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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:07,200 Hey, go to Williamsburg. You going to go to.... 2 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,667 Oh, I'm sorry, man. Uh, yeah. Sorry. 3 00:01:08,667 --> 00:01:10,367 Going to Williamsburg. North 6th and Wythe. 4 00:01:10,367 --> 00:01:12,367 Do you mind? I will just hang onto you. 5 00:01:12,367 --> 00:01:14,234 Can you just drop me off at Williamsburg Bridge? 6 00:01:14,234 --> 00:01:16,534 That's fine because I'm headed into the Bowery. Do you mind? 7 00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:18,200 All right, that's fine. We will just split a fare. 8 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:19,667 Two stops. Yeah. Chamber Street. 9 00:01:19,667 --> 00:01:22,167 Just take the FDR-- No, no, not FDR Drive. 10 00:01:22,167 --> 00:01:24,200 Not Chamber Street. No. Oh, my God. If you take FDR Drive, 11 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,567 first of all, it's more of a fare. I do this every single day. 12 00:01:26,567 --> 00:01:28,234 It's an extra 20 minutes. I got to be somewhere. 13 00:01:28,234 --> 00:01:29,701 Take the FDR Drive, please. It's a lot faster. 14 00:01:29,701 --> 00:01:31,567 I think we can hang down the West Side Highway 15 00:01:31,567 --> 00:01:33,567 and make a left on Chamber Street. 16 00:01:33,567 --> 00:01:35,400 There's no point, though. There's going to be-- 17 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:36,667 Bleecker, guys. We're going Bleecker. 18 00:01:36,667 --> 00:01:38,868 No, we both want to go to the same area. 19 00:01:38,868 --> 00:01:41,133 Bleecker's going to take an extra hour. 20 00:01:41,133 --> 00:01:43,334 Bleecker Street is totally out of the direction. That's ridiculous. 21 00:01:43,334 --> 00:01:45,067 Both of you, out of the cab. 22 00:01:45,067 --> 00:01:47,501 Wait a second. Calm down, man. 23 00:01:47,501 --> 00:01:50,334 We're not going to get out. We will share the same rate. We're not going to Bleecker. 24 00:01:50,334 --> 00:01:53,033 Out of my cab. 25 00:01:53,033 --> 00:01:55,167 ** [jazz] 26 00:02:04,901 --> 00:02:07,601 [Man] Hey, sweetheart. How you doing? It's me. 27 00:02:07,601 --> 00:02:10,601 I'm doing good. Thinking of you. Hey. 28 00:02:10,601 --> 00:02:12,300 Yeah, I dreamt about you last night. 29 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,667 I'm ready for you. Had my Wheaties. 30 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:16,801 I miss you, too. 31 00:02:16,801 --> 00:02:18,267 You ready? 32 00:02:18,267 --> 00:02:19,701 Okay. I got some surprises. 33 00:02:24,801 --> 00:02:27,601 Whoa. Magnifique. 34 00:02:44,968 --> 00:02:48,033 [camera flashbulb pops] 35 00:02:48,033 --> 00:02:49,834 [booth beeps] 36 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,934 Pardon. Excusez-moi, mademoiselle. 37 00:03:46,067 --> 00:03:47,734 [toilet flushes] 38 00:03:47,734 --> 00:03:49,834 This yours? 39 00:03:49,834 --> 00:03:53,701 Um, it is. It must have fallen out of my bag. 40 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:55,367 It was on the floor near the bathroom. 41 00:03:55,367 --> 00:03:57,968 That was really nice of you. How can I thank you? 42 00:03:57,968 --> 00:04:01,267 I wouldn't mind if you bought me a drink. 43 00:04:01,267 --> 00:04:02,734 Great. What would you like? 44 00:04:02,734 --> 00:04:05,801 Whatever you're having. Two gin and tonics, no ice. 45 00:04:05,801 --> 00:04:08,067 Losing your cell phone's like losing your mind. 46 00:04:08,067 --> 00:04:10,267 Do you come here a lot? 47 00:04:10,267 --> 00:04:13,067 I do. A lot. Too much. 48 00:04:13,067 --> 00:04:14,934 Long story. 49 00:04:14,934 --> 00:04:16,067 Tell me. 50 00:04:16,067 --> 00:04:17,734 I have got a ton of time. 51 00:04:17,734 --> 00:04:20,067 [clears throat] I only saw my dad once in my whole life, 52 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:21,734 right here. 53 00:04:21,734 --> 00:04:23,234 When my mom was pregnant with me, 54 00:04:23,234 --> 00:04:25,267 she never told him. 55 00:04:25,267 --> 00:04:26,567 Just left him. 56 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,200 Growing up, she had a lot of boyfriends. 57 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,934 Went through one after another. 58 00:04:29,934 --> 00:04:31,100 Always left them. 59 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:32,734 Every time she'd leave a man, though, 60 00:04:32,734 --> 00:04:34,334 she'd keep something, like a souvenir. 61 00:04:34,334 --> 00:04:37,567 Maybe a book or a necklace or a painting. 62 00:04:37,567 --> 00:04:39,934 When she left my dad, she kept me. 63 00:04:39,934 --> 00:04:41,267 I was her souvenir. 64 00:04:41,267 --> 00:04:43,567 Before she died, she gave me a piece of paper 65 00:04:43,567 --> 00:04:45,100 with his name and number on it. 66 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:47,968 I called him up, and we met here. 67 00:04:47,968 --> 00:04:49,100 I said one thing to him. 68 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:50,968 What did you say? 69 00:04:50,968 --> 00:04:52,100 "Dad." 70 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:53,434 That's it? 71 00:04:53,434 --> 00:04:55,734 "I'm a gift for you, from Mom." 72 00:04:58,100 --> 00:04:59,033 Thank you. 73 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:04,534 I walk past your flower room every day. 74 00:05:04,534 --> 00:05:07,767 I see you, but I say nothing. 75 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:11,267 I'm so afraid to look at you. Oh, girl. 76 00:05:11,267 --> 00:05:14,968 You say I'm the strongest. I say you're the kindest. 77 00:05:14,968 --> 00:05:18,467 You ask me where I'm going. I point to the ocean. 78 00:05:18,467 --> 00:05:19,968 Oh, girl. 79 00:05:22,467 --> 00:05:23,634 Very touching. 80 00:05:23,634 --> 00:05:25,601 Lyrics to this song. 81 00:05:25,601 --> 00:05:27,033 Let me have a cigarette. 82 00:05:29,501 --> 00:05:32,167 Indian? I think it's Japanese. 83 00:05:32,167 --> 00:05:34,501 Chinese. Chinese? 84 00:05:38,133 --> 00:05:40,133 Xie xie. 85 00:05:40,133 --> 00:05:42,434 [speaks Chinese] 86 00:05:42,434 --> 00:05:44,634 Incroyable. 87 00:05:44,634 --> 00:05:48,901 Which means "Thank you, I fuck, and you're off-key." 88 00:05:48,901 --> 00:05:52,901 [chuckles] He found my phone for me. 89 00:05:52,901 --> 00:05:55,167 Really? Very nice. Thank you. 90 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:56,234 Gary. Nice to meet you. 91 00:05:56,234 --> 00:05:57,234 Ben. 92 00:05:58,167 --> 00:05:59,167 How are you, Benjamin? 93 00:05:59,167 --> 00:06:00,167 Just Ben. 94 00:06:00,167 --> 00:06:03,033 Thank you. 95 00:06:03,033 --> 00:06:04,167 Nice to meet you. 96 00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:06,167 I will leave you two alone. 97 00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:09,200 Have a seat. Sit. 98 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,067 Sit down. 99 00:06:20,501 --> 00:06:21,667 We know each other? 100 00:06:21,667 --> 00:06:22,968 It's possible. 101 00:06:22,968 --> 00:06:23,934 You look familiar. 102 00:06:23,934 --> 00:06:25,534 New York's not such a big place. 103 00:06:25,534 --> 00:06:26,534 You study? NYU? 104 00:06:26,534 --> 00:06:27,534 I wish. 105 00:06:27,534 --> 00:06:29,200 I teach there. 106 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:30,334 Am I a good teacher? 107 00:06:30,334 --> 00:06:31,367 You're a good teacher. Thank you. 108 00:06:31,367 --> 00:06:33,667 So what do you do? 109 00:06:36,067 --> 00:06:37,033 Thief. 110 00:06:38,701 --> 00:06:40,534 Could be. That is funny. 111 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:42,734 Might be? Used to be? 112 00:06:42,734 --> 00:06:44,000 Will be? 113 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,200 To be or not to be. Well, I'm a thief. 114 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,300 I have been trying to steal you from your wife, 115 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:50,000 but it hasn't worked so far. 116 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,400 Can I get the bill? 117 00:06:55,801 --> 00:06:58,033 You lost your wallet? 118 00:06:58,033 --> 00:07:00,667 You lost your wallet. 119 00:07:00,667 --> 00:07:02,501 Is this yours? 120 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:07,968 [laughing] 121 00:07:07,968 --> 00:07:09,567 Wow. 122 00:07:10,901 --> 00:07:12,834 Yeah, that's my wallet. 123 00:07:12,834 --> 00:07:15,634 Merci beaucoup. Money's gone. 124 00:07:15,634 --> 00:07:18,300 I recently lost my wallet, 125 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:20,901 but I managed to get my money back. 126 00:07:25,667 --> 00:07:28,767 A young man should never be without cash. 127 00:07:29,634 --> 00:07:30,767 [chuckles] 128 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:38,033 Knock yourself out, young man. 129 00:07:38,033 --> 00:07:39,167 You lost your wallet? 130 00:07:42,067 --> 00:07:44,367 Did you lose my pictures, too? 131 00:07:44,367 --> 00:07:48,300 Pictures? How could I? 132 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:50,567 How did you get these? 133 00:07:50,567 --> 00:07:52,400 I took these, like, five minutes ago. 134 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,434 Aren't you full of surprises today. 135 00:07:55,434 --> 00:07:57,300 You took off your ring. 136 00:07:57,300 --> 00:07:58,934 Ben, your keys. 137 00:08:14,067 --> 00:08:14,817 Mm. 138 00:08:36,067 --> 00:08:39,267 Ben, wait up! 139 00:09:20,334 --> 00:09:22,834 [Man on speaker device speaking Gujarati] 140 00:09:22,834 --> 00:09:24,534 [speaks Gujarati] 141 00:09:24,534 --> 00:09:26,200 I have come into the city 142 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,634 only to do this deal, so it better be good. 143 00:09:28,634 --> 00:09:30,567 My customer wants natts, ASAP. 144 00:09:30,567 --> 00:09:32,767 I'm in the middle of my wedding arrangements, 145 00:09:32,767 --> 00:09:34,200 but I came here to do this business with you. 146 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:35,934 Who are you getting married to? 147 00:09:35,934 --> 00:09:37,801 His name's Chaim. 148 00:09:37,801 --> 00:09:42,200 * Chaim in the mood * 149 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,667 * For love * 150 00:09:45,667 --> 00:09:47,901 [snickers] 151 00:09:47,901 --> 00:09:49,267 Where's my invitation for your wedding? 152 00:09:49,267 --> 00:09:51,267 Did you invite me to your wedding? 153 00:09:51,267 --> 00:09:54,000 Oh, I wish I had. 154 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,133 25 years I have been trading with Hasidic people. 155 00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:59,501 I know nothing about them. They know nothing about Jain peoples. 156 00:09:59,501 --> 00:10:02,734 Strictly business. We don't come to 47th Street to chitchat. 