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? Last week on
Perfect Strangers.
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I have great news.
We're going skiing.
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No way are you getting me
up on that mountain.
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Hi, Larry. Ready
to hit the slopes?
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As soon as we get up there, I'll insist
we go for one run before the lifts close.
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Then, after about 100 yards,
I'll fall in a soft spot, fake an injury...
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...spend the rest of the weekend
getting sympathy from Jennifer.
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Well, in Mypos, we've have a saying.
It says, "He who lies...
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...falls into a deep pit."
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I'm skiing. Ooh!
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We slide down the
wrong side of the mountain...
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...wander around for two hours,
and now we're stuck in this cabin...
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...with the giris
for the whole night.
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You don't have
to thank me now.
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I think we just
had an earthquake.
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They don't have earthquakes in Wisconsin.
It was probably just an avalanche.
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Avalanche?
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BALKl:
Cousin Larry!
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Oh, cousin, we're buried alive.
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Not for long.
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Very soon we'll all be dead.
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We're trapped.
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Exactly what do
you mean, "trapped"?
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She means the cabin is buried
under tons of snow...
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...and we can't get out unless
we have an out-of-body experience.
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I was afraid that's what she meant.
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All right, all
right. Let's not panic.
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What are we going to do?
- We're gonna die.
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I don't wanna die.
I wanna leave, now.
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Jennifer, you can't go anywhere.
- Out of my way, blondie.
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Jennifer, Jennifer. Don't
talk to your friend like that.
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If we're going to meet our
maker, we got to make nice.
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All right. Balki's right.
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Let's try to accept
our fate with dignity.
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I don't wanna go out with
dignity. I don't wanna go out.
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Won't the ski
patrol find us?
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Jennifer, a mountain just fell on us.
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They won't find our bodies
until after the spring thaw.
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What are you doing?
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Well, just because I'm gonna die
doesn't mean I have to look bad.
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Larry, can't you think of a way
to get us out of here?
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I will.
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I will.
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There has got to be a way.
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I am going to find
a way out of here.
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Larry, there is
no way out of here.
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Balki, she's right.
There's no way out of here.
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We are going to die.
- Cousin, you're being a little negative.
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Really?
- Now, let's look at the good side.
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We're still alive. We
have blankets to keep us warm.
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We have the sun in the morning
and the moon at night.
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We have a nice
roof to keep us dry.
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The roof is going to collapse.
- So much for staying dry.
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Oh, Mary Ann.
- Oh, Jennifer.
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Oh, Balki.
- Oh, please.
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Listen, forget your troubles.
Come on, get happy.
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You've got to chase
all your cares away.
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Balki has a plan. Come on.
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I knew you'd think of something.
You know, you are brilliant.
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You are. You are. You
are very good under pressure.
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No, I am glad you're here.
- Ah...
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Now, what's the plan?
- I don't have a plan.
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We have got to have a plan.
- Well, I'll think of a plan.
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When?
- Well, l...
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When will you think of a plan?
- Stop blowing on me. I'm not a dandelion.
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Hi.
- Hi.
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Is anything wrong?
- Oh-oh-oh. Wrong? No.
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Nope, no. Uh...
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Why don't you giris entertain yourselves
and we'll get right back to you?
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Because we... We have a very,
very complicated plan...
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...and we need to work out
the very fine details.
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They're going to be very
disappointed, aren't they?
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No, I don't think so.
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Why not?
- Because I just thought of a plan.
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You did? What's the plan?
- We're going to dig a tunnel out of here.
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That's the plan? We're going
to dig a tunnel through the snow?
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That is correct.
- Balki...
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...if we dig a tunnel, it'll collapse
and we will be crushed to death.
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All right, here's the plan.
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Watch it. I asked you
to keep it on the paper.
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We don't wanna make a mess.
- You're expecting guests?
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Hammer.
- Hammer.
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Balki, I don't understand.
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How can you whistle
at a time like this?
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I enjoy my work.
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Aren't you afraid?
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Oh, cousin. Of
course, I'm afraid.
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But a wise man once said,
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself."
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That was President Roosevelt.
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He said it too?
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He must have heard
it from my father.
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My father taught me
how to deal with fear.
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He said, "You take that fear
and you mush it into a ball...
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...and you put
it in your pocket.
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And then you know where it is,
and it can't hurt you."
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Put your fear
in your pocket?
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Yes, cousin, you just mush it up
and put it in a ball...
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...and put it in your
pocket, just like this.
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Take this, put
it in your pocket.
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Well, it's right
where I want it.
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Hah...
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Cave-in. Crawl
for your life!
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Feet in the bucket, feet in
the bucket, feet in the bucket.
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Feet in the bucket, feet in
the bucket, feet in the bucket.
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Cousin? Cousin. Come back.
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You know, it wasn't
a cave-in after all.
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It just was a bit of snow
falling from the ceiling.
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Balki, a little bit of snow
falling from the ceiling is a cave-in.
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Well, the tunnel didn't close up.
It's... It's still open.
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Look. See?
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Right.
