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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

...98, 99, 100!

Ah! Looking good, Freddy.

-You too, Freddy. -Thanks!

-And so am I! -Doh! Oh!

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Come on, Velma!

Mmm...

This data has to compute!

Let's see!

Independent variables, unit analysis, it all adds up!

Thought so!

Hmm.

What is this?

Line up for inspection!

That's better.

Thank you.

-(DIAL TONE) -Yes, I'd like a double extra large pizza, please.

Triple, Shaggy.

Make that a triple extra large pizza

with peanut butter, potato chips, pickles...

...and Scooby Snacks.

And Scooby Snacks.

-Great call, Scoob! -Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

-How fast can you get here? -(BELL DINGING)

Huh?

Wow, like that is fast, Scoob.

Really fast.

Hi! A-yo-ho-hoo!

And a Pirate Pizza delivery for you.

-SHAGGY: Like, thanks, Stu. And keep the change! -Ah!

Ahoy, maties! Enjoy!

(GROANING)

Like, voila! (LAUGHS)

-Pizza! -I'm starving!

What kind?

ALL: Ew!

-Gross! -I'll pass!

Definitely pass.

Like, suit yourselves. Just more for me and Scoob.

-Yeah, yeah! -(BOTH LAUGHING)

-Cheers, Scoob! -Cheers, Shaggy!

The salty peanut butter taste really compliments the other flavors nicely, huh, Scoob?

Hmm?

Hmm...

SHAGGY: Hey, it sort of looks like an old treasure map!

SCOOBY-DOO: Treasure map?

Like, we didn't order any treasure map in our pizza.

Let me see.

Wow! This map is said to lead to the fortune

of Gnarlybeard the pirate.

Like, who's Gnarlybeard the pirate?

He was a villainous scallywag who sailed the seas

a long time ago.

Start flashback, please.

-VELMA: Gnarlybeard the pirate sailed the seven seas... -(GNARLYBEARD LAUGHING)

...conquering, pillaging and looting for years with his maniacal sidekick,

-Ye Phantom Parrot. -SHAGGY: Phantom?

VELMA: A huge, menacing parrot with a terrifying squawk!

(SQUAWKING)

Gnarlybeard the pirate was equally as frightening.

Gnarlybeard's beard was so nasty and nauseating

that it's foul, horrendous stench would knock people unconscious

so he could steal from them.

And as they sailed away, you could hear Ye Phantom Parrot's

-creepy bird call echoing through the night. -(SQUAWKING)

And it is said that his biggest treasure was never found.

Until now, gang.

This map leads to that treasure!

I wonder what's in it.

Diamonds, emeralds?

-Scooby Snacks? (LAUGHING) -(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

ALL: Huh?

(SQUAWKING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(GRUNTING)

(SQUAWKING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(SQUAWKING)

(ALL GASPING)

He's got the map! I'm going in.

Give me back that map, Buster.

(SQUAWKING)

-(LOUD CRASH) -Huh?

Hey, bird brain!

Look what you did to our wall!

We got to get that map back!

It's the only way to find the treasure!

(BOTH SHIVERING)

Come on, guys, we've got a bird to follow.

Like, one time, Velma, I'd love to hear you say,

"Let's just stay here and eat some grub and chill out."

Me too!

SHAGGY: Whoa!

VELMA: These footprints are most definitely the parrot's.

There is absolutely no doubt about it.

See? Three digits pointing forward,

the hallux pointing to the back.

I'd rather my footprints be pointing back.

To the clubhouse, Scoob!

SCOOBY: Me too!

Keep your eyes and ears open for any sign of the parrot.

Like, what'd she say, Scoob?

Shaggy? Shaggy?

(LAUGHING)

Come on, you guys! Stop goofing around!

We've got to find other clues!

Aw, we sure do. Especially since the footprints stop here.

Impossible! Footprints don't just disappear.

Let me have a look.

Hmm.

It looks to me as if the footprints have disappeared!

Brilliant deduction, Fredward.

Why, thank you!

Well, looks like the bird flew the coup, gang. Oh, well, we tried.

(GASPS) Ew! What's that?

Jinkies! It's a clue!

Is it, like, blood?

(BOTH SHIVERING)

No, it's not blood, you scaredy-cats.

(BOTH MEOWING)

-I need to get this analyzed right away. -(CAR APPROACHING)

Take this to the lab, Dwayne.

