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Cousin, you'll
never guess what.
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Are you all right?
- I couldn't be better.
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I have great news. I signed us up
for three days and two fun-filled nights...
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...at the Hidden
Mountain Ski Resort.
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We're going skiing.
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Skiing? What are
you talking about?
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That nice game where you put sticks
on your feet and slide down a mountain.
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Balki, I know what skiing is,
and I hate skiing.
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How do know? Have
you ever tried it?
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Yes. Our family went
skiing every winter.
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And every winter, I spent a week
with my face in the snow.
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My brothers and sisters
would use me as a ski jump.
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I'm the only Appleton who can't ski.
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Dad thinks it's a
recessive gene or something.
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But, cousin, you haven't heard
the best part yet. It...
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Balki, you signed me up for something
without my permissi�n, didn't you?
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Yes, I did, but...
- And you shouldn't have, should you?
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You shouldn't
have signed me up.
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You shouldn't have signed me up
for something without my permissi�n.
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No, I shouldn't have.
- Fine.
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I'm drained.
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Nothing could get me up
on a pair of skis again.
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BALKl: But...
- No matter what you do.
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No matter what you say.
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No way are you getting me
up on that mountain.
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Hi, Larry. Ready
to hit the slopes?
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Bad news, Jennifer.
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Cousin Larry and I can't go skiing
with you and Mary Ann.
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We can't?
- Oh, no.
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We needed two more to get
a group rate. Why can't you?
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Because Cousin Larry
have a recess in his genes.
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No, no, no, Balki, what I said
was I had to reassess my means.
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Oh, and great
news. I can afford it.
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Good, because I need your check
for the deposit. It's $45.
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Forty-five dollars?
Well, that's cheap...
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...when you're used to skiing
at Aspen or the Alps.
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But, cousin, you told me you hate skiing.
- Alone. I hate skiing alone.
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Going down the face of a mountain
where no man has skied before.
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I want somebody
to share it with.
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Well, there will be 20 of us.
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Cousin Larry used to be a ski jump.
- Er.
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Ski jumper. Yeah,
used to be a ski jumper.
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But this trip, we'll all
keep our skis on the snow.
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Oh, oh.
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Terrific. See you Friday. Bye, Balki.
- See you on the slopes.
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Me and Jennifer...
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...Iong talks by the fire,
Jacuzzi, moonlight.
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I wish I had time to grow a beard.
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Sipping brandy.
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Observation.
- Yes.
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A man says he hates skiing.
- Yes.
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A woman he yearns for
walks into the room...
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...and suddenly that same man
is skiing the Alps.
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Now, cousin, conk me on the head
with an anvil if I'm wrong...
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...but didn't you just tell
one lollapalooza of a lie?
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Not at all.
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You told me you hate skiing.
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Balki, there's a difference between
skiing and skiing with Jennifer.
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One of them is a sport, the
other is something worth dying for.
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So technically
I wasn't lying.
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Well, in Mypos
we have a saying:
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Do you want me to translate?
- Not really, no.
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It says, "He who lies
falls into a deep pit."
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In America, we
have a saying:
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"Butt out."
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Candlelit dinners, romantic music.
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Maybe I should bring
my Julio Iglesias tapes.
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How do those boots feel?
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Well... Ooh.
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Kind of make you
walk like Lee Majors.
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How do I look?
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Like 6 million bucks.
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Okay, now, I got us a book that'll
teach us everything we need to know.
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Have you seen the book?
- Well, I think so.
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Here it is.
- Where?
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Careful.
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Maybe I just put them down.
- Yes.
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Sure, I'll put them down.
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You move the table over there.
- Okay.
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Boy, you know...
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...these boots
are killing me.
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Is that what they mean
by the agony of defeat?
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? The Zen Book of Skiing:
Achieving Oneness With the Snow.?
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"Oneness"?
- Oneness.
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This book will teach you
to think like an expert skier.
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"Chapter one:
Putting on your skis."
