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Hands off, old man! This is my lasagna!
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I don't care if it's the last one.
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My fingers touched it first.
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You want to review the security footage?
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- Yo, isn't that Graham's mom?
- Let go!
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Yeah. It's Graham's mom.
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Angie?
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Fine!
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Hey.
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- Hi!
- Hey.
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What are you guys doing here?
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- Oh, we're just...
- Oh, I-I came here by mistake.
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This isn't my cart.
I asked you a question.
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- What are you doing here?
- Uh, we're just, um,
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doing some Palentine shopping.
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Yeah, Will has a, uh,
magical night planned for me.
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"You make the flowers bloom.
You make the stars shine.
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Will you be my Palentine?"
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I have a pal!
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Will, I'm so sorry
that I didn't respond before.
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I have plans with Owen.
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By the way, the flowers you sent
had aphids in them.
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It took me, like, a week
to get them out of my kitchen.
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- You got invited, too?
- Yeah.
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So, Angie,
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cooking a romantic meal for Owen, huh?
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I see you're making him frozen turkey,
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light bulbs, pre-sliced radishes, and...
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...12 boxes of condoms.
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Did I say we had plans later
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or did I say we had plans later?!
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Okay, fine. You got me, okay?
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I'm working.
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For Beck+Call. The delivery app.
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Did you get fired from your law firm?
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Let me guess... Drugs? Drinking?
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Aged out?
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All flattering guesses, but no.
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Just a side job... make some extra cash.
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Right.
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Hey, are... are you in a pinch?
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I'd love to help out any way I can.
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No, dude. Dude, I'm fine. I'm...
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I'm actually kind of good at this.
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I think Britney45,
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that's my screen name,
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is gonna get the "Golden Cart" tonight.
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It's a money bonus
that Beck+Call gives you
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when you get 10 good reviews in a row.
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I'm gonna use it to pay
for Graham's trip to El Capitan.
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Especially since Jackie is
all over me for the money.
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So, checks can be made out
to "Jackie Has a Business, LLC."
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Still waiting on a few deposits.
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- Hi, Jackie.
- Hi, Angie.
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Well, it... it is Palentine's Day,
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so I don't know
if you'd want a couple of pals
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to assist you in any way.
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Really? You'd do that?
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We got your back, Angie.
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Oh, wow.
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Okay. Uh, thanks.
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So, fill this cart with ground beef,
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and I'll meet you at the birthday cakes.
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So, who's coming with me to the sauna?
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MacArthur's farewell address...
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Reagan's Evil Empire speech...
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Jack Palance accepting
his Oscar for "City Slickers"...
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I was watching "Newhart" reruns.
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It got me feeling all frisky.
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Big Red.
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I-Is this some type
of Valentine's surprise?
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Pbbt! Valentine's is for dopes.
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It's just a cash-grab cooked up
by the crepe paper industry.
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- Yes.
- Now, let's make some sugar.
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I-I-I... B-Bu...
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L-Listen, unfortunately, I'm occupied.
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Oh. Where is she?
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I'm sure the three of us
can work something out.
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Uh, n-no, it's not another woman.
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- I'm babysitting.
- Gotcha.
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I guess I can call the guy
that sold me my snowmobile.
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- Toodles!
- No, no, hey!
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You know what?
I'll just put them to bed!
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- How long we talking?
- Not long.
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6:08, lights out.
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- What about dinner?
- Ah, you can have it for breakfast.
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What's with D'Amato?
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Louisa gave him a personal Valentine.
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Poured her heart out in a way that
I can only describe as "raw."
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And Graham gave her...
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A picture of a mouse
that said "Cheese be mine!"
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It's so first thought.
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Oh, Louisa.
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I wanted to write her
something personal...
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...but alas, I was a coward.
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Sounds like a tomorrow problem.
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Okay, everybody go to sleep
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or just lie there with your eyes closed.
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- I don't care.
- I'll get to sleep...
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as soon as I craft
the perfect Valentine.
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Until then, I will not rest,
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I cannot rest, and I shall not rest!
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- This ain't going away.
- Emma, Amy,
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there's a visitor out there
in a trench coat.
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- Keep her occupied.
- Sir, yes, sir!
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Just like we trained for!
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Great. Quickly.
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Okay, what do you need from me?
