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We're serious. You giris pick the restaurant.
Balki and I will take you to dinner.
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Money is no object.
- You heard that right.
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When Larry and Balki go first
class, they eat the whole hog.
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You guys must be pretty sure
Mr. Twinkacetti's going to give you a raise.
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Oh, he'll give us a raise. Cousin
Larry put it in very uncertain terms.
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Mm-hm. After the little talk
I had with him yesterday...
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...it's in the bag.
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Hmm. I was good.
No, no, I was great.
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I told him that when he walked
through that door today...
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...I wanted an answer, and
it had better be the right one.
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Good morning, Mr. Twinkacetti.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Mr. Twinkacetti?
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Isn't there something
you want to tell us?
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Yeah, get to work.
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Well, look at the
time. We'd better go.
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Bye.
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Bye-bye.
- Bye.
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Cousin, we're not going to let him
do that to us, are you?
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No.
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No, we're not. We're
gonna clear this up right now.
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Mr. Twinkacetti, we
need to talk about our raise.
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Yeah, I promised I'd have
an answer for you, didn't I?
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You're darned tooting.
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Yeah, well, I'm a
man of my word. No raise.
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Well, I guess
we're snookered.
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Hey, would you...?
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What?
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Mr. Twinkacetti, we are
overworked and underpaid.
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I know you're overworked.
I'm not insensitive.
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That's why I hired a new guy
to help you out.
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Wait a minute. If you can't
afford to give us a raise...
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...how can you afford
to hire a new man?
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Ah, simple economics. It's
the, uh, trickle-down theory.
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See, the money I'm gonna pay the new guy
will be trickling out of your salary.
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Sorry.
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All right.
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All right, Twinkacetti,
you pushed me too far.
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Every day you
insult me and I take it.
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Well, I'm not
gonna take it anymore.
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There are a million jobs better than this.
There are a million bosses better than you.
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I quit.
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I quit too.
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I appreciate your loyalty, and I understand
you're willing to make a sacrifice...
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...but you don't have to quit
just because I quit.
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Yes, I do.
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We're a team. We
should be together.
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Of course you should stay
together. You share a brain.
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Mr. Twinkacetti...
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...you can't talk to Cousin
Larry and me like that anymore.
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Like the great Nancy Sinatra said,
"These boots were made for walking."
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Fine, walk. Who needs you?
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Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
Well, who needs you?
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Ha!
- Ha-ha!
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Ha!
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That felt pretty good.
- Well, you can say that again.
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Ha! Ha.
- Ha-ha!
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Now what do we do?
- I don't know.
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Ah. Ha.
- Ah-ha.
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Tomorrow we go
out and get new jobs.
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In America, you can do
anything you want to do.
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You just have to
set your sights high.
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Could I be chief justice
of the Supreme Court?
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Lower, Balki.
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Could I be chief justice...
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...of the Supreme Court?
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Fat Marsha's?
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This can't be the place.
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Well, this is the address
the employment agency gave us.
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This place doesn't have
a management program.
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A methadone program, maybe.
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Okay, we train for that.
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Cousin, come on, face it.
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We're going to have to
chew the bullet on this one.
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It's been two
weeks, the rent is due...
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...and I haven't heard back
from the Supreme Court.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Uh, we were supposed
to meet a Ms. Manning.
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That's me, Fat Marsha.
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You don't look fat, Fat Marsha.
- Well, thank you, sweetie.
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I used to weigh 300 pounds...
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...but when I opened this
place, I lost my appetite.
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Ah.
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Now I'm having
the time of my life.
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You boys here
about the jobs...
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...or are you answering my ad
in the personals?
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We're... We're
here about the jobs.
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My name is Balki Bartokomous,
and this is my cousin Larry Appleton.
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Hey, you're cute.
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Uh...
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Well, I think there's been a mistake.
- No, you're cute, all right.
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And you're not so bad yourself.
Where are you from?
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Oh, I'm from Mypos. But I
can still work here, can't I?
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Well, of course you can, darling.
I'm an equal-opportunity employer.
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Well, I'm an equal opportunity.
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Well, the employment office sent us here
for management-trainee positions...
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...but I'm sure they
gave us the wrong address.
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Ah, no mistake.
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My other management trainees quit.
They were, uh, worn out.
