All language subtitles for Night Court s01e07 Once in Love With Harry.eng

Do you need any help
getting that to the table?

I have an extremely high
metabolism rate.

That'd be my guess.

It was worse
when I was growing up.

Every morning for breakfast
mama had to fix me a few dozen eggs

and a couple of pounds of bacon.

My whole family lived
in constant fear.

-Of what?
-Grease fire.

Don't take that pudding!

Carla, there's plenty more.

No, I mean, don't buy it.

I got an extra.
You can have it.

You got an extra bread pudding?

I bought two.

I guess my eyes
are bigger than my…

Why don't you let me feel
that part in?

You're so clever.

I guess I am.

Bye. Thanks, Carla.

-I payed for it.
-That's a switch.

Why don't you let me feel
that part in?

I beg your pardon?

You're so clever.

Something bugging you, Lana?

Harry, how can you take pudding
from a hooker?

I never thought anyone
would ask me that question.

You're a judge.
It's improper.

Oh, come on.

She's been in our court
every day this week and she's not even on the docket?

So?

And you know, there's been a fresh rose
every night on your bench too.

I noticed, thanks.

You thought I…

Excuse me,
could you hurry it up?

I don't want
my fish sticks to get cold.

There's nothing on you plate.

They're in my pocket.

I couldn't take any chances.

Hi, Dan.

What's the matter with you?

I'm depressed.

International crisis threaten us
with the possibility of nuclear holocaust?

And the increase in violent crime
has raised so one of us is going to be murdered in sleep tonight.

I don't wanna park him __

Hi, gang.

Dan, look at this.
You'll love this.

Squirting flower.
Just 59 cents.

I had it in a big sale
at the Novelty Shop.

No, thanks.
I'd better get right down there.

-Dan, you all right?
-He's got the blues.

I don't get the blues.

Jelly Roll Morton gets the blues.

I get devastated.

-The returns must be coming in now.
-Yes, they are.

Oh, my god, I almost forgot
the special election is tonight.

You're up for a city council seat.

You're losing.
That's why you're depressed.

Yes, I am losing
but that's not the depressing part.

Didn't your opponent die
two weeks ago?

That's the depressing part.

How bad are you…?

The body is ahead by 20%.

Come on, Dan,

you know how unsophisticated
the public is.

They don't vote for issues,
they vote for personality.

I've got to make a call.

Remember when "alive"
was a good thing to be?

I need a napkin.
Anybody need anything while I'm up?

I'll be right back.

Need a glass of water?

No, thanks, Carla.
I just need a napkin.

Here.
I've got condiments too.

A napkin will do.
Thanks a lot.

Your honor,

I just want to say that
since I started being brought up in front of you,

I have developed a tremendous respect
for our justice system.

A very healthy respect.

I sense that.

I have a great deal of respect
for you too.

I guess I've always been attracted
to a man in a robe.

That's a fairly common phenomenon.

-Enjoy your pudding.
-I'm looking forward to it.

Excuse me,
do you happen to have a __ lasagna?

Ms. Williams,
do you have anything to say on your defendant's behalf

Your honor,
although my client has pled guilty

I sincerely hope you'll express
compassion for this pathetic

miserable, wretched empty
shallow human being.

__

The bench is overwhelmed
with mercy.

Let's make it 10 days,
suspended sentence,

and let's take
a 10 minute recess.

Your honor, thank you.

Listen, I really appreciate
what you did for me.

-And I'd like to thank you.
-Don't mention it.

Shall we say
"over dinner"?

What?

Do you like seafood?

-Your honor…
-"Harry", it's recess.

Harry, I just wanted to say
that back there in the cafeteria

maybe I got a little
off of the line.

Don't worry about that.

I mean, your personal life
is your personal life

and I don't want
to interfere in that.

It was just a friendly warning.

Maybe I do get a little
overprotective at times.

It's just that your position
is one of such honor.

I feel that in some way
it's my responsibility.

I just hope you understand.

Thank you for listening.

Judge…

What's that?

A green stick.

I bought that champagne
and other stuff.

Are we still having
that victory celebration we planned for Dan?

Sure. I think things will turn around
once all the returns are in.

I bought white champagne.
Is that right?

-Let's see. We're serving it with…
-Cheetos.

Hello.

Hello yourself.

Got a sec?

Sure. What can I do for you?

That's what I was gonna ask you.

I asked you first.

Your honor, back in the cafeteria
I was trying to tell you something.

-There's no need to.
-There's not?

I think we both know
what's going on here.

Then you feel it too?

No. I didn't say "feel".

I don't feel.

I mean, I feel, but I don't feel
what you feel I feel.

