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-Hey. guys.
MAC: Hey. Bull.
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Look what Tanya gave me
for Valentine's Day.
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Drill bits.
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And they say romance is dead.
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What did you get. Dan?
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Valentine's Day is a crass
and exploitive display...
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...by a cynical and narcissistic culture.
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Nothing. huh?
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Women who interest me
wouldn't write valentines.
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Even if they knew how.
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Fact is. I'm flat broke
and women are ignoring me. okay?
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They've come to expect that
a romantic evening might mean...
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...anything from Peking duck
and champagne to--
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Sodium pentothal.
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It was a root canal.
She needed a lift home.
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One thing led to....
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You were guessing. weren't you?
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-Selma. happy Valentine's Day.
BULL AND MAC: Aww.
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Harry. it's beautiful.
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-What do I owe you?
HARRY: Oh.
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Selma.
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A dollar.
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-What's that. sir?
-Got this for Billie.
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This just happens to be
the hot Valentine's Day item:
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Cookie on a stick.
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You have no idea how much trouble
I went through to get this.
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-Hi. guys.
-Hi.
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Hi.
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Look what David got me.
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Imagine that.
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Looks like this David thing's
getting serious.
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Who knows?
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What does he do?
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Everything I like.
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You don't have to draw me any pictures.
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Unless. of course. you want to.
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Billie. I believe the question was
what does he do for a living?
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Oh. Oh. Well. he's in public relations.
Before that. he sailed solo around the world.
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Before that.
he was full professor at Harvard.
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And before that.
he was a test pilot in the Navy.
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Can't hold a job.
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-Guess who.
GROUP: David.
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How about dinner tonight
when you're through?
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Thought you had a reception
at city hall tonight.
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Oh. I'll duck out early.
Ed will understand.
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Excuse us.
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What's he got that I haven't got?
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Do you want it alphabetically
or in order of importance?
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Aww. Champagne.
You are so sweet. but I can't.
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I have to go back to work.
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I know.
That's why it's sparkling apple cider.
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You think of everything.
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I am thinking of everything right now.
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[THUMP]
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Low degree of difficulty
cost you a couple of tenths.
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[FORCED LAUGHTER]
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The usual.
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Selma. can I ask you
a personal question?
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-No.
-God. I love your wit.
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Selma. do you have any idea how I feel?
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My pulse is racing. my flesh is tingling.
my palms are sweating.
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Sounds like subdural hematoma.
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It's you. Selma.
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I have to know once and for all
where I stand.
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There's a limit even
to my understanding and patience.
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-For example--
-Go away. Bernie.
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I'm sorry. Selma.
but I have to give you an ultimatum.
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I need the answer to a simple question.
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Do we have a future together?
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Don't answer. Take till midnight.
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If at midnight the answer is still no. fine.
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I'll sell the stand. I'll leave forever...
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...a broken and pathetic man.
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But before I do....
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Here.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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What is it?
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It's a videotape machine.
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Mm-hm. Wireless remote. fast-forward scan.
slo-mo. six-month warranty.
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This is not romantic. Bernie.
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It is if we watch this.
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"Retirement Home of Lust"?
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I hear the bocce-ball scene is wild.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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MAN: Excuse me.
I got a message for a Billie Young.
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First desk on the left.
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This is temporary. I'm really a novelist.
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Billie Young?
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Yeah?
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This is from David.
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[SINGING]
Oh. you beautiful doll
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You great, big beautiful doll
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If you ever leave me
How my heart would ache
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I wanna hug you but I fear you'll break
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Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
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Oh. you beautiful doll
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Never seen anything like that
before in my life.
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God did. the day before the flood.
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Wasn't that cute?
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The singing heart? Oh. yeah. darling.
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Nothing like a little aortal caroling
to get the old toes tapping. huh?
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-Slug.
-Cardiovascular freak.
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Next case. Your Honor.
People v. Mr. and Mrs. Shelton.
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-Take it easy with the suit. young fellow.
