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-Hi. Dan.
-Women are useless.
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-Bye. Dan.
-Hey. get this.
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I've been invited to the social event
of the year...
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...the Public Transit Ball
at the mayor's mansion.
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-My date cancelled to go to a wedding.
-It happens.
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I mean. okay. it was her wedding.
but she cou|d've postponed it for one day.
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No. listen to me.
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The point is that if I am going
to impress the people at this party...
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...|'ve got to be seen
with someone intelligent.
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Someone who has a grasp
of the art of conversation.
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SBY--"
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[LAUGHS]
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-I just had this silly. off-the-wall notion.
-No.
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-Please?
-No.
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Hey. guvs.
you wanna gather around the bench?
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Did you know that in certain Indian tribes.
they celebrate a boy's 13th birthday...
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...by banishing him to the forest
to fend for himself for about six months?
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There's more.
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For their 18th birthday...
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...the Kalahari Bush People
get their own trees.
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Could you imagine
wrapping those suckers? Ha-ha-ha.
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I've gotta picture these big. big boxes.
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You were saying. sir?
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Does today's date mean anything
to you guys?
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Last chance. Party. Cake. Candles.
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Celebrating the day you were born.
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-Is it your birthday?
-You remembered.
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-Happy birthday. Harry.
-Happy birthday. sir.
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I thought we all might go after the session
and have a drink.
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What do you mean. "a drink"?
We are gonna do it right.
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We're gonna have a cake. candles. hats.
We are gonna pull out the stops.
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Hey. I got a great idea.
We'll make it a surprise party.
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I ruined it. didn't I?
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And the guy says.
''I don't know. but my goats are 'kidding."'
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[GROUP LAUGHS]
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-Ha. ha. ha.
SELMA: Tell another one. Tell another one.
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Hi there.
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I couldn't help but sense you
from across the room.
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See. I mean. I have this innate instinct...
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...when it comes
to noticing intelligent women.
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I was wondering
if you would like to come with me...
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...to a party at the mayor's house.
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Oh. would I have to shave
under my arms?
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I'll get back to you on that.
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BILLIE: Yeah.
-No luck. eh. Dan?
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I don't understand it.
She looks so lifelike.
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Oh. Okay. guys. here it comes. Get ready.
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[ALL SINGING
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU"I
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[SINGING STOPS]
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-Pumpkin pie?
-What's wrong with the pie?
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-We ordered cake.
-I'm out of cake.
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You're damn lucky to get the pie.
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It's either this
or stick some candles in a meat loaf.
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There's no candles.
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Party down.
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-Where's Papa Jack?
-Greece. I'm your new host. Donald.
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I'm also your waiter. your cook.
and your busboy.
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So I don't want to hear any complaints
about the service or the food.
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And I expect everybody to eat
with their utensils.
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I feel at home here.
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Guys. I want you to know
that I appreciate this.
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I don't need anything
to make my birthday special...
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...except great friends like you
to spend it with.
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-Amen.
-Hear. hear. sir.
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-So? Where are the gifts?
DAN: You dog.
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MAC: There you go. sir.
-You got him gifts?
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Of course we got him gifts. He's a judge.
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-I feel like a jerk.
-Billie. don't worry about it.
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I don't know about you.
but this is my idea of a party. you know?
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Good times. good friends.
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-Here's to you. Here's to you.
-Cheers.
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Never met you.
wouldn't have knowed you.
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[LAUGHS]
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-Open my gift. Your Honor.
-What do we got here. Bull?
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I donated $5 in your name
to the Orphaned Children's Hospital Fund.
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-Well. so you did.
-See. I got to thinking.
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All of us are pretty lucky to have our health
and our friends.
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But these children aren't that lucky.
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They don't have anyone
to celebrate with.
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Some of them
don't even know their real names...
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...much less the date they were born.
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For these sad. homeless children.
there are no birthdays.
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So who wants whipped cream?
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-Would you look at the time?
-Oh. it flies. doesn't it?
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-Happy birthday. Harry.
-We gotta go.
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-Hey. guys. wait.
-See you.
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We haven't finished the pie.
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Of course. I could always take it down
to the Bowery Mission.
