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MacGyver, man,

don't tell me this piece of junk is yours.

Junk? You call this junk?

Chauncey, this happens to be a classic, a '46 Chevy.

It belonged to my Grandpa Harry.

No wonder. It's all wrong, man.

No good for the pretty girls.

I tell you what. As a special favor to you,

I take the whole thing off your hands, dents and all,

Two bills. What ya say, eh?

Dents? What dents?

All right, you're twistin' my arms.

$350. $350! That's my final offer.

No. I'm sorry, Chauncey. It's just not for sale.

Okay. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Stay single your whole life.

Wow. Nice wheels.

Oh.

A man can make an honest mistake, can't he?

Good morning, Mrs. Delaney.

Top o' the mornin', dear.

And to you, too, piggy.

His name's Frog. He's a dog, not a pig.

Oh, no. Not again!

Frog, come back here.

Frog!

"In the event something happens to me while in prison,

and because none of you trust each other any more than I do,

I leave you each a piece of a map

To where I hid the Black Corsage.

Each piece is a transparency..."

We know what it says, Deegan.

We got the same letter, remember?

Come on. Let's get the thing and get outta here.

You did bring your piece of the map, didn't you, Reynolds?

Let's see yours first.

March, show him your colors.

Your turn, partner.

Frog.

Just like the first time I found you,

like a little frog caught in a fish net.

Where'd she come from?

Forget her.

It's not on him.

The girl.

Phoenix Central. Your access code, please.

This is Dolphin, code double red. Please, hurry.

Stand by, Dolphin, transferring now.

Get her!

Hello, Dolphin?

What's your location?

You hear me?

Are you there?

Dolphin, where are you?

Dolphin?

Operator.

Operator, this is Sergeant Murphy, Homicide.

I want a trace on an open line connected to 555-8181.

Hurry, I've got a crime in progress.

One moment, sergeant.

That's the Phoenix Foundation.

555-3493.

Thank you, operator. Very cooperative.

- We lost her. - No, we didn't. Get in.

Pete, what's goin' on?

We've got a problem, MacGyver.

Dolphin went double red.

Sophia?

Yeah. Apparently the Bulgarians don't approve

of one of their brilliant young scientists defecting.

What happened?

We don't know, except that she called from here,

And she hasn't called again for safe pickup.

How much do the police know about her?

Oh, nothing. And we can't tell them anything.

It could expose our whole relocation program.

Yeah, we gotta find her.

She's probably scared out of her wits.

On the run, strange city, strange language,

No friends to speak of, except that crazy dog of hers.

And you.

I'll check her apartment.

I'll call the D.S.X., see if there is a Bulgarian connection.

All right.

Turned her place upside down. Nothing.

Who is this girl?

Maybe this'll tell us.

What are you, crazy?

Hey, Frog.

How you doin', baby?

Yeah, good to see ya. How ya been?

Missed ya.

You forget your key?

Let's see what we can do here.

Yeah.

Good boy, Frog.

Sophia?

End of the road, jack.

Okay, Deegan, nice and easy.

MacGyver?

Colton?

Frank Colton? What are you doing here?

Well, you first, slick.

The girl's in on it. That's why they're after her, right?

In on what? What are you talkin' about? Who's Deegan?

Hey, I'm askin' the questions.

A dog? I'm allergic to dogs.

Oh, don't do that!

Come on, Colton, the cuffs, please.

Yeah, yeah.

I must have left the keys in the car.

I think we better talk.

There you go, bro.

I thought your brother was the bounty hunter in the family.

Hey, I taught him everything he knows.

Besides, he's still pickin' coconuts in Hawaii.

I took over his files.

What do files have to do with this?

I can't tell you that. Who's the girl?

Can't tell you that.

Glad we understand each other.

Look, I don't have time for this. I got somethin' to check out.

Come on, Frog.

- Check out? - Come on. Come on.

You mean, uh, like a lead?

Come on.

It's the girl, ain't it?

MacGyver, talk to me. Talk to me.

You know where she might be, don't ya?

Get up.

You're not holdin' out on me, are ya, slick?

MacGyver, you can trust me.

I'll see ya later, Colton.

Hey, you gonna need me, slick.

You don't know how heavy this Deegan is.

Don't say I didn't warn ya.

All right, I guess I won't tell ya about the map.

What map?

Oh, nothin'.

Get in.

Come on, Frog.

Frog? That's his name? Frog? Toad frog?

What kind of frog? You name a dog "Frog"?

No wonder. Look at that thing.

That's the ugliest dang dog I've ever seen in my life.

What took you so long?

I found the houseboat in the picture.

How about you?

The tap's in place.

According to the circuit memory,

the line hasn't been used again since the call from the phone booth.

Which means she's probably still out there.

That's the good news, Deegan.

The bad news is this isn't just an ordinary girl.

What do you mean?

I mean, if the security on this line is any indication,

we're dealing with a well-kept secret.

Nope. Sophia never showed up today.

Sophia?

Popular girl.

