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Chucking yourself off, Vinnie?
You don't wanna jump off there.
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Not high enough. You'll
just bugger your legs up.
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Yeah, all right. Thanks, Ralph.
I'll bear that in my mind, mate.
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Tower block. That's what you need.
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Or a fast-moving train. See you, son.
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Or not. Come on, then! Come on!
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♪ The best things in life are free ♪
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♪ But you can give them
to the birds and bees... ♪
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♪ I need money... ♪
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'Fuck the middle class.
Fuck The Guardian.
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Fuck three holidays a year, and drinking
red wine, talking bollocks at dinner parties.
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Fuck quinoa and keenwa.
Fuck scented candles.
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You can fuck your people carriers and
your posh kids called Tilly and Tarquin.
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Fuck moisturiser, fuck
vitamins. Fuck lacrosse,
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and bloody tennis and 18
holes on a fucking Sunday.
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They call us Blair's forgotten youth.
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Kids that grow up in a
town that offered nothing.
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No opportunities, no prospects, no hope.
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But what they'll never
understand is this,
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we're not victims. We just
have a different way of living.
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It's about having your
mates, man. Having a laugh,
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and just finding a way to survive.'
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Tell me it's not looking
thinner. I can't tell.
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You can't tell if you
don't look properly, Dylan.
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It's fine. See what I mean?
You're not even looking.
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What? I looked. Didn't
I look? You were gazing!
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You are bloody glancing at
him. What's less than a glance?
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A peek or a glimpse. A
glimpse? You're glimpsing!
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Right, look properly. Check it out, see?
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You're a bit... follicly challenged.
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Fucking follicly challenged?
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Watch out! Oh, shit. What was that?
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A pheasant. Where is it? I don't know.
It's wedged in the fucking grille.
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That's not a pheasant. It's a chicken.
Why would a chicken be roaming free,
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not a pheasant? Why wouldn't
it? It's a chicken, dude.
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You can tell it's a
chicken. Look at the plumage.
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Fuck the plumage! I cannot go bald.
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They're gaining. They're not gaining.
We'll lose 'em through Jim's field.
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♪ That's what I want ♪
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♪ Give me money ♪
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♪ I want the money ♪
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♪ All I need, yeah... ♪
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Morning, lads! Morning! Morning, Jim.
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Early start, isn't it? Yeah, listen.
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If the cops turn up, you haven't
seen us. Lie to the police?
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That's perjury, that is. That's
perverting the course of justice.
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I don't know what it
is, but it's something.
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Just piss off. We're gonna go and have
a look at plants, keep our heads down.
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You scratch my back
and I'll scratch yours.
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There's a job I need done. What job?
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Shetland pony. Yeah, you might
need to elaborate. And fast, yeah?
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I need one stolen, so I can enter
the Royal Lancs Show this weekend.
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Why would you wanna do that?
There's a big purse on it.
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"Purse"? A fucking prize! Whatever!
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Purse! Who are you? Robin of Loxley?
We haven't got time for this, Jim.
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Fine. Get all your
weed plants off my farm
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and your nicked wheels
out of my chicken shed.
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Him, next door, Goldilocks.
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He's got himself a beaut.
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A mane like silk. It's
got to be better, Vin.
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That all this is? One-upmanship? Fucking
Vaslowsky? He shouldn't even be here any more!
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I voted Leave, and that cunt's
just bought a nice big baler!
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A fucking Shetland pony! We'll get one!
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Christ almighty. Let's
get the fucking hell away.
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He's a horrible little man!
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Get in, guys! Go! Go on! Hurry!
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Ow! My fucking hand! You've
done that three times this week!
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♪ Lying in the floor
I look up at the ceiling ♪
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♪ I must be dreaming... ♪
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'These are my guys. That's Dylan.
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He's been my best mate since schooling.
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We bonded over ganja and hip-hop.
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Ashley Dennings, and
Leslie Tick, AKA Cardi.
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Cardi being short for Cardiac Arrest.
He's fucking damn near useless,
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but we love the daft git.
Ashley's the complete opposite.
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He comes from a travelling family.
He can switch to extreme violence
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at a moment's notice, which makes
him handy to have around, really.'
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Fucking Shetland pony.
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'And that's me. Vincent O'Neill.
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They say I've got bipolar. I
live in a shack in the woods,
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and if that wasn't bad enough,
I'm going bald an' all.'
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Where do I find one of them? I've got the day
from hell and now I've got to find a tiny horse?
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I know. Ash.
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If your mind has just gone
"Ash, gypsy blood, horses,"
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that's pretty much racism. All right.
But do you know where to find one, though?
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Course I do. Brilliant.
Right, well, take him then.
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I'm working! Fucking take him, then.
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Where are you in all of this? I've
just said I've got the day from hell!
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I've got a million things...
I'm asking you to do one thing.
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I've got a million things!
A million things! Bollocks!
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I need to get this car to JJ. I've
gotta go to the bloody doctor's.
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The last thing I need to do
is steal a miniature horse.
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Ralph Roberts said he saw him
on a bridge, contemplating.
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Shit. Oh, crap!
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What is it? I think he's
getting his arse out again.
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Christ. Let me have a look.
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Have a look down there.
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He IS getting his arse out
again. Why does he do this, man?
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He's got the world's worst arse.
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JJ!
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It's the wrong bleedin' car! Huh? It's the
right colour and style, but the wrong year!
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You're gonna have to unsteal this. 'JJ.
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Jehan Jovani. Legitimate mechanic,
but has a side line in stolen motors.'
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This is bullshit, Vin. Why the fuck is
there a dead pheasant attached to it?
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Thank you. Pheasant. It's a chicken.
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It isn't. Oh, come on. It's a
chicken. Dude, it's a pheasant!
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It's a chicken! No, no! Stop, stop!
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I'll unsteal it. It'll have to
be later. Not later, Vinnie. Now.
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This can't stay here. I can't
get caught with this here.
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Put a cover over it. I've
gotta be somewhere. One hour.
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Please, dude, one hour.
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You're an angel. While
you've got your wings on,
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and don't get cross,
need to borrow a van.
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What kind of van? Any kind.
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As long as it's big enough to fit,
say, a kind of a... what d'you call it?
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Medium-sized horse.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
Right, well, it's that or nothing.
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Come on. Come on!
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Bacon? You've been
cooking? Yeah, I'm starving.
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What have you been told about red meat?
