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Pension day. 16 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:50,630 We don´t tell everybody. 17 00:01:50,630 --> 00:01:51,700 Right. 18 00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:53,630 You can´t trust people. 19 00:01:53,630 --> 00:01:56,400 You never know nowadays who´s going to hit you on the head 20 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:57,700 and pinch your money. 21 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,470 Your secret´s safe with me, Ma´am. 22 00:01:59,470 --> 00:02:00,970 Have a nice day. 23 00:02:00,970 --> 00:02:05,000 What do you want to tell him all our business for? 24 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,430 He had a lovely smile. 25 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:07,570 Ha, false. 26 00:02:07,570 --> 00:02:10,270 You never see a Yank with his own teeth. 27 00:02:10,270 --> 00:02:13,570 Well, you´d know. What was he called -- Audrey? 28 00:02:13,570 --> 00:02:14,700 Aubrey. 29 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:17,200 That´s right, Aubrey. 30 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,230 You had an eye for the men. 31 00:02:19,230 --> 00:02:20,930 Oh, for heaven´s sake, 32 00:02:20,930 --> 00:02:23,100 that was 1944. 33 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:26,470 But you still found out whether his teeth were his own, Tatsie. 34 00:02:26,470 --> 00:02:27,830 Where´s our taxi? 35 00:02:39,270 --> 00:02:41,870 What´s P.C. Lefebvre up to nowadays? 36 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:44,370 He´s in the Information Room, sir. 37 00:02:44,370 --> 00:02:47,900 Is that working out? Can he do his job? 38 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:50,200 I think so. 39 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,500 I can make a few inquiries if you´d like. 40 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:53,900 Yes, I would like. 41 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:57,370 Nothing official, just, he seemed a bit tense this morning. 42 00:02:57,370 --> 00:03:00,370 Yes, sir. 43 00:03:00,370 --> 00:03:03,370 We need to look after the P.C. Lefebvres in this job. 44 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:04,670 Yes, sir. 45 00:03:04,670 --> 00:03:06,830 Men who made a sacrifice. 46 00:03:06,830 --> 00:03:08,200 We look after our own. 47 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,700 I don´t want any other story getting around. 48 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:13,200 I don´t think there´s any great mystery 49 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:16,570 about Lefebvre seeming tense, sir. 50 00:03:16,570 --> 00:03:20,930 Wisley...gets out of nick this week. 51 00:03:20,930 --> 00:03:23,070 Wisley? 52 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:25,430 Pow. Wisley. 53 00:03:25,430 --> 00:03:31,470 Already? Oh, dear. 54 00:03:31,470 --> 00:03:35,500 Information Room. What´s that? Eight-hour shifts? 55 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:36,800 Yes, sir. 56 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,930 We need to keep Lefebvre busier than that. 57 00:03:39,930 --> 00:03:42,530 Find me some...some nice, unsolved case. 58 00:03:42,530 --> 00:03:46,370 A series of burglaries, a long firm fraud, something like that. 59 00:03:46,370 --> 00:03:49,930 Yes, sir. I´ll have a think, sir. 60 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,830 Well, get on with it. 61 00:03:54,170 --> 00:03:57,370 How about the Twirlies? 62 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:58,630 Twirlies? 63 00:03:58,630 --> 00:04:00,670 I´ll fetch you the file, sir. 64 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:22,900 What are you being so cheerful about, 65 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:24,500 o Queen of the Home Office Statistics? 66 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:27,130 Oh, not cheerful, just busy. 67 00:04:27,130 --> 00:04:30,870 Why am I here? 68 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:35,230 Well, everybody´s got to be somewhere...sir. 69 00:04:35,230 --> 00:04:37,270 Oh, relax, Cambridge. 70 00:04:37,270 --> 00:04:39,200 It´s not you. It´s Fisher. 71 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:43,200 "You´re spare, Henry. I know, read these for me." 72 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,230 Not stopping then? 73 00:04:46,230 --> 00:04:48,630 Apparently, I´ve got other fish to fry. 74 00:04:48,630 --> 00:04:49,800 Oh, sorry. 75 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,400 Hoppit. 76 00:04:59,670 --> 00:05:02,030 How much did he say? 77 00:05:02,030 --> 00:05:03,630 2,999. 78 00:05:03,630 --> 00:05:05,400 2,900? 79 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:08,170 And 99. 80 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:09,730 How is it, Tats? 81 00:05:09,730 --> 00:05:12,770 How do you switch this off? 82 00:05:14,570 --> 00:05:15,600 Well? 83 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,500 Well, my feet touch the pedals, 84 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:20,070 if that´s what you´re asking. 85 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,130 Florence, what on earth are you doing? 86 00:05:22,130 --> 00:05:23,730 Plenty of room in the front. 87 00:05:23,730 --> 00:05:25,000 Legroom, too. 88 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,830 It´s not mean, ladies. It´s a luxury car. 89 00:05:28,830 --> 00:05:31,470 It´s got power steering. And heated seats. 90 00:05:31,470 --> 00:05:34,000 Heated seats. 91 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,630 That doesn´t sound very hygienic, does it. 92 00:05:36,630 --> 00:05:39,570 We can unplug them. 93 00:05:39,570 --> 00:05:41,100 How much did he say again? 94 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:45,900 2,900? 95 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:48,170 All right then. 96 00:05:48,170 --> 00:05:49,270 2,900. 97 00:05:49,270 --> 00:05:51,170 I´ll write you a check. 98 00:05:51,170 --> 00:05:54,570 Got the checkbook, Florence? 99 00:05:54,570 --> 00:05:57,900 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the United Kingdom, 100 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:01,000 and welcome to our modest police headquarters. 101 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,800 My name is Assistant Chief Constable Fisher, 102 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:06,430 and this is Detective Sergeant Cambridge. 103 00:06:06,430 --> 00:06:08,570 She´ll be showing you around our facilities. 104 00:06:08,570 --> 00:06:11,070 I hope to see you again before you leave, but for now, 105 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:13,500 have a nice day. 106 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:15,030 Cambridge? 107 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:23,300 Thank you. I´ll just get your paperwork. 108 00:06:26,630 --> 00:06:29,930 There you are. 109 00:06:29,930 --> 00:06:31,170 And there you are. 110 00:06:31,170 --> 00:06:32,600 What´s that? 111 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:36,370 What? Oh, spag bol. It´s my lunch. 112 00:06:36,370 --> 00:06:37,800 Well, I warm it in the microwave. 113 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:41,200 No wonder he looks so tired. 114 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,270 Bread and butter pudding. 115 00:07:00,270 --> 00:07:04,130 Oh, thanks! My mum used to make that. 116 00:07:04,130 --> 00:07:05,730 You must get your wife to learn. 117 00:07:05,730 --> 00:07:07,070 I´ll warm it in the microwave. 118 00:07:07,070 --> 00:07:08,970 No, I won´t. No, no. 119 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,770 Your mother never had a microwave. 120 00:07:10,770 --> 00:07:13,870 Your mother never fed you on spaghetti bolognese. 