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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,558 --> 00:00:03,563 2 00:00:00,447 --> 00:00:02,607 Do you know what an agent is? 3 00:00:03,287 --> 00:00:04,767 Ten percent of a star's pay? 4 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:09,887 That ten percent is our curse, earning us our reputation as vultures. 5 00:00:10,567 --> 00:00:12,127 In reality, we're more like... 6 00:00:14,087 --> 00:00:14,967 putti. 7 00:00:15,887 --> 00:00:19,167 This "pooty"... How do you spell it? 8 00:00:19,247 --> 00:00:22,527 One putto, many putti. Cupids in Italian churches. 9 00:00:23,927 --> 00:00:27,206 We let fly little arrows, we create marriages... 10 00:00:28,526 --> 00:00:30,246 This was my idea. 11 00:00:30,926 --> 00:00:34,366 The promoter feared a generation clash. "Great," I said. 12 00:00:34,646 --> 00:00:36,726 Exactly! Bel working with Berléand. 13 00:00:37,566 --> 00:00:40,206 It's like a truce between warring critics. 14 00:00:41,046 --> 00:00:44,806 The irascible older actor paired with the annoying young director. 15 00:00:45,886 --> 00:00:47,126 An exciting prospect, huh? 16 00:00:51,925 --> 00:00:52,965 I love it! 17 00:01:05,165 --> 00:01:06,765 It is but for this reason... 18 00:01:07,765 --> 00:01:09,365 that I would have you in agreement, 19 00:01:09,885 --> 00:01:12,005 and we shall see, when I marry, 20 00:01:12,125 --> 00:01:13,684 which of you two has my heart. 21 00:01:14,804 --> 00:01:15,684 "I worship you. 22 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:17,324 I am all yours." 23 00:01:21,884 --> 00:01:23,724 I'm not jumping on the duck. 24 00:01:23,804 --> 00:01:25,364 Just once, just to see! 25 00:01:25,924 --> 00:01:28,844 I'm not jumping on the duck! Is that clear? 26 00:01:28,924 --> 00:01:30,364 The water's lovely. 27 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:33,564 It's just an idea. You can at least try it. 28 00:01:33,644 --> 00:01:38,203 It's ridiculous! The pool, the duck... That's not Dom Juan! 29 00:01:38,323 --> 00:01:42,243 It should be vicious and virile, not that fucking duck! 30 00:01:42,323 --> 00:01:43,243 Fuck this! 31 00:01:43,763 --> 00:01:45,083 -Here. -Thanks. 32 00:01:45,203 --> 00:01:47,403 It's me or the duck, okay, asshole? 33 00:01:47,523 --> 00:01:50,203 The duck, then! At least he takes the plunge! 34 00:01:50,323 --> 00:01:51,323 François... 35 00:02:30,241 --> 00:02:32,241 Your dad's going to be the boss? 36 00:02:32,721 --> 00:02:36,281 Yeah. His wife's helping him buy the agency, but... 37 00:02:36,361 --> 00:02:37,881 I don't know what'll happen. 38 00:02:38,481 --> 00:02:42,041 And everyone's freaking out right now about this tax audit. 39 00:02:42,681 --> 00:02:44,841 Oh, yeah? That's nice. 40 00:02:44,961 --> 00:02:48,321 -Mom, are you listening? -Yes, I'm listening, but... 41 00:02:49,001 --> 00:02:51,400 So maybe you'll be coming home? 42 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:52,640 No, Mom, I won't. 43 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,360 I'm happy here. 44 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,480 Happy in Paris? How can you be? 45 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:59,600 You have everything here: sea, sun, me! 46 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,240 -Who's that at this hour? -I don't know. 47 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:05,320 I'll go see. 48 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:09,120 Yes? 49 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:11,600 Catherine? 50 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:13,680 Catherine? 51 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,159 Catherine who? Your dad's wife? 52 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:18,119 End of the courtyard, on the left. 53 00:03:21,279 --> 00:03:22,479 -Camille? -Kiss-kiss, Mom! 54 00:03:22,879 --> 00:03:23,719 Ca... 55 00:03:23,959 --> 00:03:24,879 Shit! 56 00:03:43,878 --> 00:03:44,998 It calms me down. 57 00:03:45,638 --> 00:03:46,958 -Want some? -No, thanks. 58 00:03:48,758 --> 00:03:50,278 What do you want? 59 00:03:52,158 --> 00:03:55,238 To understand. Or at least try to. 60 00:03:56,398 --> 00:03:57,558 No, I meant to drink. 61 00:03:57,998 --> 00:03:59,438 Orange juice or beer? 62 00:04:00,038 --> 00:04:01,238 It was all my doing. 63 00:04:01,358 --> 00:04:04,237 I came up to Paris, I went to the agency... 64 00:04:05,397 --> 00:04:06,437 It was a sudden urge. 65 00:04:07,277 --> 00:04:09,197 There'd been no contact for years. 66 00:04:10,077 --> 00:04:11,557 Your teens must have been tough. 67 00:04:12,317 --> 00:04:13,397 No. 68 00:04:16,397 --> 00:04:18,317 Before that, did you see him occasionally? 69 00:04:19,397 --> 00:04:21,277 When I was little, once or twice a year. 70 00:04:22,437 --> 00:04:24,757 Usually during the Cannes Film Festival. 71 00:04:26,997 --> 00:04:27,957 What did you do? 72 00:04:28,876 --> 00:04:33,196 He'd bring me a present, a Barbie, and spend some time with me. 73 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:35,276 Did he mention me, or Hippolyte? 74 00:04:35,916 --> 00:04:36,876 No. 75 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:43,356 -How old are you? -I turned 23 last week. 76 00:04:44,356 --> 00:04:45,316 Why? 77 00:04:49,116 --> 00:04:50,956 Pack your bag and go! 78 00:04:51,076 --> 00:04:52,076 Hang on. 79 00:04:52,156 --> 00:04:54,475 Can we talk before we start screaming? 80 00:04:54,555 --> 00:04:55,875 I was pregnant! 81 00:04:59,235 --> 00:05:00,115 Leave! 82 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:02,435 -Go! -Catherine, wait... 83 00:05:02,515 --> 00:05:03,555 -Go! -Wait! 84 00:05:04,035 --> 00:05:05,315 You shit! 85 00:05:14,795 --> 00:05:17,434 Are you okay? Are you drunk? 86 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:21,834 -You're not gonna lecture me... -No, it's not that. Listen. 87 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:23,314 I'm worried about your mother. 88 00:05:23,994 --> 00:05:25,434 -Where is she? -Up there. 89 00:05:25,554 --> 00:05:29,034 I'd rather you slept in the apartment than in your studio. 90 00:05:31,234 --> 00:05:32,994 I have to salvage your shit, huh? 91 00:05:34,194 --> 00:05:35,394 Call me, yeah? 92 00:06:12,232 --> 00:06:15,352 I could negotiate for a crocodile instead of the duck. 93 00:06:15,872 --> 00:06:18,672 I could go to StarMédia instead of here. 94 00:06:18,752 --> 00:06:21,392 Sorry, but it's not easy to understand. 95 00:06:21,752 --> 00:06:23,552 What's so bad about that scene? 96 00:06:24,112 --> 00:06:27,112 I'm not asking you to understand, I'm asking you to fix it. 97 00:06:27,192 --> 00:06:29,472 -How? -I don't know. 98 00:06:30,072 --> 00:06:32,551 Tell him that I'll act in his show, 99 00:06:32,671 --> 00:06:34,231 but there'll be no pool. 100 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,911 No pool? The set design is based around it. 101 00:06:36,991 --> 00:06:39,511 Then they change it. I'm in no hurry. 102 00:06:39,631 --> 00:06:42,191 That's crazy! First night is a week away. 103 00:06:43,031 --> 00:06:47,711 And why work with Christophe Bel if you stop him being Christophe Bel? 104 00:06:47,831 --> 00:06:50,231 -The guy's a genius. -Yeah, a real genius! 