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? Lone Ranger masks?
- Two dozen.
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Vulcan ears?
- Two dozen.
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Dracula teeth?
- Two dozen.
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All right.
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Put them back.
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How many Vulcan ears?
- Two dozen.
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Balki, I just
can't concentrate.
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Jennifer's getting back today.
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Do you think I should have
called her in Rome?
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I mean, I don't
wanna be pushy...
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...but maybe she's waiting for me
to make the first move.
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I... I just don't understand
exactly what our relationship is.
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Well...
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Nancy and I have a
wonderful relationship.
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Very sensitive.
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I'm... I'm trying to share
a personal problem here...
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...and you're being silly.
- No.
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Aren't you?
- No. L...
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Aren't you?
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Yes, I am.
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How am I going to find out
how she feels about me?
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Cousin, here's a
shot in the dark.
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Why don't you ask her?
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Just ask her?
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Balki, Balki, Balki.
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You have to read women.
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You have to interpret the subtle nuances
of what they say or don't say.
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The way they look at you
or don't look at you.
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The way they touch you or,
as in my case...
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...don't touch you.
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Boy, life is hard work for you.
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Cousin, why don't we just have Mary Ann
and Jennifer over for dinner tonight...
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...and Mary Ann and I can eat
and you and Jennifer can read each other.
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I'll have to give
that some thought.
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Hi, guys.
- Hello. How was your flight?
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Great.
- It was great.
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Thanks for the travel alarm, Larry.
- Oh, any time, Jennifer.
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Working those flights to Rome
really play tricks on your mind.
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Is it Friday or Saturday?
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It's Friday.
- I told you.
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I wanted a second opinion, okay?
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Hey, why don't you come over
to our house for dinner tonight?
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You can relax and
shake off your jet slag.
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That sounds great. We'd love to.
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Are you sure it isn't too much trouble?
- Of course not, is it, cousin?
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Oh, trouble? No, no. We'll
just throw something together.
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We'll uncork some vino,
kick back, relax...
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...it'll be very mellow.
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Great. Come on, we need
to get up to the apartment.
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I may have left the gas on.
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Mary Ann.
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If you left the gas on,
the building wouldn't be here.
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Well, that's good news.
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Ciao.
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Why did you do that?
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Do what?
- Ask the giris to dinner tonight.
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I just did.
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Yes, why?
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Oh. Oh, why did I ask
the giris to dinner tonight?
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Why?
- Why not?
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You just don't
get it, do you?
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BALKl: Cousin, what you doing?
- Closing early.
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We have a lot to do
and not enough time to do it.
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But, cousin, it would
be just like you said.
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We'll relax, do some kickbacks,
we'll be marshmallows.
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What the big deal is?
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Look, I'll tell you
what the big deal is...
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No wonder parents in Mypos
have to buy wives for their sons.
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Balki, Jennifer is a
sophisticated woman.
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She's been in every
airport in the worid.
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If I'm gonna impress her, I have to have
the right food, wine, lighting.
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This evening has got to be
very carefully orchestrated.
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Cousin, you are
taking this too seriously.
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You're going to get
simple nervous tensi�n.
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Did you know you're
getting on my nerves?
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I have to plan what could be
the most important dinner of my life...
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...and I've only
got three hours.
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Don't worry, I can help.
- Oh, I think you've helped enough.
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But I want to help cook.
- No.
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I want to help cook.
- No, you can't help cook.
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I want to help cook.
- Oh.
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All right, all
right. You can help cook.
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Okay.
- Look.
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You get the stuff for
the appetizers and the salad.
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What else?
- Just the appetizers and the salad.
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While you're doing that,
I'll go to the butcher. Let's go.
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I shouldn't have
used a new cologne.
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I should have stuck
with Old Spice, it's safe.
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Well, what do you think?
- About what?
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No, I mean, how do I look?
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You look like you just
stepped off the cover of IQ.
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GQ.
- You're welcome.
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What about me?
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You think Mary Ann will like this outfit?
- Yeah, sure.
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You don't think I'm
overdressed, do you?
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Well, of course not.
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Well, I don't wanna make
the giris uncomfortable.
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What if they dress casual?
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Then you look
like a big jerk.
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Maybe the jacket is too much.
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She'll think I'm trying too hard.
- She'll be right.
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These aren't the carrots.
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Well, of course not.
They're wild olives.
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What are wild olives doing here?
- Well, they're just lying there.
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Marinating.
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They're for the
salad. Come, I show you.
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This is the salad?
