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[Singing Lingdi Lingdi song form Kotabommali P.S]

Which flat?

Sir! Sir! - Come on. - Thank you, sir.

Which flat?

It's 407, sir. - I see.

What's your flat number?

What? My flat number? It's 402.

Okay.

Why do you need my flat number? - I asked because you asked me.

I see.

You are being too smart.

Good morning, sir. - Good morning.

Where is 407? That way or this way?

Which flat? - 407, sir.

Oh, to Gana?

What is that? - It's delivery, sir.

A delivery without getting married?

Well, it's a... delivery, sir. - What's in it?

It's a sealed piece, sir.

Gana who will receive it is also sealed. Go.

Sealed? Does it mean he's not married?

Which house?

407, ma'am.

The last one.

Oh no. Hey!

4 parcels came in this week.

Oh my.

I think he is getting a lot of side income from the register office.

Oh no... - Hey!

Yes! What?

Gana is a gentleman. A very good guy. - Yes. He is a great human.

You always leave all the dishes for me to clean, And you inquire about gossip from every flat.

Don't I know about you? Gana Sir pays salary on the 1st of every month.

Which flat? - 407.

Mr.Gana's flat will be on the right at the end.

Okay.

Who is Gana by the way?

I should know about him.

Excuse me, madam. - Yes, I am coming.

Give it here. - Tell me the OTP, madam.

What's that? - It's the bed for our new car.

Which car, madam? - We are yet to buy a car.

Then why did you buy a bed?

The current offer might not be

Yes.

Are you Gana? - No. I am his younger brother.

What? Then who is Gana?

Mom, mom. There's dad beside you.

There's grandpa beside grandma.

Then where is aunt beside uncle?

I searched this on Google, too.

It's not giving me an answer.

People are buying used items on OLX.

I don't understand why they are not buying a fresh piece.

Gayatri. - Yes.

I'll tell you. Take a seat.

Even Shiva and Parvati faced this.

Even if Ganapati was the elder one,

his younger brother Subrahmanya got married first.

All the gods went to Lord Brahma together and asked him.

Then Lord Brahma sent two wives for Ganapati named Siddhi and Buddhi.

Why do we need 2-3? We are dying to find one.

We are ready. Tell me if your prayer is done.

Let's go for the alliance meeting and score a half century.

Mom. - What, dear? - The right side one on the front

is the flat which we bought recently.

Dear, we should buy a car by the time we hold the house-warming party.

We saved 5 lakhs until now.

Instead of 5000, from this month you should give me 10000.

We are taking other people’s cars every time.

Move aside.

Greetings, sir. - Greetings.

Please come, take a seat.

Take a seat.

She is my wife Ratnam.

Greetings, madam. - Greetings, madam.

The inauspicious time will start. Please call the bride.

Sure thing.

Please give them to her.

Thank you.

Keep it there.

Take a seat.

Hey!

The girl looks cultured, right? - Yes.

If you want to talk to the girl, go to the garden and talk, son.

Hmm? Come.

He is my husband.

What?

What about the groom? - It is my brother. What?

To look for a bride for your brother, did you come here with a child and your wife?

Dear! - Oh no.

Wait a minute.

Hello, dude. - Yes. - Idiot! I will beat you with a slipper.

Please be seated, madam.

A guy who has a child is looking for a bride for his elder brother.

Didn't you feel that it is fishy when you heard this, idiot?

Well, dude... - I will kill you if you say anything.

Please be seated, madam.

1 kg sweets, half litre of milk for coffee,

1 litre of juice, to serve them a new set of cups and trays.

Two sarees for the mother and daughter and all of them cost 12000.

Who is going to bear those expenses? You idiot!

Dear! - What happened?

As Gurumurthy told them everything,

I sent the bride's photo to Gana via WhatsApp.

But I am unable to delete it.

How should I tell him that this didn't workout as well?

Hey! Come on.

File this application and stick this photo on the notice board.

Finish the registration.

This will become a double registration. I won't do it.

- Really?

Now?

I won't.

Oh.

Hey! You are a government office after all.

Do what I say.

A government officer will do what we say, take bribes, pee if threatened,

come running to us if we have a recommendation.

The public already has a bad opinion about us.

That's wrong.

Hey! You are messing with unnecessarily.

You come to the office at 10 am in the morning.

Your wife and kids will be alone until 6 pm.

He's doomed. He mentioned the wrong point.

I am not married and you mention my wife and kids?

Even if we looked for 49 potential alliances,

I am already tense if my 50th alliance will be okayed.

Why are you threatening me? Ouch.

Why can't you be careful? - What? He is not married?

Come here.

Don't ask that one question.

Hey! Are you married? - I am!

But I am not married.

Hey! What about you? Are you married too?

No, sir.

No? We both are on the same page.

You should treat your body sensitively.

Girls won't like you if your body is hurt. Be seated. Okay, sir.

Varalu, order a tea for brother. Hey!

Hey, what about you? Are you married?

I married twice.

I didn't even get married once.

Why would you marry twice?

Also what will happen to our singles?

Why can't you leave one for us?

Please take her, sir. I am also thinking of leaving her.

Really? Let me see her once.

By the way,

are you feeling sorry that I am not married yet? Go and sit there.

Hey! You... -Wait, wait.

Married guys come to this side and unmarried guys come to that side.

What?

You are not yet married? Brother, come and sit.

Hey, stop it! You wait.

Are you married yet or not?

You got engaged. - Yes.

Oh no. You should be more careful.

Hey, Varalu. Order one juice for my brother.

Go and sit in the air conditioned room. Come on.

Hey! Who the hell are you?

We are divorced. - Divorced? So what?

Sir. Sir! Please, sir. Let them go.

Okay.

Hmm.

Please let me know if you know a good girl.

I am not particular about caste.

Sir, what about the registration?

Would you let one girl marry two people?

Registration is also the same. Please get going.

Excuse me.

Who will pay the compensation for the broken government property?

Repair the broken properties.

I have been waiting here since 2 hours.

Where are you? Come fast.

Oh no. It's getting late. Why is she not coming yet?

Why are you tense, brother?

I should get married urgently.

This is not the first night to do urgently, this is marriage.

All the proofs should be correct.

You will get married if nobody objects when your photo will be put up on a notice board for a month.

These many thanthus(processes) for one marriage?

That's why they said marriage is a process and not an urgency.

There so much meaning in that mantra?

Let's not talk about mantras. But I can tell you of an easy way.

- What is that? It's nothing, just give me 25000, you'll be married.

25000?

Oh. Then do one thing.

Go there and get an application worth 25 rupees. And stand in the line.

They will call you after 25 days.

In the meanwhile your lover will marry him... - Hey, no!

I have one and only lover.

Where is the girl? - She is on the way. - ask her to come.

Hey! Did our family go to talk with this girl?

She will look great beside you.

Just like Anushka Sharma beside Virat Kohli.

Hey, tell me why you are here.

You should help a guy I know get married. The guy is poor and the girl is rich.

I don't think it will be balanced.

It did, Gana. Well if you bring that couple together by blessing me

with this girl... God will bless you to marry her.

Nothing happened even after he got 200 couples married.

Would he get married because of this?

If you talk too much you will end up like the guys earlier.

Hey! Go and call them first. -Super

Varalu.

What happened, Gana?

If I make them get married the god will bless and would he make me marry this girl?

I really don't know that this girl is that girl and that girl is this girl, Gana.

Sir, any problem? - No problem. I will help you.

It's my karma. - Brother, take this.

What about this brother?

They already gave it to me. It's prepaid.

What is that sweet box? Did you get a promotion?

Or did you create a record in getting couples married?

If you talk badly I will kill you and make sure that the paper you are reading will have your photo printed the next day.

He is annoying everybody after getting retired.

When I see you come, I can already say that it is lunch time, Mr.Gana.

What's with that sweet box?

You went to look for a bride for me this morning.

Did she give you? - Yes.

Because she wants to marry you?

No. She married another guy and gave it to me.

Why don't you just have lunch at her wedding?

I said I will bring you there. If you get ready fast, let's go together.

You must be thinking that I changed and became serious lately.

The comedy in me is still the same. Better not tap.

You won't become Kantara if you launch counters. You should have content.

Look! If you scare me like this I will stop eating rice from today.

Please do that. My work will reduce and you will lose weight as well.

I just said that I will stop eating rice, not breakfast.

I want green gram dosa. - Green gram dosa?

With upma. Get it ready. I will come and eat.

Subbu.

I think it will be better to look for a girl who is a close relative instead of a distant one.

Yes, tell me. Is everything fine?

Yes, everything is fine.

They are planning to look for a girl who is a close relative for Mr.Gana.

Until he gets married, don't send sister here.

Do you get me?

Okay. My friend is coming. I will call you later. Hang up.

I called you just now. Why should I hang up already?

Please understand.

Give me a kiss. - No, it is not possible now.

I won't hang up. - Oh no, why don't you understand?

She is beside me.

Please give me. - I already told you.

I will call you again. - It is not possible now, hang up.

Hey, hey! What are you doing?

Here.

Siddi, why did you do that?

Oh, the sound is mine. But the emotion is yours.

Poor him. He hasn't even proposed to me yet.

Lucky.

Fine. Even after he does, he only wants this.

