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♪ I am the stone that
the builder refused ♪
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♪ I am the visual, the inspiration
that made lady sing the blues ♪
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♪ I'm the spark that
makes your idea bright ♪
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♪ the same spark that
lights the dark ♪
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♪ so that you can know your
left from your right ♪
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♪ I am the ballot in your box,
the bullet in the gun ♪
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♪ the inner glow that lets you
know to call your brother son ♪
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♪ the story that just begun ♪
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♪ the promise of what's to come ♪
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♪ and I'ma remain a soldier
till the war is won ♪
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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It's a scene normally reserved for
major Hollywood blockbusters.
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The faithful have been lined
up for days... some arrived in
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costume... all for
the love of chicken.
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Huey: [ grunting ]
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Okay, try it.
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[ Whirring ]
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Unh!
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Jazmine: Huey!
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[ Crackling ]
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Tomorrow, the fried-chicken
event of a lifetime!
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One more herb, one more spice...
the new kernel's fried chicken
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new, original recipe, now with 13
herbs and... granddad: What the?!
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I bet it's your brother!
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I knew I should've abandoned him
at the mall when I had the chance!
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Boy!
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What did I tell you, huh?!
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I said you can do what you want
with your little survival thing,
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but don't mess with my tv!
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Every year, it's a new disaster
... bird flu, swine flu,
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world war III, killer
astranoids, new world order...
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What was it... the
tri-sexual commission?
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What the hell is a tri-sexual, anyway?
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Huey: Trilateral.
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Granddad: I got a silly
contraption in my garage, a
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hundred gallons of [Bleep]
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Water!
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I got more damn cheerios and canned
green beans than I'm ever gonna eat!
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Huey: Granddad, I promise you'll be
thanking me when the crisis comes.
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Granddad: Where is the crisis, boy?
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Where's the disaster?
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Where's the return on investment?
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All this damn money for extra
food and toilet paper.
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That's it! It's over!
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I ain't spending another damn
dime on the end of the world.
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You're on your own now, Jack.
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Boy, you ready to go get some chicken?
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Riley: Yeah, yeah!
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Granddad: You want some
fried chicken, little baby?
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Jazmine: Fried chicken is murder.
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Granddad: Suit yourself.
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Come on. Let's go.
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Riley: [ chuckles ]
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Granddad: [ humming ]
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Riley: Yeah!
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Jazmine: What's that for, anyway?
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Huey: It's a generator.
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Jazmine: What does it do?
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Huey: Nothing right now, but
if I can get it to work, it
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could save our lives.
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Jazmine: So, how bad is it gonna be
when the end of the world comes?
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Huey: I don't know, but I got
it all worked out so the three
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of us can survive in this
house as long as possible.
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Jazmine: Three?
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Huey: Me, Riley, and granddad.
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Jazmine: What about everyone else?
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Huey: I can't save everyone else.
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If I tried, I'd just
end up saving nobody.
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Jazmine: What about me?
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Would you let me stay here...
you know, I-if things got bad?
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Huey: The plan is for three people.
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A fourth person, and we could
run out of food or water.
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Jazmine: But I'm your friend.
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Can't you make a plan for four people?
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Huey: I guess.
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Jazmine: [ sighs ]
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I feel much better about that now.
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You know, huey, everybody says
you're a loony person, but I
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think one day, you're gonna
be smarter than everybody.
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Riley: Man, this chicken
gonna be off the chain!
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♪ I can't wait ♪
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♪ I can't wait ♪
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♪ mm ♪
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♪ I'm gonna get some chicken ♪
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♪ I can't wait ♪
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granddad: See, you kids don't
know how lucky you have it.
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All my life, we only had
11 herbs and spices.
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This is a whole new... oh.
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[ Tires screech ]
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Riley: Aaaah!
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Granddad: Oh, man.
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[ Horns honking ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Riley: A two-piece special
with lots of hot sauce and all
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the fries you can give me.
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Granddad: Boy, wake up.
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It's almost chicken time.
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What?!
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I can't believe what
you're telling me!
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What?! No way!
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No [Bleep] Damn way! Hell no!
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Granddad: What is it?
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These [Bleep] Talking about
they out of chicken!
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Granddad: What?!
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Listen, listen!
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Welcome to kernel's fried chicken.
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Unfortunately, we are out
of chicken at the moment.
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Please go away until
we have more chicken.
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Thank you. God bless.
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Granddad: They ran out of chicken?!
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Riley: Aw, man!
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This is some more [Bleep]
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No chicken?!
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You mean I ain't gonna be
able to get that bucket?!
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How can they be out of chicken?!
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It's kernel's fried chicken!
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Granddad: This is outrageous!
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This is an outrage!
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Riley: Hello, 911?
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No, I ain't calling to snitch!
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I got a real emergency!
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Yeah, I'll hold.
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Some of us have been looking forward
to this day for a long, long time.
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Riley: Hello? My emergency?
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These fools done ran out of chicken!
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Welcome to kernel's fried chicken.
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Unfortunately... I ain't
leaving this [Bleep]
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Until I gets my chicken!