105 00:06:50,751 --> 00:06:52,471 Two bimbos with big tits, 106 00:06:52,591 --> 00:06:55,670 a giant sex toy duck, music... Well, I say "music..." 107 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:57,390 Loud 1980s garbage, 108 00:06:57,470 --> 00:07:00,430 "bulge in the front" trunks... Yeah, real genius! 109 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:02,790 Stop it, you're being really unfair. 110 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:05,150 You're very lucky. 111 00:07:05,270 --> 00:07:09,350 A sexy atmosphere, piña coladas, two sex-bombs in swimming costumes... 112 00:07:10,990 --> 00:07:14,390 Little Mathurine is hot! Do you know if she has an agent? 113 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:18,630 Never mind, forget it. 114 00:07:19,749 --> 00:07:20,669 But, François! 115 00:07:20,749 --> 00:07:25,349 Help me understand! In ten years, I've never seen you like this. 116 00:07:25,909 --> 00:07:26,829 What is it? 117 00:07:26,909 --> 00:07:28,309 A bit of depression? 118 00:07:28,869 --> 00:07:30,709 No, it's not that, it's... 119 00:07:30,789 --> 00:07:33,629 -It's... -What is it? Come on, tell me! 120 00:07:36,429 --> 00:07:37,549 I can't swim. 121 00:07:41,149 --> 00:07:42,229 No, but... 122 00:07:43,109 --> 00:07:46,388 Don't tell him. Say anything you like, but not that. 123 00:07:46,468 --> 00:07:48,428 No. Don't worry. 124 00:07:55,068 --> 00:07:56,388 Do you dance? 125 00:07:56,948 --> 00:07:58,948 Why? Are you asking me out? 126 00:07:59,028 --> 00:08:02,188 No, better than that. A casting for a movie! 127 00:08:02,268 --> 00:08:03,188 What is it? 128 00:08:03,268 --> 00:08:06,468 I'm saying Luc, I'm saying Besson I'm saying Luc Besson! 129 00:08:07,228 --> 00:08:08,987 I thought of you 130 00:08:09,067 --> 00:08:10,627 -For real? -Yeah. 131 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:14,467 The supporting role With a mega payout, babe! 132 00:08:14,667 --> 00:08:17,387 A sex-bomb with the pin pulled 133 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:22,307 Half-Yamakasi, half-escort-girl A ball-breaker but so hot! 134 00:08:23,027 --> 00:08:24,547 And who dances... hip-hop! 135 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:26,427 Dances hip-hop? 136 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:28,227 Yes! That's you, yeah? 137 00:08:30,387 --> 00:08:32,466 Yeah, yeah... That's totally me, yeah. 138 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:34,386 Go see Hervé. 139 00:08:34,506 --> 00:08:37,466 He'll hand you the lyrics and the sounds, babe. 140 00:08:37,586 --> 00:08:40,906 But above all, keep it zipped! It's top secret! 141 00:08:46,386 --> 00:08:48,426 Look, it's still there, see? 142 00:08:48,546 --> 00:08:50,146 -Yeah. -What is it? 143 00:08:50,226 --> 00:08:52,546 It's either a Lanvin or an Hermès. 144 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:54,426 No, in it! What's in it? 145 00:08:54,906 --> 00:08:56,306 -Hello. -Hi, Nathalie. 146 00:08:57,625 --> 00:08:59,865 I don't know what it is, but it seems you do. 147 00:09:00,465 --> 00:09:04,745 I think it's the father-in-law's money, so Mathias can buy the agency. 148 00:09:04,865 --> 00:09:06,265 He wouldn't pay cash! 149 00:09:06,385 --> 00:09:09,185 Yes! The father-in-law owns property in Paris. 150 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:13,945 When the Russians and Qataris buy, they pay cash. That's well known. 151 00:09:14,065 --> 00:09:15,385 So it's cash. 152 00:09:15,505 --> 00:09:18,065 That's how Mathias will become our boss. 153 00:09:18,185 --> 00:09:20,385 And I'll become his right-hand woman. 154 00:09:20,785 --> 00:09:22,584 Then he'll ask you to marry him. 155 00:09:23,984 --> 00:09:24,824 You think so? 156 00:09:25,264 --> 00:09:26,104 No! 157 00:09:26,584 --> 00:09:27,424 No. 158 00:09:27,904 --> 00:09:29,144 I'm going to have a look. 159 00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:32,104 No, Noémie! Are you crazy? 160 00:09:32,224 --> 00:09:33,224 Be quiet! 161 00:09:35,104 --> 00:09:38,104 Mathias knows that everything I do is for his good. 162 00:09:38,584 --> 00:09:40,264 So, when he's the boss, 163 00:09:40,384 --> 00:09:42,824 he'll reward my loyalty and discretion. 164 00:09:43,464 --> 00:09:45,064 Keep a lookout, okay? 165 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:46,223 -But... -Shut up! 166 00:09:46,343 --> 00:09:47,423 Be careful. 167 00:09:54,503 --> 00:09:56,303 -Jean Gabin! -What's up? 168 00:09:56,383 --> 00:09:58,823 Jean Gabin's pissing on Qatari money. 169 00:09:58,903 --> 00:10:00,303 Give it back, Jean Gabin! 170 00:10:01,783 --> 00:10:03,743 Shit, I don't believe it! 171 00:10:03,863 --> 00:10:04,703 Noémie, get out! 172 00:10:09,822 --> 00:10:11,462 You confirm the rule. 173 00:10:12,062 --> 00:10:13,102 What rule? 174 00:10:13,182 --> 00:10:16,022 Pain-in-the-ass actors have lovely agents! 175 00:10:16,142 --> 00:10:17,022 Really? 176 00:10:18,342 --> 00:10:20,662 What am I doing here, Andréa? 177 00:10:20,742 --> 00:10:22,182 It's about your duck. 178 00:10:22,302 --> 00:10:25,702 I've talked to François. It's okay, you can keep it. 179 00:10:25,822 --> 00:10:26,902 Thank you! 180 00:10:26,982 --> 00:10:30,462 In exchange, he's not going in the water. 181 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:33,422 What? 182 00:10:34,181 --> 00:10:37,021 Why not? That's totally senseless! 183 00:10:37,101 --> 00:10:39,221 -You wanted Berléand, you have him. -Okay. 184 00:10:41,061 --> 00:10:43,621 When I was little, seven years old... 185 00:10:44,821 --> 00:10:48,341 my dad went away, okay? He left my mom. 186 00:10:49,221 --> 00:10:50,341 I never saw it coming. 187 00:10:50,861 --> 00:10:53,141 I was in the swimming pool... 188 00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:55,941 playing with my inflatable duck... 189 00:10:57,501 --> 00:11:02,060 Do you see why I need Dom Juan to be in the water on my duck? 190 00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:05,620 Yes. But Dom Juan won't be in the water. 191 00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:08,460 I could fire him. 192 00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:09,900 With a week to go? 193 00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:12,940 I don't give a shit! I know the role by heart. 194 00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:15,420 I'm not afraid to bare my balls on stage! 195 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,340 I'm sure. 196 00:11:16,420 --> 00:11:19,500 Except it'll be in a warehouse outside Paris, 197 00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:21,740 where you were performing before Berléand. 198 00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:24,659 -Are you threatening me? -Not at all. 199 00:11:24,779 --> 00:11:28,899 Just don't force the theater owner to decide between you and Berléand. 200 00:11:37,939 --> 00:11:38,779 Yeah. 201 00:11:39,379 --> 00:11:42,939 -Where did you find that? -Jean Gabin hid it under Arlette. 202 00:11:44,859 --> 00:11:45,779 Thanks. 203 00:11:48,698 --> 00:11:49,538 What is it? 204 00:11:50,178 --> 00:11:51,018 Nothing. 