(CAR STARTING)

Well, it looks like Ye Phantom Parrot went in there.

Step aside, gang. I'll take the lead here. Follow me!

-(LOUD CRASH) -(FRED GROANS)

ALL: Oh! DAPHNE: Freddy!

Just watch out for that first cave wall.

It hurts.

VELMA: Ah!

After you, Scoob.

After you, Shaggy.

No, no, no, no. After you!

-After you, Shaggy. -No, I insist.

-After you... -After you, Scooby-Doo.

Come on, you wimps!

Like, stay close, Scoob.

I will, I will.

-(LOUD SQUISH) -Ah!

What? Is it Ye Phantom Parrot?

No, I just got my shoes dirty.

And they're my faves!

(SIGHS)

Hey, more of these red splotches!

What are they?

(GROWLING IN DISTANCE)

And what's that noise?

And what's that thing?

(GASPS)

(CRYING) It's Ye Phantom Parrot!

(BOTH SHIVERING)

Huh?

I am Dr. Escobar,

world famous archeologist.

What are you doing here?

(STAMMERING) Well, uh, you see, I... They...

-Uh, that is, we... -Hello!

-(HEART BEATING) -Hello!

Hmm!

Shirley, these youngsters are trying to steal

my most important archeological discovery ever.

Really?

Like, no we're not!

Mmm-hmm.

We are here looking for something else, sir!

I mean, ma'am! Promise!

-Okay. -Just one word of advice then.

(BOTH GULPING)

Stay out of my way in this cave!

(ESCOBAR GRUNTING)

(SHIVERING)

"Stay out of my way in this cave."

That's way more than one word.

That's more like seven!

Actually eight!

ESCOBAR: Shirley!

Bye-bye!

That Dr. Escobar wasn't so nice.

No, but that Shirley sure was cute.

And her perfume smelled terrific.

-Freddy! -What?

We need to get back to why we're here.

To find Ye Phantom Parrot!

-Mmm-hmm. -Yes.

(STAMMERING) I don't think we need to find him anymore.

ALL: Why?

Because Ye Phantom Parrot found us!

(SQUAWKING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(SQUAWKING)

♪ Here comes summer

♪ Man, I really feel the heat

♪ Let's go fishin'

♪ Gonna solve a mystery

♪ Underneath the moon, underneath the stars

♪ Scooby and the gang are here

♪ Sitting by the fire

♪ Playing our guitars

♪ Let me hear a campfire cheer

♪ Summertime

♪ Having fun in the summertime

♪ In the sun There's no better time

♪ Summertime

♪ Hanging out with the gang all through summer

♪ Summertime

♪ Having fun in the summertime

♪ In the sun There's no better time

♪ Summertime

♪ Hanging out with the gang all through summertime

♪ Underneath the moon, underneath the stars

♪ Scooby and the gang are here

-♪ Sitting by the fire -(SHUSHING)

♪ Playing our guitars

-♪ Let me hear a campfire cheer -(SHUSHING)

(SHUSHING)

♪ Summertime

-♪ Having fun in the summertime -(SQUAWKING)

-♪ In the sun There's no better time -(LAUGHING)

♪ Summertime

♪ Hanging out with the gang all through summer

♪ Summertime

♪ Having fun in the summertime

-♪ Summertime -♪ In the sun

♪ There's no better time

♪ Summertime

♪ Hanging out with the gang all through summertime ♪

(GRUNTING)

-(ROARING) -(SCREAMING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(ALL BREATHING HEAVILY)

Like, I think we lost that beefed up bird.

Yeah, but we lost the map again!

-SCOOBY: Huh? -Jinkies!

What is it, Velma?

Look, I found another clue! A bicycle.

Like, what's that doing here?

I don't know!

Guys, guys, guys! I think I see a way out.

Look!

SHAGGY: The faster I get out of this creepy cave the better.

Come on!

-(YE PHANTOM SQUAWKING) -(ALL GASPING)

Looks like we're not getting out of here any time soon!

(ALL GROANING)

Wait, let me see.

Hmm, nope, looks like we're not getting out of here any time soon.

Thank you for that observation.

You're welcome.

Push, Scooby, push!

I am, I am!

Head's up, gang! I'll get us out of this.

(CROWD CHEERING)

24, six, blue, 72.

BOTH: (CHANTING) Freddy! Freddy! Freddy!

Green. 24. Hike, hike, hike!

