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I mean, I'm 30,000 feet
in the air, right?
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They're saying,
"Kevin, come on, please.
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Kevin, you got to
put on a parachute."
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Everybody's going,
"Please, please Kev."
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This point, they're begging me.
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Well, tell me that
the story ends
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with you wearing the parachute.
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- Absolutely fucking not. No.
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No, no.
I wanted to be authentic, right?
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- It's got to be real.
- Yeah.
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You know what
Tom Cruise calls parachutes?
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Diapers.
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Is that because they fill up
when you're falling?
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No. Tom told me, he said,
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"Kevin, if they put me
in a parachute,
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they might as well
put a diaper on me
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and send me to pasture."
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Look, Kevin...
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you know, based on the success
of the first one,
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we see massive
franchise potential
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with The Jeffersons.
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And, you know,
your agent just keeps saying
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that you might be waffling
on doing a sequel.
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And I'm just here to ask,
is it about the money?
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Look, Deb, The Jeffersons
is amazing, right?
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We did amazing work there,
but I'll be honest,
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when I walk on that set,
I feel like I'm being babysat.
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I mean, they give me
goddamn stunt coordinators.
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I have--I have stage managers,
uh, wires, green screens.
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Yes. And-and somehow
you still manage
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to jump out of an airplane
without a chute.
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I wasn't telling the truth
when I told you that,
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but I forgot to say
I was lying, so...
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Let's take a pause, right?
Put a pin in that
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so you understand
that wasn't the truth.
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I had to make that up.
It was pretending.
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But you know why
I got to pretend?
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Because I'm not
a real action star, Deb.
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Kevin, you took a sitcom
about a dry cleaner
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and you turned him into
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motherfucking Jason Bourne, okay?
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You are a real action star.
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No, not yet.
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- Not yet?
- No.
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But I will be when you fund
my next project.
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Okay.
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Deb, now look,
what I'm about to tell you
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is gonna seem crazy at first,
but I promise you,
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if you give it a chance,
you'll get it.
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Close your eyes.
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Okay.
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Deb, I want you to
picture yourself
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going up a mountain.
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On the ground, let's go,
come on, come on!
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All right, you rich assholes!
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Move it! Rolexes, jewelry,
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all your fancy shit!
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What is taking so long?
Put it in the bag. Let's go.
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Just stay calm. Stay calm.
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Everything shiny.
Let's go.
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Put it in the bag. Let's go.
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They're coming this way.
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- I don't have all day here.
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Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
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Trying to hide, little man?
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The fuck did you just call me?
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Bet you got a big wallet
for such a little man.
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Now put it in the bag!
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You want my wallet? Huh?
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Get back, I got this.
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You got what?
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I want your gun! Shit.
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You believe this fucking clown?
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Give me your gun
and sit down.
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Whoa.
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What, you're gonna be
the first man in history
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to shoot somebody
with the safety on?
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- What?
- Huh?
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I don't like guns.
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Ah, shit.
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- No, cut him out.
- Goddammit. Shit.
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Nice to beef you, motherfucker.
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Hey, it's not about me,
it's about you.
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I'm glad that everybody's safe.
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It's a crazy world
that we're living in.
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- A lot of nut jobs out here.
- Oh, Kevin...
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Kevin, what just happened?
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Real goddamn action.
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- That's what just happened.
- Okay.
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Real fucking action.
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That's the adrenaline
that I want
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audiences across the globe
to feel, Deb.
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So this... this is...
was all staged?
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Yeah. All of it, they're actors.
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I just wanna give you
a little taste of what
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- our movie was about, right?
- Oh, my God.
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This is the movie
that we're gonna make.
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So what I did was
I brought an outline, right?
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A little rough outline
to give you a little idea
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about what we're gonna do.
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- Oh, boy.
- Right?
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The world of our movie lives
in improvised action,
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and spontaneous ass-whoopings.
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That's what this is about.
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That guy spontaneously hit you
with a gun.
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You talking about Larry?
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Larry, hey, you got me good.
I'm gonna feel that one.
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Yeah, you are.
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You're goddamn right.
Fucking Larry.
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You're not well.
Oh, no, you're not well.
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This is about me
getting the respect
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that I deserve
as an action star, Deb.
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What is it that
you want me to say here?
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What do I want you to say, Deb?
I want you to say,
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"I'll do it."
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My answer is no.
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Never. This-this is
never going to happen.
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Not at my studio
or anyone else's.
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- No.
- Please.
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- No.
- Can you just give it a--
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- No, no, no, no, no.
- Can you just give it a--
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Deb, can you just...
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Can you just please give it a...
give it a read?
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- Oh.
- Okay? Here.
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- There you go.
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That's all... that's all I want.
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Can you just...
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I'll read it.
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- We did it! Yeah!
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Hello, Mr. Green Light.
