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[soft music]
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- The gifted young lady
didn't know what to do.
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Should she fly off to Hollywood
for the big audition?
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Or should she stay in Toledo
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for a high-school production
of "Damn Yankees?"
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So she asked her father.
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And her father replied,
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"What do you think
is the right decision?"
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And she answered...
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all:
I think I made a commitment...
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So I probably can't break that.
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- Yes, children!
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- But what
about the big audition?
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- Why, she taped it herself
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and mailed it off
to Los Angeles.
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Eh, it was a long shot.
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But if you don't dream...
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all: You'll never know
if your dreams can happen.
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And when Kevin Williamson
from the WB received the tape,
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he knew he had found his star.
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And the tomboy,
best-friend role
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of little Joey Potter
on "Dawson's Creek"
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would be played
by Toledo's very own
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Katie Holmes.
all: Yay!
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[Ramones'"Listen to My Heart"]
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- One, two, three, four!
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- ♪ Next time,I'll listen to my heart ♪
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♪ Next time,well, I'll be smart ♪
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♪
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- Good morning, Whitlock,
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and a happy Katie Holmes
Day Eve to you all.
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Tomorrow nightthe city of Toledo
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will hold the annualKatie Holmes Day Pageant.
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Please donate any items youcan for the rummage sale.
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All proceeds goto the local orphanage.
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And as always, dream big.
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Katie did.
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- Are you sure you want
to give your boys away?
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- I think they're
worth a bunch.
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So who am I to keep
this from happening?
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- Oh.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
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Katie provides.
[chuckles]
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[upbeat folk music]
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♪
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♪ See the Katie,
hear her sing ♪
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♪ In every musical,
fall and spring ♪
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♪ She had a commitment
she couldn't break ♪
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♪ So she sent a tape
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♪
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- I can't believe it's
already Katie Holmes Eve.
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I barely slept last night.
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- Oh, me neither!
I knutted all night.
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- Don't you mean knit?
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- Yeah, past tense.
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You don't say,
"I digged a hole."
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Anyway, I could not sleep.
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And so I knutted for hours.
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And usually when I knut, you
know, I fall straight asleep.
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But I was so excited,
I just knutted again.
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- Sounds like me this weekend.
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- I don't get it.
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- Good morning, everybody.
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Hey, where do I drop off
these donations?
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- Oh, I'll take those.
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- Yeah?
Great.
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- Whoa, "Pieces of April."
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Nice.
- Oh.
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- Very on-brand for our
Katie Holmes Day rummage sale.
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- What do you mean--
No. This is a real thing?
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Katie Holmes Day?
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You're t--so all of Toledo
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is just sort of unironically
celebrating an actress
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who's face, you know,
to be quite honest,
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I have trouble remembering?
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She's just like a--like a...
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an adorable white girl
with like a...
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you know, just a face
and hair and eyes.
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- Yeah, that's her.
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- Oh, my God.
That's right.
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You've been gone 20 years.
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You don't know anything
about Katie Holmes Day.
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It's--it's a celebration
of--of dream and wonder.
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You're gonna hate it.
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- Happy Katie Holmes Day Eve,
Jack.
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[all chuckling]
- Yeah.
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- Listen, I need the keys
to the driver's ed car.
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It's the base for the float
in our Katie Holmes Day parade.
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The student council
made a replica
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out of papier-mâché
of the Buick
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that Katie drove
in high school.
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- Well, you know,
the driver's ed car is a Buick,
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so you could just drive that.
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[all laughing]
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- [laughing]
That's so funny, Jack.
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Hers was a '94
with a dent in the hood.
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- The 2007 Buick
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does not represent
Katie's humble beginnings.
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[all laughing]
- Okay.
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- A Holmes on your head.
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- Nope.
- Oh.
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[phone ringing]
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- Whitlock High?
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It's Mayor Wade CupsofCabbage.
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- I'll take it in my office.
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[suspenseful music]
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Mayor CupsofCabbage.
Hey--
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Yes, you--you want me to be
in the--in the pageant?
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[mouthing words]
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Yes--yes, it would be an honor
to play Kevin Williamson,
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the man who launched
Katie Holmes's career.
