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[HORN HONKS]
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WOMAN:
Thanks.
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HARRY:
Coming through.
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-Darn.
-That makes six in a row.
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You owe me another buck.
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Get you next time.
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That will be all.
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Whew. How long you been
in that Research Department now?
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Two weeks.
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You must've spent all that time
figuring out the fastest route up here.
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Think what you want.
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You know. if I hadn't caught my robe
on that drinking fountain--
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People wouldn't have shouted
"pervert" at you.
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Yeah. you're right.
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Hi. judge. Hi. Kristen.
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[IN UNISON]
Hey. Bull.
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She beat you again. huh. sir?
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lCHUCKLESl
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-What can I do for you?
-I might be late for this session.
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One of the prisoners escaped
and is on the loose.
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Is he dangerous?
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I doubt it.
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Some pervert who just tried
to take a sponge bath...
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...in one of the water fountains.
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lCHUCKLESl
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They say he was wearing a dress too.
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[LAUGHS]
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-Don't worry. we'll get him.
-Yeah. good luck.
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Well. first offense.
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Time off for good behavior.
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Shouldn't be too bad.
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Hey. Harry. did you hear?
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Yeah. I heard. Some sicko in a dress tried
to rinse himself off in a drinking fountain.
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Why don't we all notify the media. huh?
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I was gonna say
the bank approved my car loan.
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Oh.
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HBPPY payments.
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Yeah. thanks.
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-Anybody up for some coffee?
-Oh. no. I have to go meet with a client.
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-Yeah. and I gotta--
-Have your fingerprints changed.
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That might help.
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See you guys later.
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Thanks. Mac.
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Hey. great.
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I had a side bet with him.
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Billie.
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Your Honor.
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I saw that water-fountain incident.
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But I couldn't make out his face.
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Excuse me. I'm gonna go
take an English refresher course.
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Sir. wait a minute.
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-Not another penny. Mac.
-Oh. no. sir. No. sir.
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I just want to give you this.
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It came special delivery
from the mayor's office. Heh.
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Yeah. it's an invitation.
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Well. it wasn't marked "personal"
so I opened it.
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It's pretty exciting.
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ICHUCKLESI
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-"The Honorable Harold T.--"
-"Stone."
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It's a big reception
and they want you to make a speech too.
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-Particulars. Mac?
-Eight o'clock. next Saturday.
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-Cocktails at 7. black tie.
-Thank you.
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Oh. my pleasure. sir.
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Look. Mac. do me a favor.
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Don't mention that invitation
to anyone else. all right?
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Especia||y--
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Please. take me with you!
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All rise.
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Criminal court. part two.
is now in session.
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The Honorable Harold T. Stone presiding.
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-You may be seat--
WOMAN: Aah!
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That's the man!
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He did the most disgusting thing!
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He exposed himself!
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HARRY:
So. uh. ha. ha. ha....
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Must be a full moon out tonight. huh?
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No. I think everybody's just on edge
because that creep's still on the loose.
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We'll get him.
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Police artist made a composite based on
eyewitness descriptions and. uh....
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Better let me take that. huh?
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-So I hear congratulations are in order.
-I beg your pardon?
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Oh. come on. Don't be modest.
A speech at the mayor's. that's big stuff.
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Yes. sir.
and we are fiercely proud of you.
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And I swear. I won't do a thing
to draw attention to myself.
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-No.
-I've got a bad suit.
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I could pass for a Democrat.
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No.
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First case. Your Honor.
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People v. the Reader family.
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-Wow.
MR. READER: Ooh.
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Oh.
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Dad. that's the jury box. isn't it?
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Yes. son. it is.
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But there's no jury tonight.
because we are in...?
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-Jenny?
-Arraignment court.
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Very good.
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Brian. can you spell arraignment?
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A-R-R-A-|--
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N.
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G. it's silent.
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ICHUCKLESI
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What must you think of me?
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What's the charge. Mac?
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"Destruction of property.
disturbing the peace. aggravated assault."
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Assault?
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A-S-S-A-U-L-T.
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Go to your desk and take a N-A-P.
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Yes. sir.
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You must be the Readers.
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-Yes. sir. I'm Tom.
-I'm Sally.
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-I'm Brian.
-And I'm Jenny.
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Apparently,
Karen and Cubby were lost in the shuffle.
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What is the story. Mr. Prosecutor?
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Your Honor. the Readers were staying
at the Go Yankees Motel...