205 00:11:52,058 --> 00:11:55,018 I was just wondering... Will you be okay? 206 00:11:57,578 --> 00:11:58,498 What do you think? 207 00:12:00,098 --> 00:12:01,738 -And the agency? -What about it? 208 00:12:02,738 --> 00:12:03,698 The buyout. 209 00:12:05,178 --> 00:12:07,898 After what happened... with your wife... 210 00:12:08,738 --> 00:12:09,938 does that change anything? 211 00:12:10,418 --> 00:12:12,657 Look, I'm handling it, okay? 212 00:12:13,937 --> 00:12:14,817 Okay. 213 00:12:20,097 --> 00:12:23,737 -How long are you going to stand there? -I don't know. 214 00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:27,537 If I hadn't moved to Paris... 215 00:12:29,057 --> 00:12:30,537 and come to see you here... 216 00:12:31,497 --> 00:12:34,977 you'd be buying the agency and your family would be happy. 217 00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:38,216 I'd still be selling underwear down south. 218 00:12:38,336 --> 00:12:39,496 What can I say? 219 00:12:40,536 --> 00:12:41,856 It's what it is. 220 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:46,336 Who was that producer looking for an assistant? 221 00:12:47,336 --> 00:12:48,816 Who, Dominique Besnehard? 222 00:12:50,216 --> 00:12:53,096 I'll call him. In case he's still looking. 223 00:13:17,055 --> 00:13:20,855 Today we'll learn a new move: the windmill. 224 00:13:21,615 --> 00:13:23,175 Get on the floor. 225 00:13:23,655 --> 00:13:25,414 Put your arm down by your abs... 226 00:13:25,974 --> 00:13:27,174 and tip forward. 227 00:13:28,214 --> 00:13:29,734 Put your head down. 228 00:13:30,774 --> 00:13:32,534 Throw out your leg and push! 229 00:13:41,374 --> 00:13:43,494 Bravo! Very interesting. 230 00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:44,574 Break-dancing? 231 00:13:47,054 --> 00:13:51,293 Does each of you understand without my needing to explain? 232 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:54,213 Why make me repeat myself? The one I promised... 233 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,093 No, not like that. Again. 234 00:14:04,973 --> 00:14:10,213 -Why make me repeat myself? The one... -No, no! From the top. 235 00:14:10,293 --> 00:14:11,133 From the top. 236 00:14:11,413 --> 00:14:13,453 And closer to the water. 237 00:14:14,012 --> 00:14:14,892 Closer? 238 00:14:16,012 --> 00:14:17,972 How? My toes are already wet! 239 00:14:18,532 --> 00:14:22,732 François, work it out. You're an actor, do something! 240 00:14:31,492 --> 00:14:33,452 What can I tell you? 241 00:14:34,012 --> 00:14:37,172 You both accept that I promised to take each of you as my wife. 242 00:14:37,292 --> 00:14:41,411 Does each of you understand without my needing to explain? 243 00:14:41,491 --> 00:14:44,171 Why make me repeat myself? The one I promised... 244 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:45,771 No, that won't do! 245 00:14:45,891 --> 00:14:47,371 It doesn't work! 246 00:14:47,491 --> 00:14:50,731 If you're not in the pool with them, it just doesn't work. 247 00:14:50,811 --> 00:14:54,451 You're like that, you're stiff, you're like an old redneck! 248 00:14:55,011 --> 00:14:56,331 You're like Alain Delon. 249 00:14:56,411 --> 00:14:58,251 I didn't want Alain Delon! 250 00:14:58,811 --> 00:15:00,531 Why not an Olympic swimmer? 251 00:15:00,611 --> 00:15:02,970 This is theater, not the Olympic Games! 252 00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:06,330 What are you talking about? I don't know what you mean. 253 00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:10,290 Are you telling me what theater is? Okay, I'm listening! 254 00:15:11,690 --> 00:15:12,770 Christophe. 255 00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:16,170 -Can we get out? We're cold. -For fuck sake! 256 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,810 Can't we work? 257 00:15:17,890 --> 00:15:20,290 Tell me if I'm bothering you! 258 00:15:20,410 --> 00:15:23,290 I've been carrying this project for months! 259 00:15:23,410 --> 00:15:25,450 Nobody's making an effort! 260 00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:26,450 Fuck! 261 00:15:27,409 --> 00:15:28,329 Fucking shit! 262 00:15:33,449 --> 00:15:34,289 Help! 263 00:15:35,249 --> 00:15:36,089 François? 264 00:15:39,209 --> 00:15:40,209 François. 265 00:15:40,289 --> 00:15:41,849 François. François. 266 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,369 I'm sorry. 267 00:15:47,449 --> 00:15:49,329 I didn't do it on purpose. 268 00:15:49,409 --> 00:15:50,489 You're sorry? 269 00:15:53,368 --> 00:15:55,888 The cost is incalculable! The show's off! 270 00:15:56,008 --> 00:15:57,168 The whole season... 271 00:15:57,288 --> 00:16:00,728 Wait a moment. Tell me again, who walked away? 272 00:16:00,848 --> 00:16:01,688 Berléand. 273 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:04,648 Okay. But who threw the punch? 274 00:16:04,768 --> 00:16:05,648 Berléand. 275 00:16:06,688 --> 00:16:08,048 Do something. 276 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,288 Or I'll have to sue you, no choice. 277 00:16:10,408 --> 00:16:13,088 Yes, of course. You can count on me. 278 00:16:15,847 --> 00:16:17,287 Fuck! 279 00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:23,607 Is it that bad? It's only theater. 280 00:16:24,887 --> 00:16:26,567 Know what this could cost? 281 00:16:27,647 --> 00:16:30,087 It's been publicized widely. But worse than that... 282 00:16:30,607 --> 00:16:32,887 we can't let word of that punch get out. 283 00:16:33,007 --> 00:16:35,887 Bel knows all the young moviemakers. 284 00:16:36,087 --> 00:16:40,086 If he whines about Berléand punching him, it could hang over us for years. 285 00:16:41,806 --> 00:16:42,966 We have to stem it now. 286 00:16:44,886 --> 00:16:48,566 If my mom has a complaining customer, she gives her friends a discount. 287 00:16:49,246 --> 00:16:50,766 She doesn't lose any business. 288 00:16:51,566 --> 00:16:54,246 So we lower the rates for all our stars? 289 00:16:55,526 --> 00:16:56,566 You can call them, then! 290 00:16:59,046 --> 00:17:00,766 Hippolyte's contract 291 00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:20,645 Hello. 292 00:17:20,725 --> 00:17:23,725 Hello, Hippolyte? Hi, it's Camille, from ASK. 293 00:17:25,285 --> 00:17:29,444 Andréa asked me to call you about your contracts for this new series. 294 00:17:29,964 --> 00:17:30,964 Yeah. 295 00:17:31,444 --> 00:17:35,724 Can you come in to check them over and sign them? 296 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:37,644 Is my dad there? 297 00:17:38,204 --> 00:17:39,044 Yes. 298 00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:41,164 I'm not coming, then. I don't want to see him. 299 00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:45,564 Okay, great. No problem. 300 00:17:46,124 --> 00:17:47,804 Can we meet somewhere else? 301 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,203 -Hi. -Hi. 302 00:18:02,363 --> 00:18:04,483 -Coffee, please. -Okay. 303 00:18:09,043 --> 00:18:10,723 It's suddenly gotten cold. 304 00:18:11,483 --> 00:18:13,803 -It's hell on my scooter. -Same for me. 305 00:18:14,403 --> 00:18:16,003 It's freezing on my bike. 306 00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:17,842 I pedal like crazy, but... 307 00:18:18,402 --> 00:18:20,682 But it's warmer down south? 