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We have recaptured the fugitive.

We're returning the prisoner now.

Denzali Prison

Lucky ring on

I feel so much safer

We're coming in hot

Hold on

Let's go

What's the hold up

Nothing, we're on our way

Let's go

Your dude's trippin'

Stay on the wall, beware

- Hey forget this maniac - I'm not leaving him

Doc!

You're just gonna roll up on me huh? After 8 damn years

What's up with that?

You're in a black ops prison that doesn't officially exist

I just got the location from a guy named Church

An agency spook

Excuse me?

Agency's official relax

Thank you for this, man.

What a waste of life

You make 1 damn mistake

It wasn't a mistake

It was stupid. You'd done that to me I would've chopped you into pieces

You would've tried

Hey you want to thank the guys?

The guys? Whe're our guys?

Hammer, Guzman.. - Gone

They've gone?

Yeah

Damn!

Heard you killed more people than the plague

How 'bout that?

That why they called you "Doctor Death"?

Used to be a medic

But that was a long time ago

So why'd you get locked away?

Tax evasion

So you're all that's left of The Expendables

We're it

We started out with 5

Built up to 22

I see Barney still hanging the tags up there

See that jingling sounds the tags make

That's a reminder that our brothers are still here

Somewhere

Come on viking

Give me an old school of your blade

Or else you might find your tags up there

Jingling too

Jingling...jingling jingling

Sharpen it when you're done

I think your friend is a little off

Come on Christmas, he's been in a hole for eight years

How'd he get so lucky

He tried pulling it off his half-assed political assassination for a few bucks in this place called Swaziland

And he blew it

Self destructive

Yes something like that. But in all those years he's a good medic.

Well, I don't need a checkup

- Why are you so sarcastic? - You're vague

- Vague? - Secrets, idiot.

I mean why do you take me off half way round the planet

To save this medical genius

As you describe

For what?

He's an Expendable

Come on

He's an Expandable

So he's 1 of the flock

Well let me tell you something

When you're incarcerated for years

I'd come and save you

Thanks hero

But I doubt it

And I know you'd do the same for me

Truthfully?

You'd let me rot?

Exactly

Hey Doc

What's your name?

Christmas

Is that real?

Authentic

Is that real too?

Oh no, I uh...spend 3 hours every morning putting this on with a black biro

This is real

Authentic

Original

Look at that

Balance is a little off

You uh, a knife man?

Best, ever

I'm the knife before Christmas

Ain't that right Barney

If you say so

Probably freestyling with a blade while you're still sucking on your daddies titty

Trying to learn how to eat with a spoon

Yeah

You know that little secret you were keeping Mr Vaguo?

Stay out of my brain

I'm gonna tell you I can't wait to get home

Eat some good food

Put on some fine threads

Break up my 49' Pontiac

Keep that baby until the engine blows up

You didn't tell him did you?

Tell me what?

We're not going home

We're stopping at a dealer named Victor Menz and delivering a shipment of thermobaric bombs

Ow, come on man

That shit is hellfire

Hey it's routine stuff

You know why don't you just pick me up on your way back

We're a man short

Well, you know, I'd love to party with you boys

But, uh, I don't have my shit

That's my shit

It is your shit

Doc, have you thanked the guys, helping you out?

Say something

Uh listen up

It's been a long time since I had a reason to say thank you

So I just want

Oh you know I

- He's getting his rhythm - Just want to say

Thank you

Sincerity is overwhelming

I think I'm gonna weep

You know what? Enough

Do not be sarcastic

That was great Doc

You haven't had to talk for a long time

You got the gift

It's like riding a bike

I liked Churchill's best

I think I made my point

I've moved you too

Stunning

Doc, great to have you back

No better place to be, yeah

About time you boys showed up

Nice boat

Thanks ladies, built it myself

Got three more just like it patrolling the harbour

Two man ground teams every 400m

Good work

Just cause you can fly a plane don't make you smarter than me

Sure it does

So you're the reason I've been stuck down here in this shithole

Shithole?

Brother you have no idea

Oh yeah, hahahaha

What the hell is that?

This bitch will solve all your problems

Yeah, maybe for 10 seconds

before he blows his wad - So now you got that problem too?

You walked into that one

Come on, look alive, look alive

Good luck

It was all under control

Yeah, that's what it looked like

Where you've been?

I had a doctors' appointment

Catch up with you boys later

What's he got?