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Your wisdom, your honesty,
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and most of all, your heart.
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It's interesting that my kids
are friends with you.
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I feel like dipping something
in tartar sauce.
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Right away.
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We'll microwave some clam strips.
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Come on. Mark's almost here. Time to go.
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Oh. I'm not going anywhere.
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I can't watch you suffer
through another failed romance
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with a mediocre man.
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That nonsense ends tonight.
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Rory. Rory!
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Uh, I'm Mark.
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Uh, I'm your mom's, Poppy's, um...
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driver.
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I'm here to take her... to a, uh...
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floral design competition,
of which this is my first entry.
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Oh, Mark, you think
I don't know about you?
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I know.
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I'm not sure how information is shared
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between you and your 30 kids,
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but my mom and I are very open,
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- so please, have a seat.
- Okay.
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Um, Rory, you and I talked
about me dating,
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and you said you were okay.
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I am. I just don't know
if you two are compatible.
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So, uh, land your can, Poppy.
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It's game time.
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What do you mean "game time"?
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Welcome to...
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"Scenarios!"
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All right.
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Nine deliveries down, one to go.
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Thank you, guys.
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Now I can see Owen for Valentine's Day.
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Yeah, and now I can
see Will for Palentine's Day.
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And also every other person Will knows
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who didn't have something better to do.
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Okay.
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That is good.
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Oh, that's funny.
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Yeah, just give me one second.
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Angie?
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What are you doing here?
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Hello!
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I'm... here for the party.
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You don't remember me RSVPing?
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I don't remember inviting you.
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But I guess...
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- come in?
- Huh.
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A couples Valentine's party
with the parents from school?
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I'm in.
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Make yourself at home.
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You're the only unmarried person here.
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I hope that doesn't bother you.
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Oh, no, no.
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It just... frees me up
to flirt with all your husbands.
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Jared, honey, stay close.
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Where are the groceries?
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Oh, hon, I told you
to stop using Beck+Call.
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They hire gutter people.
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I mean, there's a reason why they're
delivering groceries.
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Right? It's just like...
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why can't you just be rich?
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So true.
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I'm writing a scathing review.
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I'm gonna bury Britney45.
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Will you excuse me? I gotta...
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- Spell "delinquent."
- "Delinquent"...
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- D-E-L-I-N...
- Mm-hmm.
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Angie, what's taking you so long?
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Are you under duress?
If so, order a pizza.
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I'm not ordering a pizza, okay?
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This is Jackie's house!
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I told her that I came
to her stupid party
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'cause I didn't want her to know
that I work for Beck+Call.
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She gave me a bad review.
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Zero stars?!
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The bitch torched me!
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Just because I threw
her groceries in the bushes.
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- You what?
- You don't get it.
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I need that Golden Cart money!
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Graham's trip depends on it.
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- Aw, Ang...
- Don't "Aw, Ang" me!
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Just get in here
and help me steal her phone
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so I can rewrite the review.
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Gotta go bail Angie out of another jam.
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So, what, you just want me
to wait in the car, like a dog?
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This is supposed to be our night.
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It is.
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Y-You know, I guess on Palentine's Day,
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it's natural to ask
the question, Will...
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what are we?
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Fine. You want to come? Come.
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Do you really want me to come,
or are you just saying that?
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I really want you to come.
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Fine. But we can't go empty-handed.
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Oh! I invited you guys, too?
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Can't drink and Evite anymore.
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Oh, my God, is that crudités?
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I ordered some that never came.
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Let's party! Mwah!
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Should I be concerned?
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I-I knew I should've worn a suit.
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I-I second-guessed myself at the door.
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No, no, it's just Rory being Rory.
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He can be overprotective
and a little dramatic.
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Your "Scenarios!" categories...
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"It's All Relatives,"
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"Robes & Baths,"
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"Three-Day Weekends,"
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"Out On The Town,"
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and "State Capitals."
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- Contestant 2?
- Hmm...
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let's do "Robes & Baths."
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"My mom draws you a bath.
Do you take the bath?"
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Bath... bath...
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Do I take the bath?
No, I don't think I do.
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- Yes.
- Correct.
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In this scenario, my mom drew you a bath
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as a test because...
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"Men who take baths are weird."
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- Mm.
- Okay, um,
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I'll take "State Capitals."
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"What is the state capital of Oregon?"