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...just a few blocks from here.
when the police were called...
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...by the manager.
a "Mr. Blacky Buzz|ick."
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Blacky Buzzlick?
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My friends call me Lonnie.
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And for good reason. no doubt.
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Mr. Buzzlick.
would you mind approaching the bench?
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Your Honor. when the police arrived
they found...
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...that Mr. and Mrs. America here
had destroyed their rooms...
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...and were flinging the contents thereof
at Mr. Buzzlick.
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Your Honor. the Readers booked their room
months ago...
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...based on an ad
in Knuckleball Magazine.
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They had no way of knowing
it was an X-rated motel.
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It says right here.
"An oasis of adult pleasure."
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We thought that meant
a babysitting service.
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Your Honor.
while the people sympathize...
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...with the plight of Ozzy
and his brood here. the fact remains...
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...they signed an agreement
with Mr. Buzzlick...
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...and he is well within his rights
to withhold any moneys deposited.
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Hey. they pay the damages.
they're more than welcome to stay.
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I'll never go back there.
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It was awful.
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The toys were nice. though.
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Toys?
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Some items of amusement
included at no extra charge.
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Oh. my God.
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All right. people. give me some air. huh?
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Mr. and Mrs. Reader. I'm afraid
I have no choice but to find you guilty.
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Oh. that's okay. Your Honor.
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It'll just bring us closer together.
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You put your picture
on your Christmas cards. don't you?
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What's next on the hit parade. Mac?
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That's chowtime. sir.
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All right. dinner. everybody.
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Bull.
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Any luck with the von Trapp family?
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No. sir. Not yet.
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Called every agency in town.
but they don't qualify for any kind of aid.
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Is there anybody in Ohio
they can write to for money?
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No family. no friends.
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But that just....
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Brings them closer together.
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Yeah. I know.
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-Keep working on it. huh. Bull?
-Yes. sir.
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You can have half my sandwich.
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[HORN HONKS]
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-Hey. A.J. Foyt.
-Want a rematch?
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No. I can't afford it. Come on in.
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I got the Lansing files
you wanted copies of.
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Great.
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You are doing wonders for the efficiency
of that research department.
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Thanks.
I mean. it's nice of you to notice.
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-Want some freeze-dried enchiladas?
-No. thanks. Harry--
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They're the latest thing.
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All you do is add water...
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...and. voila. you got...
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...hot. wet garbage.
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-Hey. Harry.
-Yeah?
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Saturday. there's this kind of prom thing
to celebrate my prelaw graduating class...
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...and I thought
you might wanna go with me.
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Gee. Kristen. I would love to go...
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...but I've got a date at the mayor's
on Saturday.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry.
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Maybe next time. huh?
Like when you graduate post-law school.
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Yeah. right. Sure. it's a date.
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Well. I gotta go now. See you later.
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Okay. tomorrow night
I'll be back in shape for a rematch.
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Sure.
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Hey. Kristen.
you wanna grab a bite to eat?
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[VOICE BREAKING]
No. thanks.
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I'm having tacos with Fritz Mondale
in the park.
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Kristen?
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Kristen. Kristen.
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OkaY-
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Now it's...
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...thinner.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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-Yeah?
-Harry.
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I've just invented fiesta soup.
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Harry. I have to talk to you about Kristen.
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-What's the matter with Kristen?
-What's the matter?
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She's devastated.
that's what's the matter.
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I told her not to pop a wheelie
on a newly waxed floor.
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-She's not physically hurt.
-Well. then what's the problem?
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-You are the problem.
-Come again?
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Harry. she asked you
to go to that prom thing with her.
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And you tell her
you have to go to the mayor's.
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-I do.
-Of course you do.
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But how's she supposed to know that?
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-I told her.
-You see?
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Why are you yelling at me?
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Because...
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...I had to yell at somebody.
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Well. as long as there's a good reason.
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I'm sorry. Harry.
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It's just that that poor girl
feels so rejected right now.
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Don't tell me she's got a crush on me?
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No.
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Well. of course she likes you...
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...but you're the fifth person that she's
asked to that dance that turned her down.
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-I see.
-And they all had some imaginative excuses.
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-Such as?
-A party at the White House for Nancy.
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-Uh-huh.
-A sudden call to active duty...
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...by the National Guard.
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-Okay.
-And my personal favorite:
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Elective open-heart surgery.