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I'll get you a
couple of uniforms.
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Well, no, actually, we were
really looking for something...
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...with career-advancement opportunities.
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Well, don't worry, cutie.
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I got a feeling you're
gonna advance real fast.
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She's got a nice smile.
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Then you put the
burger on the bun...
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...the bun on the plate.
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Then you take the ticket
from the wheel...
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...and you place them both
on the counter.
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And then you ring the bell.
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Ring the bell.
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I like your spirit, Balki.
- Oh.
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Hmm.
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And you have nice
firm handwriting.
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Do you ever arm-wrestle naked?
- Oh.
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No. That would be cheating.
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Cheating?
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I like that.
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Here. Put these on.
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No. Like this.
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Need a hand, honey?
- No, I got it.
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Oh. There's something about a man
in uniform that drives me crazy.
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Mm... I'll see you boys
in a couple of hours.
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I'm gonna go pump some iron.
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Oh, cousin, you're
not going to believe this.
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I already don't believe this.
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It's a humongous can of tuna.
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00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:05,497
I'll bet Charlie and his
whole family are in here.
128
00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:09,802
Yes, I bet they are.
- And look at this.
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A message center.
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00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,170
And this.
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A bell system.
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I can't wait to
write home about this.
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Balki, wake up
and smell the roach spray.
134
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This place is one step away
from being condemned.
135
00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:33,154
Well, in Mypos, this
is a five-star restaurant.
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This is the best offer
we've had in two weeks.
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All right, all right.
Let's try to make the best of it.
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Okay. Uh, I want be the cook.
- No.
139
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No, I want... Because
then I get to ring the bell.
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Balki, I'll be the cook,
you be the waiter.
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I want be the cook.
- No.
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I want be the cook.
- You can't be the cook.
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Balki, please.
144
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All right, you can be the cook.
- Okay.
145
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Why am I arguing about
the level of my humiliation?
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See?
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Balki.
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How's that chilidog coming?
- Oh.
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BALKl:
Mm-hm.
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Ready to go.
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Need beans to feed
the baby. Yeah, baby.
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There you are.
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May I help you?
- Yeah.
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Last time I was in here,
the meat loaf was gritty.
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It tasted like sawdust...
156
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...and the gravy was a
kind of greenish-brown stuff.
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What's it like today?
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Pretty much the same.
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Give me a double order.
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And you have an
order of fries coming.
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Double order of meat loaf.
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Oh, and, uh, I'm
missing an order of fries.
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I don't see an
order of fries.
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I forgot to put it up.
I just need an order of fries.
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If it's not on the wheel,
you don't get a meal.
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I just made that up.
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French fries.
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I love this machine. It does shrimp too.
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Balki, we don't serve shrimp.
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Yes, I know, but if we did,
this little baby would fry their little tails off.
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Are these ready?
- Well, almost. Okey-dokey.
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Now, we got two
Blackhawk Burgers...
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...and one Puck Burger...
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...and three Slap-Shot Slaws.
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Balki, I can see the orders.
Do you have to ring the bell?
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I have to ring the bell.
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Okay.
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We got two Blackhawks with slaw...
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...and one Puck with slaw.
180
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Your french fries are coming.
Your meat loaf will be out in a sec.
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It's soaking.
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Anybody need anything?
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No.
- Good.
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Balki, this job is a breeze.
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I think I'll bring in
a little TV tomorrow.
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00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,652
Balki, what are you doing?
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I'm putting 25
patties on the grill.
188
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Marsha told me to do that
for the 4:00 rush.
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She also told me she's
taking me to Club Med...
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...but you don't see me packing.
191
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You got vacation already?
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No. Balki, I mean, it's 4:00 now.
You're looking at the rush.
193
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Well, no, cousin, Marsha told me
there was going to be a rush.
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Ah, Balki, come here.
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Come on. Look outside.
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Okay? Do you see a rush?
197
00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:04,562
I see a big herd of people coming
across the street from the stadium.
198
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,965
Oh, my Lord. There
must have been a game today.
199
00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:14,044
Cousin, they're pulling the
parking meters out of the ground.
200
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,980
There must have
been a hockey game.
201
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That was the worst
game I've ever seen.
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Hey, hey, I haven't ordered yet.
- All right, yes. Who had the Puck Burger?