308 00:18:20,802 --> 00:18:24,122 Yeah, but I haven't been back since I moved up here. 309 00:18:25,162 --> 00:18:26,802 Yeah... Okay. 310 00:18:30,362 --> 00:18:31,362 Your contracts. 311 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,282 My pen... 312 00:18:40,122 --> 00:18:42,801 -My pen's not working. -Sorry. 313 00:18:44,401 --> 00:18:45,881 It's not your fault, it's my pen! 314 00:18:47,281 --> 00:18:48,761 No, about everything. 315 00:18:51,001 --> 00:18:53,041 My dad should apologize, not you. 316 00:18:56,361 --> 00:18:57,841 Our dad! 317 00:18:59,521 --> 00:19:01,681 That feels so weird. Sorry. 318 00:19:01,801 --> 00:19:02,681 I know. 319 00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:05,801 What's the... Thanks. 320 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,000 ...procedure in such cases? 321 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,280 What cases? 322 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:14,640 When you've been... hitting on your brother or sister. 323 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,640 -We didn't know, so... -No. 324 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:20,000 I don't know. Shall we... just forget about it? 325 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,640 -Yeah. -And become friends. 326 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,600 Sort of half-brother, half-buddy. 327 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,880 -"Bruddy"? Yeah, that's it! -Yeah. 328 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,199 Perfect. You're my "bruddy" and... 329 00:19:32,279 --> 00:19:33,359 I'm your "siddy." 330 00:19:34,519 --> 00:19:35,719 I like it. 331 00:19:36,999 --> 00:19:38,239 Cheers, bruddy. 332 00:19:38,359 --> 00:19:39,599 Cheers, siddy. 333 00:19:50,639 --> 00:19:52,959 François, it's me. I'm here, as planned. 334 00:19:54,759 --> 00:19:57,118 I know you're there, so, what do I do? 335 00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,478 Go rent a bulldozer and smash my way in? 336 00:20:22,957 --> 00:20:23,797 Shit! 337 00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:33,157 François! 338 00:20:34,117 --> 00:20:34,957 François! 339 00:20:40,797 --> 00:20:41,637 François! 340 00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:48,516 That's enough! Fox, quiet! 341 00:20:50,556 --> 00:20:52,316 I'm having a pool dug. 342 00:20:55,156 --> 00:20:56,476 Seriously? 343 00:20:57,236 --> 00:20:59,676 I can't take the shame of not being able to swim. 344 00:21:00,356 --> 00:21:02,756 I've turned down so many movies. 345 00:21:02,836 --> 00:21:05,396 Like what? Titanic? The Little Mermaid? 346 00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:09,435 No, that's great. I'm proud of you. 347 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:12,235 Shit. 348 00:21:12,315 --> 00:21:14,555 I'm really sorry about Dom Juan. 349 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:20,595 I know that asshole Bel has vision. Makes a change from the usual Dom Boring. 350 00:21:20,715 --> 00:21:21,995 You'll do it, then? 351 00:21:22,635 --> 00:21:24,475 No, it's too late now. I... 352 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,435 I can't call him now. 353 00:21:26,915 --> 00:21:28,195 Are you kidding? 354 00:21:28,315 --> 00:21:31,995 Everyone's forgotten about it. Christophe regrets it too. 355 00:21:32,115 --> 00:21:34,994 He admits he was a jerk. He admires you, you know that. 356 00:21:36,354 --> 00:21:39,234 I swear! He's called me 20 times. 357 00:21:40,074 --> 00:21:41,954 Then why doesn't he just call me? 358 00:21:43,354 --> 00:21:44,234 Yeah. 359 00:21:46,154 --> 00:21:47,394 Can I wash my hands? 360 00:21:48,994 --> 00:21:50,874 Christophe? It's Andréa Martel. 361 00:21:51,314 --> 00:21:53,594 I hope you're free tonight, I'm inviting you to dinner. 362 00:21:54,634 --> 00:21:56,514 No, you can't say no. 363 00:21:57,313 --> 00:21:59,313 My pride won't allow it. 364 00:22:01,833 --> 00:22:04,593 If you only knew! I have lots and lots to tell you. 365 00:22:05,593 --> 00:22:06,473 See you later. 366 00:22:08,233 --> 00:22:09,553 No, I have to go home. 367 00:22:09,673 --> 00:22:12,513 I still have a big chunk of my report to write. 368 00:22:12,633 --> 00:22:14,513 No, please stay! 369 00:22:14,873 --> 00:22:16,513 Torpedo the agency later! 370 00:22:17,153 --> 00:22:18,793 I want you here tonight. 371 00:22:18,913 --> 00:22:21,672 I want to come home and find you sizzling in my bed! 372 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:27,112 Come on! Don't say no, you'll regret it. 373 00:22:29,152 --> 00:22:31,512 You dress like that for a work dinner? 374 00:22:31,632 --> 00:22:35,072 Yeah, tonight I'm playing it sober, sexy and classy. 375 00:22:35,152 --> 00:22:37,312 And usually it's what? Porn chic? 376 00:22:38,912 --> 00:22:39,952 Present! 377 00:22:40,512 --> 00:22:42,072 -Is that for me? -Yep. 378 00:22:42,792 --> 00:22:45,032 Now you won't have to bring your own. 379 00:22:46,511 --> 00:22:48,671 Is the tigress becoming a pussycat? 380 00:22:49,671 --> 00:22:52,911 I'm simply concerned about your dental hygiene. 381 00:22:57,391 --> 00:22:58,231 Thanks. 382 00:23:03,391 --> 00:23:06,951 I'm celebrating my birthday tomorrow night at the theater. 383 00:23:07,991 --> 00:23:10,870 Can you come? I'd really like you to come. 384 00:23:10,950 --> 00:23:11,870 Is that so? 385 00:23:11,950 --> 00:23:13,550 Yes, of course it is. 386 00:23:14,550 --> 00:23:15,750 Can you come or not? 387 00:23:17,590 --> 00:23:20,990 As a director, you're good at making people do what you want. 388 00:23:22,670 --> 00:23:23,910 I'm not bad. 389 00:23:24,790 --> 00:23:25,670 And you? 390 00:23:26,270 --> 00:23:29,230 Me? I think I'm not bad. 391 00:23:29,310 --> 00:23:30,270 Yeah. 392 00:23:31,270 --> 00:23:32,870 Maybe I'm even better than not bad. 393 00:23:33,990 --> 00:23:36,709 Show me, then. How do you do it? 394 00:23:36,789 --> 00:23:39,789 Well, it's not that sophisticated. 395 00:23:39,909 --> 00:23:42,829 For example, what do I want? 396 00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:46,829 I don't know. 397 00:23:47,589 --> 00:23:48,749 I want you to call François. 398 00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:53,069 So, how do I go about it? 399 00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:58,629 I lean gracefully closer to you, 400 00:23:58,749 --> 00:24:02,588 with a touch of perfume and sensuality… 401 00:24:03,228 --> 00:24:06,948 I slip my hand in here... and I take this. 402 00:24:07,068 --> 00:24:10,388 I bring it alive... and I slide 403 00:24:10,468 --> 00:24:14,548 my pretty little fingers across the screen. 404 00:24:16,028 --> 00:24:18,308 I finish off by sending it. 405 00:24:19,788 --> 00:24:20,668 Result! 406 00:24:22,748 --> 00:24:23,987 What did you do? 407 00:24:27,907 --> 00:24:32,347 Want to talk to you. Come to bthday tomorrow. Plse. Christophe 408 00:24:33,467 --> 00:24:34,627 You sent a message. 409 00:24:35,587 --> 00:24:36,627 To Berléand. 