Watch your overhead

Doc go

Ooh sadly, the man attacked me with a knife

He's good

Maybe to you

You might want to see this

See what?

I'll show you

Damn

He's really good

Say it again and I'll shoot you

Get in

Where's the bomb?

It'll be here

Barney, looks like the target is right on time

There's Menz, let's take 'em out fast.

Barney I'm gonna put you down

It can't be

What can't be?

We're gonna shoot these guys or what?

What's the hold up?

He's dead

Who's dead?

Stonebanks

Stonebanks

Come on, get in

Come on, move! Go go go!

Come on!

Time to mow the lawn!

I told you

10 seconds

Hang on

Found you a ride

Time to go

Come on, go go go!

- How much we're getting pay for this? - Not enough

Go right

You're not gonna fit

Always negative

I'm getting carsick

Hang on Doc

Get out

Come on

Caesar

We're coming your way, where are you?

In this filthy river, behind you

Try to stay as close as you can

Make room for Caeser

Move your ass in

Who's that?

A huge black guy on a boat

Hold it, hold it, you got it going

- You alright? - Yeah

Pull over

Incoming!

Move!

Move!

We got you man, come on!

Maybe this'll bring you luck

Is he gonna make it?

I don't know

Who did this?

Stonebanks

I thought you killed him

So did I

He shot Caeser to get back at me

Yeah I'm getting out of this business

And so should you

Not yet

Hey.

If you need any help with Stonebanks

I'm supposed to meet a guy named Church

I know who you are

So who are you?

Operations officer Drummer

You don't have to worry about Church anymore

He's um, he's out of the picture

Jesus, Ross

What a mess

We gave you everything

Target opportunity, all the intel you could ask for

And you got decimated

And my target walked away

Am I wrong huh?

Am I missing something?

Yeah, sure you said the target's name was Victor Menz

- And? - It was wrong

His real name was Conrad Stonebanks

We knew him only as Victor Menz

Arms dealer, made billions selling to every psycho warlord in Africa and the Middle East

His own mercenary army is personally responsible

For the torturing and killing

two of the best men I ever knew, friends

I don't give a shit what his name is

I don't like him

I want him as bad as you do

This happened on my watch

You fucked up, and I'm wearing it

I'll find him

Again

You have one more shot

Nice to finally meet you Barney

Your men are shot to shit, what are you gonna do for a team

Don't worry about it I'll handle it

Relax

You're gonna give yourself a stroke

What's with these guys

Do you mind?

Do you think when the artist painted this, he ever thought it would go for such a ridiculous price?

I mean what is this? Just some paint, brushes, some cheap canvas, what's the big deal?

It's shit

What do you want for it?

Three million

Done

You know

It's very hard for me to say this

but at one time, you guys were the best

Maybe still are

But nothing lasts forever

Hard as it is to hear

We're not the future anymore

Unfortunately for us

We're part of the past

You.. arr.. you going somehere with this?

As I see it

If we keep this life up

The only way this thing ends

for all of us

is in a hole in the ground and no-one givin' a shit

Now, if that's the way I'm suppossed to go out, I can live with that

For me

But what I can't live with

And I won't live with

Is taking you with me

What are you saying? That's our call

I'm changing things now

You

Me

All of us

It's over

We're done

Done? You break me out

Cut me loose

You'll survive

You all will

You live your lives while you can

Where are you going, Barney?

Hey you think you just pulled the plug and that's it?

- Just did. - Yeah?

Well it doesn't work that way

What?

We've been through the mud

the shit and the blood

And I've saved your arse more times than I can count

You owe me a shot at the sonafabitch that took Caeser down.

We're not doing that

When I joined

I joined for the whole ride

I know you did

Rides over

Bonaparte

Sorry to hear about Caeser

I hope he pulls through, he's a good one, the good ones are rare.

Yeah

Well here we are again

What do you need?

New team

Retired the old ones

Welcome to the 21st century

How many guys you looking for?

Young, hungry, willing to take a bullet

I'm going after Stonebanks

Stonebanks

Let's see, you're not the only one slipping a notch. Stonebanks is dead my friend - mortus dei.

No, he's not

That is not good

If he was half of what he used to be, four or five ain't gonna cut it

You're gonna need fifty

We gotta move fast, no time

If I got to do it fast then I can't guarantee the best

Just give me something that don't give a damn

What?

Is this a one way ticket?

