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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,942 --> 00:00:04,977 So, Billy, you got to be excited about this. 2 00:00:05,045 --> 00:00:06,992 It's your return to sketch comedy. 3 00:00:07,062 --> 00:00:08,080 Right. 4 00:00:08,148 --> 00:00:09,527 It's your return to series TV for the first time in years. 5 00:00:09,559 --> 00:00:11,260 Well, I'm excited and terrified, Elvis, to... to be honest. 6 00:00:11,328 --> 00:00:12,628 You know what I mean? 7 00:00:12,696 --> 00:00:13,596 Don't be terrified, I won't bite. 8 00:00:13,663 --> 00:00:14,764 No, we'll be okay. 9 00:00:14,831 --> 00:00:16,165 Uh, we're having a great time, 10 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:17,500 and I think we're doing great stuff. 11 00:00:17,574 --> 00:00:18,808 (Josh) It's gonna be amazing. 12 00:00:18,869 --> 00:00:20,269 So you're working with... with Josh. 13 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,450 I mean, is there any kind of clash in styles? 14 00:00:22,584 --> 00:00:24,107 - You're Josh, right? - I'm... I'm Josh. 15 00:00:24,132 --> 00:00:27,621 No. No, there's not been... A clash of styles? 16 00:00:27,685 --> 00:00:28,689 - Uh-uh. - No. 17 00:00:28,723 --> 00:00:30,290 - Not that. - We celebrate. 18 00:00:30,358 --> 00:00:31,859 We celebrate, we don't... We don't clash. 19 00:00:31,926 --> 00:00:34,795 We love stylistically committing to the same approach, 20 00:00:34,863 --> 00:00:36,830 and we find an entranceway through that. 21 00:00:36,898 --> 00:00:38,465 - It's just to be funny. - To be funny. 22 00:00:38,533 --> 00:00:40,634 So, however we get there, we get there, you know. 23 00:00:40,702 --> 00:00:42,129 Okay, well, let's change up here. 24 00:00:42,237 --> 00:00:43,804 So politics, right? 25 00:00:43,872 --> 00:00:45,873 I mean, you guys have got to go political with the show 26 00:00:45,940 --> 00:00:47,708 to some extent, don't you? 27 00:00:47,776 --> 00:00:51,378 Well, the thing about doing current events, politics... 28 00:00:51,446 --> 00:00:52,780 It's difficult, because, well, 29 00:00:52,847 --> 00:00:54,314 neither one of us does a good Obama. 30 00:00:54,382 --> 00:00:55,683 No, I definitely don't. 31 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:57,284 Obama doesn't do a good Obama. 32 00:00:57,352 --> 00:00:59,153 Yeah, I get that but, you know, isn't comedy 33 00:00:59,220 --> 00:01:01,288 really the way to sort of deal with social issues? 34 00:01:01,356 --> 00:01:02,856 I mean, you come from that comedy. 35 00:01:02,924 --> 00:01:05,192 Yes, yes. No, I think we'll be satirical. 36 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:07,094 We're not like SNL. 37 00:01:07,162 --> 00:01:08,429 If SNL... something happens even on the show day, 38 00:01:08,496 --> 00:01:10,097 it can be in the show that night. 39 00:01:10,165 --> 00:01:11,605 Like, we're filming a show this week. 40 00:01:11,666 --> 00:01:13,033 It won't be on for a couple of months. 41 00:01:13,101 --> 00:01:15,402 So current events is hard for us. 42 00:01:15,470 --> 00:01:17,037 We got to get some black people on this show. 43 00:01:17,105 --> 00:01:18,672 Oh, sorry. 44 00:01:18,740 --> 00:01:20,174 No, I will... honey, I'll pick up the salmon. 45 00:01:20,241 --> 00:01:21,208 All right, Jules, see you later. 46 00:01:21,276 --> 00:01:22,443 - Bye. - Hi... Bye, Julie! 47 00:01:22,510 --> 00:01:23,844 - She was gone. - Okay. 48 00:01:23,912 --> 00:01:26,080 - What's up? - Elvis Mitchell. 49 00:01:26,147 --> 00:01:27,147 Yeah? 50 00:01:27,215 --> 00:01:28,415 Did you not see the way he was 51 00:01:28,483 --> 00:01:29,683 looking at our crew... 52 00:01:29,751 --> 00:01:32,483 Our white, white crew? 53 00:01:32,492 --> 00:01:34,960 No, I-I did not notice that, no. 54 00:01:35,027 --> 00:01:37,529 Well, he was, a lot. 55 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:39,698 [whispering] Did you ever think about how 56 00:01:39,765 --> 00:01:42,667 totally devoid of minorities we are on this show? 57 00:01:42,735 --> 00:01:44,135 Did you? 58 00:01:44,203 --> 00:01:46,071 Well, no, not until today, but, I mean, look at us. 59 00:01:46,138 --> 00:01:47,772 The cast... white. 60 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,475 The writing staff... I mean, yeah, we have the one Asian guy 61 00:01:50,543 --> 00:01:52,911 but it's like off-white at best. 62 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:57,115 Even the... the grips and the, uh, the... 63 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:58,083 - microphone... - Sound. 64 00:01:58,150 --> 00:02:00,719 Sound... even sound is white. 65 00:02:00,786 --> 00:02:02,821 We're like a goddamn snowstorm up in here. 66 00:02:02,889 --> 00:02:05,657 And you think Elvis Mitchell was making a mental note 67 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:07,592 about how many minorities we have on our staff? 68 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:09,160 I saw what I saw. 69 00:02:09,228 --> 00:02:11,830 I looked at our show through his eyes, 70 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:15,700 and I could just see the way it was radiating back... 71 00:02:15,768 --> 00:02:17,928 Elvis Mitchell, award-winning entertainment journalist, 72 00:02:17,970 --> 00:02:21,239 and you think all that he sees is race? 73 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:23,575 Well, no. No. 74 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:26,344 Josh, If Elvis was white, 75 00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:30,248 would you have the same thought? 