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ANNOUNCER:
What's good? What's really good?
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Y'all already know, folks.
Riley Freeman,
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a. K.a. Young Reezy,
doing it Godzilla-big
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here at All-Star Weekend.
Only 8 years old
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and putting the smack down
on these bitch-ass niggas.
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Here he is winning
the three-point contest
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making it rain like Lil' Wayne
out this motherfucker.
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Without even taking
off his warmups.
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Or his Tims, nigga.
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And later,
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he busts Vince Carter's ass
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in the slam-dunk contest.
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Look. Look at this right here.
Look, look.
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Goddamn!
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[ALL CHEER]
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Man, I seen it all.
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Ernie, nigga, back to you.
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This Riley Freeman,
a very exciting
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but controversial player.
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Last year,
he became the first person
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to leave elementary school
and go to the NBA
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when the Miami Heat signed him
to a $3 gazillion contract,
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the biggest in league history.
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I don't care how much
they pay him, Ernie,
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this kid is a disgrace
to basketball.
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He epitomizes everything wrong
with the game today.
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Now, Charles, it seems to me
that you're hating on Riley
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because he stacks paper
to the ceiling
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and rides on 24-inch chrome.
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Yeah, that's true.
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Now let's go back
to my nigga on the floor.
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ANNOUNCER:
Man, check out how Young Reezy
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shitted on these niggas
in today's game.
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Here's Riley going up against
Kobe Bryant.
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And breaks his ankle.
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Look at that bitch-ass nigga
limping off the floor.
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Ooh, no wonder
they ride his nuts so hard.
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Seems like Yao Ming
wants some too.
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Get your bitch ass
out the way, nigga.
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Fellas, I'm here with
All-Star MVP Riley Freeman.
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Eighty-seven points,
25 rebounds.
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Riley, is there anything
you can't do, nigga?
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I don't know, go broke?
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[LAUGHS]
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Good one, little brother.
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Shaq, 17 blocks for Riley,
you had one.
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That's got to make you
feel fucked up.
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It did at first,
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then I realized hating
on Riley's superior game
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doesn't make
my game any better,
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so guess I have to work harder,
step up to his level.
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That's what great players do.
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They bring the best
out of everyone on the team.
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So he's better than you?
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Yes.
And stacks more paper
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and gets more ho's
than you, nigga?
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Absolutely.
And speaking of ho's,
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we are also joined
by Riley's grandfather.
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And manager, thank you.
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I see you're fucking up
all your grandson's money.
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Why, yes, I am,
player-player.
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I'm blowing
through his money so fast,
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you wouldn't believe it.
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Yesterday, I bought a car
that turns into a boat.
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Can you believe that? A boat.
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Granddad,
you messing up my dream.
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I paid for that bed
you sleeping on,
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so it's my dream too.
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You should probably wake up
and smell the sheets.
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You know you pee the bed.
I do not. Get out of my dream.
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Boy, you out of your mind,
raising your voice at me.
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I'll beat your little ass
in front of what's-his-name.
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Get your butt over here,
trying to embarrass me...
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Uh, back to y'all, man.
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♪ I am the stone
The builder refused ♪
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♪ I am the visual
The inspiration ♪
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♪ That made lady
Sing the blues ♪
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♪ I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright ♪
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♪ The same spark
That lights the dark ♪
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♪ So that you can know
Left from right ♪
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♪ I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in the gun ♪
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♪ The inner glow
That lets you know ♪
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♪ To call your brother sun ♪
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♪ The story that just begun ♪
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♪ The promise
Of what's to come ♪
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♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪
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♪ Till the war is won
Won ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪
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[?]
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Ooh. I got the cross,
the cross spin.
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The reverse spin.
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Lean with it, rock with it.
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I got the footwork.
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Behind-the-head catch, yeah.
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Damn it, boy, have you lost
your natural black mind?
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You wanna play basketball,
you play it outside.
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And play it like you
got some sense.
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No more of that damn
street ball hot-dogging
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hippity-hop, and one and seven,
whatever the hell it is.
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Matter of fact, you about
to get a lesson in fundamentals.
