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Sho Aikawa

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Koyo Maeda

Yuji!

Yuji! Get up, quick! Come on, get up!

Come on! Quick, damn it!

All right, take that!

Hey, wait!

SUIT YOURSELF OR SHOOT YOURSELF: The Nouveau Riche

Come on, hurry!

Sachiko Suzuki Masayuki Shionoya

Got you!

Hey, let go! Let go! Get off, will you?!

Ren Osugi

Yoriko Doguchi

Directed by Kiyoshi Kurosawa

Hey, Kosaku... is that him?

Just a minute...

light brown, big eyes, medium build.

That's him: Mi Chan, the horned owl.

Slowly...

Go slow...

Gotcha!

Watch out he'll bite!

Got him!

Hey, Yuji... this owl isn't moving at all.

He's asleep.

- Yeah? Don't worry about it.

OK.

That was easy work.

Hey, are you OK?

Hello?

I'm fine!

She is?

Did you see how she peeled out of here? That's dangerous!

'Mi chan the horned owl...

'at last we catch the feathered fowl.

'We risk our lives for him, and then...

'we get a lousy ¥3,000. '

Damn cheap!

Careful, Kosaku - he could be dangerous if he wakes up.

Will he bite?

Will he? Whoa, shit!

He looked at me!

He looked at me! He's awake!

Yep, he's awake.

Hello? Are you all right?

Do you want the police?

The police? No! Not the police!

Or a hospital?

No!

But look... you're bleeding.

Hey! Snap out of it!

Hey!

Iodine?

Hey, it's all right! It won't hurt a bit!

It won't hurt!

I'll just dab some of this on and you'll be fine. Sit down.

You ready? I'll just put it right here...

Wait!

You need a plaster on that! Come on!

Or it won't stop bleeding.

Just sit quietly, and we'll put a nice plaster on for you...

Your name's Minako?

Yes.

It's lucky you weren't hurt worse.

You've got to look ahead when you're driving.

There's something going on here. Why don't we ask her?

- Please don't ask. OK.

Things happened today.

My head's in a whirl. I'm spaced right out.

But I'm fine now.

Yuji, Kosaku... thank you very much.

Is she really all right?

Hey, Kosaku... she forgot her bag.

What an idiot! Anyway, she'll come back for it.

Let's see...

What's this?

We're out of potato starch. Go buy some, will you?

Hey, that was fast! What is this stuff, anyway?

- Potato starch. Where'd you get it?

It was in Minako's bag.

Why was it in there?

- How would I know? Do you? No.

Of course not!

But I don't think this is potato starch.

- Then what? It looks like heroin.

Yeah, heroin...

But I need potato starch now, not heroin. Go buy some.

- No. Why not?

I don't want to!

- Come on! I'm shooting hoops!

So what?

It's a showdown between team A and team B.

- Who's winning? They're tied 22.

OK, shoot.

Denied!

So this is the famous Mi Chan?

Aren't you cute?!

Bright eyes, long eyelashes... pleased to meet you!

- He'll bite. Yeah?

Here.

- It's heroin, all right. I knew it!

Worth about ¥10,000 a gram.

What?!

800 grams... that makes...

¥8 million.

Where did you get this?

- We found it. Liar!

- It's true! Don't tell lies!

- No! It's true!

We were walking along and we saw...

this white thing on the ground.

'What can that be? ' we thought, and that's what it was.

I found a thousand-yen Olympic coin once...

but you don't just drop this!

That's what happened!

Yuji, how about this...

I sell that somewhere, and we go 50/50.

Hey, what about me?!

Kosaku, you're getting really greedy!

- You're the greedy one! I agree.

None of you understand me! To hell with all of you, then!

- Hey, she's angry. Apologise!

Why me? Why not Yuji?

It's your fault!

No, it's Sensei's fault!

Apologise to her!

- Why me? Don't think! Apologise!

¥8 million, Kosaku! Think what we could do with it!

We can go around the world!

Well, maybe not that far... to Okinawa.

Eat a lot of good food... that'll take about ¥100,000...

Then buy clothes and cars...

About a million on that...

Then save the rest.

Save it? Anyway, Yuji...

that heroin's not ours, is it?

We have to give it back, if Minako wants it.

Idiot!

