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>> MM, HI. >> TODD, WE NEED TO TALK. >> HEY, LOOK, A CUTE, LITTLE

>> TODD, WE NEED TO TALK. >> HEY, LOOK, A CUTE, LITTLE PUPPY DOGGY!

>> HEY, LOOK, A CUTE, LITTLE PUPPY DOGGY! >> I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

PUPPY DOGGY! >> I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. >> IT'S OKAY, LURLENE.

>> I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. >> IT'S OKAY, LURLENE. I FOUND YOUR PUNCH CARD.

>> IT'S OKAY, LURLENE. I FOUND YOUR PUNCH CARD. I KNOW THEY'RE FAKE.

I FOUND YOUR PUNCH CARD. I KNOW THEY'RE FAKE. >> YES, BUT NO.

I KNOW THEY'RE FAKE. >> YES, BUT NO. >> YOU SLEPT WITH THE FOOTBALL

>> YES, BUT NO. >> YOU SLEPT WITH THE FOOTBALL TEAM AGAIN?

>> YOU SLEPT WITH THE FOOTBALL TEAM AGAIN? IT'S OKAY.

TEAM AGAIN? IT'S OKAY. >> YES, BUT NO.

IT'S OKAY. >> YES, BUT NO. I'VE MET SOMEONE ELSE.

>> YES, BUT NO. I'VE MET SOMEONE ELSE. YOU'RE JUST TOO...NICE.

I'VE MET SOMEONE ELSE. YOU'RE JUST TOO...NICE. I WANT A BAD BOY.

YOU'RE JUST TOO...NICE. I WANT A BAD BOY. >> HEY!

I WANT A BAD BOY. >> HEY! >> [ GASPS ]

>> HEY! >> [ GASPS ] >> LET ME IN!

>> [ GASPS ] >> LET ME IN! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

>> LET ME IN! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] >> YOU MUST BE LURLENE'S BAD

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] >> YOU MUST BE LURLENE'S BAD BOY.

>> YOU MUST BE LURLENE'S BAD BOY. HI!

BOY. HI! >> HEY, THOSE ARE FAKE!

HI! >> HEY, THOSE ARE FAKE! YOU'RE DISGUSTING!

>> HEY, THOSE ARE FAKE! YOU'RE DISGUSTING! >> I DON'T KNOW THIS GUY!

YOU'RE DISGUSTING! >> I DON'T KNOW THIS GUY! >> BYE!

>> I DON'T KNOW THIS GUY! >> BYE! IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU!

>> BYE! IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU! >> NO! NO!

IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU! >> NO! NO! AGH! AAH!

>> NO! NO! AGH! AAH! >> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!

AGH! AAH! >> Tommy: MR. PICKLES! >> ♪ MR. PICKLES ♪

>> Tommy: MR. PICKLES! >> ♪ MR. PICKLES ♪ ♪ GOOD BOY ♪

>> ♪ MR. PICKLES ♪ ♪ GOOD BOY ♪ ♪ HE'S A DOG ♪

♪ GOOD BOY ♪ ♪ HE'S A DOG ♪ ♪ PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND ♪

♪ HE'S A DOG ♪ ♪ PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND ♪ DIE!

♪ PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND ♪ DIE! ♪ PICKLES ♪

DIE! ♪ PICKLES ♪ >> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!

♪ PICKLES ♪ >> Tommy: MR. PICKLES! >> ♪ HERE HE COMES FOR YOU ♪

>> Tommy: MR. PICKLES! >> ♪ HERE HE COMES FOR YOU ♪ >> Tommy: THERE YOU ARE!

GOOD BOY!

HMM, THIS MILK TASTES FUNNY. >> Beverly: WELL, TOMMY, OUR COW, BETTY, IS PREGNANT, SO

>> Beverly: WELL, TOMMY, OUR COW, BETTY, IS PREGNANT, SO RIGHT NOW, WE'RE DRINKING SOY

COW, BETTY, IS PREGNANT, SO RIGHT NOW, WE'RE DRINKING SOY MILK.

RIGHT NOW, WE'RE DRINKING SOY MILK. >> Stanley: UGH!

MILK. >> Stanley: UGH! I'VE READ THAT SOY HAS ESTROGEN

>> Stanley: UGH! I'VE READ THAT SOY HAS ESTROGEN IN IT.

I'VE READ THAT SOY HAS ESTROGEN IN IT. >> Tommy: WHAT'S THAT?

IN IT. >> Tommy: WHAT'S THAT? >> Stanley: WELL, IT'S WHAT

>> Tommy: WHAT'S THAT? >> Stanley: WELL, IT'S WHAT MAKES A LADY A LADY.

>> Stanley: WELL, IT'S WHAT MAKES A LADY A LADY. >> Beverly: A LITTLE SOY MILK

MAKES A LADY A LADY. >> Beverly: A LITTLE SOY MILK ISN'T GOING TO TURN ANYBODY INTO

>> Beverly: A LITTLE SOY MILK ISN'T GOING TO TURN ANYBODY INTO A LADY OVERNIGHT.

ISN'T GOING TO TURN ANYBODY INTO A LADY OVERNIGHT. >> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]

A LADY OVERNIGHT. >> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ] >> Beverly: OH! [ LAUGHS ]

>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ] >> Beverly: OH! [ LAUGHS ] MR. PICKLES.

>> Beverly: OH! [ LAUGHS ] MR. PICKLES. DAD?

MR. PICKLES. DAD? >> I'M MRS. MILTON.

DAD? >> I'M MRS. MILTON. MY SUZIE AND I FOUND THIS ONE

>> I'M MRS. MILTON. MY SUZIE AND I FOUND THIS ONE SLEEPING ON OUR FARM THIS

MY SUZIE AND I FOUND THIS ONE SLEEPING ON OUR FARM THIS MORNING.

SLEEPING ON OUR FARM THIS MORNING. >> Tommy: [ SIGHS ]

MORNING. >> Tommy: [ SIGHS ] >> Beverly: DAD, YOU LOST YOUR

>> Tommy: [ SIGHS ] >> Beverly: DAD, YOU LOST YOUR SHOE AGAIN?

>> Beverly: DAD, YOU LOST YOUR SHOE AGAIN? >> Grandpa: BUT MR. PICKLES DID

SHOE AGAIN? >> Grandpa: BUT MR. PICKLES DID THIS TO ME!

>> Grandpa: BUT MR. PICKLES DID THIS TO ME! LAST NIGHT, I SAW MR. PICKLES

THIS TO ME! LAST NIGHT, I SAW MR. PICKLES HUFFING GAS, THEN GETTING INTO

LAST NIGHT, I SAW MR. PICKLES HUFFING GAS, THEN GETTING INTO THE TRUCK.

HUFFING GAS, THEN GETTING INTO THE TRUCK. HEY!