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Well, I guess we should... We
should go back and keep digging, huh?
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Yeah.
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What have we got
to lose? Let's go.
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The giris are depending on us.
- It's our only chance.
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Okay? Here we go.
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Yes, sir, we're moving now.
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Balki.
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I'm sorry I got
you into this mess.
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You tried to warn me,
but I wouldn't listen.
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Can you forgive me?
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Oh, cousin. Of course, I can.
I always forgive you.
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You're my family.
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You took me in, you taught
me American ways and culture.
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If it wasn't for you,
I wouldn't be where I am today.
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Thanks. Balki, I
feel bad enough as it is.
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Oh, cousin. We've been
through fat and thin together.
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We can lick this.
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Yeah. Guess we've made
a pretty good team, haven't we?
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You got that right.
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Except for this ski
trip, it's been great.
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Come on, let's get back to work.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
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Onward and upward.
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Oh, cousin. I had no
idea we had come so far.
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I'm exhausted.
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Balki. Balki, Balki. We're gonna have to start
bearing a little bit to the right.
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Oh, no, no, no.
- Yes.
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Yes.
- Cousin, we have to go to the left.
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No, we're gonna...
To the right. We're gonna...
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Cousin, cousin. Shh, shh.
- Lf we want to... All right.
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How many times
have you dug a tunnel?
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Ah... Eh!
- How many? How many? How many times?
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How many times have you dug a tunnel?
- Three.
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Through the snow?
- None.
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None? As in zero? As in never, ever,
have you dug a tunnel through the snow?
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That is correct.
- All right, there you go.
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Balki, I am from Wisconsin.
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I have been digging
tunnels through snow since I was 5.
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I am going to lead, and we are
gonna start bearing to the right.
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Switch places. Come on, switch.
- Oh...
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You know, Jennifer, I know
we're gonna get out of here...
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...but just in case we don't,
I'm glad you're my best friend...
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...and there's no one else
I'd rather die with.
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Thank you.
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Get ready to catch some snow.
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This mountain isn't
gonna know what hit it.
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Cousin, you're a lean, mean,
digging machine.
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Okay. Balki. Balki. I found it.
- You found a way out?
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No, I found my ChapStick.
I lost it in the avalanche. Mm...
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Cousin, we've been digging for hours,
and we have gotten nowhere.
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I still think we
should have turned left.
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Well, you're wrong.
- No, I'm not.
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Balki. Balki, there's a light
at the end of the tunnel.
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Yes, and every rolling stone
has a silver lining, doesn't it?
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No, no, Balki, there is a light
at the end of this tunnel.
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Look, look.
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Oh, cousin. Cousin.
- We made it. We made it.
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It's Larry. We're saved.
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Hi, Larry.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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How did you guys get over here?
- I'll let you field that one, cousin.
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It's all my fault.
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I tunneled in a circle.
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I can't do anything right.
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I'm an albatross. A Jonah.
A bad-luck charm.
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I'd tell you to cast me outside
if we could just get outside.
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You shouldn't be so
hard on yourself, Larry.
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Oh, yes, I should.
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I am dirt.
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If it wasn't for my snowball of lies,
we wouldn't be stuck in this pit.
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Jennifer.
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Jennifer.
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Jennifer.
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Jennifer, I lied to you
about skiing at Innsbruck.
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I've never raced a giant slalom.
The truth is, I can't ski at all, I just...
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I just wanted you to like me
as much as I like you.
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Larry, I don't know
what to say. I'm...
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I'm flattered that you would go
to so much trouble to impress me...
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...yet repulsed at the thought
that it might cost us our lives. L...
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Don't be too angry
with him, Jennifer.
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Think of him as one who
loved not wisely, but too well.
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I think that's
Shakespeare. Or Moonlighting.
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I forgive you, Larry.
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Thank you.
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I just want you to know I think
you're a fine group of people...
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...and it's an
honor to die with you.
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Ditto.
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Wait a minute.
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I can't believe the
babasticki that I'm hearing.
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You're giving up.
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And you call yourselves Americans?
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What ever happened to,
"I have not yet begun to fight"?
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"Don't give up the ship."
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"Have it your way."
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Americans aren't quitters.
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If George Washington
had given up at Valley Forge...
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...we'd all be
speaking English today.
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Now, I'm going back in that tunnel,
and I'm going to make a sharp left.
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Are you coming with me?
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Balki's right.
We're Americans.
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If we're gonna go down,
we're gonna go down fighting.
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It's just that
I am so tired.
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Oh, cousin, cousin,
it's okay. It's okay.
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Listen, everybody gets tired.
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George Washington got tired.
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That's why he
slept everywhere.
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Now, I'm going to go back
in the tunnel and do some digging.
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You take a nap, and when it's time for you
to relieve me, I'll wake you up.
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Good luck, Balki.
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Here's something
to keep you warm.
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Oh...
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Be careful.
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Be careful back there.
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Ow.
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Ice Station Zebra?
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Good morning.
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Where's Balki?
- He must still be in the tunnel.
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What a guy.
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He didn't even wake me up
to relieve him.
