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No, Nina. Just crash here.
It's fine, honestly.

I've even got
a spare toothbrush in there.

Whoa, Adam.
Yeah?

I think you're an attractive man
and you're obviously a good citizen.

My son's name was Gus.

A few days before he was due...

Jodie said to me,
"He's not moving."

I really think
Phillip should come tonight.

I mean, it's a question of everyone
just cutting through the bullshit.

I had intercourse with you.
Oh!

Sorry.

That was amazing!

Amazing.

- Oh, Cherie!
- How long?

29 weeks.
It's the real thing.

29 weeks is very early.

The baby might not be able
to breathe on its own yet, Jim.

They say that
I'm on airport standby, but...

Are you listening to me?
Hang on.

What are you doing?
I'm just getting ready to go.

I can't see anything.

Oh! I'm eye-to-eye
with your boosies right now.

Sorry.

No, seriously, your whole
boosial region's smiling at me.

Back now!

God, you look tired.
Oh, do I?

Yeah, well,
I was at the hospital all night.

Yeah, the hospital.

I've spoke to Dad,
I've spoken to Mick

and I don't know what's going on.

Zara went into premature labour.

So, have you pumped her
full of drugs to stop it?

Yes.

So now she's going to go full-term?

Well, full-term's optimistic,

but with some bed rest
and observation...

Doctor voice.

That wasn't doctor voice.
That was update voice.

It was doctor voice.

Well, sometimes, doctor voice
is the appropriate voice.

What about him?

Well, he seems
a bit offbeat for you.

You haven't even met him.

No, I spoke to him
for some time on the phone.

It's nothing. It's innocent.

He's a nice person
who just happens to be a man.

And you introduced him
to your family?

The only reason he met the family is
because I left my phone at his place

the night I accidentally
stayed there.

Random sexing!
No.

What, so instead of random sexing,

you just happened to meet
a perfectly nice man?

Yes.

Neens...

are you on a tragic, emotional,
kamikaze rebound mission?

Got to go.

I've got the specs,

but the measurements in the email

don't match the ones
in the CAD file.

So, would you mind
checking up on that for me?

I just need to know which
are the correct ones, OK?

Thanks. Yeah, bye.

There's muffins there
if you want them.

Thanks.

So, he seems nice.

Who?
Adam.

Oh, yeah, he's nice.
In a platonic way.

Really?
Mum.

He likes you.

Well, we don't
really know each other.

So, where do you see it heading?

Well, I don't see
it heading anywhere

because I've just
broken up with Patrick

and I'm not going to dive headlong
into some new, kamikaze...

Alright, alright.

Of course,
we have heard that before.

Dad's on his way over here.

Because he wants to clarify
some things about Phillip Noonan.

Why can't we all just...?
I'd like to clarify some things too.

Phillip is my biological father

and we're all trying
to figure out what that means

and if you're spending time
with him...

He's pursuing me.
It's been incessant.

Mum, it would really hurt Dad if
you got romantic with Phillip again.

Can I tell you something?

Mmm.

Back in the '70s,
after Billie was born,

I was on the brink of leaving Darcy.

I'd had enough and...

Philip was... keen.

He was sweet. But...

What?
The sex.

Yes?

It was absolutely, utterly...

mind-blowingly bad.

Move your leg.
No!

We only ever did it that once.
It drove me straight back to Darcy.

Sorry, was I conceived
during sex that was so bad

that it was in minus numbers?

But, darling,

I don't believe that the sexual
performance during the conception

has anything to do with the sexual
performance of the offspring.

Who DOES think that?
No-one.

I'm just saying,
I don't want you to think that

that's the reason
why you're bad in bed.

I'm not bad in bed!
I'm not bad in bed.

Oh, that must be Darcy.

I am good in bed.

Good morning.
Phillip.

I've got muffins.
Oh.

Hi, Nina.
Hi!

