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Uh, where is he? Hey, hey,
there he is! What's up buddy?
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May I?
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I can't believe this guy told my sister
that I would sit at home with her tonight
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and watch "Rules of Engagement"
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I cannot think of anything worse.
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No offense.
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Uh, offense taken...
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You can't take offense.
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I specifically said no offense.
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Anyway, do you always have to stick
your nose in people's business?
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Uh, hi, Danny. I'm Justin.
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I thought we had met.
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And I was excited to just
chill by myself tonight, and
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again you had to go and Justin things.
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"Justin things"? Does that mean
making everything more romantic
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and put you into a dance spin
every time you touch his shoulder?
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Whooo!
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Hey man, I know you think you look
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cool right now, but I can see your
tiny little T-Rex arm starting to shake.
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Oh, please. I'm fine.
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Justin, can I go up? Can I go up?
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Uh, yeah, that's the
saddest thing I've ever seen.
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Listen, man, just so you know
to "Justin things" means to take
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something and completely ruin it.
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No, it doesn't.
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Yeah, yeah, that's what that means.
To Justin things means to take
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something and completely ruin it, okay?
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Oh, bloody hell! I spilled
ketchup and Justined my pants!
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- What's, uh, Danny mean?
- I'm glad you asked what Danny
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means. You know, its actually... It's
kind of inexplicable. You know what I mean?
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Uh, it's more of a positive energy
type thing, uh, have you seen the
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"Star Wars" trailer? They replaced
with the force with the Danny.
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That would never happen!
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I saw a black storm trooper
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in that trailer so anything's possible.
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You know what? I'll define Danny.
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Noun: Jerk! Verb: Jerk!
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As in you're jerking me,
you're jerking your friends and
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you're jerking everyone!
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Sounds like a busy night.
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[Theme music]
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-- Synced and corrected by
ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com --
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Hey, Justin. How are you doing?
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Oh, not that great. Last
night while I was in bed
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with Candace I accidentally
called her "Danny".
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- What?
- They sound the same.
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Hey, man. No, they don't and why would you
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- share that with us?
- Well, I couldn't help it.
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Shelly's hugs are so loving that
you can't help, but be truthful.
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Yeah, uh, there's no such
thing as a truth hug, okay?
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Oh, really. Danny, what's
your biggest regret in life?
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Uh, that's easy. I don't have one.
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[Whistles]
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Tell me.
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I wish I slept with Whitney
Cummings in real life.
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Anyway, man, bathroom's all yours.
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I left your favorite rubber
ducky in there for you.
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Danny, please. I don't have
a favorite rubber ducky.
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They're all my children.
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Is that the third night in a
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row that Shelly's stayed here?
Is there something going on?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's
with the third degree?
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Why don't you back off, ese?
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Why don't you back off?
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- Tell her to back off.
- Relax!
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- And than say ese.
- Shhh!
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- Excuse me? -
Shhh-sh-sh-sh!
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Look, whenever Danny gets defensive
it's usually because he's hiding
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a secret. You know
something juicy, don't you?
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And I'm going to get it out of you.
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Ooh!
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- Juice him, baby, juice him good.
- What are you going to do?
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Oh no, don't sing a song.
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Oh, I won't sing. I won't sing a song.
But I will sing everything I do like
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- a Broadway musical.
- You wouldn't dare.
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Yes, I would
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"Candace can you help me find my phone
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Justin, it's on the couch
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where you always leave it
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Okay, you guys are idiots
and I'm just gonna...
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I'm going to read the
paper and ignore you, okay?
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I'll just hover above you and
see what you're pretending to read
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Marco Rubio. Look! Donald
Trump is building a wall.
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All right, dude. I'm
going to put the paper down
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and sing what I'm doing:
I'm
about to pick up the controller
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-
of the video game
- No, that's my controller
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[Continues singing in opera style]
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- And I'm getting ready to...
- Don't open it, and now you
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-
have to eat them all!
- Stop! Stop!
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I love cars
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Put them down! You, you
tell me what's going on
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with Shelly or I'm going to rip
out your chest hair for real.
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Okay, okay. Easy, easy...
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Let it go! Are you guys okay?
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All right, look. I'll tell
you what's going on, all right?
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Shelly's mom lost her job so
he's got to cover her rent, okay?
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So he can't have his place
anymore because it's too expensive,
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so he moved in with his mom and
he's all bummed about living with
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his mom and he asked to stay here, and
I told him look, it's, it's, it's...
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okay. I stayed with a mom once, and
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granted it wasn't my mom and
so things got very sexual.
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Dude! We have to help him.
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No, we're not. We're not going to help him.
Okay? Because, he made me promise that I
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wouldn't tell you. He's
very embarrassed, alright?
