKAY. IS THIS ALL OF IT?

-YES, NOW LET ME SEE.

-WHAT DO YOU THINK?

-I THINK YOU'LL GET HIS ATTENTION.

AND WHEN YOU DO, YOU HAVE TO BE SURE TO MENTION

THAT IT'S AN APRIL G. ORIGINAL AT WHICH POINT

I'LL HAND HIM MY PORTFOLIO, HE'LL LOVE MY STUFF

AND WE'LL BECOME RICH AND FAMOUS.

-OKAY, CAN I CHANGE BACK NOW?

-NO, I NEED YOU TRY ON ONE MORE SUIT.

-I'M GONNA CHANGE BACK NOW.

-ONE MORE. -BRIDGET: APRIL.

OKAY.

-HEY, MAN. YOU SURE THAT'S LEGAL?

-JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS.

-YEAH, YOU GUYS REALLY THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET

THAT COUNTY CONTRACT?

-THAT'S WHAT I HEAR.

-YOUR CAPTAIN SEEMS PRETTY COOL.

HOW DO YOU LIKE WORKING FOR HER?

-SHE'S A LITTLE TOO CORPORATE FOR MY TASTES,

BUT SHE'S OKAY.

DOES WHATEVER MANAGEMENT TELLS HER.

-I HEAR YA.

I WAS JUST WONDERING 'CAUSE IF YOU GUYS GET THAT CONTRACT,

I WANNA BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

-WE COULD USE A GUY LIKE YOU.

-LET YOUR BOSS KNOW I'M INTERESTED, WILL YA?

-EVERY TIME I CALL YOUR TOWER, YOUR LINE IS BUSY.

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NO PERSONAL CALLS

WHILE YOU'RE ON DUTY.

-WOULD YOU STOP TREATING ME LIKE I'M SOME DAMN ROOKIE?

-MITCH: STOP ACTING LIKE ONE! YOU'RE A VETERAN LIFEGUARD!

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SET AN EXAMPLE HERE!

-GIVE ME A BREAK. YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD IT!

-WELL, I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!

YOU'RE WALKING ON THIN ICE WITH ME, PAL, THIN ICE!

-OH,REALLY? -MITCH: YEAH!

-WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE

TO KICK AROUND 'CAUSE I QUIT!

-MITCH: YOU HAD IT, MAN.

-HERE! TAKE IT!

IT'S ALL YOURS!

-[UPBEAT MUSIC]

♪ ALL GOOD, ALL FINE JUST LET YOUR BEAUTY SHINE ♪

♪ ALL NIGHT, ALL DAY WHAT COULD THEY SAY ♪

♪ NEVER TRY, WON'T KNOW TO SEE HOW FAR YOU'LL GO ♪

♪ SUCCESS COULD ONLY BE A STEP AWAY

♪ DON'T HOLD BACK

♪ HISTORY'S CALLING

♪ DON'T HOLD BACK

♪ THE BOYS ARE FAWNING

♪ DON'T HOLD BACK

♪ IT'S NOW OR NEVER

♪ DON'T HOLD BACK

♪ OHHHHHHHH!

♪ EVERYBODY'S HAVING FUN AND PLAYING IN THE SUN ♪

♪ YOU CAN CATCH ME ON THE RUN THIS CHARMING LIFE ♪

♪ THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM BUT THEY SAY THAT FUN IS FREE ♪

♪ AND YOU KNOW IT'S MEANT TO BE A CHARMING LIFE ♪

♪ HOLD UP, WHO KNEW THEY'D POINT THEIR LENS AT YOU ♪

♪ BE COOL, LEAN IN, AND LET'S BEGIN

♪ NO WORK, ALL PLAY SO SEXY GETTING PAID ♪

♪ WHO KNEW THAT THIS COULD BE PARADISE

♪ DON'T HOLD BACK

♪ HISTORY'S CALLING

♪ DON'T HOLD BACK

♪ THE BOYS ARE FAWNING

♪ DON'T HOLD BACK

♪ IT'S NOW OR NEVER

♪ DON'T HOLD BACK

♪ OHHHHHHHH!

