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- I just told you...
- Oh. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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- ...to go...
- Okay. Okay.
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- ...the fuck away!
- Now, hold on, hold on.
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- Okay. Okay. Okay.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey! Shit!
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Come on, baby. It's me.
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- It's me.
- It's Kevin Hart.
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Give me one good reason why
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I shouldn't kill the both of you
right now.
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Kevin's about to have a movie
that's gonna get him an Oscar.
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Well-- okay. Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait. Your protege.
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We're here because of your
protégé, Doug, Doug Eubanks.
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What about him?
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Well, he, he--we--uh,
we--
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we're here 'cause
he's losing his shit.
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Yeah. No, he's, he's absolute--
that's not--that's not true.
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Because you don't deserve a lie.
I'm not here to lie to you.
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- No.
- I'm-- Imma,
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imma be honest with you, man.
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I screwed him over.
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I screwed him over and I'm here
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because I wanna make
things right
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and I can't do that
without you, Mr. 206.
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Well, how do you like your tea?
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Hmm?
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Do I make you uncomfortable?
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No, I'm just-- I'm just
so nervous for you, sir,
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because you got really hot tea
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and it's just right above your,
your balls, so...
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What are you doing?
What are you...
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Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
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Oh, God.
Oh, man. Come on.
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- What the fuck?
- Come on, man.
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The ancient Babylonians believed
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that undergarments
were a sign of weakness.
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I tend to agree.
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I respect that.
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I respect that.
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I just, um...
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I just wanna-- I wanna thank you
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for taking the time
'cause I know you didn't, uh...
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Cut the compliments,
tell me why you're here.
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I, um, I know you're Doug's
mentor, right?
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If there's anyone that knows
how he operates,
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how he thinks, it's--
I need your help.
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Watch your eye. Watch your...
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Let's walk.
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Doug Eubanks is more than just
a former student of mine.
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He's my friend, my confidant.
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Briefly in 2003,
he was my lover.
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Doug's the most fearless
stunt performer
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that I've ever trained.
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One time he asked me
to stab him with an icepick
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because he needed to know
how it felt
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so he could replicate
that reaction
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when the cameras are rolling.
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- Did you do it?
- With pleasure.
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As a stuntman, you embrace pain.
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Lay your life on the line
for your actor
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every day you step on set.
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And occasionally,
an actor says thanks.
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Sometimes they don't say thanks,
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sometimes they just fire you
without warning
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'cause all of a sudden, they
think they're John fucking Rambo
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but they're nothing but
a little bitch with a giant ego.
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Yeah, yeah. So hey, are you
gonna talk to him for me?
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Actors talk, stuntmen stunt.
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You're gonna have to fight Doug,
and you're gonna lose.
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Oh, shit. Then why,
why you even talk to me then?
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Only reason I'm talking to you
is 'cause
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every person is trapped
in a story of their own design,
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and I know the exact story
you're trapped in.
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Yeah. It's a revenge story.
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That's not revenge.
It's redemption.
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No, I'm pretty sure
it's revenge.
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What do you really want?
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I want my life back.
I wanna defeat Doug.
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Defeat Doug. Doug's the enemy.
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Doug's the bad guy,
you're the good guy?
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I just wanna make sure
I'm hearing this right.
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Okay. Maybe we're both bad guys.
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No, Kevin.
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You're both good guys.
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Did you hear that?
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I'm trying to figure it out.
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He fucked Doug.
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I didn't hear that. What?
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He fucked Doug.
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I didn't catch that. I was...
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Right at the top,
he said right over there.
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He said he fucked Doug.
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No. I saw a ladybug. I got lost.
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So that means he's kinda
fucked you before.
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No. No, wait a minute.
No, he hasn't.
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This is my dojo.
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Well, it kind of looks
like a bunch of trees,
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if you ask me, but all right.
Goodness gracious.
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Excuse me.
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I'm sorry.
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- Coming through.
- Yup. Yup. Sure.
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- Coming through.
- Sorry.