121 00:07:13,870 --> 00:07:15,200 No. 122 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,630 Put the bag in the car for us? 123 00:07:24,130 --> 00:07:26,070 Here we have an archive section -- 124 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:28,630 various offices where statistics are collated. 125 00:07:28,630 --> 00:07:31,230 It´s very quiet. 126 00:07:31,230 --> 00:07:33,630 Well, collating statistics isn´t usually a noisy pursuit. 127 00:07:33,630 --> 00:07:35,530 I think you´ll find it´s a hive of activity. 128 00:07:40,870 --> 00:07:43,000 Mental activity. 129 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,600 D.I. Crabbe 130 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:47,130 is one of our strategic thinkers. 131 00:07:47,130 --> 00:07:52,100 Next, the Information Room. 132 00:08:12,630 --> 00:08:15,130 This is nice. I´ve always wanted a big car. 133 00:08:15,130 --> 00:08:16,570 Problems? 134 00:08:16,570 --> 00:08:17,830 No. 135 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:18,830 You took your time. 136 00:08:18,830 --> 00:08:20,030 We had to choose. 137 00:08:20,030 --> 00:08:21,430 It´s lovely. 138 00:08:21,430 --> 00:08:23,570 - It´s a good choice. - Really? 139 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:24,570 Yes? 140 00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:26,530 Try this on your shoulder. 141 00:08:28,370 --> 00:08:31,130 Oh, blue suits you. 142 00:08:32,870 --> 00:08:36,670 As if Maeve would know. 143 00:08:53,430 --> 00:08:55,200 Is everything on, then? 144 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,870 Is everything on, Chef. Full menu. 145 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,930 - Specials? - Moules farcies. 146 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:01,100 Stuffed mussels. 147 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:02,970 English lamb and apricot sauce. 148 00:09:02,970 --> 00:09:05,070 And Tarte Tatin. 149 00:09:05,070 --> 00:09:07,430 And you can start peeling if you´re not too busy. 150 00:09:07,430 --> 00:09:08,800 That´s your job, Chef. 151 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,730 And yours, ducky, is out there polishing knives with me. 152 00:09:11,730 --> 00:09:13,830 Oh, I was enjoying that. 153 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,900 In the Information Room, we have computer controlled dispatch, 154 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:21,770 manned, as you would expect, 24 hours a day. 155 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,030 There´s an Inspector in charge, 156 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:25,230 of course, and he has access to senior officers. 157 00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:26,600 In the unlikely event 158 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,870 of a third world war breaking out, 159 00:09:28,870 --> 00:09:31,230 we have a bomb-proof replica in the basement. 160 00:09:31,230 --> 00:09:32,630 We call it the Fuhrerbunker. 161 00:09:32,630 --> 00:09:33,830 Does that have access 162 00:09:33,830 --> 00:09:35,270 for those who are mobility-challenged? 163 00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:36,400 Sorry? 164 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,270 Wheelchair cripples, Sergeant. 165 00:09:38,270 --> 00:09:40,530 As a matter of fact, I´m not sure. 166 00:09:40,530 --> 00:09:42,630 In the unlikely event 167 00:09:42,630 --> 00:09:44,270 of the third world war breaking out, 168 00:09:44,270 --> 00:09:48,370 I would remain here on the ground level, ready to fight off 169 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:51,570 the invading forces with my trusty truncheon 170 00:09:51,570 --> 00:09:54,330 and my double-butted racing wheelchair. 171 00:09:54,330 --> 00:09:57,270 You obviously have an equal opportunity policy 172 00:09:57,270 --> 00:09:58,270 in place here. 173 00:09:58,270 --> 00:09:59,600 Yes, we do. 174 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,930 We have policies for everything, mate. 175 00:10:01,930 --> 00:10:04,470 We have an equal opportunities policy, 176 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:06,800 we have a health and safety policy. 177 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,330 We probably even have a foreign pol-- 178 00:10:09,330 --> 00:10:12,330 Well, we must have ´cause you lot are here. 179 00:10:12,330 --> 00:10:16,700 P.C. Lefebvre means that we have norms. 180 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:17,930 They do. 181 00:10:17,930 --> 00:10:19,230 And standards. 182 00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:21,670 Every department has one black, 183 00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:23,700 one white and one khaki. 184 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:26,700 We have the cripple. 185 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:28,500 We also have the deaf geezer, 186 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,730 who works in the archive section, 187 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:34,630 and the lame, limping gimpy who washes the bosses´ cars. 188 00:10:34,630 --> 00:10:36,600 Now, statistically speaking, 189 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,430 we should have at least one homosexual, 190 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:42,200 although we don´t know who he is, 191 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,700 yet. 192 00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:47,670 He´s still in the blue serge closet, so to speak. 193 00:10:47,670 --> 00:10:49,030 And who can blame him? 194 00:10:49,030 --> 00:10:50,570 Beg your pardon? 195 00:10:50,570 --> 00:10:53,670 Granted. 196 00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:58,930 Although, I must say that being ogled at by a bunch of Yanks 197 00:10:58,930 --> 00:11:02,270 while I´m just trying to do my job 198 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:05,770 is not my idea of a beanfeast, sport. 199 00:11:05,770 --> 00:11:07,630 They´re from Oklahoma, sir. 200 00:11:07,630 --> 00:11:08,830 Okey-dokey. 201 00:11:08,830 --> 00:11:11,600 Now, get out of my way. 202 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,230 Ah, Crabbe. 203 00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:23,470 This wasn´t the arrangement. 204 00:11:23,470 --> 00:11:25,100 What? 205 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:27,330 We never agreed that you´d have me here from 9:00 till 5:00 206 00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:28,770 shoving mountains of paper around. 207 00:11:28,770 --> 00:11:31,430 We´ve got to submit those statistics to the Home Office. 208 00:11:31,430 --> 00:11:33,700 What´s that to me? It´s your job. 209 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:34,700 Hardly. 210 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:35,930 Look, you´re in charge. 211 00:11:35,930 --> 00:11:38,130 What about all these civilians your lot took on? 212 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,570 I´ll decide who does what duties, thank you, Inspector. 213 00:11:40,570 --> 00:11:41,670 It´s not part of the deal. 214 00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:43,130 I can´t do this and run my restaurant. 215 00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:45,170 Your wife´s restaurant, as I remember. 216 00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:46,900 What´s that to me? 217 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:48,600 It won´t do. It will not do. 218 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:49,900 It wasn´t part of the deal. 219 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:52,200 We´re not having a row about this, are we? 220 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,130 It´s absolutely unacceptable behavior, 221 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,200 How dare you -- how dare you embarrass me like that? 222 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,700 Yeah, whatever, whatever. 