157 00:10:02,734 --> 00:10:05,667 While you inspect the goods, I'm going to eat. 158 00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:09,033 Excuse me. Hmm? 159 00:10:09,033 --> 00:10:11,200 You can't eat meat, right? You Hindus? 160 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:14,701 No, we are not Hindus. [clicking tongue] We are Jains. 161 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,834 Hinduism is too materialistic for us. 162 00:10:16,834 --> 00:10:19,167 No meat, no fish. 163 00:10:19,167 --> 00:10:22,100 And what can't you eat? No pig, no shrimp. 164 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:24,834 What else can't you eat? No onion, no garlic. 165 00:10:24,834 --> 00:10:27,434 No milk and meat together. No potato, no roots. 166 00:10:27,434 --> 00:10:30,033 Nothing that hasn't been blessed. Nothing too spicy. 167 00:10:30,033 --> 00:10:32,100 It is exciting the passions, you know. 168 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:33,868 The Christians-- they eat everything. 169 00:10:33,868 --> 00:10:35,200 They're like the Chinese. 170 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,033 They never have to spend too much time 171 00:10:37,033 --> 00:10:38,234 picking a restaurant. 172 00:10:38,234 --> 00:10:39,567 That's why there are no Christians 173 00:10:39,567 --> 00:10:40,701 in the diamond market. 174 00:10:40,701 --> 00:10:41,934 How can you trust a person 175 00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:43,200 who will eat anything? 176 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,801 [snickers] 177 00:10:44,801 --> 00:10:47,000 This parcel's not so good. 178 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,334 At least 20% rejection you have given me. 179 00:10:49,334 --> 00:10:50,267 How much? 180 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:53,734 [speaking Gujarati] 181 00:10:53,734 --> 00:10:55,100 [Man in Gujarati] 182 00:10:57,567 --> 00:10:58,934 550. 183 00:10:58,934 --> 00:11:01,834 Too much. Way too much. 184 00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:03,534 I will give you 480. 185 00:11:03,534 --> 00:11:04,968 Why are you doing this to me? 186 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:07,267 My children will be crying at home 187 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,901 because after I do business with you, I have no money for food. 188 00:11:09,901 --> 00:11:11,601 I can't make commission on this. 189 00:11:11,601 --> 00:11:13,067 540. 190 00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:16,234 Maybe I can give my children some dry bread. 191 00:11:16,234 --> 00:11:20,000 I have to check with my customer. 192 00:11:21,334 --> 00:11:23,000 [speaking Yiddish] 193 00:11:24,701 --> 00:11:26,734 My customer says too much. 194 00:11:26,734 --> 00:11:28,400 No, he doesn't. 195 00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:31,834 I know you understand Gujarati. 196 00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:33,901 [chuckles] That's why I lied. 197 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,901 And I know you know I know Gujarati. 198 00:11:35,901 --> 00:11:37,234 And I know you know Yiddish. 199 00:11:37,234 --> 00:11:41,267 I was speaking to an answering machine. 200 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:46,300 520, as a wedding present. Mazel. 201 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:48,100 I'm sorry. I can't shake your hand. 202 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:49,734 I'm not allowed to touch any man 203 00:11:49,734 --> 00:11:51,534 who isn't my husband. 204 00:11:51,534 --> 00:11:53,367 Mazel. 205 00:11:53,367 --> 00:11:55,067 And mazel for your wedding. 206 00:11:55,067 --> 00:11:58,067 Mazel for the dozen children you will soon have. 207 00:11:58,067 --> 00:12:00,601 Thank you. Is that your children? 208 00:12:00,601 --> 00:12:03,267 Minesh and Paresh. 209 00:12:03,267 --> 00:12:06,501 Where's your wife? Oh, she's not looking that good 210 00:12:06,501 --> 00:12:09,534 in the photographs these days. 211 00:12:09,534 --> 00:12:10,284 Oi. 212 00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:15,000 Last year she decided that marriage was a sin. 213 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000 Now she's in India, 214 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,968 with her head shaved, going door to door, 215 00:12:18,968 --> 00:12:20,567 collecting food in the bowl. 216 00:12:20,567 --> 00:12:23,701 She used to be my wife. 217 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,467 Now I have to worship her. 218 00:12:25,467 --> 00:12:30,067 Don't worry. She's not the only one without hair. 219 00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:32,000 I had to shave off all mine this morning 220 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,400 Because I'm getting married tomorrow. 221 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,634 This is a wig. 222 00:12:35,634 --> 00:12:39,033 Why? What is so wrong with women's hair anyway? 223 00:12:39,033 --> 00:12:40,567 Why you all want to cut it off? 224 00:12:40,567 --> 00:12:43,467 They wanted me to cut it off on my wedding night. 225 00:12:43,467 --> 00:12:45,601 I said "No way." Yeah? 226 00:12:45,601 --> 00:12:49,067 It took 25 years to grow, 10 minutes to cut off. 227 00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:51,901 And now, for the rest of my life, 228 00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:55,267 I have to wear some other woman's hair. 229 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,767 For all I know, 230 00:12:57,767 --> 00:13:01,200 you could be wearing my wife's hair right now. 231 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:04,300 What do you mean, your wife's hair? 232 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:08,033 Most human hair in America comes from our temples in India, 233 00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:10,834 where women offer their long locks to God 234 00:13:10,834 --> 00:13:15,000 so that they can be sold to the West and you can have your wigs. 235 00:13:41,701 --> 00:13:44,234 While we are waiting for the Messiah, 236 00:13:44,234 --> 00:13:46,200 while we are waiting for Mahavir... 237 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,200 your eyes will suffice 238 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,534 to give tired men hope. 239 00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:11,400 This is not the proper etiquette in this neighborhood. 240 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,300 What is this? 241 00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:18,200 ** [traditional] [Men shouting] 242 00:14:25,501 --> 00:14:28,033 ** [continues] [shouting continues] 243 00:14:43,734 --> 00:14:47,033 [Diamond Salesman] Rifka! 244 00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:47,753 Rifka! 245 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,567 [Rifka] Mansukhbai! 246 00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:39,133 ** [car radio: Man singing in foreign language] 247 00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:44,968 ** [Man singing along in foreign language] 248 00:15:44,968 --> 00:15:47,400 [speaking French] 249 00:15:57,534 --> 00:15:59,334 Ah, oui? Ah, oui. 250 00:16:13,334 --> 00:16:14,567 ** [resumes singing along with radio] 251 00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:16,200 [sighs] 252 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,200 Oh, I'm s-- I'm so sorry. 253 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,067 Wow, that's an entrance. 254 00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:21,567 Wait. Which way are you going? 255 00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:24,334 Uh, I was just gonna go over cross town to the East Side. 256 00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:28,000 Oh, I guess I can film there, too. Okay, let's go. 257 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,234 [speaks French] 258 00:16:29,234 --> 00:16:30,767 Thank you so much. 259 00:16:30,767 --> 00:16:32,167 You're welcome. 260 00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:34,300 ** [continues] 261 00:16:43,734 --> 00:16:47,267 [snoring] ** [tune on phone] 262 00:16:55,634 --> 00:16:56,634 Hello? 263 00:16:56,634 --> 00:16:59,300 [coughing] 264 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:02,200 [Woman] David? Are you okay? 265 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,701 Did I wake you? Yeah. 266 00:17:04,701 --> 00:17:06,300 Yeah, you can say that. 267 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:10,667 Listen, he left me a message about a couple of music cues. 268 00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:11,834 Who? 269 00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:13,834 Abara, your director. 270 00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:16,267 Uh, okay, which ones? 271 00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:19,167 5, 7, 8, 12, 13....... 272 00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:21,634 Okay. Okay, great. What was the message? 273 00:17:21,634 --> 00:17:23,300 He hates them. 274 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:25,567 You have to change them. 275 00:17:26,634 --> 00:17:28,133 Because? 276 00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:30,534 He didn't say. 277 00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:32,467 Oh, well, 278 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,467 what do you think, Camille? 279 00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:36,567 Maybe you should talk to him directly. 280 00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:41,234 Mmm. Yeah. 281 00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:42,667 Yeah, I will call him. 282 00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,267 ** ["Carnival of the Animals"] 283 00:17:44,267 --> 00:17:47,267 Hey, Camille. It's your favorite stalker. 284 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,934 Did you talk to Abara? Yeah, we talked. 285 00:17:49,934 --> 00:17:53,667 He talked for, like, two hours about, like, composers-- 286 00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:58,601 Wagner, Brahms, Gustav Mahler, Tchaikovsky, Dostoyevsky. 287 00:17:58,601 --> 00:17:59,801 That killed me. 288 00:17:59,801 --> 00:18:02,734 Dostoyevsky isn't a composer. 289 00:18:02,734 --> 00:18:04,534 Are you okay? Never better. 290 00:18:04,534 --> 00:18:06,634 Great. Well, I need your address. 291 00:18:06,634 --> 00:18:09,100 Abara wants to messenger you something right away. 292 00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:11,701 Does he? [sighs] 293 00:18:11,701 --> 00:18:13,133 Hold on. 294 00:18:15,968 --> 00:18:18,834 Aw. It's on my phone. 