-Doesn't fit you. anyway.
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Shut up.
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I will not. You make me.
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BULL:
Here you go. sir.
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They tried to escape twice.
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We're feisty.
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I can see that. Mr. Prosecutor?
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Yes. sir. The defendants were arrested
for disturbing the peace at a local eatery...
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...after they turned over the salad bar
and assaulted each other...
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...with baby tomatoes.
the three-bean salad and lettuce tongs.
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The She|tons' children threw them
a 65th anniversary party...
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...and things got out of hand.
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I didn't know she was gonna be there.
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Sixty-fifth anniversary?
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That's lead.
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If I had a gun.
I'd give Mr. Shelton a little present.
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Pardon the presumption.
but I'm getting the impression...
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...that you lived through
65 years of marital....
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Agony.
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Thanks. Why?
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We were waiting for the children to die.
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-Not that we wanted them to die. of course.
-Of course.
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It's just that divorce can be so damaging.
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We were only thinking of the boys.
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-The boys?
-Little Freddie will be 64 in April.
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And the baby just retired.
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This would kill him.
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I have no reason to doubt that.
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Thirty days.
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And. Mr. Bernstein...
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...the next time you deliver valentines.
wear pants.
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What's next. Mac?
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People v. Towers. Your Honor.
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Towers. that's funny.
You know. that's the last name of my....
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David?
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The defendant. Your Honor.
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ICHUCKLINGI
What?
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All right. this is a joke. That's funny.
You guys are all in on this. right? Ha-ha-ha.
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The charge is grand larceny.
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Pickpocketing.
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Listen. I may be a little late tonight.
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He's got a dozen priors. Two convictions.
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Well. this is just a mix-up
and I'm sure there's a rational explanation.
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Go ahead. tell him. David.
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Tell Judge Stone
that there's a simple explanation.
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-There's a simple explanation.
-See?
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I'm a criminal.
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That would explain it.
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You're a criminal.
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You lied to me.
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We do that. I'm sorry.
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You see? He said he's sorry.
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Miss Young. I'm afraid I have no choice
but to disqualify you from this case.
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-Miss Young?
-This isn't happening.
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I'm dreaming.
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That's it. This is a dream.
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Billie.
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It's not a particularly pleasant dream.
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-Say. Billie. why don't you--?
-You stay away from me or I'll jump.
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I think she's bluffing.
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I mean. a guy appears to make
a little mistake. you know? Heh-heh.
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And all of a sudden.
it's like everybody gets all excited...
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...like they think
he's Al Capone or something.
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Well. look what he did
on Valentine's Day.
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ICHUCKLESI
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But what am I talking about?
This is a dream.
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And I can wake up anytime I want.
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At least she's taking it well.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Yeah?
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lS|GHS]
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They can't seem to find her
anywhere in the building.
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HARRY:
Poor thing.
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She's probably wandering aimlessly
through the streets...
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...the cruel wind whipping mercilessly
across her chafed little face...
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...dogs nipping at her heels.
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Hi. 9UY5-
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Or not.
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Stunning imagery. though. sir.
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Oh. well. uh. excuse me. Uh....
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I've got some labels to lick.
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I heard you were looking for me.
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Yeah. How you doing?
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You want some coffee or tea or something?
I think we've got a box of croutons.
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Harry. I'm fine. thanks.
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You sure seem chipper.
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I took a long brisk walk.
did some thinking...
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...ripped all the wallpaper
off my apartment.
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-Feel better?
-Yeah.
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I was planning on redecorating. anyway.
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Guess I kind of freaked out
for a couple of hours.
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That's natural. Billie.
You had a tremendous shock.
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Don't get much bigger. that's for sure.
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What are you gonna do now?
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You don't stop loving a person
because they have a bad habit.
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Bad habit?
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Billie. we're not talking
about somebody who picks his toes.
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This guy is a habitual criminal.
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Well. maybe he just can't help himself.
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That's what habitual means.
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I love him. Harry.
and I'm not gonna just walk away.