He is not like everybody else. He is a good guy.

Oh really? That's impossible.

All the men are the same. They will always wait for a chance.

Not all men are the same, Siddi.

You won't understand.

I should show you practically.

Super! Click one more, Gana.

Give me a minute. I got a call. - Gana!

Wait. Look now. - Where are you going?

I am almost done! Selfish fellow.

I will click my selfies.

The waves are screaming.

Bro, the background won't appear good in the selfies.

Why would a guy with no background care about it?

I only have one friend. My selfish friend left me because he got a call.

Should I help you? -Why would you take the trouble?

Please click some.

Please make sure that this background appears good.

Please go back a little, bro. - Okay.

What is she doing?

A little more. - Still?

The waves are not appearing in the background properly.

She is unable to click photos properly.

Still more. - I can't go back any more than this.

Okay?

Hey!

Hey! - Help!

Help!

I will hug the person who saves him.

I'll even kiss you.

I found his DP.

Did you see that? All men are the same.

Not everybody! Few people are special.

Look there.

Hey, wait! Wait! Put me down. Put me down! Put me down!

I know how to swim.

These bloody idiots are touching me everywhere.

Hi!

You enlightened me without your knowledge.

Thank you.

They said hard work will give success.

They didn't mention whose hard work will give success to whom.

Also Gana, your time has started.

You are a gentleman.

Thank you.

Give this phone to your friend.

Hi, this is my brother-in-law's card.

He has a government job with a good salary and he owns an apartment.

Why are you telling me all this?

Actually he is not yet married. - I see.

You are not wearing any toe rings. So...

The ring on my finger is yet to reach my toes.

Oh, no problem.

If not you, somebody you may know will be interested.

I still have some cards. Please keep them. Thank you.

Gana, everybody is getting married. What about you?

Don't ask me that one question.

Bachelors feel that it will be good if they get married.

Married people like us will think that bachelor's life is better.

What do you feel, by the way?

Undoubtedly, marriage and wife are a torcher.

You were talking about torture.

I didn't say torture. I was saying that you're the torch bearer of my life.

I see.

Why are you here?

You said I am a bearer. That's why I am here. - Oh.

They are calling on to the stage to bless the couple. Where is the gift?

I kept it in the car because I couldn't carry it around.

If I had left you thinking that I will not live in peace if I marry you

I would have married an American guy like Sridevi.

Yuck. - I am going to America, give me Sridevi's address.

You want Sridevi's number? - Dial in 100.

Hey, I forgot about this.

You should drop me at the airport.

Okay.

Let's go to the stage and greet them. Come on.

Hi, this is my brother-in-law's card.

He is single...

Hey, what is this? - She is doing what she can, Gana.

Hi! How are you? - Hi.

I am good. How are the arrangements?

Everything is fine.

Why did you invite us to the reception instead of marriage?

Neither were we invited for the wedding.

They met on a matrimonial website, it seems. They got married by just exchanging garlands.

As there was no other option, we held a reception.

Why all that now? Come on.

Come on.

These are my classmates.

Hi! I am Gana! - Bharath.

Is he an NRI? - Yes, brother.

Then you should be careful.

No, brother. He will take good care of me.

I am asking you to take good care of him.

Brother! - I was just joking.

All the best, brother-in-law. Take care of our sister. - Sure.

You've already seen our gang otherwise. - Yeah, yeah.

Hey, come on. Let's click some pictures. - Come on, come on.

What I heard is right. You look great.

If a girl comes to us and says that we look great, it means she fell for us.

Follow her.

There will be nothing like that. - Just go, Gana. - Follow her. Go.

Hey, Gana! Did you recognise me?

You... -It's me, Pavitra.

Pavitra? Is it you? You did not change at all!

Don't exaggerate. I used to be slim in the past.

I just got chubby now.

Gana, this is my daughter Sumitra.

Sir, I heard that my mom used to have a crush on you during her school days.

Why bring that up now?

It's nothing, Gana.

It's her marriage next month. You should attend with your family.

He should have a family to bring.

It's my brother-in-law. He is not married yet.

Please let me know if you know about a good alliance.

You are super! Like how a person hits on both the siblings,

when the mother hit on you in your childhood, now you hit on her daughter!

Hey, shut up you all!

We did.

Hey! Gana! Ouch! Man! Oh no! Ouch!

Oh no! Ouch!

Hey, check if he is fine.

He will be fine... I have to catch my flight. Please, go.

What is wrong, why are you like that?

I was told not to go to the office.

Why?

There's recession. They laid me off.

They haven't been paying me a salary for the past 2 months.

I haven't paid my hostel fees yet.

Don't worry. I will pay the hostel fees.

You can try for the job in the meantime.

Wait, are there any openings in your office?

There will be.

But the terms and conditions will be very strict.

If you make a mistake, the consequences will be very serious.

Would there be any more serious situation than realising that you won't get your salary at the end of the month?

I am fine with any conditions.

If you decide, then it's okay.

I will talk with my boss. - Thanks.

Madam, take this.

Okay. - Madam.

Take the glasses. - Take it.

Congrats, Devi. You finally bought a car. Your dream came true.

No, Mr.Gana. I did not buy it. It is a test drive car.

Test drive? What about these vegetables?

Well, it's a huge car. So I asked him if it is possible to park it in the vegetable market.

He said yes and took me there.

He parked his car and I bought vegetables.

How did he allow you to go to these many places when it is a test drive?

Why would he be quiet?

He asked me. And as I wouldn't keep his hard work I gave him.

How much did you give?

Five. - Five hundred?

I gave him a five star rating, Mr Gana.

Rating? -Do you know that it is a crime if you call people on a Sunday morning.

Where are you going, Mr.Gana?

Well, mom told me to meet Auntie Rajitha once.

Oh. - Auntie?

You started going after aunties leaving girls? Yuck.

You have been disappointing me every time I think that you won't stoop lower than this.

Would you stop your satires?

He will say that.

Please come back with good news.

I will make chicken with gares.

Chicken? - Yes.

Then let's go there fast, Gana.

I ate chicken a long time ago yesterday.

Bye!

Okay, bye. - Bye.

They have two daughters.

This is their first daughter.

The second girl is already getting matches.

But the older one should get married first.

Your family's situation will repeat.

The girl is looking nice. Why didn't she get any matches until now?

She got married two years ago already. But she got divorce.

Divorce? - Coffee, sir. - No, thank you.

Absolutely not.

For what?

I don't know.

You are also struggling to find matches.

Are you asking him to adjust or telling him to be happy with that?

I am telling him to get married.

Look, Gana.

These days, do you know what girls are expecting in a guy?

No matter how great of a job he does,

'Does he have a sister? Would his parents live with him?'

They have hundreds of wishes like that. But you all want to stay together.

Also you are over aged.

Put your profile beside their wishes and check.

You will understand your situation.

Gana.

We don't have the right to say that their wishes are wrong.

Also I don't have the habit of looking down upon myself by comparing with others.

I don't think that I have a great wish, expecting my wife to come into my family which is staying together for the past 30 years.

Gana didn't take me for lunch because of Auntie Rajitha.

He said he will come later, I will eat first.

I'm starving already.

How could she bring up a second marriage when we inquired about a potential wedding alliance?

I told her to look for a good alliance because she knows about our family situation.

I didn't expect her to talk like that.

Enough. Serve them.

Chicken!

How does Gana seem to her?

But I'm asking this because I don't know,

What does Mr.Gana lack?

He's looking quite tall, like a metro pillar...

What do you say? - Enough!

What does he lack?

He will look like Yash from KGF if he wears a suit.

Yes! Does he lack a job?

He has a government job in the registration office. Serve me a gare.

Okay.

He wouldn't agree.

If he accepts bribes, he can sleep on 2000 bills.

Exactly! What else does she want?

What does he lack? - He is over aged, it seems.

Age? Why do they care about age?

These days women are not getting married until they turn 30.

Correct. - Yes.

Have it, brother.

It's been a long time since I had plain rice.

It will be good if there is curry.

I will get the chicken. - Thank you, thank you.

This one! This is a big piece.

Parcel, madam. - I am coming!

Why can't you eat what she served? Idiot!

Sir! Are you Mr.Gana?

It's not me! Get out.

He is not Mr.Gana, either?

Man, these guys come at the wrong time.

Have it, mother-in-law.

Oh no.

Why did you wash your hands already? - I am not hungry.

Also if he didn't do that that day, this wouldn't have happened today.

It was all done by him.

This is what I tell you not to do!

Just because she said that, why would you blame him?

What does he lack? What does your son lack?

The salt is a little less.

What? - You did not serve curry to Subbu.

Why can't you ask, dear? - Forget it.

I don't want to eat.

Why would you tie food with emotion?

It is wrong. I didn't even have my lunch.

Forget it! Mother-in-law doesn't eat if Mr.Gana does not.

You won't eat if she does not. How could we eat if you all do not?

Am I right, brother? - Yes, that's right.

Well, rice was already served on my plate.

They say rice is a form of God. It will get wasted.

That's correct. I will make sour rice with it tomorrow.

Rajitha!

How could you freeze just because the chicken was kept in the fridge?

We will eat outside if it is not at home.

When I paid him 150 rupees he gave me biryani on a plate.

I am not talking about this plate.

It's about my marriage.