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And I will not
let you down this time.
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[phone receiver clatters]
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He's giving me a second chance.
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- Yes!
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- What if I choke?
- You can do this, Ralph.
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I believe in you.
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It is just one line.
It's ten words.
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"Hello, Katie.
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You are Joey Potter.
Welcome to 'Dawson's Creek.'"
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You need to immerse yourself
in this character.
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For the next 24 hours,
you're gonna be
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a Hollywood slick hotshot.
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- I don't know.
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Unless...
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♪
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California Raisin.
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- Oh!
I've got goose bumps!
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Make me famous, Mr. Producer.
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♪
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- All right.
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Go ahead and shut
all the way up.
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Where's my garbage?
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- We're using it
as a bucket of fate.
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- Yeah, in one bucket,
there's sweet pudding,
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representing
a tasty dream come true.
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And in the other, a baby crab--
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its pinchers,
a stark reminder
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that chasing your dreams
can hurt.
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- Got it.
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- Sweet chocolate pudding!
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Papa's gonna be
a backup singer for Lizzo!
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[cheers and applause]
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- [laughs]
Guys.
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Ah, I got to say.
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This holiday is, uh--
and I don't say this lightly--
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bonkers.
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- Point, counterpoint,
Mr. Griffin,
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it's actually not.
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- Yeah.
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At 8:47 tomorrow night,
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you kiss someone
on the forehead
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because that's when Katie had
the talk with her wise dad
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which he ended
with a forehead kiss.
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- Right.
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- The entire holiday culminates
in a glorious pageant.
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I've always wanted
to play Katie Holmes,
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and I think this is the year.
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- Oh.
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And we make wish lists
addressed
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to Katie in Hollywood,
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put them in our shoes,
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and leave them
in our front porches.
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- And the next morning,
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there's a fresh blueberry
muffin in each shoe.
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- So shoe muffins.
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Got it.
Yeah.
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And you all do this?
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- Oh.
Not me.
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I don't celebrate
Katie Holmes Day.
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- Oh, finally, a sane person.
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- My family celebrates
Jamie Farr Day.
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My dad says that's Toledo's
original top celebrity.
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- So there's also a Klinger
from "MASH" holiday.
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- A world without
Katie Holmes Day
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is a world
I don't want to live in.
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- I like the sound of that.
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Tell me more
of these traditions.
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[dramatic music]
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♪
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- Sorry I'm late.
- Damn, girl.
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A 55-inch flat screen TV?
- Oh--
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- That is gonna bring in
so much money.
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Forget porridge.
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Those orphans
are about to have some
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R-r-r-r-regular soup.
- Okay!
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- Uh, actually, this is--
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- A gift from an angel.
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- [exhales awkwardly]
That is so sweet.
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But it--it's not a big deal.
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- And she's humble.
- Mm.
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- Amazing.
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Mommy Warbucks.
- Mm-hmm.
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A regular Mother Toledo.
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- Oh.
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- [cackling]
Yes.
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Yeah--oh, good.
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Very good.
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Yes.
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- I'd like to believe
you have a genuine interest
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in this beloved holiday,
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but your maniacal cackling
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has made me fear you're
planning something nefarious.
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- Your fears are...
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completely founded.
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- Oh, I just thought
of another tradition.
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It's the one where people
who don't love the holiday
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just don't participate,
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and let the ones that really
[bleep] love it enjoy it.
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- Can we swear now?
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[cell phone vibrating]
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- Oh, shut up. Shut up.
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Shut up, everybody. Shut up.
[phone continues vibrating]
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Oh, Mayor CupsofCabbage,
what a pleasant surprise.
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I'm sorry.
Come again.
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And a-a third time,
'cause it's insane.
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I see.
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[straining]
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- I don't think
that's coming off.
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- That dumb-ass mayor cast me
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as the lame WB assistant
in the stupid pageant
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for the sixth year in a row.
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- Well, to be fair, you do give
off strong assistant vibes.
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- Just once I want to be Katie
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and say the big final line.
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It's bullshit.
