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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,205 --> 00:00:05,283 - Mm, hi. - Todd, we need to talk. 2 00:00:05,348 --> 00:00:07,203 Hey, look, a cute, little puppy doggy! 3 00:00:07,268 --> 00:00:09,507 - I need to tell you something. - It's okay, Lurlene. 4 00:00:09,573 --> 00:00:11,555 I found your punch card. I know they're fake. 5 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:13,571 - Yes, but no. - You slept with the football 6 00:00:13,668 --> 00:00:14,915 team again? It's okay. 7 00:00:14,981 --> 00:00:17,379 Yes, but no. I've met someone else. 8 00:00:17,508 --> 00:00:20,228 You're just too... nice. I want a bad boy. 9 00:00:20,308 --> 00:00:21,587 Hey! 10 00:00:21,701 --> 00:00:23,187 Let me in! 11 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:24,899 You must be Lurlene's bad boy. 12 00:00:24,948 --> 00:00:26,548 - Hi! - Hey, those are fake! 13 00:00:26,628 --> 00:00:28,868 - You're disgusting! - I don't know this guy! 14 00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:30,320 Bye! It was great meeting you! 15 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:31,539 No! No! 16 00:00:32,804 --> 00:00:35,058 Mr. Pickles! 17 00:00:48,319 --> 00:00:50,400 Mr. Pickles! 18 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:54,518 There you are! Good boy! 19 00:00:57,269 --> 00:01:00,100 - Hmm, this milk tastes funny. - Well, Tommy, our 20 00:01:00,180 --> 00:01:02,867 cow, Betty, is pregnant, so right now, we're 21 00:01:02,981 --> 00:01:04,099 - drinking soy milk. - Ugh! 22 00:01:04,180 --> 00:01:06,179 I've read that soy has estrogen in it. 23 00:01:06,261 --> 00:01:08,180 - What's that? - Well, it's what 24 00:01:08,260 --> 00:01:10,148 - makes a lady a lady. - A little soy milk 25 00:01:10,180 --> 00:01:12,140 isn't going to turn anybody into a lady overnight. 26 00:01:14,388 --> 00:01:16,147 Mr. Pickles. Dad? 27 00:01:16,260 --> 00:01:19,059 I'm Mrs. Milton. My Suzie and I found this one 28 00:01:19,140 --> 00:01:21,187 sleeping on our farm this morning. 29 00:01:21,221 --> 00:01:23,827 Dad, you lost your 30 00:01:23,940 --> 00:01:25,860 - shoe again? - But Mr. Pickles did 31 00:01:25,908 --> 00:01:28,019 this to me! Last night, I saw Mr. Pickles 32 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:30,243 huffing gas, then getting into the truck. 33 00:01:30,308 --> 00:01:32,499 - Hey! - Next thing I know, I woke up in 34 00:01:32,580 --> 00:01:35,699 a crib next to a baby man at one of Mr. Pickles' fetish parties. 35 00:01:35,780 --> 00:01:38,819 A horse man whipping a pig lady starting grabbing my nipples. 36 00:01:38,901 --> 00:01:40,707 Then a robed man popped out of a cake. 37 00:01:40,740 --> 00:01:43,227 - Show us your face! - But it was Mr. Pickles 38 00:01:43,260 --> 00:01:46,243 in a doctor's mask. He started cutting people up 39 00:01:46,308 --> 00:01:47,987 - with a chain saw! - No! Nooo! 40 00:01:48,068 --> 00:01:51,028 He put human heads on his paws and started dancing, 41 00:01:51,108 --> 00:01:53,933 Then he put me in a truck with a bunch of body parts 42 00:01:53,957 --> 00:01:56,803 and drove me to the Milton's farm where he stole my shoe! 43 00:01:56,868 --> 00:02:00,643 - Hey! - And that's how I lost my shoe. 44 00:02:00,708 --> 00:02:02,627 You and your crazy stories. 45 00:02:02,724 --> 00:02:05,900 - Anyway, bye now. - Please stop by anytime! 