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[MAYA] Hello?
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[ANNA] Maya?
[MAYA] Yeah.
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[ANNA] Guess what?
[MAYA] What?
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[ANNA] This is freakin' crazy but,
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guess who the hell's sleeping over
at your house for two school nights?
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[MAYA] Wait, what? You are?
[ANNA] Yeah.
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[MAYA] No.
[ANNA] Yeah.
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[MAYA] Wait, is this real?
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[ANNA] It's so real.
[MAYA] Oh, my God. Wait.
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- My mom knows?
[ANNA] Yeah, she okay-ed it.
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My parents are going on, like,
a couple's retreat or something.
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-[MAYA] What's that?
-[ANNA] I don't know.Summer camp for grown-ups.
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They leave tomorrow.
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[MAYA] Oh, my freaking Jesus.
[ANNA] I know.
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Fluff your freaking pillows for me
so we can be real comfy.
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[MAYA] OK, OK, OK.
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Oh, and bring your clothes that match mine
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- so we can be twins.
[ANNA] I'm never, ever gonna wanna leave.
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- Like, I love you.
[MAYA] I love you.
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[ANNA] I love you more.
[MAYA] I love you the most.
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[ANNA] F you!
[MAYA LAUGHS] F you, bitch!
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- Love you. Bye.
[ANNA] Bye.
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Ew, what is that?
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It's sage. It's supposed to help
with negative energy.
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I want the house to be really clean
when we come home.
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Jesus, Kathy. This is so freakin' heavy.
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- What do you have in here? God!
- No, no, no. Don't. No.
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Why in the hell
are we taking rocks to the retreat?
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- They are crystals, all right?
- Yeah, bu...
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And we need them for the meditations.
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[CURTIS] Says who?
- What is this retreat for?
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Well, it's because your dad and I
haven't been getting along.
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Well, you probably weren't aware of that.
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Yeah, she... she knows, Kathy,
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- because we are fighting right now.
[KATHY] No, we are not fighting.
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Is this thing for you guys
to get along better?
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Yeah, that's the plan.
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OK. Well, I really gonna miss
when you get back
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and dad doesn't sleep
on the couch anymore.
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[CACKLING] Yeah.
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Hopefully, that will be happening
a lot less from now on.
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Right?
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- Huh?
- Yeah.
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OK. V?monos.
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I'm getting a sister
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I'm gonna get a sister
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I'm gonna get a sister, sister...
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Shut the fuck up.
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[YUKI] Maya!
- Shuji, language.
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[YUKI] Maya...
[MAYA] What?
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Just because Anna is coming,
it doesn't mean slumber party.
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- Mom, you can't be too strict.
- You can't...
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- No, it's still a school week. You two...
- Mo... Mom, I know.
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- Both have to behave.
- Mom, stop.
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You can't be too strict with her.
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We talked about this.
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[MAYA] No...
- No, I am just gonna treat her
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- just like I treat you.
[MAYA] No, Mom.
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[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
- Don't. Mom!
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Stop whining, dummy.
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Don't call me that.
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Why, don't call you dummy?
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Dad, are you serious right now?
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Maya, stop whining.
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- Shuji, enough of the dummy thing, huh?
[MAYA WHINING]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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That's them, that's them, that's them!
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Sister, sister, sister.
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[CHEERING EXCITEDLY]
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[ANNA] Hi...
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- Oh, my God.
- My sister.
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Thank you so much
for letting Anna stay here.
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I hope she's not
gonna be any inconvenience.
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I'm staying over on a school night.
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You're staying on a school night
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- We should say goodbye.
- Yeah.
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[MAYA]
You're gonna be my sister, sister
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[CURTIS] Anna, we have to go.
[YUKI] Maya.
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[ANNA] I love you.
- Hey, come here.
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- Bye.
- Bye, sweetie.
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- Be good, OK?
- Have fun at the retreat.
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- Bye.
- Love ya.
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- OK.
- Buh-bye.
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Goodbye, Maya.
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[YUKI] Hmm.
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- Thank you.
- Anna...
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- Hm-hmm.
- Please take your shoes off.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- Bye.
- Your shoes.
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[KATHY]
Bye.
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- Please take them off.
- Oh, sorry.
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- I always forget.
- She doesn't have to, Mom.
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- Yes, she does.