76 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:33,018 - No, I wouldn't. - No. 77 00:02:33,085 --> 00:02:36,354 Isn't that a little racist? 78 00:02:36,422 --> 00:02:39,724 Oh, my God. I'm the problem. 79 00:02:41,827 --> 00:02:43,094 So... 80 00:02:43,162 --> 00:02:45,997 we shouldn't hire any minorities? 81 00:02:46,065 --> 00:02:47,732 Um... 82 00:02:50,002 --> 00:02:51,736 (Billy) We think it's really important 83 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:53,138 to get some... 84 00:02:53,205 --> 00:02:55,407 Uh... faces of color. 85 00:02:55,474 --> 00:02:57,208 (Billy) Faces of color around the show. 86 00:02:57,276 --> 00:03:00,045 - In the show. - In and around the show. 87 00:03:00,112 --> 00:03:01,513 - Right. - That's... that's a great idea. 88 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:03,415 It is. We would not want to be thought of... 89 00:03:03,482 --> 00:03:04,683 But, you know, it's not about what we're thought of. 90 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:05,951 - I don't care about the media. - Yeah. 91 00:03:06,018 --> 00:03:07,652 It's about doing the right thing. 92 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,355 I mean, look at our cast. 93 00:03:10,423 --> 00:03:11,690 It's mostly the two of you. 94 00:03:11,757 --> 00:03:13,358 - Right. - Yeah. 95 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:15,794 But when it's the two of us and someone else, 96 00:03:15,861 --> 00:03:17,095 that someone else should be... 97 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:18,363 - Diverse. - Diverse. 98 00:03:18,431 --> 00:03:19,698 - Just a little diverse. - You know? 99 00:03:19,765 --> 00:03:21,032 (Billy) I mean, and not just on the cast. 100 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:21,900 I'm talking about the crew too. 101 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:23,468 I mean, my God. 102 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,537 - Our writing staff... - Well, there is Andrew. 103 00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:26,538 - Who's that? - Who's Andrew? 104 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:27,872 (Mitch) Andrew Tseng. 105 00:03:27,940 --> 00:03:29,541 - The Asian guy. - I love him. 106 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:32,077 Kristen, whatever happened to the, uh, that makeup girl? 107 00:03:32,144 --> 00:03:33,378 - Woman. - Woman. 108 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:35,380 Whatever happened to that makeup woman? 109 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:36,715 I don't know who you're talking about. 110 00:03:36,782 --> 00:03:38,316 Oh, man. 40-ish? 111 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:39,784 She wasn't fat. She wasn't skinny. 112 00:03:39,852 --> 00:03:41,386 Yeah. 113 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:43,254 She definitely could drop a couple, like we all could. 114 00:03:43,322 --> 00:03:46,558 But, uh, she wore earrings. 115 00:03:46,626 --> 00:03:49,260 Yes. I know who you're talking about. 116 00:03:49,328 --> 00:03:51,062 She wore that purple shirt that one time. 117 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:52,063 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Her. 118 00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:53,264 - Yeah. - And lipstick. 119 00:03:53,332 --> 00:03:54,799 Yes. I remember that. 120 00:03:54,867 --> 00:03:56,868 - What happened? - I want to say... 121 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:59,571 Jamila? 122 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:01,640 We've never had a Jamila. Never. 123 00:04:01,707 --> 00:04:03,108 Jamila, no. Her name was more... 124 00:04:03,175 --> 00:04:05,175 - Normal. - I was going to say "bland." 125 00:04:05,211 --> 00:04:06,578 Right. And she's very articulate. 126 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:08,647 But not... no more than you would expect. 127 00:04:08,714 --> 00:04:10,181 - Yeah. - Oh, no, of course. 128 00:04:10,249 --> 00:04:12,417 She lives up to my already high expectations 129 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:15,253 of how articulate she would be... that she is. 130 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:16,655 Are you guys talking about Karen? 131 00:04:16,722 --> 00:04:17,822 - Yes! - Oh, thank God. 132 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:18,990 - Thank God. - Yes, Karen. 133 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:20,258 Jamila. Jesus Christ! 134 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:22,027 The African-American woman? 135 00:04:22,094 --> 00:04:23,828 - I don't see color, so... - Was she black? 136 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:25,330 - Yeah. - Oh. 137 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:27,098 We, um... we had to let her go. 138 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:28,166 - No, why? - No, what? 139 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:29,901 Kristen, why would you fire her? 140 00:04:29,969 --> 00:04:32,203 I did not fire her. She was a temp and... 141 00:04:32,271 --> 00:04:33,838 Well, we have to get her back. 142 00:04:33,906 --> 00:04:35,507 She was... the best. - You got to bring her back. 143 00:04:35,574 --> 00:04:36,408 - She was just so talented. - The best. 144 00:04:36,475 --> 00:04:38,209 Yeah, everything. 145 00:04:38,277 --> 00:04:39,944 There's nobody who does the things that she does. 146 00:04:40,012 --> 00:04:41,279 - Better. - Really? 147 00:04:41,347 --> 00:04:42,781 You know what? Here's what it comes down to. 148 00:04:42,848 --> 00:04:46,251 Billy Crystal and I would just like to be on a show 149 00:04:46,318 --> 00:04:49,454 that represents America. 