How's poor Zara doing?
Oh, yeah. Fine, fine. Good. Fine.

Nifedipine to try
and stop the labour?

Yeah, sorry. This...
You can't be here.

I've got muffins.

My dad's on his way here
right now, so...

Good-o.
No, Phillip.

Nina thinks it would be unwise
if Darcy were to see you here.

Mmm.

Oh.
Sorry to push you out the door.

No, no, it's alright.
If you think that's...

Yeah.

Oh!

No, no, no, no, no.
Quick. Out the back.

Quick, quick.

I'll show you. I'll show you.
Back this way.

Oh, God.
Crumbs.

Hello.

Geraldine. How are you?
Good, good.

Is Nina around?

What now?
Just quick! Go out the front.

I mean, I haven't seen her.

Oh, well,
she said she was on her way here.

Go!

Oh, well, maybe she came
while I was in the shower.

Oh.

I definitely arranged
to meet her here.

Hello, love.
Hi, Dad!

What are you doing?
I was just mixing it up a bit.

Sometimes, I come in the front.

Sometimes, I come in the window,
you know.

Do you need a hand?
No, no, no. It's fine.

I do this all the time.
It's great. Ooh!

Have you got any muffins, Mum?
Yes, I do.

How about some muffins, Darcy?
Why don't we...?

I like coming in that way.

Eat muffins?

Last night was the second time
I've been ambushed

by a run-in with
Nina's... biological father.

Look, can I just...?
No, no. Just hear me out.

Nina, you deserve to have an ongoing
relationship with the man.

If you feel it's something you need.

Still, I'd rather
not see him all the time.

Oh, of course not.

And in future,
I'd like to be consulted,

or at the very least forewarned,

if you're thinking of
including him in family events.

I think that's only fair.
Don't you, Mum?

Hey, I didn't come on too strong
in there, did I?

Not at all. You were great.
Good.

- See you, love.
- Nina!

What are you doing?

You were meant to go away.

Well, you were waving me.
I thought you meant...

This is so much fun.
What?

Hiding from your father,
crawling under windows,

hiding in bushes.

Your mother does something to me.

I've got to go to work.

What about Zara?

I know he's the father
and everything,

but he's being an idiot.

It's not fair on her.
He's got to stop it.

You've got to say something.
There's nothing I can do.

Well, you're the only one that can.
No, she can.

- Hmm? What's going on?
- Jimmy.

He's making a complete
pain of himself.

Zara really needs to rest.
You've got to go and say something.

Where is he?

Zara's room.
OK.

I got the house key.
Thanks for that.

Oh, you're welcome.

Was there a message that
I was supposed to understand

in the way you delivered it?

Sorry?

Well, you just...

You came to the gig
and you didn't say hello to me,

but you gave the key to Dad.

You were busy.
Oh.

Oh.

So, that's your way of telling me
you were watching me?

I can see what you're doing.
Oh?

You feel guilty about this new guy,
so you're taking it out on me.

Oh, no, don't do that.
Don't look into me and read me.

Don't decode me. Don't...
Attempt to understand you?

There's nothing going on
between Adam and I.

Despite what it might look like,
it's platonic.

Not that it has
anything to do with you.

So why are you telling me
about it, then?

Well, because I'm... Don't.

Sorry.
No need to get worked up about it.

I'm not worked up about it.
My mistake.

Draw four.
Oh.

Hey, Neens.
Hi. How's it going?

Good.

Jim, can I have a word
with Zara, please?

OK.

Everything OK?

Can I be honest?
Mm-hm.

I'm exhausted.

What's he doing?

His practical jokes, stupid stuff.
He's on this surprise jag.

First, there was surprise chips.

Surprise chips.

Then, there was surprise vampire.

Probably the grossest was...

Surprise urine sample.

It's been harmless,
but strangely annoying.

Yeah.

And I don't want to send him away,

so I thought maybe if we played Uno,
he'd settle down.

I'll have a word with him.
Thanks.

