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Adult Timmy: The 1970s were
an awesome time to be a kid.
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It was the Wild West.
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Bike helmets hadn't been
invented yet or car seatbelts
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or even
normal adult supervision.
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Dads weren't around
as much as they are now.
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And my mom was busy
running the house.
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She had a lot on her plate
and no time for tomfoolery --
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whatever that is.
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There were eight of us boys,
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including my oldest brother,
just home from college.
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That's a lot of testosterone
under one roof.
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[ Clank, projector clicking ]
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Timmy, wipe the crumbs off that
and bring it here.
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You think
we're made of foil?
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[ Door opens ]
Hey!
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I've got an important surprise
in the car.
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Who wants to help carry it in?
Eddie, Frank, you do.
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Like dads since cavemen days...
[ Sighs ]
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Oh, boy.
...mine loved the heroic feeling
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of bringing something home
intended to make life easier
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for his mate.
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We are the proud recipients
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of our very own
dielectric oven.
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It heats food using
small wavelength radiation.
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Radiation?
Micro-waves.
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Over here on the counter.
On the counter?
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Where am I supposed to
put the baby
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when I'm chopping things?
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Right up here on top.
It's a prototype from the plant.
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Mr. Crane selected us
to be among the first families
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to try it out.
Here you go, William.
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So we're guinea pigs.
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We're pioneers.
Like Neil Armstrong.
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And just like
the astronauts,
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we need to
log our experiences.
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Plus any physical symptoms
that may arise.
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Symptoms?
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"Dizziness,
wounds that won't heal,
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blurred vision, impotence,
hallucinations --"
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Thank you, but I don't think
I need this. [ Chuckles ]
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It'll cut your cooking time
in half.
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You had a chance to
cut my cooking time in half
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four kids ago.
You are gonna love it.
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Just don't
put any metal in it.
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I don't want to
put anything in it. Why no metal?
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Well, the scientific
explanation's complicated,
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but the dad explanation is
"shut up."
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This kind of technology
helps defend America.
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Then count me in.
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It'll cook a hot dog
in 30 seconds.
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In a war,
our boys will have eaten
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and launched their missiles
while the Soviets are still
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boiling their dog water.
Nice.
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♪♪
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Joey: [ Whispering ]
That's unbelievable.
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♪♪
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I know. I know.
I'll make myself scarce.
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It's okay.
Come in. Close the door.
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Joey was two years older,
and it was pretty huge
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being invited in
on some secret between him
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and his ultra-sophisticated
friend Davey.
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[ Burping ] Hello, Timothy.
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[ Burps ]
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What's the skinny?
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You know Barbara Eden,
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the genie from
"I Dream of Jeannie"? Yeah.
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Well, Davey's cousin in Maine
called long distance
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to tell him to watch
a certain show she's on tonight.
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Davey: It's on three hours
earlier back there
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'cause they're all
stupid farmers or something.
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[ Laughs ]
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Apparently, she's dancing,
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and in the middle of it
her clothes rip
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or something because --
according to Davey's cousin --
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you can see everything.
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♪♪
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Everything?
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Everything.
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♪♪
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[ Whispering ]
In the world?
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[ Both laugh ]
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Okay, your brother doesn't
know jack about girls.
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I guess not. Let's go.
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And just like that,
I was on the outside again.
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I didn't figure out
what they meant by "everything"
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until it was way too late.
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♪♪
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Oh!
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[ Gasps ] Guys!
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This will free up
all kinds of time
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to do the stuff you enjoy --
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laundry, sewing,
cleaning the house.
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You'll be the envy
of all your friends.
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I'm expected to
get friends now, too?
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Watch what it does
with an egg.
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[ Door opens ]
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[ Door closes ]
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Is that a microwave oven?
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See? The whole town's
talking about it.
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[ Beeping ]
Oh.
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[ Buzzing ]
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♪♪
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Oh, Mike,
I don't need this.
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I promise, if you don't like it
by tomorrow,
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you can keep trying.
Eventually, you'll like it.
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I didn't realize these were
approved for home use.
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They're not. They take up
too much counter space.
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Why is
the egg shaking?
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It's excited
about innovative technology!
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[ Egg explodes ]
[ Screams ]
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Jiminy Christmas!
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[ Ding ]
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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Outstanding!
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Here.
[ Gasps ]
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You clean up
the egg stuff,
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then let's
blow up an orange.