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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Granddad: That's what they do...
keep screwing the little man!
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They're not gonna get away with this!
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You right! Hey, he's right!
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It's time for us to fight back!
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Let's knock some [Bleep]
Out about this chicken!
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Granddad: We are not
gonna take it anymore!
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Damn! No chicken?!
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[ Tires squeal, engine revving ]
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[ Growling ]
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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Tonight, civil unrest explodes in
several major American cities.
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There have been reports of fires,
looting, and violence in
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the streets... all over a fast-food
promotion gone terribly wrong.
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As the first customers tasted the new
secret recipe, reviews were stellar.
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Yo [Bleep]
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Yo, nigga, this [Bleep]
Is bad as [Bleep]
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Yo, put this [Bleep]
In your mouth, man!
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Eat that [Bleep] Eat it!
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But early on in the day, there
were signs of trouble...
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impatient crowds, drive-through
lines stretching for miles,
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scuffles between tired
and hungry customers.
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How you gonna say you got chicken
and you ain't got no chicken?!
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You knew y'all was gonna
do this for a year!
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How am I supposed to
feed my family now?!
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I want my [Bleep] Chicken!
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My babies want their [Bleep]
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Chicken!
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[ Door opens ]
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Granddad: I can't believe
after all that, no chicken!
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I always miss out on
the hot new thing!
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And now, another crisis
brewing... this one around a
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mysterious virus that seems to
have appeared out of thin air
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and is spreading like wildfire.
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Already, there are 400 confirmed
cases of the mystery virus in
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all 50 States, and the CDC warns
it could spread to hundreds of
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thousands by the end of the week.
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Personally, I'm scared [Bleep]
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And for good reason.
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Where this virus came
from is anybody's guess.
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Huey: It's the chicken.
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Granddad: Huh?
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[ Knock on door ]
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Who is it?
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Huey: Have you eaten the chicken?
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Tom: Huh?
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Huey, it's Tom and Jazmine.
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Huey: Have you eaten the chicken?
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Tom: [ laughs ] No.
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Huey: What?
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Jazmine: Huey, did you hear
about the mystery virus?
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Tom: Huey, you've got Jazmine
terrified about all of this
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end-of-the-world stuff.
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Jazmine: Tell him, Huey!
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Tell him the end is coming!
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Tom: Look, if you guys want to
play your little make-believe
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survival games, that's fine.
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But, sweetie, I promise you,
the world is not going to end.
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Jazmine: Please, daddy.
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It's not safe.
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Tom: Honey, I have to
pick up your mother.
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Stay as long as you want.
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Have fun.
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Call me when you want to come home.
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Jazmine: No!
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Huey: He made his choice.
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You in or out?
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Jazmine: [ whimpers ]
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Nobody anywhere saw it coming.
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Huey: [ scoffs ]
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It's being called "the
fried chicken flu."
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Thousands are sick, and CDC
officials confirm today that the
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same fried chicken responsible
for a second day of riots around
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the country is also responsible
for a pandemic that experts are
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saying could reach
biblical proportions.
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I've never seen any [Bleep]
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Up [Bleep]
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I got to get out here!
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Get out of my [Bleep] Way!
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[ Door opens, door closes ]
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Jazmine: [ whimpers ]
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Oh...My...God!
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Granddad: Oh, man.
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This is terrible.
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Riley: Now we'll never
get to try that chicken.
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Today, the Mayor of
louisville ate chicken at a
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press conference in a show of support.
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Seven hours later, he was in a coma.
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Yet, amazingly, people are still
eating chicken, packing into the
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few restaurants that still
have the golden bird in stock,
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willing to risk life and
limb for a leg and a thigh.
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Jazmine: We're all gonna die!
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Huey: We're not going to die.
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Granddad: No, she's right!
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We're all gonna die!
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God, please, take everybody
else, but not me!
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Huey: We are not going to die!
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This is the day I've been
planning for my whole life.
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Here is the survival plan.
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It contains guidelines for
security, food and water
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rationing, energy usage,
communications, et cetera, et cetera.
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Granddad: What?
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Riley: Nigga, what
is this... homework?
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Huey: Everything you need
to know is your packet.
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It's easy to understand, and
I used extra-large type.
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Granddad: Uh, you know, I don't
like to read instructions.
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Riley: Yeah, and I don't
like to read, period!
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Granddad: Just give us the gist.
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Huey: No!
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You need to read all of it!
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It's all important!
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Granddad: Okay, but what's
the most important stuff?
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Huey: [ groans ]
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I guess the most important thing
is that we keep quiet about our
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emergency supplies and we don't
let anyone else in the house, no
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matter what.
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Granddad: Fine. Agreed.
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Jazmine: What about mommy and daddy?!
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Huey: There's nothing
we can do for them.
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They're goners.
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Granddad: Huey's right.
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They're on their own.
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Riley: They gonna die.
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Jazmine: [ crying loudly ]
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Riley: Hey, man, she gonna be
crying like this all the time?
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'Cause I say if she
is, we kick her out.
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Granddad: Shh!
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Everybody shush! Shush!
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President Obama's talking.
