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These deodorants
Are a rip-off.
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They always run out
By the time I get
To my feet.
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Dick, the mail's here.
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Ooh, it's my package
From the carousel cd club.
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- you infiltrated a club?
- good work, harry!
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I got 10 cds
For one penny.
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All I've got to do
Is buy eight more
At regular store prices
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Which are
Often at or below
Retail store prices.
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- well, way to go.
- like taking candy
From a baby.
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Such primitive
Technology.
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I wonder if the people
On this planet
Will ever discover
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The superior sound
Of vinyl.
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- what kind
Of music did you get?
- I told them to surprise me.
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Man:
♪ oi ♪
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- ( techno pop playing )
- well, this is surprising.
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Uh... Why am I
Doing this?
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♪ down on the street there is violence ♪
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Same reason I'm doing
This, I suppose.
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This is very powerful.
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I'm feelin' funky.
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This is not good.
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- I can't stop!
- nobody panic.
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- let's get out of here!
- ♪ we gonna rock down to electric avenue ♪
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♪ and then we'll take it higher ♪
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♪ oh, we gonna rock down to electric avenue ♪
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( '50s rock music playing )
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Enriched wheat flour,
Butylated hydroxyanisole,
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Sodium acid pyrophosphate.
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Needs more butylated
Hydroxyanisole.
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Isn't this interesting?
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They opened up
A hard rock cafe
In vietnam.
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The world
Has changed, huh?
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It sure has.
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Once it was completely
Covered with ice.
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The administration
Office called.
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They contacted stanford
About transferring
Your graduate records,
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But they don't seem
To have them.
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Are you implying that
I don't have records?
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All humans have records,
And I'm a human.
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Therefore, I have records.
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I'm sorry, but
Stanford says they have
No record of you at all.
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Oh, those incompetents.
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Do I have to fly out
To denver and straighten
This out myself?
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Stanford's in california,
Not denver.
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Well, that explains it.
They lost my records
In the move.
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So you were at stanford
In the '60s.
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- ah, who wasn't?
- I was at berkeley.
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God, that takes me back.
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I remember I was
At stanford once
To protest at--
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There's only two things
I know about the '60s:
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I wasn't born yet,
And no one cares.
Peace.
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- I guess you
Had to be there.
- apparently so.
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Out-of-control,
Mind-numbing,
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Self-destructive fun.
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It sounds like a cliché,
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But I actually remember
Burning my bra
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In front of the lincoln
Reflecting pool.
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I hope you had
The good sense to jump in
And put yourself out.
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God, I was a rebel.
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♪ how many roads ♪
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♪ must a... ♪
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♪ man walk down ♪
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♪ before they ♪
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♪ call... Him... A... ♪
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( discordant note plays )
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♪ man? ♪
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( hums melody )
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You wouldn't believe it
To look at me now,
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But back then
I was a wild woman.
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If I wanted
To do something,
I just did it.
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- did you ever drop acid?
- oh, constantly.
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- you did a lot of tripping?
- that's how I dropped
The acid.
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No, seriously,
I want to know.
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- were you involved
In any movements?
- well, uh, uh, this one.
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( imitating three stooges)
It's one of my favorites.
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Dr. Solomon,
Every time
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I ask you
About your past,
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You change the subject.
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You know who keeps changing
The subject all the time?
My students.
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One of them
Is going to alaska.
How's your brother?
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- dick, I'm here. Let's go.
- you heard him. Gotta go.
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- you call your
Father dick?
- yeah.
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When he was younger,
I used to call him peanut.
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Have to run.
See you tomorrow.
Have a wonderful night.
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♪ what about tommy? ♪
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♪ he'll miss you when you go ♪
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♪ ma's on her own ♪
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♪ karen's almost grown ♪
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This is so sad.
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♪ worried so... ♪
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Country singers have
Really tough lives.
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- ♪ stay with dad awhile ♪
- why?
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( music stops )
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What's her complaint?
She lives in a trailer.
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She could just
Roll away somewhere,
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And the cd club
Would never find her.
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What are you
Talking about?
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Do you have any idea
What's involved with this?
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The paperwork,
The decisions.
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Why didn't I go
With the cheese
Of the month club?
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No guesswork,
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Just cheese.
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That was a fiasco.
You're the information
Officer.
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How can you brief us
On american history and
Leave out an entire decade?
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So I left out the '60s.
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Exactly how far back
Did you establish
Our identities?
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Five or six... Months.
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Your assignment
Was to provide
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Full and complete
Histories for all of us.
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I had a book report due
On "Are you there, god?
