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Do you need any help
getting that to the table?
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I have an extremely high
metabolism rate.
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That'd be my guess.
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It was worse
when I was growing up.
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Every morning for breakfast
mama had to fix me a few dozen eggs
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and a couple of pounds of bacon.
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My whole family lived
in constant fear.
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-Of what?
-Grease fire.
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Don't take that pudding!
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Carla, there's plenty more.
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No, I mean, don't buy it.
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I got an extra.
You can have it.
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You got an extra bread pudding?
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I bought two.
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I guess my eyes
are bigger than my…
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Why don't you let me feel
that part in?
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You're so clever.
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I guess I am.
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Bye. Thanks, Carla.
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-I payed for it.
-That's a switch.
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Why don't you let me feel
that part in?
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I beg your pardon?
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You're so clever.
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Something bugging you, Lana?
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Harry, how can you take pudding
from a hooker?
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I never thought anyone
would ask me that question.
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You're a judge.
It's improper.
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Oh, come on.
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She's been in our court
every day this week and she's not even on the docket?
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So?
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And you know, there's been a fresh rose
every night on your bench too.
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I noticed, thanks.
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You thought I…
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Excuse me,
could you hurry it up?
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I don't want
my fish sticks to get cold.
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There's nothing on you plate.
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They're in my pocket.
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I couldn't take any chances.
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Hi, Dan.
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What's the matter with you?
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I'm depressed.
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International crisis threaten us
with the possibility of nuclear holocaust?
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And the increase in violent crime
has raised so one of us is going to be murdered in sleep tonight.
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I don't wanna park him __
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Hi, gang.
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Dan, look at this.
You'll love this.
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Squirting flower.
Just 59 cents.
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I had it in a big sale
at the Novelty Shop.
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No, thanks.
I'd better get right down there.
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-Dan, you all right?
-He's got the blues.
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I don't get the blues.
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Jelly Roll Morton gets the blues.
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I get devastated.
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-The returns must be coming in now.
-Yes, they are.
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Oh, my god, I almost forgot
the special election is tonight.
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You're up for a city council seat.
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You're losing.
That's why you're depressed.
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Yes, I am losing
but that's not the depressing part.
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Didn't your opponent die
two weeks ago?
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That's the depressing part.
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How bad are you…?
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The body is ahead by 20%.
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Come on, Dan,
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you know how unsophisticated
the public is.
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They don't vote for issues,
they vote for personality.
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I've got to make a call.
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Remember when "alive"
was a good thing to be?
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I need a napkin.
Anybody need anything while I'm up?
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I'll be right back.
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Need a glass of water?
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No, thanks, Carla.
I just need a napkin.
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Here.
I've got condiments too.
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A napkin will do.
Thanks a lot.
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Your honor,
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I just want to say that
since I started being brought up in front of you,
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I have developed a tremendous respect
for our justice system.
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A very healthy respect.
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I sense that.
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I have a great deal of respect
for you too.
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I guess I've always been attracted
to a man in a robe.
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That's a fairly common phenomenon.
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-Enjoy your pudding.
-I'm looking forward to it.
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Excuse me,
do you happen to have a __ lasagna?
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Ms. Williams,
do you have anything to say on your defendant's behalf
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Your honor,
although my client has pled guilty
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I sincerely hope you'll express
compassion for this pathetic
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miserable, wretched empty
shallow human being.
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__
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The bench is overwhelmed
with mercy.
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Let's make it 10 days,
suspended sentence,
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and let's take
a 10 minute recess.
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Your honor, thank you.
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Listen, I really appreciate
what you did for me.
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-And I'd like to thank you.
-Don't mention it.
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Shall we say
"over dinner"?
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What?
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Do you like seafood?
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-Your honor…
-"Harry", it's recess.
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Harry, I just wanted to say
that back there in the cafeteria
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maybe I got a little
off of the line.
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Don't worry about that.
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I mean, your personal life
is your personal life
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and I don't want
to interfere in that.
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It was just a friendly warning.
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Maybe I do get a little
overprotective at times.
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It's just that your position
is one of such honor.
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I feel that in some way
it's my responsibility.
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I just hope you understand.
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Thank you for listening.
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Judge…
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What's that?
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A green stick.
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I bought that champagne
and other stuff.
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Are we still having
that victory celebration we planned for Dan?