Do you know what I mean?

No. But I just love hearing you
use that nonsense.

-Papers. Sign them.
-Thank you.

-We'll talk later.
-Great.

I have to make some calls
so I'm gonna go in here

since there is no phone out here.

That's precious.

Yeah.

Bye.

What a guy!

What were you two
talking about?

The judge and I were having
a personal discussion.

How personal?

What business is it of yours?

You're right.

It is none of my business but
if you want a little friendly advice

forget it.
He's not your type.

But I suppose
he's your type.

He's a sensitive, intellectual
complex man.

Eclectic in nature,
multidimensional in personality

and frankly,

he would need a woman
of similar qualities to stimulate him.

Honey, I don't know
what those words mean

but I do know what it takes
to please a man.

Physical stimulation is not enough.

I won't use gadgets.

It's not what I meant.

You see, dear,

most psychologists
and experts agree

the way a man and a woman
respond to each other is cerebral.

What?

The brain.
Sex takes place between the ears.

You need a bond.

You need a map.

It's open. No need to break it down.

-Judge Stone?
-Yeah, come on in.

I was in session down the hall
Just thought I'd stop by and say hello.

-Judge Robert T. Wheeler.
-Nice to meet you.

Neat robe!

I beg your pardon.

How do you keep those little __
at the bottom from crinkling up?

Some of the other judges and I
were talking

and we just wanted you to know
we're available.

You mean, for weddings and stuff?

Weddings?
That's very amusing.

So what do you mean "available"?

We wanted you to know
that we were accessible

if you have any questions,
need any advice.

Thanks, great.

-Can I get you a fresca?
-No, thank you.

I love this stuff.
But it's a weird name, ain't it?

You know what's even weirder?
I once knew a guy named "Fresca".

I really don't have much time to…

I'm sorry.
You were saying?

I've heard a little about how you operate,
a bit too unconventional, some say.

A bit of a __ perhaps.

Thanks.

Harry, if I may call you Harry.

Sure, Bob.

Judge Stone, we are entrusted
with a lot of responsibilities in our job

and quite frankly,
a lot of power.

We start making a lot of waves,
draw a lot of attention to ourselves.

Before you know it,
some of that power could be taken away.

Am I making myself clear?

Don't rock the boat.
Is that it?

Harry, don't misunderstand me.
We just think of ourselves as a paternity,

a club if you will,
a very exclusive club,

whose members care
about each other.

Harry, we want you to be
a member of that club.

I've got a lot of neat stuff
for the club house.

Yes. Very good.

I find the defendant guilty
and the fine will be 50 bucks.

-Next case.
-That's it, your honor.

That's a wrap!

More returns?

-I assume your opponent is still—
-Dead. Yeah.

How is it going?

The cadaver has opened up its lead.

I'm sorry.

I just hope there's no after-life
so he can't gloat.

I'll keep a good thought.__

Dan, I know you know

but if it's of any consolation
I voted for you.

Me too.

We all voted for you,
didn't we?

Absolutely.

A secret ballot is our most treasured
right to __ us into the constitution.

Who did you vote for?

I mean, the right of privacy is a guarantee
to ensure an open and free election.

Who did you vote for?

We are indebted to our founding fathers
for creating and granting us this privilege.

Whom did you vote for?

I voted for the best man.

I knew it.

Come on, kids, it's party time.
The refreshments are this way.

Judge Stone, so glad I caught you
before you left.

We were going to listen to the returns
and have a drink.

Oh, yes, Fielding.
Steve still bumping you?

Yes, sir.
Thank you, sir.

-Would you join us, judge Wheeler?
-Just for a sec.

I really came by to say that
if I came on a little strong earlier I'd like to apologize.

Forget it. We all come on a little strong
every once in a while.

Surprise!

What are these people doing here?

What are you doing here?

I was supposed to meet him here.

There's been a misunderstanding.

What is going on here?
Who is this woman?

-You mean the hooker?
-Hooker?

Yes. Hooker, prostitute, street walker,
whatever you wanna call it.

Meretrix?

Look it up.

You lied to me.

Carla, I didn't lie.
I never said a thing.

You told me to meet you
in your office.

You don't really think
he'd need a hooker in his office, do you?

You wouldn't, would you?

Is that it?
Everybody had their laughs?

Everybody got a kick out of seeing a
little turd __ make a fool out of herself?

Stay away from me.

Come on, get dressed
and we'll talk.

What's the matter?
Are you embarrassed?

Well, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Hi, everybody,
sorry I'm late.

I threw my clothes
out the window.

At most
I was expecting charades.

Harry, do something.

She's right, Stone.
This calls for positive action.

