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[suspenseful music]
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♪
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- Were you followed?
- No.
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I was very cautious,
just like you said.
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- Good.
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This could potentially be
very embarrassing for us.
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♪
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Couple dudes like us
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not knowing how
to unclasp a bra?
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Is that your sister's?
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- Yep.
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My mom got rid of all of hers
after a double mastectomy.
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- Oh, my God.
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Eduardo, I'm so sorry.
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You never told me that.
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- It's okay.
She's safe now.
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[sighs]
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She was so brave
through the whole thing.
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- I've heard it said
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that women hold up
half the sky,
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but it sounds like
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she's holding up more
than her fair share.
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- She's a queen for sure.
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- Was it scary for you?
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- It was.
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[sighs]
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I'm just glad she's okay.
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- Okay.
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[somber music]
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♪
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[suspenseful music]
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♪
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Oh, man.
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Okay, okay.
Oh.
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No, no.
That wasn't it.
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- ♪ Next time,I'll listen to my heart ♪
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♪ Next time,well, I'll be smart ♪
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♪
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[tense music]
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- Okay, everybody,
shut your teenage pie holes...
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Because your principal's here.
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Everybody, a round of applause
for your principal.
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Come on.
Let's go.
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[applause]
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- Hi.
Hey.
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Um...
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You just hit me with an apple.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, I guess I did.
Oh, man, I am late as hell.
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[scoffs]
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Dale's got traffic stopped
out by, uh, Secor.
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I guess he found a pothole,
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looks like a mouth.
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- Well, that is amazing news,
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although I think we all have
a headline of our own.
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- Oh.
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- Yeah, most of your students
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are part of Ms. Duncan's
Young Entrepreneurs Club.
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- Yeah, I bet everybody
except Dan Decker
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are part of that
nerdy-ass club.
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[laughs]
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- Actually,
I'm in that club too, Mr. G.
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- Oh, no.
What are you guys doing to him?
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You are ruining him.
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- Well, it's a great club.
- I doubt it.
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- And they're always looking
for the next big thing.
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Uh, by the way,
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how are things going
with your philosophy book?
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- Oh, pretty good.
Yeah, pretty all right--
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- A little birdie told me you
have not yet found a publisher.
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- Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet.
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- This is the path
you're on, Dan.
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- Actually, I thought that
was a pretty cool way to show
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he was the little birdie.
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- [sighs] Oh, come on.
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- Well, there is, uh,
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one publisher you have not
submitted your manuscript to.
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RanDurb House.
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- Oh, no.
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- I, uh, finally finished
your new book.
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This thing is smart.
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Why didn't you tell me
about it, you egghead?
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- Ye--uh, this is not my book.
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- Well, I mean,
it's your words,
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but the illustrations
are by yours truly.
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- Oh, God.
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I am speechless.
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- Oh, great, Ralph.
You're here. Perfect.
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I am here to announce
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the winner of this month's
"Lunch with the Principal."
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It's Caleb Baker.
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- Seriously?
I won?
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You and I get to hang and talk
about your days on the road
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with your old ska band
The Skankee Doodles?
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- You got it, rude boy.
[laughs]
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See you tomorrow at noon.
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- Yes!
Holy crap, yes!
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You see it, you write it down,
and then it happens.
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You that bitch, Caleb.
You that bitch.
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Ooh!
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- Uh, Caleb?
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Can you not smoke?
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Yeah.
All right, everybody.
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You know the routine, guys.
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Pass them to the center
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and throw them right
in the little trash bag there.
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Appreciate it.
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A book of this caliber should
not come with a set of crayons.
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- The edible crayons
are my idea.
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- Well, in the end, we couldn't
afford the edible crayons.
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- [sighs]
Look, uh,
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I'm sure you guys
worked very hard
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to produce this abomination,
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but uh, Bobby Bunny learns
to love his job
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at the carrot factory?
Come on.
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- I thought satisfaction
in manual labor
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was the message of your book.
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- Yeah, but for people,
not for little cartoon bunnies.
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- Mmm, the bunnies
made it relatable.
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- Marissa, slap Marcus.
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- But I'm the bad girl.