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I know he's gonna tell us what to do.
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Uh, good afternoon.
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I'd like to start off by
thanking all of you out there,
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uh, who have called and written
letters about the safety of the
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first family.
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You'll be happy to know that
Michelle, Sasha, malia, myself,
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and bo are all fine.
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Granddad: Don't nobody
care about you, man!
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Tell us everything
gonna be okay for us!
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Everything is gonna be okay.
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For us.
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We are currently in our very own
super-secret underground bunker
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with enough food and water and
entertainment to last several lifetimes.
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But...I'm here tonight
to talk about you.
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In times of crisis,
Americans pull together.
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Jazmine: [ whimpers ]
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And what's gonna get us
through this difficult time?
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Sharing.
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Granddad: Sharing?
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Lending a helping hand to a
neighbor in their hour of need.
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Granddad: No [Bleep] A neighbor!
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What we need is a cure!
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Unfortunately, there is no cure
for the pandemic we now face.
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But we do have an even more
powerful weapon... compassion
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for our fellow man.
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Granddad: No [Bleep]
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Compassion for our fellow man!
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In conclusion, I want to say
that we are all in for some
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tough times ahead, and when
I say "we," I mean you.
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But Michelle, Sasha, malia,
myself, and bo are gonna be
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right here, rooting
for you all the way.
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Good night and God bless
you and may God bless the
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United States of America.
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Granddad: We're all gonna die!
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[ Both crying ]
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We're all gonna die!
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[ Blender whirring ]
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Granddad: Hey, good morning, Huey.
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You want some breakfast?
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Mm.
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Huey: Granddad, what's going on?
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Granddad: Just a little breakfast.
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Oh, by the way, this is Tina.
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She's gonna be staying here
until the crisis blows over.
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[ Crunching ]
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Huey: Granddad, the plan
was for four people.
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Granddad: Well, how come you get
to have a little friend and
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I can't have a friend?
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Huey: It's not a slumber
party, granddad!
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I planned on Jazmine being here.
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I didn't plan for anyone else.
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Granddad: Well, your plan sucked!
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Shoot, you think the world's
gonna end and I'm gonna be
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trapped up in here looking at
y'all sweaty-necked negroes?
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You crazy.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Uh, I'll get it.
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Huey: Granddad, wait!
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Granddad, the emergency plan
says we don't open the front
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door until we know the identity
of the person outside and can
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confirm they don't have...
Granddad: What do you want?
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Hey, uh, Riley told me y'all had
a fly little emergency setup
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over here, and, to be honest, a
nigga was kind of wondering if
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he could hold it down
for a little while.
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Riley: [ laughs ]
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What up, Thugnificent?
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Granddad, can he stay with us, too?
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Huey: No!
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Granddad: Why should I help him?
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Look, old nigga, this fried chicken
flu is kind of scaring a nigga, man!
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[Bleep] Is wilin' out and [Bleep]
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I mean, look, I don't know
[Bleep] About survival!
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I'm a rapper!
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Huey: No!
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Granddad: Nope. Sorry.
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Riley: That's a cold situation.
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Both of y'all get friends,
and I can't have a friend?
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Granddad: He does have a point.
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You know, I don't play favorites.
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And I don't want you to think I came
here empty-handed either, nigga!
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Ain't nothing Thugnificent
about being a freeloader!
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You smell me?
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Leonard!
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Yo. Anybody hungry?
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I got the whole menu right here,
minus the chicken, of course.
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Check it out.
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We got singles, doubles, bacon
doubles, double bacons with a
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little bit of meat on it, fries,
frosties, some chili cheese right here.
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I wouldn't touch that, though.
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00:11:21,595 --> 00:11:22,962
I-I tasted it on the way here.
348
00:11:22,996 --> 00:11:24,964
I ain't gonna lie... I ate
all the chili cheese.
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That's why I said don't taste it.
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But who wants some other stuff?
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Huey: Granddad, this
is not in the plan!
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Granddad: Well, according to
the plan, all we got to eat is
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cheerios and green beans.
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So, once again, your plan sucks.
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00:11:35,309 --> 00:11:36,609
You got a bacon cheeseburger?
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Here you go, Mr. Freeman.
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00:11:38,145 --> 00:11:39,479
Granddad: Thank you kindly.
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[ Laughs ]
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Where my room at, nigga?
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00:11:41,482 --> 00:11:44,450
Now, again, we don't want
anyone to panic, but let's look
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at some of the projected
casualty rates by state.
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Let's start with new York...
projected million and a half dead.
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Maryland... 300,000 dead.
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Florida... a million and a half
projected to push up daises.
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And now certain fears that
the virus may have jumped
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franchises and may be infecting
chickens from Bluto's,
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temple's chicken, even chick-le-fait.
368
00:12:06,874 --> 00:12:07,240
Damn!
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Everybody's catching this [Bleep] Man!
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That must be some good-ass chicken.
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Riley: The real tragedy is
that we may never, ever get to
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eat fried chicken again.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Tom: Robert? Huey?
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Sarah: Anyone home?
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Granddad: Say "no."