It's me, margaret."
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Tommy, I'm not sure
You understand
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The importance of this.
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Humans are creations
Of their past.
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Society, culture,
Even biology,
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Demand that they carry around
Their past like baggage.
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And your lack
Of effort almost exposed
The entire operation.
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Fine. So from now on,
My homework comes last.
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Those are the house
Rules, mister.
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Hello! Hello!
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- I found those books
On the '60s.
- good, good.
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- never mind
The bourbon stains.
- thank you, mrs. D.
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Oh, the '60s.
What a lovely,
Lovely decade.
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A lot of the stuff
In this apartment
Is from the '60s.
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Boy, classic things
Never go out of style.
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Those long-haired freaks
Thought they were so cool.
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Let me tell you
One thing.
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I was reading poetry
With jack kerouac
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In a cage in 1956,
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Both of us buck naked.
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Yes, well, thank you
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For that disturbing visual.
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I didn't hear
Kerouac complain.
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Aw, "The electric
Kool-aid acid test."
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- getting nostalgic?
- ah, yes, "Those were
The days, my friend."
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But you know,
All this uproar,
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All this rhetoric,
All this talk about
Mass movements--
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What's happening here?
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History is made
By the individual,
Not by the masses.
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- who said that?
- I did.
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- no, where is that from?
- my mouth.
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No, somebody said that.
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Hello.
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This is so weird.
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This is so weird.
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- right on.
- you've been rinsed
And hung out to dry.
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Think about it.
Dig it, babe.
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That's what's happening.
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History is made
By the individual,
Not by the masses.
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- who said that?
- I did.
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Wow!
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- all: wow!
- that's beautiful.
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Wow!
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- what's the matter?
- I couldn't put it
Together until now.
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It finally clicked--
The evasiveness,
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Consistencies
In your past.
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Dick solomon is a false
Identity, isn't it?
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False identity? Me?
( laughs )
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You could have
Trusted me, you know.
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- well, I, I, I, I--
- there are so many people
In the government
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Who would love to get
Their hands on you.
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You can't
Let that happen.
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They'd parade me around
Like an animal.
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Don't worry.
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Your secret's safe
With me, manny.
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Manny rosenberg.
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- but I'm not
Manny rosenberg--
- of course not,
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Because manny rosenberg
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Is still being hunted
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By the fbi.
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For food or sport?
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♪ wake me up before you go-go ♪
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♪ don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo ♪
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♪ wake me up before you go-go... ♪
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- so manny rosenberg was--
- ♪ wake me up... ♪
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- what?
- ♪ before you go-go ♪
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Manny rosenberg
Was an act--
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- ♪ wake me up... ♪
- what?
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Excuse me.
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( music stops )
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Okay, where was I?
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Manny rosenberg
Was an activist
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Involved in inciting
A riot in 1971.
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- is there anything else?
- I'm looking, I'm looking.
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All right,
I found another box
In the basement.
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- what's "X-mas"?
- I don't know,
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But it's got to be
Something psychedelic.
Check this out.
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- this is heavy.
- far out.
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- my mind is blown.
- who is this?
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I think it's
Jerry garcia.
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00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:04,202
Look, here's a picture
Of manny rosenberg.
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He looks exactly
Like you.
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Oh, damn!
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I was supposed to get
A completely original body.
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Those guys in research
Can't do anything right.
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What do you expect?
They're non-union.
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This could really
Be trouble.
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00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,916
Tommy, how are you coming
Along with our histories?
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I have them right here--
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Legal documents,
School records,
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Doctored pictures,
The works.
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Dick solomon,
Class nerd, held back
By a domineering mother,
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Went to work for nasa in '74,
But was fired after a minor
Procurement scandal.
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Newspaper clippings
Are enclosed.
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Major burnout led to
A string of second-rate
Teaching jobs,
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- yada, yada, yada,
Ending up here.
- this is excellent.
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- what about me?
- stockbroker during
The greedy '80s.
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Made and lost
Several fortunes before
Psychological problems
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And gender confusion
Led to a sex change
Operation in 1988.
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- I'm next.
- harry, you're adopted,
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But we haven't
Told you yet.
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Ohh, that's gonna hurt.
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Dr. Albright,
I'm glad you're here.
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Good morning,
Dr. Solomon.
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Yes, well, I'd
Like to clear up
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A few misunderstandings
About yesterday.
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For some reason,
You mistakenly think
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That I'm this
Manny rosenberg fellow.
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Don't even bother.
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I told you
You could trust me.
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You probably don't
Remember, but we've
Actually met before.