410 00:24:37,787 --> 00:24:39,067 No way! 411 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:43,547 I didn't know what would happen, sorry. 412 00:24:43,627 --> 00:24:45,987 You told me to wait, then didn't come home. 413 00:24:46,107 --> 00:24:47,587 That's sadistic and perverse. 414 00:24:47,906 --> 00:24:49,386 Colette, I did come home. 415 00:24:49,506 --> 00:24:51,626 At 3:00 a.m.! Are you surprised I left? 416 00:24:55,346 --> 00:24:57,946 It was strictly work, you know that. 417 00:24:58,786 --> 00:25:00,266 I don't want to talk about it. 418 00:25:01,146 --> 00:25:02,706 Okay, fine. 419 00:25:06,586 --> 00:25:09,466 -We do what I want tonight. -Tonight? 420 00:25:09,546 --> 00:25:12,185 -We're meeting my friends. Did you forget? -No. 421 00:25:12,465 --> 00:25:14,185 Yes, your friends. 422 00:25:14,265 --> 00:25:16,785 -Cécile, Juliette, and… -Jennifer. 423 00:25:16,865 --> 00:25:18,665 Jennifer, yeah! Yes, of course. 424 00:25:19,065 --> 00:25:20,185 Tonight? 425 00:25:20,745 --> 00:25:21,985 "Tonight" tonight? 426 00:25:22,585 --> 00:25:23,665 -You forgot. -No. 427 00:25:23,745 --> 00:25:25,265 -Made other plans. -No way. 428 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,145 No problem, I'll be there. 429 00:25:27,705 --> 00:25:29,905 -It's cool. -Okay, it's cool. 430 00:25:31,745 --> 00:25:34,905 No, the problem with Colette is that she has a jealous nature. 431 00:25:35,345 --> 00:25:36,464 She's passive-jealous. 432 00:25:36,824 --> 00:25:39,264 Passive-possessive-aggressive-jealous. 433 00:25:39,384 --> 00:25:40,264 Yeah, I see. 434 00:25:40,784 --> 00:25:42,664 Don't dump her for a day or two. 435 00:25:42,784 --> 00:25:44,744 Not till she's finished the audit. 436 00:25:44,864 --> 00:25:46,024 I'm not dumping her! 437 00:25:46,624 --> 00:25:49,744 You single people want everyone else to be single too! 438 00:26:00,344 --> 00:26:01,863 -Sofia. -Yes? 439 00:26:02,423 --> 00:26:03,263 Shall we? 440 00:26:04,383 --> 00:26:05,303 Sorry, yes. 441 00:26:06,343 --> 00:26:08,663 My name is Sofia Leprince, I'm 25, 442 00:26:08,743 --> 00:26:10,823 and my agent is Gabriel Sarda at ASK. 443 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:14,583 Great! Let's get started, because I'm a bit behind schedule. 444 00:26:14,703 --> 00:26:17,743 Start with the choreography, then do your scene, okay? 445 00:26:18,263 --> 00:26:19,103 Okay. 446 00:26:24,543 --> 00:26:26,102 Whenever you're ready. 447 00:26:31,462 --> 00:26:34,782 We're a bit behind schedule, so you can... 448 00:26:38,662 --> 00:26:40,422 Oh, yeah? They want a piece of me? 449 00:26:40,862 --> 00:26:44,262 I run faster than them. I'm never in the same place! 450 00:26:44,382 --> 00:26:46,662 Now I'm here, now I'm not here! 451 00:26:47,142 --> 00:26:50,461 You see me jumping three floors and landing like Lara Croft? 452 00:26:50,581 --> 00:26:52,421 A dream come true, huh? 453 00:26:53,981 --> 00:26:56,381 That's not at all what I asked for. 454 00:26:56,461 --> 00:27:00,381 -Yeah, but I thought... -I didn't ask you to think. 455 00:27:01,261 --> 00:27:02,261 Okay, sure. 456 00:27:02,381 --> 00:27:04,261 It's the dance first. 457 00:27:05,261 --> 00:27:06,821 -Okay? -Yes. 458 00:27:06,941 --> 00:27:09,341 We'll start again. Ready? 459 00:27:15,660 --> 00:27:17,220 Listen, that's the cops! 460 00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:18,980 We gotta get out of here! 461 00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:21,660 I'm not gonna die here! Get the money! 462 00:27:24,540 --> 00:27:26,060 What the hell did you do? 463 00:27:26,140 --> 00:27:29,900 Constance is asking me, "Who was that lunatic?" 464 00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:31,420 I repeat, "that lunatic!" 465 00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:35,620 I'm sorry. I like you a lot, Sofia, but this won't do. 466 00:27:35,740 --> 00:27:38,619 So either explain what happened, or... 467 00:27:38,739 --> 00:27:40,139 -It's hip-hop. -What? 468 00:27:40,219 --> 00:27:41,699 I don't know how to dance. 469 00:27:42,219 --> 00:27:44,539 Then why the fuck didn't you tell me? 470 00:27:46,259 --> 00:27:50,419 I told you it was condition number one! 471 00:27:50,499 --> 00:27:52,979 -Wasn't that clear? -Of course it was! 472 00:27:53,059 --> 00:27:55,899 But you came and offered me a hip-hop role! 473 00:27:56,019 --> 00:27:58,419 Because I'm black I can dance hip-hop? 474 00:27:58,539 --> 00:27:59,379 I'm sorry? 475 00:27:59,739 --> 00:28:00,579 I'm sorry? 476 00:28:00,659 --> 00:28:02,059 You're out of line! 477 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:04,818 And it doesn't explain why you hit her assistant! 478 00:28:05,178 --> 00:28:06,738 There are rules! 479 00:28:06,858 --> 00:28:09,258 The agency has a reputation! So do I! 480 00:28:09,378 --> 00:28:11,458 You don't behave like a savage! 481 00:28:11,538 --> 00:28:12,938 -A savage? -Yeah, a savage! 482 00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:14,738 Are you calling me a savage? 483 00:28:15,098 --> 00:28:18,098 So I'm either a slave, a hip-hop dancer, or a savage? 484 00:28:18,618 --> 00:28:21,098 What next, an ad for Banania? 485 00:28:21,978 --> 00:28:24,938 You're as stuck in those clichés as everyone else! 486 00:28:25,058 --> 00:28:27,617 You know what? Take me off your books! 487 00:28:27,737 --> 00:28:29,737 I don't want to ruin your reputation. Goodbye! 488 00:28:44,657 --> 00:28:45,577 What do you want? 489 00:28:46,417 --> 00:28:49,377 I just want to talk to you... Apologize. 490 00:28:50,977 --> 00:28:54,456 Apologize all you like, I'll never forgive you. Sandra? 491 00:28:55,136 --> 00:28:56,576 Just five minutes. 492 00:28:56,696 --> 00:28:59,856 -Why are you suddenly in such a hurry? -I'm not, but... 493 00:29:01,056 --> 00:29:02,216 I can't bear this. 494 00:29:03,416 --> 00:29:04,536 I'm worried about you. 495 00:29:05,096 --> 00:29:07,456 Are you scared about your agency? 496 00:29:08,696 --> 00:29:10,816 Tidying up your mess before signing? 497 00:29:10,896 --> 00:29:11,856 No, darling. 498 00:29:12,416 --> 00:29:14,696 Don't "darling" me! Don't you ever! 499 00:29:14,816 --> 00:29:15,656 Stop it. 500 00:29:16,215 --> 00:29:17,655 -Sandra. -Yes, madam? 501 00:29:26,295 --> 00:29:28,895 I'll see you there. At what time? 502 00:29:29,015 --> 00:29:32,975 I don't really feel up to it. Dressing up and everything... 503 00:29:33,095 --> 00:29:37,535 François, he's personally invited you. And now you're hesitating? 504 00:29:37,655 --> 00:29:40,774 -Isn't it what you wanted? -I'd have preferred lunch. 505 00:29:40,894 --> 00:29:42,694 Something more intimate. 506 00:29:42,814 --> 00:29:45,014 What's more intimate than a birthday? 507 00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:48,014 Celebrating his emergence from his mother, 508 00:29:48,134 --> 00:29:49,534 as his father cut the cord. 509 00:29:49,894 --> 00:29:51,494 Sorry, François, I don't follow you. 510 00:29:52,014 --> 00:29:55,574 Okay, I'll be there at 8:30. I'll see you outside. 511 00:29:55,694 --> 00:29:57,214 Okay, see you later. 512 00:29:57,974 --> 00:29:59,814 Yeah, Colette, it's me. 513 00:30:00,854 --> 00:30:01,694 Yeah. 514 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:05,733 Something's come up, in fact, at work. And... 515 00:30:05,813 --> 00:30:08,813 Yes, I'm coming to see your friends. Let me finish. 