150 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:53,358 Right, and everybody that we hire has got to be... 151 00:04:53,426 --> 00:04:54,492 - Great. - Black? 152 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,295 No. Great. 153 00:04:57,363 --> 00:04:58,930 Great? 154 00:04:58,998 --> 00:05:00,765 I mean, we... we can't hire some sort of... 155 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:02,300 - Uh, token minority. - Yeah, token. 156 00:05:02,368 --> 00:05:03,234 No token, no tokens here. 157 00:05:03,302 --> 00:05:04,936 So just great people? 158 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:06,538 Great people... tokens... Tokens are for the subway. 159 00:05:06,605 --> 00:05:07,845 You know what I mean? 160 00:05:07,873 --> 00:05:08,840 No, they're not anymore, actually. 161 00:05:08,908 --> 00:05:10,308 (Billy) What? 162 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:11,643 They replaced them with swipe cards. 163 00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:13,545 I don't know. I-I take a car. 164 00:05:13,612 --> 00:05:15,880 (Billy) Anyway, could we work on this? 165 00:05:15,948 --> 00:05:17,549 Yeah, so... 166 00:05:17,616 --> 00:05:20,719 just hiring someone... 167 00:05:20,786 --> 00:05:22,821 not... not necessarily black. 168 00:05:22,888 --> 00:05:24,189 - No, just... - Maybe. 169 00:05:24,256 --> 00:05:25,857 - A colored person, not... - But not white. 170 00:05:25,925 --> 00:05:27,845 - Not a colored person... - No more white people. 171 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:29,928 A person of a different shade of color than, uh... 172 00:05:29,995 --> 00:05:31,235 Whatever. 173 00:05:31,297 --> 00:05:32,697 - White Jew. - She knows what to do. 174 00:05:32,765 --> 00:05:34,532 - Yeah. - All right. 175 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,934 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 176 00:05:36,001 --> 00:05:37,202 - You know what we want. - Thank you guys... 177 00:05:37,269 --> 00:05:39,637 for keeping it diverse. 178 00:05:39,705 --> 00:05:41,139 [door closes] 179 00:05:41,207 --> 00:05:43,575 - And of course, the fusili... - Fusili. 180 00:05:43,642 --> 00:05:46,745 Topped with arugula, fresh porcini mushrooms, 181 00:05:46,812 --> 00:05:53,384 shaved pecorino, and spicy turkey poison Italian sausage. 182 00:05:53,452 --> 00:05:54,919 I'm sorry. What... what was that last one? 183 00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:56,067 - Which one? - The last one. 184 00:05:56,122 --> 00:05:57,589 - Ah, the fusili. - Yeah. 185 00:05:57,656 --> 00:05:59,023 - What's in that? - Aha. 186 00:05:59,091 --> 00:06:00,458 - Arugula... - Uh-huh. 187 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:04,229 Uh, fresh porcini mushroom, shaved pecorino, 188 00:06:04,296 --> 00:06:08,433 and spicy turkey poison Italian sausage. 189 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:09,868 Wow. That sounds great. 190 00:06:09,935 --> 00:06:11,469 - Is... is it good? - It's not great. 191 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:13,004 It's incredible. 192 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:14,939 I try some before my shift begin. 193 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:19,344 I know, Bob. I know. 194 00:06:19,411 --> 00:06:22,547 I know, but the guys asked for this. 195 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:25,750 Well, tell the guys you're significantly over-budget. 196 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:27,619 I know we're over-budget. 197 00:06:27,686 --> 00:06:29,954 Significantly over-budget. 198 00:06:30,022 --> 00:06:32,390 Significantly over-budget. 199 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:34,359 - But... - Kristen, it's simple. 200 00:06:34,426 --> 00:06:36,628 If you want to make additional hires, 201 00:06:36,695 --> 00:06:38,530 you need to find savings elsewhere. 202 00:06:38,597 --> 00:06:40,598 - Period. - Okay. 203 00:06:40,666 --> 00:06:42,409 Okay. Good night, Bob. 204 00:06:45,471 --> 00:06:49,474 Maybe you could find some savings up your B-hole, Bob. 205 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,142 Hmm? 206 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:54,379 Do you mind that, if I take a gander up your B-hole? 207 00:06:54,446 --> 00:06:57,448 I'm still here, Kristen. 208 00:06:57,516 --> 00:06:59,250 I know. 209 00:06:59,318 --> 00:07:00,685 I am looking everywhere. 210 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:02,673 You got to give me credit for that. 211 00:07:04,808 --> 00:07:06,375 (Josh) Billy? 212 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,442 [falsetto] Oh, I'm sorry, Billy's not here. 213 00:07:08,510 --> 00:07:09,544 - It's safe. - He's not... I lied. 214 00:07:09,611 --> 00:07:11,212 - Oh! - Oh. 215 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:12,880 These are great. Where did you get these? 216 00:07:12,915 --> 00:07:14,382 I got it for my grandson, but my daughter said, 217 00:07:14,449 --> 00:07:15,950 "No guns, Dad," so I kept them. 218 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:17,698 - Ow! - Oh, did you jam? 219 00:07:17,719 --> 00:07:19,620 Did you hear the jam... Ow, ow, ow! 220 00:07:19,645 --> 00:07:21,902 [laughs] 221 00:07:21,927 --> 00:07:24,595 Yeah, how do you like that? How do you like that, big man? 222 00:07:24,620 --> 00:07:25,853 - Hi. - Kristen! 