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It's a meat with mammal's meat...
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Right, no more Ms.
Besides, Nigel likes it.
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Nigel?
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What the fuck have you brought
a pigeon for? His sister died.
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She got decapitated in the folding deck chair.
Thought it were best he wasn't on his own.
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So, what's the plan? Where
are we gonna lift it from?
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There's a school up in
Rybrook. It's a posh place.
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Just up the hill, there's a stable
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with not one, but two Shetland ponies.
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OK, but how are we gonna
get it to go with us?
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Well, we'll need to find a rein.
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Have you ever tried to get a horse
to do something against its will?
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No, but I bet you have.
You're gonna call me a genius.
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Bet you I don't. Chloroform.
Chlo... Chloroform?
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I bought it down the pub a few
weeks back. It was really cheap.
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You get this on a rag, over
its hooter, down it goes.
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That's genius. Put the chloroform away.
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But...
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I'm coming. I'm coming.
Don't you dare come.
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I still haven't.
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All right, finish on my tits.
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Yeah, all right.
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'That's Erin. Used to be a wild child.
Shagging around, landed with a kid.
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Since then, she's really
pulled herself together.
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These days, she's a woman with a plan.'
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Half three, infants'
gate, yeah? Yeah. Hey!
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You can't forget, Dylan.
Why would I forget?
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Because... you'll meet up wi' Vinnie,
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get stoned, the usual.
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I won't forget. It's
careers night tonight.
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I'm gonna ask them about opportunities.
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It's gonna happen, Dylan.
As soon as I'm qualified,
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I'm applying for jobs
and looking for schools.
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Yeah. All right. I won't be
back till late, OK? Bye-bye.
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Love you.
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Right, he's gonna need, bath,
story, and bed, yeah? Yeah. Bye.
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Where's the car,
Vinnie? What car, Slater?
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The one you nicked this morning.
You've got the wrong man.
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I'm surprised you're out so early. I thought
you'd be balls deep in a dog somewhere by now.
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Small-time now, Vin. But
small-time leads to medium-time,
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and medium time, inevitably,
gets drawn into the big-time.
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And once you get involved
with them fuckers,
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you're gonna wish you got a job down
at the fish counter at Morrisons.
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I applied for that job. They were
looking for someone with muscles.
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Fuck off, Slater. Dick.
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What have you done this time? Oh, nothing,
but I'm sure they'll think of summat.
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All clear?
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All clear. Right, there's two of them.
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One blonde, and one white and ginger.
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Which one screams prize winner?
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The one with the biggest cock.
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Right, so...
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Who wants a little treat?
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I know I've got a good life. I've got good mates,
and it's not like shit's going wrong all the time.
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I just...
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I just can't turn my mind off.
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It just runs and runs and
runs, and never stops, man.
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You know, one minute
I'm down in the dumps,
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I can barely get meself out of bed.
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Next minute, I'm fucking up, wild
as fuck, making stupid decisions
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that affect everyone, not just me.
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You know, I do... I do
think about hurting meself.
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You know, I have suicidal thoughts. It doesn't
mean I'm bloody suicidal, though, does it?
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I just have the thoughts. Christ,
I was on a bridge last Friday!
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Ralph Roberts thought I
was tossing meself off.
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Throwing meself off.
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But what I'm trying to say is, for
as often as I think about suicide,
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I could never ever do it.
It scares the shit out of me.
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And then there's me mates.
I don't know what they...
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Am I keeping you from something?
Sorry, no. It's just, erm,
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a personal issue.
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Erm...
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So you're on quetiapine? Mm-hm.
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It helping? It doesn't help my libido.
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Can be barely bothered to rub one
out, never mind get wi' anyone.
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Well, what do you want me to do, Vin?
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I don't know. You're
the doctor, aren't you?
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Well, you can try counselling.
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Cognitive behavioural therapy. There's
a five-month waiting list for that.
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Unless you're prepared to pay. Pay?
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What? You mean, go private?
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I don't have that kind
of money, man. I...
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Give me that phone. No. Get off.
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"Netlover. Amy, 35."
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I'm pouring my heart out. You're
on a dating app, netting lovers.
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Have you tried it? It's unbelievable.
Honestly, it's changed my life.
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Look at this. This girl the
other day, she was feral.
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Look at her. Oh, she looks nice.
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My todger looks like a dog's
been at it. Look at that.
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What? Bloody hell! Come on, man!
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That looks really sore.
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And this, that's me.
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What happened? Did it bolt?
Bolt? No, it's in the van.
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In the van? I offered
it a chocolate mouse,
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and it just climbed in the back.
It's a dumb animal. Can I have one?
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Going Up The Country
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♪ I'm going up the country ♪
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♪ Tell me where you want to go... ♪
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I still say we should
have chloroformed it.
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Look, it's in the van.
Yeah, but look at...
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Oh, God. What's that?
Has it shat itself?
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Well, it's a horse.
That's what horses do.
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Oh, you dirty... Nigel!
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What the fuck is...
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One hour after work. Tommo, mate,
I can't. I've got Erin's kid.
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Bring him along. Bring him
along? To help you fit a sex swing
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in a spooky basement? Hey. Hey. 'Tommo.
228
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Handsome, crafty, unhinged. You
wouldn't want him hanging out
229
00:13:36,435 --> 00:13:38,955
He's had chlamydia more often
than he's had hot dinners.'
230
00:13:39,155 --> 00:13:42,555
It's an erotic dungeon. It's not an
erotic dungeon. Hasn't it got lice?
231
00:13:42,715 --> 00:13:45,475
Hang on. What time you got
him till? All night. Why?
232
00:13:45,595 --> 00:13:47,875
Er, are you not forgetting summat?
233
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,675
Poker match, upstairs
7:30. Count me out.
234
00:13:50,835 --> 00:13:53,075
Count you out? It's free money, mate.
235
00:13:53,275 --> 00:13:57,555
It's mine and Vinnie's money. Anyway, it's
arranged. Sandy'll look after him, won't you, Sandy?
236
00:13:57,715 --> 00:14:00,155
What's that? Babysit
Tyler tonight for Dylan.
237
00:14:00,315 --> 00:14:02,315
Boys, you know I would,
if I could. Dylan!
238
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:06,155
Dylan? Dylan. 'Eh up, Tommo.
Have you heard from Ash or Cardi?
239
00:14:06,315 --> 00:14:09,235
Radio silence. Where are they?