223 00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:59,800 How dare you embarrass all of us like that. 224 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,870 Now that´s a row. 225 00:12:01,870 --> 00:12:04,270 Do you have anything to say for yourself? 226 00:12:04,270 --> 00:12:06,700 - Yes. Put a sock in it! - You were appalling! 227 00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:08,470 So what?! 228 00:12:11,070 --> 00:12:13,770 You should be ashamed of yourself. 229 00:12:13,770 --> 00:12:15,330 Well, I´m not! 230 00:12:21,430 --> 00:12:24,470 I am not some side-show freak 231 00:12:24,470 --> 00:12:28,230 for a bunch of American tourists. 232 00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:30,670 If you ever treat me as such again, 233 00:12:30,670 --> 00:12:36,430 you will get the same again, Sergeant. 234 00:12:36,430 --> 00:12:39,230 Constable, if you behave like that before me again, 235 00:12:39,230 --> 00:12:41,300 I will personally lodge a complaint 236 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:42,730 against police, naming you. 237 00:12:42,730 --> 00:12:45,400 Sergeant, I was walking the beat 238 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:48,570 while you were still in university! 239 00:12:48,570 --> 00:12:51,100 You don´t frighten me! 240 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,130 Now fetch me a glass of water. 241 00:12:58,130 --> 00:13:01,000 No, no, no, no, no, no. 242 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,370 Sergeant, I need to take these painkillers. 243 00:13:03,370 --> 00:13:04,700 Fetch me a glass of water. 244 00:13:09,430 --> 00:13:11,500 Don´t you go fancying me, Sergeant. 245 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:15,600 It won´t do us any good. 246 00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:20,730 Oh, just go away. 247 00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:23,200 You´ll have to leave anyway. 248 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:27,200 You can´t stay here unless you stand to pee. 249 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,670 Well, that lets you out. 250 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:34,300 Next the Dog Section. Obedience training. 251 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,500 I´ve got something for you. 252 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,100 God, not more filing? 253 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:42,670 A case, the Twirlies. 254 00:13:42,670 --> 00:13:44,870 Two old girls. Blue-rinse check fraudsters. 255 00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:46,900 They´ve had quite a career around here. 256 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:50,130 Cambridge will help you a bit and I´d like you 257 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,370 to take Lefebvre with you. 258 00:13:52,370 --> 00:13:53,730 Take him where? 259 00:13:53,730 --> 00:13:54,870 With you. To work. 260 00:13:54,870 --> 00:13:57,400 He´s quite capable to do that kind of duty, 261 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,300 and we don´t want any hint of tokenism. 262 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:01,570 If P.C. Lefebvre stays on the job, 263 00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:03,000 he´ll have to do whatever duties are set. 264 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,400 Same goes for you. 265 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,530 Yes, sir. Thank you very much, sir. 266 00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:09,800 Well? 267 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,030 Well, I mean, 268 00:14:12,030 --> 00:14:13,870 two old ladies bouncing dud checks. 269 00:14:13,870 --> 00:14:15,400 How long has this been going on? 270 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,370 Oh, six months, minimum. 271 00:14:17,370 --> 00:14:18,370 Six mo-- 272 00:14:18,370 --> 00:14:19,670 What´s so urgent about it now? 273 00:14:19,670 --> 00:14:22,500 Solving crime is an important police duty, Crabbe. 274 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:25,430 I sometimes wonder we don´t lose sight of that fact. 275 00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:26,970 Yes, quite right, sir. 276 00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:29,570 Don´t you want to know why they´re called Twirlies? 277 00:14:29,570 --> 00:14:30,630 It´s bus passes. 278 00:14:30,630 --> 00:14:32,370 As pensioners get on the bus, 279 00:14:32,370 --> 00:14:34,700 they hold up their passes, and say -- 280 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:37,630 "Am I too early for this?" I know, yes. 281 00:14:37,630 --> 00:14:40,430 Do you remember the last time you were actually on a bus, sir? 282 00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:44,670 You start tomorrow. You tell Lefebvre. Thank you. 283 00:14:46,770 --> 00:14:48,870 Tarte Tatin? 284 00:14:48,870 --> 00:14:51,370 It´s, um... 285 00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:54,000 well, I´m actually not sure, sir. 286 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,630 - Um, John? - Yes, one moment. Madame. 287 00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:59,830 Thank you. 288 00:14:59,830 --> 00:15:01,030 Um, What´s that? 289 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,930 Tarte Tatin and creme fraiche, sir. 290 00:15:02,930 --> 00:15:05,200 It´s an upside down caramelized apple tart. 291 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,730 If you could order it before your meal 292 00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:08,670 because it does take a while and we cook it fresh. 293 00:15:08,670 --> 00:15:10,000 - All right. - Thank you. 294 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,800 John? 295 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,300 What exactly does "caramelized" mean? 296 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,670 It literally means "burnt sugar." 297 00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:20,370 But we don´t say "burnt" in front of the customers. 298 00:15:20,370 --> 00:15:21,770 No, I suppose not. 299 00:15:21,770 --> 00:15:25,230 And, um, what´s Tatin about it? 300 00:15:25,230 --> 00:15:28,770 It´s the surname of the sisters who invented the dish. 301 00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:29,800 By accident. 302 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,570 What, they burnt a tart? 303 00:15:31,570 --> 00:15:35,270 Shh. I think you´ve sold one. 304 00:15:38,630 --> 00:15:40,100 Isn´t that a bit burnt? 305 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,470 No, it´s supposed to be. 306 00:15:41,470 --> 00:15:42,930 It´s supposed to be burnt a bit. 307 00:15:42,930 --> 00:15:45,400 Not Guy Fawkes. Now bin that and do another one. 308 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,700 Whose idea was it to put French tarts on the menu, anyway? 309 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:50,230 Honestly I sometimes think 310 00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:52,600 I just can´t turn my back for a minute. 311 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,300 Don´t throw it. 312 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,930 Well? 313 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,470 Throw it. 314 00:16:08,630 --> 00:16:11,400 Now, that is criticism. 315 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,600 Steve, henceforward, all of our burnt puddings 316 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,400 are going to be English burnt puddings. 317 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,170 Don´t be so hard on him. 318 00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:21,130 There are perfectly good English puddings. 