223 00:07:25,907 --> 00:07:27,441 Aah! Aah, no! 224 00:07:27,466 --> 00:07:29,277 Aah! Aah! 225 00:07:29,302 --> 00:07:31,549 [laughter] 226 00:07:31,574 --> 00:07:35,223 [imitating Howard Cosell] And down she goes. Down goes Kristen. 227 00:07:35,248 --> 00:07:38,286 - I was... - Down goes Kristen. 228 00:07:38,311 --> 00:07:40,254 I was just... I was wondering if you guys might want 229 00:07:40,322 --> 00:07:42,556 to take a minute and just pop in and say hello to the new writer. 230 00:07:42,624 --> 00:07:43,767 Writer? No, pass. 231 00:07:43,792 --> 00:07:45,492 - Yeah, Pass-adena. - Pass-trami on rye. 232 00:07:45,510 --> 00:07:47,845 - That's a stretch. - Not all of them can be gems. 233 00:07:47,912 --> 00:07:49,279 Yeah, said the counterfeit jeweler. 234 00:07:49,347 --> 00:07:51,315 That's good. That's actually really good. 235 00:07:51,383 --> 00:07:53,350 Are you sure you don't want to pop in just real quick? 236 00:07:53,418 --> 00:07:54,485 Yeah, we're a little busy right now. 237 00:07:54,552 --> 00:07:55,452 Yeah, he's busy getting killed. 238 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:56,157 Aah! 239 00:07:56,181 --> 00:07:57,782 Yeah, but this is the new writer, the one we just hired. 240 00:07:57,849 --> 00:07:59,316 We hired a new writer? 241 00:07:59,384 --> 00:08:00,751 Kristen, no offense. The writers are great. 242 00:08:00,819 --> 00:08:03,287 They do some great work, but that room, it just... 243 00:08:03,355 --> 00:08:04,855 - It stinks. - Yeah, it really does. 244 00:08:04,923 --> 00:08:05,956 - It smells so bad. - It smells like mustard. 245 00:08:06,024 --> 00:08:07,744 - And scalp. - And sadness. 246 00:08:07,793 --> 00:08:10,094 - Yeah, it's tragic. - But this is the new writer. 247 00:08:10,162 --> 00:08:11,162 Ron. 248 00:08:12,164 --> 00:08:13,130 Ron. 249 00:08:13,198 --> 00:08:14,602 Yeah. 250 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:18,864 - What? - He's African-American. 251 00:08:18,923 --> 00:08:20,690 - Citizens of Rome. - There he is! 252 00:08:20,758 --> 00:08:22,458 - Citizens of Rome. - Welcome. 253 00:08:22,526 --> 00:08:23,926 - Wow, this is great. - Willkommen. 254 00:08:23,928 --> 00:08:25,448 - How are you, sir? - Good to meet you. 255 00:08:25,496 --> 00:08:27,563 - Good to meet you. - Ron? So good to meet you. 256 00:08:27,631 --> 00:08:29,165 - How are you? - Good. 257 00:08:29,233 --> 00:08:31,234 - You gonna do it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 258 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:32,535 Hey, Mitch, here's your stuff. 259 00:08:32,603 --> 00:08:33,770 - Oh. Perfect. - Welcome. 260 00:08:33,837 --> 00:08:35,471 - Thank you, man. - Fantastic. 261 00:08:35,539 --> 00:08:36,973 - I'm thrilled to be here. - Stuff's hilarious. 262 00:08:37,041 --> 00:08:38,007 Can I just say... love your material. 263 00:08:38,075 --> 00:08:39,776 - Loved it. - Yeah? 264 00:08:39,843 --> 00:08:41,210 - Yeah, funny, edgy, great. - Love your material... oh, man. 265 00:08:41,278 --> 00:08:42,779 - Great, hilarious. - Thank you, man. 266 00:08:42,846 --> 00:08:44,814 What'd you read, the feature or the other thing? 267 00:08:44,873 --> 00:08:47,322 The, um... feature. 268 00:08:47,347 --> 00:08:48,814 It's so great to have you here. 269 00:08:48,882 --> 00:08:50,583 - It's great. - Thank you, man. 270 00:08:50,651 --> 00:08:51,951 I actually used to live in your old building in New York. 271 00:08:52,019 --> 00:08:53,219 - What? His? - Yeah. 272 00:08:53,287 --> 00:08:54,820 - Seriously? 325 E. 5th Street? 273 00:08:54,888 --> 00:08:56,222 - Yes, sir, yes, sir. - You're kidding. 274 00:08:56,290 --> 00:08:57,923 I lived there when I went to NYU. 275 00:08:57,991 --> 00:08:59,358 It's... oh, man, it's a great old building. 276 00:08:59,426 --> 00:09:01,027 Well, it's an abandoned crack house now. 277 00:09:01,094 --> 00:09:02,795 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 278 00:09:02,863 --> 00:09:05,064 What happened... one of those big new crack chains moved in? 279 00:09:05,132 --> 00:09:06,732 - Crack depot. - Crack depot. 280 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,734 Well, you know, you can't beat their prices. 281 00:09:08,802 --> 00:09:10,403 It's true. 282 00:09:10,470 --> 00:09:11,537 Crack-4-Less. They're very competitive. 283 00:09:11,605 --> 00:09:12,838 Yeah, but you know what? 284 00:09:12,906 --> 00:09:14,040 We had their crack for the holidays 285 00:09:14,107 --> 00:09:15,408 and it was disappointing. 286 00:09:15,475 --> 00:09:16,809 It's like a Chris Rock bit. 287 00:09:16,877 --> 00:09:18,811 Crack, man, I don't like the crack! 288 00:09:18,879 --> 00:09:20,379 It's all crack! 289 00:09:20,447 --> 00:09:23,482 Crack... Crack, Etcetera. I went down there! 290 00:09:23,550 --> 00:09:24,875 [chuckles] 291 00:09:24,938 --> 00:09:28,240 Crack Etcetera... one of the big... it's a big crack chain. 292 00:09:28,308 --> 00:09:30,042 Right. 293 00:09:30,110 --> 00:09:32,811 So, uh, I was driving in. Thought of a funny sketch. 294 00:09:32,879 --> 00:09:34,847 Oh, my God, already. That's incredible. 295 00:09:34,915 --> 00:09:37,116 Ron, typically what happens is the guys pitch stuff to me, 296 00:09:37,183 --> 00:09:38,817 then I take the top stuff to... 297 00:09:38,885 --> 00:09:40,352 Mitch, Mitch, it's... it's fine. Not today. 298 00:09:40,420 --> 00:09:41,720 - Oh. - No, we're... we're just here... 299 00:09:41,788 --> 00:09:42,588 I mean, I don't want to step on any toes. 300 00:09:42,656 --> 00:09:43,889 No, no, no, no. 301 00:09:43,957 --> 00:09:45,557 Nobody's ideas get excluded here. 302 00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:47,693 No, no, no, no, no. This is a total meritocracy. 303 00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:49,228 Ab-solutely. Absolutely. 