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Just a small ray of sunshine
for all those wretched. diseased. starving--
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DAN AND BILLIE:
Good night. Bull.
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Night.
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-Happy birthday. Your Honor.
-Thanks. Bull.
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-Harry. are you gonna be all right?
-Who. me? Oh. yeah. Fine.
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I had to leave in a couple minutes anyway.
Get home.
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Maybe. uh...
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...steam out some wrinkles in my robe.
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-Okay. I'll see you tomorrow?
-See you tomorrow.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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IWHISTLING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU"I
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-Harry. how long are you gonna sit here?
-Well. I changed my mind.
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I'm gonna have dinner.
maybe listen to a couple of tunes.
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Jukebox is busted
and the kitchen is closed.
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And I'm leaving in five minutes
so I don't miss The Love Boat.
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-Then again--
-You can't be alone on your birthday.
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-I'm fine. really.
-Harry. it's your birthday.
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You didn't have a cake.
You had an awful party.
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Now you're sitting alone
in a closed restaurant.
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You wanna take my belt away from me?
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Why don't you and I go someplace?
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-Like where?
-I don't know. It's your birthday.
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-Maybe a show. Maybe a movie. Maybe--
-Maybe...?
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What does she gotta do? Go upside
your head with a shovel? Go to her place.
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-Yeah. Why not?
-Oh. I don't know.
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Well. if you don't want to....
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-I'll drive.
-Good. It'll be fun.
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I can make cocoa. we can shoot the breeze.
and we can call it a night.
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Lose the cocoa. lose the breeze.
and then you can call it something else.
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Breakfast is at 6.
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Nice building.
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There. Six boxes of litter you got...
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...and every night.
I have to hose down my living room.
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Hi. Mr. Grinsky.
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Cats are scum.
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-Nice talking to you.
WOMAN: Who's that. dear?
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Ah. It's just the lawyer
and her man of the week.
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ICHUCKLESI
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"Man of the week." is he a card or what?
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-Hey. I like this place.
-Yeah. thanks.
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It's a little noisy. a little crowded...
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...but at least it's overpriced.
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What's that?
You still got your mistletoe up?
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Oh. yeah.
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Yeah. I keep that stuff up sometimes.
you know?
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I guess I'm just a silly. Christmassy.
holly-jolly kind of person.
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It's not silly.
It's a little Freudian. maybe.
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-You mean you think I meant to keep it up?
-Maybe.
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For the right...
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...man of the week?
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Harry.
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Yeah?
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MAN:
Excuse me.
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Oh.
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You've done this before.
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IGRUNTINGI
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I never was any good at wrapping things.
You wanna know why?
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Knots. I hate knots.
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You know. I can never get them right.
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That's why they kicked me out
of Cub Scouts.
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Oh. Look at how sloppy that is.
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I guess neatness is not a prerequisite
for armed robbery. huh?
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Armed robbery?
You make it sound so illegal.
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-It is illegal.
-Not if you don't get caught.
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You could have come home
five minutes later.
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You could have been out earlier.
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-Are you telling me how to do my job?
-He's not criticizing you.
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-You're doing a fine job.
-Yeah. Then how come I got caught?
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This is no way to start a career.
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Yeah. that's right. It's my first time.
So go ahead. make fun of me.
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-Nobody is making fun of you. Mr....
-Wilson. Nick Wilson.
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-What am I saying?
-Nick.
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I might as well just leave my wallet
on the coffee table.
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-Please.
-Be careful. Harry. he's nervous.
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You're darn right I'm nervous.
You just have to sit there.
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I'm the one
that has to make all the decisions.
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I hate making decisions.
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That's why they kicked me out
of air-traffic school.
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Nick. would you put the gun down?
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Hah.
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You want me to put this gun down?
I mean. are you crazy?
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This gun keeps me in control.
I'll never put the gun down.
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All right.
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-Nick. is this your first offense?
-Mm-hm.
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-Never done anything like this before?
-Uh-uh.
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Well. then if you put the gun down
and you turn yourself in...
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...I think the court
would take that into consideration.
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What are you. a judge? Heh.
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Oh. my God. you are a judge.
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What is your story? SWAT team?