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-Poor kid.
-Yeah. tell me about it.
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So when I told her
I had to go to the mayor's...
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...it sounded like a lot of--
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Bull muffins.
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I better go find her.
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Billie. would you stir that stuff for me?
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What in the hell are they smiling about?
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Take it easy. Dan.
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They're just one big happy family.
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I want your planet of origin.
and I want it now.
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DAN: Harry. ever since I was a little boy
I had a dream:
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To go to the mayor's and wear a tuxedo.
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I won't make a scene. I'll be very quiet.
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Hi.
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-Hello.
-Mind if I join you?
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No. pull up a wheelchair.
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Kristen. I really do have a date
at the mayor's on Saturday.
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Oh. I'm sure.
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What about Friday. then?
Dining with the governor?
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I can understand why you're bitter.
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No. you can't.
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You're right. I can't.
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Wanna see a magic trick?
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Look. an invitation to the mayor's.
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Now watch as I make it disappear.
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Nothing up my sleeves.
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I say the magic words:
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Dan. you want the invitation?
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[LAUGHS]
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I will never forget you for this.
I'm gonna name my first-born after you.
251
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Unless I prove to be sterile.
in which case I will buy a dog.
252
00:14:48,867 --> 00:14:50,927
I will name him Harry.
253
00:14:53,105 --> 00:14:54,965
May God follow you
the rest of your days.
254
00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:58,340
And may the angel of death not come
across your path until you're into your 80s.
255
00:14:58,510 --> 00:15:00,500
[LAUGHS]
256
00:15:03,649 --> 00:15:05,849
-How'd I do it?
-Very funny.
257
00:15:06,018 --> 00:15:08,318
-I thought so.
-Well. now I'm free.
258
00:15:08,486 --> 00:15:10,956
So is that invitation to the big shindig
still open?
259
00:15:12,423 --> 00:15:15,223
I'm sorry. but I don't need this.
260
00:15:15,393 --> 00:15:16,923
You don't need what?
261
00:15:17,627 --> 00:15:18,987
Your sympathY-
262
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,332
What are you talking about?
263
00:15:21,496 --> 00:15:23,486
IYELLINGI
The little gimp gets her feelings hurt...
264
00:15:23,665 --> 00:15:26,255
...so you make a grand gesture
to make her feel all right.
265
00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:28,903
I suppose that makes you feel
like a great big hero.
266
00:15:29,069 --> 00:15:31,769
MAN: Your Honor.
WOMAN: You can't do that.
267
00:15:31,938 --> 00:15:34,458
DAN:
Now wait a minute.
268
00:15:34,908 --> 00:15:37,038
Let's hear his side of it.
269
00:15:39,913 --> 00:15:41,113
Harry?
270
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:45,976
Kristen. how about you and me
go somewhere else and talk about this?
271
00:15:46,453 --> 00:15:49,623
There's nothing to talk about.
272
00:15:52,092 --> 00:15:53,792
You're right.
273
00:15:54,394 --> 00:15:55,454
What?
274
00:15:55,629 --> 00:15:58,099
There's nothing to talk about.
275
00:15:59,099 --> 00:16:02,119
I wouldn't go to that dance
if you were the last person on Earth.
276
00:16:02,301 --> 00:16:04,791
Hey. you can't say that. I'm disabled.
277
00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:06,270
You sure are.
278
00:16:06,438 --> 00:16:08,408
Right up here.
279
00:16:09,007 --> 00:16:11,597
Dan. give me the invitation back.
280
00:16:12,743 --> 00:16:14,943
Ha-ha-ha. No. She's kidding.
281
00:16:15,112 --> 00:16:16,772
Look at her. she's kidding.
282
00:16:16,946 --> 00:16:19,006
-Now.
-She wants to....
283
00:16:19,182 --> 00:16:20,772
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
284
00:16:20,949 --> 00:16:22,509
No. wait. Harry. reconsider this.
285
00:16:22,684 --> 00:16:24,344
IMUMBLESI
286
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:42,560
What's the matter.
never seen a wimp before?
287
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,796
Yay!
288
00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:50,272
SALLY:
Oh....
289
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,807
Alabama. Jenny.
290
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:53,999
Montgomery.
291
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,940
[READERS CHEERINGI
292
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,922
-Um-- Nevada.
-Reno.
293
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:05,648
READERS: Ooh.
-I mean. Carson City.