46 00:02:05,934 --> 00:02:07,107 Dad, what do you do 47 00:02:07,156 --> 00:02:09,316 - when you're in love? - Ugh, Tommy, 48 00:02:09,348 --> 00:02:12,067 nowadays, love is complicated, but when you really love 49 00:02:12,149 --> 00:02:14,947 someone, just tell them how you feel. 50 00:02:15,029 --> 00:02:17,587 - Well, I'm off to work. Bye! - Dad's right! 51 00:02:17,668 --> 00:02:20,147 I'm gonna tell Suzie I love her! Come on, Mr. Pickles! 52 00:02:20,228 --> 00:02:23,265 Let's find Suzie's farm! 53 00:02:24,036 --> 00:02:26,231 Whee! 54 00:02:28,209 --> 00:02:30,675 Hi! I'm Tommy, and this is Mr. Pickles! 55 00:02:32,357 --> 00:02:34,339 - Oops. Sorry about that. - That's okay. 56 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:37,520 - At least it's not soy milk. - I'm Suzie, and this is Gertie. 57 00:02:37,554 --> 00:02:39,780 She's old, and her milk's going bad. 58 00:02:44,405 --> 00:02:48,899 Suzie, I wanted to tell you something. I love you. 59 00:02:48,964 --> 00:02:52,387 Look, Tommy, since my pa starting drinking again, I got 60 00:02:52,436 --> 00:02:56,035 to do everything around here... milk the cow, feed the pigs, 61 00:02:56,068 --> 00:02:58,995 even pay the bills. Come back when you got a job. 62 00:02:59,076 --> 00:03:00,707 Okay! 63 00:03:00,757 --> 00:03:03,747 Come on, Mr. Pickles! 64 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:09,555 Agh, he hit me! 65 00:03:09,668 --> 00:03:12,262 - He hit Wanda! - Hey, not I did not. 66 00:03:12,296 --> 00:03:12,707 A-Are you okay? 67 00:03:12,804 --> 00:03:14,819 At least take me to motel where Wanda live. 68 00:03:14,916 --> 00:03:17,155 Listen, I'm sorry, but I really 69 00:03:17,220 --> 00:03:19,652 - have to get to work. - Help! He hurt me! 70 00:03:21,588 --> 00:03:23,796 Wanda make a friend! 71 00:03:23,876 --> 00:03:26,659 Well, Mr. Pickles, I guess nobody will give me a job. 72 00:03:26,725 --> 00:03:28,771 Jobs! Get your jobs here! 73 00:03:28,804 --> 00:03:31,476 - I need a job. - You there, step right up! 74 00:03:31,556 --> 00:03:34,524 - But I'm over here. - Well, of course you are! 75 00:03:34,558 --> 00:03:36,481 Right this way. 76 00:03:37,668 --> 00:03:40,307 Sorry for the mess. 77 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:45,073 I-I-I've lost my spectacles. So, what kind of job are you after? 78 00:03:45,106 --> 00:03:47,459 I need a job that will help me pay bills 'cause Suzie... 79 00:03:47,524 --> 00:03:49,891 Say no more! I know just the job 80 00:03:49,956 --> 00:03:54,595 - you need, little lady. - Huh?! 81 00:03:54,628 --> 00:03:58,404 - What happened? - Now, it's off to Jiggly Wigglies with you! 82 00:03:58,788 --> 00:04:01,380 Just go there, and soon you'll be able to pay all your 83 00:04:01,444 --> 00:04:04,003 bills, including this one for $20,000! 84 00:04:04,068 --> 00:04:06,467 Come on, Mr. Pickles! 85 00:04:06,548 --> 00:04:12,356 Oh, and here! Five more visits, and your next job is free! 86 00:04:12,388 --> 00:04:14,707 Linda! What are you selling today? 87 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:17,091 Uh, uh, uh, h-how about this shake-a-baby, huh?! 88 00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:19,715 - A shake-a-baby? - It tell you the truth! 89 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:23,395 Shake-a-baby, do birds fly? 90 00:04:23,428 --> 00:04:25,571 Mm, no! 91 00:04:25,637 --> 00:04:29,023 Uh, see, that is true! Birds don't fly! 92 00:04:29,056 --> 00:04:30,604 I'll sell it to you for $2! That's pretty cheap for a 93 00:04:30,628 --> 00:04:32,195 shake-a-baby now! 94 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:34,387 What is it, girl? Is it time for the birth? 