295 00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:21,701 I'm a total idiot when it comes to numbers and addresses. 296 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,734 My last girlfriend... Uh-huh? 297 00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:25,267 I couldn't remember her birthday. 298 00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:26,601 She broke up with me because of that. 299 00:18:26,601 --> 00:18:28,000 Yeah, well, you deserved it. 300 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,901 Probably. But the upside is that I'm single now. 301 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,634 So, dinner? 302 00:18:32,634 --> 00:18:34,634 [laughs] You're sleep deprived, David. 303 00:18:34,634 --> 00:18:37,234 No. I'm Camille deprived. 304 00:18:37,234 --> 00:18:39,868 I'm thinking Balthazar for dinner 305 00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:42,467 and maybe a little pastis for dessert. 306 00:18:42,467 --> 00:18:46,000 I'm thinking unemployment if you don't finish those cues on time. 307 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,100 Give me your address. 308 00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:49,467 ** [keyboard chord] 309 00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:55,434 Hello? 310 00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,234 [Camille] Hey, did you get the books? 311 00:18:57,234 --> 00:18:58,868 I left them outside your door. 312 00:18:58,868 --> 00:19:02,634 Wait. What-- You were here? Why didn't you call? 313 00:19:02,634 --> 00:19:05,200 I knocked, like, a hundred times. 314 00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:09,334 What the hell is this? 315 00:19:09,334 --> 00:19:11,767 He talked to you about Dostoyevsky. 316 00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:16,000 "Please read." 317 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,834 Is this guy crazy? Am I-- 318 00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:20,000 Am I supposed to read these or eat them? 319 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,501 Okay, David. I'm gonna put you through to Abara, okay? 320 00:19:23,501 --> 00:19:25,801 You can talk to him. 321 00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:28,734 [sighs] 322 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,734 How'd it go with Abara? 323 00:19:32,734 --> 00:19:35,434 He just said "Read the books, Dave. 324 00:19:35,434 --> 00:19:37,434 "Don't use CliffNotes or Wikipedia. 325 00:19:37,434 --> 00:19:40,234 Just read them." So fine. 326 00:19:40,234 --> 00:19:43,067 I'm on a bench in Central Park with The Brothers Karamazov. 327 00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:45,634 800 pages, and I'm page 22. 328 00:19:45,634 --> 00:19:47,934 [chuckles] Ouch. 329 00:19:47,934 --> 00:19:49,767 [coughs, sneezes] 330 00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:51,901 Bless you. 331 00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:56,534 Thanks. 332 00:19:56,534 --> 00:19:58,601 What? What's wrong? 333 00:19:58,601 --> 00:20:01,968 I can see the Dakota. Hmm. 334 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:05,400 John Lennon...is my god. 335 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,901 You know his song "Mother"? Yeah. 336 00:20:07,901 --> 00:20:09,667 I was a kid the first time I heard that. 337 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,267 Why can't I write a song like "Mother"? 338 00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:14,033 Oh, I just sent you a picture. 339 00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:15,534 Oh, my God. 340 00:20:15,534 --> 00:20:17,234 Is that John Lennon standing behind you? 341 00:20:17,234 --> 00:20:19,634 What? I'm just kidding. 342 00:20:20,734 --> 00:20:23,200 I have no idea what you look like, Camille. 343 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,567 Hmm. 344 00:20:24,567 --> 00:20:26,267 Send me a picture. 345 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,868 No. No way. 346 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,801 Is that what you look like? 347 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:48,501 [Camille on machine] If you're calling for Camille, 348 00:20:48,501 --> 00:20:51,334 please leave a message after the beep. [beep] 349 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,367 [David] There are 1,784 pages, 350 00:20:53,367 --> 00:20:55,534 and it takes me four minutes to read one page. 351 00:20:55,534 --> 00:20:58,834 1,784 pages times four minutes a page 352 00:20:58,834 --> 00:21:01,634 is 7,136 minutes, 353 00:21:01,634 --> 00:21:04,200 which equals 118.9333 hours, 354 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,200 which comes to 4.955 days. 355 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,100 But you can round it off to five days without sleeping. 356 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,901 It's impossible. I quit. 357 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:18,200 I quit. 358 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,033 [no audio] 359 00:21:20,033 --> 00:21:21,901 Goodbye, Camille. 360 00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:25,701 [phone rings] 361 00:21:27,434 --> 00:21:28,154 [ring] 362 00:21:30,701 --> 00:21:32,801 Hello? [coughing] 363 00:21:32,801 --> 00:21:33,521 [ring] 364 00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:39,734 [David on machine] Please leave a message after the beep. 365 00:21:39,734 --> 00:21:41,567 [beep] 366 00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:46,167 Hey, David. It's Camille. 367 00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:50,133 You know, when Dostoyevsky was writing The Gambler, 368 00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:52,067 he signed a contract with his publisher 369 00:21:52,067 --> 00:21:55,567 saying that he would finish it in 26 days. 370 00:21:55,567 --> 00:21:57,167 And he did it, 371 00:21:57,167 --> 00:22:00,567 but he had the help of this young stenographer. 372 00:22:00,567 --> 00:22:04,901 This girl.....she stayed with him, and she helped him. 373 00:22:04,901 --> 00:22:07,567 And afterwards, 374 00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:10,100 they actually got married. 375 00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:12,434 [chuckles] Isn't that cool? 376 00:22:12,434 --> 00:22:14,834 That's how he met his wife. 377 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,367 Anyway, I found this story 378 00:22:16,367 --> 00:22:18,367 in the preface for Crime and Punishment. 379 00:22:18,367 --> 00:22:21,734 So I was thinking that-- 380 00:22:21,734 --> 00:22:24,634 And this would have to be between you and me. 381 00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:28,834 But I was thinking that I could read the books 382 00:22:28,834 --> 00:22:30,834 and tell you what's going on. 383 00:22:30,834 --> 00:22:33,767 That way, you could just focus on your music. 384 00:22:33,767 --> 00:22:35,567 But only if you're comfortable with this. 385 00:22:35,567 --> 00:22:38,334 And if you're not, you know, we can just forget it, 386 00:22:38,334 --> 00:22:40,167 and you can quit. 387 00:22:40,167 --> 00:22:43,367 But if you are, 388 00:22:43,367 --> 00:22:46,434 then open this door. 389 00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:51,100 Open...this door? 390 00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:24,901 Okay, a deal's a deal. 391 00:23:24,901 --> 00:23:27,133 Does this mean we're getting married? 392 00:23:28,334 --> 00:23:30,667 I have a lot of reading to do. 393 00:23:34,734 --> 00:23:38,200 Hi. I'm Camille. 394 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,467 Hi. I'm David. 395 00:24:15,033 --> 00:24:16,667 [phone rings] 396 00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:19,767 Hello? 397 00:24:19,767 --> 00:24:21,467 Where? 398 00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:27,601 Thank you. 399 00:25:39,801 --> 00:25:44,033 That was kind of a powerful, intimate situation. 400 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,701 What was intimate? 401 00:25:46,701 --> 00:25:49,400 Just now. Just-- We... 402 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,200 Sharing the flame. 403 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,467 I mean, that was-- that was intimate. 404 00:25:53,467 --> 00:25:54,601 If you say so. 405 00:25:54,601 --> 00:25:55,901 Oh, come on now. 406 00:25:55,901 --> 00:25:57,467 You know what I'm talking about. 407 00:25:57,467 --> 00:25:59,234 Our hands almost touched. 408 00:25:59,234 --> 00:26:02,334 I looked at you, and you lifted your head up slowly, 409 00:26:02,334 --> 00:26:03,567 and our eyes met. 410 00:26:03,567 --> 00:26:05,434 It was-- It was-- It was intense, 411 00:26:05,434 --> 00:26:06,834 and it was intimate. 412 00:26:06,834 --> 00:26:10,033 Wow. Stop it. I feel naked. 413 00:26:10,033 --> 00:26:12,067 Yeah, well, you know what? I have that effect on women. 414 00:26:12,067 --> 00:26:14,234 I mean, not all women. No, not all women. [laughs] 415 00:26:14,234 --> 00:26:16,334 But it has happened before, so don't be alarmed. 416 00:26:16,334 --> 00:26:19,334 Yeah, I bet. Yeah. Don't ignore what's happening here. 417 00:26:19,334 --> 00:26:21,234 We're having some kind of powerful, weird alchemy, 418 00:26:21,234 --> 00:26:23,133 and you have to pay attention when that happens. 419 00:26:23,133 --> 00:26:26,300 This stuff is not to be treated lightly. 420 00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:28,033 Listen, I actually just came out here 421 00:26:28,033 --> 00:26:29,634 to have a cigarette, okay? 422 00:26:29,634 --> 00:26:31,968 And relax and do my thing. Okay. No. Sure. Sure. Yeah. 423 00:26:31,968 --> 00:26:34,000 So, uh, maybe another time. 424 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,667 Yeah. But there may not be another time. Okay? 425 00:26:36,667 --> 00:26:38,000 I may never get this chance again. 426 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,701 I mean, we may never, you know, 427 00:26:39,701 --> 00:26:42,133 be able to return to this-- this moment. 428 00:26:42,133 --> 00:26:45,968 Well, then, you should know that I'm married and happy. 429 00:26:45,968 --> 00:26:48,167 Right. Uh-huh. And where is he? 430 00:26:48,167 --> 00:26:49,634 Huh? Huh? 431 00:26:49,634 --> 00:26:52,133 He leaves you out here alone, in the dark, without a light. 432 00:26:52,133 --> 00:26:54,567 I'm not feeling that. Well, he doesn't smoke, so-- 433 00:26:54,567 --> 00:26:57,033 But you love him anyway. Yeah. Why not? 434 00:26:57,033 --> 00:27:00,067 Sure. Sure. He just abandons you, huh, 435 00:27:00,067 --> 00:27:03,334 to your mortal disease, and leaves you alone to suffer 436 00:27:03,334 --> 00:27:05,467 and die, when he's in there pretending to love you? 437 00:27:05,467 --> 00:27:08,000 I don't respect this guy. I think he's a coward. 