It's not a lost umbrella! This can get you into trouble!

She won't come back!

Anyway, we'll sell it before she does.

OK, I've got an idea...

this is worth 8 million. I buy it for 7 million.

OK? I've bought it for 7 million.

Then I sell it for 8 million. We make ¥1 million.

That's a great idea!

Then I take your ¥8 million and buy it.

I give you the 8 million, then I sell it for 9 million...

No, that doesn't work...

Wait... you buy it from me...

I'll handle it, OK?

I'm sorry... I came back.

Oh, that's no problem. That doesn't bother us at all.

Kosaku! Make some tea.

I'll do it.

You will?

Oh, yeah... Minako, this is yours.

Did I forget my bag?

I'm just right out of it.

Oh, so that's it?! You're right out of it?!

But why did you come back?

I shouldn't have...

No, no, it's all right.

But, maybe your family is worried...

I know! Maybe you got fired from work, went home in a daze...

found your house burning down...

then drove off and hit that lamp post!

Don't ask, please!

Minako...

Yes?

- About this... Yes?

I know I shouldn't have looked in your bag...

but do you know what that is?

- Heroin. Yes, heroin.

It's not something most office girls carry.

No.

'No' doesn't explain much.

No.

Do you know what this is worth?

¥500,000? A million?

It's worth ¥8 million!

Oh? That much?

Act more surprised!

Where did you get it?

Tell us.

Yesterday, I was delivering some documents...

and I went into an underground parking lot.

I don't know who you are, but listen to me...

There's some white powder...

in the trunk of that car.

It's heroin.

It's killed five of us getting it this far.

I don't want the police getting it after all that.

You take it.

Do what you like with it.

Remember...

just don't fight over it... or you'll end up like this.

Those things happen.

Hey, Kibo did you hear that?

Then the trouble started...

There were strange people hanging around my house.

I was afraid to go home.

I'm sorry!

Hey! Where are you going?

To the police.

You can't do that!

You'll get 100 years of hard labour for that.

Then I'll go live somewhere deep in the mountains.

No, no, not the mountains!

There're huge bears in the mountains!

Grr! Grr! That's how they come at you!

- Yep. They do? Yep.

- Yeah! And there's... Red kangaroos.

And woo woos.

And stink beetles! But tubercles are the worst.

What'll I do?!

They're scary.

So, stay here for a while.

I will.

- They're scary. 'Tubercles'?!

- Who are you? Mr. Fujita?

Yeah...

I hear you have 800 grams of white powder.

Yumiko told him!

That bitch!

You don't talk! We talk!

What's that?!

Oh, you're eating? Go ahead, finish your meal.

We'll wait here.

Oh, thanks.

What white powder are you talking about?

Oh, the potato starch...

Sorry, but we used all that up.

Sasaoka...

Yes... hey, Moriyama.

You don't talk! We talk!

The heroin's right here!

What's this?!

So there it is! I'll buy it from you for a million yen.

That's a bit cheap.

OK, ¥1. 2 million.

It's worth ¥8 million.

Hold it!

Who are you?!

¥1. 25 million.

¥2 million!

I'm sorry. This is Mr. Fujita's residence?

My name is Kohno. I deal in white powder.

- ¥2. 15 million! ¥2. 5 million!

Please, sit down.

Please! Please!

I guarantee there'll be no trouble with the police.

- ¥3 million! ¥4 million!

And here's a small gift.

- Could you put it over there? Certainly.

- ¥4. 1 million! ¥4. 15 million!

Well, Mr. Fujita, how about... ¥800,000?

The price has come down...

Shut up! You're trying my patience!

Mr. Tazaki... the Boss wants to talk to you.

Sir?

What the hell are you doing?! Get your ass back here now!

Yes, sir!

Sasaoka! We're leaving.

This is bad.

It'll work itself out... but this is bad.

I'm finished, aren't I?

Not 'finished', but things aren't good.

The yakuza are stubborn. They'll tail you all your life.

So this is the end!

Then I guess I'd better do all the things I've wanted to.

Huh? Yeah, I guess so.

Yuji & Kosaku... I'll give this to you.

What? But that's worth ¥8 million!

- I don't care. You don't?

Look what I got, Yuji.

Not just you I get half!

- No way! I get half!

In return, will you be my bodyguards for a while?