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-I'm a lawyer.
-Oh. great. Great.
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I try to take my life in a new direction.
and what happens?
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What happens?
I end up robbing a judge and a lawyer.
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Things aren't working out at all.
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ICHUCKLESI
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You know something?
You know I'm actually hyperventilating?
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Nick. try to relax. Now. sit down.
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-Okay.
-Take a deep breath.
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Try to get your mind on something else
for a while.
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Yeah. okay. Okay.
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[BREATHING HEAVILYI
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IEXHALING. INHALING LOUDLY]
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Oh. yeah. I see.
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[PHONE RINGINGI
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-What is that?
-It's just the phone.
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-Who would be calling you at this hour?
-Yeah. who'd be calling you at this hour?
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Well. I don't know.
Maybe it's a wrong number.
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No way.
A wrong number wouldn't keep on ringing.
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Well. how do they know
it's a wrong number until you pick it up?
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Right. Then a wrong number
would keep on ringing.
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IRINGING STOPS]
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Not a wrong number.
201
00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:07,450
No. it's someone who knows you.
knows you're here...
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...expected you to answer.
and now he thinks something's wrong.
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And he'll probably be over right away.
I gotta get out of here.
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Look. I want you both to keep quiet
for at least 15 minutes.
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-You took my clock.
-Oh. right. Well. count to....
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Well. I don't know. Fifteen times 60.
Uh--
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Carry the three--
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-Nine hundred.
-Thank you.
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I was never any good at figures.
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That's why they kicked me out
of the Treasury Department.
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Are you all right?
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Oh. Yeah. physically. I'm fine.
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Emotionally. I'm throwing up.
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-We're gonna be all right.
-Well. what are we gonna do now?
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Well. let's try the phone.
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Oh. of course. The phone.
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How are we gonna try the phone
when we're tied up?
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Simple. We leap off the stool in unison.
we hop over to the phone...
219
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...you pick up the receiver in your teeth.
you drop it to the ground...
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...then you dial zero with your nose.
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Then we both drop to the ground.
we roll over to the receiver. and we talk.
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-Right. Let's try the window.
-Yeah. the window.
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Soon as we make the wall.
we'll shout for help.
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[BOTH GRUNTINGI
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-Window's closed.
-Okay. the intercom.
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-I'm right with you.
-Okay.
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Hey. I pay extra for security
in this building...
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...and by God. it's gonna pay off now.
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IPANTINGI
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Jake?
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It's Billie Young in 306.
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JAKE: ls somebody there?
-Yeah. yeah. yeah.
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Jake. Billie Young. 306.
234
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:49,747
Some kids broke my speaker.
You'll have to speak up.
235
00:13:50,422 --> 00:13:52,752
It's Billie Young!
236
00:13:52,924 --> 00:13:54,394
I'll see ifl can get her.
237
00:13:54,559 --> 00:13:56,189
Oh-oh. Gah!
238
00:13:56,361 --> 00:13:59,091
No. Jake. I am Billie.
239
00:13:59,264 --> 00:14:02,464
I believe she's in 306.
240
00:14:04,236 --> 00:14:09,106
Jake. it's me.
I want you to call the police.
241
00:14:09,274 --> 00:14:10,934
[INTERCOM BUZZES]
242
00:14:11,108 --> 00:14:14,478
She's not answering her intercom.
243
00:14:15,179 --> 00:14:19,909
-Never mind.
-Handy guy to have around.
244
00:14:20,351 --> 00:14:21,821
Have you gotten any more ideas?
245
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,276
-Well. let's have a look.
-Okay.
246
00:14:25,955 --> 00:14:27,745
Nothing here.
247
00:14:28,825 --> 00:14:30,815
Yeah. the scissors
over on the coffee table.
248
00:14:30,994 --> 00:14:34,694
This way. That's it.
Okay. Little more. There we go.
249
00:14:34,863 --> 00:14:36,523
All right. Okay. All right.
250
00:14:36,697 --> 00:14:38,667
-Yeah. we're here. All right. Yeah.
-Okay.
251
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:41,103
-Uh-- If we-- If I can bend over....
-Uh-huh.