I've tried them 100 times.
240
00:14:09,395 --> 00:14:12,675
Probably bumming. Yeah. They'll
be bumming, won't they? Knobhead.
241
00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:15,875
They've been gone hours. Yeah,
I should've done this job meself.
242
00:14:16,035 --> 00:14:19,115
I don't know why I trust them.
Dude, just get your stuff together.
243
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,755
I'm here till three, then
I've gotta go pick up Tyler
244
00:14:21,915 --> 00:14:24,595
from school. Not any more
you're not. Hang on a second, D.
245
00:14:24,755 --> 00:14:27,195
Kath, love. You all right,
Vin? Yeah, all right, love.
246
00:14:27,355 --> 00:14:29,715
I just wonder, can I borrow
Dildo for a couple of hours?
247
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:32,355
Why do you need him? Because
I've just lost two idiots
248
00:14:32,555 --> 00:14:36,075
I sent to steal a Shetland pony. Well,
as long as it's something important.
249
00:14:36,235 --> 00:14:40,035
You got your car? Yep.
Oh, you're an angel, dude.
250
00:14:40,195 --> 00:14:43,195
If you'll help me fit a
sex swing in my dungeon.
251
00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:45,395
Every fucker wants something!
252
00:14:45,555 --> 00:14:49,755
Often, the same products are
available throughout the world.
253
00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:52,115
So, if part of the reason for travel
254
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is to explore the unique and different,
255
00:14:54,795 --> 00:14:59,755
well, then the sameness factor
is a major tourism challenge.
256
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:02,835
In a globalised marketplace...
257
00:15:02,995 --> 00:15:04,875
It's just a drink. Got a boyfriend.
258
00:15:05,035 --> 00:15:07,155
One drink. Got a son as well.
259
00:15:07,355 --> 00:15:10,995
A son? Yep. You don't
look old enough. Smooth.
260
00:15:11,115 --> 00:15:15,275
No, seriously, you don't. How old?
261
00:15:15,435 --> 00:15:18,995
Five, wasn't planned. But he's
the best mistake I ever made.
262
00:15:19,115 --> 00:15:21,475
Right.
263
00:15:21,635 --> 00:15:23,995
Put you off, does it? No.
264
00:15:24,155 --> 00:15:27,555
Well, it should. Every decision
I make has got one purpose,
265
00:15:27,715 --> 00:15:30,355
and that's to give him a better life.
266
00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:33,635
And your boyfriend,
does he fit into that?
267
00:15:33,755 --> 00:15:36,235
Dylan?
268
00:15:36,355 --> 00:15:39,395
I'm afraid so.
269
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,835
This school, is this the one
that Ash's fella taught at?
270
00:15:45,995 --> 00:15:49,235
Yeah. Poor bastard. Cranial trauma.
Reckon he'll never teach again.
271
00:15:49,355 --> 00:15:52,275
Yeah, fucking animals this family.
272
00:15:52,395 --> 00:15:54,315
I mean, come on.
273
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:57,035
Who gives a shit where anyone
sticks their dick any more?
274
00:15:57,195 --> 00:16:00,435
Know what I mean? Mm. I
have businessmen, barristers,
275
00:16:00,555 --> 00:16:03,155
brigadiers come to my place.
276
00:16:03,315 --> 00:16:06,035
Some want spanking, some
want taking up the shitter,
277
00:16:06,195 --> 00:16:09,395
I had a lovely fellow who wanted me
to lick some custard off his nuts.
278
00:16:09,555 --> 00:16:12,795
Fair do's. No. Point
being, we're mammals.
279
00:16:12,915 --> 00:16:15,075
Yeah. Creatures with urges.
280
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:18,595
Whether it's assholes,
fannies, or, you know,
281
00:16:18,755 --> 00:16:21,475
some granny's gummy cakehole.
Ugh! Dicks are gonna go
282
00:16:21,595 --> 00:16:23,515
in soft warm holes. End of.
283
00:16:23,675 --> 00:16:26,875
You're an ambassador for a
more tolerant society, Tom.
284
00:16:27,035 --> 00:16:29,835
Christ almighty. Do a left
here, will you? Right, yeah.
285
00:16:31,155 --> 00:16:33,395
Oh, bollocks.
286
00:16:33,555 --> 00:16:36,395
They haven't even took it. Maybe
they found one somewhere else.
287
00:16:36,555 --> 00:16:38,795
Like where? The cereal
aisle at Aldi? Christ.
288
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,715
Erm, all right. Sod it.
289
00:16:45,275 --> 00:16:48,435
Wait a minute, Vin. Vin,
you're not being rational. Vin!
290
00:16:48,595 --> 00:16:50,955
How are you gonna get it back to Jim's?
291
00:16:51,115 --> 00:16:53,795
Back seat. You can walk.
No, I'm picking up Tyler.
292
00:16:58,515 --> 00:17:01,075
Fucking hell. Come on, you silly sod.
293
00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:05,235
Don't fucking frighten it.
294
00:17:10,355 --> 00:17:12,315
Come on, then. What?
295
00:17:12,435 --> 00:17:14,355
Insane in the Brain
296
00:17:17,515 --> 00:17:19,995
Oi! Fucking hell! Jesus!
297
00:17:22,435 --> 00:17:26,995
Jesus!
298
00:17:29,075 --> 00:17:31,915
Are you trying to kill
us? Vinnie! Vinnie!
299
00:17:32,075 --> 00:17:35,035
No, no, no. Hey, what
the hell are you...
300
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,675
Vinnie!
301
00:17:37,835 --> 00:17:40,515
Hey, Vin, you can
leave the fucking horse.
302
00:17:40,675 --> 00:17:42,955
He's not fucking about!
303
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:47,715
Vin! Leave it!
304
00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:57,595
Fuck! What is he doing?
305
00:17:59,275 --> 00:18:00,675
Fuck me!
306
00:18:00,795 --> 00:18:03,595
Oh, hey. Now we're living.
307
00:18:03,755 --> 00:18:06,035
Nearly killed us! He was
aiming to miss. You prick!
308
00:18:06,195 --> 00:18:09,835
Oh, don't be grumpy. Hey,
Dyl. Dylan! Don't be cross.
309
00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:12,435
Sex swing.
310
00:18:12,555 --> 00:18:16,555
All right.
311
00:18:21,155 --> 00:18:23,315
Come on, come on, fuck's sake.