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Oh, no.
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Balki? Balki?
Oh, no. I can't be...
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Balki! Balki! Balki!
Oh, God.
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Balki! Balki.
Larry. Larry.
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Balki.
- Larry, there's too much snow.
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The tunnel's collapsed.
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No, no, I gotta save him.
I've got to save him.
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Balki, Balki.
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Balki, Balki.
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Larry. The tunnel must
have collapsed hours ago.
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00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:07,802
That's why he
didn't wake you up.
241
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,739
Oh... Oh...
242
00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:11,712
Oh, this can't be happening.
243
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:16,616
I belong in the
pit, not him. Oh...
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00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:22,283
Oh, why... Why didn't I listen to him
instead of to my own hormones?
245
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,394
Why do you have to be
so damned attractive?
246
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:30,227
I'm sorry, Larry.
- Oh... Oh...
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Listen to me.
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L... I have just killed the sweetest,
bravest man I have ever known...
249
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:38,739
...and now I'm
trying to blame it on you.
250
00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:42,037
He came to America,
looking for a new life.
251
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,307
He moved in with a cousin
he didn't even know.
252
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:47,884
I thought I was
doing him a favor, no.
253
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:50,851
I was the lucky one.
254
00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:55,986
If I know anything about the
goodness and purity in life...
255
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:59,221
...it's because
Balki Bartokomus taught me.
256
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:04,468
We're gonna miss him too, Larry.
- Oh...
257
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,001
I will never forgive myself for this.
258
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:10,903
I think Balki would forgive you.
- Of course, he would.
259
00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,874
Even dead, he's a
better man than me.
260
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:22,486
If I could just hear
his voice one more time.
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00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:27,350
BALKl:
Cousin Larry?
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00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:41,129
If I could just see him again
and tell him how much he meant to me.
263
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:42,902
I think he's up there.
264
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,638
Of course he is.
265
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,439
He was a saint.
266
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:53,440
No, no, no. I mean, I
think he's on the roof.
267
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:56,486
BALKl: Cousin,
can you hear me?
268
00:20:57,723 --> 00:21:01,215
Balki? Balki? He's
alive. He's alive.
269
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:03,793
Balki! You're alive!
270
00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:06,453
Well, of course I
am, don't be ridiculous.
271
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:09,123
What am I gonna be? Dead?
272
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:18,541
I can see the search party
from here. They're coming soon.
273
00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:21,511
It's a wonderful day.
274
00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:24,538
Yes. Yes, it sure is.
275
00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:27,947
Yes. We're saved. Ow. Ooh...
276
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We're saved. Ow.
277
00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:35,685
We're saved.
278
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,532
Bye-bye.
279
00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:51,233
All right, listen. Live
and learn. Live and learn.
280
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:59,342
Oh, cousin, no.
281
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:04,221
Well, no, I agree with you there.
282
00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:08,991
Well, no, no, no. I
don't know about that.
283
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:13,729
Well, of course not,
don't be ridiculous.
284
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:18,001
Oh, cousin, I
know, I know what it is.
285
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,105
You're still feeling
like a big slime ball.
286
00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:26,267
You're too kind.
- Oh...
287
00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:30,472
Oh, no, cousin. Listen. Listen,
listen, I know how to cheer you up.
288
00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:37,020
No, no. I don't
think that's possible.
289
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,784
Oh, yes, it is,
cousin. Now, listen to me.
290
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,852
Jennifer told me that
she thinks you are brave.
291
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:53,034
No, you're the
one that saved us.
292
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,107
Well, that's a very good point.
- Oh...
293
00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:01,536
She told me she
thinks you are clever.
294
00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:10,118
No, you're one who
came up with all the ideas.
295
00:23:10,989 --> 00:23:13,617
Well, that's true. That's very, very true.
- Oh...
296
00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:18,889
She told me that she
thought that you were cute.
297
00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:32,707
Did she really say
she thinks I'm cute?
298
00:23:33,311 --> 00:23:35,609
Well, of course
she did. I don't lie.
299
00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:39,080
No, I'm the one who lies.
300
00:23:39,785 --> 00:23:42,083
But I'm basically an honest man.
301
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:47,487
L... I never lied to my parents,
I never cheated in school.
302
00:23:47,659 --> 00:23:51,789
It's just that when
I'm around Jennifer, l...
303
00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:55,694
You lose your mind.
- Yeah.
304
00:23:56,568 --> 00:23:59,196
You're getting better.
You told her the truth.
305
00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:02,704
Yeah, I guess I did.
306
00:24:07,145 --> 00:24:10,911
And do you know why?
- No.
307
00:24:11,316 --> 00:24:15,343
Because, if you know anything
about the goodness and purity in life...
308
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,181
...Balki Bartokomus taught you.
309
00:24:17,355 --> 00:24:19,152
Yeah.
310
00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:25,387
Wait a minute.
311
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,865
How long were
you up on that roof?
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00:24:30,068 --> 00:24:32,593
Saint Balki.
313
00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:35,700
I like that.
314
00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:40,300
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