252
00:14:41,269 --> 00:14:42,859
-Oh. yeah.
-Wiggle a little.
253
00:14:43,303 --> 00:14:44,833
Harry. this is hardly the time.
254
00:14:45,004 --> 00:14:47,274
No. what I mean is.
if we can get turned around...
255
00:14:47,439 --> 00:14:49,929
-...maybe I can reach it with my hands.
-Oh. Okay.
256
00:14:50,109 --> 00:14:51,129
Okay. Yeah. yeah.
257
00:14:52,211 --> 00:14:53,241
[BOTH GRUNTI
258
00:14:53,412 --> 00:14:57,852
Yeah. yeah. Okay. Oh. yeah.
Oh. Oh!
259
00:15:00,052 --> 00:15:01,352
-Oh.
-Oh.
260
00:15:01,519 --> 00:15:02,709
Now what?
261
00:15:02,887 --> 00:15:06,407
-Could you move over to the left a little?
-Oh. yeah.
262
00:15:06,591 --> 00:15:07,791
Aah! Oh.
263
00:15:07,959 --> 00:15:12,829
-There's something digging into my back.
-I think it's the remote control for the TV.
264
00:15:12,997 --> 00:15:15,657
WOMAN [OVER TV]: I didn't know
chiropractors did this sort of thing.
265
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:19,463
MAN: Oh, yes. Miss Larue.
And we're not finished yet.
266
00:15:19,637 --> 00:15:24,867
GWENDOLYN: Call me Gwendolyn.
MAN: Gwendolyn, what are you doing?
267
00:15:25,043 --> 00:15:26,703
GWENDOLYN:
What does it look like?
268
00:15:26,877 --> 00:15:29,637
[COUPLE ON TV MOANINGI
269
00:15:30,746 --> 00:15:34,976
-I didn't know you had cable.
GWENDOLYN: Uh, Neil. Uh.
270
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,038
[TV CLICKS OFF]
271
00:15:37,219 --> 00:15:39,049
-Oops.
-Ahh....
272
00:15:39,221 --> 00:15:41,521
-Sorry.
-It's all right.
273
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:44,090
I had a pretty good idea
what was gonna happen next.
274
00:15:44,259 --> 00:15:48,249
Yeah. put two people
in a certain situation...
275
00:15:48,429 --> 00:15:51,399
...and only one thing can happen.
276
00:15:55,034 --> 00:15:57,374
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
277
00:15:58,137 --> 00:15:59,997
Oh. I hope so.
278
00:16:00,373 --> 00:16:03,373
It's just that I've never spent
an evening....
279
00:16:03,843 --> 00:16:05,143
How do I say this?
280
00:16:05,844 --> 00:16:07,814
On a couch. tied to a judge?
281
00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:09,980
No. that's not it.
282
00:16:10,949 --> 00:16:14,609
-Oh?
-On a couch...
283
00:16:14,786 --> 00:16:17,186
...tied to someone I really like.
284
00:16:20,158 --> 00:16:24,688
-Too bad the mist|etoe's way over there.
-It's close enough.
285
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,369
I can't believe this.
286
00:16:30,502 --> 00:16:33,602
-You can't?
-The e|evator's stuck.
287
00:16:33,772 --> 00:16:35,832
I mean. somebody must be moving
or something.
288
00:16:36,007 --> 00:16:38,807
Even if it comes down.
it'll probably be filled with lamps...
289
00:16:38,977 --> 00:16:40,947
...and boxes and furniture and everything.
290
00:16:41,113 --> 00:16:43,983
Nick. I am not gonna stand for this
anymore.
291
00:16:44,149 --> 00:16:46,119
-Beg your pardon?
-I'll stand for it. Nick.
292
00:16:46,284 --> 00:16:48,124
You're a helpless victim. Act like one.
293
00:16:48,286 --> 00:16:51,516
You break in here. you disrupt our lives.
you bind us hand-and-foot...
294
00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:54,920
...we damn near break our necks
hopping around the place...
295
00:16:55,093 --> 00:17:00,193
...and then when things
start getting sane again...
296
00:17:00,365 --> 00:17:03,555
...you break back in!