312
00:18:25,315 --> 00:18:29,515
You seeing anyone? Me? Christ, no. You know
what I'm like. Can't inflict this on anyone.
313
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,795
They're hardly queueing
up for a bipolar thief
314
00:18:31,915 --> 00:18:34,115
that lives in the woods.
315
00:18:34,315 --> 00:18:37,195
Do you want me to sort you out a
paid-for? So you can empty your sack?
316
00:18:37,355 --> 00:18:39,715
That's a lovely offer,
Tom. But I've no libido.
317
00:18:41,155 --> 00:18:44,115
How's business? Oh,
booming, yeah. Is it?
318
00:18:44,315 --> 00:18:48,155
They're all getting into that space
stocking now. What, to take up the carpet?
319
00:18:48,275 --> 00:18:52,075
No. Tyler Croft. Yeah. Croft.
320
00:18:52,235 --> 00:18:55,635
Sorry, yeah, the reception is bad.
You know, I'm in the hills, erm...
321
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,835
Croft!
322
00:18:58,995 --> 00:19:01,075
Yeah, I'm collecting
him, but I'm running late.
323
00:19:01,235 --> 00:19:04,515
Can you tell his teacher
I'll be there as... Fuck!
324
00:19:04,675 --> 00:19:08,715
Fuck down straight to the school.
Chill out, Anakin Skywalker.
325
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:11,395
He's five. They're not gonna
toss him out on his own.
326
00:19:11,555 --> 00:19:14,035
They'll ring Erin. Then
she'll know I've done the thing
327
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:16,195
she told me not to do. She
told you not to look for
328
00:19:16,315 --> 00:19:18,715
two morons who got lost
stealing a Shetland pony!
329
00:19:18,835 --> 00:19:20,755
She must really know you, Dylan.
330
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:23,075
Just go faster.
331
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:26,315
Why do I listen to you every time?
332
00:19:26,475 --> 00:19:29,195
I was at work, my day was
planned, and as usual, you appear,
333
00:19:29,355 --> 00:19:31,235
and you derail everything. Derail ev...
334
00:19:31,395 --> 00:19:33,355
Do you know, what's
that you've got up there?
335
00:19:33,515 --> 00:19:35,755
You've got a mind of your
own. You're here, Dylan,
336
00:19:35,915 --> 00:19:37,795
because you wanna be.
So, if you're looking
337
00:19:37,995 --> 00:19:41,195
for someone to blame, you can piss
off and blame yourself. Pissy bugger.
338
00:19:41,355 --> 00:19:43,875
Mind the bloody bend,
Tommo. Bend! Jesus!
339
00:19:48,075 --> 00:19:50,675
Bloody hell.
340
00:19:50,835 --> 00:19:53,995
It's the bloody van. Have they
crashed in the fucking hedge?
341
00:19:55,675 --> 00:19:58,795
Cardi. Whoa, whoa!
342
00:19:58,955 --> 00:20:01,235
Bloody fumes, or
summat. It's chloroform.
343
00:20:01,395 --> 00:20:03,635
If that's on their clothes,
we'll all be on the deck.
344
00:20:03,795 --> 00:20:05,755
How we gonna get them
out? Cover your face.
345
00:20:05,915 --> 00:20:08,035
Ash first. All right. I'll take Cardi.
346
00:20:08,195 --> 00:20:11,195
On your own? You'll pull your back
out. Go and get the pony. Pony?
347
00:20:11,395 --> 00:20:14,315
We still need the horse. I'm
supposed to be at Tyler's school!
348
00:20:14,435 --> 00:20:17,115
Pony! Dude, he's breathing weird.
349
00:20:17,315 --> 00:20:20,755
His jeans will have to come off. Right,
I'll get his jeans off. You get Cardi.
350
00:20:24,795 --> 00:20:28,115
All right, dude. Sorry
about this. Whoa, whoa.
351
00:20:28,235 --> 00:20:30,235
What? What? Blood and sand, dude!
352
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:33,515
Jesus Christ! What? His knob's massive.
353
00:20:33,675 --> 00:20:35,875
Did you know? What? No, I didn't know.
354
00:20:35,995 --> 00:20:37,995
Did YOU know? Of course.
355
00:20:38,115 --> 00:20:40,915
How? I just knew.
356
00:20:43,315 --> 00:20:45,275
We're gonna need an ambulance.
357
00:20:57,275 --> 00:20:59,235
Thanks
358
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:03,155
I was on my way, right? I swear to you.
359
00:21:03,315 --> 00:21:06,795
I was on my way, and then we
swerved. We almost hit a horse.
360
00:21:06,955 --> 00:21:09,915
That is when we found the others,
and I couldn't just leave them,
361
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:11,955
they were in a bad way.
362
00:21:12,115 --> 00:21:15,275
Will you please, please go to college?
363
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:20,075
Go back to careers night,
cos I will stay here, I swear.
364
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:22,475
What are you so afraid of?
365
00:21:22,635 --> 00:21:27,235
Achieving something? Actually
participating in the world? What?
366
00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:31,315
Maybe I just like getting
stoned and stealing things.
367
00:21:31,475 --> 00:21:34,435
Oh, fine. Fine, you tell yourself that.
368
00:21:34,595 --> 00:21:36,475
Tell yourself that's
all you're capable of.
369
00:21:36,635 --> 00:21:39,435
There's a smart brain in there,
Dylan. You do nothing with it.
370
00:21:39,595 --> 00:21:41,475
YOU play six games of
poker simultaneously!
371
00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:45,315
Oh, fuck off. It's a joke.
Erin, what am I supposed to do?
372
00:21:46,675 --> 00:21:48,635
Eh? What? Put a suit on?
373
00:21:48,795 --> 00:21:51,475
Go tap a keyboard in some
fucking industrial estate,
374
00:21:51,635 --> 00:21:54,795
and what? Chat crap with
Martin from accounts.
375
00:21:54,955 --> 00:21:56,835
Martin, how are you doing? Good weekend?
376
00:21:57,035 --> 00:22:00,515
Did you watch the footie? Fuck you.
Don't make me out to be the sensible one,
377
00:22:00,675 --> 00:22:04,075
all right? I'm not telling you
to go and put a suit on, am I?
378
00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:07,835
But stealing cars and tiny
horses... Really, Dylan?
379
00:22:07,955 --> 00:22:09,875
What? Is that your career, is it?
