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Hey, Andre, maybe
one of us should just drive.
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No, don't worry
about it. I got it.
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I got you, my man.
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Yeah, man...
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I got a crick in my neck
that's a bitch.
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I swear I got to get
to Nina so she can fix this.
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Who's Nina?
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- Kevin's fulltime masseuse.
- My fulltime masseuse.
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Of course. Of course.
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Okay. Well,
I'm glad that my life
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getting destroyed amuses you.
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What? Didn't you basically
ask for all of this?
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No, I didn't basically
ask for all of this.
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I do not do that
besides for a movie.
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There's a big difference.
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A movie has cameras
and sound, lights,
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that's what that has in it.
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This is not the same.
It's not the same!
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We need to go to the police.
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No, no, we do not need
to go to police.
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Whoever this guy is,
he thinks we're dead, right?
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So we use that
to our advantage...
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- Okay? We make him think
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that we're--
that we're not here.
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We disappear. We just
got to figure where to go.
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Man, this is where Natasha
would come in handy
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because she would know
exactly where we should go.
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And who the hell is Natasha?
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That's Kevin's
Airbnb consultant.
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That's my Airbnb consultant.
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This is getting ridiculous.
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Oh, my God. I know exactly
where we can go
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where no one would ever
search for us.
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Who's in?
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Who's in?
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Okay. Make yourself at home.
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Uh, do you guys
want anything to drink?
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Kombucha, coffee, tea?
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Yes. Yes. Uh, kombucha
would be great.
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I don't have it.
You call my bluff.
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I don't have kombucha.
I'm sorry.
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No, water would be great.
Thank you.
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Water is gonna be great. Great.
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Fantastic. And you,
do you want some water?
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I'm not putting
my mouth on a cup of this house.
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Nice. Nice.
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Jesus Christ.
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You actually live here?
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Yeah.
My little slice of heaven.
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Ugh.
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- What was that?
- I said ugh.
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I love it.
It's actually really charming.
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Thank you.
You know mom and I are,
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kind of, always messing
with the motif in here.
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Went through a huge
Southwestern phase,
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so much turquoise.
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So your mom helped you decorate?
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Oh, yeah. Big time.
She's my roommate.
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- She's right there.
- Oh, God!
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- You've got to be shitting me.
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No, no, no, no. Don't be afraid,
don't be afraid.
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Watch this.
Do you wanna meet her?
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- No, I don't have to.
- Here we go.
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Ma, are you okay?
Your mouth is open real wide.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
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- Oh, my.
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- Don't charge at me.
- Oh, my. Oh. Oh, my God.
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Fix your bra.
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It's, it's... it's Kevin Hart.
America's treasure.
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He's a family--
No, you don't have to.
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No. And Jordan King,
or should I call you Wheezy.
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No, that's just a role
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I'm not paid
nearly enough to play.
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Uh, Jordan is fine.
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Oh, come here.
I got to squeeze you. Come here.
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You two got to eat.
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We're gonna have a feast.
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Andre, go to the freezer.
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We're gonna defrost
the Christmas pork chops.
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We're doing
the Christmas pork chops?
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- No, no.
- We've been waiting for this
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- for like six years.
- I don't think that...
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- Oh.
- We have that much time.
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You don't have
to do that. We don't wanna--
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Oh, we have plenty of time.
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You guys save that meat, okay?
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- Okay?
- You're eating my meat.
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Tell him, mom. Tell him.
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I don't-- I don't-- No, no, no.
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- You're gonna want my meat.
- No, we don't want your meat.
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And people
talk about it all the time.
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- Well, we don't...
- Did you hurt yourself?
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- Uh, this is not-- This is...
- Did you know there was...
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Ah, shit, woman!
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Did you know
there was blood there?
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- Yeah, I...
- And up here?
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Oh, ow! Stop.
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But you are Kevin Hart.
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You can't walk around
with bloody clothes on.
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You're too sophisticated.
Take your shirt off.
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- Come on, I'm gonna wash it.
- No, no, no, it's okay.
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I'm, I'm already
doing a bloody load.
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Come on. Take it off.
Come on. Help me.
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Take it off, Kevin.
What are we doing?
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- Yeah.
- So nice of you.
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Oh, somebody
has got a cute tummy.
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- Okay. That's a lot.
- Come on.
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Mom, look at it.
Remember I was telling you
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about his belly button? It's
right there, mom. You got it.
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Take my chance.
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- Oh, God.
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Just let me-- Just please--
Let me get it. Stop it, please?