- Stop!
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- Sorry.
- She does. OK.
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She doesn't have to.
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Ooh, so muddy.
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["DREAMS" BY THE CRANBERRIES PLAYING]
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[BELCHING]
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No running.
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[IMITATING HORSE CHARIOT]
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[BOTH] We are sisters.
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[INAUDIBLE]
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Oh my life
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[BOTH CHANTING]
Shuji, Shuji, Shuji.
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- Get out.
- No.
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Rwar!
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Smells bad.
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Hey, girls, don't stretch that T-shirt.
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And oh my dreams
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It's never quite as it seems
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Never quite as it seems
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I know I felt like this before
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But now I'm feeling it even more
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[SCREAMING]
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Because it came from you
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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
- Thanks.
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[MAYA CHUCKLING]
Anna.
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What song is this?
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[HUMMING]
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Go help your mom.
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- Go help your... Go help your mother.
- Daddy, daddy, daddy...
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You...
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- Maya, stop it!
- That...
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- That... that's fine.
[YUKI] Daddy doesn't like it.
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Don't. Come on.
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Yes. Stop showing off.
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I am not, idiot.
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Anna, let's go play Sylvanian.
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Um, I-I wanna help do the dishes.
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[YUKI] Oh, thank you, Anna.
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Mom, you never thank me
for doing the dishes.
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Well, you never help me.
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Are you serious? Yes, I do.
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[DISHES CLANKING]
- When?
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Anna...
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let's play.
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We will.
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I love the food.
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What is that lemony thingy?
It's so good.
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Yuzu. You like that?
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It's a...
It's like a Japanese citrus fruit.
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[YUKI] You like Yuzu?
- I love Yuzu...
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- I guess.
[YUKI] It's really great.
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And I love "You... zu".
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[FAKE LAUGH] Anna... Anna,
let's go play.
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Let's go.
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[MAYA IMITATING MUSICAL INSTRUMENT
AND SINGING]
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Goin' to the chapelAnd we're gonna get married to the man
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Let's get a hamburger.
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Hamburger, go away...
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I want...
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What's your brother upto?
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I don't know. Who cares?
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Maybe we should go annoy him.
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I thought we're gonna play Sylvanian.
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Well, who's to say
how long we do Sylvanian for?
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And I just feel like guest's choice.
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- So...
- Actually, it's the host's choice.
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'Cause it's my house,
like that's... technically we are...
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Technically, it's our house.
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'Cause I am your sister
for these two nights, so...
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guess I get to choose.
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OK, host gets pick.
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You get to pick. What do you wanna do?
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You wanna do Sylvanian,
or you wanna do... Shuji?
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Hey, knock, you soy bomb.
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What's a soy bomb?
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It's like a really gnarly fart.
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Maya has the smelliest farts of anybody
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- that I freakin' know.
- Yeah, I know.
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'cause that's why he calls me soy bomb.
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No, Anna is a soy bomb too.
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- No, I am not.
[SHUJI] Anna.
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[FARTS]
[ANNA] What are you doing?
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Are you OK?
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- Ouch.
- That's disgusting.
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- That's so loud, Anna.
[SHUJI] You want another one?
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- I got this shit like I'm automatic.
- No, I don't.
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Put it in my face.
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Give it to me next.
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[SHUJI FARTS]
- Stop.
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- I like farts.
- No.
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[SHUJI] Yeah, I bet you drop
crazy soy bombs, huh?
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[ANNA] I don't even know
what you are talking about.
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I don't poop.
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[SHUJI] Ugh.
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I mean, like, you can't poop
and you can't fart,
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like, what's on your butt?
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- Is there no hole in your butt?
- I have a big hole in my butt
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and I poop a lot out of it.
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OK.
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You guys just don't realize it.
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I am the smelliest shit there ever was.
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[ANNA] Can I wear your chain?
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[SHUJI] Leave.
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[MAYA CHUCKLING]
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[ANNA AND MAYA'S VOICE] Hello.
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My name is Mayana.
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Hello, Mother. Hello, brother.
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[MAYA AND ANNA LAUGHING]
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- Morning.
- Did you see that?
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[YUKI] Morning.
[MAYA] That's 'cause we are twins.
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[LAUGHS]
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This looks amazing.