THE TRUCK. HEY! NEXT THING I KNOW, I WOKE UP IN

HEY! NEXT THING I KNOW, I WOKE UP IN A CRIB NEXT TO A BABY MAN AT ONE

NEXT THING I KNOW, I WOKE UP IN A CRIB NEXT TO A BABY MAN AT ONE OF MR. PICKLES' FETISH PARTIES.

A CRIB NEXT TO A BABY MAN AT ONE OF MR. PICKLES' FETISH PARTIES. A HORSE MAN WHIPPING A PIG LADY

OF MR. PICKLES' FETISH PARTIES. A HORSE MAN WHIPPING A PIG LADY STARTING GRABBING MY NIPPLES.

A HORSE MAN WHIPPING A PIG LADY STARTING GRABBING MY NIPPLES. THEN A ROBED MAN POPPED OUT OF A

STARTING GRABBING MY NIPPLES. THEN A ROBED MAN POPPED OUT OF A CAKE.

THEN A ROBED MAN POPPED OUT OF A CAKE. >> SHOW US YOUR FACE!

CAKE. >> SHOW US YOUR FACE! >> Grandpa: BUT IT WAS

>> SHOW US YOUR FACE! >> Grandpa: BUT IT WAS MR. PICKLES IN A DOCTOR'S MASK.

>> Grandpa: BUT IT WAS MR. PICKLES IN A DOCTOR'S MASK. HE STARTED CUTTING PEOPLE UP

HE STARTED CUTTING PEOPLE UP WITH A CHAIN SAW! >> NO! NOOO!

WITH A CHAIN SAW! >> NO! NOOO! >> Grandpa: HE PUT HUMAN HEADS

>> NO! NOOO! >> Grandpa: HE PUT HUMAN HEADS ON HIS PAWS AND STARTED DANCING,

>> Grandpa: HE PUT HUMAN HEADS ON HIS PAWS AND STARTED DANCING, THEN HE PUT ME IN A TRUCK WITH A

ON HIS PAWS AND STARTED DANCING, THEN HE PUT ME IN A TRUCK WITH A BUNCH OF BODY PARTS AND DROVE ME

THEN HE PUT ME IN A TRUCK WITH A BUNCH OF BODY PARTS AND DROVE ME TO THE MILTON'S FARM WHERE HE

BUNCH OF BODY PARTS AND DROVE ME TO THE MILTON'S FARM WHERE HE STOLE MY SHOE!

TO THE MILTON'S FARM WHERE HE STOLE MY SHOE! HEY!

STOLE MY SHOE! HEY! AND THAT'S HOW I LOST MY SHOE.

HEY! AND THAT'S HOW I LOST MY SHOE. >> Beverly: YOU AND YOUR CRAZY

AND THAT'S HOW I LOST MY SHOE. >> Beverly: YOU AND YOUR CRAZY STORIES.

>> Beverly: YOU AND YOUR CRAZY STORIES. >> ANYWAY, BYE NOW.

STORIES. >> ANYWAY, BYE NOW. >> Beverly: PLEASE STOP BY

>> ANYWAY, BYE NOW. >> Beverly: PLEASE STOP BY ANYTIME!

>> Beverly: PLEASE STOP BY ANYTIME! >> Tommy: DAD, WHAT DO YOU DO

ANYTIME! >> Tommy: DAD, WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE?

>> Tommy: DAD, WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE? >> Stanley: UGH, TOMMY,

WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE? >> Stanley: UGH, TOMMY, NOWADAYS, LOVE IS COMPLICATED,

>> Stanley: UGH, TOMMY, NOWADAYS, LOVE IS COMPLICATED, BUT WHEN YOU REALLY LOVE

NOWADAYS, LOVE IS COMPLICATED, BUT WHEN YOU REALLY LOVE SOMEONE, JUST TELL THEM HOW YOU

BUT WHEN YOU REALLY LOVE SOMEONE, JUST TELL THEM HOW YOU FEEL.

SOMEONE, JUST TELL THEM HOW YOU FEEL. WELL, I'M OFF TO WORK. BYE!

FEEL. WELL, I'M OFF TO WORK. BYE! >> Tommy: DAD'S RIGHT!

WELL, I'M OFF TO WORK. BYE! >> Tommy: DAD'S RIGHT! I'M GONNA TELL SUZIE I LOVE HER!

>> Tommy: DAD'S RIGHT! I'M GONNA TELL SUZIE I LOVE HER! COME ON, MR. PICKLES!

I'M GONNA TELL SUZIE I LOVE HER! COME ON, MR. PICKLES! >> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]

COME ON, MR. PICKLES! >> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ] >> Tommy: LET'S FIND SUZIE'S

>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ] >> Tommy: LET'S FIND SUZIE'S FARM!

>> Tommy: LET'S FIND SUZIE'S FARM! >> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKING ]

FARM! >> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKING ] >> Tommy: WHEE!

>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKING ] >> Tommy: WHEE! HI!

>> Tommy: WHEE! HI! I'M TOMMY, AND THIS IS

HI! I'M TOMMY, AND THIS IS MR. PICKLES!

I'M TOMMY, AND THIS IS MR. PICKLES! [ COW MOOS ]

MR. PICKLES! [ COW MOOS ] [ SQUIRT! ]

[ COW MOOS ] [ SQUIRT! ] >> OOPS. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

[ SQUIRT! ] >> OOPS. SORRY ABOUT THAT. >> Tommy: THAT'S OKAY.

>> OOPS. SORRY ABOUT THAT. >> Tommy: THAT'S OKAY. AT LEAST IT'S NOT SOY MILK.

>> Tommy: THAT'S OKAY. AT LEAST IT'S NOT SOY MILK. >> I'M SUZIE, AND THIS IS

AT LEAST IT'S NOT SOY MILK. >> I'M SUZIE, AND THIS IS GERTIE.

>> I'M SUZIE, AND THIS IS GERTIE. SHE'S OLD, AND HER MILK'S GOING

GERTIE. SHE'S OLD, AND HER MILK'S GOING BAD.

SHE'S OLD, AND HER MILK'S GOING BAD. [ SQUIRT! ]

BAD. [ SQUIRT! ] OOPS!

[ SQUIRT! ] OOPS! >> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]

OOPS! >> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ] [ GROWLING DEMONICALLY ]

>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ] [ GROWLING DEMONICALLY ] >> Tommy: SUZIE, I WANTED TO

[ GROWLING DEMONICALLY ] >> Tommy: SUZIE, I WANTED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

>> Tommy: SUZIE, I WANTED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. I LOVE YOU.