Wow! Look at this! One, two...

Don't show that here!

Two, three, four, nine...

that makes ten... times eight... ¥80 million!

- ¥80 million?! ¥80 million!

That's right.

You're keeping that?

I gave one to you... that leaves ¥72 million...

I'll give you one more, so you won't fight.

Put that away!

Now what?

Yeah, Minako - what are you going to do with all this?

Come with me.

Mr. Okayama! Are you all right?

Minako, I've been so worried.

You've been missing two days!

I didn't know what to do!

I couldn't eat...

I'm so glad you're safe!

Just a minute...

I'm Okayama, of Akebono Enterprises.

Mr. Okayama...

leave your wife, please.

Leave your wife and live with me.

And, if it suits you, marry me, please.

Are you all right?

Are you?

I see... I see...

Minako, wait here a minute.

What do you think this means?

It means what it means.

And that is...?

Minako wants to marry you.

Oh, that's what it means...

This isn't 'Candid Camera', is it?

Damn! You figured it out!

It's not Candid Camera!

I've wanted to say this for ages, but I never had the resolve.

But things have changed.

So I'll say it again: marry me.

Well?

Just say yes!

Shall I sing a wedding song?

'Marry me, I want to marry you...

'but I'm so confused.

- 'Why am I confused? ' Stop.

This can be your alimony, and we can get married on this.

I'm serious, Mr. Okayama.

Minako!

But what's this?

Heroin. They're worth ¥8 million each.

'Hero...

'... in'?

Just wait here, OK?

Hero-what?! What did she say?

Look, old man, are you going to marry her or not?

I have to talk to my wife...

Too bad. Too late.

It's either marry Minako, or end up in concrete in the Bay.

Which is it to be?

Have this back.

You've got five seconds to make up your mind.

It's the bay!

To the sea!

I feel empty.

I thought now was my chance to speak my mind...

but I guess even this much money can't settle everything.

Maybe so.

But I think giving the old man two bags was too much.

He's not an old man!

Yeah, yeah, OK...

Yuji, look at this...

I'm going to buy a Chevrolet Corvette with my ¥8 million, I think.

Be my guest!

Come on, Yuji! Look at it!

Kosaku, I'm not going to waste ¥8 million just buying stuff.

Oh yeah?

I'll go down to Okinawa, eat good food...

spend about a million of it...

and save the rest.

That's the real waste of money!

How's going to Okinawa a waste of money?

Maybe you're right... go to Okinawa, eat great food...

pick up some girls...

I'm going there alone.

- Why? You're buying a car.

Yeah, but...

You can't afford to do both, you know.

But that's unfair!

No, it isn't.

OK, I know what I'll do.

What?

I'll buy a car, and you can't ride in it!

That's OK. I can take taxis anywhere I want to go.

Taking taxis will use up your savings!

Then I'll take the train!

Then you've still got to walk.

It's five minutes from here to the station alone!

Oh, dear! I feel so empty!

Yeah... I can see how you would.

Even ¥8 million won't last you your whole life.

May I?

Hello, hello!

- He's back. You again?

Today I brought you this.

Listen: we aren't selling for less than the stuff's worth.

Of course not! How about ¥3 million?

¥3 million? That's not what it's worth.

We have expenses as well. I think that's a fair price.

What's fair about ¥3 million?!

I'll take ¥3 million!

I've got six bags. That's ¥18 million.

Minako, what are you saying?!

You've got six bags?

All right, ¥15 million.

The price has come down!

¥18 million, and I throw this in.

Kosaku!

¥17 million!

How about this?

¥20 million, with mine.

¥18. 5 million!

- ¥19 million! OK, ¥22 million!

¥22 million!

¥22... point five!

¥23 million!

Damn thing!

So, Mr. Fujita...

we'd like to come to an arrangement on this.

We'll buy all of it for ¥10 million.

It's down again!

You said ¥23 million before.

Go!

You don't talk! We talk!

OK! OK! ¥10 million!

OK, Yuji?

OK, OK, whatever.

No! I won't take ¥10 million!

It's really worth ¥64 million!

I'd rather throw it in the sea!

What?!

Mr. Tazaki! The Boss is on the line.

Sir?

What the hell are you doing?!

There's a shoot-out going on! Get your ass back here!