♪ EVERYBODY'S HAVING FUN AND PLAYING IN THE SUN ♪

♪ YOU CAN CATCH ME ON THE RUN THIS CHARMING LIFE ♪

♪ THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM BUT THEY SAY THAT FUN IS FREE ♪

♪ AND YOU KNOW IT'S MEANT TO BE A CHARMING LIFE ♪

-ALEX: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR JOINING ME TODAY.

NOW BAYGUARD IS THE BRAIN CHILD OF VICTOR COLE.

HE'S A FORMER BALBOA ISLAND LIFEGUARD

WHO FORMED THE COMPANY FIVE YEARS AGO.

UNDER HIS DIRECTION, WE HAVE PULLED RESOURCES

WITH 12 PRIVATE CLUBS, PERFORM ONE HIGHLY EFFICIENT,

HIGHLY MOBILE RESCUE FORCE.

CODY, CODY, COME ON OVER, COME ON OVER.

CHIEF, YOU MUST KNOW CODY MADISON.

-CODY. -CODY: CHIEF.

-CODY RECENTLY LEFT BAYWATCH TO JOIN

US HERE AS LIEUTENANT.

-OH, REALLY? I DIDN'T GET A COPY OF YOUR RESIGNATION.

-MITCH HAS IT.

-ACTUALLY HE'S JUST ONE OF WHAT WE HOPE

WILL BE MANY BAYWATCH LIFEGUARDS TO JOIN OUR RANKS.

CODY, I WILL SEE YOU AT THE 4 O'CLOCK STAFF MEETING.

-YOU GOT IT. -ALEX: GREAT.

-CHIEF.

-NOW, CHIEF, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU

ABOUT YOUR SWIMSUITS.

WHO IS YOUR SPONSOR? -CHIEF: SPONSOR?

-ALEX: YES, WHO PROVIDES YOUR SUITS?

-THE TAX PAYERS.

ACTUALLY, I HAVE A LITTLE SECRET FOR YOU.

IF YOU PUT A COMPANY LOGO ON THE SUIT,

THEY PAY FOR THEMSELVES.

-CHIEF: I DON'T THINK WE CAN DO THAT.

-OH, YES, YOU CAN AND YOUR TRUCKS, I CAN GET FORD

TO DONATE THEM FOR YOU.

THEY JUST BUILT US A SPECIAL MODEL WITH A TOWER

IN THE BED.

IT IS STATE OF THE ART.

-YOU'RE SAYING WE CAN GET ALL OF THIS FOR FREE.

-WELL, EVERYBODY IS LOOKING FOR PRODUCT PLACEMENT

THESE DAYS, RIGHT?

I WANT YOU TO PICTURE SOMETHING.

BILLBOARDS ON EVERY TOWER.

WE ARE TALKING PRIME ADVERTISING SPACE.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH REVENUE

THAT CAN GENERATE?

I HAPPEN TO HAVE THE FIGURES FOR YOU RIGHT HERE.

THERE YOU ARE.

I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OUR EMERGENCY TRAINING.

WHY DON'T WE HEAD BACK THIS WAY.

-EXCUSE ME. -ALEX: EXCUSE ME.

GOOD JOB.

-YEAH, OKAY.

-MITCH: YOU ON THEIR TURF?

-YEAH, I'M AT THEIR MOBILE TOWER NOW.

I'LL TAKE A QUICK LOOK INSIDE.

-MITCH: OKAY.

SEE ANYTHING?

-YEAH, THERE'S A COMPUTER.

OKAY, I'M LOGGED ON.

WHOA.

-WHAT'D YOU FIND?

-MOST OF THEIR PEOPLE ARE ONLY UNDER CONTRACT

TILL THE END OF THE MONTH.

THEN THEY ALL GO BACK TO THEIR JOBS IN ORANGE COUNTY.

ALL THAT'S LEFT ARE A BUNCH OF WANNABES.

-NO WONDER SHE'S RECRUITING SO HARD.

-BY THE MIDDLE OF THE SUMMER, SHE'LL HAVE A GRAND TOTAL

OF THREE LIFEGUARDS TRAINED IN OCEAN RESCUE.

REST WILL BARELY KNOW CPR.