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I can't help but notice,
there's no lettuce in there.
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Well, you said we should
impress the giris, so I thought:
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Leaves?
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That's not very impressive.
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So I decided to make
mama's special salad.
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Wild olives, ginkgo root,
mustard curd, onions...
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...and a dash of liver oil
to keep the ginkgo root down.
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You didn't get the lettuce, did you?
- No, I didn't.
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It was on my list, and
bean and curd things were not.
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Well, pardon me
for saying so...
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...but your list was boring.
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My list was food.
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Yes, but not fun food.
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And that's why Balki made a
few things to spice the menu up.
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Just how spicy are we
getting? BALKl: Well...
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...I thought we'd treat
ourselves to that old standard...
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...ding ding moch mood.
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You know it as pig
snout with saffron.
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And then I thought we'd go to the
traditional Mypos courtship dish...
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...baa baa meeche.
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Eel wrapped in grape leaves.
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I was going to surprise you,
but you forced me.
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Balki, think.
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Two giris that we like and desire
are coming to dinner.
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What possible advantage
can be gained from poisoning them?
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Oh, cousin...
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...these are the staples
of the Myposian diet.
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They make me into the
big strong man I am today.
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I don't want Jennifer
to be a big strong man.
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I want her to like me.
I want her to be impressed.
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I want her to survive long
enough to bear my children.
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00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:04,066
Therefore, this food is out.
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00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:07,603
Well, Mary Ann is my date
and I want her to try it.
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00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:12,409
All right, all right, all right.
Look, I'll tell you what...
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...we'll have my dinner tonight,
we'll save yours for another occasi�n.
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00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,880
Say, when the Cubs
win the Worid Series.
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00:10:19,051 --> 00:10:22,646
What do you take me for,
Bozo the Clown?
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00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,259
Everybody knows the
Cubs have no quarterback.
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00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:32,790
Why are you getting
all puffed out of shape?
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00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,399
I am not getting
puffed out of shape.
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Balki, how many times have you served
dinner to two beautiful women?
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How many? How many?
How many times?
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00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:44,705
How many times have you
served dinner to two beautiful women?
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Three.
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In America?
- None.
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None, as in zero? As in
never, as in no times, never ever...
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Look, I know what I'm doing.
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Let's go with my plans
so I can save this evening.
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But I went through so much trouble.
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I had to find
gingko root and pig snout.
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00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:05,056
They make fun of
me at the market.
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00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:08,765
They said, "Price
check on pig snouts."
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And now you won't let me serve it.
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You're squeezing all the fun
out of this date.
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Balki, I am squeezing all the fun
out of this date for a very good reason.
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A casual dinner is
nothing to be taken lightly.
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What's that smell?
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My duck is burnt.
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Ow! Hot, take it, take it.
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00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,457
Why is the oven
turned to 500 degrees?
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That's the temperature I need
for my sheepherder's bread.
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Where did sheepherder's bread
come from?
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00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:22,438
Well, I think its
origins are a little island...
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I don't care where it came from.
- Well, why did you ask?
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Look at my duck.
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It's drying out even as we speak.
How am I gonna serve this?
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Well, how about with two little
white hats on the feet?
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Cousin, cheer up. I made enough
ding ding mach mood for a whole village.
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Balki.
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I am not letting you serve that food.
- Maybe you can stop me.
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Oh, well, maybe I can.
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Give me the ding ding mach mood.
- No.
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Give me the ding ding mach mood.
- No.
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Give me the ding ding mach mood.
- Ha!
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The giris.
- The giris.
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All right, look, let's put aside
our petty little differences and your food...
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...and try to get
through this thing.
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I'm not the one with
the problem, you are.
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Yes, I'm the one with
the problem and you're it.
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I'm just trying to show a lady a good time.
- Me too.
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Well, fine, have a good time.
- Oh, have a good time.
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Have a ball.
- Knock yourself out.
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Have a wonderful time.
- Have a wonderful time.
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Hi.
- Hi.
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Thank you, Balki.
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This is just like one
of those fancy restaurants.
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May I?
- May you what?
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Dinner is served.
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Did I mention
how lovely you look?
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00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,687
Yes, you did.
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00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,049
What are we having?
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Glazed carrots, wild rice...
200
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...and my specialty, duck a I'orange.
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The best things
aren't even on the table.
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00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,066
There's more?
203
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:36,640
Yes, well, Balki thought there
might not be enough, so he cooked too...
204
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:39,505
...but as you can see I
think there's plenty for everybody.