380
00:22:11,355 --> 00:22:13,435
You know what? You're
gonna end up in prison.
381
00:22:13,595 --> 00:22:16,235
You are. Or the next time you'll swerve,
382
00:22:16,395 --> 00:22:19,595
hit a fucking wall and I'm gonna
bury next to your stupid mate.
383
00:22:21,555 --> 00:22:24,155
I'm worried about him. Why?
384
00:22:24,315 --> 00:22:28,995
If we leave... WHEN we leave... Mm.
385
00:22:29,155 --> 00:22:31,875
..who is gonna look after
him? He'll survive, Dylan.
386
00:22:31,995 --> 00:22:34,075
Yeah? Yeah.
387
00:22:34,235 --> 00:22:37,275
Then why has he been seen
on the edge of a bridge?
388
00:22:39,715 --> 00:22:42,315
All right. And so, what?
389
00:22:42,475 --> 00:22:45,795
What are we gonna do? We're
gonna stay here forever, are we?
390
00:22:45,955 --> 00:22:48,675
You can't dedicate your
life to Vinnie-watch, Dylan.
391
00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:52,435
He might be on the bridge because you
told him you're thinking about leaving!
392
00:22:52,595 --> 00:22:55,875
No, that's shit. Is it? He's bipolar!
393
00:22:56,035 --> 00:22:58,635
He's on meds, he doesn't...
He doesn't need you, Dylan.
394
00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:02,555
He WANTS you. Having you around
stops him thinking about his own life.
395
00:23:04,475 --> 00:23:07,675
You endorse each other. Look, just...
396
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:12,435
..go to college, all
right? Come on, I'm here.
397
00:23:12,595 --> 00:23:16,435
And I will not leave this
house, all right? I promise.
398
00:23:18,955 --> 00:23:20,915
Come on.
399
00:23:21,035 --> 00:23:23,275
Come on.
400
00:23:23,475 --> 00:23:28,075
Get Dylan at tat card game tonight. He's playing
me wi' our money, and I need them winnings. Mm.
401
00:23:28,275 --> 00:23:30,875
I need him, too, but you heard
him earlier having a go at me.
402
00:23:31,075 --> 00:23:34,275
There's a big purse, Vin.
He's the best player there is.
403
00:23:34,435 --> 00:23:37,035
Purse. What is with everyone
and the word "purse"?
404
00:23:37,195 --> 00:23:39,595
Listen, I'll do my
best... All right, Vin?
405
00:23:43,395 --> 00:23:45,635
You all right? You all right, Geoff?
406
00:23:47,995 --> 00:23:50,395
How's your mum? Oh,
she's over the worst now.
407
00:23:50,515 --> 00:23:52,435
Thanks for asking.
408
00:23:54,355 --> 00:23:57,475
All right, well, send her
my love. I will. Good stuff.
409
00:23:59,075 --> 00:24:01,635
So...
410
00:24:01,795 --> 00:24:04,875
Is that your horse in the yard? I...
411
00:24:04,995 --> 00:24:07,555
Geoffrey, that one's spoken for.
412
00:24:10,835 --> 00:24:12,795
Cheeky bastard.
413
00:24:19,515 --> 00:24:21,475
Eh?
414
00:24:23,075 --> 00:24:25,035
It's blonde. So?
415
00:24:25,195 --> 00:24:28,835
So, I didn't ask you to
steal a blonde one, did I?
416
00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:32,555
No, dickhead, you didn't specify. You
said, "Steal me a pony." So, there.
417
00:24:32,715 --> 00:24:35,315
The owner's gonna
recognise it a mile off.
418
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,995
I don't know what to tell you.
You said, "Steal me a pony."
419
00:24:38,115 --> 00:24:40,915
So, I got you one. Bloody hell.
420
00:24:41,035 --> 00:24:43,115
Hang on.
421
00:24:43,235 --> 00:24:45,155
I've got an idea.
422
00:24:47,395 --> 00:24:51,075
"Lose The Grey"? I couldn't
shift the bloody stuff.
423
00:24:54,755 --> 00:24:56,715
Fuck's sake.
424
00:24:56,835 --> 00:24:58,995
I'm doing all right.
425
00:24:59,155 --> 00:25:01,035
You got to get right under the layers.
426
00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:04,315
The devil's in the detail.
You fucking missed a bit.
427
00:25:04,475 --> 00:25:07,635
Don't like being behind it. I
think this is gonna bloody work!
428
00:25:07,795 --> 00:25:10,555
This is well gonna work. Don't
miss anything under the legs.
429
00:25:10,715 --> 00:25:13,475
There's not, like, a surplus
of tiny horses knocking around.
430
00:25:13,635 --> 00:25:15,955
It's a Shetland pony, not a horse!
431
00:25:16,075 --> 00:25:17,995
There we go.
432
00:25:23,275 --> 00:25:25,315
Look, look, I've told
you I'll cover for you.
433
00:25:25,475 --> 00:25:27,715
No! Well, you're gonna
make enough in one night
434
00:25:27,875 --> 00:25:30,595
to see you and Erin right
for a month. I gave my word!
435
00:25:30,755 --> 00:25:33,595
Yeah, you did. You gave your
word. You gave your word to Tommo
436
00:25:33,755 --> 00:25:36,195
and you gave your word to me.
I've got a hole in my roof!
437
00:25:36,315 --> 00:25:38,315
Huh? I've got a fucking hole.
438
00:25:38,475 --> 00:25:41,755
I'm sleeping in a bloody sou'wester
long johns. I look ridiculous.
439
00:25:41,955 --> 00:25:45,235
Listen to logic, right? Erin's
out till what, ten o'clock, yeah?
440
00:25:45,395 --> 00:25:48,075
Yeah. Tyler's gonna be
in bed, isn't he? Yeah.
441
00:25:48,235 --> 00:25:51,115
And you're gonna be sat downstairs
watching bollocks on YouTube.
442
00:25:51,315 --> 00:25:55,115
So, if I'm sat downstairs watching
bollocks on YouTube, what's the difference?
443
00:25:56,715 --> 00:26:00,515
No. AS long as you're back before
she is, what's the difference, Dylan?
444
00:26:00,675 --> 00:26:03,795
No! Mate, no means no, all
right? I'm hanging up the phone.
445
00:26:03,995 --> 00:26:08,075
No, no, Dylan. Don't hang up the phone.
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have shouted.