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- Oh, yuck.
Ugh.
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All right, new rule:
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I don't want any you ever
to refer to yourselves
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as bad girls or boys.
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- But what if I've been
a very bad boy?
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- Dan, do you see?
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Do you see?
- Yeah.
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♪
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Yeah.
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- Durbin was rightto appoint me
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head of
the Young Entrepreneurs Club
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because I like
to make that money.
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You know, my little cash cows
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are presenting their project
ideas this afternoon.
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You two should come and watch.
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- I would love to.
- Oh, come on.
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What are you--
what are you guys doing?
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Gimme these.
Gimme these.
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- What?
I need more time with the maze.
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I have left-right blindness.
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- Uh-uh!
Uh-uh!
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Excuse me!
- What?
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- I know you are not stealing
my inventory.
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Okay, if you want these books,
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you're gonna have
to pay for them.
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- [sighs]
All right, fine.
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I'll pay for them,
but I'm taking them all,
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and you have to tell me
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everybody you've sold one to
so far.
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- ♪ One, two!
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[upbeat ska music]
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- [snoring]
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♪
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- ♪ One, two!
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♪ If you ever hear a noisein the night ♪
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♪ Your body starts to sweat
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♪ It shakes and shiversin fright ♪
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♪ You go and sleepwith your mother ♪
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♪ She hates your guts,she knows that you love her ♪
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- Cool bunny book.
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- ♪ It's obscene!
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- Hey, Jack!
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No, hey!
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Aw!
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[sighs]
- ♪ One, two!
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♪ And your girlfriendsweet little seventeen ♪
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♪ She's got her layered hairand her flared jeans ♪
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- No.
No.
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No!
It's mine.
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[grunts]
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Ahh!
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Ha, ha!
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There you go!
You got it!
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[laughing manically]
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♪
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- This is our presentation for
the Young Entrepreneurs Club.
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Nowadays, there are over 75
million women in the workforce.
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- So they don't have time
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to be messing with
a bra clasp all day.
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- Introducing
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the Velcro bra.
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- Well, this nightmare's
almost over.
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Oh, what's happening?
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- Victor and Eduardo
don't know how to undo bras.
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- [laughs]
Yeah, that makes sense.
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[sighs]
- Hey, hey, Jack.
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- Yeah?
- Big news.
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Okay, first, I just went by
the faculty lounge.
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The book
is completely sold out.
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- Uh-huh.
- It's amazing.
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Second, I sent my copy
over to Channel Six,
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and they wanna talk to us
tomorrow morning.
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- The one that got away.
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[sighs]
- [laughs]
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- Yeah, that all sounds great.
So exciting.
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Um, I would love to, but
you know, I can't miss class.
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- Oh, gosh, well,
I guess I could, you know,
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talk about
your philosophy myself.
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You can trust Bobby Bunny!
[chuckles]
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- You know what?
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Um, this is such a well
intentioned thing, Ralph,
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but the philosophy world
can just be so brutal...
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- Hmm.
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- In its criticism of new
works, you know?
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And I'm just worried that,
you know,
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some of the finer points
may be lost on--
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on yo--
on Bobby the Bunny.
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- Well, I mean,
it's just Bobby Bunny,
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but you know what?
- [sighs]
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- You tell me to say,
and I will say it.
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- Oh, God.
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Uh, you know what?
I will join you.
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- Yes!
- And I'll do all the talking.
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- All righty then!
- Oh, that reference.
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- I'll see you tomorrow.
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Maybe we can listen to ska
on the drive over.
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- Yes, I'll see you tomorrow
at noon.
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Awesome.
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- Okay,
my sweet, greedy angels.
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It's time to invest
in a new venture.
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Now will we save the world?
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I do not care as long as we...
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all: Make that money.
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- It's a college acceptance
letter tracking binder.
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- Give me something I can sell,
Sarika.
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You know, something
for the masses.
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- The masses don't know
what they want.
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- The problem:
Countless lost hours
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in America's
meat packing industry
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waiting on slow bleeding hogs.
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The solution:
The Piggy Whistle.
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all: Ooh!