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Just dig in.
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00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,592
Darned dull knives.
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00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:01,790
I told you to get these sharpened.
- I'll get them sharpened.
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00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:09,169
Why is the rice
all clumped together?
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00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:15,537
Well, giris, you're in luck...
210
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...because silly Balki
has food in the kitchen.
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Keep eating, keep eating.
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Enjoy, enjoy.
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00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:25,389
Balki, you are not
serving them that...
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That... That stuff.
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00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:30,457
Why don't we ask them
if they want to try that...?
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That...? That stuff?
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00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:34,229
Who would like to
try Myposian food?
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I would.
- Sounds great.
219
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,134
I've never had
Myposian food before.
220
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:44,333
This is exciting.
221
00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:48,244
This looks interesting.
222
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,183
This looks incredible.
223
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:57,720
Balki, what do
you call this?
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Ding ding moch mood.
225
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,521
Oh, well, what
does that mean?
226
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Pig snout with saffron.
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Excuse us.
228
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I hope you're happy.
You're making me look bad.
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00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,185
You were doing
that yourself.
230
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This wouldn't have happened
if you followed my instructions...
231
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,060
...but, no, you
had to be creative.
232
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:45,601
You had the wonderful idea
to serve the giris pig pucks.
233
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:52,509
You're just jealous because
I need a chainsaw to cut your duck.
234
00:16:56,348 --> 00:17:00,444
Well, in case you haven't noticed,
they're not exactly scarfing up the snout.
235
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It's an acquired taste.
236
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:08,249
Maybe this isn't a good time
for us to be here.
237
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:10,691
Why, because Balki is acting
like a 5-year-old?
238
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,661
Me? You're the one that's
acting like a yak's behind.
239
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,128
A yak's behind?
- Yes, a big fat one.
240
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Balki, Larry, stop.
241
00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:22,472
Do you have any ketchup?
242
00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:28,036
Come on, Mary Ann,
I think we'd better go.
243
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:31,273
Oh, is dinner over?
No, no, don't go, don't go.
244
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:34,112
We'll be good.
- No, no, you have to stay. We have pie.
245
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:37,414
Oh.
- I know it's good, I didn't make it.
246
00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:40,290
You guys have to work
this thing out, whatever it is.
247
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:42,484
Arguments happen
between roommates.
248
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,128
Believe me, I understand.
249
00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:46,730
Mary Ann and I get on
each other's nerves sometimes.
250
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,230
Like when?
251
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:52,632
Like when she spends three hours
in the bathroom putting on her makeup.
252
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,097
Oh, yeah. She
hates when I do that.
253
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:05,106
And I hate when she rearranges my closet
without asking me.
254
00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:10,119
Well, I wouldn't have to
if you'd keep your things in order.
255
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:15,721
Well, everyone has
their own way of doing things.
256
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:19,130
Maybe the way I keep
my things is my business.
257
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:21,596
Good point. That's
a very good point.
258
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,600
Fine. I won't
touch your things.
259
00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:28,096
Don't come begging me
to borrow a uniform...
260
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,901
...because you didn't realize
yours were at the cleaners.
261
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:35,342
Well, here's to good friends.
262
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:41,084
Once I borrowed your uniform and got
a spot on it and you never let me forget it.
263
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:44,848
Maybe if you were more careful on the job,
you wouldn't have spilled anything.
264
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:47,623
So now you're going to
tell me how to do my job?
265
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,727
Who wants pie?
266
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:52,193
Well, somebody should tell you
how to do your job.
267
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:56,061
While I'm trying to make the flight
a safe and pleasant experience...
268
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:58,703
...you're serving drinks, singing,
"Belly Up To The Bar, Boys."
269
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,361
Jennifer...
- Well, excuse me...
270
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:01,904
...for being nice
to the passengers.
271
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,167
At least when we're landing
I don't tell them:
272
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:07,870
"Return your seat to the upright position
or I'll call the authorities."
273
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:12,283
Those are the rules.
274
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:15,152
You were a pain in high school
and you're a pain now.
275
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,651
Everything has
to be perfect.
276
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,949
Perfect hair, perfect
clothes, perfect manners.
277
00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:21,251
It's like living
with a Barbie doll.
278
00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:27,395
Now I'm mad.
279
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:28,931
SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
280
00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:35,937
Mary Ann, Jennifer...
281
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:39,509
...you shouldn't talk to each
other like that. You're friends.
282
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:43,337
Look, this is all my
fault and I'm sorry.