Could be

Fine

I got a line on a few head cases

Couple of these guys'll probably end up shooting themselves

Wait

What about these guys? They anything?

These guys are pussies

Goes by Thorn, expert hacker

ground pilot

Did 18 months for hacking in Seattle central operating system

Shut down the whole city for 3 days

Why the hell would he do that?

Because he can

What?

I'm not looking for an office worker

Oh that's not him

Another one with a death wish. You two got a lot in common.

I could do that

You know what?

I'm gonna come around and say it

I belong on you

- You can't do that. - No.

I'd want a special rate on that one.

Yeah, yeah, that's the pecker

Always on the damn road going someplace you don't give a damn about

Beats standing still

Yeah, I got two ex-wives

- and three kids who've lost my number who'd disagree

- Hey did you turn off the autopilot? - I didn't touch the autopilot.

Gimme the booze

Are we off course?

Where the hell are we? Hang on a second

Is that the Big Dipper?

Yeah we gotta turn around

Next candidate is an expert in field craft and close quarters combat

Luna

Hi

Young lady, meet a friend of mine. Barney Ross. Barney Ross, Luna. Luna, Barney Ross.

Nice to meet you Mr. Ross

Gentlemen if you'd follow me, I have your table waiting.

Come on. Live a little.

So Luna how are things?

The same old

What do you do? You wanna go, bro?

Would you guys excuse me..

All right so what are we doing here?

Have a drink

Where's your candidate?

Right there in the red dress about to chop those guys in half

- The hostess? - Not the hostess

She's the bouncer

I could do that.

You want to slip on a dress and give it a shot.

Men

She's good

You oughta see her without heels.

When was your last checkup?

I don't know, a while back

High cholesterol, plaque, all that stuff.

Yeah pretty much

Except with me

They found a lump on my lung

Very dark, they said

Why shouldn't I see that coming?

Well, what do you do?

I try to make as much money as I can, fast as I can.

For those kids, you know. The ones I don't talk to.

Make some kind of a good impression on them, before I'm gone

Sad isn't it?

Yeah it is sad. I'm sorry.

Nah that's all bullshit, I'm fine

Just checking you're still human

Had you going there now didn't I?

Yeah you did goddammit

That can never happen again I'll never trust you again

Next kid's a bit of a dark horse.

Just came across my desk. I don't like throwing in a wildcard.

But this guy's creds were too good to pass up.

Anybody seen Felipe?

Yo Felipe.

Looks good Bonaparte.

Yeah not bad.

Finally got it right

Damn

Felipe Silva!

Meet Barney Ross

Galgo, you sent me another fake resume

Mr. Ross I can do what you need, whatever you need

I am healthier than I look, stronger than I look

Faster than I look

Actually, shit, you were born in 1984

Of course not

But I feel like that I was born in 1984

Do not waste your time, Barney we're leaving.

Mr. Ross, Mr. Ross, Mr. Ross

Please

It's like uh, it's like I have discovered.. the fountain of youth

Non, I mean.. the fountain of youth

Ponce de Leon discovered that one.

Um by the way..

another great Spaniard, like myself.

Mr. Ross

Age is just a state of mind

You're only old, when you surrender

When you give up, and I haven't, not yet

- Galgo, this shit has got to stop - I gotta go

This is the third time this month

Seriously, move on.

What's this guy's story?

Actually I feel a little sorry for him

His last team dropped him

Back in the day, you couldn't catch him

- Very fast, maybe even faster than you - No way

Oh maybe

But, what am I gonna say

It's a young man's game

I need a job!

All I know what to do is killing people And I do that very well

Damn! - Dammit!

- What's the story on this guy? - Found him at DARPA

- DARPA? - Sounds like a town in North Africa

Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency

Where they send the brightest military minds to develop next-gen weapons.

Google it

I'm not looking for weapons nerd

Ah, then you've come to the right place

Yo Marlito

Mars I like you to meet Barney Ross

As shooters go, Mars is as gifted as they get

Whatever you say

What do you say?

What I've got here is an X-25 assault rifle

Laser range, 25mm high explosive air burst rounds

Can be programmed to detonate over or behind the target

He'll do

Final candidate, John Smilee. Guy's got the most teeth in the industry.

A lot of skills, Marines, special operator

- But there is, an issue - What issue?

Yeah classic authority problem

There's a couple more swimming around in there too

Sorry Barney for wasting your time like this. He's not the guy I thought he was.