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Sure. I think things will turn around
once all the returns are in.
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I bought white champagne.
Is that right?
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-Let's see. We're serving it with…
-Cheetos.
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Hello.
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Hello yourself.
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Got a sec?
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Sure. What can I do for you?
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That's what I was gonna ask you.
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I asked you first.
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Your honor, back in the cafeteria
I was trying to tell you something.
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-There's no need to.
-There's not?
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I think we both know
what's going on here.
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Then you feel it too?
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No. I didn't say "feel".
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I don't feel.
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I mean, I feel, but I don't feel
what you feel I feel.
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Do you know what I mean?
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No. But I just love hearing you
use that nonsense.
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-Papers. Sign them.
-Thank you.
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-We'll talk later.
-Great.
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I have to make some calls
so I'm gonna go in here
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since there is no phone out here.
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That's precious.
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Yeah.
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Bye.
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What a guy!
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What were you two
talking about?
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The judge and I were having
a personal discussion.
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How personal?
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What business is it of yours?
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You're right.
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It is none of my business but
if you want a little friendly advice
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forget it.
He's not your type.
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But I suppose
he's your type.
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He's a sensitive, intellectual
complex man.
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Eclectic in nature,
multidimensional in personality
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and frankly,
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he would need a woman
of similar qualities to stimulate him.
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Honey, I don't know
what those words mean
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but I do know what it takes
to please a man.
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Physical stimulation is not enough.
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I won't use gadgets.
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It's not what I meant.
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You see, dear,
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most psychologists
and experts agree
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the way a man and a woman
respond to each other is cerebral.
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What?
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The brain.
Sex takes place between the ears.
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You need a bond.
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You need a map.
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It's open. No need to break it down.
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-Judge Stone?
-Yeah, come on in.
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I was in session down the hall
Just thought I'd stop by and say hello.
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-Judge Robert T. Wheeler.
-Nice to meet you.
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Neat robe!
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I beg your pardon.
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How do you keep those little __
at the bottom from crinkling up?
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Some of the other judges and I
were talking
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and we just wanted you to know
we're available.
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You mean, for weddings and stuff?
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Weddings?
That's very amusing.
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So what do you mean "available"?
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We wanted you to know
that we were accessible
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if you have any questions,
need any advice.
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Thanks, great.
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-Can I get you a fresca?
-No, thank you.
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I love this stuff.
But it's a weird name, ain't it?
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You know what's even weirder?
I once knew a guy named "Fresca".
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I really don't have much time to…
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I'm sorry.
You were saying?
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I've heard a little about how you operate,
a bit too unconventional, some say.
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A bit of a __ perhaps.
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Thanks.
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Harry, if I may call you Harry.
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Sure, Bob.
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Judge Stone, we are entrusted
with a lot of responsibilities in our job
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and quite frankly,
a lot of power.
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We start making a lot of waves,
draw a lot of attention to ourselves.
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Before you know it,
some of that power could be taken away.
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Am I making myself clear?
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Don't rock the boat.
Is that it?
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Harry, don't misunderstand me.
We just think of ourselves as a paternity,
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a club if you will,
a very exclusive club,
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whose members care
about each other.
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Harry, we want you to be
a member of that club.
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I've got a lot of neat stuff
for the club house.
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Yes. Very good.
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I find the defendant guilty
and the fine will be 50 bucks.
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-Next case.
-That's it, your honor.
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That's a wrap!
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More returns?
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-I assume your opponent is still—
-Dead. Yeah.
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How is it going?
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The cadaver has opened up its lead.
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I'm sorry.
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I just hope there's no after-life
so he can't gloat.
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I'll keep a good thought.__
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Dan, I know you know
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but if it's of any consolation
I voted for you.
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Me too.
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We all voted for you,
didn't we?
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Absolutely.
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A secret ballot is our most treasured
right to __ us into the constitution.
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Who did you vote for?
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I mean, the right of privacy is a guarantee
to ensure an open and free election.
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Who did you vote for?
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We are indebted to our founding fathers
for creating and granting us this privilege.
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Whom did you vote for?
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I voted for the best man.
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I knew it.
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Come on, kids, it's party time.
The refreshments are this way.
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Judge Stone, so glad I caught you
before you left.
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We were going to listen to the returns
and have a drink.