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Okay, how is that a scenario?
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- Fine. Salem. Right?
- Yeah.
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See? We'll be done in no time.
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I'll try "State Capitals."
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Multiple choice!
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"You and my mom are in
Topeka, Kansas, for a wedding.
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You've just learned
that the theme is 'The Beach, '
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and neither of you
have packed the proper clothes.
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Do you 'A'... pretend that
you never got the invitation,
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'B'... buy beach clothes,
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'C'... purposefully
drive your rental car
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off the road?"
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- I'll go with...
- Hold your horses, cowboy.
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The answers go to "N."
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"'D'... get into a fight."
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So, here's the plan... Jackie
has been on her phone all night,
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and she keeps Instagramming the party
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- and tagging famous people
- Aha!
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so everyone thinks they're here.
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Like Josh Hartnett
would really come here.
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Anyway, when she puts it down,
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you distract her, and I'll grab it.
257
00:09:30,652 --> 00:09:31,684
- Well, how do we distract her?
- I don't know.
258
00:09:31,786 --> 00:09:33,619
Ask her about the show
her husband writes for.
259
00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:34,981
"Gotham"? It's the last season.
260
00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:36,382
I don't want any spoilers. Mnh-mnh.
261
00:09:36,484 --> 00:09:38,284
Agreed. This is nuts, Angie.
262
00:09:38,386 --> 00:09:40,086
You're an amazing mom
who's working really hard
263
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to make sure her son has a great life.
264
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,189
Yeah, just tell her the truth.
265
00:09:43,258 --> 00:09:44,290
You're proud as hell,
266
00:09:44,359 --> 00:09:45,491
just like the cast and crew of "Gotham."
267
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Or at least they should be.
268
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I'm not... proud, okay?
269
00:09:48,563 --> 00:09:49,529
I'm embarrassed.
270
00:09:49,597 --> 00:09:52,131
This is all embarrassing.
271
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I haven't even told Owen.
272
00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:54,867
Angie, I'm so sorry.
273
00:09:54,936 --> 00:09:56,335
Do you want to talk about it?
274
00:09:56,404 --> 00:09:58,538
No! I'm gonna do
the only thing I can do,
275
00:09:58,606 --> 00:10:00,339
and that's steal Jackie's phone.
276
00:10:00,408 --> 00:10:02,041
Oh, she just put it down!
Hot screen! Hot screen!
277
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,943
- Hot screen! This way.
- Ow, ow, ow.
278
00:10:04,045 --> 00:10:04,911
- Jackie!
- Hey.
279
00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,579
- Hi!
- So, again, uh,
280
00:10:06,681 --> 00:10:09,499
- such a great party... really...
- Aww, thanks.
281
00:10:09,553 --> 00:10:10,999
...and to think we almost didn't come.
282
00:10:11,053 --> 00:10:13,085
- That's really funny.
- That's funny.
283
00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:14,287
Oh, I'm so sorry
284
00:10:14,355 --> 00:10:16,122
you didn't find anyone
for your Palentine's Day thing.
285
00:10:16,191 --> 00:10:18,691
Jared was so bummed he couldn't make it.
286
00:10:18,793 --> 00:10:20,826
- Wait, you asked Jared?
- Now is not the time, Miggy.
287
00:10:20,895 --> 00:10:23,229
- Okay, cool. Mm-hmm.
- What's going on with you guys?
288
00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:24,797
- Nothing.
- Nothing.
289
00:10:24,899 --> 00:10:26,866
Nothing. It's nothing.
290
00:10:26,968 --> 00:10:27,934
Okay, um...
291
00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,402
- Well, I'm gonna go mingle.
- Mm-hmm.
292
00:10:29,470 --> 00:10:30,903
Maybe you guys just stay right here.
293
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,572
- Right here. Word. Uh...
- Okay, great.
294
00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:36,275
- Jackie! Hi! Oh!
- Why are we hugging?
295
00:10:36,377 --> 00:10:39,478
'Cause it's Valentine's Day.
296
00:10:41,749 --> 00:10:42,982
Another Negroni, ma'am?
297
00:10:43,084 --> 00:10:44,951
Five's my limit, ladies.
298
00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,887
What's taking your old man so long?
299
00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,691
We've been at this for an hour, okay?