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- That's one A-word,
one F-word,
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and one B-S-H word.
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- Guys, Marissa's right,
all right?
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This holiday
is a complete sham.
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- Mr. Griffin,
is it fair to say
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that you have an especially
large chip on your shoulder
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because a Toledoan
from your peer group
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went on to achieve her dreams
and you're, you know, here?
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- No, Marcus.
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My problem is that
you all believe
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a doe-eyed actress can make
your dreams come true.
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It doesn't work that way.
W-w-watch.
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Please, Katie Holmes,
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let me spend five more minutes
with my dead mother.
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[soft music]
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Did she--is she here?
My mother, is she here?
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Oh, she isn't? Yeah--
No, Because it doesn't work.
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- Well, give her time.
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She has thousands
of homes to visit.
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- Marissa...
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we're gonna destroy
Katie Holmes Day.
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- Holy shit ass dick fart.
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.
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[dramatic music]
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♪
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[engine turning over]
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- Let's do this.
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♪
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[school bell ringing]
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- Ralph, the football team
wants real energy drinks.
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00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,860
They figured out that
Gatorade Clear's just water.
261
00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:55,929
- That's it.
262
00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:57,130
A football show.
263
00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:58,832
I can see it now.
264
00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:00,066
- [imitating spoiled daughter]
Oh, pwetty pwease,
265
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,036
can I be in your sports show?
266
00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:04,771
[normal voice]
I'm your spoiled daughter
267
00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:06,206
that benefits
from your success.
268
00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,341
[imitating daughter] Come on.
- Oh, of course, princess.
269
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,076
Give me some of that sugar
that Daddy likes.
270
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,112
- Oh.
Mwah!
271
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:14,948
- This feels like an HR trap.
272
00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:18,018
[indistinct chatter]
273
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,853
- Oh.
For reals?
274
00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:21,087
An old Garfield phone?
275
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,223
Mary, can you believe this?
276
00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:25,258
- Uh, I cannot, Stephanie.
277
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,160
Considering this queen
right here
278
00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,195
just donated a flat screen TV
279
00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:31,297
for the Katie Holmes Day
rummage sale.
280
00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:34,067
- I think the phone's fun.
281
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,870
- Hello, Garfield?
Oh, well, it's me, an orphan.
282
00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:38,838
Oh, you love lasagna?
Funny.
283
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:41,074
I've never had lasagna,
and I never will
284
00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:42,976
because we didn't raise
any damn money
285
00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:44,377
with your sorry-ass phone.
286
00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:47,380
[all laughing]
287
00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:50,350
Oh, and I am encouraged.
Who's next?
288
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,018
- Do me.
Do me!
289
00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,820
I brought stained Tupperware.
Ooh.
290
00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:55,255
Give it to me.
291
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,157
- [imitating spoiled daughter]
You said I'd be a star.
292
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,125
You lied to me, Daddy.
293
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,995
- It was never you.
It was these pills!
294
00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:03,129
- [sobbing]
295
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,799
- Hey.
Can you sign off on payroll?
296
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,034
- Intern, you're the star now.
297
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,236
- Not sure
what this is, but...
298
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,371
I am in.
299
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:14,307
Step aside, sister.
300
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,377
[old-fashioned voice] ♪ Well,
it's a big old trolley ♪
301
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,079
♪ Coming around the bend
302
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,247
- And feast your peepers
on something you never had--
303
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:22,882
talent!
304
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,050
[cackles]
305
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,252
Faster.
[cackling]
306
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,955
both: Ha ha! Yes.
[laughter]
307
00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:30,824
- Oh, who we got up next?
308
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,092
- [chuckles]
I drew this.
309
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:36,062
It's, uh, Catty Holmes
from "Pawson's Creek."
310
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,932
[chuckles nervously]
311
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:42,102
- Oh, wow.
Dave, we love it.
312
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,903
- Yeah?
Really?
313
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,939
- This is original art.
It's really good.
314
00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:47,140
- We're gonna frame it
315
00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:48,942
and give it directly
to the orphans
316
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,910
and bring a little joy
into their lives.
317
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,278
- Really?