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[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
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[SLURPING]
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[SLURPING HEAVILY]
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Oh, my God.
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- You like it?
- Really... Wow.
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- I love it.
- Oh.
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[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
- What?
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I barely had a bite. I am not done.
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- Anna, just a little bit.
- I wasn't done.
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- I, like, didn't even have any.
- OK.
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- Seriously?
- Yes.
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Mmm.
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Thanks a lot.
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- It's OK, sis, we'll share.
[YUKI] Enjoy.
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Thank you.
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Do you want some? Oop, sorry.
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Aah, that's my napkin.
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[NAGGING CONTINUES]
- Yeah, Anna, stop being a dummy.
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[ANNA] You are so funny, Shuji.
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But for a dumb person.
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[ANNA CHOMPING FOOD]
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[SCHOOLBELL RINGS]
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[OSEI-KUFFOUR] Hello.
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I am your substitute teacher,
Ms. Osei-Kuffor.
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Now, Mr. O told me to teach y'all
some history on Mark Twain.
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But guess what rhymes with Twain?
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Harriet Tubmain.
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We're gonna be learning about her,
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and all the rest of my heroes today.
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- Now, I want everyone to write an essay...
[ANNA] Maya...
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Um, are we still on to practice
our dance after school
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- or...
- Yeah.
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[OSEI-KUFFOUR] Fifty pages.
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- OK.
[MAYA] Of course.
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[ANNA] OK.
- That's the plan.
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OK.
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[MAYA] All right.Five, six, seven, eight...
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OK, sorry, you keep doing that.
It's actually like this.
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That's exactly what I did.
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OK, no. You were doing...
245
00:09:11,519 --> 00:09:14,316
It's like this,
and you were doing like... this.
246
00:09:14,567 --> 00:09:16,069
And it's like this.
247
00:09:16,361 --> 00:09:18,742
I wasn't. I was doing this,
248
00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:21,038
But OK, whatever.
249
00:09:21,121 --> 00:09:23,292
Actually, I don't really
want to do it anymore.
250
00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:24,503
Let's just not practice.
251
00:09:24,795 --> 00:09:26,214
I am gonna talk to my boyfriend.
252
00:09:26,340 --> 00:09:27,843
Can I have some privacy.
253
00:09:29,262 --> 00:09:30,849
- Please.
- Who's that?
254
00:09:32,226 --> 00:09:33,226
What?
255
00:09:34,272 --> 00:09:35,609
Who is your boyfriend?
256
00:09:37,613 --> 00:09:38,907
It's Flymiamibro.
257
00:09:39,992 --> 00:09:42,455
Like, I have talked about him
258
00:09:42,539 --> 00:09:43,457
- constantly.
- No, I know.
259
00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,587
I didn't know it was official.
It's official now?
260
00:09:46,421 --> 00:09:49,236
Haven't been able to talk to him
since however many days you have been here
261
00:09:49,260 --> 00:09:51,784
- 'cause there hasn't been time, but...
- All right, fine, whatever.
262
00:09:51,808 --> 00:09:52,808
OK. Whatever!
263
00:09:54,437 --> 00:09:55,457
[SOUND OF CHOPPING BOARD, ANNA LAUGHING]
264
00:09:55,481 --> 00:09:58,153
To be honest,
my mom usually uses canned tomatoes
265
00:09:58,237 --> 00:10:00,037
- so I have not really done this.
[YUKI] Oh.
266
00:10:00,449 --> 00:10:01,828
[ANNA] Like this?
267
00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:03,540
- Or like...
[YUKI] Like that.
268
00:10:03,623 --> 00:10:04,875
[ANNA] Yeah, yeah...
269
00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:07,130
Very good, Anna. You're natural.
270
00:10:07,296 --> 00:10:09,635
- Is that thin enough?
- Yes, yes, yes.
271
00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:11,304
[ANNA] Thanks.
- Good.
272
00:10:12,975 --> 00:10:14,102
What are you guys doing?
273
00:10:14,770 --> 00:10:16,374
[YUKI] Slice them a little bit thinner.
[ANNA] Yeah.
274
00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:17,233
[MAYA] I can help.
275
00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:19,112
- Here, I'll... give me one.
- Be careful.
276
00:10:19,404 --> 00:10:20,907
Shh... Ouch. Ow.