438 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,200 I think he's selfish. And forgive me for saying this, 439 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,868 but I think any moment now, this guy's gonna open up his real self to you, 440 00:27:13,868 --> 00:27:15,200 and it's gonna be all-- [roars] 441 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,067 like, scary stuff's gonna come out. 442 00:27:17,067 --> 00:27:18,400 You know, I felt it right away. 443 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,400 I felt it right away-- that I think-- 444 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,200 I'm gonna say something a little bold here. 445 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,868 But I think you might be married to the wrong person. 446 00:27:25,868 --> 00:27:28,501 I don't know that even if that were true 447 00:27:28,501 --> 00:27:30,534 that I'd tell you. Right. 448 00:27:30,534 --> 00:27:32,667 We're not exactly friends. No, we're not. 449 00:27:32,667 --> 00:27:33,968 No. That's true. 450 00:27:33,968 --> 00:27:35,534 But we did share a flame. Right? 451 00:27:35,534 --> 00:27:37,100 Speaking of. Oh. 452 00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:38,901 See? Look at that. See? You need me. 453 00:27:38,901 --> 00:27:40,901 You're walking away, and you need me. 454 00:27:40,901 --> 00:27:44,133 We share a flame. Thousands of tiny molecules are heating up right now. 455 00:27:44,133 --> 00:27:45,501 They're penetrating our brain. 456 00:27:45,501 --> 00:27:47,534 They're stimulating our sexual desire. 457 00:27:47,534 --> 00:27:50,334 I don't know about you, but I find that shit very romantic. 458 00:27:50,334 --> 00:27:52,133 And I'm so glad you walked over here 459 00:27:52,133 --> 00:27:54,133 because now I can feel a little bit more comfortable 460 00:27:54,133 --> 00:27:56,467 to tell you that I happen to be, 461 00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:58,434 uh, on the forefront of men 462 00:27:58,434 --> 00:28:01,501 able to find and locate a woman's G-spot. 463 00:28:01,501 --> 00:28:03,434 And I could do that for you. 464 00:28:03,434 --> 00:28:05,234 That's really generous of you. Thank you. 465 00:28:05,234 --> 00:28:08,901 It's my pleasure. Well, it's your pleasure. 466 00:28:08,901 --> 00:28:10,834 And what makes you think I haven't located it yet? 467 00:28:10,834 --> 00:28:12,901 Um, the way you hold the cigarette. 468 00:28:12,901 --> 00:28:15,200 It's a little high and tight, you know? 469 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,033 What you have to do is you have to lower it. 470 00:28:17,033 --> 00:28:20,901 You have to bring it all the way down in there so it just sits comfortably. 471 00:28:20,901 --> 00:28:23,234 It rests there. If it's high and tight like that, 472 00:28:23,234 --> 00:28:24,934 the whole body gets restricted, 473 00:28:24,934 --> 00:28:27,334 and the plexus gets closed off, 474 00:28:27,334 --> 00:28:30,434 you know, and the vagina gets locked. 475 00:28:30,434 --> 00:28:33,634 Look, I just happen to know this crazy, weird technique with the vagina. 476 00:28:33,634 --> 00:28:35,701 It's kind of cool, and I thought you'd be interested. 477 00:28:35,701 --> 00:28:37,234 But you have to be prepared. 478 00:28:37,234 --> 00:28:39,501 You know what I mean? Preparation is the key. 479 00:28:39,501 --> 00:28:42,767 I mean, it starts with a little walk. Just a short walk, like... 480 00:28:42,767 --> 00:28:44,334 You know, like, to, uh-- like my apartment. 481 00:28:44,334 --> 00:28:47,334 It's a couple blocks from here. And we would walk, 482 00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:50,400 and I would tell you a few little elegant, classy jokes. 483 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:51,634 You know, kind of getting us 484 00:28:51,634 --> 00:28:53,701 a little giggly, a little silly. 485 00:28:53,701 --> 00:28:57,667 You know? And then we'd share a glass of Burgundy. Burgundy? 486 00:28:57,667 --> 00:28:58,968 Yeah. 487 00:28:58,968 --> 00:29:01,634 We'd bask in the warm, gentle, 488 00:29:01,634 --> 00:29:03,767 romantic yet erotic glow 489 00:29:03,767 --> 00:29:05,901 of, uh, my spacious loft. 490 00:29:05,901 --> 00:29:08,667 And then I would undress you, 491 00:29:08,667 --> 00:29:10,400 and you would undress me. 492 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,334 We'd stand naked before each other, and we'd kiss. 493 00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:15,901 I find-- I find kissing a very helpful, 494 00:29:15,901 --> 00:29:18,167 sweet way to-- to relax. 495 00:29:18,167 --> 00:29:19,901 And then, maybe I would-- I would-- 496 00:29:19,901 --> 00:29:21,467 I would bite your neck a little bit. 497 00:29:21,467 --> 00:29:24,267 Not-- Not hard. Just gentle-- gentle little nibbles, 498 00:29:24,267 --> 00:29:26,467 like-- like a little kitty cat, you know? 499 00:29:26,467 --> 00:29:29,167 And then-- And then you would feel 500 00:29:29,167 --> 00:29:32,167 my hands kind of descend to your lower region, 501 00:29:32,167 --> 00:29:34,400 kind of, uh, finding their way, 502 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,534 massaging the skin around your clitoris, 503 00:29:37,534 --> 00:29:41,067 which would even stimulate the arousal even more. 504 00:29:41,067 --> 00:29:42,467 All the time, I'm whispering 505 00:29:42,467 --> 00:29:45,100 delicate little poems in your ear, you know? 506 00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:47,634 And the blood from your body 507 00:29:47,634 --> 00:29:51,167 is-- is rushing to the wet internal walls, 508 00:29:51,167 --> 00:29:54,000 and my fingers would slide effortlessly-- 509 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,968 [laughing] Are you an actor or something? 510 00:29:57,968 --> 00:29:59,567 Or a comedian? You're a comedian. 511 00:29:59,567 --> 00:30:02,667 No. I, uh-- I'm kind of a writer. 512 00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:05,200 Oh, you're kind of a writer. Yeah, kind of. 513 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,901 You know, what about you? What do you do? 514 00:30:07,901 --> 00:30:11,100 I'm a hooker. 515 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:14,734 [stammering, laughing] What exactly does that mean? 516 00:30:14,734 --> 00:30:17,767 That exactly means that people pay to have sex with me. 517 00:30:17,767 --> 00:30:19,767 Mm-hmm. 518 00:30:19,767 --> 00:30:22,467 So, if I wanted to, um... 519 00:30:22,467 --> 00:30:24,000 Here's my card. 520 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,133 It's got my number and my Web site on it. 521 00:30:26,133 --> 00:30:28,434 So wow. You're, uh... 522 00:30:28,434 --> 00:30:31,868 That's why you're-- Fridays is no good. 523 00:30:31,868 --> 00:30:33,767 Saturdays and Sunday are busy. 524 00:30:33,767 --> 00:30:36,367 Weekends are... Avoid weekends. 525 00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:38,801 You know, I look forward to hearing from you 526 00:30:38,801 --> 00:30:42,000 and sharing another... intimate moment. 527 00:30:50,968 --> 00:30:54,400 Well, fuck me. 528 00:31:27,968 --> 00:31:29,901 [barks] 529 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:35,667 [Young man, narrating] In New York City, 530 00:31:35,667 --> 00:31:38,200 there are currently 759 drugstores 531 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,501 and over 1,600 registered pharmacists. 532 00:31:41,501 --> 00:31:43,701 On the day of my senior prom, 533 00:31:43,701 --> 00:31:45,868 one of them would change my life. 534 00:31:45,868 --> 00:31:49,100 Shit bums. They lose 2 to 1 again. One run. 535 00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:52,133 They couldn't hit a ball with an oar. Listen, this is on the house. 536 00:31:52,133 --> 00:31:54,767 I heard about what happened with you and that girl you were dating. 537 00:31:54,767 --> 00:31:56,100 Oh. I'm really sorry. 538 00:31:56,100 --> 00:31:57,434 And on prom night. 539 00:31:57,434 --> 00:31:59,367 Like there's gonna be other proms. 540 00:31:59,367 --> 00:32:00,934 Well, there's not gonna be another prom. 541 00:32:00,934 --> 00:32:02,734 Not now, not ever. 542 00:32:02,734 --> 00:32:06,367 She's a whore, all right? Crushing a young man's dreams. 543 00:32:06,367 --> 00:32:09,334 She's a snake fucking devil whore is what she is. 544 00:32:09,334 --> 00:32:12,634 She's got no right. It's-- It's really-- It's all right. 545 00:32:12,634 --> 00:32:15,567 I mean, we only went out a couple months, and I'm okay with it. 546 00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:17,901 Here's the thing. I'm gonna help you. 547 00:32:17,901 --> 00:32:19,400 Come here for a second. 548 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,133 I got something to show you. 549 00:32:24,033 --> 00:32:27,300 That's my daughter. She will go to the prom with you tonight. 550 00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:29,300 It's the right thing to do. 551 00:32:29,300 --> 00:32:31,601 And that's not chopped liver, right? 552 00:32:31,601 --> 00:32:32,901 Nuh-uh. 553 00:32:32,901 --> 00:32:36,501 I was 17, and I'd only been to second base, 554 00:32:36,501 --> 00:32:39,501 but I felt like tonight could be my lucky night. 555 00:32:39,501 --> 00:32:40,300 Hey, kid. 556 00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:42,868 Hey, Mr. Riccoli. Hey. 557 00:32:42,868 --> 00:32:44,868 Call me Frank. Oh. Yeah. 558 00:32:44,868 --> 00:32:47,367 You look good. Thanks. 559 00:32:47,367 --> 00:32:48,701 Oh. Hey. 560 00:32:48,701 --> 00:32:51,734 ** [choir vocalizing] 561 00:32:51,734 --> 00:32:54,968 ** [slowing down] 562 00:32:54,968 --> 00:32:57,133 ** [stops] 563 00:32:57,133 --> 00:33:00,300 Listen, try to get her home by 12:00, 12:30. 564 00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:02,367 She's gotta take her pills. 565 00:33:09,801 --> 00:33:12,033 ** [big band] 566 00:33:15,868 --> 00:33:17,667 Why are you stopping? 567 00:33:17,667 --> 00:33:20,434 That's my girlfriend. [chuckling] 568 00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:25,100 Hey. 569 00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:25,850 Hi. 570 00:33:26,767 --> 00:33:29,234 I'm sorry. I came with Gil. 571 00:33:29,234 --> 00:33:31,200 He's a film major at NYU. 572 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,434 Oh, that-- that's cool. 573 00:33:33,434 --> 00:33:35,200 We're-- We're cool. Whatever. 574 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,534 It's no biggie, you know? 575 00:33:36,534 --> 00:33:39,133 How's your, uh, swimmer's ear? 576 00:33:39,133 --> 00:33:41,133 Good. Better. 