300
00:10:51,759 --> 00:10:54,160
The boy's a mess. New strategy.
301
00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:56,796
Graham, why don't you... why
don't you come sit down with us.
302
00:10:56,898 --> 00:10:57,964
All right.
303
00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:00,066
You know, when I want
to show someone that I care,
304
00:11:00,168 --> 00:11:01,434
I can count on a gift
305
00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:03,669
that's decorative and healthy...
306
00:11:03,738 --> 00:11:06,739
Fogerty, are you pitching me
Edible Arrangements?!
307
00:11:06,808 --> 00:11:08,274
That's an easy out.
308
00:11:08,343 --> 00:11:11,177
But with Louisa, there are no easy outs.
309
00:11:11,246 --> 00:11:13,746
Look at the card she gave me.
310
00:11:13,848 --> 00:11:16,749
"Love is a puzzle.
I've gathered the clues.
311
00:11:16,851 --> 00:11:18,751
Now I know the answer is Y-O-U."
312
00:11:18,853 --> 00:11:20,353
- Terrific.
- And then on the inside,
313
00:11:20,421 --> 00:11:22,021
there's, like, an 80-letter palindrome.
314
00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:24,257
She's a genius of love,
315
00:11:24,359 --> 00:11:25,725
a master of riddles.
316
00:11:25,827 --> 00:11:28,527
I'm just a guy
who still can't read a clock.
317
00:11:28,596 --> 00:11:30,296
4:00 A.M.?
318
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,864
I'm ruined.
319
00:11:31,966 --> 00:11:33,366
Ding dong.
320
00:11:33,434 --> 00:11:35,334
- Oh!
- Look, uh, I'm gonna take a hike.
321
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,303
I didn't come here tonight to
kick it with the "Peanuts" gang.
322
00:11:37,372 --> 00:11:38,938
I-I know, and I'm sorry. It's just...
323
00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:42,375
This kid here has it really bad
for some twist named Louisa.
324
00:11:42,443 --> 00:11:44,644
But we're almost out of the weeds.
325
00:11:44,712 --> 00:11:47,013
The sooner we solve it, the sooner
we hit the road to Sheetsville?
326
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,681
Where you will be the mayor.
327
00:11:48,783 --> 00:11:49,782
Easy peasy!
328
00:11:49,851 --> 00:11:51,450
Take it from a travel agent
who has booked
329
00:11:51,552 --> 00:11:54,553
over 4,800 unforgettable
couples cruises.
330
00:11:54,656 --> 00:11:57,023
All I need is like 14 bucks
331
00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,524
and the holiday aisle at Rite Aid.
332
00:11:58,626 --> 00:12:00,326
Yes, my queen.
333
00:12:00,395 --> 00:12:01,861
"Hello, Internet"?
334
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:03,195
"To whom it may concern"?
335
00:12:03,298 --> 00:12:05,531
Okay, clearly, you've never
written a review before.
336
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,134
Okay, just say it was hands down
the best service you ever had.
337
00:12:08,236 --> 00:12:09,969
- Shopping cart emoji.
- Look, if anybody can capture
338
00:12:10,071 --> 00:12:12,038
the voice of
a 40-year-old woman, it's me.
339
00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:13,773
Dude, I just thought
we could do this together.
340
00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:15,007
You know, like pals.
341
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,409
Whoa.
342
00:12:16,511 --> 00:12:18,244
Palentine's Day is drama-free!
343
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:19,812
Dude, you're the one
that's bringing the drama!
344
00:12:19,914 --> 00:12:21,914
I'm only here because
everyone else you asked said no.
345
00:12:21,983 --> 00:12:23,215
Sorry for thinking
346
00:12:23,239 --> 00:12:24,618
you actually wanted me around.
347
00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,886
Miggy, please don't make this about you.
This is about Angie.
348
00:12:26,988 --> 00:12:29,055
And how this...
349
00:12:29,157 --> 00:12:33,192
was hands down the best service
I've ever had!
350
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:34,627
- What?
- Oh, there's a shopping cart emoji.
351
00:12:34,729 --> 00:12:36,028
- That's so cute.
- I literally just said that.
352
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,730
It's like you don't even see me!
353
00:12:37,832 --> 00:12:38,864
Hey. You guys.
354
00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,299
Did you fix the...
355
00:12:42,337 --> 00:12:44,637
...fix... the... toilet?