277
00:10:21,826 --> 00:10:24,372
That's actually different
than your mom wants it to be cut.
278
00:10:24,414 --> 00:10:27,378
I know how my mom
wants her tomatoes cut, Anna.
279
00:10:27,921 --> 00:10:30,134
- Th-that's...
- That works.
280
00:10:30,259 --> 00:10:33,474
N... Not really. It looks... ugh.
281
00:10:33,516 --> 00:10:34,636
[CONTINUES CUTTING TOMATOES]
282
00:10:34,727 --> 00:10:37,023
-If you can't use that
then you can't use... -Maya.
283
00:10:37,106 --> 00:10:39,402
Anything. I don't really understand.
284
00:10:39,904 --> 00:10:42,158
- Shh...
- Sorry, she's so silly.
285
00:10:42,868 --> 00:10:43,868
She's...
286
00:10:44,622 --> 00:10:45,622
[ANNA] OK.
287
00:10:45,957 --> 00:10:47,878
What do I do with the end slice?
288
00:10:48,086 --> 00:10:49,086
[YUKI] Oh, eat it.
289
00:10:49,757 --> 00:10:50,757
Eat it.
290
00:10:50,801 --> 00:10:51,801
It's OK.
291
00:10:52,805 --> 00:10:54,390
- Mmm.
[YUKI] Yum?
292
00:10:54,474 --> 00:10:55,602
- Mm-hmm.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
293
00:10:56,186 --> 00:10:57,898
[ANNA]
she kinda puts it to her nose...
294
00:10:58,106 --> 00:10:59,961
[FRED, YUKI AND SHUJI LAUGHING]
[ANNA] ...and smells it and goes,
295
00:10:59,985 --> 00:11:02,950
"A female raccoon
has been living in my helmet."
296
00:11:04,995 --> 00:11:05,995
So...
297
00:11:06,122 --> 00:11:07,122
It's like...
298
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,295
What are you talking about?
299
00:11:09,630 --> 00:11:10,924
I was like, "What?"
300
00:11:12,385 --> 00:11:13,513
She'd know that.
301
00:11:16,393 --> 00:11:18,857
It's not that funny, you guys.
302
00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:20,819
It's hilarious, no, come on.
303
00:11:21,152 --> 00:11:22,614
So... does your dad sing?
304
00:11:23,490 --> 00:11:25,244
[ANNA] He does. He's a very good singer.
305
00:11:25,327 --> 00:11:28,208
And my mom can't hold a...
Can't hold a note,
306
00:11:28,292 --> 00:11:29,419
very tone deaf.
307
00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:32,383
- Well, you are really a great singer.
[YUKI] Hmm.
308
00:11:32,466 --> 00:11:33,595
-[ANNA] Thank you.
309
00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:35,389
I sing too, Dad.
310
00:11:35,932 --> 00:11:36,994
Yeah, I know... I know, honey.
311
00:11:37,018 --> 00:11:39,982
But, um, you are interested
in scatting too, right?
312
00:11:40,065 --> 00:11:41,569
I like it, but...
313
00:11:41,652 --> 00:11:42,779
I don't wanna know if I am
314
00:11:42,863 --> 00:11:45,492
[SCATTING]
315
00:11:52,716 --> 00:11:53,716
[HIGH PITCHED]
316
00:11:54,762 --> 00:11:57,308
[SCATTING IN A WEIRD
BUT SOULFUL CONVERSATION BACK AND FORTH]
317
00:12:06,117 --> 00:12:07,119
[SCATTING WEIRDLY]
318
00:12:16,388 --> 00:12:17,975
I am flying now...
319
00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:21,691
I have a little cape'Cause I fly real high
320
00:12:25,155 --> 00:12:26,867
I think you are just hurting our ears.
321
00:12:27,493 --> 00:12:29,122
Um, can I just use your phone?
322
00:12:29,163 --> 00:12:31,352
'Cause I just remembered I need to call
my parents to check in.
323
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,064
[YUKI] Mm-hmm.
- Oh, we are not allowed to use the phone
324
00:12:33,088 --> 00:12:34,298
during dinner.
325
00:12:34,382 --> 00:12:35,259
- Oh, OK. Sorry.
[MAYA] Yeah.
326
00:12:35,342 --> 00:12:37,639
No, it's OK. Anna is a guest so it's OK.