577 00:33:41,133 --> 00:33:44,033 [chuckles] Who's your date? 578 00:33:45,434 --> 00:33:47,434 Make-A-Wish. 579 00:33:47,434 --> 00:33:49,234 Yeah. Yeah. 580 00:33:49,234 --> 00:33:51,033 You know, it was her dream to go to prom, 581 00:33:51,033 --> 00:33:54,367 and I said, "Of course I will make your dream come true." 582 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:15,667 I want to dance. 583 00:34:15,667 --> 00:34:18,334 Uh, we should-- we should talk first. 584 00:34:18,334 --> 00:34:19,701 I want to dance. 585 00:34:19,701 --> 00:34:21,834 [Man in singsong voice] Everybody clap your hands. 586 00:34:21,834 --> 00:34:23,634 [all whooping] 587 00:34:23,634 --> 00:34:25,667 Check it out, y'all. [laughs] 588 00:34:25,667 --> 00:34:27,334 How low can you go? 589 00:34:27,334 --> 00:34:29,267 Can you go down low? 590 00:34:29,267 --> 00:34:31,267 All the way to the floor? 591 00:34:31,267 --> 00:34:33,234 How low can you go? 592 00:34:33,234 --> 00:34:35,200 Can you bring it to the top? 593 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,133 Like you will never, never stop? 594 00:34:37,133 --> 00:34:38,801 Wait! That's my limo! 595 00:34:38,801 --> 00:34:41,000 You have got your own wheels. [laughing] 596 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,133 [laughter] 597 00:34:46,934 --> 00:34:48,634 [sighs] 598 00:34:50,534 --> 00:34:52,801 Want to walk me home through the park? 599 00:34:52,801 --> 00:34:54,834 Through the park? 600 00:35:00,167 --> 00:35:02,234 Thanks. 601 00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:04,934 I had a really good time tonight. 602 00:35:04,934 --> 00:35:05,894 Me, too. 603 00:35:07,501 --> 00:35:10,534 I should probably take you home. 604 00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:13,701 Make a wish. 605 00:35:13,701 --> 00:35:16,367 [chuckles] I really can't think 606 00:35:16,367 --> 00:35:19,200 of anything right now. 607 00:35:21,601 --> 00:35:22,434 Come on. 608 00:35:22,434 --> 00:35:24,834 Take my panties off. 609 00:35:26,734 --> 00:35:28,434 Come on. 610 00:35:40,434 --> 00:35:42,334 Yeah, that's them. 611 00:35:49,367 --> 00:35:51,534 Okay, now take your pants off. 612 00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:54,734 Hurry. 613 00:35:57,734 --> 00:35:59,634 Come on. 614 00:36:04,601 --> 00:36:06,501 Come here. 615 00:36:08,701 --> 00:36:10,601 Grab my legs. 616 00:36:16,334 --> 00:36:18,300 That's it. 617 00:36:21,133 --> 00:36:23,300 [moans] 618 00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:25,534 [creaking] 619 00:36:34,367 --> 00:36:36,734 Mmm, it's morning. 620 00:36:38,567 --> 00:36:39,667 [giggling] 621 00:36:39,667 --> 00:36:40,934 Oh, fuck! 622 00:36:50,701 --> 00:36:53,133 Motherfuckers. [Boy] I'm sorry. 623 00:36:53,133 --> 00:36:54,501 I'm so sorry. 624 00:36:54,501 --> 00:36:57,300 They lose it in the 9th-- these rat bastards. 625 00:36:57,300 --> 00:36:59,567 They lost it 8 to 7. 8 to 7. 626 00:36:59,567 --> 00:37:01,934 Them Yankees need some pitching. Hi, Daddy. 627 00:37:01,934 --> 00:37:03,801 Hi, baby. 628 00:37:03,801 --> 00:37:06,968 Listen, I, uh-- I really want to thank you very much. 629 00:37:06,968 --> 00:37:10,367 There are not too many young men like you left in this city. 630 00:37:10,367 --> 00:37:13,267 Well, it's my pleasure. 631 00:37:23,901 --> 00:37:27,968 Yeah, New York actresses-- they drive you nuts. 632 00:37:27,968 --> 00:37:29,601 Actresses? 633 00:37:29,601 --> 00:37:31,133 Last year, she played Helen Keller. 634 00:37:31,133 --> 00:37:33,901 She walked around the city for two weeks, blindfolded. 635 00:37:33,901 --> 00:37:35,968 You know, to get the feeling of the part. 636 00:37:35,968 --> 00:37:38,767 Broke her nose twice. Now she's doing this thing downtown-- 637 00:37:38,767 --> 00:37:41,400 what the fuck-- Whose Life is it Anyway? 638 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,801 Anyway-- Anyway, she's doing 20 hours a day in a chair now. 639 00:37:44,801 --> 00:37:48,300 Central Park covers almost 843 acres. 640 00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:50,868 It is 6% of Manhattan. 641 00:37:50,868 --> 00:37:55,534 There are also 127,000 Method actresses in New York, 642 00:37:55,534 --> 00:37:58,133 which is 2% of the population. 643 00:37:58,133 --> 00:38:00,901 And on the night of my senior prom, 644 00:38:00,901 --> 00:38:02,901 these two elements came together 645 00:38:02,901 --> 00:38:06,634 to make one perfect wish come true. 646 00:38:06,634 --> 00:38:09,801 God, I love New York. 647 00:38:12,067 --> 00:38:14,801 ** [Man vocalizing] 648 00:38:14,801 --> 00:38:18,000 * And here I am * 649 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:22,467 * The only living boy in New York * 650 00:38:37,067 --> 00:38:38,868 [chuckles] 651 00:38:43,501 --> 00:38:45,934 All right, guys. I'm done. 652 00:38:45,934 --> 00:38:48,100 I'm out. Yeah. 653 00:38:48,100 --> 00:38:49,934 Thanks, man. 654 00:38:49,934 --> 00:38:51,667 Hey. Hey. 655 00:38:51,667 --> 00:38:53,901 You look like you're gonna have a heart attack. 656 00:38:53,901 --> 00:38:55,634 That was nothing. 657 00:38:55,634 --> 00:38:57,934 [chuckles] You know what? 658 00:38:57,934 --> 00:39:01,367 Give me a sec, all right? Just gonna go say bye. 659 00:39:06,133 --> 00:39:08,400 My man. All right. 660 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,400 That's for you. 661 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,033 Now, with a little bit more practice... [laughs] 662 00:39:13,033 --> 00:39:15,667 I ain't practicing. 663 00:39:15,667 --> 00:39:17,634 You had me going. Hey. 664 00:39:17,634 --> 00:39:19,968 [chuckles] You're good. 665 00:39:19,968 --> 00:39:21,934 Yeah? Yeah. 666 00:39:21,934 --> 00:39:24,767 All right. Let's go. 667 00:39:40,267 --> 00:39:42,634 [thinking] I don't know why I said I'd meet him. 668 00:39:42,634 --> 00:39:44,601 I know I gave him my number, but when? 669 00:39:44,601 --> 00:39:46,534 When we said goodbye? 670 00:39:46,534 --> 00:39:48,734 Oh, yeah. It was at the bar. 671 00:39:48,734 --> 00:39:51,467 [scoffs] I didn't realize we were gonna go home together 672 00:39:51,467 --> 00:39:53,834 at that point. 673 00:39:53,834 --> 00:39:55,634 Idiot. 674 00:39:55,634 --> 00:39:57,801 Why did I do that? 675 00:39:57,801 --> 00:40:00,334 Why did I act like that? 676 00:40:00,334 --> 00:40:03,434 I'm only gonna have two drinks tonight. 677 00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:05,701 I'm not gonna have sex with him. I don't want to. 678 00:40:05,701 --> 00:40:08,200 I really don't. 679 00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,567 God, I had no intention 680 00:40:09,567 --> 00:40:11,801 of going home with him or anyone. 681 00:40:11,801 --> 00:40:13,801 When he sat down next to me, it was so clear 682 00:40:13,801 --> 00:40:17,400 we weren't each other's style that it wasn't even weird. 683 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,567 And since there was no vibe, we just started talking 684 00:40:20,567 --> 00:40:22,067 without thinking anything, 685 00:40:22,067 --> 00:40:24,934 and then I don't know what happened. 686 00:40:24,934 --> 00:40:27,934 [Man, thinking] It's a bad idea with this girl. 687 00:40:27,934 --> 00:40:30,000 What am I saying? She's not a girl. 688 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,734 I have no idea how old she is, 689 00:40:31,734 --> 00:40:33,734 but she's not a fucking girl. 690 00:40:33,734 --> 00:40:36,467 Why am I walking 30 blocks to this bar? 691 00:40:36,467 --> 00:40:38,634 I'm not in a good space for this. 692 00:40:38,634 --> 00:40:42,000 Yeah, she was beautiful. Yes, she had a great body, and she's smart. 693 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,868 Was she even drunk? I don't even know. 694 00:40:43,868 --> 00:40:46,067 I don't even know what she was. Does it really matter? 695 00:40:46,067 --> 00:40:48,234 Ow. Am I imagining things, or is my dick itching? 696 00:40:48,234 --> 00:40:50,968 No, no, no. It's just these pants. 697 00:40:50,968 --> 00:40:53,133 They always rub me the wrong way. 698 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,767 God, that was sexy. 699 00:40:56,767 --> 00:40:58,801 It was beyond sexy. 700 00:40:58,801 --> 00:41:02,567 I felt like I was in a damn Bertolucci movie. 701 00:41:02,567 --> 00:41:04,200 [coins jingle] 702 00:41:06,234 --> 00:41:09,300 What is wrong with me? Why am I so fucking nervous? 703 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:12,234 This is ridiculous. Let's just get in a cab. 704 00:41:12,234 --> 00:41:16,734 No, you're too early. Shit! I need a cigarette. 705 00:41:16,734 --> 00:41:18,701 [Woman] I don't think I was drunk. 706 00:41:18,701 --> 00:41:21,167 Although I definitely had red wine teeth when I came home. 707 00:41:21,167 --> 00:41:23,067 I'm sure he found that really attractive 708 00:41:23,067 --> 00:41:25,334 as I sat at the bar yammering about myself. 709 00:41:25,334 --> 00:41:27,634 Oh, no wonder he was so excited when we got home. 710 00:41:27,634 --> 00:41:29,734 I finally shut the fuck up. 711 00:41:29,734 --> 00:41:31,634 [scoffs] Yeah. 712 00:41:31,634 --> 00:41:34,701 I hardly said a word the rest of the night after that. 713 00:41:34,701 --> 00:41:36,200 It was good, 714 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:39,167 but there's nowhere for it to go. 715 00:41:41,067 --> 00:41:43,634 I think it would have been fine if it was just sex, 716 00:41:43,634 --> 00:41:45,400 but it took another turn. 717 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:48,067 Something happened. I don't know what zone that was, 718 00:41:48,067 --> 00:41:50,200 but both of us played into it. 719 00:41:52,834 --> 00:41:54,834 It's good we're gonna do this-- 720 00:41:54,834 --> 00:41:57,234 have a couple of drinks and get straight. 721 00:41:57,234 --> 00:41:59,734 Let him know I know what this was-- 722 00:41:59,734 --> 00:42:02,234 nothing. 723 00:42:03,934 --> 00:42:05,901 God, I hate that window. 724 00:42:05,901 --> 00:42:08,801 I don't want to see the innards of the subway system. 725 00:42:08,801 --> 00:42:11,467 Makes me feel sick. 726 00:42:11,467 --> 00:42:13,601 Just get me there. 727 00:42:25,234 --> 00:42:28,000 [people chattering] 728 00:42:28,968 --> 00:42:32,567 Hi. Can I get a Jameson? Great. 729 00:43:34,100 --> 00:43:35,300 [laughing] 730 00:44:09,734 --> 00:44:11,167 [no audible dialogue] 731 00:45:53,767 --> 00:45:56,400 Here you go. Thanks. 732 00:46:11,367 --> 00:46:12,767 You left that on. 733 00:46:12,767 --> 00:46:15,901 Yeah. I will look at it later. 734 00:46:42,834 --> 00:46:45,200 [no audible dialogue] 735 00:47:52,868 --> 00:47:55,000 Madame. 736 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,267 Thank you. 737 00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:23,167 This is not the room I wanted. 738 00:48:23,167 --> 00:48:27,334 I don't find it comfortable so near to the street. 739 00:48:27,334 --> 00:48:29,200 The noise. 