356
00:12:44,739 --> 00:12:45,671
They fix...
357
00:12:45,773 --> 00:12:47,306
They broke the toilet,
358
00:12:47,408 --> 00:12:48,841
and now they're fixing it.
359
00:12:48,943 --> 00:12:51,377
Angie, I can't find my phone.
Let me borrow yours.
360
00:12:52,513 --> 00:12:54,301
Gimme your phone.
361
00:12:54,364 --> 00:12:55,381
I have to call it.
362
00:12:57,118 --> 00:12:58,858
- ♪ Oh! ♪
- Are you playing "Rhythm of the Night"?
363
00:12:58,943 --> 00:12:59,992
Great song, but not the time.
364
00:13:00,068 --> 00:13:01,350
I'm not. It's coming
from Jackie's phone.
365
00:13:01,420 --> 00:13:02,421
But I love it, too.
366
00:13:02,523 --> 00:13:03,889
♪ Forget about the worries
on your mind ♪
367
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,424
- I...
- ♪ You can leave them all behind ♪
368
00:13:05,526 --> 00:13:07,712
♪ To the beat
of the rhythm of the night ♪
369
00:13:07,805 --> 00:13:09,862
- ♪ Oh, the rhythm... ♪
- JACKIE: What are you doing?
370
00:13:09,964 --> 00:13:11,985
♪ ...the night ♪
371
00:13:12,714 --> 00:13:15,136
To be completely honest, Rory,
no, I wouldn't go
372
00:13:15,199 --> 00:13:17,567
to Mark's grandma's funeral
if it was on your birthday.
373
00:13:17,669 --> 00:13:20,635
Even if he was visiting Santa Fe?
I don't get it.
374
00:13:20,697 --> 00:13:21,938
Well, clearly!
375
00:13:21,994 --> 00:13:23,493
I mean, Rory's birthday is sacred,
376
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,136
no matter what state capital he's in.
377
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,472
Well, folks,
they came out swinging, but...
378
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,208
Wait. What's that? Wow.
379
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,177
I am being told
that this is the worst score
380
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,278
in "Scenarios!" history.
381
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,680
We'll return after this commercial.
382
00:13:35,749 --> 00:13:38,750
Friends, end-of-life planning
isn't easy,
383
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,018
but it can be fun.
384
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:43,888
At Rory Banks Funeral Home,
the party never ends.
385
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,223
This is gonna sound crazy,
386
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,591
but "Scenarios!" has made me realize
387
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,526
that we really aren't compatible.
388
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:51,329
- Right? It's weirdly illuminating.
- Yeah. Yeah!
389
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,931
I mean, as insane as it is,
390
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,599
it's made me see us
in a whole new light.
391
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,134
- Mm-hmm.
- You know, when you said
392
00:13:56,189 --> 00:13:57,540
your dream scenario is to open up
393
00:13:57,595 --> 00:13:59,189
your own private investigation agency...
394
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,171
We'd do it as a team.
395
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,472
Yeah, I heard you the first time.
396
00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:04,209
I'm sorry, but I just
don't see myself there.
397
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,177
For what it's worth,
I loved all two weeks of this.
398
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,212
Me too.
399
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,546
And I'm glad we got out while it's good.
400
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,182
All right, come on.
We're back from commercials.
401
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,517
Time for Round Three!
402
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,686
Rory, some good news.
We're gonna skip Round Three.
403
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,554
Mark and I decided to
stop seeing each other, so...
404
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,022
All thanks to "Scenarios!"
405
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,657
Yeah. It's a great game, Rory.
406
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,426
Thanks.
407
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,162
Okay. That's our show.
408
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,563
Guests of "Scenarios!" get to stay
409
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,532
at the world-famous Century Plaza Hotel.
410
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:28,900
Is this part of Round Three?
411
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,268
I don't think so.
412
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,871
Someone want to tell me
what the hell is going on here?
413
00:14:32,916 --> 00:14:33,838
Will?
414
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,042
All right, Jackie, the person
who was supposed to deliver
415
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:39,644
your groceries tonight is me.
416
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,446
I'm Britney45.
417
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,314
Wait, seriously?
418
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,749
No!
419
00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:47,552
No, Will was just
helping a friend in need.
420
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,954
Me. I am Britney45.