319 00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:23,530 It was your idea he should spread his wings, 320 00:16:23,530 --> 00:16:25,000 and he´s just done it. 321 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,170 Why did he take it upon himself to choose the specials? 322 00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:29,130 And it´s not his fault that you´ve been 323 00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:31,600 in Freddy Fisher´s salt mine all day. 324 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,730 Two rabbit, two sole, 325 00:16:33,730 --> 00:16:35,730 one pie, one vegetarian, 326 00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:38,730 one pond pudding, two spotted dick, 327 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,130 and I was going to say two Tarte Tatin. 328 00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:43,930 Tarte Tatin is off. 329 00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:55,170 I don´t believe it. 330 00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:59,000 I don´t believe it. 331 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:06,170 You´ve done it again, Tats. 332 00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:08,370 Not bad. 333 00:17:09,630 --> 00:17:12,970 Morning, ladies. Mmm, that smells lovely. 334 00:17:12,970 --> 00:17:16,570 Have you been teaching chef all your secrets? 335 00:17:16,570 --> 00:17:18,630 Some. Taste? 336 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:27,630 Mm, Smashing. Fantastic. 337 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,470 Uh, slightly bitter. 338 00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:31,530 Dundee marmalade. 339 00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:34,400 Of course. Thank you. I´ll put it on the menu. 340 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,970 The Townsend Sisters´ Bread and Butter Pudding. 341 00:17:36,970 --> 00:17:39,300 Now, ladies, Your bags are in the car, 342 00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,370 your nephew is behind the wheel, 343 00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:44,530 and your bill is ready at the front desk. 344 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,270 Is it true? 345 00:18:06,270 --> 00:18:07,670 What, that we´re having to work 346 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,270 with that little friend of yours? 347 00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:10,470 Well, of course, Cambridge, 348 00:18:10,470 --> 00:18:13,070 it´s absolutely true. 349 00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:15,030 Don´t take your coat off. 350 00:18:15,030 --> 00:18:17,230 I want you to go down to collators´ office 351 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,330 at Barstock nick, 352 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,070 find out what you can about con-men. 353 00:18:20,070 --> 00:18:22,330 Con-men. 354 00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:24,600 Well, con-women, actually. 355 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,930 Aged 65 and over. 356 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,200 OAPs? 357 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,430 Don´t complain, Cambridge, 358 00:18:28,430 --> 00:18:30,770 or I´ll send PC Lefebvre to spend the day with you. 359 00:18:41,030 --> 00:18:44,300 It´s rather a lot, but it´s all explained on the bill. 360 00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,630 Oh, no. It was lovely. 361 00:18:45,630 --> 00:18:48,400 We´ve had a lovely time, haven´t we, Florence? 362 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,500 Lovely. 363 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:50,870 The rooms, everything. 364 00:18:50,870 --> 00:18:54,200 Very clean. And the chintz. 365 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:58,100 Yes, we loved the chintz. 366 00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:00,870 Thank you. 367 00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:02,600 I will always recommend you, if asked. 368 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,630 Well, that´s very kind. 369 00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:05,030 And I would recommend you. 370 00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:07,230 The very best. Five star guests. A rarity. 371 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:09,830 Oh, um... 372 00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:11,370 Yes? 373 00:19:11,370 --> 00:19:15,300 I wondered, could you possibly cash us a check? 374 00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:17,400 You see, Florence has problems 375 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,430 queuing at the bank. 376 00:19:18,430 --> 00:19:19,870 Of course not, of course not. 377 00:19:19,870 --> 00:19:21,870 No problem at all. How much do you need? 378 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:25,730 Uh, I think £400 would do it. 379 00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:58,800 Here. 380 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,300 Thank you. 381 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:04,170 Here we go. 382 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,470 Goodbye. 383 00:20:13,770 --> 00:20:16,200 I think I´ll just run down to the bank with these now. 384 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,370 Okay. 385 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:32,370 You won´t need the gun where we´re going. 386 00:20:32,370 --> 00:20:35,170 No. So what´s the plan? 387 00:20:35,170 --> 00:20:39,570 We´ve just had a hot lead. 388 00:20:39,570 --> 00:20:43,830 Apparently one of the banks just phoned in. 389 00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:45,470 Somebody´s tried to pass off one of their checks. 390 00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:47,070 Ooh, hot lead. 391 00:20:47,070 --> 00:20:50,070 Mm-hmm. Come on, we´ll go in your car. 392 00:21:07,730 --> 00:21:13,000 Fuel injected, twin cam, 330 BHP. 393 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,630 She´ll do 155. 394 00:21:14,630 --> 00:21:16,870 How would you know? 395 00:21:16,870 --> 00:21:18,830 No one lives forever, Henry. 396 00:21:18,830 --> 00:21:20,700 Oh, please, no philosophy. 397 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,500 Yes? 398 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,330 Police. 399 00:21:24,330 --> 00:21:25,600 Oh, you were quick. 400 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,800 Well, we were already working on the case, sir. 401 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,570 You´re our "hot lead." 402 00:21:29,570 --> 00:21:31,500 How do we get in? 403 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,730 The door. 404 00:21:32,730 --> 00:21:34,970 Uh, Yes. 405 00:21:34,970 --> 00:21:37,470 Oh, well you´d better come through the kitchen. 406 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,370 See? 407 00:21:40,370 --> 00:21:41,930 What´s wrong with the kitchen door? 408 00:21:41,930 --> 00:21:43,370 I use one all the time. 409 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:45,500 It would be nice to have a choice. 410 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:46,600 Do you hear me? 411 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:51,200 Yes, it would be nice to have a choice. 412 00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:57,470 So, now how much was it? 413 00:21:57,470 --> 00:22:00,800 £1,200 on the rooms and meals, 414 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:05,030 £400, I advanced them against a check. 415 00:22:05,030 --> 00:22:07,400 Advanced them? 416 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,830 You were done, Mr. Russell. 