No

I want to meet him

John

Meet Barney Ross

Didn't do much to impress out there today did you?

You called me, I didn't call you

Think you'd die for the money?

Maybe you like getting your ass kicked in front of strangers

What do you guys want from me?

You running from something?

I don't know you

But I know you

- Oh yeah? - Yeah

How's that

Maybe he thinks you got potential and we're short on time. That about right?

That's about it

What's your problem?

Your problem is you're rolling around in the dirt for chump change

I hear you lost a few friends in the desert

They bought it, and you didn't

And you wear the guilt

I've been there

He's been there

We all lived it

Well you don't know me

I know the type.

Bonaparte you're right.

You did waste my time.

Hey, you didn't waste your time.

If you're going after Stonebanks, we might want to talk about financials now

Normally it's just 10%, but

I figured with Stonebanks in the equation I might want to get my fee.. possibly now.

I mean, not that you're not good for it, just, if you don't mind.

I don't mind.

It sounds like you don't have too much faith in me.

I don't.

How was your vacation?

Ready to go to work?

You find him yet?

He's in Bucharest putting together a deal with some Albanian mobster.

You got 36 hours, that's your window.

After that he's back off the grid.

Satellite map

Coordinates for where he'll be

Interesting guy

Your friend Stonebanks

You're not gonna like this but..

they want him alive.

Are you kidding me?

They want to try him at The Hague

For war crimes

You're gonna give this guy a chance in court?

It's not my decision

- No, it never is. - That's the way it's gotta be. - Great.

Agency's got a local safehouse.

You're gonna need it.

Don't trash the place.

I heard you got a job.

That's right.

Who the hell are they?

They're with me.

And we're not?

Gunner I had told you everything I had to tell you back at the bar.

And stop drinking so much.

You want to get yourself killed

With those youngsters

Do us all a favor and get the hell out of here

Wheels up in 10

If your guys wanted to fight,

why didn't they just get married?

You seriously smoking next to aviation fuel?

Amateur

Amateur assholes

Who you calling asshole, grandpa?

Grandpa's about to crush your windpipe.

What is this? Is this your toy?

Boy?

You want to dance big guy?

Hey! It's just a job

Come on, let's go

Bunch of has been's still trying to be hard

You're young and you're dumb

Jingling jingling

Keep it

You're gonna need it

Never thought you would call in that favor

I'm also not happy about it

Got a minute?

What do you need?

Tell me more about this guy we're going after.

It doesn't matter, you were hired to do a job.

How about answering why we're doing this job?

I owe you a salary that's it

Why are we going after Stonebanks?

You have a hard time taking orders don't you?

If I don't know what they are, yeah.

I know you don't give a damn about us.

I get that.

But just tell me why you want to take out this guy so bad.

Thirty seconds to drop.

Copy that.

Let's go.

I can take care of myself.

Twenty seconds to drop.

Ten seconds..

We're on.

This guy's got more muscle than a cartel king.

Maybe he's up for a conference or something.

What you're drinking Barney? Is that like vanilla latte or somehting?

Stay sharp.

Move.

You have to think about this again Mr. Menz.

I promise you this won't happen again

Move the car. - I'm talking to you!

Nice driving Mars

Good performance

Yeah, too good

Any closer and I'd beat his ass

I believe her

Got 'em

Oh man, this guy's protected better than the president.

Yeah, and his crib's like a 5-star fortress.

Listen we're not taking him there.

I bet the hotel is full of guests.

So where do we hit them?

At the meet.

We'll hit him from all four sides.

Hit him hard.

Ok, um, so

Our plan is to what? Kick down the door and start spraying bullets?

It's a great plan

If it's 1985

And what's that supposed to mean?

You heard me

You got a better plan?

Much better.

Let's hear it.

Thorn, you're up.

Ok, I'm the plan.

This better be good.

First I hack the security grid main server, boom.

Bypass the motion detector lasers and biometric sensors, pow.

Override the surveillance videos and CCTV systems, ba-bam.

And we are in.

It's child play.

Just like that?

Just like that.

Just like that.

Exactly, like that.

You better be right.

Ba-bam.

Ba-bam.

Let's go.

So why'd you let your team go?

If you stick around long enough you're gonna buy it. It was time.

They didn't seem too happy about it.

If you're looking to go the family route,

it's the wrong job for you.

There are different kinds of family

And when my life is on the line

That's my family fighting with me

You know what I mean.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Right on time.