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Oh, yes, Fielding.
Steve still bumping you?
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Yes, sir.
Thank you, sir.
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-Would you join us, judge Wheeler?
-Just for a sec.
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I really came by to say that
if I came on a little strong earlier I'd like to apologize.
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Forget it. We all come on a little strong
every once in a while.
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Surprise!
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What are these people doing here?
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What are you doing here?
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I was supposed to meet him here.
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There's been a misunderstanding.
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What is going on here?
Who is this woman?
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-You mean the hooker?
-Hooker?
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Yes. Hooker, prostitute, street walker,
whatever you wanna call it.
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Meretrix?
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Look it up.
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You lied to me.
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Carla, I didn't lie.
I never said a thing.
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You told me to meet you
in your office.
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You don't really think
he'd need a hooker in his office, do you?
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You wouldn't, would you?
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Is that it?
Everybody had their laughs?
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Everybody got a kick out of seeing a
little turd __ make a fool out of herself?
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Stay away from me.
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Come on, get dressed
and we'll talk.
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What's the matter?
Are you embarrassed?
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Well, you ain't seen nothing yet.
254
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,100
Hi, everybody,
sorry I'm late.
255
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,600
I threw my clothes
out the window.
256
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:05,000
At most
I was expecting charades.
257
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:08,800
Harry, do something.
258
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,160
She's right, Stone.
This calls for positive action.
259
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,500
What do you suggest?
260
00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:14,100
Take her.
261
00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:17,100
Anybody comes near me and I'll follow
my clothes down, understand?
262
00:15:17,140 --> 00:15:20,500
Sex body in judge's chambers
turns tragic.
263
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:22,160
Great headline, huh?
264
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,100
Makes me want to read further.
265
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:30,300
Don't just stand around,
let's party.
266
00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:31,500
Bar is open.
267
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,200
That's the spirit.
268
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,400
Come on, people,
enjoy yourselves.
269
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,600
Do you mind
if I make a phone call?
270
00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:40,700
Whatever turns you on, honey.
271
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:45,500
Dan, how can you think of yourself
at a time like this?
272
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:50,200
Because I have stood next to death
and people liked him better.
273
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,800
Well, good luck, Stone.
274
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,500
Nobody leaves or I'll jump.
275
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:59,700
I'm not going to stand here
and be blackmailed by anyone.
276
00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:02,600
Get your pompous butt
back in here, Wheeler.
277
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,100
Bull, if anyone tries to leave…
278
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,600
Have a seat.
279
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,400
Why don't I have a talk with her,
you know, woman to woman?
280
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,500
That might help.
281
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:23,700
All right, get down
off there.
282
00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:25,100
Nice start.
283
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,800
Isn't that the little prude?
284
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,300
I am not little.
285
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:31,900
Or prude.
286
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,600
You've made love
with a light on?
287
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,100
Of course I have.
288
00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:38,500
A dimmer doesn't count.
289
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,760
Carla, please,
come out of the window.
290
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,860
I wonder
what it feels like to fly.
291
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:48,960
You won't like it,
trust me.
292
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,000
You get bugs in your eyes
and pigeons push you around.
293
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:55,900
You're wasting our time
standing there, fooling around.
294
00:16:55,940 --> 00:16:59,500
Fooling around is preferable
to the alternative at this point.
295
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,960
You aren't taking her seriously,
are you?
296
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000
He's right,
nobody takes me seriously.
297
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,600
Maybe it's about time
they did.
298
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:12,200
All right, Carla,
get the hell inside that window and do it now!
299
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,400
Rough stuff, huh?
300
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:18,200
I apologize and offer to talk.
What else can I do?
301
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:21,800
For starters?
Give me a drink.
302
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,599
It's a good idea.
Let's have a drink.
303
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,200
You come over here,
we'll sit down and talk.
304
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,800
-Here.
-Here.
305
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,100
-Here.
-There.
306
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,700
I'll get champagne,
don't go away.
307
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,100
Operator, please. Keep trying.
There must be somebody there.
308
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,800
Mr. Fielding
for city council headquarters.
309
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,200
Yes, the joker who is losing
to the corpse.
310
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:51,500
I'm sure he must be
a real nerd.
311
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,300
Carla, listen to me.
312
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:59,700
I am truly sorry if I said or did
anything to mislead you.