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So don't get weird, don't get emotional
because then he'll know I told you
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- and he'll be upset. Okay?
- I can control my emotions.
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- Get off the counter.
- I'm like Spider-Man.
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Before my bath would anyone like some tea?
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I love tea. You're a good
friend, aren't you, Shel?
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You're a good, good friend.
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Get out of here, little guy.
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- Oh, is that a puppy?
- Yeah.
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Cute, right? I want to
make sure you know if
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you accidentally scroll in either
direction you will see a penis
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Why do you always have to
Burski everything and that makes
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it gross and penisy.
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So, figured out what
everybody�s names mean.
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To Leslie is to guzzle an entire
bottle of wine in one sitting.
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And to Candace is to overuse the
phrase "Leslie, you have a problem"
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Hahahaha
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So what about Bretting? What's Bretting?
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- Uh...
- Maybe Bretting is to be in
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worse shape than most gay guys?
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I don't love it. Come on, guys.
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- Think of something.
- I don't understand, why is
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- this such a big deal to you?
- Because you should know me by now!
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Do you guys think I'm just a random
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gay British dude who is randomly
tending bar in Detroit and no one's
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randomly for some reason
that no-one's ever explained
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It's like, it's like you
guys can't even see me!
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- Guys, Shel's coming!
- Come on!
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Okay, now. Would you fix
Candace's old bedroom upstairs?
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Yeah, but how are we going to
trick him to go upstairs to see it?
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You boozy clown. Let me handle it.
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Hey, Shelly! Can you do me a favor and
help me clear up old trash upstairs?
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It shouldn't take long. It's just lots
of candy and magazines about butts.
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You called the right man for the job.
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Hey, uh, why is Shelly going up there?
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Because we tricked him
into seeing his new room.
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What the hell? Hold on, you told everyone?
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No. I became a completely different
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person and kept it to
myself. Come on, Daniel.
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- Let's keep this thing moving.
- Relax, we have a plan.
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You see, you see, when Shelly
comes down I will casually
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mention that last night the bar was
robbed. Ohhh! And then Leslie and Brett
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- are in charge of ad-libbing shock.
- Oh, my God! I just feel so vulnerable now
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- I don't know what to do.
- I thought this was such a good neighborhood.
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And then my line is: if
somebody was staying upstairs
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none of this would have ever happened.
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Alright, but we're not going
to do it like that, right?
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We talked about the arms?
Anyway, doesn't matter.
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Point is, I'll say what a great
idea, honey, someone should live
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upstairs and we will do a quick kiss.
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- And then Leslie and I will kiss.
- Except we won't.
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And I'll say: Can anybody stay
at the bar and protect it by
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by crashing here for a while?
And what does everyone say?
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- Uh
- No...
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And then Leslie and I will kiss.
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And that prompts, Shelly volunteers,
he has a home and he's none the wiser!
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Okay well, uh, unfortunately, you forgot
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about the little monkey
wrench in your plan.
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[Monkey noise]
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Danny, do you think a monkey wrench
is just a monkey holding a wrench?
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Yeah. He just goes around and
unscrews everybody's plans.
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Anyway, look, Shelly doesn't want
charity, okay? You're not doing this.
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Fine. We won't offer the room.
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- Because you're going to do it.
- Okay and why the hell would I
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- do that, huh?
- Because I've changed you.
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You see, you care about
the people in your life now.
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Go ahead and make that shocked face.
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Just know this, Daniel Radcliffe Burton
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None of us are going to help Shelly.
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His happiness is all on you.
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Well, it looks like my
evening's presented itself.
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- You guys all have a good night.
- But, uh...
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- Something on your mind, Danny?
- Uh, no, I just... uh...
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Justin's bar got robbed and he wants
someone to stay upstairs and look over
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the place so it won't happen
again. Can anyone do it?
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- [All] No.
- Oh, that's too bad Shelly, can you do it?
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I mean I guess I could. As
a favor to you, of course.
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All right. I'll get settled in.
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Look, you helped a friend in need.
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You know what that makes
you? A friend, indeed.
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You know what? I'm
actually tired of all this
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monkey business... [Monkey noises]
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- What the hell is he doing?
- I believe that is a monkey
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conducting business.
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People of Detroit! It is bed-time.
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I'm about to consume this edible
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and have some crazy dreams.
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Please finish your drink and
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decide if you're going to have hot
sex with the person you're talking to.
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Always use condoms.
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Go Lions.
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See, it's all working out, Danny.
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Hey, boys, before I go to bed I have a
couple of questions about the robbery,
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- if you don't mind.
- Oh, ha! He knows. Ha!