203
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Where is my chilidog?
- I don't know. Here, have a Puck Burger.
204
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Hurry up. What's wrong with you?
205
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What's going on?
- Hey! When are you gonna take my order?
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Yeah, I'm a little
busy right now. Yeah, right.
207
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,755
Balki, what are you doing?
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I lost my place on the wheel.
209
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Pat Sajak makes it look so easy.
- All right.
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Balki. Balki. Don't
go to pieces on me now.
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I need you. I
need... Be here for me.
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I will.
- All right, come on.
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All right, all we've gotta do
is put these things together here.
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I'll just put them together.
Everything will be fine.
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We're just gonna get these fries
and they'll all be ordered.
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If we put the fries and all
of the... We're gonna be fine.
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Balki, Balki, Balki.
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Are you with me, buddy?
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Yes, I am.
- All right. All right.
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Hey.
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I'd like to eat while I
still have my teeth. Yeah.
222
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All right, here we go. Coming...
- I'm still waiting for my chilidog.
223
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It's coming, it's coming.
You'll be amazed how fast it comes.
224
00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:53,037
Okay, you have the
Blackhawk Burgers and the Puck Pups.
225
00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:57,478
I still haven't ordered yet.
- Well, I ordered for you.
226
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Who do I have to kill
to get a chilidog around here?
227
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:08,183
Uh, it's ready right now.
I'll get it. I'm gonna get it.
228
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:12,057
Balki. Balki, I need
a chilidog desperately.
229
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:13,858
Well, cousin,
we're out of chili.
230
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,365
What do you mean?
We can't be out of chili.
231
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Well, but... Well, it...
My chili happens to be very popular.
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Balki, there is a man
over there who will kill me...
233
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...if I don't give him
a chilidog right now.
234
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,208
Well, we're out of chili.
- We can't be.
235
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:30,473
I don't know what to tell you.
Read my lips, we're out of...
236
00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:31,673
Hey, bozos.
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Hi.
- Hi.
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00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,716
I still don't
have my chilidog.
239
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:39,522
Coming.
240
00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:41,784
Is that him?
- Yes, yes, that's him.
241
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,293
Well, then I suggest we find some chili.
- Okay, okay.
242
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:48,126
Okay, we have to tell...
- Okay, okay.
243
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:51,394
What is it?
- Well, I found something.
244
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:55,631
What is it?
- It looks something like chili.
245
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,002
It's green.
246
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:00,969
I'm waiting.
247
00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,841
Close enough.
248
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:18,156
There you go.
249
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:21,959
Uh, this was supposed to be to go.
- Right, yes, of course.
250
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:28,499
Here you go. On the house.
251
00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:35,675
Watch where you're
walking, jerk face.
252
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:39,249
Hey, how would you like me
to walk on your face, dirt ball?
253
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:42,012
Now, who you calling a
dirt ball, you jerk face?
254
00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:44,951
You, horse breath.
Fight!
255
00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:54,029
We have a very strict
no fighting policy.
256
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,040
Okay, break it up.
257
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:15,178
Put them down. Carefully.
258
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,685
Well, these two
hockey pucks started it.
259
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,521
Out. Now.
260
00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:26,391
Are we still on for tonight?
- Are we still on for tonight?
261
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,396
I'll let you know.
262
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,726
L... I can explain everything.
263
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:35,499
Well, there's nothing to explain.
It's always like this during hockey season.
264
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:38,942
You okay, honeybunch?
- Well...
265
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,708
Well, you okay, Balki?
266
00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:45,213
Well, I got a little something
in my eye, but I...
267
00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:49,384
Well, good, because I was afraid
you had broken something important.
268
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:50,681
No, no.
269
00:19:56,361 --> 00:20:00,491
L... l... I think she just
invited me to Club Med.
270
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:24,345
Why were those
dogs chasing us?
271
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,549
Because we smell
like cheap hamburger.
272
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:37,063
You smell like
cheap hamburger. L...
273
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:40,064
I'm not sure what I smell like.
274
00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:42,101
I can't believe it.
275
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:43,901
We actually managed to find jobs...
276
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,203
...that are worse
than working for Twinkacetti.
277
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:49,211
Oh, cousin, it
wasn't all that bad.
278
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:52,009
"Wasn't all that bad"?