(GRUNTING)

(GROANING) Touchdown.

(GROANS)

There's no other way out of here.

(BOTH SCREAMING AND CRYING)

SHAGGY: Like, I don't want to be stuck in here forever!

There's nothing to eat in here!

(BOTH SOBBING)

But, Scooby, there is one thing to eat in here.

How about busting us out of here for a Scooby Snack?

Scooby Snacks? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

DAPHNE: Catch!

Scooby-Doo!

(ALL CHEERING)

I hope I brought my "A" game.

(STRUGGLES) No gutter ball!

(GIGGLING)

Strike!

(LAUGHING)

FRED: Yes!

DAPHNE: Way to go, Scooby!

Way to go, Scooby!

(LOUD SQUAWKING)

The parrot!

FRED: He went into that old, abandoned, creepy, scary, rundown lighthouse. Come on!

Like, hello?

Hello?

Golly, looks like no one's been in here for ages!

Or cleaned this place!

What a dump!

Jinkies, another clue!

This telescope is new.

Everything else here is old.

And these glasses are next to it.

They're so small!

And so out of style. Ew!

-Hey, you kids! -(ALL GASPING)

What are you doing here?

Uh, nothing. (STAMMERING) That is, I...

Uh, we... We, um...

Allow me.

(CLEARS THROAT) Mr. Lighthouse Man,

of course there is a perfectly reasonably explanation for why we're here.

You see, a giant evil parrot stole our treasure map.

And so we followed him into your lighthouse.

You're looking for the giant evil parrot, huh?

Yes, ma'am. I mean sir. You are a sir.

-Yes, sir. -Yes, sir.

Have you seen him?

Green feller? Eye patch? Hookwing?

ALL: Yes!

Never seen him.

ALL: Aw!

But I did hear a loud squawk a little while ago

coming from the top of the lighthouse.

The top of the lighthouse? Gulp!

No one's been up there for years.

SHAGGY: Double gulp!

VELMA: Oh, look how far up it goes!

SHAGGY: Triple gulp!

DAPHNE: (GASPS) Hey, where did the lighthouse guy go?

He was here until we all looked up.

Hey, Mr. Lighthouse ma'am. I mean man.

Where are you, Mr. Lighthouse Man?

-(PARROT SQUAWKING) -(ALL GASPING)

It's the Phantom Parrot! He's up there!

Well, gang, it's been a blast. We've got to go though, right, Scoob?

-Come on! -All right!

No, no, no, no. You two aren't going anywhere.

And besides, I believe I solved the mystery.

-Huh? -But first, we have to catch the Phantom Parrot.

Can't we just leave and go home, please? Pretty please?

Nope, we've got to catch ourselves a bird!

I thought you'd say that!

And I have a plan!

Shaggy, you're a big part of this!

And I thought you'd say that too!

Huddle!

Okay, what's the plan?

(ALL WHISPERING)

I've been a lot of things before,

but I've never been a giant cracker.

Parrots love crackers.

Have you ever heard of Polly want a cracker?

Polly want a cracker? Yeah!

It's the only way to lure the parrot out.

Then it'll chase you...

And we'll catch it!

It all sounds so easy, but it's my skinny neck on the line.

(WHIMPERING)

Here, parrot, parrot, parrot, parrot!

Here, parrot!

Oh, Phantom Parrot!

Phantom Parrot want a cracker?

I'm not Shaggy, I'm a cracker!

A delicious, salty, crispy cracker.

(WHIMPERING)

Oh, here Phantom Parrot!

(WHIMPERING)

(PARROT SQUAWKING)

(GASPING)

(WHIMPERING)

(PARROT SQUAWKING)

I'm a cracker, Mr. Parrot.

I'm not Shaggy, I'm a delicious, salty cracker.

Huh? A delicious, salty cracker?

Yum, like, this is good!

I can see why Polly always wants a cracker!

(LAUGHS)

Mmm.

Tastes pretty good, huh?

-(GASPS) -(SQUAWKS)

(SQUAWKING)

Yikes!

-(PARROT SQUAWKING) -(SHAGGY SCREAMING)

(SHAGGY SCREAMING)

Yoinks!

(ESCALATOR MUSIC PLAYING)

(SHAGGY SCREAMING)

(PARROT SQUAWKING)

SHAGGY: Yoinks!

Ah!

You're so fast!

No!

(WHIMPERING)

(PARROT GROWLING)

Please spare me.