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[grunts]
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[distressing music]
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[imitating pig squealing]
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- That's gonna be a pass.
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Next.
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- Ms. Duncan, you don't like
any of our ideas.
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What do you want?
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A stupid t-shirt
with a fart joke?
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[chuckles]
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- Wait, Sarika,
what'd you just say?
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Yo, Ms. Duncan, I got it.
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It's a t-shirt that says
"Gone Tootin'."
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♪
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- An irreverent take on the
classic Gone Fishin' shirt.
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- Now see,
that's what I'm talking about.
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Now that smells like money
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- Excuse me.
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♪
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This is Popo,
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my beloved grandmother.
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Recently, she slipped on an
orange while grocery shopping.
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Please, open your hearts
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and invest $500
to cover the deductible
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for Popo's knee surgery.
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- Oh, Yuyao.
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Did you think this was
the Young Charity Case Club?
260
00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:53,159
[laughs]
261
00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,729
- No.
Put your hand down.
262
00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,997
You have to go
with that one.
263
00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:00,166
- Ooh, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
264
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,036
What if it's "Gone Tootin',
265
00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:06,072
Be Back at Poo-thirty."
266
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,273
- Okay, that's
our next project.
267
00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,109
Boom.
[laughs]
268
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,044
[line ringing]
269
00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:12,245
- Popo.
270
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:15,181
[speaking Mandarin]
271
00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:22,322
- We're live in 30.
272
00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,190
- So what do you think?
Jack, Jack.
273
00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,893
Too much or just right?
274
00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:28,328
- No, no, Ralph,
why'd you even bring that?
275
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,729
- Too much? All right.
- Yes.
276
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:30,530
Why did you even bring it?
277
00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,232
- Well, I thought it was
a good idea.
278
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:33,867
- Okay, okay, oh, hey.
- [laughs]
279
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,069
[laughter]
- Okay.
280
00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:38,138
- Oh, hi.
- Oh, hi.
281
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:39,739
Ralph. Ralph.
- Hi, how are you?
282
00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,775
- Wow, that's nice.
- Oh, that's Gucci, baby.
283
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:42,976
- Oh, that's cool too.
284
00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:44,210
- Oh, you like that?
Impressive right?
285
00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:45,812
I've got a guy.
We'll talk after the show.
286
00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:46,946
[laughs]
- Okay, yeah.
287
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,348
- Okay, so, um, I'm Jack.
- Yeah.
288
00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:49,949
Mm-hmm.
- Wrote the book, yeah.
289
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,017
I was thinking we'd start
by talking about Plato
290
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,218
and then I would move on--
291
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:55,255
- And we're live
in five, four, three...
292
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,956
[cheery music]
293
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,192
- Good morning, Toledo.
We're here with Jack and Ralph,
294
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:01,828
two best friends
that wrote one big book
295
00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:03,196
about bunnies.
"Get Hoppy."
296
00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:04,931
[laughter]
297
00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,366
- Oh, my gosh,
you have to put these on.
298
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,768
- Oh, you know, those--
- Oh, you have to do it.
299
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,003
- No.
- [laughs]
300
00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:11,838
- Well, I'm--I'm here to talk
301
00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:13,373
about Jack's philosophy things.
- Yeah, yeah, we're not--
302
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,808
That's--that's--
- Please.
303
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,810
- No, Ralph.
No, Ralph.
304
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,145
- Ralph?
Don't you mean Bobby Bunny!
305
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,981
[laughter]
Good morning, Toledo!
306
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,384
- We didn't know Bobby Bunny
was gonna be here!
307
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,919
- Whoo, whoo, whoo!
- Oh, look at that!
308
00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,253
- Whoo, whoo, whoo!
[laughter]
309
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,394
- Uh, fascinatingly,
the book really asks
310
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,996
whether the drudgery
of our daily mundanity,
311
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,432
uh, is really
drudgery at all,
312
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,967
or is it actually--
- [laughs]
313
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,802
Uh-oh, looks like Mark's
dozing off here.
314
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:43,937
- Yeah.
315
00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,138
- Earth to co-host!
[laughs]
316
00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,806
- [snoring]
317
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,475
I'm up.