327
00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:39,977
- So go ahead, call your parents.
[FRED] It's fine.
328
00:12:40,436 --> 00:12:41,731
- Thanks.
[YUKI] Uh-huh.
329
00:12:44,737 --> 00:12:47,199
Never in the 13 years
that I have been living
330
00:12:47,283 --> 00:12:49,096
have you ever let me
use the phone during dinner.
331
00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,374
She's a guest, it's OK.
332
00:12:52,502 --> 00:12:53,588
Bullshit.
333
00:12:53,671 --> 00:12:54,671
What?
334
00:12:55,132 --> 00:12:56,510
What did you say?
335
00:12:57,053 --> 00:12:58,053
Nothing.
336
00:12:58,848 --> 00:13:01,771
I just... what I said is "bullshay."
337
00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:04,233
No, you didn't.
338
00:13:04,275 --> 00:13:05,570
Yes, I did.
339
00:13:06,488 --> 00:13:07,488
Fuck you.
340
00:13:08,743 --> 00:13:09,912
Maya, go to your room.
341
00:13:10,037 --> 00:13:11,707
- No.
[FRED] Go to your room.
342
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:12,709
Now!
343
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:13,793
Mmm.
344
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:15,632
One...
345
00:13:18,805 --> 00:13:19,640
two...
346
00:13:19,723 --> 00:13:21,017
I'm not afraid of you.
347
00:13:24,983 --> 00:13:25,860
Three.
348
00:13:25,902 --> 00:13:29,075
OK, I am going, I am going. [CRYING]
I hate you.
349
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,077
[SLAMS DOOR]
350
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,166
Um, Yuki is teaching me to cook.
351
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:34,375
[KATHY] Mm-hmm.
352
00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:35,547
But, um...
353
00:13:36,422 --> 00:13:39,596
-like with Maya
I might be bothering her. -[KATHY] Mm-hmm.
354
00:13:39,805 --> 00:13:41,474
Can you hold on?
Curtis?
355
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,980
Anna, I can't do
two things at once, OK?
356
00:13:44,188 --> 00:13:45,482
I-I'm gonna call you back, OK?
357
00:13:45,567 --> 00:13:47,152
Mm-hmm. Bye.
358
00:13:47,236 --> 00:13:48,236
[LINE DISCONNECTS]
359
00:13:50,618 --> 00:13:51,787
[PHONE CLICKING]
360
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,335
[PUNCHES ON PILLOW]
361
00:13:56,714 --> 00:13:58,718
[GRUNTS]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
362
00:14:00,722 --> 00:14:01,722
What?
363
00:14:06,316 --> 00:14:07,443
You OK?
364
00:14:08,529 --> 00:14:11,075
I feel like my parents
are being annoying, so...
365
00:14:18,841 --> 00:14:20,511
I could tell they were bothering you.
366
00:14:24,143 --> 00:14:25,730
You wanna talk about it?
367
00:14:26,105 --> 00:14:30,030
[SIGHS] No, I kinda wanna go to bed.
368
00:14:38,547 --> 00:14:39,547
Mmm.
369
00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:42,514
Do you mind if I sleep alone
on the bed tonight
370
00:14:42,597 --> 00:14:44,768
'cause I just haven't
been sleeping that well?
371
00:14:46,981 --> 00:14:47,981
Sure.
372
00:14:53,118 --> 00:14:54,179
Can I at least have a pillow?
373
00:14:54,203 --> 00:14:55,497
[MAYA]
Yeah, of course.
374
00:14:56,249 --> 00:14:58,211
Can I?
I can't really get it. OK.
375
00:14:58,294 --> 00:14:59,296
Thanks.
376
00:15:03,973 --> 00:15:05,643
- I was fluffing it.
[MAYA] Yeah.
377
00:15:05,893 --> 00:15:08,273
I fluffed it a lot
before you got here so...
378
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,487
it should be fluffy enough.
379
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,005
[SLURPING]
380
00:15:38,793 --> 00:15:40,713
- Good morning.
[YUKI] Morning, Anna.
381
00:15:40,963 --> 00:15:42,466
How did you sleep last night?
382
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,097
My back hurts a little, but I am fine.
383
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:46,265
[YUKI]
OK.