Don't worry, Gana. To look for alliances there will be Auntie Girija if not Aunt Rajitha.

If not them, there are Vivah Vedika, Parichay Vedika,

marriage brokers and matrimonies.

Gana, matrimony!

What? Happy Matrimony, Gana.

It is on the way to our office.

There are ads about it on the TV. Popular celebrities acted in them.

If you pay them 25000 you will get married easily.

25000? That is too much.

If the rating is good, that means the quality is good.

If the quality is good, obviously the rate will be high, Gana.

You say nothing. We both are going to Happy Matrimony tomorrow, that is fixed.

Please fill this form, okay? - oh my God!

I think we came to a spa mistaking it as a matrimony.

I think the matrimony office is downstairs. - Sir, sir!

This is the matrimony office, sir.

Oh. - Oh.

It was built great. - Are you Kamma, Kapu or Brahmin?

Whatever your caste is, or if you have no caste,

come alone to the Happy Matrimony and leave with a partner.

Easy registration and guaranteed alliance.

Call us immediately. 91910

77777.(sounds like cry)

Should we cry these many times?

Excuse me. I have a request.

Please change the sevens of your number.

Or at least change the person reading it.

Please change both if possible. - Okay, sir.

Come on. - Okay, let's go.

Madam.

Yes, how may I help you?

I am trying for an MLA ticket, would you help me with that?

For sure... What do you mean?

Then what? I need a girl to marry.

Oh, congratulations, sir.

For what?

If you step on the door of our office, the bride will definitely step on your house's door.

That is the speciality of our matrimony.

Shall we go? - Where are you going, sir?

Well, we didn't step on the door while entering the office.

I will be back after stepping on it.

There's a good comedian in you, sir.

Thank you. - Tell me something new.

I will tell you, come on. - Let's go.

For whom are you looking for a girl? - For him.

It's for me.

You are getting married already?

Don't tell me he is getting married at a very young age.

Hey, stop it! - There is nothing like that, sir.

Did you bring your photos? - I brought two. - Okay.

What about Aadhar card, PAN card and payslip?

Oh no. I did not know that we should bring them.

Oh no, that is the government's rule sir. We can't register your profile without them.

Then I will bring them tomorrow. - It's okay, it's okay.

Just send me on WhatsApp. You don't have to come.

Please fill in the application form first.

Why is this so long like a home loan application?

All those include the government's rules.

Your marriage has nothing to do with this.

This is for our office registers.

Would you lie down on the couch and read it? Just sign it.

Which scheme are you taking by the way, sir?

What do you mean?

Well, we have schemes based on everybody's needs and urgency.

Do you have a brochure for this?

We do. Check it out. - Okay.

First is the general, sir. The cost is 10000.

It has 6 months validity. We will post you on the public domain.

What about the result? - Depends on your luck.

Next is silver, sir. We will send your profile to 10 members ourselves.

What about the result? - This also depends on your luck.

And next is gold.

We will give the numbers of the categories you select and

you can talk to those 10 members directly.

What about the result? - It's our luck.

That's right.

And then next is Platinum Scheme, sir.

Even if platinum is expensive, it looks like silver.

I will opt for the gold package.

Okay, cool.

Rita! - Yes, ma'am. - So he is a gold member.

Collect the amount from them and show them girls' profiles.

- Okay, madam. - Bye.

What? You want to get married already?

Huh?

Why do you want to get married already?

They are saying the same dialogue to everybody like flight attendants.

We should wear a seat belt.

Enter your ID in this iPad.

Select 10 profiles from it and we will forward the numbers to you.

I have a doubt, Gana.

What if all these 10 girls like you?

Until now, everybody rejected us.

But for the first time, we are going to reject 9 out of 10 girls.

I am really thrilled just thinking about it.

“Hey warrior King, there is the beautiful queen”

“Look, with wide open eyes and letting her shy away”

“Once she aims to achieve, wins the gold medal”

“That’s my tension, if something goes wrong once I marry”

“She’d break me like a bow, I don’t need this girl”

“She’d pierce me with arrows and does black magic, I don’t need her”

“She’d break me like a bow, I don’t need this girl”

“She’d pierce me with arrows and does black magic, I don’t need her”

“Hey warrior King, there is the beautiful queen”

“This girl is a Doctor”

“She writes love letter in such a shabby manner”

“This girl is a lawyer”

Madam argues hard and denies everything”

“Fine, look here at this B E D teacher” “You’ll have no problem with her, Mister”

Teacher never even accepts if copied” “It’ll be a torture if I look at her secretly”

“No need, I don’t want any of these”

“Hey warrior King, there is the beautiful queen”

“This girl is an air hostess”

“Family will be like a lamp in the air”

“This Miss is from Software”

“She’d bring laptop into the bedroom and where’s the pleasure”

“She is a famous YouTuber, is she ok?” “You too can become famous”

"She got my brain buzzing with her 'like and share' request."

“She'd press bell icons life long”

“No need, I don’t want any of these”

“Don’t bring in average and get me into that, I don’t need”

“I’ll search a girl of my tatse, don’t show me any”

Hello!

Does he live here?

He used to, sir. But he left recently.

Where did he go?

Why would they tell us where they will go, sir?

He is not here either, it seems. Don't stop searching.

I am sorry.

I am sorry, sir. I was not cautious.

It's okay. It is my mistake.

Do you live in this area?

No. I came here for something. Why?

Well, my close friend has been missing for a long time.

I am wondering if you saw him.

Show me if you have his photo. I will tell you if I know him.

One second.

It's okay. It's not working. You may go.

Sir, did you find out anything about him?

He left this place, it seems.

Let's go.

Focus on the work.

Why did you both come to the office late?

I heard you went to the matrimony. -Oh, the information got leaked?

Don't tell me your alliance is fixed. - It's almost done.

We have 10 numbers in our hand.

Even if one number becomes a match, the marriage is fixed.

What if nothing works out?

You will be doomed.

Forget about him. Just call them.

Turn on the speaker, Gana. - Yes.

He should die with jealousy. - Just do it.

Hello? - Hello, who is this?

Hello, my name is Ganapathi.

I got your number from the matrimony office.

I like your profile.

If you like my profile, I am fine with this alliance.

I am a mother of two. You want to marry me?

I am sorry, madam. Why did the matrimony office give your number to me?

That's the number I gave them 4 years ago.

Oh no. - Narayana Narayana.

Mr.Narayana! What is this meeting instead of working? Just go. Go!

Get out of here.

Hello. - Hello. - Who is this?

I saw your photo this morning. You look like a Bapu's picture.

Thank you.

Where did you see me? On FB or Insta?

In the matrimony office.

Really? I never gave my photo to them.

They gave your number to me.

I really like you. If you like me, I will marry you.

Dear! - Hey! Who the hell are you?

You want to marry my wife? - What happened to him?

Why is he howling? - How dare you! Tell me your address if you have guts.

Why are you not responding?

Do you think I can't know if you don't say? - Please stay on the line for a minute.

Just one minute. - I am asking you politely.

Tell me your address!

What happened? - Don't underestimate me because I am short.

As you are creating a nuisance by calling us midnight, I will put you behind the bars, idiot.

What happened? What is wrong?

Look, Gana. This guy called me and said my wife looks like a Bapu's picture.

And said he wants to marry her.

When we asked him, he said that the matrimony office gave him the number.

Hello? Hello? This idiot hung up.

Give it to me, brother. I will deal with him. - Devi.

Don't!

What is this, dear? Look, you disturbed everybody during midnight.

Let's file a complaint with the police. We can't take it lightly...

Police complaint?

Hey! Tell me your address.

Bring men if you want.

Bring goons if you want!

The area and timing is up to you.

I will come alone and smash you.

Because of people like you,

my brother-in-law, who is like Lord Rama, is not yet married.

Just because you have a phone you can't call everybody! Yuck! You crazy...

He hung up. Brother, he will not call you again.

Tell me if he calls again. I will deal with him.

Thanks a lot.

Mr.Gana, you have a business to take care of.

Shall we go? - Let's go. - Yes, yes. - Let's go.

Why did you call her?

The matrimony office really gave her number.

It's Karma! - Let's go. - Okay, let's go, Gana.

Really?

You provided random mobile numbers? How dare you?

This is cheating!

I will file a case on all of you. I will drag you all to the court.

What happened, sir?

Did the people whom you called say that they are already married?

So you gave me those numbers deliberately?

We don't know, sir. The people who are married should inform us.

They won't. But we, with the determination that we should help them get married,

even if they don't pay us,

we will not remove their numbers from the registers and files.

And we will get scolded by people like you.

Oh no. Please don't cry.

Sir, this is just a human error, sir.

It's okay, please don't cry.

Let's go and talk somewhere else, sir.

By the way, which package are you on, sir?

It's gold. - Oh no.

That's the package people who are not settled in life take.

Are you not settled? - Why not? I settled long back.

Then please opt for platinum, sir.

Don't human errors happen there?

No mistakes will happen? - No chance.

Because this is a meet-to policy.

The girls will come and meet you in this package.

You both can meet directly and talk.

If everything goes well, you can exchange your hearts as well.

We fixed thousands of marriages in this package. Check if you want.

How much does this package cost?

Well, it is just 25000.

Well, are there no offers?