294
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,785
IALL CHEER]
295
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,588
Even Richard Dawson
would hate these people.
296
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,026
Hey. Bull. How'd you do?
297
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:18,601
I hit everybody in the guards' lounge.
the cops. the DA's office.
298
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,301
And?
299
00:17:20,471 --> 00:17:23,131
Fifty-two dollars and 27 cents.
300
00:17:23,307 --> 00:17:26,397
-Well. that will get them to Queens.
-Well. Mr. Shannon?
301
00:17:26,577 --> 00:17:28,237
I'm afraid it just isn't enough.
302
00:17:28,412 --> 00:17:30,042
That's all right. Bull.
303
00:17:30,213 --> 00:17:32,243
At least you tried.
304
00:17:36,552 --> 00:17:39,682
And that's all that really matters.
isn't it. Mom?
305
00:17:39,855 --> 00:17:41,475
Yes. dear.
306
00:17:41,657 --> 00:17:42,947
That's all we can do.
307
00:17:43,124 --> 00:17:44,964
That's all any of us can do.
308
00:17:45,126 --> 00:17:49,956
Just put our nose to the grindstone.
our shoulder to the wheel. and just try.
309
00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:54,360
What difference does it make
if we're stuck here forever?
310
00:17:55,369 --> 00:17:58,769
At least we're stuck together.
311
00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:10,884
Bon voyage.
312
00:18:13,852 --> 00:18:16,452
I swear to you. Harry. it moved.
313
00:18:17,488 --> 00:18:18,918
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
314
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:23,224
-Can I come in?
-Sure.
315
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:26,364
-There. it did it again.
-Billie. will you excuse us?
316
00:18:26,529 --> 00:18:28,899
Don't go near it.
There's something's down there.
317
00:18:29,065 --> 00:18:31,965
-See you in court.
-It was the hot water. brought it to life.
318
00:18:32,135 --> 00:18:33,795
-Right.
-Wait. wait. electricity.
319
00:18:33,969 --> 00:18:37,799
You've seen those movies.
They always kill it with electricity.
320
00:18:40,274 --> 00:18:42,374
So. what can I do for you?
321
00:18:43,411 --> 00:18:46,641
-Hit me over the head with a baseball bat?
-If you think it will help.
322
00:18:47,114 --> 00:18:48,584
It might.
323
00:18:48,749 --> 00:18:50,949
I just talked to Dan.
324
00:18:51,118 --> 00:18:54,818
Turns out you really did have an invitation
to the mayor's.
325
00:18:54,988 --> 00:18:58,888
I could've sworn I said that to someone
just a little while ago.
326
00:18:59,059 --> 00:19:00,549
You did.
327
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:09,172
I apologize for not believing in you.
328
00:19:09,335 --> 00:19:11,325
Not accepted.
329
00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:14,455
OkaY-
330
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:18,670
Not accepted until you agree
to take people at face value.
331
00:19:18,844 --> 00:19:21,474
I've tried that before and it didn't work.
332
00:19:21,647 --> 00:19:24,617
Well. you didn't try it with me.
333
00:19:26,451 --> 00:19:28,551
Innocent until proven guilty?
334
00:19:28,987 --> 00:19:30,077
What else is there?
335
00:19:30,255 --> 00:19:31,685
Initial distrust.
336
00:19:31,856 --> 00:19:34,916
Boy. that makes you wanna wake up
every morning. doesn't it?
337
00:19:35,093 --> 00:19:39,723
But you changed your mind
because you felt sorry for me. didn't you?
338
00:19:40,398 --> 00:19:41,988
-Yeah.
-See?
339
00:19:42,165 --> 00:19:44,565
But if I hadn't had other plans...
340
00:19:44,735 --> 00:19:48,065
...how do you know that I wouldn't have
wanted to go with you?
341
00:19:50,974 --> 00:19:52,704
Would you have?
342
00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:56,940
-How old are you?
-Twenty-one.
343
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,643
Absolutely.
344
00:20:00,549 --> 00:20:01,569
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
345
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:02,950
-Who is it?
DAN: Dan.
346
00:20:03,852 --> 00:20:05,722
-Just a minute.
DAN: Okay.
347
00:20:09,223 --> 00:20:13,853
Kristen. I really want to go to that dance
with you on Saturday.
348
00:20:15,229 --> 00:20:17,289
That would be wonderful.
349
00:20:17,998 --> 00:20:19,058
Great.