384
00:15:46,421 --> 00:15:48,979
[OMINIOUS MUSIC]
385
00:15:49,021 --> 00:15:50,021
[BOWL CLANKING]
386
00:15:51,359 --> 00:15:52,359
[SLURPING]
387
00:15:56,954 --> 00:15:57,831
[MAYA SLURPING]
388
00:15:57,914 --> 00:15:59,500
[MUNCHING]
389
00:16:04,761 --> 00:16:06,055
[SCHOOLBELL RINGS]
390
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,521
I need my eraser.
391
00:16:09,938 --> 00:16:11,357
Hey, that's mine.
392
00:16:11,482 --> 00:16:12,482
No, it's not.
393
00:16:13,027 --> 00:16:14,155
- This?
- Yeah.
394
00:16:14,238 --> 00:16:15,238
No.
395
00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:16,488
- No, I...
- I bought this.
396
00:16:16,535 --> 00:16:17,888
You don't have any cool erasers,
this is mine.
397
00:16:17,912 --> 00:16:19,552
Are you kidding? I bought that at Sanrio.
398
00:16:19,624 --> 00:16:20,769
Yeah, I am kidding, ha ha ha.
399
00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:22,193
- No, I am serious.
- You... Anna...
400
00:16:22,254 --> 00:16:23,774
I-I bought it and I let you borrow it.
401
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,343
[MS. BELL SHUSHING]
402
00:16:26,930 --> 00:16:29,310
Silent work time.
403
00:16:30,980 --> 00:16:32,065
Can you give it back?
404
00:16:32,149 --> 00:16:33,611
Seriously ask someone else for one.
405
00:16:33,736 --> 00:16:35,573
Ask your mom for one to buy one for you.
406
00:16:35,656 --> 00:16:37,093
- Anna, give it to me. It's mine.
- Sto...
407
00:16:37,117 --> 00:16:39,581
- I am... I am...
- Stop. I need to use it.
408
00:16:39,664 --> 00:16:40,944
I am literally erasing one word.
409
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:45,258
[SOFTLY] Go ask someone else for one,
like literally I need it right now.
410
00:16:45,342 --> 00:16:46,342
This minute?
411
00:16:46,595 --> 00:16:48,849
- You're so annoying.
- You're being a bitch.
412
00:16:48,933 --> 00:16:49,809
What?
413
00:16:49,893 --> 00:16:51,354
That's enough!
414
00:16:51,437 --> 00:16:53,483
Clearly, I need to separate you two.
415
00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:55,571
Anna Kone, sit right here.
416
00:17:13,843 --> 00:17:15,843
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
417
00:17:27,259 --> 00:17:28,259
[ANNA SCREAMING]
418
00:17:28,721 --> 00:17:30,056
Oh, my God. [WHINING IN PAIN]
419
00:17:30,181 --> 00:17:34,189
This is why you kids are not allowed
to play with anything on my desk.
420
00:17:36,027 --> 00:17:37,404
[SNIFFS] I am like bleeding.
421
00:17:40,641 --> 00:17:43,750
[MELODRAMATIC MUSIC]
422
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:45,104
[KATHY OVER PHONE]
What's wrong? How is it?
423
00:17:45,128 --> 00:17:46,315
[ANNA] Mm-hmm, it's really fun.
424
00:17:46,339 --> 00:17:48,319
[KATHY] Good.Aren't you gonna ask me how am I doing?
425
00:17:48,343 --> 00:17:49,470
Ask me, about me.
426
00:17:49,554 --> 00:17:50,554
I know.
427
00:17:50,806 --> 00:17:52,518
I was about to ask. How are you?
428
00:17:52,685 --> 00:17:54,582
[KATHY] I am talking our daughter, okay.
- Mom.
429
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:55,709
[KATHY] Curt, is that OK?You're so controlling...
430
00:17:55,733 --> 00:17:57,779
Can you pay attention,
I'm trying to talk to you.
431
00:17:57,862 --> 00:18:00,033
-[KATHY] I am paying attention,but please... -What?
432
00:18:00,492 --> 00:18:02,789
- I am seriously not. I'm just...
[KATHY] All right.
433
00:18:02,914 --> 00:18:05,126
- Curtis...OK, look, you know what... -Who do you...
434
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:07,799
[KATHY] I can't... I can't talkto both of you at the same time.