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[ Door opens, closes ]
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Doesn't sound like
Dad's listening to you, Mom.
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You know you have a right
to be heard.
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Look at you,
sticking your nose in
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between me
and your father.
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You aiming for a broken home
or a broken jaw?
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When you said something
to my mom
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that she didn't want to hear,
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she tended to
respond with hostility.
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The more hostility,
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the more you knew
you were onto something.
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I've just been
reading some psychology and --
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Okay. I'll stop you
right there.
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Your dad and I
don't have any psychology.
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We were raised in the Depression
and had to do without.
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I got this orange
from Mrs. Strausser's tree.
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It dropped on our side after
I beat the branch with a rake.
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We also got a new Frisbee.
Lawrence read a book
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and thinks he can
analyze our psychology.
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Oh, don't waste your time.
We're 100% normal.
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Now let's make
this fruit ball go boom.
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[ Birds chirping ]
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I should really
cut down on these.
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Mm, you know what?
Try one of mine.
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They're mild.
Hmm.
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Chicago should be
getting their glimpse of Eden
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right about now.
[ Chuckles ]
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Unlike nowadays when
every aspect of female anatomy
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is only a mouse-click away,
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in 1972 the level of ignorance
in a house with all boys
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was staggering.
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I know what you guys
were talking about.
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What show is Barbara Eden
gonna be on tonight?
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We can't let you in on this.
It might scar you.
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Well,
I wanna be scarred.
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Tell me.
[ Chuckles ]
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"The Bob Hope Special,"
9:00.
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And according to my cousin,
you can see it all.
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The whole kit
and caboodle.
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Both?
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[ Both laugh ]
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Obviously
you don't know much,
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so let me teach you
the basics.
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First off,
girls' penises
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are totally different
from ours...
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♪♪
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[ Ding ]
Food's ready!
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Possibly.
No guarantees.
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Look at us!
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It's like dinnertime
on Apollo 16.
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So far, this thing
hasn't saved me one minute.
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And every time
I turn it on,
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the neighborhood dogs
circle the house and bark.
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Seriously?
[ Beep ]
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[ Buzzing ]
[ Dogs barking ]
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That is valuable data.
Yeah.
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William, make a note.
Dogs love the microwave.
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[ Barking continues ]
Get away from our house!
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Timmy and I
call the TV for tonight.
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We got a show we want to watch.
It's...educational.
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Sorry, there's a program
I'm looking forward to.
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Mom, no!
"The Bob Hope Special" is on.
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Okay, your house,
your rules.
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Mike: That man helped us
win three wars.
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If it weren't for Bob,
you'd be watching
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"The Ho Chi Minh Show"
tonight.
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Peg,
maybe tomorrow you can
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microwave that
casserole thing you do,
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you know,
with the tater-tots,
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chipped beef,
and the French dressing --
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Give away my recipe,
why don't you?
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No, tomorrow night,
we're going to
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the Hawaiian Luau Dinner Dance
at the church.
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Sorry, Peg.
That dinner thing's a no.
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I promised the boys I'd take
them to the Dodger game.
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[ Gasps ]
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It's Bat Night!
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I told you about this
weeks ago.
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Was the TV on?
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'Cause if it was,
that's on you.
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Yeah, well,
bring me a bat from Bat Night
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so I can
get your attention.
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My mom didn't socialize often
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because she didn't
much like people,
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but the occasional dinner out
with my dad
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was something
she looked forward to.
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This pizza's
like rubber.
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It's better this way.
Makes eating it last longer.
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Ow!
I burnt my tongue.
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Yeah, mine's frozen solid.
Peggy, what did you do wrong?
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What I did wrong
was let you
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bring that crazy food robot
into my home.
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All right,
tonight after supper,
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William and I are gonna
roll up our sleeves
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and tackle this thing.
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Call your wife.
Tell her you might be home late.
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[ Clicks tongue ]
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This fish stick
is burning my tongue!
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Here.
Ice it down with this.
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All right, William,
cream of tomato soup
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at two minutes --
warm and savory.
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Two minutes, four seconds --
Manson crime scene.
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♪♪
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"Manson crime scene."
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[ Up-tempo music playing ]
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Everything all right
in my kitchen, Mike?
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Mike: Never better!
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Announcer:
Welcome to the Bob Hope Summer Extravaganza.
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[ Music continues ]
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You boys
seem awfully excited.
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It's an extravaganza.