[laughter]
318
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:49,943
I'm up.
319
00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:51,911
I'm up.
I'm crazy.
320
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,213
- Crazy.
- Hey, do this for me:
321
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:54,848
Tell me about this character,
Bobby Bunny.
322
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,049
- Oh, yeah, we--
323
00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:57,450
- Okay, here's
what I'm wondering.
324
00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,986
Is a panda a kind of bunny?
325
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,088
Because I heard
it was actually a rat,
326
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,823
and that makes me sick.
327
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,792
So, so, Jack,
my question to you is,
328
00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:07,994
are pandas bunnies or rats?
329
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,032
- Uh...
330
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,167
Uh, if anyone out there works
for a university,
331
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,502
I am a former
Harvard professor.
332
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,803
I'm open to working
in inclement weather.
333
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:17,871
- We'll be right back
after the break.
334
00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,240
Making breakfast nachos
with Chef Don Chacho!
335
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,208
- Ooh.
- Those are gonna be fun.
336
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,510
- [laughs]
- And we're clear.
337
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:26,846
- [grunting]
338
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,082
Where am I
in regards to the street?
339
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,450
- Uh, the...
340
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,885
- This way?
- Yes.
341
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,853
- [sighs]
- [laughs]
342
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:34,921
- Okay.
343
00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,890
- What a grump.
[laughs]
344
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,892
Ralph, why don't you
stick around
345
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,227
and help us make nachos
with Chef Don Chacho?
346
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,930
- Um, I...
- Hey, brother.
347
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:45,865
Listen up.
I'll tell you right now.
348
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,033
I'd ride this wave,
349
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,168
'cause when you're hot,
you're hot,
350
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,470
and right now my friend,
you are blazing.
351
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,473
- Well, I--I guess I can
352
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:56,609
as long as
they're carrot nachos!
353
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,078
- Oh, you are bad!
[laughter]
354
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,279
- Nonstop!
Nonstop!
355
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,880
- Bad bunny!
356
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,482
- Where are we getting
these people?
357
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,050
[bell rings]
358
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:07,987
- [sighs]
Oh.
359
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,556
- Hey, there, Mr. Morning Show!
360
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,558
- Yeah, uh,
I need to talk to Durbin.
361
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,927
- Well, he's not back yet.
- What?
362
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,197
[suspenseful music]
363
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,965
- Should I shred some onionsover these?
364
00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:20,600
[imitates chewing]- [laughs]
365
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,168
- [imitates chewing]
366
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,037
- He skipped lunch
with a student?
367
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:25,205
Look at him.
368
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,040
He dressed like Beetlejuice
for this.
369
00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:28,908
- I'm ska.
370
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,311
- [scoffs]
He's scared.
371
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,912
I'm ska too.
372
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,581
Very ska,
373
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,883
but Durbin come back safe safe.
374
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,985
Don't worry.
375
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,320
- And I'm a bunny![laughter]
376
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,489
[imitates chewing]
377
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,026
- It's go time.
378
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:46,993
- Yeah, I got this.
I got this.
379
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,194
- Okay.
380
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:51,331
- The man, the myth,
the legend, Coach Novak.
381
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:54,668
So what if you didn't
have to tell people
382
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:57,270
what kind of man you are?
383
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,172
- Am I supposed to be
telling people that?
384
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:02,175
- What if people saw how
you were dressed and thought,
385
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:06,146
"I know this man.
He's edgy."
386
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,614
- Gone Tootin'.
387
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,649
Ha!
Boy, you got my number.
388
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,351
[banjo music]
389
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,286
- Oh, don't mind us.
390
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:16,022
We're just raising money
for Yuyao's grandmother.
391
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,692
I guess we're
what you might call
392
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:21,227
a charity case club.
393
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,129
- Uh, Coach.
394
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,364
Focus.
395
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,166
So the shirt is $10.
396
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,967
- Coach, Coach,
let me ask you a question.
397
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,969
When you die,
what are you gonna remember?
398
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:33,640
The fart shirt
or saving an old woman's knee?