How's that?

Well, there were two other fellas here asking about her, maybe an hour ago.

Thanks, Bob.

Deegan and March.

I don't remember you mentioning any March.

I don't remember you mentionin' any Sophia.

Move over, Frog.

Yeah, I've tried everywhere, Pete.

The only other place I can think of is the research library.

I'm headed there now.

Well, I've checked with every D.S.X. agent from here to Moscow.

There's nothing that involves the Bulgarians.

It's gotta be something unrelated. Something here.

We have to find out what it is.

Well, you might see what you can dig up

on the names of Deegan and March.

Got it.

Right.

What do you want?

Well, who asked you, frog-face? Huh?

Here.

Now leave me alone.

Colton, it's time we stopped playin' games.

We gotta level with each other.

What is this? Fish fillet?

Now, I hate fish.

Do you wanna hear about the girl or what?

Wait, the girl. What about the girl?

Her father was an important official in Bulgaria,

Until he wrote a book supporting democracy.

Bulgaria?

After he died mysteriously,

Sophia was arrested for trying to publish the manuscript.

I helped her escape. I smuggled her into Turkey.

Later on, she was relocated to the States,

given a new identity, a new life, the works.

She's a defector.

Now, let me get this straight.

There's nothin' in it for you.

Like what?

All you wanna do is help this girl?

Yeah.

Now it's your turn.

You, um,

ever hear of the Black Corsage?

Originally owned by Cleopatra.

One of the largest black pearls in the world.

Set in blue and yellow diamonds,

3,000, to be exact.

You could buy a small African nation with this thing.

Uh, well, that's fascinating,

- but what's that got to do with... - Deegan?

Well, he and three other techno-bandits stole it.

They got past a computerized security system

that would make Fort Knox look like your grandma's cookie jar.

Finally, the one that stashed the thing got caught.

Guy by the name of Simms.

The corsage was never found.

I still don't see the connection here.

After Simms got himself iced in prison,

I found out he left pieces of a map to the others.

I tracked Deegan and March to Expo Park.

Expo Park.

And to your girl.

I assumed she was with Deegan,

but if she was all that you tell me,

the stiff in the park

must have been the fourth member of the gang.

He must have transferred his pieces of the map to her somehow.

That's why Deegan is after her.

So her being in Expo Park was just an accident.

It was a matter of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Yeah. Unfortunately, I got the feelin' that Deegan ain't into irony.

If he gets to her before we do,

she'll wish she was back in Bulgaria.

All right, Colton, why are you into this?

I mean, there's no bail money involved.

Same as you.

I'm doin' it to help people.

For the good of mankind.

Those jewels belong back in a museum.

The insurance company didn't, by any chance, put up a reward?

Well, yeah, a little one.

How little?

$90,000.

What a guy, huh?

Train number 48, commuter service to San Diego,

is now boarding, track 9.

The Desert Wind, train number 36,

service to Las Vegas, Salt Lake City, and Denver,

is now boarding, track 4.

I have Dolphin on the line.

Put her through.

Dolphin, thank God! Where are you?

Uh, two men, they're still after me. I think I know why.

All right, tell me where you are.

At the train station.

- Are you alone? - Yes.

Good. Now listen carefully.

There's a diner down the street called Flo's.

I want you to go there and wait inside

until someone comes to pick you up.

I'm scared.

Don't be. Just take it easy.

I'm going to send someone that you can trust to bring you in.

An old friend.

An old friend, yes. All right, but, please,

please tell him to hurry.

You heard her. She's got it.

Hey, I told you, I told you. Come on.

No, no, little dog, not... not...

Wh-why don't you just leave me alone, huh?

- No girl? - No girl.

- What next? - I don't know.

I'm runnin' a little low on ideas.

Come on, get in the truck.

Move. Come on, up, up. Dog, come on.

- Get in. Get in. - Hello? Yeah, Pete.

We found Sophia.

She's waiting for you at Flo's Diner, near the train station.

That's great.

And the other two names you mentioned, Deegan and March...

High-tech robbers, the Black Corsage. I got it all from Colton.

Colton? You mean Jesse?

No, I mean Frank.

Frank? Who's Frank?

Never mind. I'll explain later.

On my way.

Good mornin'.

- Whoa! - Excuse me.

Stay, Frog.

No, Colton. No guns.

This Deegan is dangerous.

Hey, I don't care. Just forget it.

And you stay put.

This is a secure pickup.

Anybody but me shows up, she's gone.

Now stay!

Stay?

Spy stuff. Sheesh!

What do you want?

- Sorry. - No problem.

Help ya, handsome?

Yeah, I'm lookin' for a girl.

Must be my lucky day.

Yeah, she's about 5'4", dark hair, very pretty.

Wearin' a beige jacket and a flower print dress?

She just took off through the back.

Without payin' for her coffee, I might add.

Here you go. Thanks.

Thanks.

Uh, he had to, you know, he had to... had to...

- Never mind. - Where's the girl?

- I don't know. - You don't know?