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We had some great times together.
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-So did we.
-Beg your pardon?
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Hey. you remember that time when we were
tied together at gunpoint on my birthday?
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No.
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No?
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-Bail reports. Your Honor.
-How do you forget something like that?
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We were bound hand and foot.
our bodies tightly pressed together.
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Uh. Sidney Sheldon.
The Other Side of Midnight.
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-What is it. Bull?
-Bail reports.
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-Eat them.
-Okay.
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I'm sorry. Harry.
My mind's on other things.
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I'm gonna go down
to the holding cell. okay?
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Billie....
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-Be careful.
-I'll try.
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Thanks for caring.
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I used a pair of extra-large handcuffs
on him. Less chafing.
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-Thank you too.
BULL: Mm.
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"The Other Side of Midnight"?
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Gorky Park?
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IINDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[MAN WHISTLESI
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Come here often?
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Heh. Not as a rule. Bad for business.
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Tell me you can change
and we'll forget your business.
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-I can't change.
-That's not what I told you to say.
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-Hey. calm down.
-Calm down?
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I find out that the man of my dreams
is Butch Cassidy...
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...and you tell me to calm down?
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Butch Cassidy. now that's funny.
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Stop being funny and charming.
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-Billie. look at me.
-Nope.
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You have bars all over your face.
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Billie.
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What?
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It's over.
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What's over?
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Us.
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We had some laughs.
let's just leave it at that.
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Laughs? Ha. ha. ha. ha.
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Laughs. huh? Did you hear this?
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Biff the Wonder Stud here just informed me
that our whole relationship...
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...consists of nothing more than
giving each other a few good chuckles.
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That's not what I meant.
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Okay. I forgive you.
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What we've gotta do is to find you
some really good psychiatric help.
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Look. it is just not going to work out.
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-Give me one good reason why not.
-I'm a criminal. you're a lawyer.
252
00:15:42,119 --> 00:15:46,679
So? Two-career couples
are very fashionable these days.
253
00:15:48,292 --> 00:15:52,922
-You don't understand. I want out.
INMATE: Yeah. I want out too.
254
00:15:53,097 --> 00:15:54,117
IINMATES CHATTERINGI
255
00:15:54,298 --> 00:15:55,318
No. no. no.
256
00:15:55,499 --> 00:15:57,469
-I mean out of the relationship.
INMATES: Aww.
257
00:15:58,835 --> 00:16:01,025
You want out of the relationship?
258
00:16:02,038 --> 00:16:04,768
ICHUCKLINGI
Oh. you.
259
00:16:04,941 --> 00:16:08,841
Oh. you had me going for a minute there.
I almost thought you were serious.
260
00:16:09,012 --> 00:16:10,742
I am serious.
261
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,384
You said you loved me.
262
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,819
If I loved you.
I'd change for you. wouldn't I?
263
00:16:20,387 --> 00:16:22,407
Yeah. I guess you would.
264
00:16:23,422 --> 00:16:24,652
No hard feelings?
265
00:16:24,823 --> 00:16:26,923
No. no hard feelings.
266
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,120
-But. David....
-Goodbye.
267
00:16:34,665 --> 00:16:36,455
You stole my heart. kid.
268
00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:41,257
Yeah. that's what criminals do.
269
00:16:53,649 --> 00:16:56,979
Don't ask. This isn't my day.
270
00:16:57,153 --> 00:17:02,023
I get into a fight for a cab on Broadway
and they throw the book at me.
271
00:17:02,191 --> 00:17:03,891
Look.
272
00:17:04,060 --> 00:17:06,390
My heart is broken.
273
00:17:09,732 --> 00:17:12,432
You couldn't resist. could you?
274
00:17:17,373 --> 00:17:20,433
It's not what you think. fellows.
275
00:17:22,779 --> 00:17:25,479
So how about dinner. Stephanie. huh?
276
00:17:25,648 --> 00:17:28,348
Uh-huh.
You ever been to the Russian Tea Room?