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Hey!
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Jazmine: Mommy and daddy!
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Huey: What do you want?
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This... [ distorted ]
Is a restricted area.
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Tom: Hey, uh...It's us.
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We're just checking on Jazmine and, um,
wondering if it was too late to...
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Sarah: Is Huey home?
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Can we just talk to Huey?
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Or Robert?
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Huey: This is Huey.
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Tom: Huey, let us in!
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Huey: I can't.
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Jazmine: [ high-pitched ]
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That's not fair!
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You let everyone else in!
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Granddad: [ deep voice
] The hell with them!
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They're on their own!
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We don't have enough food
for two more people!
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Jazmine: What about
what Leonard brought?!
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Riley: No way!
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That's for us!
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Tom: Guys, it's us... Tom and Sarah.
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We are your neighbors
and dear friends.
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We've had so many hilarious
adventures together.
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00:12:54,588 --> 00:12:55,922
Come on.
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00:12:55,956 --> 00:12:57,857
You're really gonna leave
us out here to die?!
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00:12:57,891 --> 00:13:00,092
Huey: Maybe we should let
them in, 'cause Jazmine will
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00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:02,094
start crying and we'll
never get her to shut up.
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00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:03,362
Granddad: Okay, I guess.
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00:13:03,397 --> 00:13:06,799
Huey: Step closer to the camera.
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00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:08,868
[ Camera whirs, beeps ]
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00:13:08,969 --> 00:13:09,502
They can come in.
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00:13:09,536 --> 00:13:10,336
Jazmine: Really?!
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00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:11,070
Thank you, Huey!
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00:13:11,104 --> 00:13:11,938
Thank you, thank you!
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00:13:11,972 --> 00:13:13,839
Huey: But they're not
allowed to eat anything.
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00:13:13,874 --> 00:13:14,840
Granddad: Works for me.
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Jazmine: [ whimpers ]
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[ Munching loudly ]
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[ All munching, slurping ]
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Mmm-mm! [ mumbles ]
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00:13:22,849 --> 00:13:25,151
I like when a little
burger's stick in my teeth.
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I can get it out and eat it, too.
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Huey: [ sighs ]
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Nine people.
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00:13:29,256 --> 00:13:31,190
We don't have anywhere near
enough food and water.
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00:13:31,224 --> 00:13:32,058
Ruckus: I agree.
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00:13:32,092 --> 00:13:33,826
There's way too many
darkies in this house.
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00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:34,493
Granddad: Ruckus?
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00:13:34,528 --> 00:13:36,262
Huey: Ruckus, what are you doing here?
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00:13:36,296 --> 00:13:37,930
Ruckus: Oh, funniest thing happened.
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I was in the attic, replacing
some of that insulation, like
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you asked me to, Robert.
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00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:42,935
Then there was like
some kind of explosion.
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00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:44,437
Then it went black,
and I hit my noggin.
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00:13:44,471 --> 00:13:46,072
I just woke up like five minutes ago.
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00:13:46,106 --> 00:13:47,974
Granddad: You've been
here this whole time?!
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00:13:48,008 --> 00:13:49,408
Ruckus: Yeah, but don't you worry.
435
00:13:49,443 --> 00:13:51,510
Old Uncle Ruckus is fine.
I'm just fine.
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00:13:51,545 --> 00:13:53,446
Oh, I noticed the president was on tv.
437
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,881
What was that well-dressed
[Bleep] Talking about?
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00:13:55,916 --> 00:13:57,416
Granddad: Get the hell out of here!
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00:13:57,451 --> 00:13:59,318
Ruckus: No, please don't
send me out there!
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00:13:59,353 --> 00:14:01,220
I don't want the chicken flu!
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00:14:01,254 --> 00:14:02,788
Lord, I'm too young to die!
442
00:14:02,823 --> 00:14:03,222
Please!
443
00:14:03,256 --> 00:14:06,092
I swear I'll never say
anything about darkies again!
444
00:14:06,126 --> 00:14:08,494
Granddad: No, get your
fat ass out of here!
445
00:14:08,528 --> 00:14:09,295
Ruckus: Aah!
446
00:14:09,329 --> 00:14:11,063
Granddad: Here... have a gas mask!
447
00:14:11,098 --> 00:14:14,300
[ Laughs ]
448
00:14:14,334 --> 00:14:16,902
Asian stocks posted their
biggest single-day decline in
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history because of the fried
chicken flu outbreak.
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00:14:19,072 --> 00:14:21,474
The government in Pakistan
collapsed today as a result of
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the fried chicken flu pandemic.
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00:14:23,076 --> 00:14:25,878
Authorities say fried chicken
flu is responsible for the
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00:14:25,912 --> 00:14:28,314
Tsunami that hit the coast
of Vietnam this morning.
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With everyone either sick or
afraid of getting sick, the
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nation has come to a
complete standstill.
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Hospitals are overwhelmed, as are
all basic services... power,
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water, cellphone, and Internet
service prov... what? What's that?
458
00:14:41,094 --> 00:14:44,263
We're going live to yet another
address from president Obama.
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Good evening.