421
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:53,256
That's right, 44 other Britneys
joined Beck+Call before me.
422
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,286
Look, I have no idea what's happening,
423
00:14:55,388 --> 00:14:57,055
but I have a party downstairs, and I...
424
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,823
Look, I'm Britney45!
425
00:14:58,925 --> 00:15:01,025
And I did a garbage job
with your groceries!
426
00:15:01,094 --> 00:15:04,162
Thank you, guys, but I-I gotta own this.
427
00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:09,067
Jackie, I moonlight
as a grocery delivery person.
428
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,135
Things aren't easy.
429
00:15:11,204 --> 00:15:13,071
Money is tight as is, and then
the class trip comes up,
430
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:16,407
and there's always
some new thing to pay for.
431
00:15:16,476 --> 00:15:20,778
I'm at a low-level
freak out at all times.
432
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,681
So, you know, if you want
to give me zero stars,
433
00:15:23,783 --> 00:15:24,816
go right ahead.
434
00:15:24,884 --> 00:15:26,718
I deal with harder crap every day.
435
00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:28,920
Oh, Angie.
436
00:15:28,989 --> 00:15:30,121
I hear you.
437
00:15:30,223 --> 00:15:33,024
Yeah, it may seem like
I have the perfect life
438
00:15:33,126 --> 00:15:34,993
and I have the perfect house,
439
00:15:35,095 --> 00:15:38,296
but there's a reason I started
Jackie Has a Business, LLC.
440
00:15:38,398 --> 00:15:41,699
Financially, things with
Jared and me aren't great.
441
00:15:41,801 --> 00:15:43,868
Oh. I...
442
00:15:43,937 --> 00:15:45,903
I had no idea.
443
00:15:45,972 --> 00:15:47,171
You really get it.
444
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,741
"Gotham" isn't syndicating well
in South America.
445
00:15:49,843 --> 00:15:52,543
I might have to let go
of my Social Media Assistant.
446
00:15:52,612 --> 00:15:55,179
Yeah, no, no, that's...
Your thing is different.
447
00:15:55,281 --> 00:15:56,280
No, we're in the exact same boat.
448
00:15:56,383 --> 00:15:57,382
I'm giving you five stars.
449
00:15:57,484 --> 00:15:59,817
No, I don't want your pity stars, okay?
450
00:15:59,886 --> 00:16:01,886
- Psh.
- You can give me four stars.
451
00:16:01,988 --> 00:16:03,554
If you could avoid saying
452
00:16:03,656 --> 00:16:06,057
that I threw your food
in the bushes, that'd be great.
453
00:16:06,126 --> 00:16:07,191
You threw my food in the bushes?
454
00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:09,060
Three stars is fine.
455
00:16:10,330 --> 00:16:11,929
No woman can resist a plush animal.
456
00:16:12,032 --> 00:16:14,432
I got six in my car
rear window right now.
457
00:16:14,501 --> 00:16:16,701
Now get out of here,
you handsome little devil.
458
00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:18,236
Wai... Wai... Ba... Hold on.
459
00:16:20,874 --> 00:16:22,840
God, kids are nasty.
460
00:16:24,677 --> 00:16:26,044
- Pecan?
- No.
461
00:16:26,112 --> 00:16:26,978
- Caramel?
- No.
462
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,679
- Cherry cordial?
- Come to Mama.
463
00:16:32,485 --> 00:16:34,685
- Douglas, right?
- Yeah.
464
00:16:34,788 --> 00:16:36,754
And this is... Emma... or Amy.
465
00:16:36,856 --> 00:16:38,156
That's a boy, Phil.
466
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:41,359
Would it be possible for him
to talk to Louisa, please?
467
00:16:41,428 --> 00:16:44,629
Sure. Um, she's in her rocking chair.
468
00:16:44,697 --> 00:16:46,564
What if she doesn't like my Valentine?
469
00:16:46,666 --> 00:16:48,366
Well, you see, that doesn't matter,
470
00:16:48,468 --> 00:16:50,068
because she likes you.
471
00:16:50,136 --> 00:16:52,303
And if you start to panic,
just tell her...
472
00:16:56,976 --> 00:16:57,875
Greetings.
473
00:16:57,944 --> 00:16:58,876
I'll leave you to it.
474
00:17:01,081 --> 00:17:03,147
Louisa, you're a 10.