TELL YOU SOMETHING. I LOVE YOU. >> LOOK, TOMMY, SINCE MY PA

I LOVE YOU. >> LOOK, TOMMY, SINCE MY PA STARTING DRINKING AGAIN, I GOT

>> LOOK, TOMMY, SINCE MY PA STARTING DRINKING AGAIN, I GOT TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE --

STARTING DRINKING AGAIN, I GOT TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE -- MILK THE COW, FEED THE PIGS,

TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE -- MILK THE COW, FEED THE PIGS, EVEN PAY THE BILLS.

MILK THE COW, FEED THE PIGS, EVEN PAY THE BILLS. COME BACK WHEN YOU GOT A JOB.

EVEN PAY THE BILLS. COME BACK WHEN YOU GOT A JOB. [ COW COUGHS ]

COME BACK WHEN YOU GOT A JOB. [ COW COUGHS ] >> Tommy: OKAY!

[ COW COUGHS ] >> Tommy: OKAY! COME ON, MR. PICKLES!

>> Tommy: OKAY! COME ON, MR. PICKLES! >> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]

COME ON, MR. PICKLES! >> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ] >> Stanley: ♪ LA-LA LA LA LA LA

>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ] >> Stanley: ♪ LA-LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪

>> Stanley: ♪ LA-LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ ♪ AND A LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪

LA ♪ ♪ AND A LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ >> AAH!

♪ AND A LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ >> AAH! [ TIRES SCREECHING ]

>> AAH! [ TIRES SCREECHING ] AGH, HE HIT ME!

[ TIRES SCREECHING ] AGH, HE HIT ME! HE HIT WANDA!

AGH, HE HIT ME! HE HIT WANDA! >> Stanley: H-HEY, NO, I DID

HE HIT WANDA! >> Stanley: H-HEY, NO, I DID NOT.

>> Stanley: H-HEY, NO, I DID NOT. A-ARE YOU OKAY?

NOT. A-ARE YOU OKAY? >> AT LEAST TAKE ME TO MOTEL

A-ARE YOU OKAY? >> AT LEAST TAKE ME TO MOTEL WHERE WANDA LIVE.

>> AT LEAST TAKE ME TO MOTEL WHERE WANDA LIVE. >> Stanley: [ GRUNTS ]

WHERE WANDA LIVE. >> Stanley: [ GRUNTS ] LISTEN, I'M SORRY, BUT I REALLY

>> Stanley: [ GRUNTS ] LISTEN, I'M SORRY, BUT I REALLY HAVE TO GET TO WORK.

LISTEN, I'M SORRY, BUT I REALLY HAVE TO GET TO WORK. >> HELP! HE HURT ME!

HAVE TO GET TO WORK. >> HELP! HE HURT ME! >> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]

>> HELP! HE HURT ME! >> Stanley: [ SIGHS ] >> [ GIGGLES ]

>> Stanley: [ SIGHS ] >> [ GIGGLES ] WANDA MAKE A FRIEND!

>> [ GIGGLES ] WANDA MAKE A FRIEND! [ GIGGLES ]

WANDA MAKE A FRIEND! [ GIGGLES ] >> Tommy: WELL, MR. PICKLES, I

[ GIGGLES ] >> Tommy: WELL, MR. PICKLES, I GUESS NOBODY WILL GIVE ME A JOB.

>> Tommy: WELL, MR. PICKLES, I GUESS NOBODY WILL GIVE ME A JOB. >> JOBS!

GUESS NOBODY WILL GIVE ME A JOB. >> JOBS! GET YOUR JOBS HERE!

>> JOBS! GET YOUR JOBS HERE! >> Tommy: I NEED A JOB.

GET YOUR JOBS HERE! >> Tommy: I NEED A JOB. >> YOU THERE, STEP RIGHT UP!

>> Tommy: I NEED A JOB. >> YOU THERE, STEP RIGHT UP! >> Tommy: BUT I'M OVER HERE.

>> YOU THERE, STEP RIGHT UP! >> Tommy: BUT I'M OVER HERE. >> [ Laughing ] WELL, OF COURSE

>> Tommy: BUT I'M OVER HERE. >> [ Laughing ] WELL, OF COURSE YOU ARE!

>> [ Laughing ] WELL, OF COURSE YOU ARE! RIGHT THIS WAY.

YOU ARE! RIGHT THIS WAY. [ HORSE SNORTS ]

RIGHT THIS WAY. [ HORSE SNORTS ] SORRY FOR THE MESS.

[ HORSE SNORTS ] SORRY FOR THE MESS. I-I-I'VE LOST MY SPECTACLES.

SORRY FOR THE MESS. I-I-I'VE LOST MY SPECTACLES. SO, WHAT KIND OF JOB ARE YOU

I-I-I'VE LOST MY SPECTACLES. SO, WHAT KIND OF JOB ARE YOU AFTER?

SO, WHAT KIND OF JOB ARE YOU AFTER? >> Tommy: I NEED A JOB THAT WILL

AFTER? >> Tommy: I NEED A JOB THAT WILL HELP ME PAY BILLS

>> Tommy: I NEED A JOB THAT WILL HELP ME PAY BILLS 'CAUSE SUZIE --

HELP ME PAY BILLS 'CAUSE SUZIE -- >> SAY NO MORE!

'CAUSE SUZIE -- >> SAY NO MORE! [ Laughing ] I KNOW JUST THE JOB

>> SAY NO MORE! [ Laughing ] I KNOW JUST THE JOB YOU NEED, LITTLE LADY.

[ Laughing ] I KNOW JUST THE JOB YOU NEED, LITTLE LADY. >> Tommy: HUH?! [ SIGHS ]

YOU NEED, LITTLE LADY. >> Tommy: HUH?! [ SIGHS ] WHAT HAPPENED?

>> Tommy: HUH?! [ SIGHS ] WHAT HAPPENED? >> NOW, IT'S OFF TO

WHAT HAPPENED? >> NOW, IT'S OFF TO JIGGLY WIGGLIES WITH YOU!

>> NOW, IT'S OFF TO JIGGLY WIGGLIES WITH YOU! >> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ]

JIGGLY WIGGLIES WITH YOU! >> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ] >> JUST GO THERE, AND SOON

>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ] >> JUST GO THERE, AND SOON YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PAY ALL YOUR

>> JUST GO THERE, AND SOON YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PAY ALL YOUR BILLS, INCLUDING THIS ONE FOR

YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PAY ALL YOUR BILLS, INCLUDING THIS ONE FOR $20,000!

BILLS, INCLUDING THIS ONE FOR $20,000! >> Mr. Pickles: [ GROWLS ]

$20,000! >> Mr. Pickles: [ GROWLS ] >> Tommy: COME ON, MR. PICKLES!

>> Mr. Pickles: [ GROWLS ] >> Tommy: COME ON, MR. PICKLES! >> OH, AND HERE!