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Go outside and shoot
free throws while I change.
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Oh, man.
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Any monkey can do them tricks.
You need to learn the basics.
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Eww, why are your shorts
so short?
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All right, let's go.
Game on.
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I don't think I can concentrate
on the game
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because it looks like your thing
could fly out
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and brush up against me.
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I ain't changing my shorts.
TOM: Hey, guys.
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Couldn't help notice you were
about to play some b-ball.
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What you got there, Riley, huh?
You got some moves?
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
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Wow, that is pretty good
ball control.
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Hey, toss me the ball, Riley.
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Here you go.
Oh!
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Oops, never mind.
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Shocking.
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I have never seen anyone
his age with handles like that.
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GRANDDAD: I told him he needs to
stop street ball and learn to play.
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Yeah, but what natural talent.
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Riley, you could
be a superstar one day.
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Shoot, I'm a superstar now.
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Ever played on a team?
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No.
Well, I'm coaching
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a Woodcrest Youth
Basketball Association team,
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the Mighty Deers.
You know, Timid Deer Lane.
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That's right, I rep the Deer.
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Anyway,
season just got underway,
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but it's not too late
to try out for the team.
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Y'all any good?
Um, no.
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But we have a lot of spirit.
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Cool. More shine for me.
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Hey, great shorts.
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[?]
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Okay, um, Frank.
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Go one-on-one
against Riley.
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No, no, give me
the whole starting five.
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Yep, yep. All of 'em.
Let's go.
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TOM:
All right, Deers.
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Get out there
and give him what you got.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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That's all you get for free.
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[CHUCKLES]
That's all I need to see.
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Riley, I started this team
because when I was younger,
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I saw a movie
called The Mighty Ducks,
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and there was
that moment at the end,
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just the coach
believing in his players,
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and they won.
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It was like a miracle moment.
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And ever since then,
I wanted to live that moment.
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Help misfit kids realize their
dreams through youth sports.
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But it all backfired.
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They were terrible.
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We never won a single game.
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Just one agonizing loss
after another.
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We ended our season last year
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with the worst record
in the league.
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It was the saddest thing
you've ever seen.
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But I think
that just changed.
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We can win, Riley.
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You and I can share
that miracle moment together.
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If, and only if,
we believe in each other.
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I believe in you.
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What do you say?
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Call my agent, man.
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[LAUGHS]
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You bet I will, buddy.
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KIDS:
Throw it to me, throw that ball.
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Riley, you're an hour
late to practice.
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I didn't come to practice.
You never called my agent.
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I thought that was a joke.
Oh, no, no.
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Young Reezy never joke
about his paper stacks.
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Robert Freeman.
You know him, right?
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Give him a call.
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Y'all can take care
of everything.
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Anyway, I came to talk to you
about the uniforms.
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I got mine today
and that joint is wack.
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Oh, we gotta talk about
the team name too.
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You don't like the name?
We rep Timid Deer.
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I don't wanna rep Timid Deer.
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I wanna rep something
that don't sound faggy.
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I'm not feeling the name.
Nope.
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I don't care how good you are,
I'm not changing the name.
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Suit yourself.
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I just feel sorry for them.
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[GRUNTS]
They ain't never gonna get
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that dream you promised them
and for what?
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One man's ego?
Sad. Good luck.
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ALL:
Bye, Riley.
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Bye, Riley.
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HUEY:
Tom relented and negotiated
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a half-season contract
with Riley.
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In lieu of monetary
compensation,
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Tom agreed to allow Riley
to design the uniforms
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and pick the name of the team.
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ANNOUNCER:
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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the Ball-a-Holics!
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Young Reezy Riley Freeman.
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That's my boy!
That's my boy...
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Go, Ball-a-Holics! Go!
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
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Uh-oh, everybody,
keep an eye on your wallet.
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[SNICKERS]
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Look here, old dog.
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Only stealing and shooting
I wanna see
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is of this here b-ball,
you little future ex-con.
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Game on.
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ANNOUNCER [ON PA]:
Folks, we are getting underway.
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Tip-off there, right, straight
in the hands of Young Reezy.