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That means there's
extra vaganza.
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[ Stifled laugh ]
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Oh, is it cool
if my friend Davey
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comes over
and watches with us?
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Of course Davey's welcome.
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I know this is the time of night
his mother gets into her wine.
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[ Door opens ]
And when that woman gets started --
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[ Door closes ]
Hello, Davey!
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Hey. Hi, Mrs. Cleary.
Thanks for having me over.
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You mind if I watch this? My
mom's watching something else.
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So she was awake
when you left, then? Yes.
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That's encouraging.
We fixed it so the neighborhood dogs stop barking.
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Who's up
for a baked potato?
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No one wants a baked potato
at 9:00 at night.
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This isn't Europe.
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A dessert potato?
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Take five minutes
to think about it.
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The potatoes
will be done in two!
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Let's light 'em up.
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The gang out there
is hollering for taters!
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[ Beep ]
Wow, you're really invested in that device, Dad.
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Oh, it's an honor.
I was the first employee
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Mr. Crane asked to test it
after Bob Brogan chickened out
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because of the metal plate
in his head.
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Poor Bob Brogan. A plate
in his head and no microwave.
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00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,000
Hmm.
255
00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,620
I've heard of Off-Broadway,
256
00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:11,540
but this is ridiculous.
[ Laughter ]
257
00:08:11,540 --> 00:08:13,750
One year you don't send
a Christmas card to your agent,
258
00:08:13,750 --> 00:08:14,830
look where he sends you.
[ Laughter ]
259
00:08:14,830 --> 00:08:15,960
If you boys
really don't like this,
260
00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,420
I guess we can
turn on something else.
261
00:08:17,420 --> 00:08:18,500
Oh, no!
No. No, we love it.
262
00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:20,460
It's -- We're laughing
on the inside.
263
00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:23,040
It was quite a trip.
Eight hours for flight
264
00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,210
and two days
to get your luggage.
265
00:08:24,210 --> 00:08:26,960
[ Loud, forced laughter ]
266
00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:29,040
Luggage. [ Chuckles ]
[ Laughing ] Yeah.
267
00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:32,210
We'll be right back.
[ Applause ]
268
00:08:32,210 --> 00:08:34,210
[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
269
00:08:34,210 --> 00:08:36,170
I just mean that
your sense of self-worth is --
270
00:08:36,170 --> 00:08:38,000
is maybe
tied to your work.
271
00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,880
What's tied to it
is my paycheck.
272
00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:41,710
Well, it looks like
Mr. Crane's regard
273
00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:43,290
is really important to you.
It's because he's my friend.
274
00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,830
And what does your friend
Mr. Crane call you?
275
00:08:45,830 --> 00:08:47,620
[ Ding ]
He calls me "Mike"...
276
00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:49,170
[ Microwave door opens ]
...'cause we're friends.
277
00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:50,750
[ Sizzle ]
Aah! Aah! Man overboard!
278
00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:52,120
We'll give that one
to Davey.
279
00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:53,290
Our next guest comes to us
280
00:08:53,290 --> 00:08:55,290
straight from
inside her bottle.
281
00:08:55,290 --> 00:08:57,040
[ Quietly ]
Just like Davey's mom.
282
00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,790
Please welcome
one dynamite lady,
283
00:08:58,790 --> 00:09:00,540
Miss Barbara Eden.
284
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,500
♪ What goes up
got to come down ♪
285
00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:06,040
Mike: A tiny delay
on the spuds, boys.
286
00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,000
♪ Spinning wheel
got to go 'round ♪ Peggy, we have any chives?
287
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,420
I'm watching a show.
288
00:09:08,420 --> 00:09:10,670
Well, your kitchen's a mess.
Frankly, I can't find anything.
289
00:09:10,670 --> 00:09:13,290
♪ Talking 'bout your troubles,
it's a crying sin ♪
290
00:09:13,290 --> 00:09:17,120
♪ Ride a painted pony,
let the spinning wheel spin ♪
291
00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,880
We all right with you kids
watching this?
292
00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:21,880
♪ Got no money
and you got no home ♪ It's America's Bob Hope.
293
00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:23,670
♪ Spinning wheel ♪
294
00:09:23,670 --> 00:09:25,380
♪ All alone ♪
295
00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:29,580
Oh, for the love
of Pete!