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My fellow Americans, I want you
to know in this time of crisis,
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I am personally doing
everything I can to help you.
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And by "everything," I mean
sitting here and talking to you
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in a calm, soothing voice.
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And as long as you can hear my voice,
everything is gonna be just fine.
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00:15:03,283 --> 00:15:04,316
Jazmine: Oh, no!
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00:15:04,351 --> 00:15:05,751
Michelle's fine.
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00:15:05,786 --> 00:15:09,689
Huey: All that work, all that
planning... why did I even try?
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00:15:09,723 --> 00:15:12,291
Jazmine: Because you're
different from everyone else.
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00:15:12,325 --> 00:15:14,994
Huey: Okay, try it.
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[ Whirring ]
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Jazmine: [ gasps ]
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00:15:18,231 --> 00:15:19,899
I knew you could do it!
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00:15:19,933 --> 00:15:21,667
Huey: [ sighs ]
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00:15:21,702 --> 00:15:22,735
[ Machines whirring ]
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00:15:22,769 --> 00:15:24,870
[ Gasps ]
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00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:30,376
Guys, wait!
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You're gonna use up all the power!
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00:15:32,145 --> 00:15:33,212
Granddad: What, boy?!
479
00:15:33,246 --> 00:15:35,247
Huey: You're gonna use
up all the power!
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00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,716
Granddad: I can't hear you!
481
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:39,719
We have too much electronic
equipment running at the same time!
482
00:15:39,753 --> 00:15:40,252
[ Crackle ]
483
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,787
Aw, I'm scared of the dark.
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00:15:41,822 --> 00:15:43,289
Riley: Damn!
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00:15:45,759 --> 00:15:48,127
[ Groans ]
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00:15:48,161 --> 00:15:49,328
Tom: [ moans ]
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00:15:49,362 --> 00:15:50,730
Granddad: [ snoring ]
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00:15:50,764 --> 00:15:52,031
How long we got to be up in here, man?
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It's been like a week and a half!
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00:15:53,266 --> 00:15:54,066
We ain't got no power!
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00:15:54,101 --> 00:15:55,334
It's getting a little old, all right?
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00:15:55,368 --> 00:15:56,969
Huey: No one's forcing
you to stay here.
493
00:15:57,003 --> 00:15:57,737
Oh, oh, I get it!
494
00:15:57,771 --> 00:16:00,005
You want me to leave and go outside
and get the fried chicken flu!
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00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:00,773
Is that it, nigga?!
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00:16:00,807 --> 00:16:02,074
You're trying to kill a nigga, nigga?!
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[ Over megaphone ]
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Robert Freeman, this is the Woodcrest
fried chicken flu militia.
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00:16:06,012 --> 00:16:08,114
We demand to speak with you at once.
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00:16:08,148 --> 00:16:09,115
That's right!
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00:16:09,149 --> 00:16:12,384
We understand you are
hoarding emergency supplies.
502
00:16:12,419 --> 00:16:15,221
This is a serious offense
in a time of crisis.
503
00:16:15,255 --> 00:16:16,989
Ruckus: You tell them, Ms.
Von Hausen.
504
00:16:17,023 --> 00:16:19,125
Ruckus: They got all types
of goodies up in there.
505
00:16:19,159 --> 00:16:21,961
They got green beans and
cheerios and drinkable water...
506
00:16:21,995 --> 00:16:25,898
even a device that lets you pee in a
cup and drink it right back in again.
507
00:16:25,932 --> 00:16:28,200
Still tastes like pee,
but you get the idea.
508
00:16:28,235 --> 00:16:32,738
The Woodcrest fried chicken flu
militia will enforce the law
509
00:16:32,773 --> 00:16:35,441
until order is re-established.
510
00:16:35,475 --> 00:16:38,778
We demand that you let us
in to inspect your house.
511
00:16:38,812 --> 00:16:40,880
Granddad: Huh?
512
00:16:40,914 --> 00:16:42,014
Huey: No.
513
00:16:42,048 --> 00:16:44,083
I insist, Mr. Freeman!
514
00:16:44,117 --> 00:16:45,217
Let us in at once!
515
00:16:45,252 --> 00:16:47,820
Granddad: Let me try.
516
00:16:47,854 --> 00:16:49,421
Get the [Bleep] On!
517
00:16:49,456 --> 00:16:53,025
Mr. Freeman, we are not leaving
until you allow us in!
518
00:16:53,059 --> 00:16:55,161
Granddad: That bitch
must have lost her mind.
519
00:16:55,195 --> 00:16:56,362
We got to do something.
520
00:16:56,396 --> 00:16:57,396
What should we do?
521
00:16:57,430 --> 00:16:58,898
Huey: It's in the plan.
522
00:16:58,932 --> 00:17:00,166
Did anyone read the plan?
523
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,802
[ Indistinct talking ]
524
00:17:02,836 --> 00:17:04,136
Jazmine: I did!
525
00:17:04,171 --> 00:17:05,838
Hmm...
Homemade tear gas!
526
00:17:05,872 --> 00:17:08,207
Granddad: Homemade tear
gas... that's an idea!