Nina?

You know, don't you,
that if I have a Caesarean,

I want Clegg to do it.

Yeah, well, he's very good.
It's nothing personal.

I wouldn't do it.
The baby's going to be my relative.

Yeah.
And Clegg's stitches are the best.

Well, I'll have a word to Jimmy.

Surprise hairspray!
Stop it!

You're going to have to rein it in
if you want to stay here.

What?
Zara is very delicate.

If you can't control yourself,
you'll have to leave.

I was just trying to be...
It's annoying.

I wasn't trying to be annoying.

She's just been
really stressed lately

and I was trying
to take her mind off it.

Jimmy, she needs peace and quiet

and to keep that baby inside
for as long as possible.

OK.

But it's totally bogus
you threatening me with banishment.

It's like negative treatment
for being a family member.

I'd be having this conversation
with any expectant father

that was being a pest.

You'd use a nicer tone, I bet.

This is the tone I use
when I get surprise hairspray.

Hey.

Last night - Mick and Rosanna?

Yeah.

Did you think... anything?

I thought they sounded
great together.

Is that what you meant?

Yep.
OK.

Put that away.

Hi. Come in.
Thanks.

Well... the phone's been ringing.

Aha!
Yeah, last night was a big success.

We've already had an expression
of interest from a booking agent.

Great!

I thought we should discuss
the possibility of...

A tour.
Yeah.

And is that what you want?

I thought that was the whole point.
You know, make a show, tour.

Yeah, but do YOU want to do it?

I asked you first.
Well, you're half the team.

Well, you're the captain
of the team.

You know I'm just
the keyboard player.

We're a duo.

If we're going
to make that decision,

I think we should make it together.

Are we still talking
about working together

or are we talking about
what happened last night?

Nothing happened.

Yeah, but something nearly did.

Yeah, but... nothing did.

OK, then.

Well, we should go over
some potential dates.

Hello?
It's Phillip.

Hello.

I want you to come
on a date with me.

A date?
An old-fashioned date.

Dinner and a stroll
through the park.

I'll pick you up, drop you home.

I, um...

I'm not going to go
on a date with you.

I just don't think it's a good idea.

Hello?

Are you there?
Yes.

Oh, OK.
I'll let you buy me dinner.

Great.

As long as you understand
that nothing...

NOTHING is going to happen.

I'll pick you up at five.

"Nina."

Nina with quotation marks?

"It's finished.
We're not getting back together.

"Please stop talking as if we are
because it's not going to happen."

What? I haven't been!

Patrick, quotation marks.

I don't know where you got
the frankly outrageous idea

that I think...

I haven't been talking as if
we're getting back together.

Nothing I've said or done could
have left him with the impression

that that's what I wanted
or was trying to achieve.

Excuse me? Hello?
I'm looking for someone.

Patrick Reid.
Oh, yes.

I'm looking for him myself,
actually.

Are you a patient?
Um, no. Not so much, no.

OK, hang on. Cherie?

Do you know where Dr Reid is?
Um...

Dr Reid.

I never got used
to hearing people call him that.

Oh, are you a friend of his?

Not exactly.
I used to be married to him.

Wait here.

Oh!

It's Jodie, isn't it?
Yeah.

I thought you lived in Perth.

Yes, I'm visiting
with my husband and son.

They're just parking the car.
Right.

I'm Nina.

Hi!

Here they are.

Jodie.

This is him?
Patrick, this is my husband, Matt.

G'day.
Hi.

This is Liam.
Hey, Liam. Hi.

Have you met my colleague Nina?

- "Colleague"?
- Jodie!

Excuse me.
Well, come to my office.

"My colleague."

It's one thing to end
a relationship, Patrick.

Another to wipe it
off the face of the earth.

Nina?

Jodie. Wow. Did you know she was...?

Yeah, I knew they were in town
and they'd pop in at some point.