446
00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:12,475
How about this? I'll ring Big Sandy,
and I'll see if she can babysit.
447
00:26:12,675 --> 00:26:17,315
She can't, and even if she could,
no. Vin, mate, you're doing that thing
448
00:26:17,475 --> 00:26:19,635
where you don't think
about anyone but yourself.
449
00:26:19,755 --> 00:26:21,675
Think of anyone but mys...
450
00:26:21,835 --> 00:26:25,315
Dylan, I'm trying to make you money!
I'm trying to make you the money!
451
00:26:25,475 --> 00:26:27,395
I said, "I'll do it, I'll count cards."
452
00:26:27,555 --> 00:26:29,595
I can fucking bluff. I can do all that.
453
00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:32,355
And when I fucking win,
which I absolutely will,
454
00:26:32,515 --> 00:26:35,555
you're getting zilch.
Fuck all. Sweet FA, dude.
455
00:26:35,715 --> 00:26:39,595
So, don't come pissing and whinging
to me when you and Erin are skint.
456
00:26:39,755 --> 00:26:42,475
Fuck. Urgh!
457
00:26:47,155 --> 00:26:49,515
JJ, what's going on? Oh,
just shut it, all right.
458
00:26:49,675 --> 00:26:51,995
I've had the police
round. Get them wheels out!
459
00:26:52,115 --> 00:26:54,075
All right. It's just...
460
00:26:54,235 --> 00:26:57,275
Dude, it's been a nightmare
day. Have you diverted them?
461
00:26:57,435 --> 00:27:00,675
Yes. But just get it. Get
me the one I asked for.
462
00:27:00,835 --> 00:27:04,555
I will. They've sent me to
drink, Vinnie, fucking drink.
463
00:27:04,675 --> 00:27:06,595
JJ?
464
00:27:11,435 --> 00:27:13,395
Fuck!
465
00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:41,595
You all right, Dyl?
What can I get you gents?
466
00:27:41,715 --> 00:27:44,235
Vincent O'Neill.
467
00:27:44,395 --> 00:27:46,875
Who? I said I'm looking
for Vincent O'Neill.
468
00:27:46,995 --> 00:27:48,915
Do you know where he is?
469
00:27:49,035 --> 00:27:51,715
No. Skinny lad, receding hairline.
470
00:27:51,835 --> 00:27:53,755
We need to find him.
471
00:27:54,995 --> 00:27:57,035
All right? Two rules.
472
00:27:57,195 --> 00:28:00,355
Don't eat anything and
don't smoke indoors, and...
473
00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:05,795
..do not take your shoes
off, cos that stink lingers.
474
00:28:09,555 --> 00:28:11,515
That's three rules.
475
00:28:11,635 --> 00:28:13,955
♪ I don't feel that way ♪
476
00:28:15,195 --> 00:28:22,115
♪ And slowly you've
forgiven me forever... ♪
477
00:28:27,075 --> 00:28:29,915
Who were they? They
work for Terence McCann.
478
00:28:30,075 --> 00:28:34,075
Who? Terence McCann,
businessman, in inverted commas.
479
00:28:34,195 --> 00:28:36,115
Apparently, he isn't very happy,
480
00:28:36,275 --> 00:28:38,875
because one of his daughter's
ponies has been stolen.
481
00:28:38,995 --> 00:28:41,155
Shit. Vinnie.
482
00:29:05,795 --> 00:29:09,115
JJ? I've unstolen it, man. I've
got to get you the old one tomorrow.
483
00:29:09,275 --> 00:29:11,675
Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie.
There's a problem.
484
00:29:11,835 --> 00:29:15,355
All right, that fucking pony.
You have to give it back. What?
485
00:29:15,555 --> 00:29:18,635
It belongs to Terence McCann. Now
he said... Terence McFucking...
486
00:29:18,835 --> 00:29:22,115
Who the fuck... Hang on a minute.
A call coming through here.
487
00:29:22,235 --> 00:29:23,915
All right.
488
00:29:25,795 --> 00:29:28,315
Jim, what's going on man?
I've just seen a flashlight
489
00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:31,195
heading down the path
towards your shack, Vin.
490
00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:34,155
You wanna check you haven't
got visitors. Oh, shit.
491
00:29:35,715 --> 00:29:37,709
All right, I'm on my way.
492
00:29:37,710 --> 00:29:40,070
Don't Believe A Word
493
00:29:50,030 --> 00:29:52,350
♪ Don't believe me if I tell you ♪
494
00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:56,590
♪ Not a word of this is true ♪
495
00:29:57,990 --> 00:30:00,470
♪ Don't believe me if I tell you ♪
496
00:30:00,630 --> 00:30:03,790
♪ Especially if I tell
you I'm in love with you ♪
497
00:30:03,910 --> 00:30:06,150
♪ Don't believe me if I tell you ♪
498
00:30:07,470 --> 00:30:09,870
♪ That I wrote this song for you ♪
499
00:30:11,190 --> 00:30:14,790
♪ There just might be some
other silly pretty girl ♪
500
00:30:14,910 --> 00:30:16,830
♪ I'm singing to ♪
501
00:30:18,070 --> 00:30:21,070
♪ Don't believe a word ♪
502
00:30:21,190 --> 00:30:23,630
♪ For words are so easily spoken ♪
503
00:30:25,270 --> 00:30:28,190
♪ And your heart is
just like that promise ♪
504
00:30:28,310 --> 00:30:30,710
♪ Made to be broken... ♪
505
00:30:52,550 --> 00:30:54,630
Nine. Three of a kind.
506
00:31:11,710 --> 00:31:13,630
Shit!
507
00:31:42,710 --> 00:31:45,470
All right, I'm armed. I
don't want any trouble.
508
00:32:14,510 --> 00:32:16,590
Dad!
509
00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:20,550
You're going a bit thin there, son! Eh?
510
00:32:21,830 --> 00:32:25,670
Piss off. What, she thrown
you out again, has she? No.
511
00:32:25,790 --> 00:32:29,030
I just got early release. Oh.
512
00:32:36,510 --> 00:32:39,670
Mm.
513
00:32:42,710 --> 00:32:45,390
I've got to go, but I'll see
you later. See you tomorrow.
514
00:32:57,110 --> 00:32:59,070
Fuck's sake!
515
00:33:02,110 --> 00:33:04,990
Didn't know you had a
unicycle. All right, Jake?