Yes, sir.

Oh, well...

Sasaoka...

we're leaving.

Mr. Okayama!

I've been looking for you!

And you're here!

What do you want?

I've made up my mind.

I'm going to leave my wife, and marry Minako.

Mr. Okayama! Do you mean that?!

Yes, I do.

I've been thinking ever since I left you...

that this may be the most important decision of my life.

I'm so happy! Thank you, Mr. Okayama!

Looks like things are going well.

Yep!

Huh?

Yuji, Kosaku, I'm giving this to you.

What?! You're giving us all of it?

Through you I've been able to find resolve. Thank you.

And I'm so happy!

You're sure?

Yes.

In that case, you can have mine, too.

But...

What would I do with it?

I'll work and get the money for my wife's alimony.

Yuji, Kosaku... please take it...

as a token of our thanks.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...

¥80 million...

Buy yourself a Corvette, or anything else you want.

Then we go to Okinawa...

And save some.

With ¥8 million, I didn't care so much.

But ¥80 million is a different story.

A chance like this only comes once or twice in a lifetime.

I'm not selling something worth ¥80 million...

for ¥10 or ¥20 million.

But even half is ¥40 million.

They're yakuza. We could come down a little.

No, it's ¥80 million.

I might think about ¥60 million.

But the target is ¥80 million, and not one yen less.

When I say ¥80 million and no less...

they start to get violent. Three tens.

Pass.

Maybe we should lower the price.

I came down to ¥50 million, but they still wouldn't bite.

Two sixes.

Two sixes?

I don't have any.

- Two eights. None of those, either.

Why won't they buy it?

Times are bad. Two queens.

Wait a minute... here I go. Two twos.

Pass.

You're no fun. Three.

Seven.

You know how we've got the heroin hidden, Yuji?

Nine...

Maybe we should move it somewhere else.

King. You think so?

Pass.

Four.

Wait... I've got one of those. Five.

King!

- How many left? Three.

Just a minute... pass!

You can't go out on the 3 of Spades. It's a local rule.

Since when?

That was always the rule.

- What have you got? A king and a queen.

I've got a three.

You can't play that three!

To hell with this. Let's go back to Othello.

- Are you black? Yeah.

You were white when we started playing!

- It's here. Look inside.

It's fine.

Minako!

Kosaku! You go around that way.

Hi, Minako. What are you doing here?

Yuji! Oh, we're... aren't we?

What's going on?

Why are you hiding? Get out here!

Can I see that?

Come on, let's see it.

There's more in here!

Minako! You mean you still had more?

Ten bags... with our ten... that's ¥160 million!

¥160 million?!

I'm sorry.

'Sorry' isn't the word! What are you going to do with this?

2, 4, 6, 8, 10...

- ¥800 million? Yes.

And that's all??

Yes, that's all.

Yuji, I'm getting tired of this!

Me, too. My head's spinning so fast I can't think.

This isn't Corvettes and Okinawa any more.

This is buying Mars or Mercury or Jupiter.

Yeah.

¥800 million saved is ¥800 million earned.

What are you talking about?

Sorry. I just thought I'd ease the tension.

Now some yakuza will come bursting in...

foaming at the mouth and wanting to buy it...

for ¥10 million.

See?

How've you been?

Mr. Fujita, we'd like to settle this matter today.

You realise by now how stubborn we are.

I'm going to be on your case until you agree.

Be ready!

Mr. Tazaki... the Boss is on the phone.

Yes, hello?

Yes, right away, sir.

Sorry!

Sasaoka, we're leaving.

- They left. Good riddance.

Anyway, how do you two plan to sell this heroin?

Mr. Okayama has a plan.

Yeah? What is it?

Well, I might not be able to sell it by myself...

but a bank might take it as security on a loan.

- No way. Never.

- No? You think not? Not a chance!

We won't know until we try.

Don't even bother.

Why not forget the 800 million and just settle for 10?

No! This is my and Mr. Okayama's futures!

We're going to buy land in Bali and build a theatre...

for plays from all over the world.

Isn't that right?

Hands off!

A World Theatre Festival in Bali. Isn't that a great idea?

What are you talking about?

If you can't sell this, potato starch is worth more.

And those guys will be around as long as you still have it.