527
00:17:08,241 --> 00:17:08,841
Uh-huh.
528
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,042
That's an ideal response.
529
00:17:10,076 --> 00:17:12,044
That'll solve our problems.
530
00:17:16,316 --> 00:17:17,917
Hey, old woman, suck on this!
531
00:17:17,951 --> 00:17:20,252
That's right... eat a
old dick, old bitch!
532
00:17:20,287 --> 00:17:21,053
[ Gasps ]
533
00:17:21,087 --> 00:17:22,688
Riley: Fall back [Bleep]
534
00:17:22,722 --> 00:17:25,658
Tom: Now, Riley, there's
no need to be homophobic.
535
00:17:25,692 --> 00:17:27,326
Eat it, you pussy punk bitches!
536
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:30,162
The terrorists are using
chemical weapons!
537
00:17:30,197 --> 00:17:32,198
Retreat!
538
00:17:32,232 --> 00:17:35,768
[ Indistinct shouting ]
539
00:17:35,802 --> 00:17:37,136
Riley: Yeah, that's right... run!
540
00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:39,004
Granddad: Yay!
541
00:17:39,039 --> 00:17:41,841
Jazmine: How do you know if
someone has fried chicken flu?
542
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:44,343
Huey: Well, it normally
starts with a temperature and
543
00:17:44,377 --> 00:17:45,377
excessive sweatiness.
544
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:48,314
After that, tremendous stomach pain...
Tom: [ moans ]
545
00:17:48,348 --> 00:17:50,282
Huey: ...
Headache, loss of balance.
546
00:17:50,317 --> 00:17:53,152
As mucus builds up, they'll begin to
have an incredible amount of snot.
547
00:17:53,186 --> 00:17:54,153
Tom: [ blows nose ]
548
00:17:54,187 --> 00:17:57,056
Huey: Then after that, the
inevitable projectile vomit.
549
00:17:57,090 --> 00:17:58,824
Tom: [ vomits ]
550
00:17:58,859 --> 00:17:59,892
Jazmine: Aah!
551
00:17:59,926 --> 00:18:01,260
Tom: [ gurgling ]
552
00:18:01,294 --> 00:18:02,628
Jazmine: [ whimpers ]
553
00:18:02,662 --> 00:18:03,662
Tom: Oh, God!
554
00:18:03,697 --> 00:18:05,898
Sarah: Okay, stay calm, stay calm.
555
00:18:05,932 --> 00:18:06,765
[ Whimpers ]
556
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,200
Huey: Tom!
557
00:18:08,235 --> 00:18:09,935
Tom! Can you hear me?
558
00:18:09,970 --> 00:18:11,270
Tom: [ moans ]
559
00:18:11,304 --> 00:18:14,840
Huey: Tom, I need to know
how you contracted the flu.
560
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:16,275
Did you leave the house?
561
00:18:16,309 --> 00:18:17,142
Tom: No.
562
00:18:17,177 --> 00:18:19,879
I was so hungry, I... Leonard.
563
00:18:19,913 --> 00:18:21,881
It was so delicious.
564
00:18:24,851 --> 00:18:28,220
I swear, my left hand, right
hand to God, I did not feed him
565
00:18:28,255 --> 00:18:31,190
no chicken... just some fries
and some buffalo wings.
566
00:18:31,224 --> 00:18:32,291
Riley: Aw, man!
567
00:18:32,325 --> 00:18:34,260
There was chicken in
here all this time?
568
00:18:34,294 --> 00:18:34,960
Chicken?
569
00:18:34,995 --> 00:18:36,295
No, no, not chicken... buffalo.
570
00:18:36,329 --> 00:18:38,364
You ain't just hear me
say "buffalo wings"?
571
00:18:38,398 --> 00:18:39,064
You know what?
572
00:18:39,099 --> 00:18:41,100
When I tried one, I thought
to myself, "this tastes like
573
00:18:41,134 --> 00:18:43,335
chicken," but then the fact it
was a buffalo, I was like, "nah,
574
00:18:43,370 --> 00:18:44,803
I don't want to say it out loud.
575
00:18:44,838 --> 00:18:45,871
"Y'all gonna think I'm stupid."
576
00:18:45,906 --> 00:18:47,172
That's why I ain't get no chicken.
577
00:18:47,207 --> 00:18:48,107
I just got the buffalo.
578
00:18:48,141 --> 00:18:49,174
Granddad: Get out of here!
579
00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:50,442
You no-good, back-stabbing nigga!
580
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:51,644
You too, you nasty-ass hooker!
581
00:18:51,678 --> 00:18:52,344
It ain't like that!
582
00:18:52,379 --> 00:18:54,747
Granddad: You mean I didn't
just catch you on top of Tina?!
583
00:18:54,781 --> 00:18:57,116
Well...Yeah, you did, but I swear
I thought it was cool, man.
584
00:18:57,150 --> 00:18:58,717
Granddad: You thought it was cool?!
585
00:18:58,752 --> 00:18:59,318
How is that cool?!
586
00:18:59,352 --> 00:19:01,320
I swear to God, man, she
told me you wouldn't mind!