She loved it, right?
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I told you
she was gonna love it.
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What's the budget she gave you?
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$300 million? $400...
$500 million for this?
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Just drive.
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I am so sorry.
Kevin, that's not...
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That is not fair.
You are a king, and this town
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doesn't deserve you.
Do you hear me?
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You are a king. You are my king.
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Praise, praise.
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Wait a second.
Is that her right there?
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Is that her, the one
throwing away the script?
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Is that her right there?
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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Excuse me, ma'am,
in the red jacket.
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How are you?
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Kevin Darnell Hart
is a national treasure.
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- A national...
- Just drive the car.
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We're gonna
drive the car,
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- but honestly...
- Andre.
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...get your shit together.
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Nice to meet you.
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- Drive the fucking car, Andre!
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Today is gonna be
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the most amazing day
of your life. Your paper.
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You say the same thing
every day, Andre,
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and every day you're wrong.
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Oh, well, come on.
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You're just cranky
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because you haven't had
your tofu tahini smoothie.
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I'll get that for you right now.
Sophie, his TT.
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I really hate that
you call it that.
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- Here you go.
- There we go.
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- Big gulps. There you go.
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No, I'm cranky
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because the movie
of my dreams just flamed, okay?
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Now I don't know
what I'm gonna do with my life.
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Well, I mean, come on, man.
You still have us.
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That's amazing, right?
You have us.
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The hell does that mean? Who?
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Hannah, Sophie, me,
your man, TJ, right over here.
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I'm talking about your village.
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I know what you need.
I know what you need.
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A massage.
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Nina, you all set up
with the new hot stones?
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I can be in about ten minutes.
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She can be in about ten minutes.
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Kevin, the crew are ready
whenever you are.
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Yeah, I'm ready.
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You got this!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There you go.
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Oh, God. How you doing?
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Good, great. Kev...
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Now just pretend you're biking
through the Swiss Alps.
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We'll CG the Alps in later.
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What is that?
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I'm on foot though.
I need a bike, right?
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We'll CG that in too. Action!
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- You just want me to...
- Just go for it.
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Act like I'm riding a bike?
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Exactly.
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Straight arms.
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Kevin, look at this.
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Hey, man, not... No.
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I can't... I can't do this shit.
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I can't. I... I cannot
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do this shit anymore.
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All right, I'm tired of the CGI
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and the goddamn green screens,
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all this fake shit.
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No, uh...
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I want
real fucking action.
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Kevin, no.
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Nina, what's the ETA
on those hot stones?
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It appears
A-list actor Kevin Hart
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is back in the news again.
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Star of the high octane reboot
of The Jeffersons,
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Hart has spent his own money
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destroying a high-end
Hollywood restaurant
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in an attempt
to woo a studio boss
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into financing what he refers to
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as a cinema verite-style
action film.
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This comes just a year
after the actor famously fired
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his longtime stuntman
Doug Eubanks,
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in the middle of production.
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The decision that left
insiders dumbfounded.
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- Bring me this man.
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Bring me this...
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Kevin Hart.
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Wow. This is big, man.
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No, like, this is really big.
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Andre, I don't think
you understand.
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I cast my dream out into
the universe and guess what?
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Karl Stromberg comes running.
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Absolutely. Yeah, yeah.
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But I got to say, boss,
I... I don't like it.
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I mean, you don't even
know this guy, right?
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I tried to look him up
and nothing came up on Google.
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Duh. It's because he's European.
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They got their own Google.
Everybody knows that, all right?
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Listen, the guy's loaded,
got tons of money.
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And if his desire
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is to make my movie,
then so be it, I'm good.
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I can't do it, boss.
I am so sorry. I can't do it.
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My job is to look out
for your best interest,
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- and I don't really think that--
- Uh, what did you just say?
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It's my job
to look out for your--
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It is not your job.
As a matter of fact,
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that's the complete opposite
of your job.
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You know
who looks out for me, Andre?
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Me. That's who looks out for me.
Me. Okay?
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- You know what? Pull over.
- What?
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Pull over. I'm driving myself.
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- I don't want you to drive.
- No. Kevin, no, no, no, no, no.
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- No.
- Kevin, you can't drive your...
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- Yeah, I can. I do not need you.
- You need me. You need me.
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Correction...
I don't need you.
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I didn't need my stuntman.
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I damn sure
don't need an assistant
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telling me how to live my life.
Pull over.
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Don't... don't hold
the wheel in the middle.
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Shut up, Andre.
252
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I said shut up.
253
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- I'm... Yeah.
- I know how to drive.
254
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We know. We all know.
255
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He knows how to drive a car.
We know.
256
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,338
But let's say you put your
hand down, you pop it in D.
257
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- Pop it in first.
- No, that's reverse. Whoa.
258
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You know what?
Why don't I help you out?