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Well, I can get us that far.
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Come here.
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It's easy. You just step in.
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Toe in, heel down.
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Toe in, in. Heel down.
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Toe in, heel down.
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Toe in, heel down.
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Boy...
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...these little
babies really lock on.
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How you get them off?
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Well, usually, I fall
and they pop right off.
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All right, now,
let me get the book.
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Yeah. No, look
out. You're on me.
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No, Balki. L... I'm...
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All right. No,
Balki. Look, back up.
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Well, l...
- Back up, back up. Balki, back up.
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You all right?
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Yes, I am.
- All right.
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Don't do that.
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All right. Back up.
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Balki. Balki, let go.
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You let go. No, you let go.
- You let go first. All right, Balki.
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On the count of three,
we'll both let go. Ready?
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One, two, three.
- One, two, three.
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On the count of three,
we'll really let go. Ready?
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One, two, three.
- One, two, three.
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All right, all right.
Move your right foot.
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Pick up your right
foot, put it over there.
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All right, move your
left foot, put it over there.
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All right, straighten out, straighten out.
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All right. Now
let's get the book.
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Any idea how we
can get over there?
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Ah. Yes.
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You take your downhill ski...
Or is it your uphill ski...?
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No, you take your downhill ski,
and you put it over your uphill ski.
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Like that, okay? See?
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I remember this move...
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...because my brothers and sisters
used to use it to step over me.
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Cousin, do you really think
you can be an expert skier...
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...by tomorrow afternoon?
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Well, I'm going to try.
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Now, you just take your uphill ski,
put it over the other one...
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...and you're home free.
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All right, all
right. Balki, you're right.
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Who was I trying to kid?
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I can't even ski in
my own living room.
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This isn't going to work.
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But, cousin, I'm sorry
to say this, but I'm glad.
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Now you can make a new beginning
and tell Jennifer the truth.
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The truth? The truth? Who
said anything about the truth?
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I just need a better plan.
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You say plan but you mean lies.
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How about this?
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As soon as we get up there, I'll insist
we go for one run before the lifts close.
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After about a hundred yards
I'll fall in a soft spot, fake an injury...
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...and spend the weekend
getting sympathy from Jennifer.
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Listen to yourself.
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You want to tell one more lie
to cover up another.
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It's like a snowball
rolling down a hill.
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By the time it get to the bottom,
it's one humongous snowball of lies.
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What happened to the pit?
- Where do you think the snowball lands?
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You think everything is so simple.
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You think everything is
black and white. Well, it's not.
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There is a lot of
gray in this worid.
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A lot. I am not lying.
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I'm simply reshaping the facts
into a greater truth.
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Cousin, why you
have to do that?
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Why you have to
reshape the facts?
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Why can't you just be Larry Appleton?
- Balki, where have you been?
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I have been Larry Appleton
for the past six months...
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...and Jennifer
isn't interested in him.
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That's because
she never sees him.
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After she is blinded by love,
then I will show her the real Larry Appleton.
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But tomorrow, all Jennifer is going to see
is Larry Appleton, downhill racer.
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Oh, cousin.
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That ski lift was fun, wasn't it?
- Yeah.
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Wasn't it fun?
- Yeah, terrific.
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You don't think anybody
saw me fall when I got off, do you?
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Well, of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.
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Those people were laughing
about something else. Now...
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I'm sorry about
skiing over your hand.
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Don't worry about
it. I'm used to it.
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All right. Now,
there's a good spot.
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I'll look good for a hundred yards,
then fall in that soft pile of snow...
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...and fake an injury.
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The pit deepens.
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All right, here come
the giris. Try to look cool.
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What are you guys doing over here?
- Trying to look cool.
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I'm just a sucker
for fresh powder.
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But the run is over there.
This side isn't even marked.
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Looks too steep for me.
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Come on, take a
bite out of life.
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No guts, no glory.
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Cousin, I think you
missed your soft spot.