277
00:17:28,518 --> 00:17:33,618
That's the one. Old World charm.
celebrities. fabulous food.
278
00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:37,090
Okay. there's a Wimpy's
about a block over-- Uh--
279
00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:40,360
Hello? Hello?
280
00:17:49,005 --> 00:17:50,665
Yo. Towers.
281
00:17:50,839 --> 00:17:51,859
Hi. judge-
282
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,530
I don't know what you said to her
or what you did...
283
00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:56,509
...but you hurt her real bad.
284
00:17:56,678 --> 00:17:58,538
She's out there crying her eyes out.
285
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,077
It's over between us.
286
00:18:01,249 --> 00:18:02,269
HARRY:
Oh.
287
00:18:03,652 --> 00:18:05,092
Good.
288
00:18:09,357 --> 00:18:12,117
She dumped you. didn't she?
289
00:18:15,997 --> 00:18:20,257
No. as a matter of fact. she offered
to stay with me through thick and thin.
290
00:18:20,802 --> 00:18:22,602
She's quite a woman.
291
00:18:23,472 --> 00:18:24,842
Tell me about it.
292
00:18:27,675 --> 00:18:31,165
IYELLINGI
You mean you dumped her?
293
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:33,612
Yes.
294
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:37,077
Mister. if I weren't a judge
and you weren't behind bars...
295
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,690
...I would ask you
to step outside right now!
296
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,253
Well. I'd mop up the street with you. sir.
297
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,251
[NORMAL VOICE]
So you would.
298
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:51,055
What's the difference?
State has got a great case against me.
299
00:18:51,229 --> 00:18:55,289
With my record. they'll give me
three. maybe four years. and....
300
00:18:57,134 --> 00:18:58,534
And what?
301
00:18:59,036 --> 00:19:00,436
Nothing.
302
00:19:05,243 --> 00:19:07,083
You did this for her. didn't you?
303
00:19:07,645 --> 00:19:09,035
I don't wanna talk anymore.
304
00:19:11,048 --> 00:19:12,308
Yeah.
305
00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:14,680
That makes sense.
306
00:19:15,319 --> 00:19:16,879
You fall in love with her...
307
00:19:17,054 --> 00:19:20,084
...she finds out about you
before you can change...
308
00:19:20,257 --> 00:19:21,417
...so you dump her.
309
00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:25,220
Spare her the agony of waiting for you
while you're in jail.
310
00:19:26,728 --> 00:19:28,718
You sneaky |itt|e....
311
00:19:31,533 --> 00:19:34,263
IYELLINGI
You're a great guy. aren't you?
312
00:19:36,271 --> 00:19:38,761
I don't have to take this abuse.
313
00:19:40,642 --> 00:19:43,672
[NORMAL VOICE]
Towers. that's noble.
314
00:19:43,844 --> 00:19:48,184
But I'm afraid I don't buy into that
you-gotta-be-cruel-to-be-kind philosophy.
315
00:19:48,348 --> 00:19:50,368
It's a coward's way out.
316
00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:51,850
You talk to her.
317
00:19:52,017 --> 00:19:54,277
You tell her how you feel.
318
00:19:54,452 --> 00:19:56,982
It'll spare her some of the hurt
she's going through...
319
00:19:57,155 --> 00:20:00,675
...thinking that you don't love her.
320
00:20:03,427 --> 00:20:05,557
Well. maybe you're right...
321
00:20:05,729 --> 00:20:06,749
...but I won't do it.
322
00:20:06,931 --> 00:20:08,021
-Then I'll tell her.
-|'|| lie.
323
00:20:08,198 --> 00:20:09,528
-She'll believe me.
-Are you sure?
324
00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:11,000
ISCOFFSI
325
00:20:11,901 --> 00:20:13,271
No.
326
00:20:16,405 --> 00:20:20,095
You love her too. don't you?
327
00:20:21,309 --> 00:20:23,299
That's ridiculous.
328
00:20:23,477 --> 00:20:25,337
We haven't even...