350
00:20:19,233 --> 00:20:22,463
Then we won't need this invitation.
351
00:20:25,940 --> 00:20:27,740
-Dan?
DAN: Uh-huh.
352
00:20:29,410 --> 00:20:31,140
Have fun.
353
00:20:31,311 --> 00:20:32,341
[DAN SCREAMSI
354
00:20:32,512 --> 00:20:34,502
ISTOMPINGI
355
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,140
-Heh.
-Aah.
356
00:20:42,322 --> 00:20:43,982
[PANTS]
357
00:20:44,156 --> 00:20:45,276
Line 1. Your Honor.
358
00:20:45,457 --> 00:20:48,047
-Oh. I can't. I'm busy.
-It's the mayor.
359
00:20:52,029 --> 00:20:54,329
Hello. Mr. Mayor?
360
00:20:54,497 --> 00:20:55,967
Hi. yeah.
361
00:20:56,132 --> 00:20:57,462
Oh. yeah. me too.
362
00:20:57,634 --> 00:21:01,074
Yeah. thank you very much
for being so understanding. Uh-huh.
363
00:21:01,237 --> 00:21:02,727
Oh. huh?
364
00:21:02,906 --> 00:21:05,396
No. I haven't heard
the one about the Republican...
365
00:21:05,575 --> 00:21:09,435
...and the Democrat
who were stranded on the desert island. no.
366
00:21:09,613 --> 00:21:11,713
Uh-huh. Huh? Heh-heh.
367
00:21:11,881 --> 00:21:13,981
Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.
368
00:21:14,150 --> 00:21:16,140
[BOTH LAUGHING]
369
00:21:18,521 --> 00:21:19,851
That's great.
370
00:21:20,023 --> 00:21:22,423
Ed. you municipal nut. you.
371
00:21:22,592 --> 00:21:23,752
[LAUGHS]
372
00:21:29,365 --> 00:21:31,225
Gotta go. bye.
373
00:21:32,635 --> 00:21:34,295
Kristen?
374
00:21:35,570 --> 00:21:37,330
What do you think?
375
00:21:37,739 --> 00:21:39,429
They go with the rest of me?
376
00:21:39,607 --> 00:21:42,507
-But where--? I mean. how--?
-I've had them for a while now.
377
00:21:43,311 --> 00:21:45,681
Well. then why haven't you
been using them?
378
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,980
Ask Harry.
379
00:21:50,717 --> 00:21:52,777
A little testing. maybe?
380
00:21:52,953 --> 00:21:57,193
Seeing if people like you
for who you really are. just to be sure?
381
00:21:57,891 --> 00:21:59,791
Something like that.
382
00:22:02,262 --> 00:22:03,422
They look terrific.
383
00:22:05,030 --> 00:22:07,620
And they don't make
a damn bit of difference.
384
00:22:09,499 --> 00:22:11,089
It's still me. huh?
385
00:22:11,533 --> 00:22:13,163
Lucky for me.
386
00:22:17,973 --> 00:22:19,703
Harry. I was wondering--
387
00:22:19,874 --> 00:22:23,074
Hey. where'd you get the gams?
388
00:22:23,477 --> 00:22:27,037
Santa filled my Christmas stocking.
all the way up.
389
00:22:27,214 --> 00:22:30,884
Ha-ha. Whoa. Great sense of humor.
Listen. I got my limousine downstairs.
390
00:22:31,052 --> 00:22:33,752
Want me to drop you guys off
on my way to His Honor's?
391
00:22:33,921 --> 00:22:36,511
-Sure. why not?
-Great. let's go.
392
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:38,990
-That your money clip?
-Oh. yeah. thanks.
393
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:41,018
IRIPPINGI
394
00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:47,595
No.
395
00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:49,666
Hey. Dan.
396
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:52,470
Gotcha.
397
00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,103
[MAC LAUGHS]
398
00:22:56,274 --> 00:22:57,434
You devil.
399
00:22:57,607 --> 00:23:00,077
-Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.
-He had me going.
400
00:23:00,243 --> 00:23:02,083
All right.
I'll see you guys downstairs. huh?
401
00:23:02,245 --> 00:23:04,235
[LAUGHING]
402
00:23:09,853 --> 00:23:13,653
This is gonna be
the greatest night of my life.
403
00:23:13,824 --> 00:23:15,664
Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.
404
00:23:54,698 --> 00:23:56,698
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