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Oh, no! Oh, no!
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Help! Help!
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Ah!
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Boy, he really likes
to show off, doesn't he?
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No, he's screaming for help.
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Oh, no. No, no.
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No! No!
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Hang on, Larry, we're coming.
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Here we come.
BALKl: Wait for me. Wait.
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We're on our way, Lar. Hang on.
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Wait. Wait.
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Whoa! Oh... Oh...
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Oh, baby.
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I'm skiing! Whoa!
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Ah!
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Cousin, are we
having fun or what?
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Yoo-hoo. Anybody home?
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Oh, thank God. We finally found
a place to get in out of the cold.
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Well, let's rest here
for a couple of minutes.
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And then we'll make our way down the hill
and see if we can find the highway.
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We've been walking for
two hours. I'm exhausted.
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Well, I say one thing for us.
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I think we all
achieved oneness with the snow.
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And you? You achieved
oneness with that tree, huh?
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Do I have any more pine needles
sticking out of my forehead?
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No.
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Now I know what it feels like
to have acupuncture at 60 miles per hour.
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Oh, poor thing. Sit down.
You must be really shaken up.
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No, I'm fine.
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Except for my ankle.
I think I twisted it.
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Oh, no. I'm so sorry.
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Well, it's getting dark.
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I think we'd better
just stay here for the night.
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I don't think I can
walk on this ankle.
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Hey, look. I found a
blanket and a bottle of wine.
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You two get out of your wet coats.
I saw some firewood outside.
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Come on, Mary Ann.
- Oh, I'll open that.
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Well, well, well.
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Mr. Liar-Liar-Pants-on-Fire.
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I hope you're happy.
- Yes, very happy.
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How can you say that?
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We slide down the
wrong side of the mountain...
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...wander around for two hours,
bodies all aching and racked with pain.
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And now we're stuck in this cabin
with the giris for the whole night.
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You don't have
to thank me now.
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Looks like fate has put us
right where we wanted to be.
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Cousin, no, not fate.
It's your lies that put us here.
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Fate, lies, what's the difference?
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My plan is working.
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Don't you see
what's happening?
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Ever since you told a lie,
things have been going wrong.
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Going wrong? Balki, look around.
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I have wine, a
beautiful woman, a mountain cabin.
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I guess this puts an end once and for all
to the great Myposian Pit Theory.
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00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,447
Well, maybe things look good now.
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But you mark my words.
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It ain't over till
the fat lady eats.
238
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:59,471
It was the giant-slalom finals
at Innsbruck.
239
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:06,073
It came down to a duel
between Ingemar and myself.
240
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,611
We stared across at each other
with a fierce respect...
241
00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,847
...born out of years
of intense competition.
242
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,514
It's getting deeper.
243
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,156
And deeper.
244
00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:21,632
Anyway, by the first turn,
I was already a split second ahead.
245
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,268
But then fate stepped in.
246
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:28,736
A few meters in front of me,
frozen in fear, was a snowshoe rabbit.
247
00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:30,738
Poor little rabbit. What did you do?
248
00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:33,309
Well, I lost the race.
249
00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:35,541
How tragic.
250
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,374
Not really.
251
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,681
I grew up a lot on
the mountain that day.
252
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:48,718
You see, I could have skied right
through that furry little creature.
253
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:52,421
But I learned that there are a lot of things
more important than winning.
254
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:54,924
Is the truth one of them?
255
00:18:58,036 --> 00:19:02,666
Anyway, my racing days are in the past.
I like to live in the present.
256
00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:05,002
There's so much I
don't know about you.
257
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:08,146
You can say that again.
And that reminds me.
258
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:11,547
I have a story. It's called:
259
00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:17,483
What does that mean?
260
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,784
It means "The Little
Goatherder Who Lied."
261
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,989
Well, I think the giris
are a little tired of stories.
262
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,461
Not at all. Go ahead, Balki.
263
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,691
Once upon a time...