329
00:20:26,681 --> 00:20:29,081
...drunk out of the same cup.
330
00:20:30,952 --> 00:20:32,282
Your Honor.
331
00:20:38,326 --> 00:20:41,726
If by any chance she's still available
when I get out...
332
00:20:41,895 --> 00:20:43,285
...I'm coming back after her.
333
00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:45,830
Sounds like a threat.
334
00:20:46,699 --> 00:20:48,219
Just giving you fair warning.
335
00:20:48,399 --> 00:20:51,489
You've got exactly four years...
336
00:20:51,669 --> 00:20:53,399
...from right now.
337
00:20:55,939 --> 00:20:58,999
By the way. I cheat.
338
00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:09,751
Your ventric|e's showing.
339
00:21:14,491 --> 00:21:15,821
IWHISPERINGI
This is the greatest.
340
00:21:15,993 --> 00:21:17,293
-Heh.
-I can't wait to get home--
341
00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:20,090
-Oh. hey. 9UY5-
-Hey.
342
00:21:20,262 --> 00:21:22,632
Steak dinners on me. huh?
343
00:21:22,798 --> 00:21:24,488
Oh. sounds great. Dan.
344
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,997
What's with the sudden benevolence?
345
00:21:27,169 --> 00:21:29,469
[BOTH CHUCKLINGI
346
00:21:29,638 --> 00:21:31,368
Bingo.
347
00:21:31,538 --> 00:21:34,408
From a secret admirer. Hmm?
348
00:21:34,575 --> 00:21:35,695
ISNIFFINGI
349
00:21:35,876 --> 00:21:37,036
Scented too.
350
00:21:37,210 --> 00:21:38,440
Hey. that's great. Dan.
351
00:21:38,610 --> 00:21:41,810
-Hold on a second. I'll get my coat.
-Yeah.
352
00:21:43,882 --> 00:21:46,612
I guess he didn't recognize
my handwriting.
353
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,360
Or my aftershave lotion.
354
00:21:52,391 --> 00:21:53,451
So. huh? You know what?
355
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:56,615
I think it's that blond on the ninth floor.
The one with the giant. uh....
356
00:21:56,795 --> 00:21:57,815
[BOTH CHUCKLEI
357
00:21:57,996 --> 00:22:00,086
ISNIFFINGI
358
00:22:05,504 --> 00:22:06,604
[CLOCK RINGS]
359
00:22:09,207 --> 00:22:12,507
-Well?
-The answer is no. Bernie.
360
00:22:13,478 --> 00:22:15,068
OkaY-
361
00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:18,216
I'll give you six more months.
but that's it.
362
00:22:22,218 --> 00:22:23,848
[BILLIE SIGHSI
363
00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:26,080
Go ahead. say I told you so.
364
00:22:26,256 --> 00:22:27,346
About what?
365
00:22:27,791 --> 00:22:29,491
You were right about David.
366
00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:31,316
Oh.
367
00:22:31,761 --> 00:22:33,531
I'm not so sure anymore.
368
00:22:34,364 --> 00:22:35,924
What's that supposed to mean?
369
00:22:36,099 --> 00:22:41,269
Well. let's just say that I think
I understand what you saw in him.
370
00:22:42,439 --> 00:22:45,369
-Gonna be a hard one to get over. Harry.
-Yeah.
371
00:22:46,642 --> 00:22:48,512
Maybe this will help.
372
00:22:49,678 --> 00:22:51,198
A stick.
373
00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:57,379
Happy Valentine's. Billie.
374
00:22:57,552 --> 00:22:59,852
Oh. Harry. you're wonderful.
375
00:23:01,521 --> 00:23:03,421
There's a question
I've been dying to ask.
376
00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:05,890
-What's that?
-Why you wearing two watches?
377
00:23:08,794 --> 00:23:10,664
I cheat too.
378
00:23:50,770 --> 00:23:52,760
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379
00:23:52,810 --> 00:23:57,360
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