The actual price is that.

But I will bring it down for you, please pay 20000.

Please lower the price by 10000.

For you! Just for you!

Okay?

Here is 10000.

Why 10000?

You asked for 20,000. I told you to lower it by 10.

I gave you ten. Just for you. Only for you.

Excuse me. - Yes.

For him! Just for him, show the profiles of Platinum Package.

- Okay, madam.

Hello? - Hello.

Tell me Siddhi.

Hi.

Hi. - Please be seated.

Have you been here for a long time?

Well... -He had 3 coffees and 2 water bottles.

Take it.

Thanks.

Did you recognise me?

Did we meet earlier?

You hugged and kissed me on the beach that day.

Oh, yeah!

Gentleman.

You left after kissing me. How should I tell you about my problem?

I keep doing things in the heat of the moment. That is all.

We cannot always be like that.

At one point of time we will have to stop and think.

Then the decision we make at the time will change our life.

Are you lecturing me?

No, no. I was just going with the flow.

Fine, tell me something which is not on your profile.

I have got 200 couples married and till now.

Why? Are you a priest?

No, no. I work in the sub registrar’s office.

Oh, yes, yes. I saw it on your profile.

What else? - I really like you.

What? - I liked you that day itself.

That is the past.

Look, in the scheme we both received 10 profiles each.

You met me first in my list.

I should meet the remaining 9 people.

I should talk with them, check the compatibility and cross check.

It's my life, you shouldn't be hasty.

What do you say?

That's correct though. - You also have nine options.

Would anybody put you as an option?

They will definitely work it out.

Thanks. But I should share my life.

So… I have my own set of rules.

Another person is waiting for me.

So…

See you. - Okay.

Even though platinum and silver look alike, platinum is definitely unique.

Her name is Siddhi. - Whose name?

The girl who kissed me at the beach.

'My hard work benefited you.' Did you meet her again?

Yes, I met her in the platinum scheme earlier.

Super! Did she say yes to you?

No, she kept me waiting.

She is saying that she still has nine options left.

Take it for granted, Gana. Not only she has, but you also do.

Go for others. - But I really...

Gana, did life ever give you options?

You just went with the flow.

For the first time you have nine options with you.

Why don't you want options?

Who is that?

It's an unknown number. - Give it, give it here.

Hey! - Yeah!

Hello, is it Mr.Ganapati?

Yeah. - I am Appu.

You are a platinum member, right?

Yeah, yeah.

Me too. - Yeah. - Shall we meet?

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, then. Let's meet at 10:30am tomorrow.

Yeah yeah.

Who is that? It's your option number one.

Her name is Aparna a k a Appu. You should meet her at 10:30 a.m. tomorrow. Just go.

No, Varalu.

You are not an option, Gana. You are unique.

Please.

Hello. - Hello?

Hi! - Hi!

Hi, I am Appu.

Give me a second.

Shall we go from here?

Why?

Everybody is looking at us weirdly.

I think they like my dress.

Chitti, one ice cream. -Okay Madam.

I am a regular here.

What else?

I decided. I liked you.

I think we should wait if we look for an auspicious moment for our wedding.

But I am ready now.

Oh, oh, that's too fast.

I still have 8 more options... After I see them,

It's okay. Come on, let's go to the beach. - In this outfit?

Chitti, write the bill in the account. -Ok Madam.

Come on, come on. Let's not waste the time. You will enjoy my company, come on.

Why would you go to the beach at this hour? - It's been a long time since I saw you.

Please listen to me. - Why are you not coming outside ?

Hey, Gana.

Hi! - Hi!

No, no. She is... - Hi! One second.

I am Appu.. He is Gana. Our couple looks great, right?

Yes.

All the best. Thank you.

Bye.

Ms.Siddi, please don't misunderstand. - Please come.

Oh my!

When is your marriage, Gana?

I am ready, uncle.

You are looking for an alliance for your daughter. Right?

If you are fine, I am okay with it.

What?

Come on! Everybody is concentrating on you.

He won't give his daughter to me, but he was inquiring about my marriage.

Why didn't you bring your wife, Mr.Gana?

No, no. She is the one who was sent by the matrimony.

I called her just to discuss it, but she came ready to marry me.

She didn't even let go of your hand. - Well, that is...

She is really stubborn. She is not listening to me.

Oh, you got to a lot of things about her.

Look, Devi. Whatever you think,

I didn't like that girl and I rejected her.

Dear,

is the news telecasting about any earthquakes or thunderstorms?

Why?

Until now, girls were rejecting Mr.Gana.

But for the first time he rejected somebody.

Oh my God.

I didn't think in this angle. - Hey.

Listen to me. Otherwise your life will end up similar to our neighbour Ganapathi.

Who is that?

Hi.

Did you miss your bus?

I thought I missed it. But I don't want to miss it.

By the way, did you say yes to that girl?

Not only to her, I am telling everybody that you are there.

I already told you that I have 9 more options.

I also have 9 options. But I want to marry you.

Please say yes.

Please don't ask me that.

Until you say okay to me I will keep asking that.

“Oh no, please wait”

“Why not listen to what heart says”

“Your print is in the heart”

“It will not be gone forever”

“You made a stamp once I saw you”

“Thus, I’m behind you like this”

“All is well if you show mercy on me”

“Come on, don’t get sulked”

Oh Madam, I’m waiting for you”

Oh Madam, I’m waiting for you”

Oh Madam, I’m waiting for you”

Oh Madam, I’m waiting for you”

"My love for you is enduring and unwavering."

"My Life without you would crumble into ruins."

"You are the sole ray of hope in my lifeline."

“I’ll fulfill my offering once I get you”

“That’s why I’m doing circles around you”

Oh Madam, I’m waiting for you”

Oh Madam, I’m waiting for you”

Oh Madam, I’m waiting for you”

Oh Madam, I’m waiting for you”

"Enwrap me in the folds of your saree."

"Grace my home with your presence."

"I'll devote my life to you, standing by your side forever."

"I'll treat you like a princess."

"I'll agree for you, and flowers will line your path."

Oh Madam, I’m waiting for you”

Oh Madam, I’m waiting for you”

Oh Madam, I’m waiting for you”

Oh Madam, I’m waiting for you”

Thanks. - Why?

You agreed, right? - When did I?

You rejected everybody and kept me waiting. Doesn't that mean you agreed?

I should think a lot about you.

Your simplicity, attitude, behaviour, planning. Everything is okay.

You look at your life like a job.

But I see it as a celebration.

I am not saying that you are wrong.

But I am saying that you are not correct for me.

But I feel that you are the right one for me.

Because... It's impressive.

But travelling on the same path together...

I think it is hard.

My life is not the profile you have seen.

That's why I want you to get a girl who is better than me.

What's wrong? - She suddenly fainted.

I called you because I didn't know what to do.

Mom, we all are here. You will be fine.

Please go that way. - Okay.

You will be fine. Don't worry.

Oh no. You will be fine.

Please don't get tense.

The doctor will come. He will come.

The doctor is calling you.

Doctor, how is mom?

Mr.Gana. It is a bit serious.

But it's okay. It is a mild stroke.

Regular check up, medicine, exercise are enough for now

We will discharge in 2 days. - Okay, doctor.

Take care.

Gana.

How are you now, mom?

I am fine.

I am afraid that I might die before seeing your marriage.

Please get married fast.

I am not saying that you are wrong.

But I am saying that you are not correct for me.

Hi, hello.

Welcome to the family of Happy Matrimony.

To share the celebratory moment with us,

we have Happy Matrimony's Family head, Boss, Mr.Ravindra.

Shall we call him on to the stage?

Hi! Thank you.

Our happy matrimony crossed 0.5 million registrations.

We are at the top 5 in Telugu states.

You are the reason behind all this.

This is my beautiful gift for your glamorous talent.

Not only that,

I welcome the members who joined our company recently.

You will be paid every month.

If you reach the target, you will have good incentives.

Sir, what should we do exactly?

You should do everything you are supposed to do

and you should say invalid at the end.

I didn't get it, sir. - You did not?

To explain the scheme more clearly...

the one who rejected many people until now...

your senior, who is in the top position will come.

The stage is yours.

Hi! Hi!

How are you all?

Basically, our job is our business.

According to the statistics, there are more men than women.

So we are in a position to decide ourselves about whom we should marry.

That is our strength.

Let us turn that strength into business.

We target middle class guys in this business.

Because for them marriage is not only a need.

It is a sentiment and a dream for them.

That is why along with the original profiles, we will add fake bride profiles.

That means, we will post photos of brides who look beautiful like us.

We will go to them as an option for a bride.

We will meet them, talk to them and reject them saying we didn't like them.

Why would we meet them to reject them?

Business.

Business.

It is the match fixing business we do in this busy world.

Okay. - Coming to marriage, the hopes will be sky high.

The partner should be good, beautiful and be on a different level.

How many people exist who are not greedy?

Look at this profile.

He is a four feet short guy.

Like he is 6 ft tall, he took a photo from a low angle and posted it on his profile.

For a girl who didn't pass her 10th grade, they want a guy from America.

And a guy who is over aged wants a girl who is 16 years old.

Is this possible every time at every place for everybody?

So our matrimony's business is balancing the imbalance in the instant expectations.

So should we play with people's hopes?