587
00:19:01,354 --> 00:19:03,289
I thought, you know, you was
sharing with the homey!
588
00:19:03,323 --> 00:19:05,658
I mean, it ain't no fun unless
your ho... nigga, you know what
589
00:19:05,692 --> 00:19:06,258
I'm talking about!
590
00:19:06,293 --> 00:19:08,794
Look, I-I thought we was tag-teaming
on the ass, man, all right?
591
00:19:08,828 --> 00:19:09,929
Granddad: That's disgusting!
592
00:19:09,963 --> 00:19:10,896
Get out!
593
00:19:10,931 --> 00:19:11,864
All of you, out, out!
594
00:19:11,898 --> 00:19:14,033
Please, please, please,
let me stay, old nigga!
595
00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:15,935
I'm sorry I smashed
your broad, all right?
596
00:19:15,969 --> 00:19:16,936
What are we gonna do?!
597
00:19:16,970 --> 00:19:18,137
I didn't mean to kill Tom.
598
00:19:18,171 --> 00:19:19,872
I fed him 'cause I wanted him to live.
599
00:19:19,906 --> 00:19:22,207
And now he not gonna live, so
it's like, why did I feed him?
600
00:19:22,242 --> 00:19:23,375
But I didn't mean to kill him.
601
00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:24,343
Come on, old nigga!
602
00:19:24,377 --> 00:19:25,644
We gonna die out here, man!
603
00:19:25,679 --> 00:19:27,980
Huey: Betty's militia is going
to come back, and we can't
604
00:19:28,014 --> 00:19:29,181
defend this place by ourselves.
605
00:19:29,215 --> 00:19:29,882
We have to go.
606
00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:31,016
Granddad: Leave the house?
607
00:19:31,051 --> 00:19:32,084
But where are we gonna go?
608
00:19:32,118 --> 00:19:32,952
Huey: Don't know.
609
00:19:32,986 --> 00:19:34,153
We'll have to take our chances.
610
00:19:34,187 --> 00:19:36,255
Tom: [ weakly ] You
guys go without me.
611
00:19:36,289 --> 00:19:38,190
I'm only gonna slow you down.
612
00:19:38,224 --> 00:19:39,725
Sarah: Honey, no.
613
00:19:39,759 --> 00:19:40,426
We'd never leave you.
614
00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:42,194
Granddad: Okay, if
that's what you want.
615
00:19:42,228 --> 00:19:43,295
Come on, boys. We out of here.
616
00:19:43,330 --> 00:19:44,263
Jazmine: Mr. Freeman!
617
00:19:44,297 --> 00:19:45,097
Tom: It's okay.
618
00:19:45,131 --> 00:19:47,433
There isn't enough room
for the food and me.
619
00:19:47,467 --> 00:19:49,168
Take the food.
620
00:19:49,202 --> 00:19:51,170
Leave me.
621
00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:55,708
Granddad: Okay, let's get them all.
622
00:19:55,742 --> 00:19:56,709
Put the cans in there.
623
00:19:56,743 --> 00:19:57,843
Come on. Okay, there we go.
624
00:19:57,877 --> 00:19:58,744
Huey: [ grunts ]
625
00:19:58,778 --> 00:19:59,912
Granddad: Tighten it up.
626
00:19:59,946 --> 00:20:01,146
Oh, my God, Tom, you're heavy!
627
00:20:01,181 --> 00:20:02,881
Oh!
628
00:20:02,916 --> 00:20:05,317
Don't die in my trunk!
629
00:20:05,352 --> 00:20:08,387
[ Clattering ]
630
00:20:08,421 --> 00:20:10,289
Robert Freeman!
631
00:20:10,323 --> 00:20:14,727
You, sir, are a terrorist and
a threat to public good!
632
00:20:14,761 --> 00:20:16,829
Prepare to be apprehended!
633
00:20:16,863 --> 00:20:18,197
[ Laughs evilly ]
634
00:20:18,231 --> 00:20:20,299
[ Engine turns over ]
635
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,034
Granddad: [ grunting ]
636
00:20:22,068 --> 00:20:23,235
After them!
637
00:20:23,269 --> 00:20:25,270
Get on the bus! Get on the bus!
638
00:20:25,305 --> 00:20:27,272
[ Indistinct shouting ]
639
00:20:27,307 --> 00:20:28,207
Riley: Yeah!
640
00:20:28,241 --> 00:20:30,009
Sarah: Robert, slow down!
641
00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:31,710
[ Indistinct talking ]
642
00:20:31,745 --> 00:20:33,145
Ruckus: [ laughs ]
643
00:20:33,179 --> 00:20:33,912
Hah!
644
00:20:33,947 --> 00:20:35,481
[ Tires screech ]
645
00:20:35,515 --> 00:20:39,084
[ Indistinct shouting ]
646
00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:41,754
[ Tires screeching ]
647
00:20:41,788 --> 00:20:42,855
Jazmine: Aah!