Kosaku, what about that other guy who was here?

The one with the bad foot?

Yeah. He hasn't come today.

He should be here soon. I hope he brings watermelon.

Guess not.

Maybe the back door?

Maybe... I'll go look.

Nope, no one here.

Try some of this skimmed stuff.

And this... what's it called?

Burdock.

I've made up my mind. I've been a fool.

That's for sure.

As my late grandfather used to say, it's hard to live normally.

He was more right than he knew.

¥80 million is hard enough... 800 is out of the question.

- Huh, Kibo? My name's 'Kiyoshi'!

Okayama, get me some chopsticks!

Quickly!

It's like we've got great cards, but we can't lay any down.

Like in 'Line of Sevens', when you've got the eight...

then someone plays the king!

You should know!

That happened to me once in high school.

You, too? He's just like you.

All right!

What are you doing with those?

I'll do something myself.

Like what?

That's up to me.

Sure. It was all Minako's in the first place.

Let's see what the two of us can do.

No, not you.

I've been wrong about you.

But...

All in a fog over money! You've got no guts!

But... but...

Oh, yeah... no.

Hey! Are you OK?

She's gone.

I'm hungry. Make something good.

I just did! Beef stew!

Better than that.

Hey... hello?

What?

What should I do now?

Go home.

I haven't been home for a week! What will my wife say?

I don't know!

'Help! '

Hello? Oh, hi, Sensei. What's up?

Yeah... what?

Ms. Saegi? Ms. Saegi's Needles?

'Needles'?

Oh, him... the real cute one. What about him?

He ran away and you want us to look for him? Hey, look out!

She should keep him locked up better!

Yeah? OK, we're on our way.

OK, thanks.

Ms. Saegi's Needles ran away.

'Needles'?

A porcupine.

Gotcha! Watch out!

Watch out he'll bite!

Hurry up and get him in.

OK, let's go.

Nobody wants to buy it.

The bank won't believe me.

I'm sick and tired of this!

I told you!

An amateur can't just go out and sell stuff like that.

Why did this have to come to me?

I thought now I'd be happy.

Instead, I've brought misery to everyone around me.

I'm just hopeless!

No, you're not.

I'll go to the police.

Wait a minute!

No, I don't care if I get 100 years.

Just a minute!

Don't worry, Minako. Something will work out.

No way.

Come on! ¥800 million worth of heroin for ¥5 million!

- Not even ¥50,000. Why not?

Things have changed. 80 kilos of heroin would flood the market.

The yakuza aren't stupid. They've shut down everything. Sorry!

Then why are people coming to Yuji's wanting to buy it?

That's a scam. They want it, but they'll never pay up.

Now what?

Hide it for 10 years, then sell it bit by bit.

- That's all you can do. If you live that long.

I'd get rid of it, if I were you.

It's not the money. It's your life.

Do we hide it for 10 years and sell a little at a time...

or do we get rid of it now?

I don't care. What about you?

Whatever Minako says.

OK, Minako, don't worry.

We'll stick with you, whatever you decide.

All right. We'll throw it out, right now.

OK?

Yes.

OK, Kosaku?

So no Bali, Okinawa or Corvette... oh, well...

Right.

You're sure about this?

Sometimes you have to just make up your mind and do it.

OK, let's get to work and do it! Here we go!

Hey! What are you doing?

Putting out the rubbish.

- This is burnable rubbish day. I know.

Yuji, does this stuff burn?

I'll check...

Out of the way! Hey!

Just as I thought.

Non-burnable day's Wednesday! Move this, or I call the police!

OK, OK.

Let's pick this stuff up.

Look! Cans! And newspapers!

What's wrong with you people?!

This is recyclable! There are boxes set out for these things!

That's the rules!

Pick all this up! Right now!

But this can burn...

Then go burn it! Take it and get out of here!

Hey, Minako!

We didn't have to take it all!

I'm sorry.

Being sorry doesn't help much!

Yuji, what are we going to do with all this?

How would I know?

This stuff stinks! At least take a bag up there, will you?

Hey! I can't see out front!

Look out!

Ow! That hurts!

Hey! Mr. Okayama!

What are you doing here?

Where have you been?

I've called your house, your office...

I've been worried!

I'm sorry, Minako.

I'm hungry!