Ladies first

Go ahead then Thorn

Will you shut up and get in the sewer.

And ladies and gentlemen, we officially have eyes in the sky.

Copy that.

Let's do this.

Thought you'd never ask.

Good to go.

Good luck boys.

Woah! Shit!

What's the problem?

The buyer, they're early

Threat just doubled.

You're early.

What do you think?

It's ok.

When Cain slew his brother

God banished him from civilization

But before that he placed a mark on him

It was a felon's brand, but..

to protect him from roving hunters

Customs is not X-ray artwork

Only oils

Very good

There you have it

Gabil

My pleasure

As always

Can you access nuclear weapons?

I might

But generally I find people are a little too emotional for ownership

And I'd hate you killing all my other customers by accident

Or on purpose

In position

In position

Set

I pay you what you want

Let me think about it

We're on.

Stonebanks is moving, watch it.

Like little mice..

Try again

Open sesame

Go go go

Move

Go

Barney Ross says hello

Nice job

Trench you copy?

I'm waiting

Package is secured.

Hurry up.

It's boring.

Why don't you just a bullet in his head and be done with it

Hey, you said we were taking him in.

Good morning.

Are these your students?

Hey kids, what'd you learn tonight huh?

What happened to the old crew?

Oh that's right.

They stuck their noses into other people's worlds and got fatally injured.

Now they're The Deletables

Hey, you hear that kids?

Take note cause that's what you're doing right now.

Let me shut his mouth.

You're talking pretty tough to a guy who's incapacitated, which is good for you. - Is it?

Why don't you cut me loose and I'll open your meat shirt and show you your own heart.

Hey Barney.

Why don't the two of us just end this? What do you say?

Mix it up, either you snapping my spine or me snapping yours

You know, make it snappy

He thinks I'm joking. I'm not joking.

You should see me when I'm angry

You'd be very impressed

And very dead

So come on pal

Anything you want to get off your chest

Come on, lay it out

I'm a good listener

You're gonna take me back to the has been crew?

Carve me up around a fire

Very tribal

When we stop, I wanna break every bone in your body

And drop what's left at The Hague

The Hague. I finally made the big-time.

I'm a war criminal

Keep laughing

Do you think,

that you can just deliver me like a package?

We were close once

See we started this whole Expendables thing together, see?

Look I've got the marks

They're a bit faded but, we had a falling out

You went dark

It's a dark business Barney, don't pretend you're not in it.

The baddest survive, those are the rules, I didn't make them up

You see Barney here was content to work for the small end money

As an employee

Now being boss is more lucrative but that's a concept that somehow eluded you

Plus you got that pesky moral conscience

God that stuff gets in the way

He thinks he's the good guy

Keep talking while you can

Sure, you got a conscience that makes you weak

Success, real success

Is being willing to do the things that other people are not

Not everyone's as sick as you

Oh, but you are

Did you kill anyone today Barne?

Blow any shit up?

How bout you kids? Kill anyone?

Before you all start grabbing bricks to stone me at The Hague

You might want to check your own hands for blood

But I digress. Where was I?

Yes, business is booming right?

A chopper here, a missile there, guns

Whatever, when suddenly

a competitor

If you can call Uncle Sam a competitor

Hires my own team. Barney and the whole gang to whack me.

Things got ugly real fast and a lot of poeple got dead

Three former brothers in arms

- Shut your mouth. - Three Expendables

Our brothers, men we ate with, fought with, bled with, dead!

He puts three slugs into my chest - thank God for body armor, even I thought I was dead

And then he boogies out with the casualties, all dead! Because you couldn't stay out of my business!

Shut your mouth!

Go on, do it!

Go on! - It's what he wants.

It's hard to fathom

I can't believe you forgot

What?

That it's hard to beat an enemy when he's living inside your own head

You see you tie me up

Like an animal

Leave me to the slaughter. You humiliate me. Disgrace me.

Now when the time comes to kill you

And it will. I will not use a weapon. I will use my hands

Because I want you to feel the way that I feel right now

cause we were brothers

What's that?

It's a GPS tracker

How about that?

Hold it.

We may need them.

I need a body, find him.

- What happened?

- We found a shitstorm.

It's gonna getting worse.

This came in for you, 10 minutes ago.

Hey Barney.

My search party's dead so I'm taking it you're still with us.