296
00:09:29,580 --> 00:09:32,710
♪ Ride a painted pony,
let the spinning wheel spin ♪
297
00:09:32,710 --> 00:09:33,960
What's that?
298
00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,040
I tried to heat up
some cobbler.
299
00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,620
You ruined
my best Tupperware.
300
00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,330
No, it's an
old margarine tub.
301
00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:42,290
Exactly,
my best Tupperware.
302
00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,290
Mike: See what I mean
about the mess in there, Peg?
303
00:09:44,290 --> 00:09:46,420
[ Doors open, close ]
304
00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:49,000
Adult Timmy:
My mom always tried her best to avoid arguing with my dad,
305
00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:53,330
but she had ways of
expressing herself nonverbally.
306
00:09:53,330 --> 00:09:55,330
[ Metal clangs ]
307
00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:57,500
Not the best approach
to conflict resolution... [ Beep ]
308
00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,290
...but better
than her first choice --
309
00:09:59,290 --> 00:10:01,620
throwing it at his head.
[ Sparking ]
310
00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:03,920
W-Wait.
W-W-What's happening?
311
00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,620
This happens sometimes.
Wiggle the antennae.
312
00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:07,920
[ Static ]
313
00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:10,120
Not up and down.
Side to side.
314
00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:11,040
Is that better?
No, it's worse. That's worse.
315
00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,040
Go back to where you were.
[ Sniffs ] What?!
316
00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,040
No, no. Davey, this way,
this way, this way.
317
00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,620
The microwave!
318
00:10:16,620 --> 00:10:18,420
[ Flatly ] Oh, no.
319
00:10:18,420 --> 00:10:20,420
[ Electricity crackling ]
320
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,040
[ Buzzing ]
321
00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:24,040
No! Move it this way!
Move it -- Yeah!
322
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,040
Yeah!
323
00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,500
Yes!
Yes!
324
00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,500
[ Sighs ]
325
00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,460
[ Ding ]
[ Both scream ]
326
00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:31,880
[ Static ]
327
00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:34,830
Together: N-o-o-o-o-o!
328
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,420
Peggy: Oatmeal, Mike?
[ Andy coos ]
329
00:10:39,420 --> 00:10:41,000
Have to warn you,
it'll be 30 seconds longer
330
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,040
since we don't
have that thing anymore.
331
00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:46,620
It's interesting.
You know what I found in here?
332
00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:48,120
Something metal.
333
00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:49,580
Something metal?
How could that have happened?
334
00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:51,420
I don't know.
Hmm.
335
00:10:51,420 --> 00:10:52,670
But I have a theory.
336
00:10:52,670 --> 00:10:56,670
Me too. What's yours?
We'll see if they match.
337
00:10:56,670 --> 00:10:57,880
Has to be
one of the kids.
338
00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,710
Bingo.
339
00:10:59,710 --> 00:11:00,710
Probably not Andy,
though.
340
00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:05,380
[ Andy coos ]
Probably.
341
00:11:05,380 --> 00:11:07,170
Maybe there'll be
a rerun?
342
00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:08,880
Not after grown-ups
get wind of this.
343
00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,960
I heard the camera man
got arrested.
344
00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,750
If only there was a way
to see something on TV again
345
00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:16,000
after it's already been on.
[ Chuckles ]
346
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,170
That technology exists,
gentlemen.
347
00:11:18,170 --> 00:11:19,580
My brother was watching
at his friend's last night,
348
00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:21,710
and he took a picture.
No way.
349
00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:23,250
Right at
the moment of truth.
350
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,210
[ High-pitched voice ] Oh,
my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
351
00:11:24,210 --> 00:11:25,960
Be cool.
[ Normal voice ] Sorry.
352
00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,750
Now, listen, if we rush
to the drug store right now,
353
00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:29,580
we get it back in no time.
10 days tops.
354
00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:31,120
No. We go to Fotomat.
355
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,330
For a little extra bread,
356
00:11:32,330 --> 00:11:35,540
you get your pictures
in 24 hours.
357
00:11:35,540 --> 00:11:36,750
Whoa.
Whoa.
358
00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:40,000
Mike: All Cleary boys
to the living room! Now!
359
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,380
All right, smartest thing
the guilty party could do
360
00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:46,080
would be confess before
I even bring up the crime.
361
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,670
I did it.
362
00:11:47,670 --> 00:11:49,790
You did?
I think so.
363
00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:51,080
Then what did you do?
364
00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:53,790
I don't really know.