304 00:09:49,296 --> 00:09:50,656 Yeah, so just tell us what you got. 305 00:09:50,664 --> 00:09:53,232 - So am I good? Cool? - Yeah. Hey, please. 306 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:54,767 - All right, my man... - Please, please. 307 00:09:54,834 --> 00:09:56,735 So I don't have it all figured out yet... 308 00:09:56,803 --> 00:09:58,570 - Beginning, middle, and end. - No worries. 309 00:09:58,638 --> 00:10:01,740 But it's... it's basically a Klansman with Tourette's. 310 00:10:01,808 --> 00:10:04,243 Ah! [laughter] 311 00:10:04,311 --> 00:10:06,245 - That's very funny. - Yeah, yeah. 312 00:10:06,313 --> 00:10:07,947 I figured you could be the grand wizard, right? 313 00:10:08,014 --> 00:10:09,148 Right. 'Cause I've, like, worked my way up. 314 00:10:09,215 --> 00:10:10,582 Indeed, indeed. Absolutely. 315 00:10:10,650 --> 00:10:11,483 And he's like a newbie Klansman. 316 00:10:11,551 --> 00:10:12,985 Right, that's good. 317 00:10:13,053 --> 00:10:13,919 I think I actually went to high school with a girl 318 00:10:13,987 --> 00:10:15,621 named Newbie Klansman. 319 00:10:15,689 --> 00:10:17,323 Newbie Klansman, report to the principal's office. 320 00:10:17,390 --> 00:10:18,624 Your mother's here to take you home. 321 00:10:18,692 --> 00:10:20,092 That's great stuff, man. Yeah. 322 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:21,760 - Oh, that's funny. - Thank you, man. 323 00:10:21,828 --> 00:10:22,895 - I appreciate it. - That's unbelievable, my man. 324 00:10:22,963 --> 00:10:24,430 Thank you, man. Thank you. 325 00:10:24,497 --> 00:10:25,965 So, yeah, man. You mind if I write that up? 326 00:10:26,032 --> 00:10:26,932 - Do I mind? - Yeah. 327 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,901 No, of course, Ron. 328 00:10:28,969 --> 00:10:30,636 - No, it's super. - Just want to make sure, man. 329 00:10:30,704 --> 00:10:32,344 - Super, super, super stuff. - Cool, cool. 330 00:10:32,372 --> 00:10:33,973 - I'll write it up then. - Yeah, it's gonna kill. 331 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,774 Oh, that's very funny. 332 00:10:35,842 --> 00:10:37,882 - That's so funny. - See, it's... it's fresh. 333 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:43,018 We, uh... we can't have meat and cheese, uh, 334 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,145 out here anymore. 335 00:10:44,170 --> 00:10:45,471 It costs too much money. 336 00:10:45,538 --> 00:10:46,772 And we just have... We have to find savings. 337 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,907 I got... gotta find savings. 338 00:10:48,975 --> 00:10:52,678 The cheese isn't really all that expensive. 339 00:10:52,745 --> 00:10:54,113 Who do you work for? Me or cheese? 340 00:10:54,180 --> 00:10:55,581 No cheese! 341 00:10:57,117 --> 00:10:59,017 [knock at door] Coming. 342 00:11:00,987 --> 00:11:02,154 - Hey, come on in. - Hey, how are you? 343 00:11:02,222 --> 00:11:03,555 Thank you so much for having me. 344 00:11:03,623 --> 00:11:05,057 Sure... hey, listen. Make yourself at home. 345 00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:05,991 I'm just gonna finish stirring the soup. 346 00:11:06,059 --> 00:11:07,226 Perfect. 347 00:11:10,705 --> 00:11:13,507 But don't use the hook on the wall, the hook's broken. 348 00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:19,410 You may want to be careful. I just waxed the floors. 349 00:11:22,242 --> 00:11:25,577 Just have a seat and relax. 350 00:11:25,645 --> 00:11:28,780 Oh, but don't sit on that chair, that chair's broken. 351 00:11:28,848 --> 00:11:30,415 Ooh, I know you're a Civil War buff. 352 00:11:30,483 --> 00:11:32,818 I got an authentic Union Army jacket in the closet 353 00:11:32,886 --> 00:11:34,586 if you want to take a look. 354 00:11:34,654 --> 00:11:36,374 But you should knock first 'cause there's... 355 00:11:36,389 --> 00:11:37,923 [screams] 356 00:11:37,991 --> 00:11:39,831 Some kind of weird bear in there. 357 00:11:39,859 --> 00:11:42,594 He gets real horny if you surprise him. 358 00:11:42,662 --> 00:11:45,597 Can't wait for you to taste this soup. 359 00:11:45,665 --> 00:11:47,966 Mitch, I know. Believe me, I know. 360 00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:51,637 But it is these fudging budget cuts. 361 00:11:51,704 --> 00:11:53,205 $12? 362 00:11:53,273 --> 00:11:55,807 You really want to walk into a room full of writers 363 00:11:55,875 --> 00:11:57,835 and tell them they need to limit their lunch order 364 00:11:57,877 --> 00:11:59,811 to... to $12? 365 00:11:59,879 --> 00:12:01,046 I was hoping you would do it. 366 00:12:01,114 --> 00:12:04,049 Kristen, no. These are writers. 367 00:12:04,117 --> 00:12:05,484 Lunch is all these people have. 368 00:12:05,552 --> 00:12:08,620 You limit them to $12, you might as well kill them. 369 00:12:08,688 --> 00:12:10,822 Maybe if you tell them that most Americans 370 00:12:10,890 --> 00:12:12,691 have to pay for their lunches. 371 00:12:12,759 --> 00:12:14,399 - Oh, good! - Okay... 372 00:12:14,427 --> 00:12:16,195 You asking her about my parking space? 373 00:12:16,262 --> 00:12:17,629 - I... no. - Parking... parking spot? 374 00:12:17,697 --> 00:12:19,331 - Parking spot? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 375 00:12:19,399 --> 00:12:20,832 I was just wondering, 'cause all the other writers 376 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:23,235 get to park right up front and, like, my space 377 00:12:23,303 --> 00:12:24,536 is all the way across the lot. 378 00:12:24,604 --> 00:12:26,572 - It's, like, kind of far. - Yeah. 379 00:12:26,639 --> 00:12:27,940 Well, that's... well, that's because we're only allotted 380 00:12:28,007 --> 00:12:29,607 a certain number of... of parking spaces, 381 00:12:29,642 --> 00:12:31,276 and they've all been taken. 