297
00:17:03,735 --> 00:17:06,465
-You don't have to raise your voice.
-He won't do it again.
298
00:17:06,638 --> 00:17:09,798
-I think he's got it out of his system.
-No. I haven't.
299
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:13,868
I'm fed up. Nick.
and I want you to end this now!
300
00:17:14,479 --> 00:17:15,709
You're right.
301
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:19,010
I probably cou|d've phrased that
differently. huh?
302
00:17:19,183 --> 00:17:21,413
It's gone far enough.
303
00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:24,409
One pull of the trigger...
304
00:17:24,955 --> 00:17:26,215
...and I'm history.
305
00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:28,920
-Don't do it. Nick!
-Okay.
306
00:17:32,129 --> 00:17:35,329
I couldn't shoot myself.
I'd probably screw it up anyway.
307
00:17:35,499 --> 00:17:37,759
Graze my temple
and hurt myself just bad enough...
308
00:17:37,935 --> 00:17:41,335
...to become a night manager
of a convenience store.
309
00:17:42,939 --> 00:17:46,099
Nick. you have a little trouble
dealing with pressure. don't you?
310
00:17:46,276 --> 00:17:48,236
It shows. huh?
311
00:17:48,411 --> 00:17:52,311
You know. Nick. I might have a way
to help relieve some of that pressure.
312
00:17:52,882 --> 00:17:56,792
If you turn yourself in.
I think I can get you a nice hospital stay.
313
00:17:57,220 --> 00:17:59,150
Three square meals a day.
314
00:17:59,322 --> 00:18:00,812
A little time to yourself.
315
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,245
lS|GHS]
316
00:18:04,426 --> 00:18:06,946
Guess I'm just a loser. aren't I?
317
00:18:07,930 --> 00:18:10,370
I think you hurt his feelings.
318
00:18:10,532 --> 00:18:14,202
Mr. Rogers could hurt his feelings.
319
00:18:15,003 --> 00:18:16,943
Are you all right. Nick?
320
00:18:17,673 --> 00:18:19,203
Probably go to prison. huh?
321
00:18:19,841 --> 00:18:21,501
Probably.
322
00:18:21,942 --> 00:18:25,072
But you know. I think they got something
there that you might enjoy.
323
00:18:26,179 --> 00:18:29,109
-What?
-Yeah. what?
324
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:30,312
Time.
325
00:18:31,685 --> 00:18:33,945
Time to be with yourself.
326
00:18:34,454 --> 00:18:36,484
Time to relax.
327
00:18:37,323 --> 00:18:38,883
Time to think.
328
00:18:41,927 --> 00:18:43,117
Hmm.
329
00:18:43,729 --> 00:18:45,719
That's actually kind of nice.
330
00:18:46,232 --> 00:18:47,862
Never had any time to myself.
331
00:18:48,033 --> 00:18:49,503
lSCOFFS]
332
00:18:50,269 --> 00:18:52,289
Even as a kid.
333
00:18:53,972 --> 00:18:58,432
My father pressured my brothers and I
into music.
334
00:18:59,576 --> 00:19:01,436
We formed a group when we were little...
335
00:19:01,612 --> 00:19:03,742
...and they went off
and made a lot of money.
336
00:19:04,915 --> 00:19:05,935
I hated music. though.
337
00:19:06,116 --> 00:19:08,946
You know. I just was never any good at it.
That's why they--
338
00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:12,319
[IN UNISON]
They kicked you out of the group.
339
00:19:12,489 --> 00:19:14,049
Yeah.
340
00:19:14,224 --> 00:19:17,854
I haven't spoken to Brian.
Dennis or Carl since.
341
00:19:19,762 --> 00:19:21,352
Yeah.
342
00:19:22,664 --> 00:19:25,074
Yeah. I'll do it. Sure.
343
00:19:25,901 --> 00:19:27,031
Why not?
344
00:19:27,202 --> 00:19:31,232
I mean. as you say. might not be so bad.
345
00:19:31,406 --> 00:19:33,306
I could maybe take up painting.
346
00:19:34,009 --> 00:19:36,839
Read all those books
I've been meaning to read.
347
00:19:37,012 --> 00:19:39,042
Catch up on my TV.