279
00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:55,543
Balki, we spent the day
feeding tainted meat...
280
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:58,417
...to homicidal hockey fans.
281
00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:04,527
Not to mention being sexually harassed
by the Amazing Colossal Woman.
282
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,993
What job could be worse?
283
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:10,097
Well, what about that lady
I saw on televisi�n...
284
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,863
...that has to check the
waistbands on men's underwear?
285
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:21,110
What I meant was we should have
taken the pay cut...
286
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,611
...and stayed
with Twinkacetti.
287
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:34,457
Oh, Mr. And Mrs. Twinkacetti.
288
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:37,618
I know rent is due. We don't get paid
until the end of the week.
289
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:41,562
Don't worry about that, boys.
I just found out why you quit.
290
00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:44,429
Donald has something
he wants to say.
291
00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:46,537
Speak, Donald.
292
00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:52,101
I'd, uh, like you to
come back to work for me.
293
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:54,842
Well, uh, what happened
to the new man?
294
00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:57,311
He's history.
Tell them why, Donald.
295
00:21:57,783 --> 00:21:59,512
That bum was stealing me blind.
296
00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:03,519
Now, you two are losers,
but at least you're honest losers.
297
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,249
High praise indeed.
298
00:22:07,926 --> 00:22:11,123
Well, Mr. Twinkacetti, we would love
to come back and work for you...
299
00:22:11,296 --> 00:22:13,821
...but it's not possible,
because we've got new jobs...
300
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:17,196
...and we're management trainees,
and we're advancing rather rapidly.
301
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:19,667
Balki.
- Uh... Uh...
302
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:23,831
On the other hand, every
management trainee has his price.
303
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:27,437
Yes, yes, I see.
304
00:22:32,217 --> 00:22:34,583
But we'd be willing
to hear your offer.
305
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,516
Make them an offer, Donald.
306
00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:40,618
I was just gonna
do that, sweetheart.
307
00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:44,091
Uh, let's say, same job,
same pay, no hard feelings.
308
00:22:44,262 --> 00:22:45,286
What do you say?
309
00:22:52,270 --> 00:22:55,330
Let's say we get the raise
we should've got in the first place...
310
00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:56,667
...you pay us overtime...
311
00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:59,072
...and we never hear
the word "losers" again.
312
00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:04,242
Donald says yes.
313
00:23:09,287 --> 00:23:12,051
Can I go now? I
still got dishes to do.
314
00:23:13,825 --> 00:23:15,122
Of course, dear.
315
00:23:15,293 --> 00:23:16,851
It's nice to have you back, boys.
316
00:23:17,028 --> 00:23:20,589
Thank you.
- Oh. Thank you, Mrs. Twinkacetti.
317
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:24,364
Do yourselves a favor.
318
00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:26,267
Burn these clothes.
319
00:23:28,707 --> 00:23:30,698
Bye-bye.
- Bye.
320
00:23:32,844 --> 00:23:34,744
How do you like that, Balki?
321
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,677
We got our jobs back.
- Yeah.
322
00:23:37,983 --> 00:23:39,974
Ah.
323
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,615
Why don't we feel happy?
324
00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:46,756
Maybe because we're going back
to the crummy jobs...
325
00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:48,358
...we hated two weeks ago.
326
00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:51,556
That's a good
point, a very good point.
327
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:54,528
Well, this is one
way to look at it:
328
00:23:54,699 --> 00:23:56,690
We're not going
to have those jobs forever.
329
00:23:56,868 --> 00:23:59,996
You came to Chicago to be a
photographer, and you will be.
330
00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:01,734
Yeah.
331
00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:05,536
And you didn't travel thousands of miles
to be a clerk in a discount store.
332
00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:07,041
Yeah.
333
00:24:07,212 --> 00:24:10,113
Someday I'll graduate from
night school and I'll go to college.
334
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,306
Yeah.
335
00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:14,043
Then we can tell Twinkacetti
what to do with our jobs...
336
00:24:14,219 --> 00:24:15,379
...and we can mean it.
337
00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:17,215
Yeah.
338
00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:22,122
Cousin, I'm getting happy.
Do you know what I feel coming on?
339
00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:25,494
A dance of joy?
- Yes.
340
00:24:25,544 --> 00:24:30,094
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