399
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:36,076
[Sarah McLachlan's "Angel"]
400
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:39,979
[banjo music]
401
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:42,649
[dramatic music]
402
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,318
- Just give me back them
cat pictures sometime.
403
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:48,288
[The Stranglers' "Peaches"]
404
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:55,228
♪
405
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:05,405
- ♪ Strolling alongminding my own business ♪
406
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,741
♪ Well, there goes a girland a half ♪
407
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,710
♪ She's got me goingup and down ♪
408
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:15,015
♪ She's got megoing up and down ♪
409
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,352
♪ Walking on the beaches,looking at the peaches ♪
410
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:20,687
♪
411
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,990
- Ralph, why didn't you call?
412
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,692
Did you dye your chest hair?
413
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,028
- Gucci, baby.
414
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,362
Pew.
415
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:30,597
- I thought
we were getting lunch.
416
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,133
- [sighs]
417
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,734
[grunts]
418
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:38,304
Here.
Got you something better.
419
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,173
TV nachos.
420
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,441
Hold my calls.
421
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,709
I had a light beer up
at the show,
422
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,711
and this bunny needs to nap.
423
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,347
[door shuts]
424
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,315
- I'm so sa.
425
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:50,650
- This ends now.
426
00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:52,185
[somber piano music]
427
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:55,055
Look, I know you're gonna
get all sad,
428
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,790
but the morning show?
[scoffs]
429
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:59,359
That was an embarrassment
for both of us.
430
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:02,362
[sinister music]
431
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,030
♪
432
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,166
- You were the embarrassment,
Jack.
433
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,269
I'm blazing.
434
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,071
They love Bobby Bunny.
435
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,740
They want me back
on the show tomorrow.
436
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:18,378
♪
437
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,113
- [chuckles]
438
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,150
Oh, okay.
439
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,086
Fine.
440
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,088
Good luck on the show tomorrow.
441
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,789
I can't wait to see
how it goes.
442
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,292
- [imitates chewing]
443
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,127
♪
444
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,328
- I called
this emergency meeting
445
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,097
because the shirts
aren't selling.
446
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,365
I need new strategies.
447
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,133
- What if we changed
the slogan to
448
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,702
"Be Back
at Poo Squirty p.m."?
449
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:45,772
- Pee!
"Pee Back at Poo Squirty p.m."
450
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,374
- "Gone Tootin',
451
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:51,077
Pee Crack Shat
Poo Squirty Dicks B.M."
452
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,278
- Okay, okay, Ms. Duncan,
look.
453
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,147
The shirts are not the problem.
The shirts are perfect.
454
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,782
It's optics.
455
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,751
How are we gonna beat
an old lady in a wheelchair?
456
00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,185
[grim music]
457
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:00,253
- [sighs]
458
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,288
♪
459
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,758
- Thank you, Terrence.
Thank you.
460
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,127
[indistinct chatter]
461
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:11,331
♪
462
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,166
- Hey.
Do--
463
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,367
- Oh.
Ugh.
464
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,770
♪
465
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:19,773
[horns honking]
466
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,776
[tense music]
467
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,744
♪
468
00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,413
- [sighs]
469
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,782
- I told you it'd make you feel
better to feed the street.
470
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,116
♪
471
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,418
- Oh, it does.
472
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,154
♪
473
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,222
- Is that right?
[laughs]
474
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,124
- Canadians say "eh."
- You know what?
475
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,325
I make a mean waffle.
476
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:40,460
- Oh.
Oh, hey, um...
477
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,862
- Uh, Mr. Durbin, we're not
gonna need you this morning.
478
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,330
- Oh, no, go check
your clipboard, babe.
479
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,199
Uh, Mark asked for me himself.
480
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,567
- We have a hot news story
that's breaking.
481
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:51,237
[laughter]
482
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,839
- All right,
speaking of food...
483
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,474
- Mm-hmm.
- I just wanna introduce you
484
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,377
to a very special guest,
Dale the janitor.
485
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,412
[laughter]
- Oh, just Dale is fine.
486
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,314
- Janitor Dale.
- Mm-hmm.
487
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:04,484
- We got a tip that you're the
center of a Toledo sensation
488
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,286
the Street Mouth.