516 00:30:09,653 --> 00:30:12,893 I have to take Berléand to Christophe Bel's party. 517 00:30:13,013 --> 00:30:15,733 It's my last chance to save the show. 518 00:30:16,253 --> 00:30:18,573 No, I can still get there in time for dessert. 519 00:30:19,373 --> 00:30:22,013 It's just a drink at the rehearsal studio. 520 00:30:22,573 --> 00:30:25,613 No, I'm not wearing my sexy black dress. 521 00:30:25,733 --> 00:30:27,933 No, I've gone for something simple. 522 00:30:28,053 --> 00:30:30,852 Simple... casual... 523 00:30:32,452 --> 00:30:34,092 Yeah, see you later. 524 00:30:42,652 --> 00:30:43,892 Did you bring a present? 525 00:30:44,372 --> 00:30:45,252 No. 526 00:30:45,932 --> 00:30:47,532 François, François! 527 00:30:56,771 --> 00:30:58,331 Very good. Very funny. 528 00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:00,171 No, really very funny. 529 00:31:02,011 --> 00:31:02,851 I'm glad you like it. 530 00:31:04,451 --> 00:31:06,011 I have to see to the music. 531 00:31:06,331 --> 00:31:08,211 -Soak up the atmosphere. -Yeah. 532 00:31:11,651 --> 00:31:15,011 He's not talking to me! He invites me, then he snubs me! 533 00:31:15,091 --> 00:31:17,131 Wait, he'll be back. 534 00:31:17,251 --> 00:31:20,530 It's his party, he's nervous. Give him time. 535 00:31:20,610 --> 00:31:22,170 No, I'm going. 536 00:31:22,290 --> 00:31:25,130 What? No, stay! François! 537 00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:26,170 François! 538 00:31:28,210 --> 00:31:29,570 That's so cool! 539 00:31:34,170 --> 00:31:37,090 Christophe, you were made to work together. 540 00:31:37,170 --> 00:31:38,770 Give me one good reason. 541 00:31:38,850 --> 00:31:41,450 -He's a great actor! -He has no respect! 542 00:31:41,530 --> 00:31:44,089 I can't direct him in my play! 543 00:31:44,169 --> 00:31:47,449 -It's not that he doesn't want to! -Then what's the problem? 544 00:31:47,529 --> 00:31:48,449 He can't? 545 00:31:50,209 --> 00:31:51,609 You mustn't tell anyone. 546 00:31:52,169 --> 00:31:53,729 He can't swim. 547 00:31:53,809 --> 00:31:56,089 -What? -He can't swim! 548 00:32:06,129 --> 00:32:07,408 François, wait... 549 00:32:07,608 --> 00:32:09,488 François! François! 550 00:32:15,208 --> 00:32:18,048 I really have tried everything. 551 00:32:18,168 --> 00:32:20,328 I know I'm ruining it all. 552 00:32:21,088 --> 00:32:23,568 I'm losing custody of the kids. 553 00:32:28,808 --> 00:32:30,328 I want to go home. 554 00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:36,647 Hello. 555 00:32:36,767 --> 00:32:39,487 Sir, it's reception. There's someone here for you. 556 00:32:39,607 --> 00:32:40,447 Really? 557 00:32:40,527 --> 00:32:42,647 Ms. Camille Valentini. Shall I put her on? 558 00:32:43,807 --> 00:32:44,847 Yes, thanks. 559 00:32:45,367 --> 00:32:46,247 Dad? 560 00:32:47,127 --> 00:32:49,967 -Your phone's off. -Yes. What's going on? 561 00:32:50,087 --> 00:32:53,527 Nothing. I was just passing and wanted to see how you were. 562 00:32:54,247 --> 00:32:55,926 I'm okay. Don't worry. 563 00:32:57,326 --> 00:33:00,566 Well... do you want to have dinner with me? 564 00:33:01,726 --> 00:33:02,766 What, right now? 565 00:33:03,526 --> 00:33:04,606 Yeah. Have you eaten? 566 00:33:08,046 --> 00:33:09,046 No. 567 00:33:09,606 --> 00:33:11,606 And Philippe... You know who I mean? 568 00:33:11,686 --> 00:33:13,726 -Mom's bro. -Mom's brother. 569 00:33:14,446 --> 00:33:17,006 Yeah, Philippe. He started up this video club. 570 00:33:17,126 --> 00:33:20,005 I was 13 or 14, and I went all the time. 571 00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:22,965 That's when I discovered movies. I watched so many. 572 00:33:23,085 --> 00:33:25,685 At weekends, I'd see four or five in a row. 573 00:33:26,845 --> 00:33:27,845 Not eating? 574 00:33:29,365 --> 00:33:30,565 I'm not very hungry. 575 00:33:30,765 --> 00:33:31,725 Upset stomach? 576 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:37,125 Star-anise tea is great for a stressed stomach. 577 00:33:37,205 --> 00:33:39,325 It's little stars that smell lovely. 578 00:33:39,405 --> 00:33:41,685 Maybe you can't get it in the hotel. 579 00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:46,804 This place is pretty classy, though. They should have everything. 580 00:33:46,884 --> 00:33:47,924 -Excuse me. -Yes? 581 00:33:48,044 --> 00:33:49,604 -Is that the dessert menu? -Yes. 582 00:33:50,724 --> 00:33:52,724 -Thank you. -No, thank you. 583 00:33:54,364 --> 00:33:55,884 -What? -Nothing. 584 00:34:04,124 --> 00:34:07,324 By the way... did you call Dominique Besnehard? 585 00:34:08,643 --> 00:34:10,323 No, not yet. Why? 586 00:34:12,363 --> 00:34:16,203 Because... I think Andréa would rather you stayed. 587 00:34:17,683 --> 00:34:18,563 Really? 588 00:34:22,843 --> 00:34:24,763 -Well, good night. -Good night. 589 00:34:25,323 --> 00:34:26,243 Camille. 590 00:34:54,842 --> 00:34:57,801 I was on vacation with my parents in Spain. 591 00:34:57,881 --> 00:34:59,121 The hotel had a pool. 592 00:34:59,561 --> 00:35:01,321 I went in it with my brother. 593 00:35:01,921 --> 00:35:03,441 We played a stupid game, 594 00:35:03,521 --> 00:35:07,321 seeing how long we could stay sitting on the bottom. 595 00:35:07,441 --> 00:35:08,761 On the sucking thing? 596 00:35:09,201 --> 00:35:12,121 I did that, to feel it tickling my... 597 00:35:12,201 --> 00:35:16,081 No, it wasn't for that, it was just to try to stay down there. 598 00:35:16,921 --> 00:35:19,761 But one day, my trunks got sucked in by the pump. 599 00:35:20,241 --> 00:35:21,960 I couldn't get them out, 600 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,320 I panicked. 601 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,960 I thought I was going to die, and my brother saved me. 602 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:30,640 As a result, I can't... I've never dared to go back in a pool. 603 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,280 -Yeah. -No, but... 604 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,720 It's all in the past now. 605 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,040 No, but it's magnificent. That's it! 606 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,759 That's Dom Juan, man in all his complexity. 607 00:35:46,839 --> 00:35:50,519 His doubts, his fear of death, desire, pleasure... 608 00:35:50,599 --> 00:35:52,959 No, it was a kids' game that went wrong. 609 00:35:53,039 --> 00:35:54,839 No, it's much more than that! 610 00:35:55,839 --> 00:36:01,079 That's exactly it: Dom Juan can't swim! Pierrot says so in act two. 611 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:05,159 You see! You can't throw him in the pool if he can't swim. 612 00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:08,679 -That's why there's the duck! -Not the duck again! 613 00:36:08,759 --> 00:36:10,638 -François! -No! 614 00:36:20,318 --> 00:36:21,158 Are you okay? 615 00:36:21,598 --> 00:36:22,758 Yeah, yeah, fine. 616 00:36:23,198 --> 00:36:25,478 Shorts like that, but not in the pool? 617 00:36:25,598 --> 00:36:27,798 That's almost a crime against femininity! 