740 00:48:42,968 --> 00:48:44,168 [grunting] 741 00:48:46,501 --> 00:48:48,501 I can carry my bags. 742 00:48:48,501 --> 00:48:50,434 That is my job. 743 00:49:09,567 --> 00:49:11,501 This is good. 744 00:49:16,868 --> 00:49:19,000 I was hoping it would snow. 745 00:49:21,133 --> 00:49:24,100 Then the street is quiet. 746 00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:26,968 The world goes quiet. 747 00:49:30,767 --> 00:49:34,033 [heavy accent] I don't think there is snow. 748 00:49:34,033 --> 00:49:36,701 You're not American. No. 749 00:49:36,701 --> 00:49:39,701 No, we're not so many of us American in this hotel. 750 00:49:41,234 --> 00:49:44,300 It's one of the things I love best about New York. 751 00:49:44,300 --> 00:49:47,968 Everyone came from somewhere else. 752 00:49:47,968 --> 00:49:49,218 Yeah. 753 00:49:51,067 --> 00:49:54,367 Well, I hope you will be very comfortable here. 754 00:49:54,367 --> 00:49:56,734 Please call down if you need anything. 755 00:49:59,767 --> 00:50:03,033 There are no flowers. 756 00:50:05,667 --> 00:50:08,067 Is it possible to have flowers in the room? 757 00:50:08,067 --> 00:50:12,000 Violets? Or... 758 00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,634 I love violets. 759 00:50:18,267 --> 00:50:20,534 I'm not expecting you to buy them, of course, 760 00:50:20,534 --> 00:50:23,334 if you, uh-- if you don't have them. 761 00:50:24,634 --> 00:50:27,667 I'm sure I can find some violets. 762 00:50:43,334 --> 00:50:46,434 [knocking] Come in. 763 00:50:49,901 --> 00:50:51,634 How did you do that? 764 00:50:51,634 --> 00:50:54,434 [chuckles] I didn't do anything. 765 00:50:54,434 --> 00:50:56,200 You must have requested them. 766 00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:57,901 They were downstairs in lobby. 767 00:50:57,901 --> 00:50:59,701 I didn't. 768 00:50:59,701 --> 00:51:01,634 All the better. 769 00:51:07,601 --> 00:51:09,601 Incredible. 770 00:51:09,601 --> 00:51:11,100 [chuckles] 771 00:51:11,100 --> 00:51:13,234 So you're lucky, no? 772 00:51:13,234 --> 00:51:16,567 These violets were waiting for you. 773 00:51:16,567 --> 00:51:19,767 Are there any other miracles I can perform? 774 00:51:22,367 --> 00:51:24,501 Oh, I doubt it. 775 00:51:25,434 --> 00:51:28,133 [clears throat, sniffs] 776 00:51:30,534 --> 00:51:32,567 What-- What's happened? 777 00:51:32,567 --> 00:51:35,334 [grunts] Here, here. 778 00:51:36,601 --> 00:51:37,934 [groans] Oh. 779 00:51:37,934 --> 00:51:42,133 I'm s-- I'm sorry. Here, here, here. 780 00:51:42,133 --> 00:51:44,267 No, no. Come on. 781 00:51:48,567 --> 00:51:51,067 [coughs] 782 00:51:51,067 --> 00:51:53,200 Put your head back. 783 00:51:55,100 --> 00:51:56,567 [groaning] 784 00:52:00,767 --> 00:52:03,000 [groans] 785 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,267 Are you in pain? 786 00:52:06,267 --> 00:52:08,267 It's not my business. Fr-- 787 00:52:08,267 --> 00:52:10,901 From your back? 788 00:52:10,901 --> 00:52:12,834 Wait here. 789 00:53:04,067 --> 00:53:06,467 [knocking] 790 00:53:09,734 --> 00:53:11,868 [knocking continues] 791 00:53:28,434 --> 00:53:30,767 I have something for you. 792 00:53:34,667 --> 00:53:36,300 Please? 793 00:53:47,100 --> 00:53:48,734 [grunts] 794 00:53:54,267 --> 00:53:57,367 The mystery of the violets is solved. 795 00:53:58,834 --> 00:54:02,267 My father is, um-- 796 00:54:02,267 --> 00:54:05,601 My father is manager here-- at hotel. 797 00:54:05,601 --> 00:54:07,968 He's very happy you have returned to hotel. 798 00:54:10,734 --> 00:54:14,667 He's very big admirer of yours, madame. 799 00:54:14,667 --> 00:54:18,100 He says he heard you sing many times in Paris. 800 00:54:18,100 --> 00:54:20,801 Please thank him. 801 00:54:25,367 --> 00:54:29,267 ** [Woman singing opera] 802 00:54:34,701 --> 00:54:36,901 Paris is place I wish I visit. 803 00:54:40,100 --> 00:54:41,901 Would you like me to open? 804 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:45,601 Perhaps. 805 00:54:45,601 --> 00:54:48,534 ** [continues] 806 00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,200 Would you join me? 807 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:56,734 I don't... 808 00:54:56,734 --> 00:54:58,367 Please? 809 00:55:19,567 --> 00:55:22,367 ** [continues] 810 00:55:22,367 --> 00:55:24,467 [cork pops] 811 00:55:57,901 --> 00:55:59,767 Sant�. 812 00:56:04,267 --> 00:56:07,000 You seem so sad. 813 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:10,567 No one so young should be so sad. 814 00:56:15,501 --> 00:56:17,801 Do you still sing? 815 00:56:19,901 --> 00:56:20,901 Hmm? 816 00:56:26,367 --> 00:56:28,934 Never. Mmm. 817 00:56:30,267 --> 00:56:32,400 I'm sorry. 818 00:56:33,767 --> 00:56:36,701 I should love to have heard you sing. 819 00:56:43,267 --> 00:56:44,267 Mmm. 820 00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:01,267 You are too cold. 821 00:57:01,267 --> 00:57:03,067 Surely. 822 00:57:03,067 --> 00:57:04,534 No? [chuckles] 823 00:57:12,234 --> 00:57:14,167 How can you bear it? 824 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,067 Don't know how you can bear it. 825 00:57:23,701 --> 00:57:26,067 [thud in distance] 826 00:57:26,067 --> 00:57:28,968 ** [continues] 827 00:57:45,934 --> 00:57:49,667 I'm sorry. I-- I don't see anything. 828 00:57:49,667 --> 00:57:52,501 Did you see something in the street? 829 00:58:00,033 --> 00:58:02,334 Would you like me to close the window, madame? 830 00:58:02,334 --> 00:58:05,067 It is very cold. 831 00:58:07,033 --> 00:58:08,501 Yes. 832 00:58:08,501 --> 00:58:11,634 Please close the window. 833 00:58:22,734 --> 00:58:24,534 The manager is very happy 834 00:58:24,534 --> 00:58:26,701 that you have returned to the hotel. 835 00:58:26,701 --> 00:58:28,601 He remembered your love of violets 836 00:58:28,601 --> 00:58:30,100 and hopes you enjoyed them. 837 00:58:30,100 --> 00:58:33,834 He's a great admirer of yours, madame. 838 00:58:33,834 --> 00:58:36,167 Says that he heard you sing 839 00:58:36,167 --> 00:58:38,868 many times in Paris. 840 00:58:42,033 --> 00:58:43,100 Yes. 841 00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,534 Please thank him. 842 00:58:52,133 --> 00:58:53,767 [sighs] 843 00:59:12,234 --> 00:59:13,534 Artist? 844 00:59:14,501 --> 00:59:16,167 Painter. 845 00:59:16,167 --> 00:59:19,167 I see the paint on your hands. 846 00:59:20,334 --> 00:59:21,834 Mm-hmm. 847 00:59:21,834 --> 00:59:23,968 I'm a painter, too. 848 00:59:23,968 --> 00:59:26,400 Already there's been some serious interest, you know? 849 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:28,400 People like my stuff. 850 00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:31,167 I mean, they really like it. 851 00:59:32,901 --> 00:59:35,133 You have been here long? 852 00:59:36,701 --> 00:59:38,734 It's not easy here. 853 00:59:38,734 --> 00:59:41,734 I see things everywhere. Don't you? 854 00:59:41,734 --> 00:59:44,701 It's all new. 855 00:59:44,701 --> 00:59:47,701 On the walls, on bridges, 856 00:59:47,701 --> 00:59:49,567 I see things. 857 00:59:49,567 --> 00:59:53,200 I get my palette from the sky. 858 00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:55,968 I wait, and I paint. 859 00:59:58,934 --> 01:00:01,634 Don't you think, when you first come here, 860 01:00:01,634 --> 01:00:03,133 you come because this 861 01:00:03,133 --> 01:00:06,701 is the capital of everything possible? 862 01:00:08,868 --> 01:00:12,000 Ah, for a while, it can be. 863 01:00:31,934 --> 01:00:34,100 [Girl] I can make the buildings dance. 864 01:00:34,100 --> 01:00:37,934 Whole cities move because of me. 865 01:00:37,934 --> 01:00:42,234 It's how you look at things, Teya. 866 01:00:42,234 --> 01:00:44,434 You see a city between the buildings. 867 01:00:44,434 --> 01:00:46,234 Mm-hmm. 868 01:00:46,234 --> 01:00:48,100 You see the shapes they cut out in the sky? 869 01:00:48,100 --> 01:00:50,167 Mm-hmm, like Mommy's teeth. 870 01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:58,000 [hums] 871 01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,167 Oops. 872 01:00:59,167 --> 01:01:00,267 That's okay. 873 01:01:00,267 --> 01:01:02,467 My umbrella's out of control. 874 01:01:02,467 --> 01:01:04,801 Boing, boing, boing. 875 01:01:04,801 --> 01:01:07,133 It's everywhere. 876 01:01:07,133 --> 01:01:10,133 You like that dog? Imagine if we were in a huge umbrella, 877 01:01:10,133 --> 01:01:11,801 if we were living in a huge umbrella. 878 01:01:11,801 --> 01:01:13,334 That would be so weird, 879 01:01:13,334 --> 01:01:15,634 because then we're going to see a green 880 01:01:15,634 --> 01:01:17,367 or any color all the time. 881 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,501 Why's that squirrel chasing the other squirrel? 882 01:01:36,501 --> 01:01:37,834 Because he loves her. 883 01:01:37,834 --> 01:01:40,367 Then why is she running away? 884 01:01:40,367 --> 01:01:42,267 Because she's scared. 885 01:01:42,267 --> 01:01:44,000 Hmm. Can we go to the fountain now? 886 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:49,801 The fountain? I don't remember where the fountain is. 887 01:01:49,801 --> 01:01:50,834 Do you? 888 01:01:50,834 --> 01:01:54,167 Oh, no! Oh, no! [yells] 889 01:01:54,167 --> 01:01:57,300 [Girl laughs] 890 01:01:57,300 --> 01:01:59,834 Mommy doesn't let me eat hot dogs. 891 01:01:59,834 --> 01:02:01,534 [Man] You want sushi? 892 01:02:01,534 --> 01:02:03,534 Seaweed's gross. 893 01:02:03,534 --> 01:02:05,868 Then it's our secret, okay? 894 01:02:05,868 --> 01:02:07,467 All right. 895 01:02:14,901 --> 01:02:18,000 [children laugh and yell] 896 01:02:32,033 --> 01:02:33,868 Bracelet fell in. 897 01:03:00,267 --> 01:03:01,400 Excuse me. 898 01:03:02,467 --> 01:03:03,534 Yeah? 899 01:03:03,534 --> 01:03:04,734 We couldn't help but notice 900 01:03:04,734 --> 01:03:06,000 how good you are with her. 901 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,267 Oh, thanks. Thank you. 902 01:03:08,267 --> 01:03:10,934 It's so unusual to meet a manny. 903 01:03:10,934 --> 01:03:13,133 And a good manny, at that. 904 01:03:13,133 --> 01:03:14,567 What? 905 01:03:14,567 --> 01:03:15,968 You know, a male nanny. 906 01:03:18,934 --> 01:03:22,501 Well, thank you. Thanks. 907 01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:26,601 Excuse me. Teya. 908 01:03:26,601 --> 01:03:28,601 Tey. Come, baby. 909 01:03:28,601 --> 01:03:29,934 Let's go now. 910 01:03:29,934 --> 01:03:32,901 Time to go. Come. 911 01:03:35,734 --> 01:03:38,267 [Teya] The sun's a boy, and the moon's a girl. 912 01:03:38,267 --> 01:03:39,934 [Man] Exactly, Tey. 913 01:03:39,934 --> 01:03:41,434 El sol, la luna. 914 01:03:41,434 --> 01:03:43,434 La luna. Yeah, that's right. 915 01:03:43,434 --> 01:03:45,434 I like when they're both out. Yeah? 916 01:03:45,434 --> 01:03:47,434 They make all these pretty colors, 917 01:03:47,434 --> 01:03:53,434 and it's kind of like purple, hot pink and regular pink, 918 01:03:53,434 --> 01:03:57,501 and they sort of, like, play tag with each other 919 01:03:57,501 --> 01:03:59,901 while they still can. 920 01:04:01,467 --> 01:04:02,701 Hey, sweetness. 