516
00:33:06,230 --> 00:33:08,950
Lift? Throw the bike in the back?
517
00:33:09,110 --> 00:33:12,110
Er, no, you're all right.
I'll get a bus. It's fine.
518
00:33:12,230 --> 00:33:14,350
I've got a Duran Duran CD.
519
00:33:17,030 --> 00:33:19,750
Dad's car.
520
00:33:19,870 --> 00:33:21,790
Yeah, OK. All right, thank you.
521
00:33:22,910 --> 00:33:25,390
What the hell's going on,
Dyl? It's not my night.
522
00:33:25,550 --> 00:33:27,830
Make it your night. You're
better than these twats.
523
00:33:27,950 --> 00:33:30,230
Look, mate. I can't focus.
524
00:33:30,390 --> 00:33:32,270
You're losing a lot
of money, sweetheart.
525
00:33:32,430 --> 00:33:35,310
More importantly, yeah,
you're losing MY money.
526
00:33:35,470 --> 00:33:37,590
What do you want me
to say? You don't exist
527
00:33:37,710 --> 00:33:39,990
outside this room, Dylan.
528
00:33:40,150 --> 00:33:44,190
Now sit the fuck back down and
do what you do best, all right?
529
00:33:46,030 --> 00:33:47,990
There's a good lad.
530
00:33:49,390 --> 00:33:53,270
♪ Wild boys never lose it ♪
531
00:33:53,390 --> 00:33:57,830
♪ Wild boys never chose this way ♪
532
00:33:57,950 --> 00:34:01,790
♪ Wild boys never close your eyes ♪
533
00:34:01,910 --> 00:34:06,190
♪ Wild boys always... ♪
534
00:34:06,310 --> 00:34:08,510
Sing it.
535
00:34:08,710 --> 00:34:11,630
♪ Shine! You know it! ♪
536
00:34:18,870 --> 00:34:22,150
Oh, hey, how's it going, mate?
537
00:34:24,590 --> 00:34:27,390
Where am I? Oh, I've had
to take you out for a bit,
538
00:34:27,550 --> 00:34:30,150
but I'm sorry, I'm
gonna take you home now.
539
00:34:30,270 --> 00:34:33,630
Who lives there? I live there.
540
00:34:33,790 --> 00:34:37,270
Can I go inside? No, not really.
I've gotta get you home, dude.
541
00:34:37,430 --> 00:34:39,870
Please! There's a fat,
bald monster in there.
542
00:34:40,030 --> 00:34:42,430
You're not gonna like it. Oh, please!
543
00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:51,470
Yeah, go on. Five minutes.
We're not staying long, you know.
544
00:34:53,390 --> 00:34:56,670
So, this is home, is it? For now, yeah.
545
00:34:57,750 --> 00:35:00,910
Let's just say it doesn't
feature in the master plan.
546
00:35:01,070 --> 00:35:03,550
Looks all right. There's
thousands of towns
547
00:35:03,710 --> 00:35:07,030
like this all over the
country, getting by.
548
00:35:07,150 --> 00:35:09,350
No-one gives a shit about them...
549
00:35:09,470 --> 00:35:11,030
..until it turns into the Wild West.
550
00:35:11,190 --> 00:35:13,990
I want my son to know
different. Know what I mean?
551
00:35:14,910 --> 00:35:16,870
Fancy continuing this dissection
552
00:35:17,030 --> 00:35:19,510
of societal disintegration over a pint?
553
00:35:19,630 --> 00:35:22,070
You're not easily put off, are you?
554
00:35:24,350 --> 00:35:27,150
No, I need to get back.
Dylan's looking after Tyler.
555
00:35:28,470 --> 00:35:30,830
You've got a boyfriend.
You've got a son.
556
00:35:30,950 --> 00:35:33,110
So, best friends?
557
00:35:35,870 --> 00:35:37,830
All right, one pint. One.
558
00:35:37,990 --> 00:35:41,230
Aren't you scared being out
here on your own at night?
559
00:35:41,390 --> 00:35:45,310
No, am I 'eck! I love
being out here in the woods.
560
00:35:45,470 --> 00:35:48,270
The woods is the only place I
can get a bit of bloody peace.
561
00:35:48,390 --> 00:35:50,310
Can I bring my mum here?
562
00:35:50,470 --> 00:35:53,750
Course you can. You can bring her
anytime you want. Yeah, course.
563
00:35:54,870 --> 00:35:57,670
My mum can bounce an egg on her head.
564
00:35:57,830 --> 00:36:00,670
Can she really? Yeah. No,
she can't. Can she really?
565
00:36:01,750 --> 00:36:04,630
My God. That's some bloody
skill, innit? I can't.
566
00:36:05,790 --> 00:36:07,750
I love your mum.
567
00:36:10,190 --> 00:36:13,870
She's an eggs-traordinary woman.
568
00:36:14,030 --> 00:36:17,510
What's your mum like? My mum,
she's not around any more.
569
00:36:18,950 --> 00:36:21,310
Is she dead? No, she's not dead.
570
00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:24,670
She just went away when
I was little. Like my dad?
571
00:36:24,790 --> 00:36:26,710
Yeah, yeah.
572
00:36:27,790 --> 00:36:29,990
Even though I hope she'll
come back, you know.
573
00:36:32,910 --> 00:36:34,830
I think that's why I stay in this town.
574
00:36:39,070 --> 00:36:42,430
So if she does come back, you know,
she might know where to find me.
575
00:36:49,470 --> 00:36:51,670
I like the funny dog.
576
00:36:51,790 --> 00:36:53,750
Oh, thanks.
577
00:36:56,110 --> 00:37:02,150
It's an owl. All right, Kath?
Can I have a pint of lager
578
00:37:02,270 --> 00:37:03,750
and a pint of Guinness, please?
579
00:37:03,910 --> 00:37:06,910
For your new fella?
No, he's a college mate.
580
00:37:07,030 --> 00:37:09,630
I believe ya. A thousand wouldn't.
581
00:37:09,830 --> 00:37:13,550
Mind you, it'd be a bold move bringing
your fancy man in your own local. Mm-hm.
582
00:37:13,710 --> 00:37:15,590
Especially with them lot all upstairs.
583
00:37:17,430 --> 00:37:20,310
What lot? Poker game. Dylan's in there.
584
00:37:31,910 --> 00:37:34,670
Wanker. What? Wait!
585
00:37:38,670 --> 00:37:40,750
Erin! Erin!