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You spoke
At my campus in '69.
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00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:33,224
Now, that's impossible.
I was in the circus then.
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The flying solomoskis.
There were six of us.
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Two of us plunged
To our deaths.
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I don't expect you
To remember me, what with
All the people you've met.
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You're sitting on my desk.
You've never done
That before.
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Do you remember ever being
At berkeley, at a rally?
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You're not listening to me.
I brought all this in
To prove to you--
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- the stories
You must have.
- what?
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You know I'd be lying
If I said I found this
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Less than intriguing.
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Well, all those
Years underground,
You do a lot of living.
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Harry?
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You got another package
From the cd club.
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00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:27,112
I don't have time to listen
To the ones I have.
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Those demons,
They're not human.
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Neither are we.
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00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:35,720
Well, yeah, but we have
An excuse. Hello.
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I'm off to dr. Albright's.
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- she bought
My phony profile, huh?
- I don't even need it.
241
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:45,529
She likes me much better,
Now that she thinks
I'm manny.
242
00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:48,032
Oh, great,
So after all
I went through
243
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,034
Creating a background
For you?
244
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:52,637
Do you realize I got you
A weekend in cancún
245
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,906
With twin gymnasts?
246
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,475
All I got at the orphanage
Was a beating
247
00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,411
When I asked
For more gruel.
248
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:07,718
♪ one pill makes you larger ♪
249
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:11,823
- ♪ and one pill makes you small ♪
- ( knocking )
250
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,194
- hello.
- for you.
251
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,296
You shouldn't have.
252
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,298
I'm glad you came.
253
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,402
And to think
All this time
254
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,470
I was just a desk away
255
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,639
From danger.
256
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,709
The thought of the fbi
Watching us right now
257
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,778
Is such a turn-on.
258
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,514
Yes. And even
If I wasn't manny,
259
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,516
It would be
Just as exciting.
260
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:41,219
Don't be silly.
261
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,688
Ooh!
262
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,824
Are these...
"Magic" brownies?
263
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,826
Pepperidge farm.
264
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,964
You know, I think
I have something.
265
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:56,367
I found it when
I moved eight years ago.
It's in the freezer.
266
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,369
It's a joint.
267
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,371
Oh, a doobie.
268
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,640
Let's bogart
That fat boy.
269
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:08,146
You know what I regret?
I never made it
To woodstock.
270
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,915
Ah, yes, woodstock,
The three-day concert
271
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:13,051
Held on a farm
In upstate new york
272
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,120
That included
Many of the most popular
Music bands of the time,
273
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,789
Felt to be the culmination
Of the counterculture
Movement,
274
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:22,727
Captured by
The song, "Woodstock,"
By joni mitchell.
275
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,729
- found it!
- the song was popularized
276
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:27,165
By crosby, stills & nash,
Which is ironic
277
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,167
Since theirs was the more
Commercial version
278
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:32,103
Which is the antithesis
Of the spirit
Of the festival.
279
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,107
Here we go.
280
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,951
This isn't a joint.
281
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,887
It's a frozen french fry.
282
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:54,525
Oh, well, I guess we'll
Just settle for wine.
283
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,533
You're an inspiration
To all...
284
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:05,970
Neo-trotskyite
Anti-stalinist marxists.
285
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:08,907
You know,
You're pretty tuned in
For a bourgeois chick.
286
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,688
Meet me on the waterbed
Upstairs in five minutes.
287
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,857
Oh, and, uh...
288
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,826
Lose the pins.
289
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,201
( beads rattle )
290
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,572
What?
291
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:44,542
Here's to... Waterbeds.
292
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,777
Here's to...
293
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,712
Floor lamps.
294
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:55,719
Hello.
Carousel cd club?
295
00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:58,323
- I'll call back later.
- do not hang up that phone.
296
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,325
You can do
This, harry.
297
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:03,661
You can take
Your mind back,
298
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,830
Or at least
What's left of it.
299
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:08,333
Okay, sally, I will.
300
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:12,170
Listen to me, buster.
I'm not happy, and I
Want my money back.
301
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,239
- very good.
- I'm supposed to
Press "2" now.
302
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:20,979
Yes. Hello?
We need to talk.
303
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,981
I'm at a place
In my life
304
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:25,583
Where I'm just not ready
For this kind of commitment.
305
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:28,586
I think it's best
That we break free,
306
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,855
Go our separate ways.
307
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,857
You will?
308
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:35,193
Oh, thanks!
309
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,195
Hmm?
310
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,197
Well...
311
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,532
Yes, I guess
I do have a friend
312
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:44,035
Who might be interested.