Jodie and Martin are friends.
Oh, you don't have to explain to me.

We're not together anymore.
You're not accountable to me.

Nina, you're upset.

No, I'm not.
Yeah, you are.

Am I just your colleague?

Is there a better word?

No.

No, I guess not.

It's just...

Sorry, being introduced to her
that way was...

Thanks for the email.
What email?

I don't want to get back
together with you

and I haven't been talking that way.

Nina, that email wasn't for you.
It was meant for my sister.

Oh, please.

Patrick!

Nina, I must have
addressed it to you by mistake.

Hey, Nina, look.

I apologise. It won't happen again.

Hello.
Hey, Nina. It's Adam.

What are you doing?
Oh, um, I don't know, really.

Do you want to have dinner tonight?
Um, well, I...

Wow. I'm just... I'm a bit...

Yeah, listen, no dramas.
It's not like a date.

It's just maybe even a non-date.

Hello? Are you still alive?

Hmm? Yeah. Oh, sorry.

Yes. Alright.

Can you go?

As in...?
Leave.

What did I do?
Nothing, nothing.

It's just... you sitting there
is starting to stress me out

and I'm going to be in here awhile.

You want me to go?

Yeah, just hang with Mick,
or whatever.

Oh, OK.

Am I allowed to come back?
Yeah, at some point.

OK. Bye.

Geraldine,
can I lay my cards on the table?

What cards?

Way back then...

you came to me and told me
that your marriage was over and...

we had this
miraculous night together.

A night that resulted in Nina.

But then you disappeared.

It was the sex.

You'd breathe out

and I don't know what you'd
been eating, but it wasn't good

and I kept breathing to escape
and you kept exhaling and exhaling.

And you have no gift
for the act itself.

None.

Your lack of talent in bed
saved my marriage.

In intervening news,

I've had oral surgery
for tonsil stones...

which would probably be
the cause of the halitosis.

Oh.

I've read a lot of books

and seen a lot of films about sex.

Oh, that's very... dedicated of you.

Sleeping with you was the bravest
thing I've ever done in my life.

Until now.

Geraldine, please,
give me another trot.

Oh, Phillip.

Uh...

- Kate.
- Oh, the email. Oh, God.

Oh, God. I am so sorry.

It's just...
Patrick is mortified.

I'm mortified.

Oh, God, the whole thing,
it's just...

It's mortifying.
Well, it was an accident.

I just want you to know that,
for the record,

I haven't been going on and on
about you two getting back together.

It's... Well, OK, I have.

But I just think that the whole
thing happened so Speedy Gonzales

and now, two people that should
be together aren't together

and I just...

I can't get over it. It's crazy.

Anyway, I'm embarrassed now
and I'm going to go.

Hello.
Hello.

Sorry.

How are you going?
Good.

You weren't 100% about
having dinner with me, were you?

Oh, it's just... I was...
It's OK.

No, you're right.
I wasn't 100% sure.

Even though you said
it was a non-date.

It's still enough like a date.
Questioning my motives.

It's fine.

I don't want you
to spend the whole of dinner

nervous that, at any minute,
I might suddenly put on the moves.

Me neither.

But let's say
it won't happen tonight.

That way, neither of us need
to fear the end of dinner.

OK.

I'm walking around going,
"What is that smell?"

Look down. Oh, the nappy's leaking.

Oh, here's Pat.
Sorry, we didn't wait for you.

We are well under way.

It's so good to see you.
You too.

Oh, and I was just about to ask Kate
if you were seeing anyone.

Single.

Well, you went to
the hospital, right?

Did you meet Nina?

Yeah, the blonde one.
Yeah.

You said she was your colleague.
She is my colleague.

Also the woman he broke up with,
like a tragic.

Patrick, that is so you.

All cloak and dagger
with your emotions.

Oh, but Nina? She's lovely.
Yes.

And that must
have been awful for her,

being introduced as your colleague.

Yeah.
When did you break up?