283
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:47,281
I burnt the duck, the rice
stuck together, nothing worked.
284
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,645
Cousin, you're not helping.
285
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:54,787
Sorry.
286
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:56,387
Shame on you.
287
00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:00,223
How long have you known each other?
- Too long.
288
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,128
How long?
- Since we were 8 years old.
289
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,934
And now you want to
throw your friendship away...
290
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:09,767
...because you think she's too perfect
and you think she's not perfect enough.
291
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:15,206
Mary Ann, tell Jennifer
that you're sorry...
292
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,610
...and if it's really
that important to her...
293
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:20,684
...you'll try to be a
little more organized.
294
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:24,014
I'm sorry.
295
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,619
Perhaps I am a little messy.
296
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:29,158
Jennifer, tell Mary
Ann you're sorry...
297
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:32,855
...and that you'll try to take
things a little less seriously.
298
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,393
I'm sorry, sometimes I get all worked up
over things that aren't very important...
299
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,131
...but that Barbie
doll line really hurt.
300
00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:44,537
I'm sorry.
301
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,645
Now hug each other.
302
00:20:58,156 --> 00:20:59,714
Like you mean it.
303
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:05,129
I'm sorry, Mary Ann.
- Oh, me too.
304
00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:07,060
Now hug me.
305
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,066
Like you mean it.
306
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:17,799
Yes, well, now that
we have that settled...
307
00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:19,935
...why don't we
get back to dinner?
308
00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:31,489
Well, who are we kidding,
all those in favor of ordering pizza?
309
00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:34,620
Might as well.
310
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,920
My ding dings cold.
311
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:45,265
You really have to
leave? It's only 1:00.
312
00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:47,598
I'm exhausted.
We're still on Rome time.
313
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:49,570
To us, it's 7:00 in the morning.
314
00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:51,973
Goodnight, Balki.
315
00:21:57,282 --> 00:21:58,442
I had a nice time.
316
00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:01,347
I'm really glad I
got to know you better.
317
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,421
Let's go, Mary Ann.
318
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,682
Goodnight.
319
00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:19,293
Did you hear that?
320
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,530
She knows me better.
321
00:22:26,144 --> 00:22:28,942
Better than what?
- Let's not analyze it.
322
00:22:30,315 --> 00:22:32,783
I just wanna enjoy the moment.
323
00:22:39,624 --> 00:22:41,956
Well, it was really rough going.
324
00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:46,193
If we hadn't been there,
they'd still be fighting.
325
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,265
Yes, but if we
hadn't have been there...
326
00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:50,799
...they probably wouldn't
have fought at all.
327
00:22:52,437 --> 00:22:55,463
Well, you know, I didn't know
that Jennifer could be that way.
328
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:59,201
What way?
- So nitpicky.
329
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:03,178
I mean, I know Mary Ann's
no rocket scientist but...
330
00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:05,814
...Jennifer shouldn't be so hard on her.
331
00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:08,612
Well, I had no idea
Mary Ann could be that way.
332
00:23:08,787 --> 00:23:10,015
What way?
333
00:23:10,188 --> 00:23:14,784
Cousin, the wires
up here don't connect.
334
00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:23,860
I mean, Jennifer is a
little crazy about being neat...
335
00:23:24,035 --> 00:23:26,367
...but Mary Ann was
pretty hard on her.
336
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:30,500
It must be difficult for them
to live together when they're so different.
337
00:23:30,675 --> 00:23:33,735
Well, if they're gonna stay best
friends and still live together...
338
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,540
...they're gonna have
to learn to compromise.
339
00:23:36,715 --> 00:23:39,809
Good friends are hard to come by.
- Yeah.
340
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:52,353
Mary Ann could be
a little more organized.
341
00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:57,326
Yeah, and Jennifer
could loosen up a bit.
342
00:23:59,337 --> 00:24:01,532
I'm sorry I made fun of your food.
- It's okay.
343
00:24:01,706 --> 00:24:04,402
I'm sorry I invited guests
without asking you.
344
00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:06,407
It's okay.
345
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:10,043
If I had to wait to get up
the nerve, think how tense I'd be.
346
00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:12,540
That's a scary thought.
347
00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:23,353
Well, I guess I can throw this out.
- No, don't throw that out.
348
00:24:23,528 --> 00:24:26,122
I'm gonna freeze
the ding ding mach mood.
349
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,856
Why?
- You haven't lived...
350
00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:30,593
...until you've
had snout on a stick.
351
00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:35,193
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