95 00:04:34,468 --> 00:04:38,627 Don't worry. I've been taking la-Moo's classes. 96 00:04:38,692 --> 00:04:41,059 Oh, Betty, we have some fun. 97 00:04:41,124 --> 00:04:43,476 Okay, okay, I'm ready! Here it comes! 98 00:04:43,556 --> 00:04:44,755 It's a... 99 00:04:44,837 --> 00:04:47,587 It's a... my shoe! Mr. Pickles put my shoe in... 100 00:04:47,636 --> 00:04:51,107 Hey! Get back here, Betty! 101 00:04:51,172 --> 00:04:53,859 Hiya, there! 102 00:04:53,924 --> 00:04:58,307 Salutations, young Tommy! How you doing to... damn, Tommy! 103 00:04:58,404 --> 00:05:00,515 Hi, Mr. Bojenkins! Do you know where. 104 00:05:00,580 --> 00:05:04,740 - Jiggly Wigglies is?! - Wait, do your parents know 105 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:07,235 - about your, uh... hmm. - Thanks! Bye! 106 00:05:07,332 --> 00:05:11,483 Uh, that was not good, but damn, that boy got some 107 00:05:11,522 --> 00:05:14,563 big ol' jiggly wigglies! 108 00:05:14,660 --> 00:05:17,428 All right, now get out there 109 00:05:17,508 --> 00:05:19,107 - and show them your talents! - Huh?! 110 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:21,795 - Both of them! Go! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 111 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:26,211 Sir, you dropped this! Here you go! 112 00:05:26,276 --> 00:05:29,027 You're doing a great job. Just keep moving like us! 113 00:05:29,076 --> 00:05:31,507 - Okay, like this? - Boobs! Boobs! 114 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:35,155 Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! 115 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:40,003 Well, hell-o! 116 00:05:53,988 --> 00:05:56,163 Ah, done. Well, I guess I should get 117 00:05:56,260 --> 00:05:58,843 - to tork now. - Oh, nobody want to be my friend! 118 00:05:58,876 --> 00:06:01,587 - Uh, I... - Agh, help me! Please, you stay! 119 00:06:01,620 --> 00:06:03,964 - But I'm late for work. Goodbye! - But if you don't stay and 120 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:07,254 watch TV show together, I tell them you raped me. 121 00:06:07,287 --> 00:06:08,794 - What?! - Help, he raped me! 122 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,157 Hey, shh, shh, shh! Listen, all right, all right. 123 00:06:10,181 --> 00:06:12,227 Sir, the prince of saturn has 124 00:06:12,308 --> 00:06:14,147 - been murdered! - Sounds like a job for. 125 00:06:14,244 --> 00:06:16,388 - Astronaut Dolphin detective. - But, sir, 126 00:06:16,452 --> 00:06:18,883 Astronaut Dolphin detective was arrested after that space 127 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:21,379 - goblin told you he raped her! - Get him out! 128 00:06:24,388 --> 00:06:26,867 And that's why blue's 129 00:06:26,948 --> 00:06:31,059 - my favorite color! - Oh, you're so interesting! 130 00:06:31,093 --> 00:06:34,276 - Say, do you believe in love at first sight?! - I sure do! 131 00:06:34,372 --> 00:06:36,643 - I'm in love now! - Me too! 132 00:06:36,708 --> 00:06:39,971 Hey, I got an idea! Do you want to get married?! 133 00:06:40,037 --> 00:06:42,308 That's a great idea! 134 00:06:42,404 --> 00:06:44,867 I just got to break this to my wife! 135 00:06:44,932 --> 00:06:47,491 Well, then you can come home and meet my Suzie! 