What do you suggest?

Take her.

Anybody comes near me and I'll follow
my clothes down, understand?

Sex body in judge's chambers
turns tragic.

Great headline, huh?

Makes me want to read further.

Don't just stand around,
let's party.

Bar is open.

That's the spirit.

Come on, people,
enjoy yourselves.

Do you mind
if I make a phone call?

Whatever turns you on, honey.

Dan, how can you think of yourself
at a time like this?

Because I have stood next to death
and people liked him better.

Well, good luck, Stone.

Nobody leaves or I'll jump.

I'm not going to stand here
and be blackmailed by anyone.

Get your pompous butt
back in here, Wheeler.

Bull, if anyone tries to leave…

Have a seat.

Why don't I have a talk with her,
you know, woman to woman?

That might help.

All right, get down
off there.

Nice start.

Isn't that the little prude?

I am not little.

Or prude.

You've made love
with a light on?

Of course I have.

A dimmer doesn't count.

Carla, please,
come out of the window.

I wonder
what it feels like to fly.

You won't like it,
trust me.

You get bugs in your eyes
and pigeons push you around.

You're wasting our time
standing there, fooling around.

Fooling around is preferable
to the alternative at this point.

You aren't taking her seriously,
are you?

He's right,
nobody takes me seriously.

Maybe it's about time
they did.

All right, Carla,
get the hell inside that window and do it now!

Rough stuff, huh?

I apologize and offer to talk.
What else can I do?

For starters?
Give me a drink.

It's a good idea.
Let's have a drink.

You come over here,
we'll sit down and talk.

-Here.
-Here.

-Here.
-There.

I'll get champagne,
don't go away.

Operator, please. Keep trying.
There must be somebody there.

Mr. Fielding
for city council headquarters.

Yes, the joker who is losing
to the corpse.

I'm sure he must be
a real nerd.

Carla, listen to me.

I am truly sorry if I said or did
anything to mislead you.

You did plenty, all right.

What did I do?

What did you do?

Every time I came to the court
you smiled at me.

You treated me with respect.

You were generally concerned
with my welfare.

Damn it,
you were nice to me.

For the most part
I'm nice to everybody.

You just better get in your head
that everybody in this world ain't used to being treated nice.

And if they are treated nice
is because somebody wants something from them.

So when somebody treats you nice
and they don't want anything from you,

you think they love you.

I thought you loved me.

I know I love you.

Come on, Stone,
this has gone on long enough.

Take a look at her.
She's not going to jump.

No, she never was.

Then pull her down
and let's get out of here.

She's just an emotionally mixed-up woman
who thought you were in love with her.

Maybe she's right.

I'm sorry.
What did he say?

I said maybe she's right.
Maybe I am in love with her.

Harry, what are you doing?

Just trying to look at things
realistically.

I did treat her nice.

Maybe I treated her extra nice.
I don't know.

Isn't that a thing
about her feelings?

No, operator,
I don't mind.

Sometimes you can't even make sense
out of your own.

-Do you know what I mean?
-I do.

Especially about love.

When do you fall in love
with somebody?

When do you think
you're in love with somebody?

When do you start to love
and when is it complete?

I don't know any more about love
than the next guy,

I don't know
if anybody does.

But I do know that if someone told me
that they loved you

I wouldn't have to ask why.

Your honor, I just…

I always wanted to do that
to somebody.

-Stone, mind if I go now?
-Not at all, judge Wheeler.

About that club of yours,
I don't really think I'm interested.

I mean, no secret handshakes
or anything.

I'm not really sure you're fit
to wear that robe.

I think you're right.

Selma, you have a lady
in distress here.

I've got some clothes in my locker
you can wear around the way home.

What size are you?

Seven. Extra shriveled.

Listen, everybody,

I want to apologize for acting
like a real fool.

Forget it.
It could have happened to any of us.

Well, most any of us.

Judge Stone,

thanks for the dignity.

Thanks for the pudding.

All the press __ have now reported in
and it's official.

The 13th district city council seat
has been won by the late Edward Burns.

Burns, who would have been 52
next January

pulled up a stunning upset
in what many insiders felt was a sure bet for the live candidate.

That candidate,
assistant district attorney Dan Fielding…

Sorry, Dan.

So am I, Dan.

I really am.

I think this just goes to show you
how really uninformed the public is.

I bet they even didn't know
the man they were voting for was dead.

They knew.

The cake.

What's that?

Well, we had reason
to believe you'd win.

We just wanted to show you
how we felt about this.

There's writing on it.

"Dan, Dan,
he is our man"

"If he can't do it
nobody can"

That's very…

Thank you.

I'll treasure it always.

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