586
00:37:40,910 --> 00:37:43,990
Erin, Erin. Wait! Erin, Tyler's fine.
587
00:37:44,150 --> 00:37:47,230
Vinnie's looking after him.
He's safe. They're home.
588
00:37:49,990 --> 00:37:51,950
You wanna buy some chloroform?
589
00:37:53,590 --> 00:37:56,430
♪ But it's all I've ever known ♪
590
00:37:56,590 --> 00:38:01,350
- He's looking after 'em!
- ♪ And when I sleep, I sleep alone ♪
591
00:38:04,630 --> 00:38:10,550
♪ Alone ♪
592
00:38:12,870 --> 00:38:14,830
♪ Alone... ♪
593
00:38:25,510 --> 00:38:27,430
Good evening? Shit.
594
00:38:29,110 --> 00:38:32,030
You? Terrible. What happened?
595
00:38:36,750 --> 00:38:38,790
Vinnie. Erin.
596
00:38:39,950 --> 00:38:43,230
Thanks for minding him for
me. Oh, it's my pleasure.
597
00:38:45,430 --> 00:38:48,150
Can we have a minute?
598
00:38:52,710 --> 00:38:55,310
Listen, it's my fault, you
know. I shouldn't have done -
599
00:38:55,470 --> 00:38:58,430
It's not, it's not. It's
his, cos he listens to you.
600
00:39:00,510 --> 00:39:02,790
There's three of us in this.
601
00:39:03,910 --> 00:39:05,830
In this relationship. Well,
602
00:39:05,990 --> 00:39:08,070
if there is, I'm the one
getting the least sex.
603
00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:12,750
I'm not saying it's you or me, Vin, OK?
604
00:39:13,990 --> 00:39:15,950
I'll never make that threat.
605
00:39:16,110 --> 00:39:18,110
But one day soon, I
will leave with Tyler,
606
00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:20,150
and I won't be coming back.
607
00:39:21,230 --> 00:39:23,310
And he needs to decide
what life he wants.
608
00:39:32,510 --> 00:39:35,110
I'm glad to see you both awake.
609
00:39:35,270 --> 00:39:37,670
How you feeling? Terrible. Heartbroken.
610
00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:42,190
Nigel. Never mind bloody Nigel.
611
00:39:42,390 --> 00:39:45,590
Honest to God, he's a bird and he's
free now, so just be happy for him.
612
00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:48,270
Fucking chloroform!
It's his stupid fault!
613
00:39:48,430 --> 00:39:50,870
If he'd let me do the horse,
this wouldn't have happened.
614
00:39:51,030 --> 00:39:53,390
Yeah, it's my fault. When
are they gonna let you out?
615
00:39:53,550 --> 00:39:56,310
A few days. Apparently, it takes
a while to leave the system,
616
00:39:56,470 --> 00:39:59,870
but you know what they say
about convalescence. Fresh air.
617
00:40:00,030 --> 00:40:02,750
Get up. No, get off! I'm sick! No!
618
00:40:02,870 --> 00:40:05,070
No, don't touch me, I'm sick!
619
00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:20,910
♪ Big tings running through my mind ♪
620
00:40:21,070 --> 00:40:23,350
♪ I think know about them all the time ♪
621
00:40:23,510 --> 00:40:25,950
♪ I'm gonna do my ting
the way I wanna do it ♪
622
00:40:26,070 --> 00:40:28,110
♪ And everything will be all right ♪
623
00:40:28,230 --> 00:40:30,990
♪ Big tings burning up my soul ♪
624
00:40:31,110 --> 00:40:33,510
♪ I think I'm about to lose control ♪
625
00:40:33,670 --> 00:40:36,150
♪ Do I tell myself
that I can get through it? ♪
626
00:40:36,270 --> 00:40:37,910
♪ Maybe I'll never know ♪
627
00:40:38,710 --> 00:40:40,830
♪ Big tings all in my brain ♪
628
00:40:40,950 --> 00:40:44,750
♪ Big tings got me
again, whoa-oa-oa ♪
629
00:40:45,670 --> 00:40:47,950
♪ Whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪
630
00:40:48,830 --> 00:40:51,150
♪ Big tings gonna have their way ♪
631
00:40:51,270 --> 00:40:53,710
♪ I think about them every day... ♪
632
00:40:58,710 --> 00:41:02,430
Your pony's a cunt. YOUR pony's a cunt.
633
00:41:03,510 --> 00:41:05,230
♪ Whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪
634
00:41:05,350 --> 00:41:07,910
♪ Whoa-oa-oa-oa! ♪
635
00:41:08,630 --> 00:41:10,590
Good lad.
636
00:41:14,910 --> 00:41:17,190
Go on, Jim. Vincent O'Neill?
637
00:41:21,230 --> 00:41:25,990
Who's asking? Terence McCann.
Wants to discuss small horses.
638
00:41:27,550 --> 00:41:30,590
You must have the wrong lad. I
don't know what you're talking about.
639
00:41:30,750 --> 00:41:34,150
Have it your way. A word to the wise...
640
00:41:34,270 --> 00:41:36,030
He's not a man to make an enemy of.
641
00:41:40,510 --> 00:41:44,950
'Sometimes it's only later when you look
back, you realise when the turning point came.
642
00:41:46,030 --> 00:41:48,190
The moment in your life
when everything changed.
643
00:41:49,310 --> 00:41:52,550
For me, for us. Christ, for all of us.
644
00:41:53,870 --> 00:41:56,310
It was stealing a blonde Shetland pony
645
00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:58,350
from a xenophobic father.'
646
00:42:07,630 --> 00:42:09,270
One minute you can be there,
647
00:42:09,430 --> 00:42:12,030
It's Big Sandy. What about
her? ..next minute, you're gone.
648
00:42:12,190 --> 00:42:14,190
How am I gonna lift
her? I'm on my own today!
649
00:42:14,350 --> 00:42:16,510
Get the fat fuck moved!
..her funeral. On it.
650
00:42:16,670 --> 00:42:18,910
I don't want her beaten
up. Just a straight message.
651
00:42:19,590 --> 00:42:22,510
In the future you'll roll up
a couple of fat ones and...
652
00:42:22,670 --> 00:42:24,550
Where are they? I don't know. Ow!
653
00:42:26,510 --> 00:42:31,150
What the fuck are you doing down
here? There's been a t-t-tiny hiccup.
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