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GRANDDAD:
Show them what you got.
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Fancy dribbling, between
the legs, pass on the side
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around the right side
of his opponent-
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Leaves him in the dust.
Below-knee dribbling.
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You're not gonna see this
in any kid's game.
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GRANDDAD:
Take it to the hoop!
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He's got the eye
of the tiger.
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Still dribbling now, there's
some impressive dribbling.
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Keeping the other kids
off guard, still, uh-
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Still, um- Still at it,
still, uh- Still dribb-
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TOM:
Okay, Riley. Pass the ball.
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Just, uh, kind of dribbling,
we've seen- Pass.
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It's when you let go of the ball
and give it to someone else.
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BOY:
Come on, go for it!
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TOM:
Riley, pass!
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ANNOUNCER [YAWNING]:
This is- He's still-
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TOM:
Riley, pass the ball.
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Goddamn.
Enough with the dribbling.
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[CROWD BOOING] Shoot the ball.
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Come on, Riley,
take it to the hoop.
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Riley, attack the basket! Go!
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Riley, shoot.
Why won't he shoot the ball?
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Oh, he's got
the look on his face.
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Towards the goal,
got the dribble.
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Going up, up,
beautiful jump shot.
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Beautiful arc on that ball.
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Looks like it may
have just enough
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to go way into the cypresses.
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[ALL SIGH]
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[ALL LAUGH]
ALL [CHANTING]: Air ball.
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That's kind of embarrassing
after that buildup.
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It's okay, Riley.
First-game jitters, come on.
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RILEY:
Come on, Big Bird,
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00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:13,084
what you got?
Let me see what you got.
246
00:09:13,085 --> 00:09:16,620
Goes straight up in his face
and- Ooh, a swish.
247
00:09:16,621 --> 00:09:18,123
Gotta hurt
a kid's soul right there.
248
00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:20,358
Riley up, now two defenders.
249
00:09:20,359 --> 00:09:21,626
A little hook shot and nothing.
250
00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:22,694
[CROWD BOOING]
251
00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:25,330
Can somebody say "brick ball"?
I can.
252
00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:27,198
Brick ball.
TOM: Okay, back on D.
253
00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:29,134
Riley now on defense,
coming up behind, and-
254
00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:32,337
Easy lay-up
right in Riley's face.
255
00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:34,505
There's a bim, a bam,
and one more thank-you-ma'am.
256
00:09:34,506 --> 00:09:37,375
TOM: That's your man.
Ho-ho, look at that fadeaway.
257
00:09:37,376 --> 00:09:39,945
Swoosh. Whammo. Wow.
258
00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:41,213
Zero-40.
259
00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:44,349
Riley up again-
260
00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:46,418
Up again for the easy
jump shot, as far as-
261
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,418
[LAUGHS]
Uh-oh.
262
00:09:47,419 --> 00:09:48,987
[CROWD BOOS]
263
00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:51,255
I hate to laugh
at an 8-year-old, folks.
264
00:09:51,256 --> 00:09:52,490
I gotta take a little time-out.
265
00:09:52,491 --> 00:09:54,292
[RUCKUS LAUGHS]
266
00:09:54,293 --> 00:09:55,827
White man made you
look like a fool.
267
00:09:55,828 --> 00:09:57,528
Ain't no surprise to me.
268
00:09:57,529 --> 00:10:00,665
All the greatest basketball
players have always been white.
269
00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:03,101
Still are. Larry Bird,
Dirk Nowitzki.
270
00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,669
Oh, sure, he ugly as hell
on the face,
271
00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:06,138
but he as white as rice.
272
00:10:12,911 --> 00:10:14,245
[GRUNTS]
273
00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:15,648
Bullshit.
274
00:10:19,050 --> 00:10:21,485
Uh-huh.
Playing against people
275
00:10:21,486 --> 00:10:23,421
ain't like playing
against furniture, is it?
276
00:10:23,422 --> 00:10:24,622
I ain't never playing again.
277
00:10:24,623 --> 00:10:25,656
GRANDDAD:
So that's it?