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You really gotta
share the trail, guys.
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- It's our fault.
- Sorry.
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We didn't even know
it was a trail, to be honest.
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I had no idea.
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So this is where you're gonna
train me to face Doug, huh?
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Let me explain something to you.
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Stuntmen's creed,
you need an actor.
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Every role you ever trained for,
Doug trained harder.
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Every martial art
you supposedly learned,
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Doug learned it for real.
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He had to.
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'Cause when the cameras
are rolling,
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it was his ass on the line,
not yours.
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Sitting in video village,
sipping lattes,
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eating sushi off nude models.
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Hey, first of all,
I got a bad case of pink eye.
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I learned my lesson.
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- Hasn't happened since.
- Hmm.
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You never appreciated Doug.
Actors never do.
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Hey, well, I recently learned
that there's a lot of people
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that I may have underappreciated.
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Good, Kevin. That's growth.
See that branch up there?
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Yeah.
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Climb that tree,
crawl up to that branch,
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and give me a dead drop
to the ground.
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Uh, how am I supposed to...
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You wanna know how Doug thinks?
You wanna know how he operates?
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You must see the world
as he sees it.
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Without fear,
without hesitation.
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I'm a little scared, though. I'm
just gonna throw that out there.
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It's not like I'm...
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I volunteer as tribute.
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Damn right you do.
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This is Kevin's journey,
that's his dead drop branch.
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No, that's what you don't
understand. You know why?
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- Because what's Kevin's is mine.
- Well...
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Well-- right. I mean,
not your material wealth.
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- Or, or your income.
- No.
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- Or your success.
- No.
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No.
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Or your rare collection of cars,
which are amazing.
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- Right? None of that.
- No.
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But his pain, his anguish,
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basically anything that's bad,
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anything that's bad,
that's mine, too.
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That is my journey.
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Brother.
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Oh, my God.
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What's happening, guys?
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Guys, this don't look good from
the back. What's going on?
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Kevin, you can't compete
with Doug.
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But you clearly have the
one thing he will never have,
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you have a sidekick.
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Andre? No, Andre is my--
Andre is, like,
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my-- what,
what would you call it?
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- I guess it's, uh...
- Andre's your what?
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- He's, he's...
- No, no, no. No, no.
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- Andre's...
- Hey, hey, no, no, no.
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Andre's your what?
I want you to say it.
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- Well, I was gonna say--
- He's right there.
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- Yeah, he's, he's...
- No, no, he's right there.
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- It's just like...
- Andre's your what?
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You don't have to do this, man.
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He's right there.
He's your what?
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He's--well, he's my assistant.
My assistant. He...
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- Is he?
- He's...
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- Say it.
- Andre's my-- he's my sidekick.
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- Say it.
- He's-- Andre's my sidekick.
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- Say it.
- He's my sidekick.
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Yeah. I need you to say it.
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Okay. Andre,
Andre is my sidekick.
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Goddammit, Kevin!
I need you to fucking say it!
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And I need you to believe it
deep down in your fucking balls.
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Uh... Andre is my sidekick.
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- Huh?
- I said, Andre is my sidekick!
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- Huh?
- Who's your sidekick?
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- I said, Andre is my sidekick!
- I'm your sidekick.
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- Andre...
- I'm your sidekick.
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- ...is my side...
- I'm your sidekick!
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What's happening to me, man?
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It's growth, Kevin.
Growth hurts.
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That's a pain no double
can take for you.
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You see, Kevin,
you came here seeking a mentor,
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but it's you.
You are the mentor.
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Hell, yeah.
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You know what? You know what?
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You two, uh,
take this moment, talk.
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Talk over your new bond.
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I'm gonna go get my tea.
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What a fucking day.
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I mean, now,
that I'm essentially
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have been deputized
as your sidekick,
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I have an idea for Doug.
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We can work together on this.
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We got to get
close to him, okay?
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Not to record him or anything,
like--
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what's wrong? What's wrong?
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The scar on his hand.
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Yeah?
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I think I recognize that scar.
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