Guys.

Birdie. Nice birdie... Nice birdie.

(SQUAWKING)

Ahhh!

(SQUAWKING)

(SQUAWKING)

(SQUAWKING LOUDLY)

ALL: Got you!

I think I laid an egg, gang!

-We got him! -We got him!

Now it's time to solve the mystery

and show who the Phantom Parrot really is.

Mr. Lighthouse Man?

-Dr. Escobar? -Nope.

It's...

ALL: Pizza delivery boy Stu?

Yeah!

FRED: How'd you know, Velma?

Well...

Those red splotches turned out to be pizza sauce from Stu's pizzas.

And that bicycle was Stu's delivery bike.

(SPITS) Ha!

And those glasses and telescope were Stu's too.

And that pirate map is mine! (GROS)

It accidentally fell into your pizza when we were cooking it.

Like, finders keepers, man.

No, the maps mine.

And so is the treasure!

I'm the great, great, great, great, great grandkid

of Gnarlybeard the pirate, maybe.

So, you created the Phantom Parrot to scare everyone off

so you could find the treasure!

Sure did!

And I would have gotten away with it if not for you meddling kids!

But you're, like, a kid too, Stu!

And kind of meddling.

True. Ha!

Now, let me out of this cage, man! (GROANS)

Come on! I'm not... I'm not playing here!

(ALL SIGHING)

It's too bad that the map led to the lighthouse.

But no treasure!

The treasure's got to be out there somewhere!

Hmm...

Like, all I know is that I've got my own treasure right here.

-(SQUAWKING) -Like, Ye Phantom Parrot's back!

(SQUAWKING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCOOBY-DOO LAUGHING)

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

(LAUGHING)

(GUITAR STRUMMING)

♪ Everybody wants a chance to be a hero

♪ Everybody wants a chance to save the day

♪ Won't you come along and maybe be a hero?

♪ 'Cause it feels all right Yeah, it feels okay

♪ Yeah, Scooby

♪ Come on, Scooby

♪ Oh, Scooby

♪ Yeah, Scooby

♪ Hey! Hey!

♪ Ho! Ho!

♪ Hey! Hey!

♪ Ho! Ho!

♪ Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho!

♪ Everybody, let's go!

(NEWS REPORT MUSIC PLAYING)

MALE NEWSCASTER: The weather will remain partly sunny,

which means the Coolsville mayoral race is up for grabs.

In other news, it's the final delivery for pizza delivery boy, Stu Stukowski.

-Hey, it's about Stu! -(SNORING)

I wonder if he'll mention us!

Stu was arrested for dressing up like a crazed, seven-foot green bird

while hunting for Gnarlybeard's treasure.

But the map didn't lead to any treasure!

I wonder if there even is a treasure!

Of course there's a treasure!

And it's still out there!

(BOTH GASPING)

Jinkies, he's right!

I've got big news, everyone!

-What? -What?

The most important part of...

Ah, Scooby, Shaggy!

(SHOUTING) Wake up!

SHAGGY: Hey!

We're up, we're up, we're up!

The most important part of Gnarlybeard's map is missing.

That's why it didn't lead to any treasure.

What are you talking about, Velma?

This corner here is gone

which would show exactly where "X" marks the spot.

I don't like where this is going, Scoob. Come on!

Hmm.

And the missing piece kind of looks like someone took a bite out of it.

Someone did.

Scooby?

Me?

You accidentally ate it with the pizza!

Hmm.

(LAUGHING)

This X-ray machine should give us some insight.

See? There it is.

SHAGGY: Like, how'd it taste, Scoob?

Not bad.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Jinkies!

We now have the complete treasure map

and the exact location of "X" marks the spot.

Look!

DAPHNE: So, the "X" wasn't in the creepy old abandoned lighthouse.

Nope. According to the map, it's up on the creepy old abandoned bluff.

Like, no way!

If its creepy you can count us out.

Me too!

Shaggy, we have to go for the treasure now!

Yeah, come on!

-VELMA: (CLEARS THROAT) Guys...

Like, I have a bad feeling about this, Scoob!

Me too, Shaggy!

(WHIMPERS)

VELMA: This printout of the complete map should do the trick.

Come on, guys, the bluff is this way.

-(WOMAN SCREAMING) -(ALL GASPING)

Like, what was that?

And that?

I don't know, but I do know that someone's coming.

Hide!

Come along, Shirley. There's no time to waste!