382 00:12:31,344 --> 00:12:33,645 - And since you're new... - New? 383 00:12:33,713 --> 00:12:35,847 I've been a professional writer for six years. 384 00:12:35,915 --> 00:12:37,249 - Now, I worked on SNL. - That's not what I meant. 385 00:12:37,317 --> 00:12:38,684 - Not what I meant. - I went to Harvard. 386 00:12:38,751 --> 00:12:40,519 No, no, no, no... I meant new to this show. 387 00:12:40,587 --> 00:12:42,387 'Cause, believe it or not, every single one of those 388 00:12:42,455 --> 00:12:46,825 parking spots costs our production $175 a month. 389 00:12:46,893 --> 00:12:48,794 Oh, no, I got it. Separate but equal. 390 00:12:48,861 --> 00:12:51,263 Okay. That's cool. 391 00:12:51,331 --> 00:12:53,565 Separate but equal. 392 00:12:53,633 --> 00:12:56,435 I am so sorry that you have to walk 500 yards 393 00:12:56,502 --> 00:12:59,605 to your parking spot, but you know what, suck it up! 394 00:12:59,672 --> 00:13:01,592 - Kristen. - Suck it up, Harvard man! 395 00:13:01,608 --> 00:13:02,657 Easy. 396 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,843 You know what, you make more money than Mitch. 397 00:13:04,911 --> 00:13:05,911 - What? - Yes! 398 00:13:05,945 --> 00:13:06,845 - He does? - What? 399 00:13:06,913 --> 00:13:08,113 - Yes, he does. - Do I? 400 00:13:08,181 --> 00:13:11,316 And you're in here complaining? 401 00:13:11,384 --> 00:13:13,385 I'll get some coffee. 402 00:13:16,155 --> 00:13:19,224 He makes more than me? 403 00:13:19,292 --> 00:13:21,360 [mouthing] Yeah. 404 00:13:21,427 --> 00:13:23,295 I'm sorry, Mitch, you had to find out that way. 405 00:13:23,363 --> 00:13:24,763 I feel really bad about it. 406 00:13:24,831 --> 00:13:26,665 We all made a vow to never tell you. 407 00:13:26,733 --> 00:13:29,268 What... how many people know about this? 408 00:13:29,335 --> 00:13:31,436 - Everyone. - [groans] 409 00:13:31,504 --> 00:13:33,785 Have you read the Klansmen with Tourette's sketch yet? 410 00:13:33,806 --> 00:13:37,376 - I'm finishing it right now. - Okay. 411 00:13:37,443 --> 00:13:38,777 - Wow! - It's hilarious. 412 00:13:38,845 --> 00:13:39,911 - It's a... - Hilarious. 413 00:13:39,979 --> 00:13:40,846 Honestly one of the funniest sketches 414 00:13:40,913 --> 00:13:41,913 I've ever read. 415 00:13:41,948 --> 00:13:43,348 This is a whole other level. 416 00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:44,383 - Oh, my God, it's genius. - Wow. 417 00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:46,184 I mean, no offense to Mitch and... 418 00:13:46,252 --> 00:13:48,320 No, no, no, they're all great, but this dialogue... 419 00:13:48,388 --> 00:13:50,822 Forget about it. One joke after another. 420 00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:52,090 Boom, boom, boom, boom. 421 00:13:52,158 --> 00:13:53,025 - Slam dunk. - All funny. 422 00:13:53,092 --> 00:13:54,893 All of them. Every joke. 423 00:13:54,961 --> 00:13:56,728 Wow. 424 00:13:56,796 --> 00:13:58,916 - We can't do this sketch. - Not a chance, no. 425 00:13:58,931 --> 00:14:00,332 - No, we'd get killed. - Killed to death. 426 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,067 Right to death. 427 00:14:02,135 --> 00:14:03,902 No... and... and, it's not that it's not funny. 428 00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:05,103 No, it's the opposite of not funny. 429 00:14:05,171 --> 00:14:06,571 - Yeah. - It's funny. 430 00:14:06,639 --> 00:14:07,906 The amount of times that we would have to say the... 431 00:14:07,974 --> 00:14:09,474 - The, uh, the... - Word. 432 00:14:09,542 --> 00:14:11,643 - "N" word. - Yeah, it's... it's... 433 00:14:11,711 --> 00:14:13,145 It's a lot, a lot. A lot. 434 00:14:13,212 --> 00:14:14,012 - One would be a lot. - Right. 435 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:15,314 And the ending? 436 00:14:15,381 --> 00:14:16,615 Oh, the uh, the burning cross? 437 00:14:16,683 --> 00:14:18,123 - No, the... - Oh, the lynching joke. 438 00:14:18,151 --> 00:14:19,484 Not that it's not well-written. 439 00:14:19,552 --> 00:14:21,586 No, it's incredibly well-written. 440 00:14:21,654 --> 00:14:23,055 - Kill the sketch. - Yeah, for sure. 441 00:14:23,122 --> 00:14:24,423 [sighs] 442 00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:25,724 I'll tell you... I am actually relieved. 443 00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:27,092 Why? 444 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,593 Because I thought you were gonna say to me, 445 00:14:28,661 --> 00:14:30,962 "Come on, don't be such a pussy, Billy." 446 00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:32,464 What? I don't talk like an old lady. 447 00:14:32,532 --> 00:14:33,765 No... no... I... All right. 448 00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:35,073 It's more like, "Come on, Billy. 449 00:14:35,101 --> 00:14:36,601 "Grow some balls, man. 450 00:14:36,669 --> 00:14:38,470 Come on, Billy, grow some balls, man." 451 00:14:38,538 --> 00:14:40,539 Why am I a Jersey boy in 1955? 452 00:14:40,606 --> 00:14:42,374 I would be more like, "Come on, Billy, 453 00:14:42,442 --> 00:14:43,909 grow some balls." 454 00:14:43,976 --> 00:14:45,377 You know, like, just a little more nasal. 455 00:14:45,445 --> 00:14:46,712 No... no. That's not even close to you. 456 00:14:46,779 --> 00:14:48,714 It's more like, "Billy, we got a chance 457 00:14:48,781 --> 00:14:50,141 "to do something special, you know. 458 00:14:50,183 --> 00:14:52,250 Where's the edge, man. Where's the edge?" 459 00:14:52,318 --> 00:14:53,585 - Honestly, that was excellent. - That was actually very good. 460 00:14:53,653 --> 00:14:55,253 - Third time's a charm for you. - Yeah. 461 00:14:55,321 --> 00:14:56,788 - That was incredible. - I pulled back just a little. 