I've walked all over Tokyo.

I'm tired, but I'm glad I did it. I've made up my mind.

The ordinary life's not for me. I'm ready to go to Bali.

Mr. Okayama, forget that please.

Go back to your wife.

Why?

Just because. Don't ask any more.

Kosaku, tell him.

We're going to throw away ¥80 million of heroin.

You haven't done that yet?

Things happened. Anyway, Bali is off, OK?

Maybe that's best.

It's enough that I have Minako.

Most people manage without money, don't they?

Thank you, Mr. Okayama.

This stuff stinks!

Why are you standing around? Let's get it over with.

Right... OK, Kosaku?

Minako?

Wait!

What's wrong with me?

Suddenly, this seems such a waste...

OK, Minako... I'll do it and show you what resolve is.

Go to hell!

Who cares about this shit anyway?!

¥80 million, floating away!

Hold it right there! What the hell are you doing?!

Here we go again!

You can't just throw that in the sea! Get it back!

We can do whatever we like with it!

The sea belongs to everyone! I won't let you pollute it!

OK.

You came at the right time. It's all yours for ¥10 million.

Idiot!

It's too late for that. I'm taking it all, and for free.

And your lives, too!

Mr. Tazaki... the Boss is on the phone...

We all know what comes next, don't we?

Sasaoka, we're leaving.

Shut up, you fat, bald old fool!

Ah, that felt good!

Wait! Hold everything!

You!

Mr. Fujita, I offer this...

I take the stuff for free, and I don't kill you.

What do you think? Not a bad deal, huh?

Whatever you like.

You don't talk! We talk!

In the car!

We went to throw stuff away! Why are we back with more?!

Maybe I should just take it, and spend my life on the run.

You don't need to take that recycling stuff, though.

But it's amazing how hard it is to throw out rubbish...

with old ladies around.

- Hey, those look good... Yeah, they are.

Me, too.

They're good!

But those yakuza guys were amazing!

- Shooting all over like that... And people falling over!

- I thought that was great! You like that stuff?

Yeah. Maybe I'm stupid.

What about dissecting frogs in high school biology?

- I loved that! That was fun, wasn't it?

You push down and their guts pop out...

- You get three of them... Enough of this small talk!

Don't you realise what's going on?!

You, you and you!

We've got something people want to kill us for!

Where are we going to get rid of it?!

Flush it down the toilet.

Why didn't we think of this at the start?

Next.

Mr. Okayama, you can't flush that down the toilet!

OK? Pour it down there. We've got to get rid of it!

Here you go, Minako.

Here we go.

Thank you.

It's fixed. And I wiped around the bowl.

Thanks.

Yuji, Kosaku, Mr. Okayama...

thank you very much.

Cheers!

I thought having that stuff would give me resolve.

But having thrown it out, I feel braver now.

I have to thank you both, too.

Now I have something that money could never buy.

Thank you very much.

So what will you do now?

Hmm... go to Bali, of course.

How?

I've saved enough to get us both there.

I'll work there. I'll do physical labour if I have to.

Someday we'll build our theatre.

'Bye-bye, bye-bye... be happy... '

Suddenly it's very quiet around here...

They're a dangerous pair. But they'll make out somehow.

I'd like to go to Okinawa...

Let's go next time we get paid.

Yeah? Really?

Yeah, let's go.

Yuji! Kosaku!

That yakuza took Mr. Okayama!

- Where? There.

Is he going to phone?

Sure he'll phone. He wants the heroin.

But we don't have it.

I know that.

I see... you flushed it down the toilet...

Yes.

All of it?

Yes, all of it.

What did you do that for?!

Well, you know...

You never thought...

what trouble that would cause for me and my people?!

I'm afraid we didn't think about that.

Well, think about it!

I'm sorry.

Still...

there must be a little left...

No.

None?

Not even one bag?

I don't think so.

I've lost my appetite.

But I'm going to do this the way I planned it.

I don't care if you flushed it or threw it in the sea!

I'm going to get my hands on enough heroin...

to take a bath in!

I have a dream!

That's my whole life!

Understand?!

Do you understand that, you little creep?!

Hello?

I've got Okayama. Bring the goods to the Lake Motosu dock....

tomorrow morning at 10.

Hey, wait a minute!