475
00:17:03,216 --> 00:17:07,151
If you're up for it, I know
a great place for a steak.
476
00:17:07,253 --> 00:17:10,154
If you're a vegetarian,
there's a salad bar.
477
00:17:10,223 --> 00:17:13,624
Ranch dressing as thick as wet concrete.
478
00:17:13,726 --> 00:17:15,893
So be mine, you gorgeous dame.
479
00:17:15,995 --> 00:17:17,361
Glory be.
480
00:17:17,464 --> 00:17:18,796
Whoa.
481
00:17:18,898 --> 00:17:21,399
Sounds like someone I know.
482
00:17:21,468 --> 00:17:23,267
Oh, I might've given him a line or two,
483
00:17:23,369 --> 00:17:25,236
but I'm saving my best stuff for you.
484
00:17:26,639 --> 00:17:28,406
I have a girlfriend!
485
00:17:32,011 --> 00:17:32,777
Ror?
486
00:17:32,879 --> 00:17:34,579
Hello? Who's there?
487
00:17:34,681 --> 00:17:36,347
What did I tell you last week?
488
00:17:36,449 --> 00:17:38,216
No sleep mask while Mom is talking.
489
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:39,016
Mm-hmm.
490
00:17:39,119 --> 00:17:41,185
Baby, I'm confused.
491
00:17:41,287 --> 00:17:43,654
Were you rooting for me and Mark
to be together?
492
00:17:43,723 --> 00:17:47,325
I mean, no, I set out to destroy
your relationship, but...
493
00:17:48,695 --> 00:17:50,194
...then I started having fun
with you guys,
494
00:17:50,296 --> 00:17:53,364
and I secretly was hoping
for it to work out.
495
00:17:53,466 --> 00:17:55,233
You deserve to find love, Mom.
496
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,667
I will.
497
00:17:56,736 --> 00:17:58,469
And hey, now that we have "Scenarios!",
498
00:17:58,538 --> 00:17:59,670
I might find somebody sooner.
499
00:17:59,772 --> 00:18:03,274
But today, will you be my Valentine?
500
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:04,308
I'd love to.
501
00:18:04,410 --> 00:18:07,178
But we should play "Scenarios!"
just to make sure it's right.
502
00:18:07,235 --> 00:18:08,312
Okay, Rory Denzel Banks,
503
00:18:08,381 --> 00:18:10,715
I'm not playing "Scenarios!"
again today.
504
00:18:10,817 --> 00:18:12,483
Look, when I headed out tonight,
505
00:18:12,585 --> 00:18:13,784
I didn't care who I made it with.
506
00:18:13,887 --> 00:18:15,219
I got in my car,
and I drove to the house
507
00:18:15,321 --> 00:18:17,121
of the first man I could think of.
508
00:18:17,223 --> 00:18:19,390
His wife was home, so then I tried you.
509
00:18:19,492 --> 00:18:20,825
An honor.
510
00:18:20,894 --> 00:18:23,127
But when I saw you
help out that little rat,
511
00:18:23,196 --> 00:18:24,729
something shifted.
512
00:18:24,831 --> 00:18:26,264
And then that business on the porch.
513
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,599
Doc, I was a puddle.
514
00:18:28,701 --> 00:18:30,368
I wanna make love to you.
515
00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:31,502
Then it's settled.
516
00:18:31,604 --> 00:18:33,938
- But not tonight.
- Not tonight.
517
00:18:34,007 --> 00:18:36,741
I want to slow things down,
make it special.
518
00:18:36,809 --> 00:18:40,278
I want a romance with the simmering heat
519
00:18:40,346 --> 00:18:42,680
of a four-day/three-night to Ensenada.
520
00:18:42,782 --> 00:18:45,193
So, are you willing to wait?
521
00:18:45,272 --> 00:18:47,185
For you? Always.
522
00:18:47,253 --> 00:18:48,553
I mean, why do it tonight?
523
00:18:48,655 --> 00:18:50,588
Valentine's Day is for dopes, huh?
524
00:18:52,158 --> 00:18:53,591
I'll call you tomorrow.
525
00:18:53,693 --> 00:18:54,759
Mnh.
526
00:18:55,862 --> 00:18:57,595
I leave in the A.M.
for a six-month cruise
527
00:18:57,697 --> 00:18:58,796
to the Panama Canal.