Now you should've killed me when you had the chance cause that's your last window, and it's gone

Now, I got something to show you here

Lida, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo, and Chica

Yeah yeah yeah

Hey, give her a little squeeze, there

Personally, I'd chalk it up to collateral damage, but I don't give a fuck.

But, I know you.

- 48 hours and they're gone for good. - You want them?

- Come get them

What are you gonna do?

Wow, looking a little strung out there kids.

This is what you get for being pawns in Barney's moral chess game.

That one looks a little slack.

You know I feel most bad for you.

I don't give a shit how you feel.

I do, I have a daughter.

I have feelings, anyway.

You know, when the CIA, I, er presume that's who you're working for

Am I right?

I bet you don't even know who you're working for

But for Barney?

Do you know who's he working for?

Does he know who's he working for?

It gets very confusing

Anyway, when the CIA wanted guys doing the dangerous work

in the dangerous places,

they called us. When they didn't want to get their hands dirty,

they called us.

Yup, we cleared every hotspot they had

We bumped the bad guys so that the good guys could roll in looking like heroes

We killed a lot

But we saved more lives

than you can possibly imagine

Then the boys on the hill wanting no loose ends

Tried to bury me

I was an American

Working for America

Was

They'd eat their own children

The lesson here is

Never do business with the government

I'm gonna save you that heartache.

You never will.

So you're getting your old team?

Nah, I've burned that bridge.

You know your pride is gonna get you killed.

Better me than them.

- So you're really gonna go back? - Yeah

- Alone? - Yeah

You're an idiot.

Thanks for showing up.

I guess our favors are done.

But you're still an idiot.

How the hell did you find me?

People talk.

I hear things.

You got a mission

I can help

My name is Galgo.

Let me fill you in.

I am good, very good.

At warfare.

You know good memory, afraid of nothing

I want to be your friend.

I don't need a friend.

Yes, you do

Everybody does.

I don't have any friends That's why I know

Besides my friendship issues,

what I really need now is somehting to do

Well not just anything but

what I was born to do

Best bet, this is a one way trip

Excuse me sir, but

one way trip

is better than no way

which is the way I live now.

Help me with the crate.

I'm sorry

On the plane Gogo

On the plane, yes. But Gogo no Gogo, Galgo.

- Galgo. - Gogo sounds like a Parisian hooker.

I am the bridegroom of death

The lyrics of a Spanish legion old songs

that we used to sing when we're on a mission in Croatia

That's where I met Mingo

The best point man ever

Some kind of savant you know, ambush

this guy could sniff, under fire

The coolest cat ever

Just pure eyes in his veins

We were pinned down once like two bullets left

I looked over

Not one bead of sweat

Yeah

Can I help you up there

You're a mechanic now?

Of course I am a mechanic. I am whatever you need me to be sir.

Ok then just be quiet.

Yes, sir

Tiger,

This sniper I knew

I mean, this guy got it all figured out

Wind speed, temperature

Barometric pressure

But you know what he says the most important?

No

Patience

Really?

Yes, he said that

This thing smells good, what is that? Kerosene? Gasoline?

Aviation fuel

It's good

The best team member ever, his name was Torres

Holy shit

You wouldn't believe what this guy was capable to do

Un-believable

I'm telling you, man.

- Galgo? - Yes, sir

I think I know why your team let you go

You do?

Really?

Yes

Last chance

You sure you want to do this?

I like travelling.

Good.

Uh, who are those guys?

My old team.

What the hell are you doing here?

You were stupid enough to get yourself into this mess

We're the only ones crazy enough to get you out of it.

Come on

We're late for a war.

Galgo you might want to get out of that seat, Christmas is coming.

But it's June.

Galgo, get the hell out.

Yes sir.

My hat.

I'm curious

What?

Since when did suicide become your hobby?

I got a will

You know I'm probably the only friend you've got.

I got a lot of friends

You walk into a room, people jump on the tables

I missed you Christmas

I miss you too you demented bastard

You could've left it demented

Solid structure

That is taking us from one place to another

Through unbelievable speeds

Think about it

If God...if God... if he would've liked us you know flying

He would've give us feathers

Do you have feathers?

Do you have feathers?

- I don't have feathers - It's gonna be a long ass flight fellas

It's going to be

It's going to be a long flight but don't worry

I'm here, because I can't sleep on planes..

Yeah

Thought you should know Barney, you're walking into a shitstorm

NSA ran a signals and frequencies check on your team's phones.