278
00:10:25,657 --> 00:10:27,125
You're just gonna
go on and quit.
279
00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:28,927
Well, I was excited
seeing you out there.
280
00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:30,761
Granddad, I looked
like a fool out there.
281
00:10:30,762 --> 00:10:32,597
I can't shoot the ball,
and I don't know why.
282
00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:34,599
Because you don't practice.
283
00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,302
Oh, so that's what
practice is for.
284
00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:39,470
TOM:
Now, remember, Riley,
285
00:10:39,471 --> 00:10:40,905
you're not the only one
out there.
286
00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:42,674
Winning is about teamwork.
287
00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:44,675
I remember my senior year
at Princeton.
288
00:10:44,676 --> 00:10:47,211
We beat Chris Webber
and Michigan with teamwork.
289
00:10:47,212 --> 00:10:49,514
They still show the highlights
of that game sometimes.
290
00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:51,248
Wait, you don't mean the...
291
00:10:51,249 --> 00:10:52,751
The giddyup-ride-'em-cowboy
dunk.
292
00:10:53,752 --> 00:10:55,586
Uh, yeah.
293
00:10:55,587 --> 00:10:57,789
That was me.
294
00:10:57,790 --> 00:10:59,090
Ew, that's the worst thing ever.
295
00:10:59,091 --> 00:11:00,225
Point is, we won.
296
00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:01,525
That's what you call winning?
297
00:11:01,526 --> 00:11:03,161
A nigga's nuts in your face?
298
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:05,230
Man, I'd hate to see
what you call losing.
299
00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:07,699
Hey, I took a charge
for the team. We won.
300
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,768
No, but it ain't
look like you won.
301
00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:11,635
Well, that is not
what winning is about.
302
00:11:11,636 --> 00:11:14,039
Well, to you, winning is about
a nigga's nuts in your face,
303
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,441
so I'm saying...
304
00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,310
[?]
305
00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:44,635
Sources close
to the Ball-a-Holics
306
00:11:44,636 --> 00:11:47,072
say young Riley Freeman has
really changed his game here.
307
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,606
He's giving that ball up
a lot more
308
00:11:48,607 --> 00:11:50,008
and being a real team player.
309
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:55,012
He's got that look in his eye,
passes it off to his teammate.
310
00:11:55,013 --> 00:11:56,347
TOM:
All right, great.
311
00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:58,116
Riley's got the ball
back again, charges.
312
00:11:58,117 --> 00:11:59,918
That's it, Riley. Nothing fancy.
313
00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:02,053
Still great dribbling-
A double crossover.
314
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:05,457
I don't believe it. This kid
has the heart of an 8-year-old.
315
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:06,925
Ooh!
316
00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:08,926
[CROWD CHEERS]
Goodness gracious alive.
317
00:12:08,927 --> 00:12:10,795
You gotta give him props
on that one, folks.
318
00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:12,530
Props all around.
319
00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:14,666
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A little chest-bump action-
320
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:17,168
King Kong ain't
got nothing on me.
321
00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:20,638
I love you, Granddad.
Thank you, all.
322
00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:22,273
Coach Tom for believing in me...
323
00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:24,576
Riley! Riley! Get back on D.
324
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,944
Boy, play defense!
325
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,412
Uh-oh.
326
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,680
All right, folks, we are back
in the thick of it now.
327
00:12:29,681 --> 00:12:31,249
Riley, two defenders on him,
328
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,151
passes to his teammate,
up, and good.
329
00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:35,153
Something different
is happening here.
330
00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:37,489
This is a well-oiled machine,
folks-
331
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,723
Ooh, another two points.
332
00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:39,958
Yes!
333
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:42,060
Score, 16 to 4.
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
334
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:44,028
Do you feel that, gang?
335
00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:47,632
That's it. That's the feeling
I've been promising.
336
00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:50,234
Folks, things are looking
bright and cheery
337
00:12:50,235 --> 00:12:52,303
for the Ball-a-Holics now.
TOM: Share the ball.
338
00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:54,371
Riley out there,
he goes around the defender-
339
00:12:54,372 --> 00:12:56,174
Oh. Whoa, looks like
he could have used
340
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:58,143
a little help on that one.