318
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,914
both:
Hell, no! Boom!
319
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,017
[all laughing]
320
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,886
- And that is our time,
all right?
321
00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,454
So feel free
to join us tomorrow
322
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:02,989
at the rummage sale
323
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:05,091
and come and witness
the chump change
324
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:08,194
that your crappy-ass donations
will surely bring in.
325
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,229
- Yeah.
[laughter]
326
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,463
- Ooh, ooh.
327
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,932
And stick around for our
first-ever live auction,
328
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,168
where you'll get
the opportunity to make a bid
329
00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:17,337
on the greatest donation
of all time.
330
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,905
You know what it is?
331
00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:22,008
all:
This TV right here!
332
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,944
[cheers and applause]
333
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,215
- Yeah--
334
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,417
- No, no, no!
No.
335
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:33,319
Oh, I-I got it.
I-I want to carry it myself.
336
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,955
Uh, for the children.
337
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:38,892
Okay.
338
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,994
[groaning]
Legs!
339
00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:43,897
[Tom Waits' "Telephone Callfrom Istanbul"]
340
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:50,036
♪
341
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:55,909
- ♪ I was all night longon the broken glass ♪
342
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,944
♪ Living in a medicine chest
343
00:12:57,977 --> 00:13:00,447
♪ Mediteromanian hotel back
344
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,116
♪ Sprawled acrossa roll-top desk ♪
345
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:04,517
♪ My pet old monkeyrode a blade ♪
346
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:07,120
♪ On an overhead fan
347
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:09,356
♪ They paint the donkey blueif you pay ♪
348
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:12,492
♪ I got a telephone callfrom Istanbul ♪
349
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:15,128
♪ My baby'scoming home today ♪
350
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,297
♪ Will you sell meone of those ♪
351
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,398
♪ If I shave my head?
352
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:21,401
♪ "Get me out of town"is what Fireball said ♪
353
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:24,404
♪ Never trust a manin a blue trench coat ♪
354
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,373
♪ Never drive a carwhen you're dead ♪
355
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,341
- [cackling]
356
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:31,344
- ♪ Saturday's a festival,oh, now Saturday's a gem ♪
357
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,413
[both cackling]
358
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,282
♪ Follow me to Beulah'son Dry Creek Road ♪
359
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,285
♪ I got to wear the hatthat my baby done sewed ♪
360
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,988
♪
361
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,289
[school bell ringing]
- Good morning, Whitlock.
362
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,425
In honor of Katie Holmes Day,
363
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:48,395
I am going to climb in
through this window,
364
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:51,297
just like Katie did
on "Dawson's Creek."
365
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:55,035
So...
here we go.
366
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:58,505
Okay.
Oh.
367
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,540
[grunts]
368
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:03,510
Okay.
Ah.
369
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:06,179
Ow, my keys!
Oh, God.
370
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:08,181
Okay.
Okay.
371
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,483
[grunting]
372
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:14,054
Oh, my God.[grunts]
373
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:17,090
Well, I come bearing bad news.
374
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:20,293
The school's Buick floatfor the Katie Day parade
375
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:22,462
has been stolen.
376
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:25,498
So, instead, I ask all of you
377
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,401
to walk in the paradearm in arm.
378
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:32,238
Let's make tonight the bestKatie Holmes Day pageant ever!
379
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,608
- Well, looks like someone
unwittingly made
380
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,444
the holiday
even more heartwarming.
381
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:40,046
- Oh, don't worry.
There's so much more coming.
382
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,482
- Last night my shoes
were stolen from my porch.
383
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:46,319
And lo, not two,
but three muffins.
384
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,587
- No, no.
385
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,123
No, you said that you put
the wishes in the shoes,
386
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,359
and then Katie turns
the wishes into muffins.
387
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,494
Ergo, no shoes, no muffins.
388
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:55,628
- [distantly]
♪ See the Katie
389
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,530
♪ Hear her sing
390
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,265
♪ And every musical
- Yo.
391
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,201
The jug band's
singing a capella.
392
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,236
- They sound smooth as hell.
393
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:06,306
- Jug, you know that new sound
you've been looking for?