We are not playing but we are using them.

Well, not only us, many people are doing business with hope.

Saying that they will increase the height of short people,

and that they will grow hair on bald heads,

and that they will change the tone of dark people.

All these are businesses done on people's hopes.

What if sensitive guys take it seriously?

Lucky, the guy who missed the opportunity will talk about the value of time.

But I am telling you to convert our free time into an opportunity.

It is a beautiful career where we turn people's hope into an opportunity.

If you just say no, you will earn money.

Hope is theirs

and business is ours.

Thank you.

Siddhi, you said you have some emergency.

There is 1 lakh in this, take it.

Thank you, sir You are welcome.

Mom. -I want water.

Devi.

Mother in law.

Subbu, what about Gana’s matrimony’s brides?

Mom, well… -Nothing new, Mother-in-law.

Earlier they used to reject him on our faces. Now, they are rejecting him on his face.

Stop it.

He will feel sad if he hears that.

Oh no, mother-in-law.

50 alliances have been rejected until now.

Did you ever see the sadness in his face until now?

You don't know about him.

He has been like that since his childhood.

He will share his worries with nobody.

He will suffer alone.

Mom!

Yes, tell me.

Did Sridevi come there?

Devi.

I am talking to you.

I told you not to send her until Mr.Gana gets married.

Do you have some sense?

Also even after I said no, why would Sridevi come here?

Oh my. Is Sridevi coming here?

I think she is here.

Hi. -Hi, Brother-in-law.

How are you? -I am good.

Come on.

Hi, Devi.

Hi, Subbu. -Hi.

Sorry, Auntie. Dad couldn't come.

He told me to inform you. -Forget him. You are here.

Fine, take your seat.

Come on, dear. Take your seat.

How do you feel now, auntie?

I am fine now, dear.

How is dad? -He is great, auntie.

You will stay for ten days, right?

No no.

She won’t, she should go home as she is done with the exams.

Why?

She is done with the exams. Just stay for 4 days.

You can give company to your sister. Okay.

Also, why are you here?

Excuse me. She is an aunt to both of us.

That's right. I'm cousin to both of you.

- Let's click a selfie. - Okay.

Super.

By the way... I have my bus in half an hour.

Could you drop me, please?

Why are you being quiet?

She has to leave it seems. Go and drop her.

Oh. I have to attend an urgent US call now.

It's fine. You take care of it. I will drop her.

Bye, auntie. - Okay, dear.

Bye, Subbu. - Bye.

Bye, Devi. -Bye.

Mr.Gana, why would you take the trouble?

I am taking Sridevi now.

If I come back alone in the evening, it means nothing happened as you thought.

If I don't come...

What will happen?

It means we both eloped.

Please ignore Devi's words, Gana.

Do you have to tell me that? Give that here.

We all started to smile after she came to our house.

The whole house will look dull if she sleeps with fever.

She'll simply run her mouth but she will have no bad intentions, Siddhi.

Who is Siddhi? -What?

You just said.

She will have no bad intentions, Siddhi.

No, no. - You did say that.

I can understand when you said her name involuntarily.

No, no. There's nothing like that.

Brother-in-law, I am a teenager.

Nobody knows about such feelings better than us.

Give it.

No no. She actually...

I don't know who she is.

But don't leave her. Hold on to her.

Don't let it go!

Hold it tightly.

Madam, one lakh is received.

Thank you.

How is he now, sir?

This is brain's aneurysm.

Few blood vessels in the brain will get bulged like balloons.

So there will be a difference in the blood flow.

So, we need to repair the endovascular.

But that is a costly procedure.

Get the amount ready.

come alone to the Happy Matrimony and leave with a partner.

We make sure to get you married.

Easy registration and guaranteed alliance.

Thank you.

Please come.

Hello, sir.

Namaste! -Namaste!

My name is Divya. How may I help you?

You can help me in any way.

I just joked.

Actually I want to get married.

Oh why are you getting married so soon?

Everybody will say the same.

But I got a job, I bought a flat and if I get married I am completely settled.

Wow, great!

Even in our company’s research,

we found out that younger generations like you, are setting a trend like this.

It is called planning, you know.

In front of our matrimony’s planning, yours is nothing.

Excuse me, you were mumbling something -Oh no, it's nothing, sir.

I appreciate your plans at this young age. That's all.

Oh. Actually I made many plans even when I was younger.

Sir, Already married. Please come.

Come on. Okay, all the best.

Is she married too?

Everybody here got married except you, sir.

Please take your seat.

Anyway, what type of a girl are you expecting, sir?

For what?

To marry.

Oh, for that? - Yes.

A job holder would be better.

Absolutely, sir.

In this current society, an employed girl would be perfect.

Right?

But my parents want a girl who stays home.

So look for a girl who will stay home.

Do you have any caste feelings? -Well, I don't have anything like that, I am very open.

Oh, wow!

Also in this current situation nobody is caring about the caste.

Right?

But my relatives care about the cast too much.

So please look for a girl from our caste.

He is looking weird.

Okay, okay. Anyway…

so there will be four stages for people who want to marry.

Oh!

I am okay with the gold package.

Wow, that’s a nice decision.

Ms.Divya is a master in fooling people.

I think you also mumbled something.

Nothing, sir.

How did this idiot know that?

Sir, please fill up this form.

Please give us the photocopy of your PAN Card, Aadhar Card and payslips, sir.

Oh no! I didn't bring any of them.

It's fine even if you WhatsApp them to us.

Would you give your number then?

After you pay the fees, they will provide you with the office’s number.

I paid the fees. Would you show me now?

What? Why is he so desperate?

I think you were also mumbling something. -It's nothing, sir.

You will definitely find one.

I'll be happy if that happens. Happy Matrimony!

Yes, tell me. What happened?

My brother-in-law has been missing.

From when?

A few days ago, he went to Germany on business.

He said he will send a visa soon for her.

And we couldn't reach him over the phone. His phone is turned off.

Please go and file the complaint there.

Okay, sir.

sign it after you check the correct details.

WhatsApp his photo.

The WhatsApp number is written there. -Okay.

I did, sir.

I received the photo.

Please leave. I will call you once we get any information.

Sir.

We have been searching for him for a long time. It was his photo that I was going to show you.

Why are you searching for him? -He is a cheater.

Where did you meet him?

He married my sister after meeting her through a matrimony website.

I should really blame you.

When a young adult says that she is loving somebody, would you make her marry him without any enquiry?

Thousands of cases are coming to us saying that they got cheated.

Everybody is educated.

You got cheated like that as well.

Please tell us if you know anything about him.

We will definitely catch him.

What? Did you have a fight with your guy? You’re not answering his call.

It's not him. It's the platinum member.

Even after I rejected him, he is not letting me go.

He says he wants to meet me. He is calling to pubs.

He will send me vulgar messages.

He will video call me at midnight as well.

I think he followed me.

He says that he knows our hostel.

Who is he? Is it your boyfriend?

Hey, mind your own business.

I think he liked you very much.

Then do one thing.

Meet him once tell him that you are getting married with another guy.

And escape smoothly from there.

What do you say?

For some reason, I think what we are doing is wrong.

I am afraid of what might happen if our family knows about this.

What are we doing?

We are just saying no.

Also you will think like this, if you stay here.

Let's go out. Come on.

Here...

Take it.

Come on. -Hi!

My friend smiled because of you.

Thanks.

Come on, let's go.

Excuse me, why are you leaving like that?

Are you angry because I said no?

Oh no, there is nothing like that.

If I talk to you even after you said no, it will be like I am following you.

You now feel like I am following you.

No, no. I don't have that much luxury.

Oh no, please don't do too much.

I said that you are not correct for me. But did I say that you are not correct?

Who is this girl?

It's my brother’s daughter.

My name is Siddhi. What is your name?

It's Gayatri.

So cute.

Tell me now.

How many girls did you meet?

Why bring that up now?

I didn't think that grooms have a very short amount of shelf life.

People are looking at me like I am expired.

I am so sorry.

Okay, from now on, we both are friends.

Okay?

"Hiding love is tough; it will eventually surface."

"Though the heart struggles to contain itself, will it acquiesce?"

"Oh, this audacious heart bares all to the eyes."

"Oh, this audacious heart bares all to the eyes."

"One stands in the West, the other in the East— how much longer can this divide endure?"

"Love on one side, friendship on the other.. uncertain which path this tiny heart will choose."

"What a marvel it is!"

One as heads, the other as tails, destined never to converge."

"Oh, the audacity of this heart! It simply refuses to answer every question."

"Oh, the audacity of this heart! It simply refuses to answer every question."

"Some may know a bit, while more may not know at all."

"Will the truth never come to light?"

"Once the mask worn for so long is removed, Will the heart endure?"

"They both are a charming couple."

"Let's hope no storm comes their way."

"Oh, this audacious heart bares all to the eyes."

"Oh, this audacious heart bares all to the eyes."

Which flat should you go to? -406.

What is with that flower bouquet?

I should take it there. It will be romantic. We are meeting for the first time.

Who are you meeting for the first time? -Sarala.

Sarala?

What is your relation with her?

She will become my wife if I marry her. Abhinav and Sarala are a nice combination. Right?

That is fine but…

Are you fine with Sarala and Abhinav?