>> Tommy: COME ON, MR. PICKLES! >> OH, AND HERE! FIVE MORE VISITS, AND YOUR NEXT

>> OH, AND HERE! FIVE MORE VISITS, AND YOUR NEXT JOB IS FREE!

FIVE MORE VISITS, AND YOUR NEXT JOB IS FREE! >> [ HUMMING ]

JOB IS FREE! >> [ HUMMING ] >> Beverly: LINDA!

>> [ HUMMING ] >> Beverly: LINDA! WHAT ARE YOU SELLING TODAY?

>> Beverly: LINDA! WHAT ARE YOU SELLING TODAY? >> UH, UH, UH, H-HOW ABOUT THIS

WHAT ARE YOU SELLING TODAY? >> UH, UH, UH, H-HOW ABOUT THIS SHAKE-A-BABY, HUH?!

>> UH, UH, UH, H-HOW ABOUT THIS SHAKE-A-BABY, HUH?! >> Beverly: A SHAKE-A-BABY?

SHAKE-A-BABY, HUH?! >> Beverly: A SHAKE-A-BABY? >> IT TELL YOU THE TRUTH!

>> Beverly: A SHAKE-A-BABY? >> IT TELL YOU THE TRUTH! SHAKE-A-BABY, DO BIRDS FLY?

>> IT TELL YOU THE TRUTH! SHAKE-A-BABY, DO BIRDS FLY? [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

SHAKE-A-BABY, DO BIRDS FLY? [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] MM, NO!

[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] MM, NO! [ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

MM, NO! [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] UH, SEE, THAT IS TRUE!

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ] UH, SEE, THAT IS TRUE! BIRDS DON'T FLY!

UH, SEE, THAT IS TRUE! BIRDS DON'T FLY! I'LL SELL IT TO YOU FOR $2!

BIRDS DON'T FLY! I'LL SELL IT TO YOU FOR $2! THAT'S PRETTY CHEAP FOR A

I'LL SELL IT TO YOU FOR $2! THAT'S PRETTY CHEAP FOR A SHAKE-A-BABY NOW!

THAT'S PRETTY CHEAP FOR A SHAKE-A-BABY NOW! [ BETTY MOOS ]

SHAKE-A-BABY NOW! [ BETTY MOOS ] >> Grandpa: WHAT IS IT, GIRL?

[ BETTY MOOS ] >> Grandpa: WHAT IS IT, GIRL? IS IT TIME FOR THE BIRTH?

>> Grandpa: WHAT IS IT, GIRL? IS IT TIME FOR THE BIRTH? DON'T WORRY.

IS IT TIME FOR THE BIRTH? DON'T WORRY. I'VE BEEN TAKING LA-MOO'S

DON'T WORRY. I'VE BEEN TAKING LA-MOO'S CLASSES.

I'VE BEEN TAKING LA-MOO'S CLASSES. [ LAUGHS ]

CLASSES. [ LAUGHS ] OH, BETTY, WE HAVE SOME FUN.

[ LAUGHS ] OH, BETTY, WE HAVE SOME FUN. [ BETTY MOOS ANGRILY ]

OH, BETTY, WE HAVE SOME FUN. [ BETTY MOOS ANGRILY ] OKAY, OKAY, I'M READY!

[ BETTY MOOS ANGRILY ] OKAY, OKAY, I'M READY! HERE IT COMES!

OKAY, OKAY, I'M READY! HERE IT COMES! IT'S A...

HERE IT COMES! IT'S A... [ BETTY MOOS ]

IT'S A... [ BETTY MOOS ] IT'S A -- MY SHOE!

[ BETTY MOOS ] IT'S A -- MY SHOE! MR. PICKLES PUT MY SHOE IN --

IT'S A -- MY SHOE! MR. PICKLES PUT MY SHOE IN -- [ BETTY MOOS ]

MR. PICKLES PUT MY SHOE IN -- [ BETTY MOOS ] HEY! GET BACK HERE, BETTY!

[ BETTY MOOS ] HEY! GET BACK HERE, BETTY! >> Tommy: [ HUMMING ]

HEY! GET BACK HERE, BETTY! >> Tommy: [ HUMMING ] HIYA, THERE!

>> Tommy: [ HUMMING ] HIYA, THERE! >> SALUTATIONS, YOUNG TOMMY!

HIYA, THERE! >> SALUTATIONS, YOUNG TOMMY! HOW YOU DOING TO-- DAMN, TOMMY!

>> SALUTATIONS, YOUNG TOMMY! HOW YOU DOING TO-- DAMN, TOMMY! >> Tommy: HI, MR. BOJENKINS!

HOW YOU DOING TO-- DAMN, TOMMY! >> Tommy: HI, MR. BOJENKINS! DO YOU KNOW WHERE

>> Tommy: HI, MR. BOJENKINS! DO YOU KNOW WHERE JIGGLY WIGGLIES IS?!

DO YOU KNOW WHERE JIGGLY WIGGLIES IS?! >> WAIT, DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW

JIGGLY WIGGLIES IS?! >> WAIT, DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW ABOUT YOUR, UH -- HMM.

>> WAIT, DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW ABOUT YOUR, UH -- HMM. >> Tommy: THANKS! BYE!

ABOUT YOUR, UH -- HMM. >> Tommy: THANKS! BYE! >> UH, THAT WAS NOT GOOD, BUT

>> Tommy: THANKS! BYE! >> UH, THAT WAS NOT GOOD, BUT DAMN, THAT BOY GOT SOME BIG OL'

>> UH, THAT WAS NOT GOOD, BUT DAMN, THAT BOY GOT SOME BIG OL' JIGGLY WIGGLIES!

DAMN, THAT BOY GOT SOME BIG OL' JIGGLY WIGGLIES! [ LAUGHS ] OH.

JIGGLY WIGGLIES! [ LAUGHS ] OH. [ REINS SNAP ]

[ LAUGHS ] OH. [ REINS SNAP ] >> ALL RIGHT, NOW GET OUT THERE

[ REINS SNAP ] >> ALL RIGHT, NOW GET OUT THERE AND SHOW THEM YOUR TALENTS!

>> ALL RIGHT, NOW GET OUT THERE AND SHOW THEM YOUR TALENTS! >> Tommy: HUH?!

AND SHOW THEM YOUR TALENTS! >> Tommy: HUH?! >> BOTH OF THEM! GO!

>> Tommy: HUH?! >> BOTH OF THEM! GO! >> Tommy: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

>> BOTH OF THEM! GO! >> Tommy: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Tommy: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ] SIR, YOU DROPPED THIS!

[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ] SIR, YOU DROPPED THIS! HERE YOU GO!

SIR, YOU DROPPED THIS! HERE YOU GO! >> YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB.

HERE YOU GO! >> YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB. JUST KEEP MOVING LIKE US!

>> YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB. JUST KEEP MOVING LIKE US! >> Tommy: OKAY, LIKE THIS?