394
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,274
Well, listen to this.
395
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,043
- Another miracle.
396
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:13,513
Mr. Griffin, may we go bask
in their newfound glory?
397
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:16,649
- Feel free to leave my class
at any time for any reason.
398
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:22,589
♪
399
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,425
- We took everything,
and the day came.
400
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:28,361
It came just the same.
401
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:31,131
I'm gonna have
to play WB assistant
402
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,500
and say that stupid line
the rest of my life.
403
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,103
- What exactly is your line?
404
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,039
- "Mr. Williamson
will see you now."
405
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:45,178
- So, if Katie doesn't meet
with Mr. Williamson,
406
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:48,214
then her dreams
don't come true, and...
407
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,150
if her dreams
don't come true...
408
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:53,353
- Then there's no
Katie Holmes Day.
409
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,689
- [laughing wickedly]
410
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,224
Yeah.
411
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,295
- Well, hey, now.
We all know why we're here.
412
00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:06,299
Please give it up
for Michelle Patricia Jones
413
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,535
and her donation of...
414
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:11,237
all:
This TV right here!
415
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:14,407
[all cheering]
416
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:15,575
- [sighs]
I'm dead.
417
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,577
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
418
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,447
- We will start
the bidding at $500.
419
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,549
Ooh, okay.
We have $500.
420
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,418
Now do I see a $550?
421
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,454
$550 from Where's Waldo
over there.
422
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,390
And, Waldo, hey.
I see you, okay?
423
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,559
$550 going once.
424
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,195
Going twice...
425
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,730
- $600!
426
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,499
- Okay--ladies and gentlemen,
I do not believe this.
427
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,736
But this queen right here
is bidding on her own donation!
428
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,738
- $700!
429
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,406
- $750!
430
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,341
- $1,000!
431
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,710
[crowd murmuring]
432
00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:53,380
$1,000 of my own money.
433
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,614
both:
Sold!
434
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,483
[cheers and applause]
435
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:59,519
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[muttering angrily]
436
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,461
[doorbell rings]
437
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,630
- A blessed day.
438
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,732
I just bought
this holiday classic
439
00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:14,434
at the rummage sale.
440
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,635
And much to my surprise,
441
00:17:15,669 --> 00:17:19,272
the tape inside--
it's an old home video.
442
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:21,174
Might you have the movie
443
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,376
I so graciously purchased
for $1.50?
444
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,711
- Nope.
445
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,780
Now, if you could so graciously
get out of my way,
446
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,248
I've got a pageant to destroy.
447
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,516
- Wait a minute.
448
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,618
That's no way to speak
to a fellow Toledoan
449
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,453
on Katie Holmes Day.
450
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:36,289
- Okay, you big baby man.
You want your money?
451
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,691
There's your money.
452
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,659
- I don't want money.
453
00:17:39,693 --> 00:17:41,661
I want "Pieces of April."
454
00:17:41,695 --> 00:17:43,263
- [laughs]
455
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,564
I don't know what
to tell you, man.
456
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,507
Hey, how'd you know where I...
457
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,643
live?
458
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,580
[grunts]
459
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,620
- Hi, Jacky.
460
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,489
I just wantedto wish you good luck
461
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,424
at the science fairtomorrow.
462
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,427
And I am so sorrythat I'm going to missing it.
463
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:17,564
I want you to know that youare a brilliant, talented,
464
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,466
beautiful boy.
465
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:22,435
And I have no doubt thatyou're going to do great.
466
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:23,737
And you'll definitely beat
467
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,572
that bullying mouth-breatherGreg Miller.
468
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,208
I mean, he's probably gonnapresent another potato clock.
469
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,477
- [laughing]
He did.
470
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,679
- I'm so proud of you.
471
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,381
I love you, Jacky.
472
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,384
[somber music]
473
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:42,455
♪
474
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:45,425
- I'll be damned.
475
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,461
You gave me five more minutes
with my mom.
476
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,864
[uplifting music]
477
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,466
It's all real.
478
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,669
♪
479
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,804
I got to save Katie Holmes Day.
480
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:03,476
.