313
00:17:59,740 --> 00:18:01,500
You did plenty, all right.
314
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:02,800
What did I do?
315
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,200
What did you do?
316
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:07,500
Every time I came to the court
you smiled at me.
317
00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:09,300
You treated me with respect.
318
00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:12,100
You were generally concerned
with my welfare.
319
00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:14,400
Damn it,
you were nice to me.
320
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,600
For the most part
I'm nice to everybody.
321
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:22,000
You just better get in your head
that everybody in this world ain't used to being treated nice.
322
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:25,900
And if they are treated nice
is because somebody wants something from them.
323
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:30,000
So when somebody treats you nice
and they don't want anything from you,
324
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,800
you think they love you.
325
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,200
I thought you loved me.
326
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,000
I know I love you.
327
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,960
Come on, Stone,
this has gone on long enough.
328
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,400
Take a look at her.
She's not going to jump.
329
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,960
No, she never was.
330
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,760
Then pull her down
and let's get out of here.
331
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:55,400
She's just an emotionally mixed-up woman
who thought you were in love with her.
332
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,600
Maybe she's right.
333
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,900
I'm sorry.
What did he say?
334
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:05,860
I said maybe she's right.
Maybe I am in love with her.
335
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:07,600
Harry, what are you doing?
336
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,900
Just trying to look at things
realistically.
337
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,660
I did treat her nice.
338
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:14,300
Maybe I treated her extra nice.
I don't know.
339
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,000
Isn't that a thing
about her feelings?
340
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,600
No, operator,
I don't mind.
341
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,300
Sometimes you can't even make sense
out of your own.
342
00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:28,200
-Do you know what I mean?
-I do.
343
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,200
Especially about love.
344
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:36,200
When do you fall in love
with somebody?
345
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,700
When do you think
you're in love with somebody?
346
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:44,200
When do you start to love
and when is it complete?
347
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,860
I don't know any more about love
than the next guy,
348
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,800
I don't know
if anybody does.
349
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:55,100
But I do know that if someone told me
that they loved you
350
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,600
I wouldn't have to ask why.
351
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,900
Your honor, I just…
352
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,500
I always wanted to do that
to somebody.
353
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:29,300
-Stone, mind if I go now?
-Not at all, judge Wheeler.
354
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:34,360
About that club of yours,
I don't really think I'm interested.
355
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:38,000
I mean, no secret handshakes
or anything.
356
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:41,300
I'm not really sure you're fit
to wear that robe.
357
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,300
I think you're right.
358
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:53,600
Selma, you have a lady
in distress here.
359
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:57,700
I've got some clothes in my locker
you can wear around the way home.
360
00:20:57,740 --> 00:20:59,200
What size are you?
361
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,500
Seven. Extra shriveled.
362
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,200
Listen, everybody,
363
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:13,100
I want to apologize for acting
like a real fool.
364
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:17,200
Forget it.
It could have happened to any of us.
365
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,400
Well, most any of us.
366
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:22,300
Judge Stone,
367
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,500
thanks for the dignity.
368
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:29,100
Thanks for the pudding.
369
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,700
All the press __ have now reported in
and it's official.
370
00:21:39,740 --> 00:21:44,600
The 13th district city council seat
has been won by the late Edward Burns.
371
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:48,500
Burns, who would have been 52
next January
372
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:53,600
pulled up a stunning upset
in what many insiders felt was a sure bet for the live candidate.
373
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:57,000
That candidate,
assistant district attorney Dan Fielding…
374
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:00,860
Sorry, Dan.
375
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:02,760
So am I, Dan.
376
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,800
I really am.
377
00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:13,500
I think this just goes to show you
how really uninformed the public is.
378
00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:18,300
I bet they even didn't know
the man they were voting for was dead.
379
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:22,000
They knew.
380
00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:26,000
The cake.
381
00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:32,400
What's that?
382
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,600
Well, we had reason
to believe you'd win.
383
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,500
We just wanted to show you
how we felt about this.
384
00:22:38,540 --> 00:22:40,000
There's writing on it.
385
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:50,700
"Dan, Dan,
he is our man"
386
00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:55,300
"If he can't do it
nobody can"
387
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:04,000
That's very…
388
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:07,400
Thank you.
389
00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:10,500
I'll treasure it always.
390
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:45,000
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