435
00:18:07,882 --> 00:18:09,820
I am getting so distracted.
You know there's too much...
436
00:18:09,844 --> 00:18:12,224
Can you just be ready
to go on when we get there?
437
00:18:12,307 --> 00:18:14,507
- OK. I love you so much, Anna.
- OK, I'll see you soon.
438
00:18:14,562 --> 00:18:16,642
[KATHY] Curtis, why...
- Thanks for listening. Bye.
439
00:18:16,692 --> 00:18:17,819
[KATHY] I mean...
440
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:22,912
Thanks.
441
00:18:22,954 --> 00:18:24,015
[MELODRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
442
00:18:24,039 --> 00:18:25,458
[INAUDIBLE]
443
00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:30,756
I didn't get the memo
about the hair brushing.
444
00:19:31,716 --> 00:19:34,556
Oh, I'll brush yours the next. OK?
445
00:19:35,014 --> 00:19:36,014
Fine.
446
00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:39,524
Can I at least have an Oreo?
447
00:19:40,609 --> 00:19:42,655
Oh, sorry, that was the last one.
448
00:19:44,241 --> 00:19:45,493
[MUFFLED VOICE] Oh, sorry.
449
00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:49,836
What's going on here?
450
00:19:51,673 --> 00:19:52,508
This...
451
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,052
This is getting, like, really weird.
452
00:19:54,136 --> 00:19:56,366
Like, you have your own family.
Can you go back to your own family?
453
00:19:56,390 --> 00:19:57,518
Don't be so rude, Maya.
454
00:19:57,602 --> 00:19:59,438
No. I am sick of her being here
at my house.
455
00:19:59,522 --> 00:20:01,526
Like, you are stretching out
my PJ's, Anna.
456
00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:03,947
Maya, stop acting like a baby.
457
00:20:04,489 --> 00:20:06,118
You are not a little girl anymore.
458
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:10,626
What?
459
00:20:11,922 --> 00:20:12,924
[CAR HONKS]
460
00:20:13,007 --> 00:20:15,219
Oh, my God, I guess that's my parents.
461
00:20:15,303 --> 00:20:18,142
[YUKI] OK. I'm sorry, Anna.
462
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,518
No, I get it.
463
00:20:20,271 --> 00:20:21,816
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
464
00:20:21,942 --> 00:20:22,942
Bye.
465
00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:30,791
[ANNA SNIFFS]
466
00:20:31,418 --> 00:20:33,339
Thanks... for having me.
467
00:20:33,422 --> 00:20:34,422
It's all right.
468
00:20:36,513 --> 00:20:37,513
[MAYA CRYING]
469
00:20:41,648 --> 00:20:42,848
[MAYA SOBBING]
[SLAMS DOOR]
470
00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:50,624
- Hi.
- Hey.
471
00:20:53,421 --> 00:20:54,421
How was it?
472
00:20:54,966 --> 00:20:56,803
Good. Good.
473
00:20:57,262 --> 00:20:58,262
How was it with Maya?
474
00:20:58,598 --> 00:20:59,598
Good.
475
00:21:00,184 --> 00:21:01,563
- Good.
- OK.
476
00:21:17,052 --> 00:21:18,722
Oh, no.
477
00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:20,976
No...
478
00:21:21,936 --> 00:21:22,980
No...
479
00:21:44,649 --> 00:21:46,611
Maya, come here.
480
00:21:54,167 --> 00:21:56,380
You can never talk to someone like that,
481
00:21:56,756 --> 00:21:58,259
especially to your friend.
482
00:22:01,265 --> 00:22:02,560
Yeah, but she was...
483
00:22:02,643 --> 00:22:03,643
No.
484
00:22:05,899 --> 00:22:06,899
[MAYA SNIFFS]
485
00:22:07,068 --> 00:22:09,615
Anna is going
through a tough time right now,
486
00:22:10,158 --> 00:22:12,162
so we gotta be there for her.
487
00:22:12,245 --> 00:22:14,207
Mom, I am going
through a tough time right now
488
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,794
and you haven't been there for me.
489
00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:17,965
But I am always here for you.
490
00:22:18,382 --> 00:22:19,382
Always.
491
00:22:19,802 --> 00:22:21,556
When you said that I am not...