136 00:06:47,556 --> 00:06:49,380 You know Suzie?! 137 00:06:49,444 --> 00:06:51,347 Now that Todd's out, we can be together. 138 00:06:51,428 --> 00:06:54,556 Yeah, whatever. You still got to lose those 5 pounds. 139 00:06:55,108 --> 00:06:59,870 Who's too nice now? Die, you cheating... holy smokes! 140 00:07:00,484 --> 00:07:03,819 Huh? Uh, can somebody please let me out? 141 00:07:03,852 --> 00:07:06,516 Hey, look, a cute, little puppy doggy! 142 00:07:06,596 --> 00:07:09,635 Do I wish miss Goodman would buy this shake-a-baby for $2? 143 00:07:09,668 --> 00:07:11,907 No?! 144 00:07:11,941 --> 00:07:13,821 It really works 'cause I was wishing you 145 00:07:13,845 --> 00:07:15,747 would buy it for $3, Miss Goodman! Mm-Hmm! 146 00:07:15,828 --> 00:07:17,347 Mrs. Milton, back so s... 147 00:07:17,396 --> 00:07:20,732 Can you believe my no-good drunk of a husband is leaving me 148 00:07:20,766 --> 00:07:21,853 - for some stripper skank?! - Oh, dear! 149 00:07:21,877 --> 00:07:24,595 - All men are cheaters! - No, not my Stanley! 150 00:07:26,036 --> 00:07:27,363 Linda, I don't want the baby! 151 00:07:27,428 --> 00:07:31,203 - It's always wrong! - Shake-a-baby, do I have 10 fingers?! 152 00:07:31,268 --> 00:07:33,796 Hmm, no? See, that is true! 153 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:35,555 Goodman residence. 154 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:37,636 Is Mr. Goodman coming in today? 155 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:41,735 I want to show him my army fort. Okay, bye! 156 00:07:41,768 --> 00:07:43,908 Tell Goodman under there to get to work! 157 00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:45,222 Stanley never made it in to work. 158 00:07:45,317 --> 00:07:48,035 - He's cheating on you! - Is Mr. Goodman cheating on 159 00:07:48,132 --> 00:07:50,659 - miss Goodman?! - Linda, please, it's 160 00:07:50,756 --> 00:07:52,867 always wrong! 161 00:07:52,916 --> 00:07:55,476 I think we'd better 162 00:07:55,556 --> 00:07:57,436 go find my husband. 163 00:07:57,891 --> 00:08:00,518 Stop, there's his truck over there! 164 00:08:00,552 --> 00:08:01,847 Astronaut Dolphin detective says the 165 00:08:01,871 --> 00:08:04,015 space goblin killed the space prince! 166 00:08:04,049 --> 00:08:05,142 Wait, what's he doing now?! 167 00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:07,303 Astronaut Dolphin detective has fallen in love. 168 00:08:07,383 --> 00:08:09,190 I should have known he'd double-cross us! 169 00:08:09,415 --> 00:08:11,334 Ridiculous! Now I'm leaving! 170 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:13,174 But if you no stay, I tell them you rape me! 171 00:08:13,255 --> 00:08:15,014 I would never touch 172 00:08:15,047 --> 00:08:16,486 - another woman! - Agh, help me! 173 00:08:18,279 --> 00:08:20,518 Stanley Goodman, how could you! 174 00:08:20,599 --> 00:08:22,710 - Ah, Beverly! - Get me out of here! 175 00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:23,974 - Hey! - Whoo-hoo-hoo! 176 00:08:24,055 --> 00:08:25,974 There goes my cheating husband with that skank! 177 00:08:26,055 --> 00:08:27,814 Beverly, wait a minute! 178 00:08:27,862 --> 00:08:31,526 Drink your tea, Abigail. Oh, Abigail, pretty soon, you'll 179 00:08:31,591 --> 00:08:34,534 - be going off to college. - Hey, out of my way, man! 180 00:08:34,630 --> 00:08:37,042 - Speeders! - Get back here, you cheating drunk! 