- That's right.
489
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,854
- Mm.
- "Street Gotta Eat."
490
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,557
- Dale, what caused you,
a lowly janitor,
491
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,592
to take on world hunger?
492
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,327
- When I was driving into work,
493
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,396
I noticed that the street
was smiling and happy.
494
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,365
- Oh.
- But on my way home,
495
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,533
I realized it was sad.
- Aw.
496
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,535
- That's why I fed it
those peas.
497
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,337
There's some great sweetsin there.
498
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:26,406
- Yum.- Muffins, doughnuts, cookies.
499
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,874
- He's not there.
500
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,476
Maybe he we're on
for Spaghetti Warehouse.
501
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,378
- I'm just double-checking.
502
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:32,545
Do you want
Spaghetti Warehouse?
503
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:33,813
'Cause you're dressed
like Bob's Big Boy.
504
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,616
- But uh, mainlyit's just cans of peas.
505
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,585
[laughter]- Of course, cans.
506
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,286
- Peas?- Classic.
507
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,622
- Who needs peaswhen you've got carrots?
508
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,492
Oh, it's a carrot storm!
509
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:48,495
♪ Bobby Bunny,
dancing to-and-fro ♪
510
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:51,231
♪ Bobby Bunny,
good morning, Toledo ♪
511
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,499
- Security.
512
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:53,933
- Ooh, here comesMr. Policeman.
513
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,568
Oh, but Bobby Bunny'stoo quick.
514
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:56,970
He's too quick!
515
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:57,971
Ow![electrical crackling]
516
00:18:58,004 --> 00:18:59,472
Taser!Ow!
517
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:00,540
[bleep]!- Okay.
518
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,208
- [bleep]!
519
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:03,576
- Well, you got
what you wanted.
520
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,978
- Ow!Shit!
521
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,579
- Looks like this is the end
of Bobby the Bunny.
522
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,348
- Shit!Oh!
523
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,650
[laughter]
- It's just Bobby Bunny.
524
00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:12,185
- That's what happenson a live show, folks.
525
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,425
- [laughs][rewinding]
526
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,093
- What makes the nachosbreakfast nachos?
527
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:22,295
- Those would be eggs.
528
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,997
- Oh ho ho ho!- Oh!
529
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,332
[laughter]- That's egg-cellent.
530
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,667
Where did you go wrong?
531
00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:29,703
- There fromTijuana's Egg Farm.
532
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,604
- Ooh.- Oh, she had a job.
533
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:32,706
Thank you so much.- Yes, absolutely.
534
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:34,607
- You got cheese herewhich is...
535
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:37,344
- [sighs]
536
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,713
- I was blazing, Jack.
I was...
537
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:42,382
Just yesterday, and now I'm...
538
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,651
colder than one of
those fancy cold soups.
539
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,619
- Full disclosure,
540
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,021
I'm the one who told
Mark and Molly
541
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,556
about Dale's Street Mouth.
542
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,624
- They would've found it
one way or the other.
543
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:54,427
That--that pothole
looks just like a mouth.
544
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,529
- Yeah, it does,
but it's a pothole.
545
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,398
Ralph, I mean,
you're better than a pothole.
546
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:01,968
- Thanks.
547
00:20:02,002 --> 00:20:03,570
- [laughs]
548
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,040
You know, uh,
549
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,576
it seems like Bobby Bunny
was pretty happy
550
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,244
working at the carrot factory.
551
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:18,251
- Whitlock High
is my carrot factory.
552
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:20,587
[sighs]
553
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,390
Oh, Jack, I...
554
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:24,958
My chest hair isn't black.
I...
555
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,394
I dyed it.
556
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,430
- Yeah.
557
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,532
Everyone knows.
It's okay.
558
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,602
- Yeah, but Jack,
I didn't stop with the drapes.
559
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:37,737
I, uh...
560
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,675
I did the carpet too.
561
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,411
I--my carpet is all messed up,
562
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,578
just wall to wall.
563
00:20:48,782 --> 00:20:50,684
- [sighs]
Yeah, that's, uh...