648
00:20:42,889 --> 00:20:44,857
[ Indistinct shouting ]
649
00:20:47,494 --> 00:20:48,494
Huey: [ gasps ]
650
00:20:48,528 --> 00:20:50,763
♪ It's terrible ♪
651
00:20:50,797 --> 00:20:51,764
♪ that's where I'm from ♪
652
00:20:51,798 --> 00:20:53,699
♪ it's terrible, terrible ♪
653
00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:57,669
[ all scream ]
654
00:20:57,704 --> 00:20:59,004
Riley: Yeah, that's right!
655
00:20:59,039 --> 00:21:00,305
Ruckus: Next time, nigga!
656
00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:01,106
[ Laughs ]
657
00:21:01,141 --> 00:21:02,041
Ride on, old man!
658
00:21:02,075 --> 00:21:03,008
I love you, Robert!
659
00:21:03,043 --> 00:21:04,943
I'm sorry, old nigga!
660
00:21:04,978 --> 00:21:06,879
What the [Bleep] Are y'all wearing?!
661
00:21:06,913 --> 00:21:10,249
We're here at a kernel's fried
chicken outside of Woodcrest.
662
00:21:10,283 --> 00:21:14,386
It now seems that fried chicken
flu was actually just salmonella.
663
00:21:14,421 --> 00:21:18,090
None of those millions of people
projected to die have died.
664
00:21:18,124 --> 00:21:20,359
In fact, it appears nobody has died.
665
00:21:20,393 --> 00:21:24,029
We are being told there are still
large areas without power,
666
00:21:24,064 --> 00:21:28,133
meaning many people are still not
aware that the crisis has ended.
667
00:21:28,168 --> 00:21:30,202
We're going to go now to... wait.
668
00:21:30,236 --> 00:21:31,370
I'm seeing something here.
669
00:21:31,404 --> 00:21:34,673
Uh, it looks like something
coming right at us.
670
00:21:34,707 --> 00:21:35,340
[ Tires screeching ]
671
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:37,042
Dear God! Run!
672
00:21:37,077 --> 00:21:40,179
[ All scream ]
673
00:21:40,213 --> 00:21:41,080
Oh, my God!
674
00:21:41,114 --> 00:21:42,848
[ Indistinct talking, moaning ]
675
00:21:42,882 --> 00:21:44,083
Riley: Are we dead?
676
00:21:44,117 --> 00:21:45,284
Granddad: [ moans ]
677
00:21:45,318 --> 00:21:46,452
Huey: [ coughing ]
678
00:21:46,486 --> 00:21:48,787
Sarah: I think I'm sitting on Tom.
679
00:21:48,822 --> 00:21:49,822
Tom: I'm okay!
680
00:21:49,856 --> 00:21:52,157
Granddad: Ooh!
681
00:21:52,192 --> 00:21:54,993
Can I get... can I get a
two-piece and a biscuit?
682
00:21:55,028 --> 00:21:57,396
Riley: And all the
fries you can give me.
683
00:21:57,430 --> 00:22:02,730
Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
684
00:22:02,969 --> 00:22:04,002
♪ it's bone-suckin' good ♪
685
00:22:04,037 --> 00:22:05,003
♪ bone-suckin' good ♪
686
00:22:05,038 --> 00:22:06,138
♪ it's bone-suckin' good ♪
687
00:22:06,172 --> 00:22:07,072
♪ bone-suckin' good ♪
688
00:22:07,107 --> 00:22:08,073
♪ it's bone-suckin' good ♪
689
00:22:08,108 --> 00:22:09,108
♪ bone-suckin' good ♪
690
00:22:09,142 --> 00:22:10,242
♪ it's bone-suckin' good ♪
691
00:22:10,276 --> 00:22:11,243
♪ bone-suckin' good ♪
692
00:22:11,277 --> 00:22:12,277
♪ it's bone-suckin' good ♪
693
00:22:12,312 --> 00:22:13,212
♪ bone-suckin' good ♪
694
00:22:13,246 --> 00:22:14,379
♪ it's bone-suckin' good ♪
695
00:22:14,414 --> 00:22:15,314
♪ bone-suckin' good ♪
696
00:22:15,348 --> 00:22:16,415
♪ it's bone-suckin' good ♪
697
00:22:16,449 --> 00:22:17,349
♪ bone-suckin' good ♪
698
00:22:17,383 --> 00:22:18,684
♪ it's bone-suckin' good ♪
699
00:22:18,718 --> 00:22:19,418
♪ bone-suckin' good ♪
700
00:22:19,452 --> 00:22:20,752
♪ it's bone-suckin' good ♪
701
00:22:20,787 --> 00:22:21,687
♪ bone-suckin' good ♪
702
00:22:21,721 --> 00:22:22,821
♪ it's bone-suckin' good ♪
703
00:22:22,856 --> 00:22:23,755
♪ bone-suckin' good ♪
704
00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:24,790
♪ it's bone-suckin' good ♪
705
00:22:24,824 --> 00:22:25,791
♪ bone-suckin' good ♪
706
00:22:25,825 --> 00:22:26,792
♪ it's bone-suckin' good ♪
707
00:22:26,842 --> 00:22:31,392
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