JUST KEEP MOVING LIKE US! >> Tommy: OKAY, LIKE THIS? >> [ Chanting ] BOOBS! BOOBS!

>> Tommy: OKAY, LIKE THIS? >> [ Chanting ] BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS!

>> [ Chanting ] BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS!

BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! >> Tommy: WHOA, WHOA!

BOOBS! BOOBS! >> Tommy: WHOA, WHOA! OHH!

>> Tommy: WHOA, WHOA! OHH! >> WELL, HELL-O!

OHH! >> WELL, HELL-O! [ LAUGHS ]

>> WELL, HELL-O! [ LAUGHS ] >> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ]

[ LAUGHS ] >> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ] [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]

>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ] [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ] [ WHIMPERS ]

[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ] [ WHIMPERS ] >> ♪ PICKLES ♪

[ WHIMPERS ] >> ♪ PICKLES ♪ >> Mr. Pickles: [ GROWLING

>> ♪ PICKLES ♪ >> Mr. Pickles: [ GROWLING DEMONICALLY ]

>> Mr. Pickles: [ GROWLING DEMONICALLY ] [ HORSE SNORTS ]

DEMONICALLY ] [ HORSE SNORTS ] [ PANTING ]

[ HORSE SNORTS ] [ PANTING ] >> Stanley: AH, DONE.

[ PANTING ] >> Stanley: AH, DONE. WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD GET TO

>> Stanley: AH, DONE. WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD GET TO WORK NOW.

WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD GET TO WORK NOW. >> OH, NOBODY WANT TO BE MY

WORK NOW. >> OH, NOBODY WANT TO BE MY FRIEND!

>> OH, NOBODY WANT TO BE MY FRIEND! >> Stanley: UH, I --

FRIEND! >> Stanley: UH, I -- >> AGH, HELP ME!

>> Stanley: UH, I -- >> AGH, HELP ME! PLEASE, YOU STAY!

>> AGH, HELP ME! PLEASE, YOU STAY! >> Stanley: BUT I'M LATE FOR

PLEASE, YOU STAY! >> Stanley: BUT I'M LATE FOR WORK.

>> Stanley: BUT I'M LATE FOR WORK. GOODBYE!

WORK. GOODBYE! >> BUT IF YOU DON'T STAY AND

GOODBYE! >> BUT IF YOU DON'T STAY AND WATCH TV SHOW TOGETHER, I TELL

>> BUT IF YOU DON'T STAY AND WATCH TV SHOW TOGETHER, I TELL THEM YOU RAPED ME.

WATCH TV SHOW TOGETHER, I TELL THEM YOU RAPED ME. >> Stanley: WHAT?!

THEM YOU RAPED ME. >> Stanley: WHAT?! >> HELP, HE RAPED ME!

>> Stanley: WHAT?! >> HELP, HE RAPED ME! >> Stanley: HEY, SHH, SHH, SHH!

>> HELP, HE RAPED ME! >> Stanley: HEY, SHH, SHH, SHH! LISTEN, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

>> Stanley: HEY, SHH, SHH, SHH! LISTEN, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. >> [ LAUGHS ]

LISTEN, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> SIR, THE PRINCE OF SATURN HAS

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> SIR, THE PRINCE OF SATURN HAS BEEN MURDERED!

>> SIR, THE PRINCE OF SATURN HAS BEEN MURDERED! >> SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR

BEEN MURDERED! >> SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE.

>> SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE. >> BUT, SIR,

ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE. >> BUT, SIR, ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE WAS

>> BUT, SIR, ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE WAS ARRESTED AFTER THAT SPACE

ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE WAS ARRESTED AFTER THAT SPACE GOBLIN TOLD YOU HE RAPED HER!

ARRESTED AFTER THAT SPACE GOBLIN TOLD YOU HE RAPED HER! >> GET HIM OUT!

GOBLIN TOLD YOU HE RAPED HER! >> GET HIM OUT! [ DOLPHIN SQUEAKING ]

>> GET HIM OUT! [ DOLPHIN SQUEAKING ] >> [ LAUGHS ]

[ DOLPHIN SQUEAKING ] >> [ LAUGHS ] >> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> Stanley: [ SIGHS ] >> Tommy: AND THAT'S WHY BLUE'S

>> Stanley: [ SIGHS ] >> Tommy: AND THAT'S WHY BLUE'S MY FAVORITE COLOR!

>> Tommy: AND THAT'S WHY BLUE'S MY FAVORITE COLOR! >> [ Slurring ] OH, YOU'RE SO

MY FAVORITE COLOR! >> [ Slurring ] OH, YOU'RE SO INTERESTING!

>> [ Slurring ] OH, YOU'RE SO INTERESTING! SAY, DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT

INTERESTING! SAY, DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?!

SAY, DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?! >> Tommy: I SURE DO!

FIRST SIGHT?! >> Tommy: I SURE DO! I'M IN LOVE NOW!

>> Tommy: I SURE DO! I'M IN LOVE NOW! >> ME TOO!

I'M IN LOVE NOW! >> ME TOO! HEY, I GOT AN IDEA!

>> ME TOO! HEY, I GOT AN IDEA! DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?!

HEY, I GOT AN IDEA! DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?! >> Tommy: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?! >> Tommy: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> Tommy: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! >> [ LAUGHS ] I JUST GOT TO BREAK THIS TO MY

>> [ LAUGHS ] I JUST GOT TO BREAK THIS TO MY WIFE!

I JUST GOT TO BREAK THIS TO MY WIFE! WELL, THEN YOU CAN COME HOME AND

WIFE! WELL, THEN YOU CAN COME HOME AND MEET MY SUZIE!

WELL, THEN YOU CAN COME HOME AND MEET MY SUZIE! >> Tommy: YOU KNOW SUZIE?!

MEET MY SUZIE! >> Tommy: YOU KNOW SUZIE?! >> [ BURPS ]

>> Tommy: YOU KNOW SUZIE?! >> [ BURPS ] >> NOW THAT TODD'S OUT, WE CAN

>> [ BURPS ] >> NOW THAT TODD'S OUT, WE CAN BE TOGETHER.

>> NOW THAT TODD'S OUT, WE CAN BE TOGETHER. >> YEAH, WHATEVER.

BE TOGETHER. >> YEAH, WHATEVER. YOU STILL GOT TO LOSE THOSE

>> YEAH, WHATEVER. YOU STILL GOT TO LOSE THOSE 5 POUNDS.

YOU STILL GOT TO LOSE THOSE 5 POUNDS. >> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]

5 POUNDS. >> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ] >> WHO'S TOO NICE NOW?

>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ] >> WHO'S TOO NICE NOW? DIE, YOU CHEATING -- HOLY

>> WHO'S TOO NICE NOW? DIE, YOU CHEATING -- HOLY SMOKES!