This bastard's not even trying to hide them

Where has he taken them?

They're in Azmanastan.

Another honeymoon hotspot.

Who is that?

Lee Christmas.

Not far off, Christmas.

Stonebanks's compound is where he trains his goons.

It's very heavily fortified.

What's up with the local army?

I don't understand a word this guy is saying.

Local army status.

Small, corrupt.

Stonebanks got all the brass in his pocket.

Been running his operations through this shithole of a country for years.

Want some advice?

- What's the advice? - What goddamn language is that?

They don't teach you that on the stage either.

Look who's talking.

What's the advice Drummer?

Forget about what you're thinking.

Remember our deal.

We need him alive.

So he can sit in a courtroom and beat this on a technicality?

Those are orders Barney.

- You broke the phone. - I got another one.

Think we'll make it back from this one?

You didn't have to come along, Christmas.

Sure I did

Morons need friends.

Gentlemen.

Change of plans.

This is it?

This is your evac team?

Short notice.

Yeah

Very short

Where is your team?

Major Drummer?

No team, this one's off the books.

I'm not even here.

Nobody's here.

I thought Church was asshole.

Hysterical is strength. Weird. Weird concept

I mean, if you're hysterically strong

You don't even have to go to the gym

You are just strong. You just got it

Hysterical was a concept that actually was applied to women..

..in the 19th century

You know what I mean

Well, this is an interesting place

He gave me a migraine

I hear that

Don't you think?

Look on the bright side

You run out of bullets, you can talk him to death.

Roger that

Tall one doesn't like me

He doesn't like anybody

- What you say? - He likes you

What the hell is that?

What?

That computer strapped to your wrist

Nothing

The same thing you were busting that kid's balls about.

Nah, I had it for a while now.

Why'd your team let you go?

Why is it matter now?

I want to know who I'm working with

They are not around anymore

So

This um,

So why'd they let you go?

They didn't

Benghazi

I was not in the army anymore. We were

retreaving a hostage something like uh

like what we are doing here

It was a beautiful day

No problems

And then it all went bad

We got hit, cut off

Waited for support, no one came

Everybody died

Except me.

Galgo..

Torres and Tiger were right.

You were listening.

Yeah, I was listening.

Thank you.

So what do you think?

I think we should get this over with.

Four signals

Eight stories up.

This is way too wrong.

Sally don't like it.

You know he's got eyes on us now.

- May I suggest something? - No. No, later.

That's what I thought.

That's fine.

Go.

Break it

What the hell..

Hello Barney

I knew you couldn't stay away

But I'm relieved that someone could pick up the kids.

You got them in there, now try gettting them out

But unfortuantely for you

The entire complex has been wired with C-4

It'd take a regular Joe about 90 seconds to get out of there. You got, how about 45?

He's turned this whole place into a bomb

Maybe not

Hey!

9% battery power? You didn't charge it?

Excuse me but what are you doing?

Try to run some code, should be able to jam the signal

Why didn't you think of that?

Well I use it to check the weather

Will you just shut up and let him do his thing?

You sure you're gonna do this Thorn?

I can do it, I can do it.

Come on, man.

Come on, man.

Come on, come on.

Come on Thorn

Come on

You're good, come on Thorn.

Focus, focus.

Got it

Good job, my boy

We lost override. The signal is jammed.

Send them in

Barney the battery's at 8%. When this thing dies, we lose override.

That gives us about 25 minutes tops

Don't pop the bottles yet, we still got trouble.

- What? - Big trouble

Lucky again bro

Try to enjoy the view because shortly the building that you're currently standing in

will be surrounded by the Azmanastan army.

- How did you shitheads manage to get captured anyway? - Shut the fuck up!

Step back

This is not an accident. And we're trapped in here.

This is exactly what he knew would happen

Us, tearing at each other

This stops now

We can do this

But only if we do this together

If we work as a team

We just may get out of this alive

Now do you, want to make it work

That simple

You got any weapons?

Here's the plan. We're gonna break up into small groups

And go out through the ground floor

Get ready

Come on

- Thorn, you stay with me. - You take Galgo.

Yeah I don't want to

What, what? Shhh

Don't stop!

One there, one there

There's too many!

They're on our flank. Bring it to 'em.

That's enough, light them up

Incoming

Up the shaft Thorn. You gotta protect that signal jammer.

I thought you could fight.

Jesus God, you're ok?

Do not worry I love this

Good keep moving.

Relax.