Also why am I wasting my time with people like you. She is waiting for me.

That's a good combination. Proceed. -Thank you.

Dear, close the doors and windows.

We can't hear all those cussing. -Cussing?

Where did you come from again?

Every guy going on the streets is coming to my house.

The matrimonial office people gave me the number.

Why would they give my wife's number to you?

How dare you come to my house unannounced?

Go.. get lost.

You called and asked Auntie Sarala to marry you? -Sarala Auntie?

Gana, I just got married. But we both are of the same age.

Do you really have to bring up age now? Just think about how to stop these calls.

First, think about me.

I called this auntie because the matrimonial office people gave me this number.

Is it happy matrimony?

Yes! Is it the gold scheme? -Yes, sir.

Poor him is not at fault. You got a call the other day.

Yes.

And that is repeating today.

He looks like he is not married yet. Let him go.

Also we should not hit him. We should question the marriage bureau people.

What you said is right, Gana!

I will not let them go.

Come on, brother.

Would I be safe here?

Shut up and move.

Why did you let him go like that?

Go inside.

What about Aunty?

I tried expressing my feelings, but she's married, so it didn't work out.

Platinum scheme is better than the gold scheme there.

If you take it, the girls will call us themselves and will meet us after taking an appointment.

Really?

How much margin will you get if an alliance is fixed?

I am a platinum member too. -What?

You are not married yet?

You idiot.

I have been going through hell being unable to answer this question from the past 10 years.

I am just helping you. Why would you ask me the same?

If you come here again, I'll break your legs. Get lost!

It's 10 years worth of frustration. Of course, it will be like this.

Hi! -Hi…

Lucky…

Why do you keep avoiding me?

Do you know how many matches I reject on the matrimony for your sake?

See. My wedding is fixed.

Please, don’t follow me.

I will.

I will follow you until you marry me.

Don’t you just get it?

Accept me.

Or I will morph nude photographs with your face and post them on dark net.

Shiva!

Hey! That was a clear ‘no’, right? Why are you chasing her?

Who the heck are you? -Hey, don’t get cocky.

Shiva!

He was teasing my girlfriend.

It’s him, sir.

Sir, what is the reason for this press conference?

He is a Fraudster.

Using the matrimonial sites, he deceived six women into marrying him.

There could be more!

We are investigating. Thank you.

The earth is round.

If you don’t understand the earth movement, it results in chaos.

Because of earth’s rotation, we can determine time.

When the other planets rotate?

We can determine the time of our ruin.

Quiet.

Please, forgive us.

Many people will be benefited by the person with this horoscope. You know?

After all, his job is to register weddings in the Registrar’s office.

Good will happen in everyone’s house… except mine.

According to the birth aspect, the ruler of marriage is Neptune.

Neptune falls in the eighth house.

Oh! I hope he is not hurt?

Gosh! Don’t try to be over smart. Or you will get it from me.

I hate this number eight.

I mean…brother-in-law’s phone number, account number and vehicle number…

Make sure eight is nowhere in the middle of them.

Priest! -Huh?

Is there a wedding or not? Please, tell us that.

There is.

Neptune, Jupiter, Venus enter Brahma’s phase…

Within 25 days ten hours and five minutes the wedding should take place.

Otherwise? -Bachelor for life.

Like Sri Anjaneya.

Hello? Tell me, mom.

Hey, your horoscope says you will remain a bachelor unless you marry in 25 days!

What is this, mom? How can you believe in horoscopes?

I don’t know when God will take me.

Mom…

I want to see you married.

That’s why…

I told aunt Rajitha to finalise the divorcee.

But mom…I…

Consider this as my last wish. -Mom!

Not another word. Bye.

Bah, what is your problem? Why are you picking at my brains?

Is your son so handsome as Mahesh Babu that girls throng to marry him?

You gave birth to an elephant.

Let us find her.

There will be some girl in my complexion and I will tie the knot whenever I find her.

Hang up. Hang up, dad.

Why can’t these elders connect to us?

I even carry the thread in my pocket to tie the knot as soon as I find a girl. Look.

I paid Happy Matrimony 25,000 rupees. brother.

Girls come, see me and leave.

Not one is ready to marry me.

Are you married, brother? How many kids do you have?

I have come for a match too.

Both of us are confirmed bachelors. One coffee!

Okay, sir.

You will get yours.

I will know the taste before that.

Why can’t you taste your own?

Why don’t you take mine?

Coffee here. Bill over there.

Okay sir.

How is my coffee, brother?

Fine.

I know, brother. My friends always say that. They appreciate my taste.

Really? What’s your name?

Shankar, brother.

Everyone calls me single Shankar.

Look there, brother. That girl is my darling.

If everything goes well, she will be my wife, brother.

How do you find my taste, brother?

The girl’s taste would be much better. Go ahead.

You think so?

Okay, brother. I will go immediately.

All my rings are original.

Tell me now.

Hi!

Hi!

Aunt Rajitha has told me about you.

I believe your brother will move into his own flat before next year?

Yes.

I heard your mother would live with you?

It’s okay.

Elders being around is a great support.

I hope she can take care of herself?

I am okay with you.

You can ask me anything you want.

I have a lot of work in the office.

I have to stay overnight in the office. I have US calls to attend.

Nothing much. Aunt Rajitha…. -Okay, okay. She has told me everything.

Bye, bye.

Uh, I almost forgot. Let’s not spend much on the wedding.

I am used to registered marriage.

Brother…

You can see. You can take a look. It’s my brother.

He is free. So, you can take a look.

Are you acting funny or is this arrogance?

I am sitting right in front of you.

Why do you ignore me and eye someone else?

You are going to marry me.

You should be under my control now.

Oh no!

Have you decided to marry the girl?

Yes.

Brother! The girl’s taste is superb.

But my cheek has swollen up. -Hey, you…

That girl is not a match for you. She is a divorcee.

I know.

Three times divorcee.

I know that as well.

It’s not that she is a divorcee. But she is not right for you. That’s all.

I have no option.

My mom is ill.

She is worried she might leave before she could see my wedding.

If you marry the girl and be unhappy, will your mother happy?

Is there no way to cancel this match?

She will have to reject me.

Or?

Or I should marry someone else.

Shall I give you an idea?

Tell me.

Uh, I will be back in five minutes. We will leave.

Please, park a little away.

Okay?

Poor man!

You’re married but pretend to be a bride and it won’t be nice if they get to know.

Dear, we are need of money.

Don’t think much.

I will be back in five minutes. Okay?

Fine. Make it fast.

Hi!

Wow!

You think just like me!

Actually, from the moment I saw your profile, I decided to marry you.

That’s why…look… I got ready in groom’s clothes.

Matching clothes are not good enough to get married.

Our likes should tally.

Our likes should match, right?

Which is your favourite colour?

Yellow.

Wow! I like yellow too. Look at this. My lace is yellow.

What food do you like? -Indian.

North or South?

South…

Thank God. Me too.

We are all the same. See? How we have common likes?

“The wedding bells are ringing, my girl”

There! Success. God has blessed us. The phone’s ringing.

Our wedding is guaranteed. Just tell me where. That’s all.

When we were newly married, you called me an angel?

You called me fifty kgs of gold?

I said that back then.

Now that I asked for a silk sari, has gold become iron?

Hello, uncle! Can you go slow?

Who are you to tell me?

My wife controls me at home and you guys control me outside. Where should I run?

I have come here for my matchmaking, uncle.

Say you have come to commit suicide.

Why does he call it suicide?

Don’t bother about his words. Wedding will be wherever you want.

Hello, hello, hello!

It’s not just clothes that we buy for a wedding.

There must be an engagement. There should be a wedding band.

And most importantly a priest.

One second.

“The wedding bells are ringing, my girl” [mobile ring]

There! True. God has blessed us again.

Where is our wedding? Here? There? Or in there?

Hello, hello! A priest and a wedding band are not enough.

Wedding sari? -You are wearing it.

Jewellery? -You are decked in it.

You should have the sacred thread in hand.

I have managed the engagement ring.

I didn’t get the sacred thread. Now how?

I don’t want you. I don’t want your scared thread either.

“The wedding bells are ringing, my girl”

Hello!

Don’t keep calling me.

Every time the phone rings,

He says that’s an omen of truth and he is ready to marry. --Carry on. Play it.

Sacred thread!

Please, wait.

Please, wait.

I got the sacred thread. Miss Aparna!

Hello!

I have found the sacred thread. Hello, Miss Aparna!

Let’s go, let’s go.

Hello, hello!

Here…hello! Wait, wait! -Hey! Move fast.

Go fast.

Why is going with someone else?

Please come.

Who is the girl with Gana?

Who’s the girl Gana has brought?

A girl with Gana?

Mr Padmanabham! Mr Padmanabham!

Can I borrow some sugar?

Mr Prasada Rao!

The door is over there. Ask there.

I am quite old, Gana. I thought this was the door.

Come, come. -What happened?

Who is it?

Oh, no!

(Indistinct talk)

Who are all these people?

Fans.

A girl with Gana!

But who is the girl?

Aunty!

Why are you screaming?

Why are you standing out there? Come in.

My younger brother, Subbu.

She is my sister-in-law. Devi.

This is my mother.

It's Okay.

Mom, actually…. -We both are in love, aunty.