DIE, YOU CHEATING -- HOLY SMOKES! >> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]

SMOKES! >> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ] >> HUH?

>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ] >> HUH? UH, CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE LET ME

>> HUH? UH, CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE LET ME OUT?

UH, CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE LET ME OUT? >> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ]

OUT? >> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ] >> HEY, LOOK, A CUTE, LITTLE

>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ] >> HEY, LOOK, A CUTE, LITTLE PUPPY DOGGY!

>> HEY, LOOK, A CUTE, LITTLE PUPPY DOGGY! >> DO I WISH MISS GOODMAN WOULD

PUPPY DOGGY! >> DO I WISH MISS GOODMAN WOULD BUY THIS SHAKE-A-BABY FOR $2?

>> DO I WISH MISS GOODMAN WOULD BUY THIS SHAKE-A-BABY FOR $2? [ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]

BUY THIS SHAKE-A-BABY FOR $2? [ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ] NO?!

[ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ] NO?! IT REALLY WORKS 'CAUSE I WAS

NO?! IT REALLY WORKS 'CAUSE I WAS WISHING YOU WOULD BUY IT FOR $3,

IT REALLY WORKS 'CAUSE I WAS WISHING YOU WOULD BUY IT FOR $3, MISS GOODMAN!

WISHING YOU WOULD BUY IT FOR $3, MISS GOODMAN! MM-HMM!

MISS GOODMAN! MM-HMM! >> Beverly: MRS. MILTON, BACK SO

MM-HMM! >> Beverly: MRS. MILTON, BACK SO S-- OH!

>> Beverly: MRS. MILTON, BACK SO S-- OH! >> CAN YOU BELIEVE MY NO-GOOD

S-- OH! >> CAN YOU BELIEVE MY NO-GOOD DRUNK OF A HUSBAND IS LEAVING ME

>> CAN YOU BELIEVE MY NO-GOOD DRUNK OF A HUSBAND IS LEAVING ME FOR SOME STRIPPER SKANK?!

DRUNK OF A HUSBAND IS LEAVING ME FOR SOME STRIPPER SKANK?! >> Beverly: OH, DEAR!

FOR SOME STRIPPER SKANK?! >> Beverly: OH, DEAR! >> ALL MEN ARE CHEATERS!

>> Beverly: OH, DEAR! >> ALL MEN ARE CHEATERS! >> Beverly: NO, NOT MY STANLEY!

>> ALL MEN ARE CHEATERS! >> Beverly: NO, NOT MY STANLEY! >> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> Beverly: NO, NOT MY STANLEY! >> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] >> LINDA, I DON'T WANT THE BABY!

>> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] >> LINDA, I DON'T WANT THE BABY! IT'S ALWAYS WRONG!

>> LINDA, I DON'T WANT THE BABY! IT'S ALWAYS WRONG! >> SHAKE-A-BABY, DO I HAVE 10

IT'S ALWAYS WRONG! >> SHAKE-A-BABY, DO I HAVE 10 FINGERS?!

>> SHAKE-A-BABY, DO I HAVE 10 FINGERS?! [ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]

FINGERS?! [ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ] HMM, NO? SEE, THAT IS TRUE!

[ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ] HMM, NO? SEE, THAT IS TRUE! [ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

HMM, NO? SEE, THAT IS TRUE! [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] AAH!

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ] AAH! >> Beverly: GOODMAN RESIDENCE.

AAH! >> Beverly: GOODMAN RESIDENCE. >> IS MR. GOODMAN COMING IN

>> Beverly: GOODMAN RESIDENCE. >> IS MR. GOODMAN COMING IN TODAY?

>> IS MR. GOODMAN COMING IN TODAY? I WANT TO SHOW HIM MY ARMY FORT.

TODAY? I WANT TO SHOW HIM MY ARMY FORT. [ MUNCHES ] OKAY, BYE!

I WANT TO SHOW HIM MY ARMY FORT. [ MUNCHES ] OKAY, BYE! >> TELL GOODMAN UNDER THERE TO

[ MUNCHES ] OKAY, BYE! >> TELL GOODMAN UNDER THERE TO GET TO WORK!

>> TELL GOODMAN UNDER THERE TO GET TO WORK! >> Beverly: STANLEY NEVER MADE

GET TO WORK! >> Beverly: STANLEY NEVER MADE IT IN TO WORK.

>> Beverly: STANLEY NEVER MADE IT IN TO WORK. >> HE'S CHEATING ON YOU!

IT IN TO WORK. >> HE'S CHEATING ON YOU! >> IS MR. GOODMAN CHEATING ON

>> HE'S CHEATING ON YOU! >> IS MR. GOODMAN CHEATING ON MISS GOODMAN?!

>> IS MR. GOODMAN CHEATING ON MISS GOODMAN?! >> Beverly: LINDA, PLEASE, IT'S

MISS GOODMAN?! >> Beverly: LINDA, PLEASE, IT'S ALWAYS WRONG!

>> Beverly: LINDA, PLEASE, IT'S ALWAYS WRONG! >> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

ALWAYS WRONG! >> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] OH!

>> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] OH! >> Beverly: I THINK WE'D BETTER

OH! >> Beverly: I THINK WE'D BETTER GO FIND MY HUSBAND.

>> Beverly: I THINK WE'D BETTER GO FIND MY HUSBAND. STOP, THERE'S HIS TRUCK OVER

GO FIND MY HUSBAND. STOP, THERE'S HIS TRUCK OVER THERE!

STOP, THERE'S HIS TRUCK OVER THERE! >> ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE

THERE! >> ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE SAYS THE SPACE GOBLIN KILLED

>> ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE SAYS THE SPACE GOBLIN KILLED THE SPACE PRINCE!

SAYS THE SPACE GOBLIN KILLED THE SPACE PRINCE! >> [ MOANING ]

THE SPACE PRINCE! >> [ MOANING ] >> WAIT, WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?!

>> [ MOANING ] >> WAIT, WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?! >> ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE

>> WAIT, WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?! >> ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE HAS FALLEN IN LOVE.

>> ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE HAS FALLEN IN LOVE. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HE'D

HAS FALLEN IN LOVE. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HE'D DOUBLE-CROSS US!

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HE'D DOUBLE-CROSS US! >> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]

DOUBLE-CROSS US! >> Stanley: [ SIGHS ] RIDICULOUS! NOW I'M LEAVING!

>> Stanley: [ SIGHS ] RIDICULOUS! NOW I'M LEAVING! >> BUT IF YOU NO STAY, I TELL

RIDICULOUS! NOW I'M LEAVING! >> BUT IF YOU NO STAY, I TELL THEM YOU RAPE ME!