921 01:04:02,701 --> 01:04:04,167 Hey, Mommy. 922 01:04:08,167 --> 01:04:08,917 Hi. 923 01:04:09,601 --> 01:04:10,734 Nice outfit. 924 01:04:10,734 --> 01:04:11,968 Did you pick that out yourself? 925 01:04:11,968 --> 01:04:15,267 Yep. And the bracelet matches. 926 01:04:15,267 --> 01:04:16,801 It does. 927 01:04:16,801 --> 01:04:19,000 Ed's over there. He's got a snack for you. 928 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,100 No, thanks. 929 01:04:20,100 --> 01:04:22,000 You're going to get hungry. 930 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:23,634 Nuh-uh. I had a hot dog. 931 01:04:31,267 --> 01:04:33,667 You need to be firm with her, okay? 932 01:04:33,667 --> 01:04:35,300 She needs the discipline. 933 01:04:35,300 --> 01:04:37,634 She needs you. 934 01:04:40,534 --> 01:04:43,133 She misses you. 935 01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:48,450 Um... 936 01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:53,701 pick her up again tomorrow? 937 01:04:53,701 --> 01:04:54,951 Okay. 938 01:04:57,567 --> 01:04:58,501 Okay. 939 01:05:00,701 --> 01:05:03,567 Come on, monkey. 940 01:05:03,567 --> 01:05:06,501 [chattering] 941 01:05:54,467 --> 01:05:55,334 [applause] 942 01:05:55,334 --> 01:05:58,033 [Teya] Daddy, Daddy! 943 01:06:14,734 --> 01:06:16,634 Excuse me. All this for dry cleaning? 944 01:06:16,634 --> 01:06:17,701 Yeah. Is tomorrow okay? 945 01:06:17,701 --> 01:06:18,701 Why not? 946 01:06:18,701 --> 01:06:20,767 After 5:00. 947 01:06:20,767 --> 01:06:22,767 You have been shopping. 948 01:06:22,767 --> 01:06:24,234 Very expensive stuff. 949 01:06:24,234 --> 01:06:26,000 I don't like to run out. 950 01:06:27,133 --> 01:06:28,767 [speaking Cantonese] 951 01:06:41,133 --> 01:06:43,667 Your Cantonese is improving. 952 01:06:43,667 --> 01:06:44,601 I have been studying. 953 01:06:46,801 --> 01:06:47,868 Have a nice night. 954 01:06:47,868 --> 01:06:52,067 [speaking Cantonese] 955 01:07:42,567 --> 01:07:43,567 $25. 956 01:07:59,834 --> 01:08:04,467 ** [traditional Chinese] 957 01:08:27,901 --> 01:08:30,434 [coughs] 958 01:09:55,901 --> 01:09:57,701 Hey, how are you today? 959 01:09:57,701 --> 01:09:59,501 Good. 960 01:09:59,501 --> 01:10:02,334 I want to paint you. 961 01:10:02,334 --> 01:10:04,133 You know, portrait. 962 01:10:04,133 --> 01:10:07,200 Um, would you like-- Come with me? 963 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,434 Why me? 964 01:10:11,434 --> 01:10:13,901 I don't know. 965 01:10:16,868 --> 01:10:19,701 I really don't know. 966 01:10:23,033 --> 01:10:24,601 I can't. 967 01:10:24,601 --> 01:10:25,441 Please. 968 01:10:31,534 --> 01:10:33,367 Okay. I'm sorry. 969 01:10:33,367 --> 01:10:36,934 I'm going to give you my address. 970 01:10:36,934 --> 01:10:38,567 If you change your mind... 971 01:10:42,901 --> 01:10:44,367 I'm waiting for you. 972 01:11:11,033 --> 01:11:13,534 [speaking Chinese] 973 01:11:39,100 --> 01:11:40,420 [TV drones] 974 01:12:20,834 --> 01:12:24,467 [Man] Hey. You looking for something? 975 01:12:24,467 --> 01:12:26,067 I looking for the painter. 976 01:12:28,133 --> 01:12:29,300 What? 977 01:12:29,300 --> 01:12:30,901 The painter. 978 01:12:30,901 --> 01:12:33,133 The painter is dead. 979 01:12:33,133 --> 01:12:35,033 You want apartment? 980 01:13:02,667 --> 01:13:03,834 [shutter snaps] 981 01:13:03,834 --> 01:13:07,534 ** [traditional Chinese] 982 01:13:44,234 --> 01:13:45,567 [grunts] 983 01:13:45,567 --> 01:13:47,100 Can I help you? 984 01:13:47,100 --> 01:13:48,100 Oh, thank you. 985 01:13:48,100 --> 01:13:49,234 You're welcome. 986 01:13:49,234 --> 01:13:52,033 Well, I guess this is useless. 987 01:13:54,367 --> 01:13:56,801 Aren't you the one who's always filming in the coffee shop? 988 01:13:56,801 --> 01:13:59,734 I thought I was being more discreet. 989 01:13:59,734 --> 01:14:01,901 I guess my secret's out now. 990 01:14:01,901 --> 01:14:04,868 If you ask for permission, you never get it, so... 991 01:14:04,868 --> 01:14:07,567 So you like to break the rules, then? 992 01:14:07,567 --> 01:14:10,033 A lot of people give me trouble. 993 01:14:10,033 --> 01:14:13,901 Well, I will be the exception for today. 994 01:14:13,901 --> 01:14:16,767 Oh. City's full of surprises, right? 995 01:14:16,767 --> 01:14:17,701 Yeah. 996 01:14:49,300 --> 01:14:52,234 [car approaches] 997 01:14:58,300 --> 01:14:59,234 [car door closes] 998 01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:09,767 [cell phone rings] 999 01:15:10,801 --> 01:15:12,634 [cell phone rings] 1000 01:15:12,634 --> 01:15:14,100 [beeps] 1001 01:15:14,100 --> 01:15:15,801 [Man] Hey, it's me. Can we talk? 1002 01:15:15,801 --> 01:15:17,234 Yeah, Peter. How are you? 1003 01:15:17,234 --> 01:15:19,968 Yeah, yeah, of course. 1004 01:15:19,968 --> 01:15:21,634 I will get it to you in the morning. 1005 01:15:24,133 --> 01:15:26,267 No, they're very important clients. 1006 01:15:30,667 --> 01:15:33,667 No. Losing a client is not an option. 1007 01:15:35,501 --> 01:15:36,868 Shit. 1008 01:15:36,868 --> 01:15:37,801 Yeah. 1009 01:15:40,334 --> 01:15:41,300 And? 1010 01:15:43,601 --> 01:15:45,467 Thank you. 1011 01:15:45,467 --> 01:15:48,300 No, I don't care. Tell him to postpone the opening. 1012 01:15:51,334 --> 01:15:53,834 Yeah, yeah, of course. 1013 01:15:53,834 --> 01:15:56,701 And if their lawyer tries to contact you... 1014 01:16:03,167 --> 01:16:05,501 [muffled chatter] 1015 01:16:05,501 --> 01:16:08,467 [Woman chatters] 1016 01:16:08,467 --> 01:16:10,367 Yeah. Oh. 1017 01:16:10,367 --> 01:16:11,734 [dogs bark] 1018 01:16:11,734 --> 01:16:12,868 [Woman] What do you see? 1019 01:16:19,868 --> 01:16:22,367 [Man] No, don't mention the second offer. 1020 01:16:22,367 --> 01:16:23,634 Not yet. 1021 01:16:23,634 --> 01:16:26,234 No. Okay, Peter. 1022 01:16:26,234 --> 01:16:27,334 You, too. Thanks. 1023 01:16:31,067 --> 01:16:34,534 You know, this is what I have always liked about New York-- 1024 01:16:34,534 --> 01:16:38,067 These little moments on the sidewalk, smoking, 1025 01:16:38,067 --> 01:16:39,567 thinking about your life. 1026 01:16:39,567 --> 01:16:41,868 Makes you appreciate the city better. 1027 01:16:41,868 --> 01:16:48,067 You can watch the buildings. You can feel the air and look at the people. 1028 01:16:48,067 --> 01:16:52,400 Sometimes meet somebody you feel like you can talk to. 1029 01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:56,067 You can talk about what? 1030 01:16:56,067 --> 01:16:59,267 Things you can say to a stranger. 1031 01:16:59,267 --> 01:17:01,067 [chuckles] 1032 01:17:01,067 --> 01:17:06,234 You know, when there's no past, there's no guilt. 1033 01:17:06,234 --> 01:17:08,767 Have you ever made love to a perfect stranger? 1034 01:17:08,767 --> 01:17:10,434 [chuckles] 1035 01:17:10,434 --> 01:17:13,767 Now you're teasing me. 1036 01:17:13,767 --> 01:17:17,300 I believe I am. 1037 01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:19,767 Well, I mean... 1038 01:17:19,767 --> 01:17:21,767 No, not exactly a perfect stranger, 1039 01:17:21,767 --> 01:17:25,968 if you mean someone I wouldn't know at all. 1040 01:17:25,968 --> 01:17:26,928 [laughs] 1041 01:17:29,434 --> 01:17:31,767 It's sad. 1042 01:17:31,767 --> 01:17:34,234 It's sad? Why? 1043 01:17:34,234 --> 01:17:37,267 Because there's almost nothing more exciting 1044 01:17:37,267 --> 01:17:39,334 than fucking somebody you don't know. 1045 01:17:39,334 --> 01:17:41,467 [laughs] 1046 01:17:41,467 --> 01:17:42,801 Right? 1047 01:17:42,801 --> 01:17:43,801 You don't know their name, 1048 01:17:43,801 --> 01:17:45,434 barely saw their face. 1049 01:17:51,334 --> 01:17:52,968 Don't. 1050 01:17:54,801 --> 01:17:56,434 Don't tell me your name. 1051 01:18:02,267 --> 01:18:07,267 You know what? As soon as I finish this cigarette, 1052 01:18:07,267 --> 01:18:10,167 I have to walk back into that restaurant 1053 01:18:10,167 --> 01:18:12,534 and sit down again in front of my husband. 1054 01:18:12,534 --> 01:18:13,534 And? 1055 01:18:15,100 --> 01:18:17,400 And he won't look at me. 1056 01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:21,701 And he won't notice I'm not wearing a bra under my dress. 1057 01:18:21,701 --> 01:18:23,334 No bra? 1058 01:18:23,334 --> 01:18:25,200 No panties, either. 1059 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:26,133 Oh. 1060 01:18:27,501 --> 01:18:28,667 No underwear? 1061 01:18:28,667 --> 01:18:29,801 Not today. 1062 01:18:38,167 --> 01:18:40,834 I feel sad for this poor, lonely husband 1063 01:18:40,834 --> 01:18:43,667 who can't see his wife's hidden talents. 1064 01:18:43,667 --> 01:18:47,033 Don't you think he's like every man, though? 1065 01:18:47,033 --> 01:18:50,334 He's typically blind and bored by his very own wife, 1066 01:18:50,334 --> 01:18:53,200 ready to fantasize about the first unknown woman 1067 01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:54,868 he hasn't fucked yet. 1068 01:18:57,868 --> 01:18:59,267 Am I bothering you? 1069 01:19:01,868 --> 01:19:03,033 Not at all. 1070 01:19:04,667 --> 01:19:10,000 Yeah. And you say that because now I have turned you on, right? 1071 01:19:11,334 --> 01:19:13,767 You want to take me to bed. 1072 01:19:16,234 --> 01:19:19,567 Do you want to take me to bed? 1073 01:19:19,567 --> 01:19:24,234 Yeah, I probably do. 1074 01:19:24,234 --> 01:19:29,234 Aw, come on. All right, why are you telling me all of this? 1075 01:19:29,234 --> 01:19:32,067 Because tonight I want things to change. 1076 01:19:34,901 --> 01:19:37,234 Chain smoking's a bad thing. 1077 01:19:37,234 --> 01:19:39,534 Who knows? Maybe we will meet again. 1078 01:20:10,601 --> 01:20:11,534 Thank you. 1079 01:20:12,734 --> 01:20:15,968 Enjoy your meal. 1080 01:20:26,434 --> 01:20:27,367 [sighs] 1081 01:20:37,968 --> 01:20:39,868 I love you. 1082 01:20:42,634 --> 01:20:44,033 I love you, too. 1083 01:20:49,634 --> 01:20:50,567 Okay? 1084 01:21:02,834 --> 01:21:08,667 * A heart that's full up * 1085 01:21:08,667 --> 01:21:12,467 * Like a landfill * 1086 01:21:12,467 --> 01:21:18,467 * A job that slowly kills you * 1087 01:21:18,467 --> 01:21:24,300 * Bruises that won't heal * 1088 01:21:26,667 --> 01:21:28,534 [no audible dialogue] 1089 01:21:32,367 --> 01:21:34,033 What the hell happened to you? 1090 01:21:34,033 --> 01:21:35,200 I was doing downward dog, 1091 01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:36,434 and then I went into chakrasana, 1092 01:21:36,434 --> 01:21:37,934 and that's when it happened. 1093 01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:40,667 What's a downward dog? 1094 01:21:40,667 --> 01:21:42,234 Yoga. 1095 01:21:42,234 --> 01:21:43,834 Oh, yeah. You know, 1096 01:21:43,834 --> 01:21:46,200 I remember you used to be really loose and limber. 1097 01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:47,934 Mr. Riccoli, can you just fill the prescriptions now? 1098 01:21:47,934 --> 01:21:50,200 I didn't mean loose like-- I know what you're saying. 