My sweet boy!

Please, come in. Come.

Sit. Sit.

She looks like a doll.

Hey, elder one! You could have told me at least once that you are in love!

Do I consider you my elder sister or younger sister?

Call her just sister.

What are you doing, Devi? Why are you standing like that?

Go, get them some water. Also, make some coffee.

As soon as the elder daughter-in-law has stepped in, the younger one has become a maid servant.

She is not just my younger daughter-in-law.

She is my niece as well.

She is more like my daughter.

Gayatri, please come here.

Don’t you always ask for your aunt? -Hmm.

From now on, she is going to be right next to this uncle.

Here, Siddhi, have some water. -Thank you.

I will make some coffee for you. -Yes, please go ahead.

Hey, junior.

Call Rajitha aunty and cancel the match with that divorcee.

Also please ask the priest to find us an auspicious date for the wedding soon.

Okay.

Be careful.

Wait.

Mom, her family doesn’t know yet. Let’s not get into wedding plans.

Fine. But tell them as soon as possible.

Okay?

Okay. Let me show you Gana’s room.

I have a doubt. Can I ask you? -Of course, dear.

He is goodlooking.

He also has a government job.

A nice person.

But how come Gana is not married yet?

His life carries more responsibilities than memories.

As long as his father lived, he was as happy as everyone else.

But one fine day...

Father, what does it mean to be settled in life?

Getting settled means securing a job... not getting married.

Not being in debt.

When you need money, refrain from approaching others and asking for a loan.

The greatest regret in my life is marrying before being financially stable.

His father's words changed his entire life.

He said that he will get married only after settling down in life.

He shouldered all the family responsibilities.

He cleared all the debts.

After his younger brother secured a job, he agreed to the marriage.

But two hours before the wedding…

I have absolutely no idea she was in love with someone.

If I knew she would leave from the wedding pandal…

I wouldn’t have approached you.

If people come to know what my elder daughter has done…

Who will marry my younger daughter?

I have no option but to die. Just to die.

You will be disgraced if you say the bride has eloped.

So, tell everyone, the groom has run away.

You won’t have any problem.

What happened, brother?

What happened?

Do you know what their relatives are calling me and saying for what he did?

Let them talk, Uncle.

If a guy eloped, they would only talk for a couple of days.

But if a girl elopes, for what the public says, their families will die.

Why do you care about their opinions?

Bujji, he will never get married. Never!

Brother.

Whether he is married or not…

Will you let Subbu and Devi marry or not? Tell me that.

I can’t wait with a daughter at home who has reached marriageable age.

Brother, you are angry and… -I am not angry.

It's my agony.

I am also a girl’s father.

Fix the date for Subbu and Devi’s wedding, uncle.

As his wedding was stopped all of a sudden.

And his younger brother got married.

Afterwards, we tirelessly sought numerous marriage prospects for him, yet none proved fruitful.

No one knows the pain of parents when their kids are not married.

It is not very easy to lessen that pain.

Because…a wedding is not between two people.

It’s between two hearts and two families.

Aunty…

You are here now. I am no longer worried.

My sweetheart!

I’ll be back.

They are here... -They are here...

Bye! -Bye!

Hello? You thought my son would never get married, isn’t it?

See, she is my eldest daughter-in-law.

We would love to see Ghana getting married.

We were also sad to know that you couldn’t find perfect match.

Hmm..

Congratulations!

Thank you.

Mom, I'll drop her and return shortly.

Hmm.. take care.

Okay ! Be careful, bye!

Bye, bye!

Aunty is here!

-Gana? -Yes!

Bro, I was waiting for you since long!

How are you handling society pressures of being single?

You need to answer this.

Bro, Please tell…

Sir? Your marriage is confirmed?

Bro, super, congratulations bro!

Eh? Shall we go?

Did it break?

Why it is making such noise?

Who is he?

Die hard fan!

Actually, I came to lie to you

But after watching all this,

I feel this lie be the truth.

"With bindi on cheek and in the silk saree Beauty is so great"

"In the celebrations and joys Come for me, my dear"

"Why delay to get into a bond?"

"Nocturnal thread is in hurry to get into the neck"

(Wedding chants)

"You are the guarantee for beauty with the seven steps as the witness"

"I’d say to always bind with you like the breath in my heart"

"My companionship is great with you Mehndi in hand said it in my ears"

"I’m lucky to get Sita as my life partner This auspicious moment opened this up"

(Wedding chants)

"With bindi on cheek and in the silk saree Beauty is so great"

"Family should consist of joy and sulking"

"I’d ask for more of this and a few kisses"

"Why the illusions, marry and take me home"

"When you are ready, I’ll get into bond with you"

(Wedding chants)

Why are you looking dull from the time you returned?

Nothing!

I don’t understand what to do.

Why did you ask me suddenly to come at this time?

I don’t understand how to say you this.

No problem, tell me.

He is my father.

One month back, there was an accident on beach road at 11:30.

Doctors told he will not live if he’s not operated now.

I didn’t know what to do as I wanted ten lakhs as of now.

Please, don’t think I helped and then am asking for money.

No please! I’ll arrange money and call you myself.

Hey, drive carefully idiots. You and your dirty driving!

He’s up now. It’s time for my flight, please drive.

I know 100% confirmed that Siddhi’s father didn’t meet with accident because of me.

But the same man met with accident on the same day.

For him to be alive now, ten lakhs amount is needs.

We’ve paid all the money we had for the flat.

We haven’t taken any loan till date from the day dad expired.

But, I’m having to take it now. A life needs to be saved.

Shall we ask the builder and take the money back?

No man, you both liked that and bought it.

I’ll try out some way.

Amount you need is in this, brother in law. Please take it.

This you have saved for the car.

Car is nothing compared to a life, brother in law.

Mother-in- law keeps saying...

that a family is where people support each other at difficulties.

It means the other three stand in support when one is in trouble.

She’ll be my sister once you marry her.

Do we keep quiet when our family member is in trouble, brother-in-law?

Please take it.

Devi! sweetheart! God bless you!

Hey, calm down.

Don’t be sad.

Hello! Did you come?

Why did you call me here?

Here is the ten lakhs you asked for.

It is already delayed. You please go and pay it.

What happened to that girl?

She is my friend’s sister.

She met a guy through matrimony and married him.

Later she got to know that he was already married 6 times

and committed suicide.

Cheaters don’t put a board on their face and move around, right?

Fine, you go now.

Siddhi! These are the profiles that we have got today.

Okay.

-Mom! -Yes!

We can get the things ready for operation.

I have paid the amount.

Gana!

Didn’t expect this will ever happen to you.

How you are going to handle this?

Oh God!

So many people have registered themselves in the happy matrimonial and got fooled.

Siddhi, a girl from Vizag turned out to be really smart in fooling bachelors.

She faked her father’s accident and got lot of money from people around.

She asked 10 lakhs saying her father was not well and promised to marry in return.

Please look into the message, sir.

I have also given her 10 lakhs and later got to know that he was not her father.

Taking membership in matrimony by investing 25000…

Met the to be grooms directly and assured them to get married.

Made friendship and after the assurance cheated people with money.

Our Matrimony is in no way related to what she has done.

Police will do justice to the people who suffered

I request Police to catch her, wherever she might be and give a stringent punishment.

Why all this happens to him?

but it was good to know what she was right now than after the marriage.

God has done good to us. Keep calm.

Your elder daughter-in-law is on televisions, seems to be cheating many people.

What you have heard is right.

He is not my father.

In real, while I was going in car that day…

He along with his scooty fell on my car.

He was fighting for life so I have admitted him in the hospital.

From then I consider him as my father

because I have lost my parents in an accident earlier.

I have the responsibility to convey the truth to you.

I haven’t sent those videos.

To be frank I’m a fake bride.

I meet boys and reject them, this is my duty.

I only thought that I’m rejecting a person

but after seeing your family got to know how much their family suffers.

Always I used to go with the flow but I have stopped as you said.

And thought about it.

What’s going on? Why is it not been updated yet, Divya?

-It will be done by tomorrow, sir. -Sir!

What Siddhi? You are here at this moment.

Oh yes, you need some money for the operation it seems?

-No sir, I’m not here for that. -Then for what?

I came to say we are doing wrong.

-What, are we doing wrong? -Yes, sir!

Marriage is not a material for business, it’s an emotional bond.

We are cheating people by killing their sensitive feelings with lies.

What we are doing is wrong, sir.

This too is a business, Siddhi.

People with emotions will not understand this.

Sir, we can do business for profit.

But, we shouldn’t cheat people for money.

Until we realize what we are doing is wrong, everything seems to be right.

But if we do it on purpose then it’s a crime.

I’m not doing it.

So will you stop cheating or want me to stop it.

How will you stop it? Huh?

You will go and tell the truth?

First, they are going to arrest you.

You are also part of this cheating, Siddhi.

Not only you, people you have joined, the one joined for money in the scheme,

me and Divya as well.

We are all partners in crime.

I’ll stop it.

I’ll talk to everyone whom I have joined.

This is like riding on the tiger.

safe until you are on top and gets killed the moment you get down.

Go get married and leave, simple!

He sent those videos to everyone using the mobile I returned to him.

Siddhi, come let’s go.