>> BUT IF YOU NO STAY, I TELL THEM YOU RAPE ME! [ GIGGLES ]

THEM YOU RAPE ME! [ GIGGLES ] >> Stanley: I WOULD NEVER TOUCH

[ GIGGLES ] >> Stanley: I WOULD NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER WOMAN!

>> Stanley: I WOULD NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER WOMAN! >> AGH, HELP ME!

ANOTHER WOMAN! >> AGH, HELP ME! >> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]

>> AGH, HELP ME! >> Stanley: [ SIGHS ] [ GRUNTS ]

>> Stanley: [ SIGHS ] [ GRUNTS ] >> Beverly: STANLEY GOODMAN, HOW

[ GRUNTS ] >> Beverly: STANLEY GOODMAN, HOW COULD YOU!

>> Beverly: STANLEY GOODMAN, HOW COULD YOU! >> Stanley: AH, BEVERLY!

COULD YOU! >> Stanley: AH, BEVERLY! >> Beverly: GET ME OUT OF HERE!

>> Stanley: AH, BEVERLY! >> Beverly: GET ME OUT OF HERE! >> HEY!

>> Beverly: GET ME OUT OF HERE! >> HEY! >> WHOO-HOO-HOO!

>> HEY! >> WHOO-HOO-HOO! >> THERE GOES MY CHEATING

>> WHOO-HOO-HOO! >> THERE GOES MY CHEATING HUSBAND WITH THAT SKANK!

>> THERE GOES MY CHEATING HUSBAND WITH THAT SKANK! >> Stanley: BEVERLY, WAIT A

HUSBAND WITH THAT SKANK! >> Stanley: BEVERLY, WAIT A MINUTE!

>> Stanley: BEVERLY, WAIT A MINUTE! >> DRINK YOUR TEA, ABIGAIL.

MINUTE! >> DRINK YOUR TEA, ABIGAIL. OH, ABIGAIL, PRETTY SOON, YOU'LL

>> DRINK YOUR TEA, ABIGAIL. OH, ABIGAIL, PRETTY SOON, YOU'LL BE GOING OFF TO COLLEGE.

OH, ABIGAIL, PRETTY SOON, YOU'LL BE GOING OFF TO COLLEGE. >> HEY, OUT OF MY WAY, MAN!

BE GOING OFF TO COLLEGE. >> HEY, OUT OF MY WAY, MAN! >> SPEEDERS!

>> HEY, OUT OF MY WAY, MAN! >> SPEEDERS! >> GET BACK HERE, YOU CHEATING

>> SPEEDERS! >> GET BACK HERE, YOU CHEATING DRUNK!

>> GET BACK HERE, YOU CHEATING DRUNK! >> Stanley: BEVERLY!

DRUNK! >> Stanley: BEVERLY! >> SLOW DOWN!

>> Stanley: BEVERLY! >> SLOW DOWN! >> OH, ABIGAIL, WATCH OUT!

>> SLOW DOWN! >> OH, ABIGAIL, WATCH OUT! >> Grandpa: GET HER!

>> OH, ABIGAIL, WATCH OUT! >> Grandpa: GET HER! [ BETTY MOOS ]

>> Grandpa: GET HER! [ BETTY MOOS ] MR. PICKLES PUT MY SHOE IN THAT

[ BETTY MOOS ] MR. PICKLES PUT MY SHOE IN THAT COW'S LADY PARTS!

MR. PICKLES PUT MY SHOE IN THAT COW'S LADY PARTS! >> NOT NOW, GRANDPA!

COW'S LADY PARTS! >> NOT NOW, GRANDPA! [ IMITATING SIREN WAILING ]

>> NOT NOW, GRANDPA! [ IMITATING SIREN WAILING ] >> Grandpa: OH, NO!

[ IMITATING SIREN WAILING ] >> Grandpa: OH, NO! >> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]

>> Grandpa: OH, NO! >> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ] >> Tommy: SUZIE! I GOT A JOB!

>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ] >> Tommy: SUZIE! I GOT A JOB! WILL YOU MARRY --

>> Tommy: SUZIE! I GOT A JOB! WILL YOU MARRY -- >> MEET YOUR NEW MOTHER!

WILL YOU MARRY -- >> MEET YOUR NEW MOTHER! >> I HATE YOU!

>> MEET YOUR NEW MOTHER! >> I HATE YOU! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!

>> I HATE YOU! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM! >> I'M GONNA GUT YOU LIKE A HOG,

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM! >> I'M GONNA GUT YOU LIKE A HOG, YOU SKANK!

>> I'M GONNA GUT YOU LIKE A HOG, YOU SKANK! >> Beverly: HEY, THAT SKANK IS

YOU SKANK! >> Beverly: HEY, THAT SKANK IS MY SON!

>> Beverly: HEY, THAT SKANK IS MY SON! >> Stanley: BEVERLY!

MY SON! >> Stanley: BEVERLY! >> CARRY ME, OR I TELL THEM YOU

>> Stanley: BEVERLY! >> CARRY ME, OR I TELL THEM YOU RAPE ME!

>> CARRY ME, OR I TELL THEM YOU RAPE ME! >> Tommy: HI, DAD!

RAPE ME! >> Tommy: HI, DAD! >> Stanley: TOMMY?!

>> Tommy: HI, DAD! >> Stanley: TOMMY?! >> Tommy: I'M GETTING MARRIED TO

>> Stanley: TOMMY?! >> Tommy: I'M GETTING MARRIED TO SUZIE!

>> Tommy: I'M GETTING MARRIED TO SUZIE! >> YOU CHEATING SKANK!

SUZIE! >> YOU CHEATING SKANK! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MARRY ME!

>> YOU CHEATING SKANK! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MARRY ME! >> Stanley: HEY, DON'T YOU EVER

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MARRY ME! >> Stanley: HEY, DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY SON AGAIN!

>> Stanley: HEY, DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY SON AGAIN! >> Beverly: STANLEY, YOU'RE OUT

TOUCH MY SON AGAIN! >> Beverly: STANLEY, YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL!

>> Beverly: STANLEY, YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL! DID YOU FORCE YOUR LOVE ON THIS

OF CONTROL! DID YOU FORCE YOUR LOVE ON THIS WOMAN?!

DID YOU FORCE YOUR LOVE ON THIS WOMAN?! >> HE NO RAPE ME, BUT IF YOU

WOMAN?! >> HE NO RAPE ME, BUT IF YOU DON'T RAPE ME, I TELL THEM YOU

>> HE NO RAPE ME, BUT IF YOU DON'T RAPE ME, I TELL THEM YOU RAPE ME!

DON'T RAPE ME, I TELL THEM YOU RAPE ME! >> [ IMITATING SIREN WAILING ]

RAPE ME! >> [ IMITATING SIREN WAILING ] EVERYBODY SLOW DOWN!