Things have happened here! We don't have it!

He won't listen!

So what do we do?

- We have to go. With what?

Potato starch.

He'll figure that one out, I think.

I know!

Here.

You've still got some?

Mr. Okayama was going to use this for his alimony.

I put it in my purse to throw it at his wife.

That's thinking ahead!

But one's not going to do us much good, is it?

It's better than nothing.

It'll work out.

Isn't it a great day?

It'd be nice to have all this finished...

and to have brought some lunch...

and have a nice picnic here.

Yeah.

But we might not ever be able to do that.

Don't talk like that.

You're going to Bali.

You won't have time to think about picnics then.

You're right.

92, 100...

- There, that's 100 strokes. You skipped from 92 to 100!

What? Don't you know how to count?

OK, paper, scissors, stone!

You lost! Start again from one.

OK... from here... here I go... 1... 30...

30 doesn't come after 1!

It's OK. They're multiples.

Row faster!

I can't row any faster!

We're going to be late! Row!

I am rowing!

See? I'm rowing.

But we're not getting anywhere.

You don't talk, you row!

We're here.

All ashore that's going ashore. Out of the boat, quick!

There we go. Here, Kosaku.

Take this.

Let's go.

Hey, there's no one here. That's weird.

Yes.

They'll be here.

We'll walk.

Why did you swim?

I don't know... why did I do that?!

Hard a-port! You row very well, you know...

Shut up!

A little to the right.

Shut up!

This way... a little more... that's good.

Guess they're not coming.

Yeah.

Yuji, let's go home.

Yeah, let's do that.

'It's strange there's no one here...

'after we came all this way.

'Why did he call us out here, then? '

Hold it! Don't get so impatient!

Mr. Okayama!

I'm sorry, Minako. They caught me.

You're late.

Shut up. Did you bring the stuff?

I thought you knew... we flushed it.

I told you!

Don't give me that crap! Give me the stuff!

I told you, we don't have it. It's all gone.

Give it to me, or he dies!

Wait a minute! OK!

There's one bag left.

So you did have some! Why didn't you say so?

I'll toss it to you, and you let him go.

Do it!

One moment, please.

May I?

You!

You know what this means, Mr. Fujita?

Toss it over here.

- He wants it. No! Toss it to me!

This way, or the girl dies.

This way, or the guy dies!

Yuji, which way?

- Ten seconds! Seven!

- Five! Three!

Throw it to Mr. Okayama! Don't worry about me!

No, Minako!

Yuji, throw it over there!

What else can I say?

OK... OK... OK!

You two do what you want.

I've split it in two, so you don't have to fight.

Let's go.

Give me that!

No! This is mine!

My heroin!

Where is it?!

Shit!

Run!

What's this stuff doing here?!

Last night, a once-in-a-century phenomenon was observed....

when a reverse current flowed through Tokyo Bay...

washing objects from there back into the Fuji Five Lakes.

Yuji! Yuji! Look at this!

Where did you get that?

- It was over there. Why? I don't know.

Give it to me.

Uh oh... run!

It's back there!

This is it! This is it!

This is what I wanted!

You don't talk! We talk!

Squashed flat!

Food for the fishes.

Food for the clams.

Clam chowder! Poor guys!

Over here! No one hits it to me! Come on!

Hit it to me, too!

It doesn't come to me either! The wind's too strong!

Here it comes! Hit! Hit it! Attack!

Here it comes!

Look out!

When's my turn?!

Shark! Shark! Look out!

OK, everyone, get on!

Get on, quick! We're going!

You've got your passport?

You haven't only packed your water wings and swim mask?

Don't worry!

Let's go.

Right!

Subtitles ripped & retimed by Lord Retsudo for ADC

Producers: Yasuhiro Ito & Satoshi Kanno

Co-producers: Masaaki Ito, Atsuyuki Shimoda & Satoshi Taguchi

Screenplay: Kiyoshi Kurosawa & Hiroyuki Jinno

Camera: Noriaki Kikumura

Lighting: Masao Kanazawa

Art Director: Nobutaka Yoshino

Foley Editor: Masao Ika

Music: Torsten Rasch

Editor: Kan Suzuki

Assistant Director: Tatsuya Yoshimura

A Twins Japan Production

Directed by Kiyoshi Kurosawa