Secure pickup, huh?

Where's he goin'?

Uh, what's the matter with him?

It's a flower print. Must be Sophia's.

Frog?

Oh, no way, slick.

He's a frog, not a bloodhound.

Follow them. I'll take the car.

- Where'd he go? - There.

I've chased some mean and ugly things in my life,

but a dog?

You're not sneezin' anymore.

- There he goes. - Yeah, there he goes.

Looks like we lost him.

Not yet.

Fish. Fish. I hate fish.

Frog! Come here. Come here.

What you doing here?

Over there.

Stay back!

You stay back!

Be cool, lady, be cool.

Sophia! It's okay. It's okay.

- MacGyver! - He's a friend. He's a friend.

But what happened? You were...

You were supposed to pick me up alone in the diner.

How did they know I was there?

They? Who's they?

I think she means us.

Don't even think about it, bro.

On the floor, now.

Lose the knife.

You're a hard woman to find, Miss Ross.

Or should I call you Dolphin?

Get off me, you mutt!

No!

Now, I believe you have something of mine.

A little map of Expo Park.

For the last time, where is it?

I don't know. I don't know.

You're afraid I'll kill you if you tell me. You're wrong.

All we want is the map.

I don't believe you.

Then you leave me no choice.

Shoot 'em.

No! No, wait!

If I take you to it,

do you promise me you won't hurt them?

I promise.

Your word of honor?

You can come back and release them yourself once I have the map.

All right.

Good. Take her to the car.

Poor girl. Doesn't stand a chance in this country.

MacGyver!

What?

You see what's ahead of us?

Oh, man!

Colton, try and work it over your head.

I can't. It's too tight. Ow, my shoulder.

Ow. Now let me try my leg.

- Frog! - Where?

Good boy!

Come on, MacGyver. There's no time for this.

Come here, boy. Come on. Come on.

Look, I know this is a long shot,

but there's a hose-jet on the floor over here.

If I can get him to bring it to me,

maybe I can spray the fuse box.

Short circuit. Yeah.

Hurry up!

All right, Frog! Frog, good boy!

All right, we're gonna play a little game of fetch now.

I want you to bring me the hose that's on the floor there.

That's it! That's it!

Yeah! Bring it to Uncle Mac.

No, Frog, the hose.

Frog!

He's not gonna do it.

Dang!

- Wait! - What?

Over here. He's over here now.

There's a knife over there.

If I can just get him to bring it here...

We could cut the ropes. Great idea! Hurry!

Frog, listen to Uncle Frank.

Nice doggie.

Bring me that friggin' knife.

Bring it over here. Come on now. Come on.

Get the knife, you dang dog.

He's not gonna do it.

Ah, it's a lousy way to die!

No, there's another way.

There's gotta be.

So long, slick.

It's been real.

Yes! Yes!

Oh, yes.

Oh, no! Fish!

I hate fish!

Way to go, Frog!

What are you doin'?

Sheephead.

Teeth are as sharp as a razor.

Expo Park. Let's move it.

You sure? You all right?

Hey, we got to save the girl, right?

Finally. The last piece to my map.

The carousel.

Our map, Deegan. Not yours.

Hey, hey!

But my friends.

You gave your word.

Lady, you've got a lot to learn about the English language.

There's too many people around.

We'll handle her at the park.

Come on, get in here, Frog.

We're late.

Nope. Early.

Come on.

Look.

Incredible!

It's been out in the open all this time.

Hidden in plain sight.

Go get it.

Stay, Frog.

Good dog.

Oh, yeah!

Throw it over, March.

I said throw it over.

Deegan!

End of the road, jack.

All right.

All right, thanks.

Thanks for the quick report. I owe you one.

Good news, MacGyver.

March talked his head off.

He linked Deegan right to the murder.

And the Black Corsage is back in the hands of its rightful owners.

Well, Frank,

I guess that makes you a wealthy man.

Probably got enough now to join your brother Jesse in Hawaii.

Ah, no way, slick.

Desert's more my speed.

No fish. You know what I mean?

Frog!

Uh,

listen, uh, Sophia,

I... I'm really sorry, but, uh,

in order not to compromise your new identity, uh...

Look, I... I don't know how to say it. Uh...

It's okay. I know.

Frog has to stay behind.

I've been through this before, remember?

Goodbye, my little frog prince.

And don't worry.

They'll take good care of you.

And I'll always have you right here, in my heart.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

Bye, baby.

Uh,

well, MacGyver, uh,

I mean, the pooch.

What's gonna happen to it now?

Well, I don't know, Pete.

- The pound, I guess. - Huh?

Well, I don't want him.

- Do you? - Me? No!

No, no, no, it's too ugly.

Besides, it's always scratching and drooling.

Drools a lot.

You guys tryin' to con a con?

Hey, Frog, what do you say, boy?

You wanna come home with Uncle Frank?

I don't think he understands you, Uncle Frank.

Try to be yourself.

All right.

All right, you lousy, no-good excuse for a dog.

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