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Oh, my goodness.
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Thank you. You got it.
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- Oh, that's...
- You gotta be kidding me.
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Whoa, that hit my eyes.
That is...
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We-- Well, we were filming...
That is...
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- That's a man right there.
- Yeah, we were filming...
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That is good.
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We're doing a improv action.
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- I can't wait to see...
- I love you so much.
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We were basically
all the action...
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Oh, I'm so proud of you son.
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They're such nice people.
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Nice people who?
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You're so mean. How can
you be mean to this guy?
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Look at him.
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He might be the nicest, sweetest
person I've ever encountered.
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How can you fire him?
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Uh, you want me
to start at the beginning?
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I don't know, maybe because
he doesn't respect boundaries.
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He cares about you.
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Oh, will you just stop it?
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Man, clipped my goddamn
toenails one time.
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While I was in bed...
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with a woman.
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- Exactly.
- Yeah.
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Struggling, by the way,
to perform.
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Had a lot on my mind.
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A lot of my mind.
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Brown gummy worms
in full effect.
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I-- I don't--
I don’t need to know this.
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- I don't need to know this.
- Loose noodle.
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Call it what you want.
I look down...
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Kevin.
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I see his face looking up at me.
Now, I got no shot.
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Okay.
Thank you for the context.
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Just giving you a--
Giving you a play-by-play.
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But, listen, when I go
to set, it's me acting, right?
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But to get there, I've got reps,
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my dialect coach, my assistant,
and then there's
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personal trainer, hairstylist,
makeup artist.
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The, the list goes on,
and then there's
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family and friends
who supported me
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and sacrificed for me.
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I'm sorry, I got lost
in what you were saying
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because I felt it was bullshit.
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You have that too Kevin
and then some.
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Okay? It's why you're a star.
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No, that's not true.
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I'm a star because
I made myself a star with this.
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Sure. Yeah, that's the story
you keep telling yourself,
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but you had help.
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Okay.
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Hey, how are you guys doing?
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The pork chops
are smelling
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so much like shrimp right now
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it's amazing.
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I got you a shirt my man.
I think it'll fit perfectly.
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- Okay. Do you see it?
- Mm-hmm. Nice.
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Yeah, I made that myself.
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Okay. Thank you for that.
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Uh, I wanted to ask you earlier,
but I didn't get a chance...
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- Anything.
- Who's... Who's that?
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- This one?
- Yeah.
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That's my dad.
He's been gone a long time.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Same. You know my mom raised me.
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I know.
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Did your dad, uh, got afraid
of parenthood and run off?
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It wasn’t anything like that, actually.
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He was amazing. He was kind.
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Uh, he was gentle-- By the way,
Richard Pryor's assistant.
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Your dad is Richard...
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I guess you could say assisting
just runs in the family, right?
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Oh, that's legendary.
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- It is, right?
- That's huge.
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It's huge. Until it killed him.
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What do you mean?
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It's a big show
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and, uh, crazy fan
got through security.
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So my dad jumped
in the way of a knife
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that was meant
for Richard Pryor.
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You-- You're playing.
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- No. Cut him in the stomach...
- What?
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- Got up, back down.
- What?
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Killed my dad on the spot.
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Oh, my God, man!
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I can't-- I can't process that.
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Neither could I. It was
enormous for our whole family.
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Why would somebody
wanna kill Richard Pryor?
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Huh?
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Who?
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Yeah, why? That's crazy right?
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Yeah, I bet my-- I bet--
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By the way,
I bet my dad when he was dying,
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was looking up and was like,
"Why would you do this?"
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Or something like that.
It has to be, right?
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Maybe. Maybe not.
I mean, at that point,
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that’s not what's important.
Somebody tried to kill Richard.
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- Right. My dad was already dead.
- Yeah.
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So-- The thing we're gonna worry
about is who is this guy?
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Are there more of them?
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Guys' gonna do
what he's gonna do.
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- Yeah.
- Okay? You can't rewrite that.
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No. Nobody can. I tried to.
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God, I've been
to so much therapy
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trying to rewrite that moment.
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What could I have I done,
you know, as I child.
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But maybe I could have
jumped in the way
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- or something like that.
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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On the bright side though,
if you think about it,
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he died
doing what he loved the most.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Assisting.
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He was so happy
that he brought joy
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to someone who brought
joy to so many people.
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He told me
every single thing I knew.
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You know, man, maybe, um,
maybe I didn't mean to fire you.