I told you you'd give yourself a stroke.

You got a tank problem pal.

Do something about it.

I'm on it.

Trench, on your right

That's gotta hurt

Drummer's in the house.

Let's go.

Time to pick up the tempo boys.

Look out for the chopper.

Not good.

Hold on.

This is not happening.

You want to do something?

Put me down! Put me down!

Oh shit

Hi there

Closer

Closer

Yang, hit something

Next

Your name is Luna right?

Luna means moon.

Hypnotic, mysterious, magical, like yourself.

Would you like to hold my gun?

Goodbye, sweet.

There he is!

Come on, drive this thing.

This one's for Caesar, assholes.

Yeah!

Damn that's cool.

It was all under control.

That's what it looked like.

Come on!

This the happiest moment of my life.

Jingling jingling.

You finished here?

Men!

- You're not gonna believe this - Oh, god.

I've been thinking of you the whole time.

- During the whole fight! - Can we just go?

Come on.

Hold up.

Where did you learn how to fly?

In Tehran.

Warning, we got reinforcements.

Shit.

Drummer, there's another wave coming.

The only way out is up.

On my way.

Evac in 5.

Got it.

Everybody get to the roof now.

Got it.

Trench, Yang, come on, clear the roof.

Let's go.

Damn.

- Always this easy? - Pretty much.

How hard can it be to kill 10 men?

D'you think you could even just wound a couple?

Watch closely.

And again.

Anybody else?

Useless bunch..

You want something done right..

You got valet parking here?

Yeah, there's some right here.

Go go go

Don't stop

Come on guys, move it.

Drummer, we're pinned down.

Stop mumbling.

Good morning.

Let's get to the chopper.

Let's go

Go go go go move go

Go gotta go

- Yang? - You're welcome

You're working for Trench?

Yeah, he pay me more money

- Who the hell are you? - I'm the guy that just saved your ass

(Spanish profanity...)

Batteries at 2%

Hey Barney, leaving so soon?

Come on, ley's finish this

How you feeling?

Come on, stand up, you'll feel better.

Barney where are you?

Lose the armor, I want you to feel this.

Barney we gotta go.

And don't even think about going for that piece of garbage in the bag.

Come on.

That's it.

We don't need these, do we?

Come on.

Barney we gotta go.

Batteries at 1%

Come on Barney.

What about The Hague huh?

I am The Hague.

Batteries gone.

Gotta go, gotta go.

No don't, wait, wait.

I can't wait.

Go!

Come on, Barney! Go!

What the hell..

You owe me Barney.

Barney!

Pull me up.

You're gonna fire us again, Barney?

Come on!

Can't hear you, pal!

I'm gonna kill you!

Alright, I'm sorry!

- Pull me up you idiots. - Don't pull him up.

To Caeser

Caeser

Yo Barney

Yeah

I don't think I'll be needing this anymore.

You want your luck back?

I hope I didn't stretch it.

I think you did stretch it.

- Good to have you back man. - Good to be back.

Don't scare us like that anymore, ok.

Hail Caeser.

You never got him to The Hague.

You know Drummer..

Working with you ain't been so bad.

I haven't had so much fun in years.

Fun's important.

These guys are nuts.

Our power's combined...

Yes, you are

Come on, there must be a plan

- Woah, Major Old-School - Major Badass

I'll drink to that

I am sure I have done enough

That I am worth my weight, in gold you know

Am I close? And since I am as crazy as you

I am sure I feel game..

- Galgo? - Yes sir?

Welcome aboard.

Thank God!

Because I already spent a fortune on this

You know what I mean

I am so happy

Barney thank you

No, no, no, no

- No hugging - No hugging

Ooh..

Best two out of three.

- Hey! - Hey!

- Just wanted to say thanks.

For what?

- For caring. - Oh, come on.

- You know, if you were 30 years younger.. - I'd be afraid of you.

Cheers.

Hey Yang, looks like you had a growth spurt.

Tall people don't live long.

So you're working for Trench now.

And you, I thought you retired.

I lied.

Good.

You guys want to get a room?

So jealous.

We came in this thing together, we gonna leave here together.

Absolutely.

Cheers.

You know for a guy that doesn't take orders very well

You did pretty good.

Yeah?

So when do I take over?

Keep drinking.

Hey Smilee!

Get over here.

You did good kid.

You look like a proud, demented father.

You could've skipped the demented part.

It was a compliment.