-HEY, CODY, CAN YOU GET THAT OFF THE COMPUTER?

-I DON'T KNOW IF THIS THING WILL PRINT OUT.

-MITCH: CODY? CODY, YOU THERE?

-MITCH, KEEP IT DOWN, MAN.

I DON'T WANT TO GET BUSTED IN HERE.

-TOO LATE, OUT OF THE TRUCK.

-HEY, HEY, HEY, MAN. BE COOL, BE COOL.

-HEY, HEY.

AND I HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES FOR YOU.

LET'S GET HIM OUT OF HERE, YOU GUYS.

-MITCH: CODY, WHAT'S GOING ON? ARE YOU THERE?

ALL RIGHT, TOWER 17 TODAY.

BE REAL CAREFUL, THERE'S LOTS OF RIPS

AND THERE ARE A LOT OF KIDS OUT THERE.

-OKAY. -ALL RIGHT, HAVE A GOOD ONE.

-SO, WHAT'S NEXT? TAPPING MY PHONES, READING MY EMAIL?

-DON'T COME ON TO ME LIKE SOME MODEL CITIZEN.

NOT AFTER THE STUNT YOU PULLED.

-WHAT STUNT WOULD THAT BE?

-PAYING OFF THE PARASAILOR TO GO DOWN.

-EXCUSE ME? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

-ALEX, I SAW ONE OF YOUR LIFEGUARDS PAYING OFF A STUNTMAN.

-YOU'RE STARTING TO HALLUCINATE.

-DON'T GIVE ME THAT, LADY.

YOUR WHOLE OPERATION'S A FRAUD.

YOU'RE STAGING PHONY RESCUES, YOU HIRED A TEMPORARY STAFF

UNTIL YOU COULD STEAL AWAY QUALIFIED LIFEGUARDS.

-IT'S NOT ABOUT SAVING LIVES FOR YOU, IS IT?

IT'S ABOUT THE MONEY.

-EXCUSE ME, BUT DO YOU HAVE ANY PROOF

OF THESE ALLEGATIONS?

-WHAT IF I DO?

-WELL, I WOULD RESIGN WITHOUT HESITATION.

BUT UNTIL THEN, I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD JUST

LET US DO OUR JOB, FREE OF OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE.

-MITCH! WE JUST GO A REPORT ON A MISSING KID.

HE'S DISAPPEARED SOMEWHERE BETWEEN TOWER 10

AND THE SAND AND SEA CLUB AND HIS PARENTS ARE FRANTIC.

-PUT J.D. AND BRIDGET ON IT!

-I CAN'T, WE JUST HAD A RIP AT SEVEN AND I HAD TO SEND

THEM THERE AND THERE'S MORE, HE'S A DIABETIC

AND HE NEEDED HIS INSULIN AN HOUR AGO.

-WE'LL FINISH THIS LATER.

-WE'RE ON IT.

-[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

-[SIRENS BLARING]

-DISPATCH: CODE THREE, MALE MISSING BETWEEN TOWER 10

AND SAND AND SEA.

KNOWN DIABETIC. ALL UNITS RESPOND IMMEDIATELY.

-AND NO ONE ON DUTY HAS SEEN ANY SIGN OF HIM.

LOOK, HE COULDN'T HAVE JUST DISAPPEARED.

-BEEN HANGING BILLBOARDS ALL DAY.

-LOVELY AND YOU'VE INTERVIEWED EVERY PERSON

ON THE BEACH?

-NOT EVERYONE. WE JUST TALKED TO PEOPLE

WHO LOOK LIKE THEY MIGHT--

-LOOK, I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE.

IF THEY CAN SEE OUT HERE, YOU TALK TO THEM.

NOW GO FIND THAT KID.

-TWO PEOPLE SAW HIM HEADING IN YOUR DIRECTION

ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.

YOUR PEOPLE SAW NOTHING?

-WE'RE CONDUCTING A THOROUGH SEARCH OF THE AREA

AROUND THE CLUB, WE'LL HANDLE IT.

-THIS ISN'T ABOUT A LIFEGUARD COMPETITION.

IT'S ABOUT A LITTLE BOY'S LIFE.

-WE WILL WORK TOGETHER.

-ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

-[SOLEMN MUSIC]

-EXCUSE ME, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A LITTLE BOY WHO'S MISSING

IN A YELLOW T-SHIRT, HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

-NO. -MITCH: THANKS.

-EXCUSE ME, HAVE YOU SEEN A LITTLE BOY

ABOUT EIGHT YEARS OLD, HE HAD A YELLOW T-SHIRT ON?

-NO, I DIDN'T. -ALEX: NO?

-TERRIFIC, NO ONE'S SEEN HIM.

HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

MY NAME IS MITCH AND I'M A LIFEGUARD.

WE'RE LOOKING FOR A LITTLE BOY WHO'S MISSING

AND HE WAS WEARING A YELLOW T-SHIRT.

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

-YEAH, I SAW A LITTLE BOY WITH A YELLOW T-SHIRT.

HE WENT OVER THERE.

-THANKS.

GATE'S SUPPOSED TO BE LOCKED.

IF HE WENT INSIDE, HE'S IN FOR SOME SURPRISE.

GO GET BACK UP.

-HEY, WHY SHOULD I GO GET BACK UP?

-I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE, YOU HAVEN'T.

GO GET BACK UP.

-YOU GO GET BACK UP.

-NOW GO GET BACK UP!

-I AM THE BACK UP.

-HELLO?

ANYBODY IN HERE?

-ALEX: HELLO.

-WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?

-I'M TRYING TO SAVE A LOST CHILD.

-MITCH: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO CALL FOR BACK UP.

-YOU WANT ME TO STAY HOME AND BAKE COOKIES

WHILE YOU HUNT FOR BEAR, FORGET IT.

-WHAT? NOBODY KNOWS WE'RE IN HERE.

-YES, SO LET'S GET THE KID AND GET OUT, OKAY?

-I WOULDN'T GO THAT WAY.

-WHY NOT?

-THERE'S A DROP OFF.

-WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME THAT WAS THERE?

-I HAD COOKIES IN THE OVEN.

-ALEX: HELLO?

-MITCH: HEY, ANYBODY IN HERE?

-ALEX: CAN YOU HEAR US?

-MITCH: WE'RE LIFEGUARDS. IS ANYBODY IN HERE?

-ALEX: HELLO?

-MITCH: YOU DON'T WANT TO GO THERE.

-WHY NOT? ANOTHER DROP OFF?

-NO, NO, NO.

WHIRLPOOL.

-[SCREAMING]

-HELP!

-ALEX: WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU.

KEEP YOUR HEAD UP!

-HELP!

HELP!

-ALEX: HANG IN THERE! YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.

MITCH: HANG ON! HANG ON!

SWIM TO ME, OKAY?

SWIM TO ME!

HANG ON!

HERE I AM. GRAB MY HAND!

HANG ON, I GOT YA. HANG ON.

OKAY, I GOT YA. I GOT YA.

I GOT HIM.

HANG ON, ALEX, DON'T FIGHT IT.

-ALEX: IT'S STARTING TO PULL ME DOWN.

-DON'T FIGHT IT. JUST GO WITH IT.

I'LL GET TO YA. GO WITH IT.

GRAB MY ARM!

ALL RIGHT, EASY, ALL RIGHT.

-WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

-WE CALL FOR BACK UP!

-THAT'S ALEX'S JACKET.

NO, NO, NO, YOU GO FOR BACK UP.

-WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

-TO PULL THE PLUG.

MITCH! YOU DOWN THERE?

-APRIL! YEAH!

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, YOU GOT A RESCUE CAN?

-YEAH!

-HANG ON TO THE CAN, THROW DOWN THE HARNESS, CODE ON.

GET SOME INSULIN AND HOOK UP THE CAN TO A WENCH.

TURN THIS DAMN THING OFF!

-YEAH! I'LL GET THEM TO SHUT OFF THE POWER!

-GRAB THE BOY. -ALEX: OKAY.

-GOT HIM? -ALEX: GOT HIM.

-ALL RIGHT, LISTEN TO ME. PUT YOUR ARMS THROUGH HERE.

ARMS THROUGH.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. THAT A BOY.

YOU OKAY? -YEAH.