Coming!

It's got to be around here somewhere.

We can't let anyone find it before we do!

SHIRLEY: Okay!

(ESCOBAR COUGHING)

It was that meanie, Dr. Escobar.

FRED: And that cutie, Shirley.

(SNIFFING) Gosh, she smells terrific.

-Freddy! -Mmm?

MAN: Hot dogs! Get your red hots!

-Speaking of smelling terrific, how about those hot dogs?

(BOTH SNIFFING)

-Scooby! -Shaggy!

DAPHNE: We've got a mystery to solve!

MAN: Hot dogs here. Get your red hots.

Hot dogs here. Get your red hots.

Yeah... Ooh.

-Hey, we'd like a hot dog or two. -Or three.

Whoa, you got it, sonny. (LAUGHS)

I just served another kid.

What's going on around here tonight? Some kind of a kid convention? (LAUGHS)

Nope, just mystery solving. And mysteries sure make us hungry, right, Scoob?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Whoa, there. You're not one of them looking

for Gnarlybeard's treasure, are you?

Well, like, yeah, we are!

Well, I've seen many try to find the treasure

never to be heard from again!

(BOTH GULPING)

(ORGAN PLAYING)

That treasure is cursed.

Cursed, I tell you. Cursed!

Here's your hot dogs, enjoy!

-Huh! -Ahhh!

Hmm, I wonder what scared them away.

Hmm. Oh, well.

Hot dogs. Get your hot dogs here. Hot dogs!

VELMA:According to the mapp,

"X" marks the spot should be right around here somewhere.

Yup, but more precisely,

the "X" is located exactly 13 steps from the lighthouse.

-There's this creepy hot dog guy. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

And he said the treasure's cursed and people disappear...

Shaggy, we don't have time for that now!

But, but, but, but...

But nothing!

We've got to find "X" marks the spot!

Hmm.

Hey! I found something, gang.

It's a compass!

Jinkies, it's a clue!

And look, it has the initials "D.E." on it.

Hmm.

Hey, everyone, I found something else!

The "X" is right here!

Thirteen steps from the lighthouse!

I don't see any "X" here. Or a treasure.

SCOOBY: Me neither.

Well, can't say we didn't try.

Come on, Scoob.

VELMA: Wait a minute!

Don't you remember pirate movies?

-We have to dig at "X" marks the spot to find the treasure. -(DOOR OPENING)

-ALL: Huh? -Shh!

Someone's coming. Hide!

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(GROANING)

It's the lighthouse guy.

I have a bad feeling about him.

Let's follow him!

-And you two can start digging! -Mmm.

Shaggy, take this map till we get back.

You might need it.

-But, but, but... -Ah!

How come you and me always get stuck doing the dirty work, Scoob?

-No fair. -I guess we better start digging, you dig?

Mmm-hmm. Yeah.

(GRUNTING)

Hmm?

What is it, Scoob?

Zoinks! It really is an "X".

-Weird. -(CHIMING)

-Huh? -Huh?

SHAGGY: A glowing "X"?

Even weirder!

Mmm-hmm.

MAN: Stand on the "X"!

Be ready for flight.

The treasure will soon be in your sight.

(STAMMERING) A glowing, talking "X"?

Forget weird, this is creepy!

Mmm-hmm!

MAN: Stand on the "X", be ready for flight.

The treasure will soon be in your sight.

BOTH: Stand on the "X", be ready for flight.

The treasure will soon be in your sight.

SHAGGY: Whoa!

(BOTH WHIMPERING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

It's a good thing this pirate ship broke our fall.

-Huh, Scoob? -Yeah.

Like, whoa!

Something smells totally gross!

-Yeah! -Really gnarly smell.

Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

BOTH: Gnarly?

Zoinks! Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Scoob?

(BOTH WHIMPERING)

(ROARING)

It's the ghost of Gnarlybeard the pirate!

He stinks!

He smells so bad!

Look!

FRED: Scooby! Shaggy!

VELMA: We have to save them!

But that ghost ship is sailing away so fast.

That is a most accurate statement, Daphne.

With the wind blowing at 43 miles per hour

from the southwest and a steady barometer,

that ship is sailing away at 94 knots.

Total bummer, Velma!

How are we going to catch 'em?

We need something speedy and aerodynamic.

DAPHNE: Something like this?

FRED: Yes, Daphne, something just like that.

A plane?

Out here?

Where did you find that?