Oh, five minutes ago.
Why?

Because he's wedded to misery

and he has decided
to ruin every relationship

for the rest of his life.

We were headed
in separate directions.

Um, hello?
Whose version do you believe?

His or mine?
Is it time to order some food?

I'm not religious,
if that's what you're asking.

No.

But just how do you keep
the engine running?

Beliefs.

More...

You feed homeless people.

You look after stray doctors
who have had too much to drink.

Where does that come from?

I'm no angel.

I slept through my teens,
partied through my 20s.

Then, I thought about
how I wanted my life to be.

My only skill, apart from cooking,
is I can do this.

Shamone!

Michael Jackson.

Oh, no, Patrick's the favourite.

She doesn't even pretend to like me
when I try and take her off him.

She grabs on to him.
"I don't want to go."

It's fine. It's terrific.
I'm not offended.

I might just call the babysitter.

OK.

Smooth exit.

So?
So.

Is your husband OK
with you having dinner with me?

Of course. Why?
He's not the jealous type?

No. He knows all about us, Patrick.

All of it.

I'm not here to rub
your face in anything.

But I wanted to give you this.

Remember the air conditioner
didn't work

and the mosquitoes
were biting like crazy?

Yeah.

Hey, it's OK.

Why did you make this?

Because I'm his mother...

and I wanted
my other children to know him.

You know,
at the end of this ice-cream,

that's the official end of dinner.

I know. I was just thinking that.

It's been a really good dinner.
It has.

I hope we have another one sometime.

Ooh, sorry.

Oh, it's work. I've got to...
Hello.

Nina, you've got to come in.

What?
It's Zara.

What's happened?

We can't hold the labour off
any longer.

It's happening right now.

Ooh, I've got... Yeah.

I'm sorry. I'm going to have to go.
Someone needs me at work.

I've really got to go now.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

Goodnight. I'm going to call.
I'll call. I will.

Zara, hi.
Where's Jimmy?

He's on his way. She's in shock.

She's been saying
the same thing for five minutes.

Where's Clegg?
He's scheduled to do the Caesarean.

Cherie says there's a problem.
I don't know where he is.

Zara, can I examine you? It's OK.

Hey, where's Martin?

Where's Jimmy?
He's on his way, Zars.

Jimmy.

Hello. What's going on?
Can you take me home?

I don't want to do this.
Zara, I need to examine you.

It sounds like Nina needs
to just check everything's OK.

How about we let her do that, yeah?

OK.
OK?

OK.
OK.

Hop on. Help her up on the bed, Jim.
OK.

Big, deep breaths.

About one minute from now?
Yeah.

OK, Zar. Just relax.

Yes, yes, I'm coming!
Are you OK?

Um, yes. Let's go.

Nina, can't you give her
something else to make it stop?

There's no stopping it now, Jimmy.
The baby's coming.

We need to get to theatre.
But...

But the baby won't...
I'm ordering a code green.

What's that?
It's an emergency caesar.

Zara, I'll see you in there.
Where's Martin?

Let's assume he's not coming.
What?

Didn't you say the baby's coming?
What's going on?

Martin's not going to be able
to do the caesarean.

Sorry.

Will you do it? I want you to do it.

Yeah. Yes. Yep, I'll do it.
OK.

Nina, Nina! Zara's only 29 weeks.
I know.

The NICU team are going
to be right there ready to help.

But the baby won't be able
to breathe, will it?

Remember, I told you
we were giving Zara drugs

to help the baby's lungs mature?

Yeah, but you said
the drugs needed time to work.

Jimmy, we're all
going to do our very best.

I promise you.

Sorry, Nina.
Where's Martin?

I want to tell you,
but I don't want to tell you.

What? Why?
He sustained an injury.

It's a sex injury, isn't it?

I put him on painkillers,
so we'll see.

Hopefully, by tomorrow,
everything will be OK.

I have to wash my hands now.