341
00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:00,211
Again? Enough of-
342
00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:01,379
Riley, stop!
343
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:02,880
It's okay, I got it, I got it.
344
00:13:02,881 --> 00:13:04,415
Check it out, check it out.
345
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,551
It's shine time, folks,
but all that glitters is-
346
00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:08,586
TOM: You're not even
looking at the basket.
347
00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:10,554
He made that a whole lot
harder than needed.
348
00:13:10,555 --> 00:13:11,523
And in his face.
349
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,891
Score is 16-8.
350
00:13:13,892 --> 00:13:15,559
Riley, please.
Stop the showboating.
351
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,828
How am I gonna be a superstar
without a highlight reel?
352
00:13:17,829 --> 00:13:18,996
Don't worry, we still ahead.
353
00:13:18,997 --> 00:13:20,765
Game on.
Scared to tell you, folks,
354
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:22,901
there's more than one person
in the word "team,"
355
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,102
if that makes any sense.
356
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:26,004
No, Riley, no!
357
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,706
This kid sure can dribble,
but he shoots like shit.
358
00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:31,109
Nothing.
Absolute pure air, folks.
359
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,812
Riley has gone from sugar
360
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,048
to absolute crap
in no time at all.
361
00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:38,916
Well, it's like I said before:
362
00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:40,451
The defense
for the Ball-a-Holics
363
00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:41,419
just isn't there.
364
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,487
What?
365
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,621
Over to Riley,
366
00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:45,223
he takes the last shot
of the game...
367
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:46,624
Up and in.
368
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:47,758
[BUZZER SOUNDS] Yeah.
369
00:13:47,759 --> 00:13:48,893
See? I told you I could do it.
370
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:50,495
Well, Riley seems happy,
371
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:53,230
but apparently
for no good reason.
372
00:13:53,231 --> 00:13:54,532
[CRYING]
373
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:58,303
The scoreboard tells the tale.
374
00:13:58,304 --> 00:13:59,870
[GROANS]
375
00:13:59,871 --> 00:14:02,373
Huey?
376
00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:03,374
Yeah?
377
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:06,243
I don't like losing.
378
00:14:06,244 --> 00:14:09,480
Well, then,
stop beating yourself.
379
00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:10,715
Huey?
380
00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:11,916
Yeah?
381
00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:13,751
You still a bitch.
382
00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:15,286
[SNICKERS]
383
00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:17,521
ANNOUNCER:
And at shooting guard,
384
00:14:17,522 --> 00:14:19,257
she's currently
the league high-scorer.
385
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:27,265
The Blond Bomber,
Cindy "Fearsome" McPhearson.
386
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:29,166
Looking at the white girl
is a foul.
387
00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:32,136
Speaking to the white girl
is a technical foul.
388
00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:35,440
And touching the white girl,
ho-ho, now, that's a lynching.
389
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:36,707
[BLOWING]
390
00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:37,776
Game on.
391
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:39,476
Uh-oh.
392
00:14:39,477 --> 00:14:40,845
Don't get picked by a girl, now.
393
00:14:40,846 --> 00:14:42,780
I don't think you want that,
that ain't pretty.
394
00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:44,016
[MURMURS]
395
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:46,551
Fearsome takes the ball,
396
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,220
she goes past him
and an easy lay-up.
397
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,989
Ooh, in one,
volume six right there.
398
00:14:51,990 --> 00:14:53,725
You might wanna cop that, bro.
399
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,060
It's like these guys are
playing from the exact same-
400
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,495
Ooh, a fake pass
behind his head,
401
00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:59,764
goes around to the right side,
up and good.
402
00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:01,799
You're just mad
because I'm styling on you.
403
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,368
[LAUGHS]
404
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:05,503
Looks like we have
a match-up like we haven't seen
405
00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,772
in quite a while. Step up,
opens up and straight in.
406
00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:10,008
Riley's got some pepper
of his own out there, folks.
407
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:12,110
Tossing it up and in.
408
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,580
Didn't know I'd be playing
with a baby.