My father!

He has our planes parked all over the world.

That is one smart man.

And I'm assuming you can drive.

Of course!

I've been taking flying lessons with my dad forever.

I fly his private jet all the time!

-Hop in! -Okay!

I don't know about this.

(ROARING)

Soon I'll have me treasure back!

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

(ALL LAUGHING)

Quiet, you scallywags!

(SCOOBY-DOO WHIMPERING)

You're my pirate crew now!

Swab the poopdeck!

Hoist down this mast.

Lower your anchor, raise my expectations!

And might I add, we can give that beard of yours a good wash too.

It really needs it.

-(YELLING) -Yoinks!

(GROANING)

♪ Scooby-Doo

♪ Scooby-Doo

♪ The gang's all here

♪ They're on the case

♪ And there's no ghost that they wouldn't face

♪ 'Cause they dig it, dig it, dig it

♪ Scooby-Doo

♪ A haunted tomb, a zombie king

♪ For these meddling kids

♪ They're all routine

♪ 'Cause they dig it, dig it, dig it

♪ Scooby-Doo

♪ Yeah, they dig it, dig it, dig it

♪ Scooby-Doo

♪ Let's go, there's so much to know

♪ Come on along

♪ We'll see

♪ There's no clue we won't look into

-(BOTH GROANING) -♪ To solve a mystery

♪ The gang's all here

♪ They're on the case

♪ There's no ghost that they wouldn't face

♪ 'Cause they dig it, dig it, dig it

♪ Scooby-Doo

♪ Scooby-Doo

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪

(ROARING)

(GRUNTS)

DAPHNE: I can see the pirate ship!

They must be heading for that island.

Hold on!

(LOUD BEEPING)

Does anyone else hear beeping or is it just me?

DAPHNE: Uh, the control button is beeping.

Why is it beeping?

Who knows? I can only fly it.

I don't know how it works.

Oh, brother!

Uh, now might be a good time to make sure your seatbelts are tight across your laps,

and your seats are in the upright position.

-Uh-oh! -Uh-oh!

(SIGHS) I am pooped swabbing the poopdeck, Scoob.

And hungry!

Yeah, let's see what kind of grub they have here in the galley.

-(LOW GROWLING) -Ooh, I'm so hungry, my stomach's growling!

(GROWLING)

Ooh! It's not my stomach that's making all that racket!

It's this creepy ghost!

(MEOWING)

SHAGGY: Oh, what do you know.

It's a stowaway kitten!

Like, what are you doing here?

(MEOWING)

Oh, she likes you, Scoob!

Nice kitty!

Well, there's no grub here on this ship.

Hey, wait, what's this?

Mustard?

There's nothing here but mustard. That's weird.

-(MEOWING) -BOTH: Huh?

Kitty?

Like, where'd she go?

-Must have been spooked out by something. -Yeah, uh-huh.

(ROARING)

DAPHNE: I can't control it!

Velma, does the flight manual say how to fix the plane?

I haven't found anything yet!

(SIGHS) Now, let me get this straight.

If we lose control of the plane,

it'll just plummet straight down 1,000 feet into the ocean below?

-Yes! -Got it.

We're about to go into a nosedive.

You can find out for yourself.

-Hold on! -Oh, no!

Oh, I got it!

We just have to fix the power to weight ratio on the crank case

in connection with the gyroscopic effect auxiliary power

on the scramjet's pulse detonation propeller!

Or maybe we just press the button.

Just press the button? That'll never work!

Let me see!

Hey, why don't you just press that button?

Okay!

-Just as I said! -(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

Yes!

Way to go, Fredward.

No problem.

Okay.

We have good weather and a strong tailwind.

We should be at the island in no time.

You two are useless.

You both are sentenced to walk the plank.

-(BOTH GULPING) -(ROARING)

Do we get, like, one last request or something?

Out with it so that I can get out with you!

How about one last meal?

Fine, what will it be?

Uh, a Scooby Snack would be, like, super groovy cool, ma'am.

-I mean sir. -Scooby Snack, yeah!

All right. (GROANS)

Here, catch!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

SCOOBY-DOO: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

(SCREAMING)

SHAGGY: Way to go, Scoob!

Get back here and walk this plank!

Traitors!

Mutineers!

Poopy heads!

Other way, Scoob. Turn around!

(SCOOBY-DOO LAUGHING)

I wonder if Scooby and Shaggy made it here yet.