181 00:08:37,268 --> 00:08:39,590 - Beverly! Slow down! - Oh, Abigail, watch out! 182 00:08:39,655 --> 00:08:41,382 Get her! 183 00:08:41,446 --> 00:08:44,102 Mr. Pickles put my shoe in that cow's lady parts! 184 00:08:44,166 --> 00:08:46,853 Not now, grandpa! 185 00:08:46,919 --> 00:08:49,125 Oh, no! 186 00:08:49,174 --> 00:08:51,574 Suzie! I got a job! Will you marry... 187 00:08:51,654 --> 00:08:53,413 - Meet your new mother! - I hate you! 188 00:08:53,447 --> 00:08:56,366 - You're not my real mom! - I'm gonna gut you like a hog, you skank! 189 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,246 - Hey, that skank is my son! - Beverly! 190 00:08:58,295 --> 00:08:59,727 Carry me, or I tell them you rape me! 191 00:08:59,751 --> 00:09:01,253 - Hi, dad! - Tommy?! 192 00:09:01,319 --> 00:09:02,661 I'm getting married to Suzie! 193 00:09:02,726 --> 00:09:04,622 You cheating skank! You were supposed to marry me! 194 00:09:04,646 --> 00:09:06,790 Hey, don't you ever touch my son again! 195 00:09:06,854 --> 00:09:08,773 Stanley, you're out of control! 196 00:09:08,838 --> 00:09:10,693 Did you force your love on this woman?! 197 00:09:10,727 --> 00:09:13,272 He no rape me, but if you don't rape me, I tell them 198 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:15,110 you rape me! 199 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:18,725 Everybody slow down! 200 00:09:18,807 --> 00:09:21,253 Now, what did I miss? 201 00:09:21,335 --> 00:09:25,286 Oh, no! Gertie has passed on! 202 00:09:27,014 --> 00:09:29,574 Look, everybody! Betty came to tell us that 203 00:09:29,606 --> 00:09:32,885 her baby's coming! 204 00:09:32,967 --> 00:09:35,094 I think you should have it, Suzie. 205 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:38,181 Aww, look, they rape each Other! 206 00:09:38,279 --> 00:09:40,422 Look, Betty must be 207 00:09:40,487 --> 00:09:42,021 having twins! 208 00:09:42,086 --> 00:09:46,805 - Get out of there! - It was Mr. Pickles! 209 00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:49,334 Now, who wants real milk with their steak? 210 00:09:49,415 --> 00:09:51,046 I do! Gertie sure is tasty! 211 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:54,214 I don't ever want to see the inside of a cow again! 212 00:09:54,246 --> 00:09:56,885 Shake-a-baby, does Suzie love me? 213 00:09:56,967 --> 00:09:59,750 Recharge? Oh, maybe the baby needs some milk! 214 00:09:59,814 --> 00:10:01,173 - Tommy, no! - Huh? 215 00:10:01,255 --> 00:10:03,526 Um, how did you, you know, uh... 216 00:10:03,606 --> 00:10:06,294 You were right, dad! Love sure is complicated. 217 00:10:06,374 --> 00:10:08,699 And look at what the estrogen from that soy milk 218 00:10:08,771 --> 00:10:11,398 did to our son. We'll get you to the doctor in 219 00:10:11,453 --> 00:10:13,094 - the morning, Tommy. - Judging by the way 220 00:10:13,139 --> 00:10:15,932 Mr. Pickles delivered Betty's calf, seems we already 221 00:10:15,988 --> 00:10:18,278 have a doctor in the house. 222 00:10:18,343 --> 00:10:20,325 Good boy, Dr. Pickles! 223 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:26,437 Huh?! There are my spectacles! Huh?! 224 00:10:26,534 --> 00:10:28,468 Noooo! 225 00:10:28,501 --> 00:10:30,054 Mama, mama! Baby want milky! 226 00:10:30,086 --> 00:10:33,079 Baby want milky! Milky, milky! 17255

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