618 00:36:42,757 --> 00:36:43,957 What's your name? 619 00:36:51,997 --> 00:36:53,277 Cheers! 620 00:36:53,397 --> 00:36:55,117 -The Three Brothers... -Yeah? 621 00:36:55,237 --> 00:36:57,317 I've got this writer who's... 622 00:36:58,917 --> 00:37:00,516 Not the movie. 623 00:37:00,596 --> 00:37:01,436 Chekhov? 624 00:37:32,435 --> 00:37:36,275 Colette, wait! I swear, it was for work! 625 00:37:36,555 --> 00:37:38,875 Colette, I'm sorry, forgive me. 626 00:37:38,995 --> 00:37:42,115 Colette, you're right to be mad. That was wrong. 627 00:37:42,235 --> 00:37:45,675 But I saw Bel and Berléand make up, and it... 628 00:37:47,035 --> 00:37:49,674 Look, I'm not trying to deny it. 629 00:37:49,794 --> 00:37:51,754 You stuck your tongue down her throat! 630 00:37:52,634 --> 00:37:54,674 Yeah. I'm not denying it. 631 00:37:54,794 --> 00:37:58,074 But it wasn't down her throat. Be fair! 632 00:37:58,754 --> 00:38:01,874 I could deny it, I could say it wasn't me, 633 00:38:01,994 --> 00:38:03,914 but no, I'm being honest. 634 00:38:04,034 --> 00:38:07,394 Is this how it'll be every time you go out for work, Andréa Martel? 635 00:38:08,914 --> 00:38:11,074 But... it's not important. 636 00:38:11,194 --> 00:38:14,633 It was nothing! It was just making out at a party. 637 00:38:15,233 --> 00:38:16,793 What's important is us! 638 00:38:17,513 --> 00:38:19,833 -I knew, anyway. -What? 639 00:38:19,953 --> 00:38:21,753 That it'd end like this. 640 00:38:22,593 --> 00:38:23,513 No, wait! 641 00:38:24,833 --> 00:38:26,673 It can't end like this. 642 00:38:26,993 --> 00:38:29,753 I knew all along that you're a heartless seducer. 643 00:38:29,873 --> 00:38:31,873 All you can give is your body. Go home! 644 00:38:32,233 --> 00:38:34,433 No, wait! Colette! 645 00:38:35,233 --> 00:38:37,512 Colette, get in the taxi! Get in! 646 00:38:38,072 --> 00:38:39,232 Colette! 647 00:38:42,192 --> 00:38:43,032 Yes? 648 00:38:46,112 --> 00:38:47,592 -Sofia? -Yes. 649 00:38:47,672 --> 00:38:49,432 Sorry, am I disturbing you? 650 00:38:50,192 --> 00:38:51,152 No. 651 00:38:51,272 --> 00:38:53,232 I just had to see you. 652 00:38:53,352 --> 00:38:55,632 I feel terrible about earlier, and... 653 00:38:56,192 --> 00:38:58,032 No, it was me, I was... 654 00:38:58,152 --> 00:39:00,552 No, the things I said were horrible. 655 00:39:00,632 --> 00:39:01,831 No, I was horrible. 656 00:39:01,951 --> 00:39:03,551 I went too far. 657 00:39:03,671 --> 00:39:05,671 No, I should have told you. 658 00:39:05,751 --> 00:39:08,151 No, it's not me, it's you... 659 00:39:08,231 --> 00:39:10,031 I should have told you. 660 00:39:10,631 --> 00:39:13,951 -Sorry to bother you. -No, you're not bothering me. 661 00:39:14,031 --> 00:39:16,751 And... I'm glad you dropped by. 662 00:39:18,751 --> 00:39:21,111 Do you...? Do you want a drink? 663 00:39:21,191 --> 00:39:23,151 Yes, okay. Yes. 664 00:39:23,231 --> 00:39:26,190 I have some port. A bit of sediment, but it's okay. 665 00:39:26,750 --> 00:39:28,390 I love port. 666 00:39:29,630 --> 00:39:31,230 -Gabriel! -Andréa? 667 00:39:32,230 --> 00:39:34,110 What is it, are you hurt? What's wrong? 668 00:39:35,430 --> 00:39:36,310 What? 669 00:39:36,990 --> 00:39:38,910 I've had a big pool problem! 670 00:39:39,030 --> 00:39:40,990 What? Pool? 671 00:39:41,550 --> 00:39:43,110 Gabriel, marry me! 672 00:39:44,070 --> 00:39:46,230 Protect me, save me! 673 00:39:47,350 --> 00:39:49,230 Help me, Gabriel... 674 00:39:53,349 --> 00:39:57,109 Bel and Molière create a revelatory dialectic. 675 00:39:57,229 --> 00:39:59,909 Refusing to swim is refusing the norm! 676 00:40:00,469 --> 00:40:02,909 It's all there. Dom Juan's lust for life... 677 00:40:03,469 --> 00:40:07,509 Whether she's small, fat, vulgar... He doesn't care! 678 00:40:07,589 --> 00:40:10,109 Anything goes, except the norm of monogamy. 679 00:40:11,829 --> 00:40:13,469 He's so afraid of that norm 680 00:40:13,589 --> 00:40:17,148 that he'll take refuge with anything in a skirt. 681 00:40:17,268 --> 00:40:21,108 I'd even be tempted to say that it isn't his desire 682 00:40:21,228 --> 00:40:22,948 that stops him being faithful, 683 00:40:23,068 --> 00:40:26,668 it's his fear! A fear deep in his subconscious. 684 00:40:27,028 --> 00:40:28,028 Sorry? 685 00:40:28,468 --> 00:40:31,188 Can you repeat that, about the fear of the norm? 686 00:40:31,828 --> 00:40:34,268 I'll do better than that, I'll give you my book. 687 00:40:36,068 --> 00:40:37,588 You'll understand. 688 00:40:37,668 --> 00:40:38,867 I'll dedicate it. 689 00:40:39,507 --> 00:40:42,067 Donjuanism or The Sickness of the Bond 690 00:40:42,147 --> 00:40:44,907 Shall I write my phone number, too? 691 00:40:45,027 --> 00:40:48,147 No. The dedication is fine. 692 00:40:48,227 --> 00:40:49,267 Just the dedication? 693 00:40:53,307 --> 00:40:54,147 Bravo! 694 00:40:54,267 --> 00:40:55,107 The director. 695 00:40:57,827 --> 00:40:58,667 Bravo! 696 00:41:03,906 --> 00:41:05,426 Will You Sleep with Me Tonight? 697 00:41:07,746 --> 00:41:08,906 Fuck! 698 00:41:09,386 --> 00:41:11,146 Love and Muffins 699 00:41:11,226 --> 00:41:13,666 Is this a conspiracy or something? 700 00:41:18,106 --> 00:41:19,106 Are you okay? 701 00:41:21,586 --> 00:41:22,466 Yeah. 702 00:41:23,306 --> 00:41:27,306 Have we heard anything from... that Brancillon woman? 703 00:41:27,865 --> 00:41:31,185 No, she hasn't been in for three days. Weird, huh? 704 00:41:32,865 --> 00:41:35,545 She needed some papers. Hasn't she called? 705 00:41:36,025 --> 00:41:37,025 No. 706 00:41:40,545 --> 00:41:41,505 I'll leave you. 707 00:41:52,224 --> 00:41:53,424 -Hello. -Hello. 708 00:41:57,064 --> 00:41:58,304 Hello, Hélène. 709 00:42:07,144 --> 00:42:08,584 Ms. Brancillon, can I have a word? 710 00:42:18,463 --> 00:42:19,583 Hello, everyone. 711 00:42:19,663 --> 00:42:20,743 Hello. 712 00:42:22,823 --> 00:42:24,303 When I arrived, 713 00:42:24,383 --> 00:42:27,343 you'd just lost your boss. I'm sorry. 714 00:42:27,983 --> 00:42:31,583 But the law is the law. It knows neither grief nor sorrow. 715 00:42:33,423 --> 00:42:36,663 A company isn't like a family, where you invent your own rules. 716 00:42:37,183 --> 00:42:38,103 There are laws. 717 00:42:38,543 --> 00:42:40,942 You seem to feel that the company's money is your own. 718 00:42:41,502 --> 00:42:44,382 You confuse your private lives with your jobs. 719 00:42:45,462 --> 00:42:48,302 A love of one's job cannot justify abuses. 720 00:42:48,382 --> 00:42:51,582 You will receive my conclusions shortly. 721 00:42:52,702 --> 00:42:54,822 There will be a fine to pay, 722 00:42:54,942 --> 00:42:57,502 and you will also be summoned to business court. 723 00:42:58,262 --> 00:43:01,942 I advise you to take this opportunity to review your practices... 724 00:43:02,942 --> 00:43:05,541 and clean up the way you run your agency. 725 00:43:06,181 --> 00:43:07,021 Good luck. 726 00:43:08,341 --> 00:43:09,581 Why the court? 727 00:43:11,541 --> 00:43:15,061 The company paid for a private hotel room for ten years. 728 00:43:15,621 --> 00:43:19,301 Cleaning ladies and vacations were paid for with agency money. 729 00:43:19,781 --> 00:43:23,061 Your whole lives are one long list of expenses! 730 00:43:23,181 --> 00:43:24,141 A first for me. 731 00:43:24,581 --> 00:43:27,181 Some even bought socks with company money. 