409
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,149
Bottles.
410
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,519
Sure, go home right now.
411
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,254
Goes around with
two defenders on her-
412
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,989
There's a reason
they call her Fearsome,
413
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:26,591
[SIGHS]
Not because her dad
414
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,724
was a bear.
415
00:15:27,725 --> 00:15:29,093
Riley,
you've got to calm down.
416
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,728
You're letting her mess
with your head.
417
00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:32,129
I know, you right, you right.
418
00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:33,665
I'm gonna be cool,
I'm gonna be cool.
419
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:37,535
Got him. Got him. Got him.
420
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:40,704
As she goes around him once
again, Riley, defending-
421
00:15:40,705 --> 00:15:42,106
Ooh, a little finger roll
there.
422
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,340
[BLOWS WHISTLE] Foul, foul.
423
00:15:43,341 --> 00:15:45,076
Keep your hand
off that white girl.
424
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:47,278
Foul.
Oh, come on, man,
425
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,780
that's some old bullshit.
426
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:49,814
[WHISTLES]
427
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:51,449
That's a technical foul.
428
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,818
Oh, one more of those
and Young Reezy is out of here.
429
00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:56,019
Come on, ref,
that's some kind of bull.
430
00:15:56,020 --> 00:15:57,988
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
You need glasses out there?
431
00:15:57,989 --> 00:15:58,989
Score is 24-30.
432
00:15:58,990 --> 00:16:00,357
We can still win this.
433
00:16:00,358 --> 00:16:02,426
Man, we can't beat 'em.
Not while she in the game.
434
00:16:02,427 --> 00:16:04,628
You gonna have to get in her
head the way she's in yours.
435
00:16:04,629 --> 00:16:06,830
I gotta bag on her.
[GASPS]
436
00:16:06,831 --> 00:16:07,931
That's a great idea.
437
00:16:07,932 --> 00:16:09,534
Whoa, whoa,
are you guys talking about
438
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:12,704
insulting that child
to throw her game off?
439
00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:17,241
Oh, how about,
her breath is so stank
440
00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:18,776
that, um, it smells
like hot garbage?
441
00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:21,645
Say something about her mama.
Like, her head's so big,
442
00:16:21,646 --> 00:16:23,414
she use a fitted sheet
for a stocking cap.
443
00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:25,416
Wait, wait, wait.
Your mama's so black,
444
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,452
when she get out the car,
the oil light come on.
445
00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:31,221
I don't think
that's gonna work.
446
00:16:31,222 --> 00:16:33,423
All right. How about,
your mama's so fat...
447
00:16:33,424 --> 00:16:34,424
No, no, no, wait, wait.
448
00:16:34,425 --> 00:16:36,561
Your mama's so ashy- No.
449
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,562
Miss Elderberry was talking
about Cindy's mom.
450
00:16:38,563 --> 00:16:41,966
Ooh, this is good.
This is really gonna get her.
451
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,867
What I had heard was...
452
00:16:43,868 --> 00:16:45,069
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
453
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:46,104
-with that big ass...
454
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:47,138
[MURMURING]
455
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:48,406
-you know-?
456
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:49,574
Game on.
457
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:54,678
Oh, boy, you look mad.
I'm scared now.
458
00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:56,179
You're not gonna cry now,
are you?
459
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:57,148
[LAUGHS]
460
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,683
Your mama got caught
giving up neck
461
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,685
in the bathroom
at the Woodcrest Country Club,
462
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:01,853
and it wasn't your daddy.
463
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,955
What?
This game's a real squeaker.
464
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,456
There goes Riley, up-
465
00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:07,958
Oh, for some reason,
he left her standing there.
466
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:09,326
Standing, looking dumbfounded.
467
00:17:09,327 --> 00:17:12,430
Ooh-wee, your mama does cocaine
when she thinks nobody around.
468
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,098
Who told you that?
469
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:15,766
Uh-oh. Look out.
470
00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:18,135
Folks, whatever Riley is doing
out there, it is working.
471
00:17:18,136 --> 00:17:19,636
Your parents
are getting divorced
472
00:17:19,637 --> 00:17:21,572
and waiting till after
your birthday to tell.