Could you please get Jimmy
prepped for theatre?

Sure.

Hey, Jimmy. Follow me.

It's OK.
She'll be fine. Come on.

- Jimmy!
- Jimmy!

What's happening?
We're getting him changed.

Is the baby going to be alright?

We've got the intensive care unit
standing by.

Come on, Jimmy.

Hey, Jimmy.

Did the spinal block take effect?

- IDC is in.
- Hi, Zara.

Jimmy's here.

Jimmy.

Hi.

Ready to go?

I'm going to make
an incision now, OK?

No, no, no, no, no.
Stop, wait. You're hurting her.

Are you in pain, Zara?
No, no pain. But I can feel it.

I can feel her cutting me.
There is some sensation, OK?

It's normal.
Zara, look at me.

Don't worry about
what's happening down there.

Just focus on me, OK?

Do you remember before when I was
doing all those lame surprises?

They were funny.
Oh, really?

At the time,
you thought they were boring.

No, they were funny.
You were really funny.

It's OK.

It's OK.

Billie.
I'm home.

What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was at the airport on standby
and I got a flight and now I'm home.

Come and get me.

No, we're at the hospital.
Jimmy's baby's being born right now.

What?!

Hey, hey, hey. No, no, no.
It's an emergency.

I've got to get to the hospital.
Mine.

Here he is.

Is he breathing?

- Is he breathing?
- Check the lungs.

What colour is he?
Blue.

Oh, no!

- No!
- No response.

Will someone tell me
if he's breathing?

Still nothing.

- It's alright, Jimmy.
- Come on, little man.

That's what we want to hear.
Let's get him to the NICU.

- What's going on?
- Jimmy, you go with him.

Jim, go.

Take some photos
and send them to Zara.

OK.

Hey. It's going to be OK.

Are you alright?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Are you?

Yeah, yeah.

Exhausted?

Patrick...

I know I said that nothing
was going on with Adam...

but I'm not sure that
that's true.

And...

the reason I'm telling
you this is because...

I don't think things
had to go wrong between us.

I think we could have tried harder
to stay together.

But we didn't.

That's what's happened and I, um...

I want to get over us.

I just... I don't want this
to hurt anymore.

You should probably go
and be with your family.

Yeah.

Hey, Zara. How are you doing?

It's a bit hard to take in
right now, hey, Zars?

Jimmy sent through a picture.

29 weeks.

I know what's going on in the NICU.

I know it's not good.

I just wish I didn't know.

I just wish I didn't know!

Photos.

Oh-ho-ho!
- Oh, look at that!

Here you are. I've been upstairs.
I've been downstairs.

It's you. It's really you.

God, you smell so good.

So do you.

Oh, Neens.

You've been through so much
while I've been away.

I'm so glad you're home.

Welcome back.
It's so good to see you, sweetie.

Cherie.

Hello, my girl. Hello, darling.

Where's Jimmy? I want to see Jimmy.

He's in there, but you have
to be very quiet, Billie.

Yeah, inside voice.

Hi.

I love you so much.
I never tell you, but I do.

I love you so much.

Take a look at him.

Hello, beautiful.

What's his name?
He doesn't have one yet.

We've been calling him Peanut.

Hello, Peanut.

I brought you something.

I made the taxi stop on the way and
everyone yelled and honked at me,

but I didn't care.

Hey.

You may not have a name yet,

but you've got an auntie
who loves you, OK?

You're beautiful.

Adam.

Hi.
Hi.

I fell asleep.
Mmm.

What are you doing
sleeping outside my door?

I knew you'd be exhausted
by the time you finally got home.

By then, it would be ages since
you ate, so I made you some soup.

It's just a delivery, though.
That's all.

Thank you.
That's alright. Enjoy.

Do you want to come in?

Keep me company while I eat it?

Yeah.

Oh...

no funny business, though.

I think we should make a toast.

Mmm.

The new baby.

The new baby.

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