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- He doesn't know the truth!
- Oh! Ha! Oooh!
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- The truth about what?
- What, uh
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Oh, uh, dammit! The truth
about teen pregnancy.
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Isn't that right? It's a big deal.
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Yeah, uh, it's a huge deal. That's right.
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Yeah. Babies born to adolescents has
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dropped since reaching an
all-time high in 1990, but it's
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still a complex issue that everybody
is kind of alarmed about. You know?
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Research shows knowledge-based
programs help decrease teen
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pregnancy rate, but abstinence
only without education and birth
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control does not. So...
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***
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- Follow my lead, all right?
- Okay.
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That's what we're going to do.
You take the lead and I'm gonna say
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whatever you say. We've got this.
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I'm amazing at this.
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- So, boys...
- Yeah, sitting down.
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- So, yeah.
- Tell me how this whole robbery went down.
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- It's very kind of simple.
- Simple yeah,
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Closed up, the robber broke in.
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He closed up and the robber
came in and everything was gone.
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And he was like what? Where is it you know?
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The police showed up and
said we're the police!
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And they said there was a slim
chance of catching this guy.
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A guy named Slim. Whoops,
wasn't a guy named Slim, sorry.
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That's funny and just a slim
chance of catching him, but they
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did say if we had
somebody living upstairs...
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- and the cops were, like...
- if there were someone up
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- there it probably wouldn't happen again.
- So anyway...
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- So that's what happened.
- Yeah.
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I don't know.
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You guys are acting a little weird.
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I want to ask you all one question,
and I want you all to answer.
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This policeman.
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What did he look like?
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[Indiscernible overlapping chatter]
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Guys! Guys!
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I've heard all I need to hear,
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and it all checks out.
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Does it, Shel?
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Yeah. Of course, I trust you guys.
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Bring it in, Justin.
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- Haha
- Wait a minute, he's going for a
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truth hug! Everyone!
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He's got Candace!
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- Don't speak!
- Pray for me...
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Candace, there was no robbery, was there?
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- You all made it up.
- No, Shel, we were just trying to
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help you out! Oh!
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I can't believe you two. You guys
made me look like a damn fool!
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All right, come on, Shelly.
You don't have to move out.
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Yes, I do. You violated my trust and you
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turned me into a charity case.
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I'm sorry, but throwing a huge Teddy
bear at me is not going to hurt me, okay?
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Was that my computer?
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How am I supposed to look any
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of you in the eyes again?
Anyone have an answer to that?
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Anyone?
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I made this.
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Shelly, we were just trying
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- to help you, man.
- You don't understand, Danny.
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My dad was a taker, all right?
He took from everybody, friends,
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family, me. The best gift I ever got
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were two tickets to Wrestlemania
and he took them and he scalped them.
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You shouldn't do that to a kid.
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Oh, I was 26.
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That's not the point. The
point is I promised I would
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never be a charity case like
him and that's why I don't need
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anybody's help.
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Look, uh, we all understand that,
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but the problem is you let
this guy in your life, okay?
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What he does is he changes things, right?
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He changed me into a guy that
cares about his friend, and I
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hate him for that.
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To be totally honest I'm a
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little upset with you for
Bretting the situation.
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Bretting?
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What is it?
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It means to take a minor
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issue like nicknames and having
your friends stay with you and
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turn it into an emotional
mess like a 13-year-old girl.
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I love it.
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The bottom line is you always
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help us out and now it's your turn.
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That doesn't make you a charity case.
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- That makes you one of us.
- Yeah, man.
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You either let your pride
get in the way or you don't.
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I'm sorry, guys.
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I just don't want the room, okay?
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Really? I thought you might say that,
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Hey, Shel, you want to know why people tell
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the truth in your hugs?
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Because you're so loving
they can't help, but do it.
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See how you like it. Come on, guys.
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Danny, you have to get in on this, too.
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Oh, come on! Fine!
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Now tell the truth. Tell the truth.
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Do you really not want the room
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or are you too stubborn
and embarrassed to take it?
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Oh, yes. I'm being too stubborn.
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Okay, fine, and if you just
go up there and stay up there
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and if we promise not to mention
it would that be cool with you?
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Yes, I will.
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Are you copping a feel
of my butt with your hand?
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Oh, you better believe it.
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- Whose butt am I squeezing?
- Don't worry about it.
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Well, I guess I'll just gather my
things and head on up to my room.
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And guys, thank you for
being such good friends.
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So you guys want to hang
around and drink for a little
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bit or should we leave
before mom starts to cry?
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When I look around this room
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at the people growing and changing
together, I know you see it too.
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Come on.
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- All right.
- See you guys later!
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- See you!
- Bye!
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