473
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:23,173
[WAILS]
474
00:17:23,174 --> 00:17:25,042
Looks like Riley
is all up in her head,
475
00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:26,343
and speaking of being ahead,
476
00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:28,312
folks, we're looking
at something here.
477
00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:30,014
Sixty-one, 44.
478
00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:31,783
[ALL CHEERING]
479
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:34,552
Riley, this is it.
480
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,054
[CHUCKLES] This is your day.
481
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,889
I always believed in you.
482
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:38,990
Thanks, coach.
483
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,258
Well, look at this.
484
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:41,925
The Tigers have
only one player to sub
485
00:17:41,926 --> 00:17:43,995
and it looks like
it's little Billy Mathews.
486
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,664
Now, Billy is autistic
but he sure loves basketball.
487
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,900
Getting his first playing time
right here today.
488
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,101
Son, just go in there
and have fun.
489
00:17:51,102 --> 00:17:53,305
Today's your day.
I always believed in you.
490
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,844
Ball's being passed
to Billy Mathews,
491
00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:01,212
poor little kid.
492
00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:04,314
Oh, I'm gonna take it easy
on you, Rain Man.
493
00:18:04,315 --> 00:18:07,218
This nigga out here
like Forrest Gump, y'all.
494
00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:09,986
No hope on this, and the ball
goes straight up- And in!
495
00:18:09,987 --> 00:18:11,189
[CROWD CHEERS]
What the-?
496
00:18:12,457 --> 00:18:14,658
The crowd is loving this kid.
497
00:18:14,659 --> 00:18:16,594
Three points plus 44 points
equals 47 points,
498
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,229
definitely 59 points minus
47 points
499
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:19,630
equals 14 points to go.
500
00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:22,466
All right, Billy,
no more freebies.
501
00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:24,769
A little lucky shot there
by Billy Mathews and- Again.
502
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,405
[ALL CHEERING]
503
00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:30,775
Billy Mathews is incredible.
Yes!
504
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,810
I knew you can do it.
I knew you can, Billy. Yeah.
505
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:38,583
BOY:
Here you go, Billy.
506
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,418
The ball stolen
by Billy Mathews.
507
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:42,286
He's got angle, he's got aim,
he's got game.
508
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:45,356
Billy Mathews, out of nowhere,
509
00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:46,657
makes you wish the whole team
510
00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:48,459
was autistic right now,
doesn't it?
511
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,195
[BUZZER GOES OFF]
Boy, that kid is special.
512
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:54,599
Game goes to the Tigers, 68-61.
513
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,501
ALL:
Come on, Billy. Yay! Go!
514
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:58,236
Last time I saw
something this powerful
515
00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:01,071
was at the end
of The Mighty Ducks.
516
00:19:01,072 --> 00:19:03,708
What a miracle moment.
517
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,610
Motherfucked!
518
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:08,044
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
519
00:19:08,045 --> 00:19:10,648
Pricks, shit.
Shit, shit, shit.
520
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,250
Shit.
521
00:19:13,251 --> 00:19:15,419
NEWSCASTER [ON TV]:
We've been showing it all day,
522
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:16,420
simply unbelievable.
523
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,589
Little Billy Mathews
playing his first game
524
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:20,825
in the Woodcrest Youth
Basketball League, get this:
525
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,860
Twelve for 12 from downtown.
526
00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:24,162
Man, how would you like to be
527
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,364
the poor kid
guarding Billy in this game?
528
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:27,764
How about this?
529
00:19:27,765 --> 00:19:30,535
The movie rights
to Billy Mathews sold today
530
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:31,735
for a cool million dollars,
531
00:19:31,736 --> 00:19:33,004
and there is talk, get this,
532
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,106
of giving Billy
his own sneaker.
533
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,907
Way to go, buddy,
you deserve it.
534
00:19:36,908 --> 00:19:39,576
Finally, a kid who knows
what the game is all about.
535
00:19:39,577 --> 00:19:40,945
[?]
536
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,192
[?]
537
00:19:54,242 --> 00:19:58,792
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