(WHISTLING SOUND)

Not quite yet.

In three, two, one.

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL GROANING)

Like, super weird running into you guys here.

Are you guys okay?

We were so worried about you!

We sure showed that Gnarlybeard, huh?

-Mmm-hmm. -He's got nothing on us!

So, what about the map?

Okay, he did get that.

Oh, great. So now Gnarlybeard is going to get to the treasure before we do.

(METAL CLANGING)

Hey, what's that sound?

Jinkies! It's a clue! Come on!

Lead the way.

We'll follow you.

(GNARLYBEARD GRUNTING)

VELMA: It's Gnarlybeard, digging!

(GNARLYBEARD GRUNTING)

(LAUGHING)

Ah!

At last, my treasure!

VELMA: Jinkies, I see another clue!

SHAGGY: Clue-schmue, Velma. We're too late.

Gnarlybeard's already found the treasure.

We've got to stop him now!

And I've got a plan!

Wait, does this plan involve me

dressing up in a humiliating costume again?

-Yup. -(LAUGHING)

And you're dressing up too, Scoob.

Rats!

Aloha, hi.

Aloha, hi.

Welcome to the island, tall, stinky and smelly!

-SCOOBY-DOO: Welcome! -And welcome again!

SCOOBY-DOO: Welcome! SHAGGY: Aloha!

-SCOOBY-DOO: Welcome! -Welcome!

-SCOOBY-DOO: Welcome! -How are you doing?

SCOOBY-DOO: Welcome!

BOTH: We got him!

Ah! (GRUNTING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(BOTH WHIMPERING)

-Here they come. -Ready, gang?

Three, two, one, pull!

Whoa!

(SHAGGY CHEERING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(ROARING)

(LAUGHING)

(ALL SHIVERING)

You know what I do with traitors!

En garde.

-Freddy, you don't bring a banana to a sword fight! -Huh?

(GASPS)

(LAUGHING)

Hey-hey!

ALL: Huh?

Like, great shot, Scoob!

(SCOOBY-DOO LAUGHING)

And now,

I'll show you who Gnarlybeard really is!

(MEOWING)

-It's the kitty from the galley! -My friend?

Huh?

It's not the kitty, you guys!

-It's... -Oh, oh! Dr. Escobar!

-The lighthouse guy! -No!

It's...

Shirley!

Hmm! Big wow!

How'd you know, Freddy?

Shirley's perfume!

I'd never forget that smell.

(SNIFFS) Ah!

-Freddy! -What?

And there were other clues, too.

We found her compass

with Dr. Escobar's initials on it.

SHAGGY: And the mustard was a clue too.

The vendor mentioned he sold a hot dog to another kid!

VELMA: And the final clue was Shirley's shovel.

The sound was so familiar and then there it was next to the treasure.

Hmm. Double big wow!

My brother, Stu, couldn't find the treasure.

But I knew I could!

You're, like, Stu's sister?

-(GASPS) -Yeah!

Gnarlybeard was our great-great-great-great-great grandfather, maybe.

I would have got away with taking that treasure

if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

Like, you're a kid too!

And meddling!

ESCOBAR: She certainly is meddling.

SHAGGY: Dr. Escobar!

FRED: And the lighthouse guy!

I knew you were no good, Shirley.

And no thanks to you, I finally found

my most important discovery.

My lovey-teddy!

SHIRLEY: A teddy bear?

That's what you were looking for the whole time?

Yes, Louie gave it to me on our first date

and I lost it!

Yeah, but now you found it there, little sugar pan!

Yes, I did. Thank heavens!

(BOTH MURMURING)

(GASPS) Gross!

Speaking of treasure, what's inside the chest, everyone?

-Diamonds? -Gold?

Scooby Snacks?

(ALL GASPING)

FRED: It's just a bunch of stuff for Gnarlybeard's beard!

VELMA: Shampoo, conditioner...

SHAGGY: Brushes, beard trimmers, all brand new!

Huh. No wonder his beard was so disgusting.

He never washed or brushed it. Gross!

What a waste of a treasure!

I'm not so sure about that, Freddy.

Right, Scoob?

Yeah! (LAUGHS)

-(KNOCKING) -FRED: Hey, in there!

I've got to go to the bathroom!

VELMA: Me too! Open up!

DAPHNE: Come on, I have to brush my hair!

ALL: Open up!

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

(BOTH LAUGHING)