564
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,021
That's, you know,
565
00:20:55,055 --> 00:20:56,823
certainly something
to get figured out.
566
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,725
- Yeah.
567
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,660
[awkward music]
568
00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:02,729
- It's tough
569
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,798
to, uh...
570
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,800
Tough stuff, bud.
571
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,568
♪
572
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,737
- [sighs]
- Yeah.
573
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:15,642
- Ralph Durbin, if you are
not here to take this poor boy
574
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,510
directly to
Spaghetti Warehouse,
575
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,479
you better turn
your sweet patoot around.
576
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:22,115
- We got a 2:30 rez,
rude boy.
577
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,050
- Hell yes!
- [laughs]
578
00:21:24,084 --> 00:21:25,852
- I'm so hungry.
- Okay.
579
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,687
- Oh.
- So The Skankee Doodles
580
00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:28,555
were about to openfor The Toasters,
581
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:29,856
but our trumpetshad been stolen...
582
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,858
- Yeah.
583
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:34,861
- Ladies, you have been served.
584
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:37,597
Yuyao's grandmother
is now exclusively
585
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,632
with the Young Entrepreneurs.
586
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,634
Uh, we won.
[laughs]
587
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:42,869
- Except that our goal
588
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,637
was to help Yuyao's grandmother
all along.
589
00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:47,140
- Right, so we all won.
- Yeah.
590
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:48,675
- Sure.
591
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,710
Okay, I get to keep making
my dope-ass shirts,
592
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,512
and y'all get
to stop pretending
593
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,381
that you don't want one.
594
00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:56,549
- I love the shirts.
- I just want one so bad!
595
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,618
- I love 'em.
I love 'em so much.
596
00:21:58,651 --> 00:21:59,853
- I like the part
about "Poo-thirty."
597
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,521
- [laughs]
- Flatulence.
598
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:04,491
[clock ticking]
599
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,427
- [sighs]
600
00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:12,899
- Uh, sorry to...interrupt?
601
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:14,501
I just wanted to bring back
602
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:16,636
the last remaining copy
of your book.
603
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,506
Destroy as you see fitted.
604
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:20,740
- Ah, well, that's sweet.
605
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:22,175
You know, why don't you keep
this one, Ralph?
606
00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:24,744
I, uh, I think I'm gonna
keep one for myself.
607
00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:26,513
I was doing the word search,
and it was a lot of fun.
608
00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:27,547
- Oh.
609
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:28,348
- It was a bit
of a doozy though.
610
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,650
Lot of Spanish profanities
in there.
611
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:31,918
- Uh, well,
612
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:35,121
Eduardo helped me out
with that one and...
613
00:22:35,155 --> 00:22:36,790
did not know that.
614
00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:39,459
- Now I'm the one
who is a very bad boy.
615
00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,661
- Well, look, I--
616
00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:45,498
I wanna to apologize
for saying I never needed you.
617
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:48,802
I always have,
and I always will.
618
00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:51,171
- Well, you know,
we just met in September, so...
619
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:53,573
- Yeah, okay.
[laughs]
620
00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:56,810
- Hey, what'd you end up doing
with your chest hair?
621
00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:59,813
- The che--oh, well, I was able
to bleach the drapes...
622
00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:01,715
- Mmm.
623
00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:03,683
- But had to take the carpeting
down to the hardwood floor.
624
00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:04,884
- Oh.
[whistles]
625
00:23:04,918 --> 00:23:06,219
- Yeah.
626
00:23:06,252 --> 00:23:07,854
Do you know what I mean
when I say that?
627
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,556
[playful music]
628
00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:10,724
- Yes, Ralph,
I know what you mean.
629
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:11,791
- Thank God.
- Yeah.
630
00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:13,193
- Okay.
631
00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:16,162
- [chuckles]
632
00:23:16,196 --> 00:23:17,931
[horns honking]
633
00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:22,836
- Peas on Earth.
all: Peas on Earth.
634
00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:31,811
[mischievous music]
635
00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:34,714
- Ah, the old street mouth
pea can scam.
636
00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:37,250
[laughs]
637
00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:42,155
♪
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