417 00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:11,230 Yes. Thank you. Quick, but blunt. 418 00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,970 Were there any other visitors? 419 00:22:13,970 --> 00:22:16,300 The nephew had a companion. A hard-looking woman. 420 00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:17,470 I only saw them briefly. 421 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,900 Anything else special about them? 422 00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:21,830 Knitting. 423 00:22:21,830 --> 00:22:23,200 Knitting, yes. 424 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,500 And cooking. 425 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,970 Ah, cooking. 426 00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:28,130 Bread and butter pudding. 427 00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:29,170 Really? 428 00:22:29,170 --> 00:22:33,000 They showed our chef how to do it. 429 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:37,030 Now, is that one of the chef´s or one of theirs? 430 00:22:37,030 --> 00:22:38,370 Theirs. 431 00:22:38,370 --> 00:22:42,130 Do you think I might...? 432 00:22:42,130 --> 00:22:47,030 Why not? Here, you have some, too. 433 00:22:47,030 --> 00:22:50,570 Have a spoonful of pudding that cost 1,600 quid. 434 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:53,200 Thanks. 435 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:57,530 Hmm. 436 00:22:57,530 --> 00:22:59,270 Now what´s that taste? 437 00:22:59,270 --> 00:23:00,930 About 50 quid. 438 00:23:00,930 --> 00:23:02,530 Dundee marmalade. 439 00:23:02,530 --> 00:23:05,300 Strained, then spread on the bread and butter 440 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,600 before cooking. 441 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,970 Course. It´s magnificent. 442 00:23:10,970 --> 00:23:15,830 Um, your chef isn´t in at all, is he? 443 00:23:15,830 --> 00:23:17,930 Well, he didn´t know them really. 444 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:19,030 I dealt with them. 445 00:23:24,230 --> 00:23:26,400 You want the recipe? 446 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:30,500 Um...please. 447 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:33,530 Well, looks fine to me. 448 00:23:33,530 --> 00:23:34,800 Let´s go shopping first. 449 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,270 It´s the right time to book in. 450 00:23:36,270 --> 00:23:37,730 People are funny if you turn up late. 451 00:23:37,730 --> 00:23:41,130 All right, but I want to go shopping at some point. 452 00:23:41,130 --> 00:23:42,330 We will. 453 00:23:42,330 --> 00:23:44,000 Maybe we should stay somewhere else. 454 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,130 Oh, I don´t think we´ll find anywhere nicer. 455 00:23:47,130 --> 00:23:51,230 I mean us. You and me. 456 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:53,030 Maybe we should stay somewhere alone. 457 00:23:53,030 --> 00:23:55,730 Well, you know best, Maeve. 458 00:23:55,730 --> 00:23:57,930 It might be better. 459 00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:00,430 Did you notice anything 460 00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:02,030 particular about these ladies, sir? 461 00:24:02,030 --> 00:24:04,970 No. Just two old biddies. 462 00:24:04,970 --> 00:24:08,700 Very mumsey -- They were obsessed with what I ate. 463 00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:10,830 They told me off for using the microwave. 464 00:24:10,830 --> 00:24:13,630 And they gave me some fantastic bread and butter pudding. 465 00:24:13,630 --> 00:24:16,530 Did it have marmalade in it? 466 00:24:16,530 --> 00:24:19,370 Oh, come to think of it, yes, I suppose it did. 467 00:24:19,370 --> 00:24:21,130 Uh! 468 00:24:21,130 --> 00:24:22,530 What´s the matter? 469 00:24:22,530 --> 00:24:23,770 I´ve broken it. 470 00:24:23,770 --> 00:24:25,370 I don´t believe it. 471 00:24:25,370 --> 00:24:27,300 I can´t close the door, I can´t get anywhere. 472 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:31,600 Great. Have you got a telephone, sir? 473 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,600 Excuse me, can you give me some information 474 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,600 about opening an account here? 475 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,230 It´s just that my wife and I are very interested in the shop. 476 00:24:39,230 --> 00:24:42,070 The stuff´s so nice and we´d like to know how easy it is 477 00:24:42,070 --> 00:24:44,370 to open an account? 478 00:24:44,370 --> 00:24:47,670 We ought to get one of those orange sticker things, 479 00:24:47,670 --> 00:24:49,630 then we can park where we want. 480 00:24:49,630 --> 00:24:51,630 We have parked where we want. 481 00:24:51,630 --> 00:24:53,330 Yes, but when we want. 482 00:24:53,330 --> 00:24:54,970 Yes, that´s fine, we´ll take the details. 483 00:24:54,970 --> 00:24:56,370 Excuse me, I´ll be back in a minute. 484 00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:57,370 Please excuse me. Two secs... 485 00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:59,900 Did they pay for that? 486 00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:02,730 No. 487 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,630 Excuse me?! 488 00:25:09,630 --> 00:25:13,500 Come on. Come on! 489 00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:16,170 Oi, you! Stop! 490 00:25:16,170 --> 00:25:19,500 Come back! 491 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:36,170 Mr. Hume, could you let me have a copy of that bill of sale 492 00:25:36,170 --> 00:25:37,230 for the Volvo, please? 493 00:25:37,230 --> 00:25:39,070 - Yeah, sure. - Thanks. 494 00:25:56,530 --> 00:25:59,330 Any luck at the collator´s office? 495 00:25:59,330 --> 00:26:00,730 No. 496 00:26:00,730 --> 00:26:02,830 - Did you check missing persons? - Not yet. 497 00:26:02,830 --> 00:26:05,370 I think that´s where we´ll find them -- missing persons. 498 00:26:05,370 --> 00:26:07,600 Unattached and unencumbered old ladies 499 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,430 do not float round England any more than babies do. 500 00:26:10,430 --> 00:26:12,030 Somebody must be missing them? 501 00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:13,600 The question is who? 502 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,700 Well, they´re from round here. 503 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:16,930 They know the area. 504 00:26:16,930 --> 00:26:18,630 Do me a favor, will you go, 505 00:26:18,630 --> 00:26:21,270 and see what he´s done with that document? 506 00:26:21,270 --> 00:26:24,230 Certainly. 507 00:26:27,270 --> 00:26:30,270 - Henry? - Yes? 508 00:26:30,270 --> 00:26:32,630 I don´t know how to explain this. 509 00:26:32,630 --> 00:26:34,370 Something on your mind? 510 00:26:34,370 --> 00:26:38,070 Something like this perhaps? 511 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,530 I have a license. 512 00:26:41,530 --> 00:26:44,500 Not to carry it in the boot of your car, you don´t. 513 00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:49,270 Weren´t you shot once? Don´t you understand? 514 00:26:49,270 --> 00:26:51,570 Yes and no, in that order. 515 00:26:51,570 --> 00:26:54,030 Look, a gun is for the gun club. 516 00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:57,330 The boot of the car is for your shopping. 517 00:26:57,330 --> 00:27:00,130 Thank you. 518 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:05,230 Now, Detective Sergeant Cambridge 519 00:27:05,230 --> 00:27:07,430 will drive you back. 520 00:27:07,430 --> 00:27:09,600 Meantime, I´ll check with Barstock nick 521 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,630 on missing persons. 522 00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,170 You quite sure you wouldn´t prefer 523 00:27:12,170 --> 00:27:13,470 to drive him back yourself, sir? 524 00:27:13,470 --> 00:27:17,000 Positive. 