I kind of just panicked.
365
00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:57,330
Someone put something metal
in our very important microwave
366
00:11:57,330 --> 00:11:58,710
and broke it.
367
00:11:58,710 --> 00:12:00,500
Oh, no.
I didn't do that.
368
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,380
Someone did it.
And we're not leaving this room
369
00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:04,580
until your dad and I
find out who it was.
370
00:12:04,580 --> 00:12:05,460
I'll stay here
all night.
371
00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:06,620
Can we watch TV?
372
00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:07,830
Try it.
373
00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:10,290
Try turning it on.
I'm good.
374
00:12:10,290 --> 00:12:12,670
Can I pee?
Mike: Nope.
375
00:12:12,670 --> 00:12:15,040
That microwave
was a technological marvel,
376
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,670
a wonder of modern science,
377
00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:19,250
and then some fiend
destroyed it.
378
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:20,960
Frankly,
I'm disgusted.
379
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,580
And since none of you
are man enough
380
00:12:22,580 --> 00:12:23,790
to admit to your crime,
381
00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:26,000
the Dodger game tonight
is off.
382
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,620
What?!
Are you serious? But it's Bat Night!
383
00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:30,290
Oh...I know.
384
00:12:30,290 --> 00:12:33,710
Mike, it doesn't seem right
to punish everyone
385
00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:35,920
because your contraption
got ruined
386
00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,580
in a mystery
we may never solve.
387
00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:39,540
No confession, no Dodgers.
388
00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:40,750
[ Scoffs ]
[ Sighs ]
389
00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:43,620
Okay.
390
00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:46,040
Look, um...I'm sorry.
391
00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,250
Uh...the truth is --
392
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,830
Instead,
your mom and I are gonna go
393
00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:50,830
to that
stupid dinner dance.
394
00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:52,620
It's exactly
the right call.
395
00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:54,210
You boys
will thank us one day.
396
00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:55,580
I'm gonna go
pick out a dress.
397
00:12:55,580 --> 00:12:57,830
♪♪
398
00:12:57,830 --> 00:13:01,750
♪ What goes up ♪
399
00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,750
♪ Must come down ♪
400
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,380
♪ Spinning wheel
got to go 'round ♪
401
00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:10,330
Hi. I'm here
to drop off pictures.
402
00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:12,290
♪ Talking 'bout your troubles,
it's a crying sin ♪ Cool. What's the name?
403
00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:15,040
♪ Ride a painted pony,
let the spinning wheel spin ♪ Jorgellington.
404
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,120
"J," like Jackson.
405
00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:20,170
Okay.
"O," like ostrich.
406
00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:23,210
[ Indistinct conversations ]
407
00:13:23,210 --> 00:13:25,580
Mike: How much more dancing
until we get to sit down?
408
00:13:25,580 --> 00:13:28,580
You're not any worse
than any of the other husbands.
409
00:13:28,580 --> 00:13:30,170
Except for
Herb Milbank.
410
00:13:30,170 --> 00:13:34,000
He and Katy took lessons
at Arthur Murray.
411
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,210
What a loser.
412
00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:36,250
Sad, really.
413
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,920
♪♪
414
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,210
I guess I'm still bugged
about the microwave.
415
00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:43,790
No one has a right
to be more upset than me.
416
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:46,330
I'm the one who doesn't
get to use it anymore.
417
00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:48,920
Aloha.
Ahiahi, Mike and Peggy.
418
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,330
Concentrate.
419
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,960
♪♪
420
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,960
You'd think
they'd be embarrassed.
421
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,170
[ Sighs ]
I'm kicking myself now
422
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,000
for not ordering
the double prints.
423
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,040
My friend Todd's
a good tracer.
424
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,880
He can mock something up
for us pretty quickly.
425
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:07,330
Hey. A lot of whispering going
on between you two lately.
426
00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:09,120
Anything you'd care
to open up about?
427
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,960
What?
We weren't whispering.
428
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:12,750
Guys, can you come in here
a minute?
429
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,830
-The Dodgers are on.
-Yeah.
430
00:14:17,830 --> 00:14:20,960
Circle up.
It'll just take a second.
431
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,000
I want to rap.
432
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,040
Oh, geez.
He's sitting backwards.
433
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,420
Sensing a bad vibe
in the house
434
00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:28,040
about what happened
to the microwave.