462 00:14:56,856 --> 00:14:58,623 But there's edge and then there's ahh. 463 00:14:58,691 --> 00:14:59,991 - There's over the edge. - Yeah. 464 00:15:00,059 --> 00:15:01,226 That's like, you know, off the cliff time. 465 00:15:01,294 --> 00:15:02,534 Yeah, crash and burn. 466 00:15:02,562 --> 00:15:04,029 That's like Thelma and Louise 467 00:15:04,097 --> 00:15:07,904 - holding hands going off the... - Both: Whoa! 468 00:15:07,929 --> 00:15:09,229 - You want to tell him? - You want to tell him? 469 00:15:11,326 --> 00:15:14,269 - Love this sketch. - Love it. 470 00:15:14,294 --> 00:15:17,278 It's really funny, it is super sharp. 471 00:15:17,303 --> 00:15:18,037 And it's edgy. 472 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:21,936 Maybe, dare I say, too edgy? 473 00:15:22,829 --> 00:15:23,995 Too edgy? 474 00:15:24,063 --> 00:15:25,831 Uh, a tad. A tad. 475 00:15:25,899 --> 00:15:27,600 Too edgy. 476 00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:29,367 I think... I think what William here is trying to say 477 00:15:29,435 --> 00:15:33,470 is that the two of us in Klan robes, 478 00:15:33,501 --> 00:15:36,970 copious iterations of the "n" word, um... 479 00:15:37,038 --> 00:15:38,338 It's tough. It's tough. 480 00:15:38,406 --> 00:15:39,973 - 'Cause we're white. - Yeah. 481 00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:42,342 You know, saying "N," et cetera. 482 00:15:42,410 --> 00:15:43,410 Right. 483 00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:44,511 But you're Klansmen. 484 00:15:44,579 --> 00:15:46,413 No, no, no... it's just... listen. 485 00:15:46,481 --> 00:15:48,014 Key and Peele, Chappelle, of course, 486 00:15:48,082 --> 00:15:48,982 they could get away with it. 487 00:15:49,050 --> 00:15:50,417 It would destroy. 488 00:15:50,485 --> 00:15:53,286 Sure but Josh and I... less so. 489 00:15:53,354 --> 00:15:55,255 J'agree. 490 00:15:55,323 --> 00:15:59,059 First off, let me... let me just say this. 491 00:15:59,127 --> 00:16:00,760 You guys are great at what you do, 492 00:16:00,828 --> 00:16:02,129 I love what you're doing here. 493 00:16:02,196 --> 00:16:03,330 Billy, you're obviously a legend. 494 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:04,664 No. 495 00:16:04,732 --> 00:16:05,565 Far be it for me to try to tell you 496 00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:06,873 how to run your show. 497 00:16:06,901 --> 00:16:08,435 No, everybody's opinion is wanted. 498 00:16:08,503 --> 00:16:09,636 No... no, no, no. We are a team. 499 00:16:09,704 --> 00:16:11,171 - Right. - We are all brothers. 500 00:16:11,239 --> 00:16:13,540 - Not brothas. - Dial it back. 501 00:16:13,608 --> 00:16:15,442 - Siblings. - Dial it back. 502 00:16:15,510 --> 00:16:19,146 Listen, as the only black writer on staff, 503 00:16:19,213 --> 00:16:21,715 it just kinda hurts to hear that my stuff 504 00:16:21,782 --> 00:16:23,083 could only work on Key & Peele. 505 00:16:23,151 --> 00:16:24,618 Both: No! 506 00:16:24,685 --> 00:16:26,119 That's not what we're saying at all. 507 00:16:26,187 --> 00:16:27,687 That's not... that's not what we're saying. 508 00:16:27,755 --> 00:16:29,289 No, because, here's the thing. 509 00:16:29,357 --> 00:16:30,824 The audience, 510 00:16:30,892 --> 00:16:32,726 those guys who are watching it, 511 00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:34,327 are never gonna know 512 00:16:34,395 --> 00:16:36,163 that the fellow who wrote this is... 513 00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:37,470 Is black. 514 00:16:37,532 --> 00:16:38,698 - Exactly... black. - Right, right. 515 00:16:38,766 --> 00:16:41,601 You know, maybe... 516 00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:43,403 if you were to go out there and you were to say, 517 00:16:43,471 --> 00:16:45,338 "Hi, my name is Ron Miller"... 518 00:16:45,406 --> 00:16:46,973 Murray, actually. Yeah. 519 00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:48,608 Murray. Right. 520 00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:51,645 "The sketch that you are about to see, I wrote." 521 00:16:51,712 --> 00:16:53,313 But when have you ever done that? 522 00:16:53,381 --> 00:16:54,915 Have you ever had a writer introduce his sketch? 523 00:16:54,982 --> 00:16:55,815 - It would be a first. - We've never done that. 524 00:16:55,883 --> 00:16:57,150 It would be a first. 525 00:16:57,218 --> 00:16:58,151 But you know who else was a first? 526 00:16:58,219 --> 00:16:59,553 - Jackie... - Don't. 527 00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:00,520 Palance. 528 00:17:00,588 --> 00:17:02,789 Jack Palance. 529 00:17:02,857 --> 00:17:05,492 To do a one-arm pushup on the Oscars. 530 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,627 - With this man. - Jack Palance? 531 00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:09,062 - Yeah. - From City Slickers. 532 00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:12,432 One and two, he came back. 533 00:17:13,672 --> 00:17:15,352 - Wow. - You know what... 534 00:17:15,407 --> 00:17:17,808 Maybe if we took it a different way. 535 00:17:17,876 --> 00:17:19,546 Let me just pitch this. This could be funny. 536 00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:21,008 Uh, I'm the wizard, right? 