>> [ IMITATING SIREN WAILING ] EVERYBODY SLOW DOWN! [ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

EVERYBODY SLOW DOWN! [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] NOW, WHAT DID I MISS?

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ] NOW, WHAT DID I MISS? [ ALL SIGH ]

NOW, WHAT DID I MISS? [ ALL SIGH ] >> [ CRIES ] OH, NO!

[ ALL SIGH ] >> [ CRIES ] OH, NO! GERT HAS PASSED ON!

>> [ CRIES ] OH, NO! GERT HAS PASSED ON! [ ALL SIGHS ]

GERT HAS PASSED ON! [ ALL SIGHS ] [ BETTY MOOS ]

[ ALL SIGHS ] [ BETTY MOOS ] >> Tommy: LOOK, EVERYBODY!

[ BETTY MOOS ] >> Tommy: LOOK, EVERYBODY! BETTY CAME TO TELL US THAT HER

>> Tommy: LOOK, EVERYBODY! BETTY CAME TO TELL US THAT HER BABY'S COMING!

BETTY CAME TO TELL US THAT HER BABY'S COMING! >> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]

BABY'S COMING! >> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ] >> Tommy: I THINK YOU SHOULD

>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ] >> Tommy: I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE IT, SUZIE.

>> Tommy: I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE IT, SUZIE. >> AWW!

HAVE IT, SUZIE. >> AWW! >> AWW, LOOK, THEY RAPE EACH

>> AWW! >> AWW, LOOK, THEY RAPE EACH OTHER!

>> AWW, LOOK, THEY RAPE EACH OTHER! >> [ COUGHS ]

OTHER! >> [ COUGHS ] >> OOPS!

>> [ COUGHS ] >> OOPS! >> Tommy: LOOK, BETTY MUST BE

>> OOPS! >> Tommy: LOOK, BETTY MUST BE HAVING TWINS!

>> Tommy: LOOK, BETTY MUST BE HAVING TWINS! [ BETTY MOOS ]

HAVING TWINS! [ BETTY MOOS ] >> GET OUT OF THERE!

[ BETTY MOOS ] >> GET OUT OF THERE! >> Grandpa: IT WAS MR. PICKLES!

>> GET OUT OF THERE! >> Grandpa: IT WAS MR. PICKLES! >> Beverly: NOW, WHO WANTS REAL

>> Grandpa: IT WAS MR. PICKLES! >> Beverly: NOW, WHO WANTS REAL MILK WITH THEIR STEAK?

>> Beverly: NOW, WHO WANTS REAL MILK WITH THEIR STEAK? >> Tommy: I DO!

MILK WITH THEIR STEAK? >> Tommy: I DO! GERTIE SURE IS TASTY!

>> Tommy: I DO! GERTIE SURE IS TASTY! >> Grandpa: I DON'T EVER WANT TO

GERTIE SURE IS TASTY! >> Grandpa: I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE THE INSIDE OF A COW AGAIN!

>> Grandpa: I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE THE INSIDE OF A COW AGAIN! >> Tommy: SHAKE-A-BABY, DOES

SEE THE INSIDE OF A COW AGAIN! >> Tommy: SHAKE-A-BABY, DOES SUZIE LOVE ME?

>> Tommy: SHAKE-A-BABY, DOES SUZIE LOVE ME? [ GRUNTS ]

SUZIE LOVE ME? [ GRUNTS ] RECHARGE?

[ GRUNTS ] RECHARGE? OH, MAYBE THE BABY NEEDS SOME

RECHARGE? OH, MAYBE THE BABY NEEDS SOME MILK!

OH, MAYBE THE BABY NEEDS SOME MILK! >> Stanley: TOMMY, NO!

MILK! >> Stanley: TOMMY, NO! >> Tommy: HUH?

>> Stanley: TOMMY, NO! >> Tommy: HUH? >> Stanley: UM, HOW DID YOU, YOU

>> Tommy: HUH? >> Stanley: UM, HOW DID YOU, YOU KNOW, UH --

>> Stanley: UM, HOW DID YOU, YOU KNOW, UH -- >> Tommy: YOU WERE RIGHT, DAD!

KNOW, UH -- >> Tommy: YOU WERE RIGHT, DAD! LOVE SURE IS COMPLICATED.

>> Tommy: YOU WERE RIGHT, DAD! LOVE SURE IS COMPLICATED. >> Beverly: AND LOOK AT WHAT THE

LOVE SURE IS COMPLICATED. >> Beverly: AND LOOK AT WHAT THE ESTROGEN FROM THAT SOY MILK DID

>> Beverly: AND LOOK AT WHAT THE ESTROGEN FROM THAT SOY MILK DID TO OUR SON.

ESTROGEN FROM THAT SOY MILK DID TO OUR SON. WE'LL GET YOU TO THE DOCTOR IN

TO OUR SON. WE'LL GET YOU TO THE DOCTOR IN THE MORNING, TOMMY.

WE'LL GET YOU TO THE DOCTOR IN THE MORNING, TOMMY. >> Stanley: JUDGING BY THE WAY

THE MORNING, TOMMY. >> Stanley: JUDGING BY THE WAY MR. PICKLES DELIVERED BETTY'S

>> Stanley: JUDGING BY THE WAY MR. PICKLES DELIVERED BETTY'S CALF, SEEMS WE ALREADY HAVE A

MR. PICKLES DELIVERED BETTY'S CALF, SEEMS WE ALREADY HAVE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE.

CALF, SEEMS WE ALREADY HAVE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE. [ LAUGHS ]

DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE. [ LAUGHS ] >> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]

[ LAUGHS ] >> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ] >> Tommy: GOOD BOY, DR. PICKLES!

>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ] >> Tommy: GOOD BOY, DR. PICKLES! >> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]

>> Tommy: GOOD BOY, DR. PICKLES! >> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ] >> HUH?!

>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ] >> HUH?! THERE ARE MY SPECTACLES!

>> HUH?! THERE ARE MY SPECTACLES! HUH?!

THERE ARE MY SPECTACLES! HUH?! [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING ]

HUH?! [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING ] NO!

[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING ] NO! >> [ High-pitched voice ] MAMA,

NO! >> [ High-pitched voice ] MAMA, MAMA! BABY WANT MILKY!

>> [ High-pitched voice ] MAMA, MAMA! BABY WANT MILKY! [ Low-pitched voice ] BABY WANT

MAMA! BABY WANT MILKY! [ Low-pitched voice ] BABY WANT MILKY! MILKY, MILKY!

[ Low-pitched voice ] BABY WANT MILKY! MILKY, MILKY! [ High-pitched voice ] MILKY!

♪ GOOD BOY ♪KLES ♪ ♪ HE'S A DOG ♪

♪ HE'S A DOG ♪ ♪ PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND ♪

♪ PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND ♪ DIE!

DIE! ♪ PICKLES ♪