435
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,420
Now, I'm not interested
in placing blame
436
00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:31,580
or narcing on anyone...
437
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,000
Then I'm out.
438
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,620
[ Sighs ]
...but I believe that Dad
439
00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:39,000
put a lot of his self-worth
inside that little, metal box.
440
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,830
And whoever blew it up,
in a way, also blew up Dad.
441
00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:45,040
And, until he gets closure
on this,
442
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,670
it's gonna be
really hard for him,
443
00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:48,250
and he's just gonna keep
punishing everybody.
444
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,880
Like you not letting us
watch the Dodger game?
445
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:55,080
So, if any of us is carrying
around a heavy secret,
446
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,380
I'm here to facilitate
getting it off your chest.
447
00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:59,000
I haven't read
the whole Bible,
448
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,960
but pretty sure
when you quit the seminary,
449
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,880
you lose
your confession license.
450
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,420
Right on.
I've said my piece.
451
00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:06,620
Wait a minute.
452
00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:09,500
Yes, William?
Has it occurred to you that
453
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:12,670
maybe you're throwing all this
psychology at everybody else
454
00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:15,080
as a way of ignoring
your own issues?
455
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,500
What do you --
What do you mean?
456
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,670
It seems like since
you gave up the priesthood,
457
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:21,460
you've lost
your sense of identity,
458
00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:23,040
so you started
poking at all of us
459
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,670
because it's scary
to look at yourself
460
00:15:25,670 --> 00:15:28,920
and realize that
you're not that special anymore.
461
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,790
Do you think maybe
that's what's going on here?
462
00:15:35,710 --> 00:15:38,330
Heavy truths
from a tiny man.
463
00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:40,040
You've given me
a lot to chew on.
464
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,830
Thanks, buddy.
465
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:49,040
That was amazing.
How did you do that?
466
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,040
I just started
talking like him.
467
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,620
I think that's all
he wanted.
468
00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:54,790
[ Up-tempo music playing ]
469
00:15:54,790 --> 00:15:59,290
♪♪
470
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:01,920
Don't they ever get tired
of making a spectacle?
471
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,540
Sabotaged
by one of my own kids.
472
00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:07,710
Oh, let it go.
Try to enjoy your poi.
473
00:16:07,710 --> 00:16:09,290
What kind of monsters
are we raising?
474
00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:11,710
They're animals.
They eat dirt.
475
00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:14,290
They fall off things.
They save their farts in jars.
476
00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:16,080
Probably
put that fork in there
477
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:19,080
just to see
what would happen.
478
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,330
I never said
it was a fork.
479
00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:22,960
♪♪
480
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:23,960
Sure you did.
481
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,960
All I said
was something metal.
482
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,500
No, you said fork.
I'm sure you...
483
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,960
All right,
I hated that thing.
484
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,120
My God, it was you.
485
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,790
Look, I told you I didn't
want it in my kitchen,
486
00:16:36,790 --> 00:16:39,380
which is my domain,
but you never listen!
487
00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:41,790
You always do things your way,
like you're Frank Sinatra.
488
00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:44,580
You stuck a knife in my back...
with a fork!
489
00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:45,790
I'm a housewife, Mike.
490
00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:48,380
I'm not some space woman
from "Star Trek."
491
00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:50,580
I want to cook normal food
my own way in my own house,
492
00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:51,580
except for
the one night a year
493
00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:52,790
when I want to eat out
and go dancing
494
00:16:52,790 --> 00:16:53,880
because
it's our anniversary!
495
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,920
And you wanted to go
to Bat Night.
496
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,670
[ Scoffs ]
Wait, our -- our anniversary.
497
00:16:58,670 --> 00:17:00,290
Today?
Mm.
498
00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:01,380
Tonight?
499
00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:03,880
Wh...Why didn't you
tell me?
500
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,830
I did,
but you never listen.
501
00:17:05,830 --> 00:17:08,460
Adult Timmy:
It was a magnificent coup de grace by my mother,
502
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:11,830
particularly because
it wasn't their anniversary.
503
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,250
In a tight spot,
my mom was known
504
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:15,420
to push this button
up to four times a year.
505
00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:18,210
This was unforgivable.
506
00:17:18,210 --> 00:17:20,580
Peg, I...
507
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:23,420
I am so sorry.
508
00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:25,580
Well...
509
00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:28,420
I'm sorry, too,
510
00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:31,710
for the much less bad thing
that I did.