259
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I'll get in there.
260
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,628
I'll start her up.
I'll roll out.
261
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Everybody will think it was you.
262
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- I don't want your help.
- Okay, good.
263
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- Good, good, good, good, good.
- Yeah, smooth. Very smooth.
264
00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,854
- You're leaving.
- Yeah. Fuck off.
265
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I'll drive all the way home.
266
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:09,340
So, Karl...
Karl, what is it, uh,
267
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what is it that you do
for a living, man?
268
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I made my fortune
mining precious metals.
269
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Mmm.
270
00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:21,558
Now I finance films,
primarily in the Balkans,
271
00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:22,887
once in North Korea.
272
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,351
It's probably hard to get
permits over there, huh?
273
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,772
Permits are for cowards.
274
00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:29,822
Your outline...
275
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is dangerous.
276
00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:34,402
It's violent.
277
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,950
It's almost no narrative
that makes sense
278
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to a regular human being.
279
00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:42,075
I am not
a regular human being. No.
280
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I am Karl Stromberg.
281
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Yeah.
282
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,712
And that is why...
283
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,051
I will finance
this film for you.
284
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:55,756
What did you just say to me?
285
00:11:56,425 --> 00:11:57,965
You're telling me
that you're going finance
286
00:11:57,968 --> 00:11:59,848
my goddamn movie?
287
00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:00,885
Huh?
288
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,717
Dude, you just made my day, man.
289
00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:06,314
And I don't have to do my pitch,
because my pitch is expensive.
290
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:07,900
I ain't wanna break
all this glass stuff in here
291
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,055
because I know
I got to pay for it.
292
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,902
Dude, you...
I was in a dark place, Karl.
293
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,649
I was in a real dark place, man.
294
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,860
You just pulled me
out of a dark place.
295
00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:17,281
It's because
people underestimate you.
296
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:18,239
Yeah.
297
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,818
When you left comedy
for the action,
298
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,374
they said you'd fail.
299
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,287
They did?
300
00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:26,745
When you fired your stuntman
to do your own stunts,
301
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,793
- they said you would fail.
- You heard about that?
302
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,001
Everyone heard about that.
303
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:34,171
It's only you and Tom Cruise
who do your own stunts now.
304
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,261
That's... that's a fact.
305
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,966
Two peas in a pod, man.
306
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,466
What's going on? What you doing?
307
00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,006
This film, Kevin,
308
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:44,932
will put you
309
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:48,226
in your own category.
310
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,018
One pea...
311
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,019
in one pod.
312
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,284
Yes, right. That's right.
313
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,816
One pea, one pod.
314
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,452
Hell yeah.
315
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,318
That's what
it's supposed to be, Karl.
316
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:03,334
You know what, man?
317
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:05,535
I know we just met,
but I feel like I've known you
318
00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:08,116
for a long time
because you get me.
319
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,331
I'm so sick of this...
320
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:12,748
this CG
and this green screen shit.
321
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:15,253
So what'd you think of
the story, Karl,
322
00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:16,214
about me getting--
323
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:18,593
No one watches movies
for the story.
324
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:19,510
Yeah.
325
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,430
They'll watch it
for the action...
326
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:24,472
and the nudity.
327
00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:28,601
I don't really...
328
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,444
I don't really
have any dick in my script.
329
00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:33,231
But if you want something,
330
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:34,520
you feel like
people wanna see dick,
331
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:36,073
I can add some dick.
332
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,726
- Mmm.
- I can... I'm... I'm not afraid
333
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,404
to go full frontal.
I'll do it. Right?
334
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:41,994
If that's what the people want.
335
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,119
My biggest thing though
is the action, man.
336
00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:46,156
I just don't... I don't wanna
see it coming, right?
337
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,409
- I wanna be caught off guard.
- You will shit your pants.
338
00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:49,372
What are you talking about?
339
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:50,751
We will have to
change your pants,
340
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,247
forget about the old times,
341
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:55,129
for when you shit your pants.
342
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,592
'Cause I'm scared?
343
00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:59,588
- You will shit.
- I... I will shit.
344
00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:00,880
- You will shit...
- Yeah.
345
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,473
- ...your pants.
- I'll shit my goddamn pants.
346
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:03,837
You will shit!
347
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:06,556
- I wanna shit.
- You will shit.
348
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:08,215
- All right. I wanna shit.
- You wanna shit?
349
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,563
Yeah, I will shit.
350
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:11,768
You shit your pants!
351
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,438
I'm ready
to shit my pants, Karl!
352
00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:17,728
I wanna shit my pants!
Right now!
353
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,065
When... when do we start,
so I can shit?
354
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,489
We already have.
355
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,163
There's a camera
hidden right behind you.
356
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,655
Oh...
I think I see it.
357
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,709
The little, the black, the um,
space with the black, right?
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