528
00:18:58,898 --> 00:19:00,331
Half off. You don't say no to that.
529
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:01,312
I would.
530
00:19:01,337 --> 00:19:02,833
Douglas, I can't sleep.
531
00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:05,436
Looks like you got your hands full.
532
00:19:05,505 --> 00:19:08,239
I'm gonna go home and finish
a hoagie I got in my fridge.
533
00:19:08,308 --> 00:19:10,074
- W... W...
- Mwah.
534
00:19:11,811 --> 00:19:12,743
Call me.
535
00:19:17,584 --> 00:19:19,350
God, you're so little.
536
00:19:22,188 --> 00:19:23,321
I'm feeling something.
537
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:25,156
I think it's...
538
00:19:25,258 --> 00:19:26,190
jealousy?
539
00:19:26,292 --> 00:19:27,558
I...
540
00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:29,060
I like Graham.
541
00:19:29,162 --> 00:19:30,861
Everybody likes Graham.
542
00:19:30,964 --> 00:19:33,197
He's a lovable sad sack.
543
00:19:33,299 --> 00:19:34,732
No.
544
00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:36,867
I think I like like Graham.
545
00:19:37,904 --> 00:19:40,504
How are you kids
so emotionally available?
546
00:19:40,607 --> 00:19:42,558
When I was seven, I had a job.
547
00:19:46,991 --> 00:19:48,424
Thanks for dropping me, you guys.
548
00:19:48,492 --> 00:19:49,758
I really hope he's still awake.
549
00:19:49,878 --> 00:19:51,026
Please say hello to Owen for us.
550
00:19:51,095 --> 00:19:52,728
But time it in a way it's not weird.
551
00:19:52,797 --> 00:19:55,340
Like before the sex or way, way after!
552
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:56,582
- You feel me?
- Okay, I got it.
553
00:19:56,661 --> 00:19:59,201
- Okay.
- Thanks for tonight, guys. Really.
554
00:19:59,303 --> 00:20:00,669
This was...
555
00:20:00,738 --> 00:20:01,861
not normal.
556
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:05,502
I guess now that you've seen me
557
00:20:05,536 --> 00:20:06,904
as a loser delivery person,
558
00:20:06,936 --> 00:20:08,238
you probably look at me differently.
559
00:20:08,271 --> 00:20:09,190
Yeah.
560
00:20:09,221 --> 00:20:11,354
I think that you're pretty remarkable.
561
00:20:11,432 --> 00:20:12,744
Oh, my God, you're such a dork.
562
00:20:12,777 --> 00:20:14,010
You're welcome.
563
00:20:14,043 --> 00:20:15,175
Happy Palentine's Day.
564
00:20:15,221 --> 00:20:16,751
- Thank you! Good night!
- Bye, pal!
565
00:20:16,806 --> 00:20:17,941
Have fun!
566
00:20:17,975 --> 00:20:20,144
We'll make sure you get in safe!
567
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,978
Palentine's Day isn't officially over.
568
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,880
Yeah, it is. It's almost midnight.
569
00:20:23,913 --> 00:20:25,882
- Not in Hawaii.
- You're taking me to Hawaii?!
570
00:20:25,916 --> 00:20:28,154
- No, that's... not logical.
- Oh...
571
00:20:28,179 --> 00:20:30,187
But there's still time to do this right.
572
00:20:30,218 --> 00:20:31,155
♪ Oh ♪
573
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,357
♪ To the beat
of the rhythm of the night ♪
574
00:20:33,390 --> 00:20:35,626
♪ Dance until the morning light ♪
575
00:20:35,659 --> 00:20:37,527
♪ Forget about the worries
on your mind ♪
576
00:20:37,561 --> 00:20:39,955
♪ You can leave them all behind ♪
577
00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:41,532
♪ To the beat
of the rhythm of the night ♪
578
00:20:41,564 --> 00:20:45,736
♪ Oh, the rhythm of the night ♪
579
00:20:45,768 --> 00:20:46,836
♪ Oh, oh ♪
580
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,539
Sorry, miss.
581
00:20:48,572 --> 00:20:50,151
Mmm. Pasta.
582
00:20:50,176 --> 00:20:51,375
Sorry.
583
00:20:56,910 --> 00:21:01,910
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