525 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,570 Right. 526 00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:45,300 Mr. Coverly? 527 00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:46,800 Yes? 528 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,600 Hello, I´m Detective Inspector Crabbe. 529 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,970 You reported your sisters as missing. 530 00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:54,570 I wonder if I could ask you a few questions about that? 531 00:27:54,570 --> 00:27:56,370 Yes, of course. 532 00:28:01,170 --> 00:28:02,730 Did you make those? 533 00:28:02,730 --> 00:28:05,370 Of course, I learned from my mother. 534 00:28:05,370 --> 00:28:07,670 She was a great cook, our mum. 535 00:28:07,670 --> 00:28:09,700 They´re very good. 536 00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:14,300 What does bread and butter pudding mean to you? 537 00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:15,470 Harriet. 538 00:28:15,470 --> 00:28:17,300 She makes the best bread and butter pudding 539 00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:18,730 you´ve ever tasted. 540 00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:21,500 If you´ve found that, you´ve found my sisters, Mr Crabbe. 541 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,870 Um, I´m looking for two old ladies. 542 00:28:27,870 --> 00:28:30,800 I understand they cash their pensions here. 543 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:34,400 The Coverly sisters. 544 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,600 They´ve done it for years. 545 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,370 Well, except for the last few months. 546 00:28:37,370 --> 00:28:38,730 They´ve been traveling around. 547 00:28:38,730 --> 00:28:42,130 So where are they now? 548 00:28:42,130 --> 00:28:43,970 Couldn´t say. 549 00:28:43,970 --> 00:28:46,230 It´s a free country, mate. 550 00:28:49,530 --> 00:28:51,970 There. They´ll be back. 551 00:28:51,970 --> 00:28:53,070 How do you know? 552 00:28:53,070 --> 00:28:54,830 You can only do so many changes. 553 00:28:54,830 --> 00:28:57,030 Then you have to return to base, so to speak. 554 00:28:57,030 --> 00:28:58,230 Are you sure? 555 00:28:58,230 --> 00:29:00,970 Their time is up. I´ve got their new books. 556 00:29:00,970 --> 00:29:04,100 Smashing old dears. 557 00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:05,900 Do you know, they once brought us in a -- 558 00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:08,130 Yeah, I know, a bread and butter pudding. 559 00:29:08,130 --> 00:29:10,330 How did you know that? 560 00:29:31,830 --> 00:29:33,670 Ugh. 561 00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:08,800 I´ll take you in. 562 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,570 Thank you. 563 00:30:33,030 --> 00:30:35,500 Thank you. 564 00:30:37,930 --> 00:30:40,470 That´s twice. 565 00:30:40,470 --> 00:30:43,630 Yeah, so it is. 566 00:30:43,630 --> 00:30:47,770 And here´s a "please." 567 00:30:47,770 --> 00:30:49,370 Please? 568 00:30:49,370 --> 00:30:53,230 Would you help me on with that, please? 569 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,300 This? 570 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:03,070 Mm-hmm. 571 00:31:08,770 --> 00:31:11,400 What is it? 572 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,330 It´s an electronic stimulator for the nerves in my back. 573 00:31:15,330 --> 00:31:17,830 It, um, 574 00:31:17,830 --> 00:31:21,570 cuts down on the pain. 575 00:31:21,570 --> 00:31:24,500 I see. 576 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:47,430 Uh, you´ll have to put the jelly on first. 577 00:31:47,430 --> 00:31:49,400 It makes the contact. 578 00:31:53,730 --> 00:31:56,970 Oh. 579 00:32:31,830 --> 00:32:37,300 Forget it. I can´t feel. 580 00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:40,030 What is there to forget? 581 00:32:40,030 --> 00:32:43,570 That you´re beautiful. 582 00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:50,470 I´m a Detective Sergeant 583 00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:53,930 assigned to working with you, P.C. Lefebvre, temporarily. 584 00:32:56,930 --> 00:32:58,400 Is there anything else? 585 00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,600 Yeah, my whisky. 586 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,770 Ice? 587 00:33:14,770 --> 00:33:15,930 No. 588 00:33:15,930 --> 00:33:17,900 And the white tablets, the big ones there. See? 589 00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:36,070 You could always get me another bottle, 590 00:33:36,070 --> 00:33:37,570 there´s an offy down the road. 591 00:33:37,570 --> 00:33:40,870 I could. 592 00:33:40,870 --> 00:33:43,600 What good would it do? 593 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,970 Do you want one? 594 00:33:44,970 --> 00:33:47,000 No. 595 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,270 No, of course, what good would it do? 596 00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:54,600 If you keep on drinking and taking painkillers 597 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:58,030 at the same time, you will eventually kill yourself. 598 00:33:58,030 --> 00:34:01,400 Good. 599 00:34:04,030 --> 00:34:07,700 What am I, Sarge? Eh? 600 00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:09,900 I´m a crippled copper who gets stoned 601 00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:14,000 on whisky and prescription morphine, eh? 602 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,400 And it has to be this way? 603 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,370 Yes, apparently, yes! 604 00:34:21,370 --> 00:34:24,570 I didn´t choose this fate -- it chose me! 605 00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:28,070 And anyway, it´s not so much 606 00:34:28,070 --> 00:34:29,530 the length of it, it´s the depth. 607 00:34:29,530 --> 00:34:31,370 Sorry? 608 00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:34,900 It´s not so much how long I live, 609 00:34:34,900 --> 00:34:37,930 but what I feel when I´m alive. 610 00:34:37,930 --> 00:34:39,370 What I feel! 611 00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:42,600 Maybe this is true of us all. 612 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:48,230 But circumstances rather shoved it in my face. 613 00:34:53,730 --> 00:34:57,730 I´m very tired, Cambridge, I think you should go now. 614 00:35:16,270 --> 00:35:17,530 Whoa! 615 00:35:17,530 --> 00:35:19,430 Chef, that smells fantastic. 616 00:35:19,430 --> 00:35:22,100 - I should say so. - Right, coffee´s up. 617 00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:24,300 Can you call Margaret, Nicola? 618 00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:25,530 I hope you were taking notes. 619 00:35:25,530 --> 00:35:27,230 - So do I. - Yeah, of course. 620 00:35:27,230 --> 00:35:29,130 Bread and butter pudding for tomorrow´s lunch. 621 00:35:29,130 --> 00:35:30,970 You see the secret is to warm the marmalade, 622 00:35:30,970 --> 00:35:33,230 strain out the peel, and then spread it on the bread 623 00:35:33,230 --> 00:35:35,130 before you make the pudding -- bitter sweet. 624 00:35:35,130 --> 00:35:37,000 My grandmother used to put it on the plate. 625 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,570 Well, you kept that to yourself. 626 00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:41,900 You were too busy chasing foreign recipes to notice, chef. 627 00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:44,830 The romantics were prompted to travel to far off places 628 00:35:44,830 --> 00:35:46,330 in search of the unfamiliar. 629 00:35:46,330 --> 00:35:48,570 - Who´s romantic? - John. 630 00:35:48,570 --> 00:35:50,970 - Aw. - No I´m not. You are. 631 00:35:50,970 --> 00:35:52,270 That´s nice. 632 00:35:52,270 --> 00:35:53,600 Er, Margaret? 