313
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:46,804
Her name is
Sally solomon.
314
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,880
Oh! Oh,
I can't believe
315
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,449
We're doing this.
316
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:01,386
Your hands are
So small and delicate.
317
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,822
I'm not positive,
318
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:07,892
But I think I can fit
Your entire foot
In my mouth.
319
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,894
Oh!
320
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,929
You are a superfreak.
321
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,298
"The kind you don't
Take home to mother."
322
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,668
Oh, manny, manny!
323
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,506
Now I'm feeling
A moral dilemma.
324
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,043
I'm not sure I can
Go through with this.
325
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,911
My bedroom's upstairs.
326
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,181
Race ya.
327
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,184
Oh, what the hell.
328
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:44,195
- what the hell...?
- don't be uptight, babe.
329
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,164
Leave your hang-ups
In suburbia.
330
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,969
- you're leaving?
- you bet your bippy I am.
331
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,777
- dick: hey!
- you miserable creep!
332
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:02,046
- I don't understand.
- think about it.
333
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:05,015
It's like you
Put a purple haze
Inside my brain.
334
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,951
Give it a rest.
335
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,920
- what did I do wrong?
- you know what you did.
336
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:14,292
Come on, manny.
Berkeley.
337
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:18,096
Oh, you're mad
At manny.
338
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,465
Yes, dr. Albright
339
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,500
Is mad at manny.
340
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,935
Oh! Oh, manny.
It's okay
341
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,105
Because I have something
To tell you
342
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:29,273
That's going to straighten
This whole thing out.
343
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,442
I'm not manny.
344
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,778
Isn't that ironic?
345
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,948
Right, you're
Not manny.
346
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,950
You just look
Exactly like him,
347
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,952
Know everything
About his past,
348
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:45,089
And have been carrying on
This ridiculous charade
For three days.
349
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,191
You know me so well.
350
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,761
Boy, I have been handed
351
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,763
Some lame stories
In my life,
352
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,765
But you take the cake.
353
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,101
I don't want the cake.
I want you.
354
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:03,541
Oh, my god,
You are dick solomon.
355
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:09,680
And you let me make
A complete fool of myself!
356
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:13,384
- how could you do that?
- I wanted to tell you.
I was going to tell you.
357
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:16,720
- what stopped you?
- I thought you
Might sleep with me.
358
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,492
Oh.
359
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,195
- now I understand.
- oh, thank goodness.
360
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,666
Get out!
361
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:32,170
You selfish, inconsiderate,
Opportunistic bastard!
362
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,871
You're right.
363
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,175
I guess I'll be going.
364
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,679
About inconsiderate,
I did bring brownies.
365
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,648
Oh...
( mutters )
366
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:51,322
I sure am glad we
Won't be getting any more
Of these cds in the mail.
367
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,691
Yeah, and even
If we do,
368
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:57,461
There's no reason to think
That I would have anything
To do with it
369
00:19:57,463 --> 00:20:00,198
'cause I didn't.
370
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,300
Dick, someone's
Here to see you.
371
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:05,135
I don't want to be seen.
Tell them that
I'm not here.
372
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,271
Here's not here,
Dr. Albright,
So go away.
373
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,273
Mary! Mary!
374
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:12,076
You've come
Back to me
375
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:14,712
Because you've forgiven me
For what I've done
376
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,348
And-- and because
You realize
377
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,584
That my deceit,
Although sophomoric,
378
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,520
Was meant as a pure
Gesture of affection.
379
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,755
Well, some of that.
380
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,658
Would you leave
The two of us alone
For a minute?
381
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,428
Sure.
382
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,663
Remember every word.
We want all the details.
383
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,432
Will do.
384
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:39,503
Look, I-- I may
Have overreacted
385
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:41,772
To this manny thing.
386
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,442
And I understand
That men have a tendency
387
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:47,311
To go overboard
To impress me.
I understand that.
388
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,647
The only reason
I pretended to be manny
389
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:52,316
Is because you liked him
So much more than me.
390
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,552
Manny wasn't
What he seemed,
391
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:57,722
But you are exactly
What you seem.
392
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,724
And I'll admit that
393
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,892
Your lack of nuance
Is refreshing.
394
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,894
Damn, I think
I'm wearing
395
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,829
Harry's underwear again.
396
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:08,599
Well, a little nuance
Wouldn't hurt.
397
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,801
So we're still friends?
398
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,871
Peace.
399
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:17,575
( "A whiter shade of pale" playing )
400
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:25,249
( '50s rock music playing )
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