1099 01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:52,567 I just have somewhere to be. 1100 01:21:52,567 --> 01:21:53,287 Right. 1101 01:21:54,701 --> 01:21:55,951 Um... 1102 01:21:59,234 --> 01:22:01,367 What the hell-- Who you with? 1103 01:22:01,367 --> 01:22:03,400 Birth control? What the hell are you doing? 1104 01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:04,501 Oh, come on. 1105 01:22:04,501 --> 01:22:06,133 No, listen, I'm just saying that, 1106 01:22:06,133 --> 01:22:07,701 you know, I think, Lydia, 1107 01:22:07,701 --> 01:22:09,934 personally it's time for you to have babies. 1108 01:22:09,934 --> 01:22:12,300 What are you, kidding me? 1109 01:22:12,300 --> 01:22:14,601 What's wrong with you? I'm out of here. 1110 01:22:14,601 --> 01:22:15,567 What'd I say? 1111 01:22:16,801 --> 01:22:18,601 What did I-- 1112 01:22:18,601 --> 01:22:20,601 You used to be nice. What happened to you? 1113 01:22:20,601 --> 01:22:22,234 Whoa. 1114 01:22:24,234 --> 01:22:27,601 Hey, Lydia, come on. Talk to me. What'd I say? 1115 01:22:27,601 --> 01:22:29,534 Hey, I'm sorry. 1116 01:22:31,701 --> 01:22:34,067 What the hell did I say? 1117 01:22:34,067 --> 01:22:35,234 Babies. 1118 01:22:39,434 --> 01:22:41,067 [Man] You're picking on me again. 1119 01:22:41,067 --> 01:22:43,434 [Woman] I just don't understand why I'm always the one 1120 01:22:43,434 --> 01:22:45,601 who has to initiate everything. 1121 01:22:45,601 --> 01:22:47,067 Not true. 1122 01:22:47,067 --> 01:22:48,434 We don't go anywhere. 1123 01:22:48,434 --> 01:22:50,567 You don't take me anywhere. 1124 01:22:50,567 --> 01:22:52,567 I took you to the park last week. 1125 01:22:52,567 --> 01:22:54,567 Come on. I'm talking about outside of the city. 1126 01:22:54,567 --> 01:22:56,567 Name one place in the past two years 1127 01:22:56,567 --> 01:22:59,100 outside the city that you have taken me to. 1128 01:22:59,100 --> 01:23:00,734 Beach in the Hamptons. 1129 01:23:00,734 --> 01:23:02,567 That's where we met, and you hated the Hamptons. 1130 01:23:02,567 --> 01:23:04,567 I'm talking about a road trip, 1131 01:23:04,567 --> 01:23:08,267 or a canoe trip, even. A bike trip. 1132 01:23:08,267 --> 01:23:10,300 Will you stop with the phone? 1133 01:23:11,801 --> 01:23:15,334 Just name one. 1134 01:23:15,334 --> 01:23:16,367 Exactly. 1135 01:23:17,801 --> 01:23:19,467 What? 1136 01:23:19,467 --> 01:23:21,701 If you could go anywhere in the world, 1137 01:23:21,701 --> 01:23:24,667 where would you go? 1138 01:23:24,667 --> 01:23:27,467 You know where. 1139 01:23:27,467 --> 01:23:29,601 Come with me. What are you doing? 1140 01:23:29,601 --> 01:23:32,734 I just bought tickets. We're leaving now. 1141 01:23:35,334 --> 01:23:36,434 We are? 1142 01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:40,133 Are you out of your mind? 1143 01:23:40,133 --> 01:23:41,601 I don't have anything with me right now. 1144 01:23:41,601 --> 01:23:43,834 Well, I will buy you a toothbrush. 1145 01:23:43,834 --> 01:23:45,167 In Rome. 1146 01:23:48,100 --> 01:23:50,267 Coach is fine. 1147 01:23:54,701 --> 01:23:56,334 Lift your feet. 1148 01:23:56,334 --> 01:23:57,834 You don't lift your feet. 1149 01:23:57,834 --> 01:23:59,167 I'm lifting my feet. 1150 01:23:59,167 --> 01:24:00,501 No, you're shuffling. 1151 01:24:00,501 --> 01:24:03,167 The doctor said you should lift your feet. 1152 01:24:03,167 --> 01:24:04,968 I'm lifting, I'm lifting. 1153 01:24:04,968 --> 01:24:08,634 You want you should fall down, break your other hip? 1154 01:24:08,634 --> 01:24:12,167 At least then the pain would be the same on both sides. 1155 01:24:12,167 --> 01:24:16,200 Equal. Everything always has to be equal with you. 1156 01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:18,667 I'm a democratic sort of fellow. 1157 01:24:18,667 --> 01:24:20,300 Well, see how democratic you feel 1158 01:24:20,300 --> 01:24:22,534 when you fall down and break your other hip. 1159 01:24:22,534 --> 01:24:24,667 I'm not breaking any hips. 1160 01:24:24,667 --> 01:24:27,868 Is there some place you got to get to later? 1161 01:24:27,868 --> 01:24:30,000 What is your hurry? 1162 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:32,868 My hurry is I want to get there before next week. 1163 01:24:32,868 --> 01:24:34,868 At the rate you walk... 1164 01:24:34,868 --> 01:24:36,434 You want faster? 1165 01:24:36,434 --> 01:24:40,200 Divorce me and get yourself a younger man. 1166 01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:42,868 Tom Cruise, perhaps. 1167 01:24:42,868 --> 01:24:45,734 You think you're funny? 1168 01:24:45,734 --> 01:24:48,667 I do, as a matter of fact. 1169 01:24:48,667 --> 01:24:51,234 Then what would you do, Mr. Smarty-pants? 1170 01:24:51,234 --> 01:24:53,534 Mr. I'm so independent, 1171 01:24:53,534 --> 01:24:56,767 I don't need any help opening the pickle jar. 1172 01:24:56,767 --> 01:24:58,501 I got caught in a pickle. 1173 01:24:58,501 --> 01:25:03,200 You'd still be putting on your jacket if it wasn't for me. 1174 01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:04,334 [horn honks] 1175 01:25:05,567 --> 01:25:07,567 Go ahead, hit me, why don't you? 1176 01:25:07,567 --> 01:25:09,667 Want to run me down? [scoffs] 1177 01:25:09,667 --> 01:25:12,767 All the time, honking like they own the place. 1178 01:25:12,767 --> 01:25:14,234 We could have driven. 1179 01:25:14,234 --> 01:25:15,567 Who could have driven? You? 1180 01:25:15,567 --> 01:25:18,300 You're going to give me a heart attack now? 1181 01:25:18,300 --> 01:25:19,901 What's the good of having a car 1182 01:25:19,901 --> 01:25:21,701 if I never get to drive it? 1183 01:25:21,701 --> 01:25:24,267 You can't drive. You can't even read the street sign. 1184 01:25:24,267 --> 01:25:26,267 I still have my license. 1185 01:25:26,267 --> 01:25:28,133 Only because that girl at the DMV 1186 01:25:28,133 --> 01:25:29,267 took pity on you. 1187 01:25:29,267 --> 01:25:30,801 All that flirting with her, oh. 1188 01:25:30,801 --> 01:25:32,467 It was embarrassing. 1189 01:25:32,467 --> 01:25:35,067 Brighton Beach Avenue. 1190 01:25:35,067 --> 01:25:37,734 As if you didn't know what street this was. 1191 01:25:37,734 --> 01:25:40,234 I know what street this is. Of course you know what street this is. 1192 01:25:40,234 --> 01:25:43,934 You think I don't know what street this is? Did I say you didn't? 1193 01:25:43,934 --> 01:25:46,601 I was reading the street sign. 1194 01:25:46,601 --> 01:25:49,267 A regular Evelyn Wood I married. 1195 01:25:49,267 --> 01:25:51,400 Hurry up, it's green. 1196 01:25:58,300 --> 01:26:00,868 The light's going to change. 1197 01:26:19,667 --> 01:26:21,467 Step up. 1198 01:26:23,968 --> 01:26:25,300 Okay. 1199 01:26:25,300 --> 01:26:27,834 You sure? We're not in any rush. 1200 01:26:27,834 --> 01:26:29,968 I said I'm okay. 1201 01:26:33,067 --> 01:26:35,667 Don't walk so fast. 1202 01:26:35,667 --> 01:26:38,133 I don't want to have to call an ambulance. 1203 01:26:38,133 --> 01:26:42,000 I don't want to think about trying to make that cell phone she sent us work. 1204 01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:43,701 Did you call her? 1205 01:26:43,701 --> 01:26:44,968 She called me. 1206 01:26:44,968 --> 01:26:46,868 What did she say? What do you think she said? 1207 01:26:46,868 --> 01:26:50,334 "How are you? How is Dad? What are you doing?" 1208 01:26:50,334 --> 01:26:52,801 And what did you say to her? 1209 01:26:52,801 --> 01:26:56,000 I told her we're doing the same thing we do every year. 1210 01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:57,501 Good. 1211 01:26:57,501 --> 01:27:00,667 She said she sent us a card, and did we get it. 1212 01:27:00,667 --> 01:27:03,501 Did we get a card? Did you see any card? 1213 01:27:03,501 --> 01:27:07,033 Maybe it just didn't get here yet. 1214 01:27:07,033 --> 01:27:08,300 She probably sent it late. 1215 01:27:08,300 --> 01:27:11,367 Don't criticize. I'm not criticizing. 1216 01:27:11,367 --> 01:27:12,701 You are criticizing. 1217 01:27:12,701 --> 01:27:14,467 I'm just saying, she probably forgot 1218 01:27:14,467 --> 01:27:16,200 and then remembered at the last minute. 1219 01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:17,367 You wait and see. 1220 01:27:17,367 --> 01:27:19,000 The postmark will be yesterday, 1221 01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:24,033 as if it could get here from France in one day. 1222 01:27:24,033 --> 01:27:25,701 Where are you going? 1223 01:27:25,701 --> 01:27:27,300 I don't want to take the ramp. 1224 01:27:27,300 --> 01:27:29,033 Well, the ramp is easier. 1225 01:27:29,033 --> 01:27:30,200 I will take the stairs. 1226 01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:32,934 You're going to kill me. [sighs] 1227 01:27:35,167 --> 01:27:38,734 Today of all days, he decides he will finally kill me-- 1228 01:27:38,734 --> 01:27:41,067 Do away with me by making me take the stairs. 1229 01:27:41,067 --> 01:27:43,434 Give me a heart attack, 1230 01:27:43,434 --> 01:27:46,133 just watching you take the stairs. 1231 01:27:46,133 --> 01:27:49,067 They have smart police these days, 1232 01:27:49,067 --> 01:27:51,701 like the cute one on CSI. 1233 01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:55,400 They will figure it out. 1234 01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:56,734 It will make headlines-- 1235 01:27:56,734 --> 01:28:02,067 Man kills wife on 63rd anniversary, 1236 01:28:02,067 --> 01:28:05,801 walking up stairs. [grunts] 1237 01:29:21,834 --> 01:29:22,968 [wheels rattle over boardwalk] 1238 01:29:25,033 --> 01:29:26,133 Hey, hey! 1239 01:29:26,133 --> 01:29:27,167 Hoodlums! 1240 01:29:27,167 --> 01:29:31,033 They ought to arrest them. 1241 01:29:31,033 --> 01:29:33,167 Let's go have lunch. 1242 01:29:33,167 --> 01:29:34,167 Let's go. Come on. 1243 01:29:34,167 --> 01:29:35,334 Let's go. 1244 01:29:35,334 --> 01:29:36,968 I'm coming, I'm coming. 1245 01:29:38,167 --> 01:29:39,501 Lift your feet. 1246 01:29:39,501 --> 01:29:40,968 I'm lifting. No, you're shuffling. 1247 01:29:40,968 --> 01:29:44,033 Lift your feet. Lift. I'm lifting, I'm lifting. 1248 01:29:44,033 --> 01:29:44,968 All right. Come on. 1249 01:29:47,167 --> 01:29:51,000 I fixed your hat a little bit. 1250 01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:53,067 You're looking okay with your hat. 1251 01:29:53,067 --> 01:29:54,000 Yeah. 1252 01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:57,834 Looking pretty good-looking to me. 1253 01:30:27,901 --> 01:30:29,567 [Man] Look at me. 1254 01:30:29,567 --> 01:30:31,133 Look at me. 1255 01:30:31,133 --> 01:30:34,067 I look terrible. 1256 01:30:34,067 --> 01:30:37,234 I don't understand what happened. 1257 01:30:37,234 --> 01:30:41,167 Happened. What happened? 1258 01:31:06,267 --> 01:31:09,067 [no audible dialogue] 1259 01:33:16,367 --> 01:33:19,868 Closed-Captioned By J.R. Media Services, Inc. Burbank, CA 90114

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