481
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,612
[light music]
482
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,648
[indistinct chatter]
483
00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:11,418
♪
484
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,486
So that was Katie's bedroom
right up there.
485
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,655
- Up there?
- Yeah.
486
00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:16,790
- Hey, yo, yo, yo.
Here they come.
487
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:17,724
[door closes]
Here they come.
488
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,926
- Please stop.
489
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,729
The Holmes family
no longer lives here.
490
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,465
We are the Goodmans.
491
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,767
all:
If we knew this would happen,
492
00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:31,571
we never would have
bought this house.
493
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:34,874
Seriously, stop!
494
00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:38,678
Please don't put us
through this again.
495
00:19:38,712 --> 00:19:41,648
My condition has worsened.
496
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,684
Please, go away!
497
00:19:44,718 --> 00:19:47,854
[cheers and applause]
498
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:51,558
♪
499
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,660
[brakes squeal]
500
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,894
- All right.
Coming through, everybody.
501
00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:56,563
[laughs]
502
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:59,499
Happy Katie Holmes Day.
Yeah.
503
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,469
[indistinct chatter]
504
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:06,773
♪
505
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,942
[laughing,
speaking indistinctly]
506
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,877
♪
507
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:15,348
[cheers and applause]
508
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:19,853
- Okay, this is it.
You got this.
509
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,722
There's no Durbin.
It's only Kevin.
510
00:20:22,756 --> 00:20:24,758
- Hi, I'm Katie Holmes.
511
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,594
I'm here to meet
with Mr. Williamson.
512
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,796
- Mr. Williamson will...
513
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,934
Not see you right now.
He's out.
514
00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:36,836
[crowd gasping, exclaiming]
515
00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:38,571
- All right, coming through,
coming through.
516
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,006
All right, here we go.
Coming through, guys.
517
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:40,974
- Watch it.
- Okay, coming through.
518
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,542
- But we have a meeting.
519
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,611
- Mm, he's at lunch.
Go back home.
520
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,613
- But I think I can see him.
521
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:47,914
- Oh, ring, ring.
522
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,784
Hello.
Mm.
523
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,652
Actually I just found out.
- Uh...
524
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:53,987
- Kevin Williamson's dead.
525
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,655
[crowd gasps, exclaims]
526
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,791
"Dawson's Creek" is canceled.
527
00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,025
Bah-bye.
528
00:20:59,059 --> 00:21:00,994
- Marissa, why?
- Don't do this!
529
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,896
- Let her meet him!
530
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,632
- [grunts]
Hello, everybody.
531
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,535
Yeah--no, I'm, um...
532
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,437
I'm Mr. Williamson's doctor.
533
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,472
And he's very much alive.
534
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,041
And, yeah, he's ready
to meet Katie.
535
00:21:15,075 --> 00:21:17,544
[cheers and applause]
536
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,646
- Ring, ring.
Oh.
537
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:22,649
Just found out.
I'm the boss of Hollywood now.
538
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:26,653
And my first act as queen
is to banish Katie Holmes.
539
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:29,022
- Please reconsider,
Your Highness!
540
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:32,659
- So, look, I've been trying
to ruin Katie Holmes Day.
541
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:34,527
[crowd murmuring]
542
00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:36,529
I ran around all of last night
543
00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:38,965
stealing children's shoes.
544
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,967
Wow, it sounds insane
when I say it out loud.
545
00:21:41,001 --> 00:21:42,902
Uh, but worst of all,
546
00:21:42,936 --> 00:21:46,606
I convinced this sweet,
young girl here to st--
547
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:47,974
No, not you.
548
00:21:48,008 --> 00:21:50,777
I don't why she's--I don't--
I don't even know you.
549
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,946
Yeah--no, I-I convinced
Marissa here
550
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:55,515
to stop believing
in her dreams.
551
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:58,818
Then I experienced the magic
of Katie Holmes Day myself.
552
00:21:58,852 --> 00:22:00,954
You know, I had a dream,
and my dream came true.
553
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,789
And--and sure, you know.
554
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,558
Big dreams can be a bit
of a mirage, you know?