732 00:43:27,301 --> 00:43:28,901 That's different. 733 00:43:29,021 --> 00:43:32,180 It was a festival in the Alps, my feet were freezing, 734 00:43:32,260 --> 00:43:34,980 and I couldn't remember my credit card's PIN. 735 00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:37,980 That is called a misuse of company funds. 736 00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:39,820 It's a crime. Sorry. 737 00:43:41,220 --> 00:43:42,260 Goodbye. 738 00:43:44,780 --> 00:43:48,500 Did your wife and father-in-law know about this tax audit? 739 00:43:48,580 --> 00:43:49,420 Yes. 740 00:43:49,740 --> 00:43:52,540 It won't affect their intention to buy my shares? 741 00:43:53,820 --> 00:43:55,019 I don't know, Hélène. 742 00:43:55,579 --> 00:43:58,499 I don't believe this! How am I going to sell them? 743 00:44:00,019 --> 00:44:03,379 You all understand that if there's no new cash, 744 00:44:03,499 --> 00:44:06,139 ASK won't survive this tax audit? 745 00:44:06,259 --> 00:44:07,779 You all understand that? 746 00:44:09,019 --> 00:44:10,299 What, then? We go bust? 747 00:44:12,539 --> 00:44:13,619 I'm asking you! 748 00:44:17,339 --> 00:44:19,338 What do you mean, you don't know? 749 00:44:19,458 --> 00:44:21,258 I don't know, Gabriel! 750 00:44:21,378 --> 00:44:23,138 You always know everything! 751 00:44:23,218 --> 00:44:26,378 Call your wife, now. We have to know. 752 00:44:27,978 --> 00:44:31,418 It won't do any good. She won't talk to me. 753 00:44:32,738 --> 00:44:33,818 It's looking like a divorce. 754 00:44:41,898 --> 00:44:43,057 What's she doing? 755 00:44:44,457 --> 00:44:45,897 She'll kick Brancillon's ass! 756 00:44:47,497 --> 00:44:48,337 Shit! 757 00:44:49,857 --> 00:44:51,017 Jeez! 758 00:44:56,497 --> 00:44:59,977 I can give you more than my body, I can give my heart, too. 759 00:45:00,417 --> 00:45:03,537 I know I'm not very good at it. It's because I'm afraid. 760 00:45:04,177 --> 00:45:05,537 But I want to learn. 761 00:45:05,937 --> 00:45:08,496 I'm not strong enough to teach you, Andréa. 762 00:45:08,616 --> 00:45:12,696 No, I want to learn from you. From you and no one else. 763 00:45:15,856 --> 00:45:17,336 Oh, my God! 764 00:45:18,536 --> 00:45:19,496 They're an item! 765 00:45:21,456 --> 00:45:23,016 Good Lord, I knew it! 766 00:45:23,896 --> 00:45:25,336 Gabriel, did you know? 767 00:45:26,456 --> 00:45:27,536 No, no... 768 00:45:36,215 --> 00:45:37,495 Take care, Andréa. 769 00:45:38,855 --> 00:45:39,855 Why do you say that? 770 00:45:42,135 --> 00:45:43,735 You kiss me, then leave me? 771 00:46:20,014 --> 00:46:21,413 Aren't you going to comfort her? 772 00:46:24,973 --> 00:46:27,093 No, Jean-Pierre's doing fine. 773 00:46:29,133 --> 00:46:30,653 You're not going to marry her either? 774 00:46:34,453 --> 00:46:37,973 No... Jean-Pierre can do that, too! 775 00:46:43,053 --> 00:46:44,692 No, I don't think I'll marry her. 776 00:46:46,092 --> 00:46:49,052 Firstly, because... she prefers women. 777 00:46:51,052 --> 00:46:54,132 Secondly, because she's my colleague and friend. 778 00:46:56,692 --> 00:47:01,612 And thirdly, because it's complicated, mixing work and feelings. 779 00:47:02,732 --> 00:47:03,812 Everything gets screwed up. 780 00:47:05,532 --> 00:47:07,332 Especially with my clients. 781 00:47:08,652 --> 00:47:09,851 With my clients, it's... 782 00:47:36,010 --> 00:47:38,050 -There's no one here. -No way! 783 00:47:38,130 --> 00:47:39,130 I swear. 784 00:47:44,610 --> 00:47:46,250 Have we already gone bust? 785 00:47:53,530 --> 00:47:55,130 There you are! 786 00:47:55,690 --> 00:47:56,730 What are you doing? 787 00:47:57,290 --> 00:47:59,809 First, we thought about a collective suicide... 788 00:48:01,209 --> 00:48:03,889 Well, I did. A collective suicide all by myself. 789 00:48:04,249 --> 00:48:07,049 But I'm more than willing to participate 790 00:48:07,169 --> 00:48:09,609 in your collective suicide by yourself. 791 00:48:09,689 --> 00:48:12,009 For once we agree on something! 792 00:48:12,129 --> 00:48:16,889 But in the end, we found Samuel's whiskey, so we're not killing ourselves. 793 00:48:17,009 --> 00:48:18,489 Well, not just yet. 794 00:48:18,609 --> 00:48:19,569 Before we do, 795 00:48:19,649 --> 00:48:22,648 may I have Vanessa Paradis's number, dear fellow? 796 00:48:22,768 --> 00:48:24,168 No problem, dear fellow. 797 00:48:24,968 --> 00:48:27,848 -That's horrible! -Mathias, Mathias... 798 00:48:28,568 --> 00:48:30,488 -You're drunk, Mathias. -I'm not. 799 00:48:30,568 --> 00:48:33,208 -Yes, you are. -I've never seen you drunk. 800 00:48:33,328 --> 00:48:35,928 I'm not drunk, not at all! 801 00:48:36,048 --> 00:48:38,088 It's like your first Cannes Film Festival. 802 00:48:39,808 --> 00:48:40,688 Remember? 803 00:48:40,968 --> 00:48:43,328 You disappeared for three days. 804 00:48:43,448 --> 00:48:45,128 A very long time ago. 805 00:48:45,248 --> 00:48:47,807 How old were you? Twenty-six? Twenty-seven? 806 00:48:47,927 --> 00:48:51,327 He was a sober young man, always very professional... 807 00:48:51,447 --> 00:48:53,607 But there was this swanky party 808 00:48:53,727 --> 00:48:55,367 in a villa with a pool... 809 00:48:55,927 --> 00:48:58,007 Don't mention pools, please! 810 00:48:58,087 --> 00:49:00,207 The next morning, he'd disappeared. 811 00:49:00,327 --> 00:49:02,727 So we came back to Paris without him. 812 00:49:02,847 --> 00:49:04,527 We were worried to death. 813 00:49:04,647 --> 00:49:07,927 -What did you do for three days? -Some hot babe, I bet! 814 00:49:09,687 --> 00:49:10,927 I don't remember. 815 00:49:11,007 --> 00:49:12,926 We want to know. 816 00:49:13,046 --> 00:49:15,246 What did you do for three days? 817 00:49:15,366 --> 00:49:17,486 I don't remember, Gabriel. 818 00:49:17,606 --> 00:49:18,886 We want to know. 819 00:49:19,006 --> 00:49:20,886 But, you know, it's true. 820 00:49:20,966 --> 00:49:22,526 We never see you like this. 821 00:49:25,646 --> 00:49:27,486 -Cigarette. -It's not funny. 822 00:49:27,606 --> 00:49:28,446 A smoke! 823 00:49:38,965 --> 00:49:42,445 We'll make it through this, kids. We always have done. 824 00:49:51,365 --> 00:49:52,485 Good night. 825 00:49:52,925 --> 00:49:53,765 See you. 826 00:50:07,124 --> 00:50:08,844 I'm going to hail a taxi. 827 00:50:09,524 --> 00:50:11,524 -Anyone want to share it? -Yeah, me. 828 00:50:12,124 --> 00:50:14,164 -No, I'm good. -No, thanks. 829 00:50:15,084 --> 00:50:16,164 See you, Camille. 830 00:50:30,083 --> 00:50:33,403 What are you doing, honey? Going home? 831 00:50:33,803 --> 00:50:36,243 Yeah... I don't really know. 832 00:50:37,643 --> 00:50:39,403 Want to go see a movie? 833 00:50:40,883 --> 00:50:43,123 Yeah, why not? 834 00:50:43,243 --> 00:50:45,603 I slip the young guy at the door some money... 835 00:50:46,243 --> 00:50:48,483 and he lets me in with Jean Gabin. 836 00:50:48,602 --> 00:50:49,482 Really? 837 00:50:50,322 --> 00:50:53,482 It's been years since I went to a movie outside of work. 838 00:50:54,162 --> 00:50:55,722 Just for the pleasure of it. 839 00:50:56,522 --> 00:50:58,602 When things are getting you down, 840 00:50:59,122 --> 00:51:00,602 there's always the movies. 59569

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