348
00:19:39,213 --> 00:19:41,203
[COUPLE MOANING OVER TV]
349
00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:45,784
Cable. huh?
350
00:19:51,926 --> 00:19:55,786
Sorry for all the trouble I caused you.
Thanks for all your help.
351
00:19:57,565 --> 00:19:59,465
Say. you know.
you two make a cute couple.
352
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,730
We're not a couple.
We just work together.
353
00:20:02,903 --> 00:20:07,273
-Oh. you work together? Ooh. Trouble.
-Come on. Come on. Let's go.
354
00:20:12,112 --> 00:20:15,882
-You okay?
-Yeah. You?
355
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,707
Well...
356
00:20:20,354 --> 00:20:22,324
...I guess I ought to be going.
357
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,919
-Good night.
-Good night.
358
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,662
Harry.
359
00:20:28,462 --> 00:20:30,832
You're welcome to stay if you want.
360
00:20:30,998 --> 00:20:33,398
It's not that I don't want to.
361
00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:34,931
lS|GHS]
362
00:20:35,102 --> 00:20:36,832
Yeah. but Nick might be right.
363
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:40,837
It could make work awkward.
364
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,321
It's dead.
365
00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:55,413
I guess we didn't need anything
hanging over our heads anyway. did we?
366
00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:57,477
Guess not.
367
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:05,316
See you.
368
00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:07,564
See you.
369
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,673
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
370
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,672
Surprise.
371
00:21:23,047 --> 00:21:25,177
Borrow a cup of vermouth? Ha-ha-ha.
372
00:21:25,349 --> 00:21:28,249
Just kidding. Brought my own. Whoa.
373
00:21:28,719 --> 00:21:30,649
Hey. this is a nice place.
374
00:21:30,821 --> 00:21:34,191
Yeah. who needs the bother
of real wood. huh? Hah.
375
00:21:34,358 --> 00:21:35,378
Dan. what do you want?
376
00:21:35,559 --> 00:21:37,989
I figured you and Harry stayed
at the restaurant.
377
00:21:38,162 --> 00:21:39,632
You talked. had a few drinks--
378
00:21:39,797 --> 00:21:41,657
You figured you and I could have more...
379
00:21:41,832 --> 00:21:44,932
...until I got so drunk
I'd accept your invitation to the party...
380
00:21:45,102 --> 00:21:47,832
...without realizing
what a sleazy trick you had pulled.
381
00:21:48,472 --> 00:21:50,062
Yes.
382
00:21:51,474 --> 00:21:54,934
Look. Dan. it's been a long night.
383
00:21:55,111 --> 00:21:57,981
Harry and I came back here.
we walked in on a robber...
384
00:21:58,148 --> 00:22:02,208
...he had a gun. he tied us up.
and our lives were in danger.
385
00:22:04,154 --> 00:22:06,324
Harry was here?
386
00:22:06,989 --> 00:22:10,449
-Good night. Dan.
-Harry was here? With you?
387
00:22:10,626 --> 00:22:12,956
Besides the fact
that Harry was in my apartment...
388
00:22:13,128 --> 00:22:15,058
...you didn't hear a word I said.
did you?
389
00:22:15,230 --> 00:22:17,600
Yes. I did. And I am appalled.
390
00:22:17,766 --> 00:22:22,096
You spent a romantic evening
with someone you work with?
391
00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:24,001
And it wasn't me?
392
00:22:24,172 --> 00:22:25,902
lHUFFS]
393
00:22:28,875 --> 00:22:30,205
lGROANS]
394
00:22:39,486 --> 00:22:40,916
lS|GHS]
395
00:22:43,223 --> 00:22:46,063
BILLIE: I have had enough for one night.
and I am tired.
396
00:22:46,226 --> 00:22:48,626
Go away.
397
00:22:50,764 --> 00:22:51,994
[DOOR OPENS]
398
00:22:55,301 --> 00:22:57,171
It's my birthday.
399
00:23:06,312 --> 00:23:09,512
Sorry. I didn't have time to wrap it.
400
00:23:54,026 --> 00:23:56,016
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401
00:23:56,066 --> 00:24:00,616
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