511
00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:34,290
I guess I wasn't listening
to you about the microwave
512
00:17:34,290 --> 00:17:35,710
because I was so excited
thinking that
513
00:17:35,710 --> 00:17:36,580
I might be
able to help you.
514
00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:39,420
Help me?
With what?
515
00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:41,710
I see how you slave
for me and the kids.
516
00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:44,170
Shovelling food
into us all day
517
00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:46,330
like it's feeding time
at SeaWorld. Oh.
518
00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:47,620
I thought maybe
that stupid machine
519
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,670
could make things easier,
maybe make you happy.
520
00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:52,290
Oh, hon.
521
00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:54,880
I don't want to be happy.
522
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,830
I like things
just the way they are.
523
00:17:57,830 --> 00:18:02,330
♪♪
524
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:05,540
I'll do a much better job
listening. I promise.
525
00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:07,290
I'm a big dope,
and I'd be lost without you.
526
00:18:07,290 --> 00:18:11,040
Okay, then.
527
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,880
And I'll try to remember
anniversaries.
528
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,920
I guess
I could write it down.
529
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:18,290
Aww, don't worry.
I'll remind you.
530
00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:21,880
♪♪
531
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,500
Guys, wait.
532
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,710
What if the Fotomat guy peeked
and called the authorities?
533
00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:28,580
Lewis is cool.
He's done jobs for me before.
534
00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:30,170
What if
Timmy's right?
535
00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:32,420
Maybe just one of us
should go.
536
00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:37,250
♪♪
537
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,290
[ Breathing heavily ]
538
00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:42,080
[ Deep voice ]
Good morning.
539
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,540
The name
is Jorgellington.
540
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,960
Here you go. $11.47.
541
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,380
[ Tires screech ]
542
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:51,380
[ Brakes squeal ]
543
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,380
[ Gasps ]
544
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:54,170
[ Normal voice ]
Thank you!
545
00:18:54,170 --> 00:18:55,750
[ Police radio chatter ]
546
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:59,790
♪♪
547
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,750
[ Out of breath ]
Oh, that was close.
548
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:03,120
That cop might still be
on my tail!
549
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,330
You should lay low
for a few days.
550
00:19:04,330 --> 00:19:05,880
I know a safe house
in Eagle Rock.
551
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,920
Boring stuff
at Davey's place,
552
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,080
your mom
asleep on the sofa,
553
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:12,580
your...
mom asleep on the floor.
554
00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:15,790
Oh, my God.
There it is.
555
00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:17,580
The legend of Barbara Eden's
"Bob Hope Show"
556
00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:19,080
was one of those
great urban myths
557
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,670
which sweep across schoolyards
from time to time.
558
00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:23,920
Let me see it. Joey.
There was absolutely nothing to see...
559
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,250
[ Indistinct shouting ]
...but nearly every pre-pubescent boy in America
560
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,460
claimed he had seen it.
561
00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:28,420
I've never seen
anything like it.
562
00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:29,420
Me neither!
563
00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:31,000
I-I mean...
564
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:36,170
I've seen plenty,
just not one exactly like it.
565
00:19:36,170 --> 00:19:38,580
You can see everything.
566
00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:39,750
Sure, that photo
was just a picture
567
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,380
of Davey's brother's thumb,
568
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,170
but it started
me and Joey on a path
569
00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:45,170
of raunchy, wonderful
boy adventures
570
00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:46,540
all through
adolescence and beyond.
571
00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:50,000
Ooh, la, la.
572
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,040
I love you, Barbara Eden.
573
00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:57,170
My dad never gave up
embracing new technology
574
00:19:57,170 --> 00:19:58,120
and trying to make things
better for my mother.
575
00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,380
[ Grunts ]
It's called the Strap Vac.
576
00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:00,620
Instead of pushing it,
577
00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:02,960
you carry it on your back
around the house.
578
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:03,960
Less work.
579
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,540
[ Sighs ] For who?
The vacuum?
580
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,420
And he eventually
repaired the microwave
581
00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:09,710
and Mom
made her peace with it --
582
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,080
as long as it stayed
out in the garage.
583
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,250
[ Ding ]
584
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,920
Here you go.
585
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,120
Mm! Toasty!
586
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,580
You're the best cook ever,
Mom!
587
00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:21,750
[ Dogs barking in distance ]
588
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,290
It's not even on
anymore!
589
00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:28,890
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