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I think your exact words were,
"I didn't need a stuntman."
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"I sure as hell
don't need an assistant."
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You said it to me,
yelled it, and then,
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uh, you told me get out
of your car, right?
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Oh, no. You're absolutely--
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
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But I'm just saying now,
looking back,
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I'm saying, maybe, I do--
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Maybe I still do
need an assistant.
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I mean, if you--
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Oh, God. All right.
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I need you too.
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- No. Not this...
- I need you too.
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Not this same.
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- Oh, fuck.
- Yeah.
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I've never been this hard.
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All right.
I'm gonna tell my mom.
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Mom, you'll never believe it.
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Congratulations.
248
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Something else, right?
249
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- I'm proud of you.
- Shut up.
250
00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:25,129
You know if you start
treating everyone
251
00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:26,257
in the Kevin Hart Universe
252
00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:27,593
with that level of respect,
253
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I think you'll be happy
with your life.
254
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You really are something else.
255
00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:33,814
I mean, you paint me out
to be such a monster.
256
00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:36,102
Name one other person
that I've disrespected.
257
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Just one. Give me one.
258
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I can absolutely name someone.
259
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- Hey, Jordan.
- Yeah. Hi.
260
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Had you looked
at the call sheet?
261
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I didn't see your stunt double
on there.
262
00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,740
Oh, I sent her home.
263
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Why?
264
00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,081
Well, I grew up on motorcycles
and it's a simple one today.
265
00:08:56,245 --> 00:08:57,245
I just have to drive
through that glass
266
00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:58,712
of our dry cleaning business
before it explodes.
267
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Whoa. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
268
00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:01,956
Simple for who?
269
00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,915
Who's, who's it
the simple for, you?
270
00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:05,586
Well, that's what
you have double for.
271
00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:06,844
Do you know what this looks like
272
00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,005
if you're gonna do
all your own stunts
273
00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,303
and I don't do mine?
274
00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,086
Do you know what people
will think of me?
275
00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:13,050
Uh, they'll think
you're an actor?
276
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,640
And, listen,
I'm not jumping off the cliff,
277
00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:15,925
I'm not jumping a plane,
278
00:09:16,098 --> 00:09:17,138
and I ain't fighting
no alligator for anyone.
279
00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:18,597
You don't think
I can do my own stunts.
280
00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:19,727
What? No.
281
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,063
You don't think
I'm tough enough?
282
00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,648
No, I-- that's what Doug is for.
For exactly these things.
283
00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:25,484
You think I need Doug?
284
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Absolutely.
285
00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:30,276
Maybe I don't.
Maybe I don't need Doug.
286
00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:33,411
I think he just heard you.
287
00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:38,159
Hey, Doug.
288
00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:40,791
I'm gonna go talk to Doug.
289
00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:43,325
Kevin.
290
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,920
Hey, there he is.
291
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,166
My guy.
292
00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:50,797
Oh, oh.
293
00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:52,886
Yeah, you ain't gonna
believe this shit.
294
00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,051
I'm talking to Jordan.
295
00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,969
I just found out Jordan sent
her stunt double home.
296
00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:57,758
You know
what she's trying to do.
297
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:58,931
You know exactly
what she's trying to do.
298
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,229
She's trying to show me up
and I'm not going to have that.
299
00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,903
I can't have that.
I'm Kevin Hart, right?
300
00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:07,521
So here's the thing, right?
301
00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:09,941
Let's get
into this relationship,
302
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,280
because it's one of the best
that I've ever had.
303
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:12,985
How long
have you been with me, man?
304
00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,315
Damn, that long huh?
305
00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:16,029
It's been a long time.
306
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:19,080
I know you're gonna be fine and
it's time for you fly, right?
307
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,954
So with that being said,
308
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,961
uh, we're done.
309
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:26,083
I'm, I'm gonna go ahead and--
Is it-- Is fired the word?
310
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,671
I guess-- I guess it is fired.
311
00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,706
So I'm gonna fire you,
but in a--
312
00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,840
but in a dope way
to where we're still cool.
313
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:35,088
Imma-- Imma gonna go
and, uh, get ready.
314
00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:37,720
My guy.
315
00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:40,428
- It's stunt time.
- Kevin, this is terrible idea.
316
00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:42,099
It's stunt time.
317
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,347
Listen, I'm not trying
to show you off.
318
00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,480
Hey, enough Jordan.
319
00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:49,647
It's all good, Mr. Action Star.
320
00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:56,161
Doug.
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