633 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:54,670 She´s just coming. 634 00:35:54,670 --> 00:35:56,070 She´s just seeing the last couple out. 635 00:35:56,070 --> 00:35:57,270 Is this a midnight feast? 636 00:35:57,270 --> 00:35:59,130 No, no, you´ve got to have pajamas on 637 00:35:59,130 --> 00:36:00,270 to have a midnight feast. 638 00:36:00,270 --> 00:36:01,770 I haven´t got any. 639 00:36:01,770 --> 00:36:04,770 Well, we´d best have a midnight feast then, eh. 640 00:36:04,770 --> 00:36:07,700 It´s hot. 641 00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:12,470 Good night. Thanks for coming. 642 00:36:12,470 --> 00:36:15,730 Bye. 643 00:36:21,970 --> 00:36:23,730 Cambridge. 644 00:36:23,730 --> 00:36:25,970 May I come in? 645 00:36:25,970 --> 00:36:29,570 What happened to P.C. Lefebvre? 646 00:36:29,570 --> 00:36:30,930 Oh, he got shot. 647 00:36:30,930 --> 00:36:33,170 Years ago, before you were on the job. 648 00:36:33,170 --> 00:36:35,930 How? 649 00:36:35,930 --> 00:36:40,270 It was tragic. He was on traffic. 650 00:36:40,270 --> 00:36:43,630 Pulled in a bloke for speeding, a man called Wisley. 651 00:36:43,630 --> 00:36:46,700 He produced a gun and shot him. 652 00:36:46,700 --> 00:36:48,700 Ian begged them to let him stay on, 653 00:36:48,700 --> 00:36:50,730 and, well, it was good for the image 654 00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:52,700 of the new caring force, you know. 655 00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:55,170 "We do not throw our policemen aside." 656 00:36:55,170 --> 00:36:58,330 In fact, some people have trouble leaving. 657 00:36:58,330 --> 00:37:03,430 Why is he so angry with me? 658 00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:07,570 Well, probably because you´re well in one piece. 659 00:37:07,570 --> 00:37:09,900 You´re right at the start of your career, 660 00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:13,130 and making a success. 661 00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:15,530 But you know, he´s got to allow people in. 662 00:37:15,530 --> 00:37:17,230 I mean, if you do anything for him, 663 00:37:17,230 --> 00:37:19,230 he immediately throws it back in your face. 664 00:37:19,230 --> 00:37:22,300 Many people are like that. Many policemen are like that. 665 00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:25,830 No, he´s different. He´s...empty. 666 00:37:25,830 --> 00:37:27,900 He says it´s a question of quality, 667 00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:30,270 and he sees his quality of life as poor. 668 00:37:30,270 --> 00:37:32,400 Well, you can see his point. 669 00:37:34,170 --> 00:37:35,970 But he doesn´t have to be that way. 670 00:37:35,970 --> 00:37:37,200 No, but it´s his problem. 671 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,970 He has to work it out for himself. 672 00:37:38,970 --> 00:37:41,830 That´s right. 673 00:37:41,830 --> 00:37:46,230 I mean, Henry was shot once. Look how normal he´s become. 674 00:37:48,530 --> 00:37:49,930 There we go, Chef. 675 00:37:49,930 --> 00:37:52,330 Aha, Now come on, Cambridge, cheer up. 676 00:37:52,330 --> 00:37:53,630 Bread and butter pudding. 677 00:37:53,630 --> 00:37:55,600 Thank you. 678 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,000 Substance...a postcard from the real world. 679 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,830 It looks very nice. 680 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:03,470 Still not right. 681 00:38:03,470 --> 00:38:07,370 I don´t know. 682 00:38:07,370 --> 00:38:11,400 This is not as good as theirs. 683 00:38:28,470 --> 00:38:30,530 Why me? It´s always me. 684 00:38:30,530 --> 00:38:34,470 Why me? it´s always me. 685 00:38:36,530 --> 00:38:37,770 Good evening. 686 00:38:37,770 --> 00:38:40,830 In a bit of a hurry, aren´t we, sir? 687 00:38:40,830 --> 00:38:41,970 Good evening. 688 00:38:41,970 --> 00:38:44,270 Can I see your license, please? 689 00:38:44,270 --> 00:38:46,300 Yeah, sorry about that. 690 00:39:04,770 --> 00:39:07,070 Ah! 691 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,870 Ah! 692 00:39:23,430 --> 00:39:26,800 Oh, um...all right! 693 00:39:34,630 --> 00:39:36,100 We fixed your car. 694 00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:37,700 Oh. 695 00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:39,800 No charge. 696 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,170 Oh, thanks. Thanks a lot. 697 00:39:42,170 --> 00:39:43,970 What time is it? 698 00:39:43,970 --> 00:39:46,330 7:30. I was on my way to work. 699 00:39:46,330 --> 00:39:47,870 Oh. 700 00:39:47,870 --> 00:39:49,870 Look, I´ve got someone waiting for me. 701 00:39:49,870 --> 00:39:51,800 Mind how you go with that motor, eh? 702 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,670 Yeah, yeah, thanks, yeah. 703 00:39:54,670 --> 00:39:57,970 Listen, um... 704 00:39:57,970 --> 00:40:00,130 thanks again, yeah? 705 00:40:09,070 --> 00:40:10,070 Morning, sir. 706 00:40:10,070 --> 00:40:11,370 Have we swapped offices? 707 00:40:11,370 --> 00:40:13,530 No, I just wanted to get your attention first 708 00:40:13,530 --> 00:40:15,400 before your phone started ringing. 709 00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,670 So you have it. Found the Twirlies? 710 00:40:17,670 --> 00:40:21,470 Yes, sir. The Coverly sisters. 711 00:40:21,470 --> 00:40:25,430 Harriet and Florence -- spinsters of this parish. 712 00:40:25,430 --> 00:40:28,930 We´ve even found their companions in crime, too. 713 00:40:31,070 --> 00:40:35,370 Maeve Cormack. Born April 29, 1960. 714 00:40:35,370 --> 00:40:39,400 She´s got more form than Red Rum. 715 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,470 73 arrests. 716 00:40:42,470 --> 00:40:45,200 Theft from shops, 717 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,430 using stolen checks, using stolen credit cards. 718 00:40:47,430 --> 00:40:49,400 Possession of stolen goods, you name it. 719 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,370 73 arrests? She´s not learned much. 720 00:40:51,370 --> 00:40:53,630 Oh, on the contrary, sir, I think she has. 721 00:40:53,630 --> 00:40:55,300 She´s learned how to use people. 722 00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:56,430 Really. 723 00:40:56,430 --> 00:40:58,630 Sidney Ruff, for example. 724 00:40:58,630 --> 00:41:00,930 He cashed some stolen checks for her. 725 00:41:00,930 --> 00:41:02,600 He ended up going away for it 726 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:03,800 for three months. 727 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,200 Interestingly enough, 728 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,470 Sidney was the old ladies´ lodger. 729 00:41:09,370 --> 00:41:11,200 So, Maeve is using the Twirlies 730 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,230 to front her stolen check books and credit cards. 731 00:41:14,230 --> 00:41:15,430 Exactly. 732 00:41:15,430 --> 00:41:17,470 Have you pinched them? 733 00:41:17,470 --> 00:41:19,630 Not yet, we hope to today, sir. 734 00:41:19,630 --> 00:41:21,870 Good. Better get on with it, then. 735 00:41:21,870 --> 00:41:26,300 Hmm, I checked our copy 736 00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:29,330 of P.C. Lefebvre´s Firearms Certificate, this morning. 737 00:41:29,330 --> 00:41:31,630 You were up early. 738 00:41:31,630 --> 00:41:33,030 You know, he´s got four pistols. 739 00:41:33,030 --> 00:41:34,600 So? I´d have thought shooting was 740 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,700 a good choice of sport given his circumstances. 741 00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:39,370 I found this one 742 00:41:39,370 --> 00:41:41,030 in the boot of his car. 743 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,870 It´s quite safe, of course, 744 00:41:50,870 --> 00:41:53,370 but I can´t say the same for the other three. 