-ALL RIGHT, HANG ON!

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

-HOLD ON.

-I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU.

COME ON!

-WE DID IT.

-WE?

-OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT,

YOU DID IT ALL BY YOURSELF, THE LEGENDARY MITCH BUCHANNON.

I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

-NO, NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. [CHUCKLES]

YOU HAD PLENTY TO DO WITH IT.

-ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS HOSTILE AFTER A RESCUE?

-WILL YOU HURRY UP WITH THAT WENCH?

-REALLY SUCH AN OPPORTUNITY. -BRIDGET: THANK YOU.

-[GROUP TALKING OVER ONE ANOTHER]

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

YOU GUYS DRIVE SAFE.

-MISS TAMALE, COME ON.

-BYE, THANKS.

-I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TURNED HIM DOWN.

-I'M A LIFEGUARD, NOT A HOT TAMALE.

BESIDES, IT'S WINTER TIME IN BRAZIL

AND I'M READY FOR SUMMER.

-I DON'T SUPPOSE THAT PAOLO SAID ANYTHING

ABOUT MY PORTFOLIO. -AS A MATTER OF FACT--

-HE HATED IT, I KNEW IT. FORGET IT, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

-NO, NO, HE SAID YOU WERE A VERY TALENTED DESIGNER

AND THAT YOU SHOULD STOP BEING SO INSECURE.

YOUR TIME WILL COME.

-MY TIME WILL COME, HUH?

WERE THOSE HIS EXACT WORDS?

-WELL, ACTUALLY, HIS ASSISTANT WAS TRANSLATING,

BUT I KNOW THAT'S WHAT HE MEANT.

HE'S RIGHT, APRIL.

-THANKS, BRIDGET.

-LADIES. -APRIL: HEY.

-HEY, CHIEF.

-CHIEF: HI, MITCH.

-WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COUNTY'S COMMISSIONERS?

-THEY COULDN'T MAKE IT.

-HEY, HEY, HANG ON A SECOND.

YOU PROMISED ME THEY WOULD TOUR MY FACILITY

BEFORE THEY MAKE A DECISION.

-THERE'S NO DECISION TO MAKE.

BAYGUARD WITHDREW THEIR BID WHEN ALEX RYKER RESIGNED.

-ALEX RESIGNED.

-I KNOW YOU TWO DIDN'T ALWAYS SEE EYE TO EYE.

-THAT'S OKAY, I WISH HER NOTHING BUT THE BEST

DOWN THERE IN ORANGE COUNTY.

-ACTUALLY, THAT'S WHAT I CAME TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

NOW, THIS IN NO WAY IS A REFLECTION ON THE JOB THAT YOU'RE DOING.

I MEAN, THE BEACH HAS NEVER BEEN SAFER.

-BUT.

-BUT YOU'RE TWO MONTHS BEHIND ON YOUR PAPERWORK

AND 20% OVER BUDGET AT LAST COUNT

AND FRANKLY, I DON'T SEE ANY SIGNS OF IMPROVEMENT.

I MEAN, WE BOTH KNOW THAT ADMINISTRATION IS NOT

YOUR STRONG SUIT, I MEAN, YOU'RE A FIELD GENERAL.

-A FIELD GENERAL.

-EXACTLY WHICH IS WHY I'VE DECIDED TO BRING ALEX IN AS A--

-NO.

-CHIEF: AS AN ADMINISTRATIVE CONSULTANT--

-DON'T YOU DO THIS TO ME.

-ON A TEMPORARY BASIS.

IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT, WE'LL TRY A DIFFERENT APPROACH.

IN THE MEANTIME, I BROUGHT HER BY

TO SHOW HER THE HEADQUARTERS.

-MORNING, CHIEF. -CHIEF: MORNING.

-LIEUTENANT BUCHANNON.

-YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. GOOD MORNING.

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS.

-NOW MITCH, COME ON, WE'RE BOTH MATURE ADULTS.

I'M SURE WE CAN TRY TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE THIS WORK

FOR BOTH OF US.

NOW COME ON, I WANT A GRAND TOUR.

YOU KNOW YOU LIKE ME. COME ON.

-[LAUGHING]

-[END THEME PLAYING]