537 00:17:21,070 --> 00:17:22,204 Yeah. 538 00:17:22,271 --> 00:17:24,239 I find out about the Tourette's, 539 00:17:24,307 --> 00:17:26,562 I can't stand him, he's loud and annoying, 540 00:17:26,617 --> 00:17:28,852 and I kick him out. 541 00:17:28,919 --> 00:17:30,719 Right, but then the rest of the Klan finds out 542 00:17:30,755 --> 00:17:33,456 that we're actually Jews, and they kick us out. 543 00:17:33,524 --> 00:17:34,858 That's funny. 544 00:17:34,925 --> 00:17:35,925 - It could be funny. - That is funny. 545 00:17:35,993 --> 00:17:37,560 This is why the hangings on Friday 546 00:17:37,628 --> 00:17:39,396 were always before sundown. 547 00:17:39,463 --> 00:17:41,364 Get 'em. Get them Jews. 548 00:17:41,432 --> 00:17:42,432 Right. 549 00:17:42,433 --> 00:17:44,134 No more challah. 550 00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:45,602 Get that challah out of their hands. 551 00:17:45,669 --> 00:17:46,936 You guys, it's... I mean. 552 00:17:47,004 --> 00:17:49,172 Or... or, just spit balling here. 553 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,709 What if we keep the original sketch as written, 554 00:17:52,777 --> 00:17:58,648 but instead, maybe we substitute with the word, uh, Negro. 555 00:17:58,716 --> 00:18:00,216 Negro? 556 00:18:00,284 --> 00:18:02,585 [laughs] Look, man. 557 00:18:02,653 --> 00:18:06,456 As a black man, if I'm watching a sketch 558 00:18:06,524 --> 00:18:09,259 about the Klan and they're saying Negro, 559 00:18:09,326 --> 00:18:11,194 I'm gonna be more offended at that 560 00:18:11,262 --> 00:18:13,363 than if you just kill the sketch. 561 00:18:13,431 --> 00:18:15,265 - I got it. - I mean, it's the KKK. 562 00:18:15,332 --> 00:18:17,367 They like lynching black people 563 00:18:17,435 --> 00:18:19,002 and they love saying nigger. 564 00:18:19,069 --> 00:18:20,136 - Ahh - Whoa! 565 00:18:20,204 --> 00:18:22,639 Ah, see, just... Ron, just hearing it. 566 00:18:22,706 --> 00:18:24,474 Just hearing it is tough. 567 00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:26,109 That's the point, though. 568 00:18:26,177 --> 00:18:28,545 But look, you know what, if you guys just want to do 569 00:18:28,612 --> 00:18:31,448 straight up setup-punchline right up the middle, 570 00:18:31,515 --> 00:18:32,649 it's gonna be funny whatever you do. 571 00:18:32,716 --> 00:18:33,956 You guys are genius. 572 00:18:33,984 --> 00:18:36,386 I just get the sense from both of you 573 00:18:36,454 --> 00:18:41,124 that you want to do something a little more. 574 00:18:41,192 --> 00:18:43,092 Something important. 575 00:18:46,764 --> 00:18:49,032 So Ron quit. 576 00:18:49,099 --> 00:18:51,167 He sold a show to Comedy Central. 577 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,748 [sketch continues under laughter] 578 00:18:53,815 --> 00:18:56,083 - It's a funny sketch. - Yeah, it is. 579 00:18:56,779 --> 00:18:58,185 Nobody ever argued it wasn't funny. 580 00:18:58,210 --> 00:18:59,286 Nobody. 581 00:18:59,373 --> 00:19:02,445 And for some reason, we... we're still... 582 00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:04,210 We still have to pay him. 583 00:19:04,278 --> 00:19:08,147 Welcome back, Jamila... Karen. 584 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:11,687 Karen. Welcome back, Jamila. 585 00:19:11,712 --> 00:19:13,095 She's... Jamila's over there. 586 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,618 You guys look a lot alike... Shut up, just shut up. 587 00:19:17,861 --> 00:19:19,861 Now fellas, 588 00:19:19,885 --> 00:19:22,947 Y'all know, nobody hates them n-n-n-n... 589 00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:25,557 Them n-n-n... 590 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,581 [Shouts] African Americans! 591 00:19:27,605 --> 00:19:31,692 - Ahem! Uh, more, more than that um... - What did you just say? 592 00:19:32,153 --> 00:19:33,442 Nothing. 593 00:19:33,466 --> 00:19:35,466 Not nothing... You said something, now what was it? 594 00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:37,745 - I said... n... - Say it... 595 00:19:38,309 --> 00:19:41,099 - Say that word -N-n-n... African Americans! 596 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,715 - Oh, come on! How much longer is this - *** 597 00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:45,716 - going to be going on? - I've got this problem *** 598 00:19:45,763 --> 00:19:48,552 I'm trying to deal with this shit, my Tourette's... 599 00:19:48,576 --> 00:19:52,688 Tourettes is a Zionist conspiracy. You say that you have hate in your heart, 600 00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,227 but I for one am not hearing it. 601 00:19:54,251 --> 00:19:55,461 No, I know I do! 602 00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:57,343 Oh, Grand Wizard, Brethren, 603 00:19:57,368 --> 00:19:59,368 - I have so much hate in my heart. - Yeah! 604 00:19:59,393 --> 00:20:04,022 Oh, in fact, I've got so much hate in my heart that I think... 605 00:20:04,053 --> 00:20:08,452 - O...bamacare is working! Shit! - Alright that is it. 606 00:20:08,477 --> 00:20:10,812 - You are out of the Klan! - No! 607 00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:12,836 Brothers, I'm sorry, this meeting is over Let's go 608 00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:14,860 No, no, give me another chance! 609 00:20:17,790 --> 00:20:20,929 Can't believe I called that an African American! 610 00:20:21,656 --> 00:20:24,203 Well, I guess I'll go kill a dog. 611 00:20:24,227 --> 00:20:30,296 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - - www.addic7ed.com - 612 00:20:30,346 --> 00:20:34,896 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44690

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