492
00:22:22,348 --> 00:22:23,977
your little girl anymore,
493
00:22:25,229 --> 00:22:26,481
did you mean that?
494
00:22:27,693 --> 00:22:28,693
[MAYA CRYING]
495
00:22:28,904 --> 00:22:30,489
You're always my little girl.
496
00:22:34,665 --> 00:22:36,043
- Mmm.
- Oh...
497
00:22:36,836 --> 00:22:38,548
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
498
00:22:45,562 --> 00:22:47,858
[SINGING LULLABY IN JAPANESE]
499
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,636
- Anna.
[ANNA] Yeah.
500
00:23:23,555 --> 00:23:25,517
Can we come in for a minute?
501
00:23:26,310 --> 00:23:27,310
[ANNA] Yeah.
502
00:23:33,490 --> 00:23:34,660
Um...
503
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:38,541
What's up?
504
00:23:47,310 --> 00:23:48,310
Go ahead.
505
00:23:50,901 --> 00:23:53,405
[KATHY] Your dad and I
have something to tell you.
506
00:23:57,497 --> 00:23:58,958
I don't know how to say this.
507
00:24:07,016 --> 00:24:10,982
Things with me and your dad
haven't been working...
508
00:24:12,276 --> 00:24:13,278
for a long time.
509
00:24:16,159 --> 00:24:17,159
Right, Curtis?
510
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:20,917
That's right.
511
00:24:25,052 --> 00:24:26,931
[KATHY] So, I hate...
512
00:24:28,308 --> 00:24:29,728
to tell you this...
513
00:24:35,448 --> 00:24:36,448
But we're...
514
00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:38,747
getting a divorce.
515
00:24:38,841 --> 00:24:40,917
[SAD PIANO MUSIC]
516
00:24:40,959 --> 00:24:41,959
OK.
517
00:24:43,338 --> 00:24:44,592
[KATHY] The retreat...
518
00:24:45,927 --> 00:24:47,514
helped us realize
519
00:24:48,933 --> 00:24:50,144
that it's, uh...
520
00:24:51,939 --> 00:24:53,526
the right thing to do.
521
00:25:23,085 --> 00:25:24,337
[RINGING]
522
00:25:27,218 --> 00:25:28,262
[RINGING]
523
00:25:33,355 --> 00:25:34,440
[RINGING CONTINUES]
524
00:25:36,486 --> 00:25:38,686
[YUKI OVER VOICEMAIL]
You have reached the Ishii-Peters.
525
00:25:38,950 --> 00:25:41,329
Please leave your name and phone number
526
00:25:41,454 --> 00:25:42,498
and we'll get back...
527
00:25:51,934 --> 00:25:52,978
[PAPERS RUSTLING]
528
00:26:00,075 --> 00:26:01,244
[PHONE RINGING]
529
00:26:06,547 --> 00:26:07,547
[HEATHER] Hello?
530
00:26:08,091 --> 00:26:09,970
[ANNA] Hi, is Heather there, please?
531
00:26:10,722 --> 00:26:11,724
This is Heather.
532
00:26:42,159 --> 00:26:43,538
[CRYING]
533
00:26:46,627 --> 00:26:47,627
[STAGE SPOTLIGHT SOUND]
534
00:26:50,175 --> 00:26:53,056
I'm not a girl
535
00:26:53,891 --> 00:26:56,897
I'm just a woman
536
00:26:57,858 --> 00:27:00,739
I don't want the world to know
537
00:27:01,322 --> 00:27:04,162
Everyone's gonna go
538
00:27:04,621 --> 00:27:06,332
Away from me
539
00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:11,009
'Cause I'm a little baby
540
00:27:11,259 --> 00:27:14,432
[VOICE BREAKING]
But not really'Cause I'm a woman
541
00:27:14,558 --> 00:27:17,354
I'm gonna be a star
542
00:27:20,110 --> 00:27:23,492
'Cause I don't have anymore mommy
543
00:27:23,951 --> 00:27:25,037
In my life
544
00:27:27,959 --> 00:27:31,049
I'm just gonna be a baby
545
00:27:31,132 --> 00:27:32,719
[VOICE CRACKING]
For life
546
00:27:35,558 --> 00:27:36,558
[STAGE SPOTLIGHT DIMS]
547
00:27:36,608 --> 00:27:41,158
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