264
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,364
...there was a
little goatherder.
265
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:34,131
And he had curly brown hair...
266
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:37,935
...and little
round cheeks...
267
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:41,079
...and no upper lip at all.
268
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:45,910
Balki...
- It came to pass...
269
00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:49,815
...that the king announced
a royal yak hunt.
270
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:52,721
Well, that was a
wonderful little folktale.
271
00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:55,917
More wine, anyone?
- It was the day of the hunt.
272
00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:59,359
And the little goatherder
decided to show off for the fair maiden.
273
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,295
So he shot an
arrow into the air...
274
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:06,267
...and where it
landed, he didn't care.
275
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:07,666
But he should have...
276
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:13,175
...because it hit the king
right smack in the royal buttocks.
277
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,043
And they all lived
happily ever after?
278
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,380
The king was exceeding angry...
279
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:22,748
...and he threw the
little goatherder into a dungeon.
280
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:26,357
A dungeon not
unlike a pit.
281
00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:32,129
I think I saw that on TV.
282
00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:36,797
Wasn't Richard Chamberlain
the little goatherder?
283
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,142
Oh, those Mypos tales.
Who knows what they mean?
284
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:46,937
And who cares?
285
00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:50,944
Well, this is
the last log.
286
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:57,354
Well, you know, the best way
to fight off the cold is with body heat.
287
00:20:57,522 --> 00:21:01,117
That's a great last resort,
but we have a fire.
288
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:03,818
I'll just get some more wood.
- No, no, you stay here.
289
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:07,727
I'll go get it.
That's a man's job.
290
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:11,332
How's that ankle?
291
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:15,204
Well, comes and goes.
- Changes legs too.
292
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,839
Are you sure you
don't need any help?
293
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:23,448
No, no, no. I'll just
go rustle up some firewood.
294
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:26,448
Love to breathe
that fresh mountain air.
295
00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:34,117
Good Lord, it's cold out here.
296
00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:39,553
I'm getting hungry.
I wonder if there's any food.
297
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,902
I'm really sorry that
we ruined your ski trip.
298
00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:49,438
Oh, that's okay. I'm having fun.
299
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:52,441
But a little body
heat would be nice.
300
00:21:56,615 --> 00:22:00,608
Well, it's a good
thing I brought my body.
301
00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:17,733
Wow.
302
00:22:20,939 --> 00:22:23,066
Did you feel that?
- Well, of course I did.
303
00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:25,175
Don't be ridiculous.
304
00:22:27,946 --> 00:22:30,346
I still respect you.
305
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,079
I think we just
had an earthquake.
306
00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:38,484
They don't have earthquakes in Wisconsin.
It was probably just an avalanche.
307
00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:40,652
Avalanche!
308
00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:42,691
BALKl:
Cousin Larry!
309
00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:09,984
I found the wood.
310
00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:20,791
Get him to the couch.
311
00:23:27,939 --> 00:23:29,839
Oh, Larry, are you okay?
312
00:23:30,442 --> 00:23:34,173
I was outside. I was happy.
313
00:23:34,646 --> 00:23:38,548
I found the perfect log.
And suddenly, I heard this...
314
00:23:38,717 --> 00:23:40,912
Rumbling?
- Yes, this rumbling.
315
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:43,850
I turned around and
saw this big... This big...
316
00:23:44,022 --> 00:23:46,456
Mountain?
- Yes, mountain.
317
00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:49,526
The mountain started
chasing me towards the...
318
00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:51,518
Pit?
319
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,801
No, not the pit.
320
00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:01,336
Where we are now, the cabin.
321
00:24:01,506 --> 00:24:03,201
I never saw so much snow.
322
00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:06,105
There was enough snow
to cover this entire...
323
00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:27,592
Oh, cousin, we're buried alive.
324
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,828
Not for long.
325
00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:31,992
Very soon, we'll all be dead.
326
00:24:32,042 --> 00:24:36,592
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