555
00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:07,694
Often planted
in our capitalist minds
556
00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:10,063
by greedy corporations who--
- You're losing us!
557
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:12,532
- Bottom line, um,
558
00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:14,901
Marissa's dream has always been
to play Katie Holmes.
559
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:17,003
And you think
it would be all right
560
00:22:17,037 --> 00:22:19,806
if Marissa said the final line?
561
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,041
Oh, that's great.
562
00:22:21,074 --> 00:22:23,009
Okay, here we go.
563
00:22:23,043 --> 00:22:27,480
Uh, Mr. Williamson,
your 3:00 is here.
564
00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:32,986
- [clears throat]
565
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,756
Katie, you are Joey Potter.
Welcome to "Dawson's Creek."
566
00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:39,626
[cheers and applause]
567
00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:41,594
- He did it.
568
00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:43,129
The sweet son of a bitch
did it.
569
00:22:43,163 --> 00:22:45,865
- Mr. Williamson,
I have something to tell you.
570
00:22:45,899 --> 00:22:49,669
♪
571
00:22:49,703 --> 00:22:51,538
When the camera is rolling,
572
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,973
I'll be this Joey Potter.
573
00:22:54,007 --> 00:22:56,009
But when you say "cut,"
574
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:59,612
I will return to and always be
575
00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:02,916
Toledo's very own
Katie Holmes.
576
00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:05,585
- ♪ I don't want to wait
[cheers and applause]
577
00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:07,954
- ♪ For our lives to be over
578
00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:10,090
♪ I want to know right now
579
00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:13,760
- Hey, everyone look!
It's 8:47!
580
00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:15,795
- ♪ I don't want to wait
581
00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:18,765
♪ For our lives to be over
582
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:19,966
- Mwah!
583
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,868
- Aww.
584
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,570
Oh.
585
00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:25,638
- Hey.
[both laughing]
586
00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:27,640
- [vocalizing]
587
00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:29,042
- Oh.
588
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:32,645
♪
589
00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:34,180
- Oh!
590
00:23:34,214 --> 00:23:38,585
- Mom, this year
can you kiss my forehead?
591
00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:40,053
- Eat your beans.
592
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:41,654
- ♪ On the rainy front step
593
00:23:41,688 --> 00:23:43,723
♪ Wearing shrapnelin his skin ♪
594
00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:45,625
- I hoped
you'd come around to it.
595
00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:48,728
But I didn't think you'd make
it a whole holiday special.
596
00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:49,896
Just--
- [laughs]
597
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,598
- ♪ Lives inside him still
598
00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:56,603
♪ It's so hard to begentle and warm ♪
599
00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:58,038
♪ The years passed by
600
00:23:58,071 --> 00:24:02,208
♪ And now he hasgranddaughters ♪
601
00:24:02,242 --> 00:24:05,078
♪
602
00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:08,815
♪ I don't want to waitfor our lives... ♪
603
00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:10,617
- Katie continued,
604
00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:13,987
"When you say 'cut,' I will
return to and always be
605
00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:17,057
Toledo's very own
Katie Holmes."
606
00:24:21,027 --> 00:24:24,230
"Granted, I won't always be
playing Joey Potter.
607
00:24:24,264 --> 00:24:26,066
"So, when I'm doing
another character,
608
00:24:26,099 --> 00:24:28,635
"the same rule applies.
609
00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:30,970
"When the camera's rolling,
I am that character.
610
00:24:31,004 --> 00:24:32,839
"But when they yell 'cut,'
611
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:36,176
I'm Katie Holmes
from Toledo, Ohio!"
612
00:24:36,209 --> 00:24:38,678
[book closes]
613
00:24:38,712 --> 00:24:40,880
Okay, orphans.
Off to bed.
614
00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:43,683
And tomorrow we'll be enjoying
a feast of muffins,
615
00:24:43,717 --> 00:24:45,118
thanks to a large
amount of money
616
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,053
Whitlock High School
raised for us.
617
00:24:47,087 --> 00:24:49,856
all: Yay!
618
00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:52,859
[upbeat holiday music]
619
00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:59,032
♪
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