Already we have informed all the police stations

and sent her pictures to all the WhatsApp groups, sir.

Okay sir, Good Night!

Sir!

Not just the bachelor youth, but even their parents are

eagerly waiting to see how this case goes on.

This case has become interesting because Ghana,

who was cheated by Siddhi, will argue the case himself.

Madam!

What’s this?

What’s this?

Will you argue your own case? -Yes, madam.

Ok, all the best!

Your honour!

To begin with, I’d like to call Siddhi to the witness box please.

Your Honor, it seems farcical to bring a case against Happy Matrimony due to Siddhi's deceitful actions.

Your Honor, I've submitted evidence of Siddhi cheating 70 people

and looting money, supported by bank statements.

I have not cheated anyone, sir.

Please believe me.

In the dark…

Pardon me for my language, your honour.

But, in the dark…

And in between the fraud done by people like Siddhi online,

there isn’t much of a difference, your honour.

Objection, my Lord!

There exists a connection between Siddhi's fraudulent activities and Happy Matrimony.

I request to inquire with the Matrimony owner about the exact reason for filing this case.

Yes, permission granted.

Namaste madam!

Can you tell about schemes of your Matrimony?

General, gold and platinum!

We have different categories.

-What for? -Economic conditions!

Because not everyone could afford the platinum scheme.

They must have an affordability

If the platinum package is chosen, how many potential marriage alliances can we meet?

10 members.

-Result? -It is your luck, sir.

Is it so?

Not just that, sir.

Many people from the given numbers are married, and some of the numbers aren't working, sir.

Yes, sir! [crowd screams]

Silence!

Proceed!

-Siddhi is platinum member, right? -Yes!

So, how many should’ve Siddhi met?

It will be ten people.

Lawyer sir just said Siddhi sent videos to 70 people and collected money.

If she met just ten people through Platinum package,

how did she send videos to 70 people?

And how could she get their phone numbers?

She might have done a renewal or created fake profiles.

What was matrimony doing if she was creating fake profiles?

As per point 6, clause b of Happy Matrimony's terms and conditions,

the Matrimony will not be held responsible for any wrongdoing by its members.

It is essential that Happy Matrimony assumes responsibility, sir.

Creating different profiles with different Aadhar cards in

this same matrimony, a guy named Bharat married six times.

My friend’s sister believing his words and marrying him committed suicide.

A girl committed suicide as far as I know, but who knows how many more

committed suicide and we don’t know that.

Matrimony is just a platform.

Yes sir, just a platform.

Numerous negative incidents are occurring due to the platform's lack of proper management.

Like how the Police enquire for passport verification,

they too must carry out enquiry on the profiles they get.

Marriage…

I’m sorry, your honour.

But, what's the purpose of this police inquiry for marriages?

As per Government guidelines, process will be started only after

taking the member’s Aadhar card.

So, where is the problem?

-Oh no! -Who is it?

-High Court judge Pratap sir, madam! -Ok!

-Sir! Hello sir! -What dear, aren’t you married yet?

I’m very happy.

Matches are not getting fixed from a long time for my son.

-I’m calling you immediately after I knew about this. -Sir!

What are you talking?

I’m married.

I have a son too.

Then, why did you give the profile in Matrimony?

Added, you have even kept the official photo.

Sir, what’s this matrimony and my photo?

Sir, I don’t know anything about this.

-I’ll enquire and find out. -Ok. -Ok sir!

-Did they see your profile and call, madam? -Yeah!

When did you take the membership, madam?

-What? -I took that, madam.

I just took a selfie with you, right? I kept that photo.

Madam, this is my first case.

Just a selfie madam, please. -What’s this?

Photo and phone number are yours and the Aadhar card is of someone else.

What are you talking?

What you did is a very serious crime.

Sorry madam, what I did is a crime.

But, what are they doing?

There is a lack of attention to verification, with more focus on extracting money from new members.

A business worth 360 trillion is taking place in our country solely on weddings.

From that, matrimonies have an annual turnover of 2500 crores.

Marriage has now become a business,

matrimonial services opening up in every lane.

How would we know which is genuine and which is a fake?

Go to registered matrimonies.

Check their ratings and their comments.

There are a hundred options, my Lord.

All these are useless discussions.

Happy Matrimony has 4.8 rating.

But, why is all the fraud taking place right there?

Objection, my Lord!

It is not yet proved that Happy Matrimony did a mistake.

Sir is not yet married.

Thus are these cases, mess, nuisance and tension.

Don’t worry sir, everyone is watching this case.

They’ll identify you even if you lose.

You will get a good girl and you also will get married.

Just take it easy for now.

If that really happens, I’ll call you home and give a good meal.

Silence, this is the last warning.

My Lord, I wish to question CI, Mr Surya Nayak.

Proceed!

Please tell me what happened on the day Siddhi came to the police station.

Wow, I got my money back.

Hey, I got my money back. Check if you got it or not?

Yes, money is credited even in my account.

She returned back the money deposited in her account.

The mistake will not be resolved simply because the money has been returned, Your Honor.

Encouraging a mistake is also considered a mistake.

There are proofs with CI sir to say that Happy Matrimony did a mistake.

Thank you, madam.

My Lord, when Siddhi's phone was tracked,

the file provided by the network service providers confirms

that the phone was within the premises of Happy Matrimony at that time.

Similarly, when those messages were received,

we have the CCTV footage to prove that Siddhi was present at the hospital during that time.

That may prove she hasn’t done it, but will not prove that my client

Mr Ravndra has done it, your honour.

My Lord, about 1.2 crore people in our country are registering in

matrimony firms per annum with a hope to get married.

But all their hopes remain just as hopes.

It is frightening to step out of the house.

One guy comes and asks when is the marriage?

Another says I’m not yet married.

One more questions if there is any deficiency?

One more asks when are we serving the wedding meal.

What answer can we give for something not in our hands?

A home having unmarried boys or girls is lacking the smiles.

We are closing the doors and sitting like we did some mistake.

No one shouldn’t face our pain.

We are dying with depression, my Lord.

Wow!

Wow!

My heart is melting by listening to his words, your honour.

My heart is just melting like a tub of Vanilla ice cream.

Happy Matrimony is a happy family consisting of five lakh members.

And it is a great family.

On this organisation providing the sacred service called as wedding…

And that person having to face such an allegation is just his bad luck.

I would now like to conclude my argument with two points, your honour.

I request the honourable court to give a stringent punishment

to Siddhi who cheated the boys.

Point number 2!

I request the honourable court to dismiss the case filed on

my client without any evidences.

Gana, you wish to say anything else?

My Lord! Siddhi is a fake bride working in matrimony.

Objection my Lord, this is a cooked up story.

Siddhi is just a Platinum member.

No, she is a fake bride.

Her duty is to meet the grooms she selected and rejecting them.

She’s rejecting those who meet her by saying to have nine more

options yet as she is a fake bride.

Objection my Lord, Matrimony will not take responsibility for

the wrong deeds by the members.

It is a mistake if done by one.

What if all the eighty girls in the matrimony do the same mistake?

Yes madam!

We are all fake brides.

Our duty is to say no to the boys.

They pay us salaries for saying no.

I object, your honour!

A lie always remains a lie even if not just eighty or eighty thousand

say that and turn into a truth.

He is putting allegations on the matrimony without any evidences.

Let’s get this straight, your honour.

Ask him to show if there is a proof.

My Lord, I would like to present a witness.

Go ahead!

We can do business for profit.

But, we shouldn’t cheat people for money.

Cheating is occurring within Happy Matrimony, madam.

We are doing it.

Entire plan is of Mr Ravindra and I’m the one who execute that.

All the proofs are clearly evident in this, madam.

Video of our Company organising the function one month back…

Video of Ravindra issuing a warning to Siddhi when she accused Ravindra of wrongdoing...

Video taken while Mr Ravindra was forwarding videos to

seventy boys from Siddhi’s phone…

Not just that, but we are paying the mobile bills of even these eighty

along with those working in our Company, madam.

All the proofs of those are clearly there in this.

After examining all the case details, and as the crime has been proven,

the license of Happy Matrimony is hereby being revoked.

This court orders them to return the money of all the members along with interest.

By using sacred wedding, which are deeply rooted in our culture and intertwined with personal emotions and social customs...

I order seven years of imprisonment to Ravindra for doing such a big fraud.

Though a part of that fraud, for realising the fraud committed and

coming out to bring that fraud into light with a feeling of repenting…

This court appreciates Siddhi, Divya and the other eighty girls.

This court orders them to serve this society for a period of ninety days

But, some people does that with a loyalty.

We commend Gana for exposing the fraud in many matrimonial firms to the court.

On this sector in which such huge business is taking place…

This Court instructs state and central Governments to implement

proper restrictions, monitoring authority and accountability strictly.

Madam! I have a personal request.

Please ask them to set a good match for bachelors like us if possible.

Impose restrictions not to pester asking about our wedding and

punish them if possible madam, please.

[crowd screms]

Mr Gana, judgement is given in your favour. How do you feel about that?

What is your advice for unmarried people?

Happy Matrimony is closed down now and are you giving your profile

in another matrimony firm?

Mr Gana, I liked the way you argued this case. I’m impressed.

My parents are looking for matches.

I’m ok if you are ok with me.

Don't ask for that one thing.