745 00:41:53,370 --> 00:41:55,130 We did too much, you know. 746 00:41:55,130 --> 00:41:57,700 We made such a performance over him. 747 00:41:57,700 --> 00:42:00,100 Queens Police Medal, insurance payouts, pensions, the works. 748 00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:02,530 You´ve seen that car he drives. He´s got everything. 749 00:42:02,530 --> 00:42:04,330 Not quite everything, sir. 750 00:42:04,330 --> 00:42:07,800 All he had to do was go somewhere quiet and enjoy it. 751 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,700 But would he? No. 752 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:12,870 I can hardly show him the door. 753 00:42:12,870 --> 00:42:16,470 He hangs around here like an uninvited guest at a wedding. 754 00:42:16,470 --> 00:42:20,470 So why the sudden urgency to attach him to ClD? 755 00:42:20,470 --> 00:42:23,170 Wisley starts his parole today. 756 00:42:23,170 --> 00:42:26,530 Wisley? The man who shot him? 757 00:42:26,530 --> 00:42:28,300 Yes. 758 00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:32,000 Oh, thanks. 759 00:42:34,130 --> 00:42:36,270 Thanks a lot. 760 00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:50,230 Hello, Ian. 761 00:42:50,230 --> 00:42:51,930 I thought you were supposed to be on duty? 762 00:42:51,930 --> 00:42:53,330 I called in sick. 763 00:42:53,330 --> 00:42:55,630 Oh, yeah? So what are you doing here? 764 00:42:55,630 --> 00:42:59,170 You know very well what I´m doing here, Henry. 765 00:42:59,170 --> 00:43:02,100 I´ve come to see Wisley regain his freedom. 766 00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:04,000 Come on, Ian. You don´t have time for that. 767 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,030 Don´t I? 768 00:43:05,030 --> 00:43:07,770 No, neither do I. 769 00:43:07,770 --> 00:43:10,270 Now come on, I need your help in the High Street. 770 00:43:10,270 --> 00:43:11,400 I´m busy. 771 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,230 Right now. 772 00:43:16,230 --> 00:43:19,470 Look, you begged the force to keep you on. 773 00:43:19,470 --> 00:43:20,800 So they let you. 774 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,600 So, are you going to come and do this work now, 775 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,530 or are you going to sit here the rest of your life 776 00:43:24,530 --> 00:43:25,830 feeling sorry for yourself? 777 00:43:25,830 --> 00:43:28,900 I was kept on because there was advantage in it. 778 00:43:28,900 --> 00:43:31,370 Political advantage. 779 00:43:31,370 --> 00:43:34,600 I´m a weapon in the publicity war. 780 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,430 Yeah, well, we all make our bargains, mate. 781 00:43:37,430 --> 00:43:40,670 Now are you going to come 782 00:43:40,670 --> 00:43:43,000 and do the job, or what? 783 00:43:45,530 --> 00:43:47,070 There he is. 784 00:43:49,730 --> 00:43:52,670 Scot-free. 785 00:43:52,670 --> 00:43:55,900 Five years, then it´s over. 786 00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:57,070 Is that just? 787 00:43:57,070 --> 00:43:58,400 No. 788 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,430 No. If I could walk out that gate too, that´d be just. 789 00:44:01,430 --> 00:44:04,130 Released. Game over. 790 00:44:07,670 --> 00:44:09,930 And is that your devil? 791 00:44:09,930 --> 00:44:12,600 He took away my legs. 792 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,500 He didn´t take your brain. 793 00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:17,430 Now come on, I need your help, Ian. 794 00:44:17,430 --> 00:44:20,000 You´ve got to forget about Wisley. 795 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,100 Forget? 796 00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:22,230 Insofar as you can, 797 00:44:22,230 --> 00:44:24,330 yes, you´ve got to put him out of your mind. 798 00:44:24,330 --> 00:44:26,330 Now come on, turn that key. 799 00:44:34,230 --> 00:44:36,170 Good man. 800 00:45:12,630 --> 00:45:15,530 What time is it? 801 00:45:15,530 --> 00:45:18,030 12:15. 802 00:45:18,030 --> 00:45:20,970 Do you think they close for lunch in there? 803 00:45:20,970 --> 00:45:23,530 What, am I an habitué of pension queues? 804 00:45:23,530 --> 00:45:25,870 Now don´t go soft on me, Ian. 805 00:45:25,870 --> 00:45:27,170 As if I would. 806 00:45:27,170 --> 00:45:29,300 So what´s the plan, boss? 807 00:45:31,730 --> 00:45:33,430 Spread out. 808 00:45:33,430 --> 00:45:36,170 Okey-dokey. 809 00:46:13,670 --> 00:46:15,100 Get off. 810 00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:18,030 Police, Maeve. 811 00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:28,830 You´re nicked. 812 00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:34,530 What are you doing? 813 00:46:34,530 --> 00:46:36,130 Sorting these. 814 00:46:36,130 --> 00:46:38,970 Which ones we´ve used, which ones we haven´t. 815 00:46:41,100 --> 00:46:42,100 Flo. 816 00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:43,600 Yes, dear? 817 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,070 What will become of us? 818 00:46:45,070 --> 00:46:46,600 In what sense? 819 00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:47,730 This is wrong. 820 00:46:47,730 --> 00:46:50,000 Mummy and Daddy wouldn´t have liked it. 821 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,800 There isn´t much Mummy and Daddy 822 00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,400 would recognize now. 823 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:58,400 But they´d recognize us. And they´d say it was wrong. 824 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,230 Well, Tatsie, nothing lasts forever -- 825 00:47:01,230 --> 00:47:02,930 especially at our age. 826 00:47:02,930 --> 00:47:05,300 But we shouldn´t do this. 827 00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:07,830 It´s too late for regrets now, dear. 828 00:47:07,830 --> 00:47:09,830 Much too late. The die is cast. 829 00:47:19,230 --> 00:47:20,300 Hello. 830 00:47:20,300 --> 00:47:22,600 There are plenty of other seats. 831 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,770 I know, but I particularly wanted 832 00:47:24,770 --> 00:47:26,430 to talk to you two ladies. 833 00:47:26,430 --> 00:47:27,670 What about? 834 00:47:27,670 --> 00:47:29,300 Cooking. 835 00:47:29,300 --> 00:47:30,900 You see, I´m a man who wants to know 836 00:47:30,900 --> 00:47:33,000 a really good recipe for bread and butter pudding. 837 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,800 Bread and butter pudding? 838 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,470 Yes. 839 00:47:36,470 --> 00:47:38,830 How are you doing it? 840 00:47:38,830 --> 00:47:40,900 Well, I cut the crusts off, then I spread the bread with butter 841 00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:42,370 and strained marmalade, 842 00:47:42,370 --> 00:47:46,330 and then I sprinkle sultanas and sugar on top and then bake. 843 00:47:46,330 --> 00:47:47,570 Full cream milk? 844 00:47:47,570 --> 00:47:48,800 Oh, naturally. 845 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:49,970 Vanilla sugar? 846 00:47:52,630 --> 00:47:54,530 Of course. 847 00:47:54,530 --> 00:47:56,330 Vanilla sugar. 848 00:47:56,330 --> 00:47:58,600 See, I knew I was missing something. 849 00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:00,630 It´s our mother´s recipe. 850 00:48:00,630 --> 00:48:04,830 I know. I had a version of it from your brother, Jack. 851 00:48:04,830 --> 00:48:09,500 You are the Miss Coverlys, I presume? 852 00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:11,370 Because, you know, he´s very worried about you. 853 00:48:11,370 --> 00:48:12,770 And you are? 854 00:48:12,770 --> 00:48:14,670 Detective Inspector Crabbe. 855 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:22,100 Unfortunately. 856 00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:24,800 Subtitling made possible by Acorn Media 58692

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