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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Don't do it. Seriously,
you're gonna break your hand.
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I can do this.
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[Exhales]
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[Winces]
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Dude... your Nana makes
one tough fruitcake.
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How does your family eat that?
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We don't.
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[Straining]
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My dad wedged last year's
behind the wheel of our camper
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so it wouldn't roll down the driveway.
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[Clangs loudly]
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Kim, you sure we shouldn't ask Rudy to help
us decorate the dojo window for Christmas?
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Yeah, trust me. He doesn't
really have an eye for it.
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[Chuckling] Look what I did.
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I made this beautiful festive
wreath out of our toilet seat.
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- See what I mean?
- Mm hmm.
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[Front door opens]
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- Joan: Come on.
- Jerry: [Groans]
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Get in here.
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[Chuckles]
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Tell them what you did, you.
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I accidentally used my dad's
pressure washer to get rid
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of the line of people in
front of the electronics store.
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He blew some nerd right
out of his loafers.
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[Chuckles]
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Nerds.
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So, did you get the Road Demon or not?
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- No. They didn't have any left.
- [Sighs]
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What exactly is a "Road Demon"?
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Only the hottest Christmas
present this year.
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It's a high-tech, remote-controlled,
futuristic combat tank.
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I'm telling you, I want one so bad,
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Christmas isn't gonna be Christmas
if I don't get a Road Demon.
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Dude, if I wake up and there's
not one under my tree...
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[Chuckles]
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- It's gonna be on.
- I know, I asked my parents...
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[Overlapping dialogue]
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Guys.
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Guys, Christmas isn't about getting
a remote-controlled Road Demon.
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He's right.
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It's also about getting a pony!
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- Ooh!
- Yee haw!
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No, guys. Guys, guys!
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Christmas isn't about getting things.
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All right, it's about being
filled with the spirit.
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Yeah, that's right, Rudy.
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I mean, me and Eddie got here
early to decorate the dojo window.
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Because we got the spirit.
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I got the holly-jollies,
and I got 'em bad.
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All right. The three of
you are coming with me.
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I'm gonna teach you a lesson
about the true spirit of Christmas.
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- Ewe!
- What?!
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[Groans]
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It's the mistletoe Rudy made last year.
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What's wrong with it?
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He just put ribbon around some
hair he found in a shower drain.
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If it gets a girl to kiss
me, I don't care what it is.
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Oh, ladies!
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
-
Don't...
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You...
-
You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
-
Won't...
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You...
-
You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Santa's Village raises
money for needy kids.
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And volunteering is a great way for you
to get in touch with the Christmas spirit.
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Oh. I'm all for volunteering, Rudy.
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How much does it pay?
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[Gasps]
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Dude, dude, dude!
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- Whoa.
- It's a Road Demon.
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No way.
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- Oh.
- [Road demon powers up]
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Excuse me. That's for needy children.
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Oh, that works out.
Because I needy this.
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Uh, no, no.
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Um, Mr. Elf, I've got three boys
here who would love to volunteer.
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Oh, that is really nice.
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But we don't need any
more help. [Chuckles]
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Just donate to the charity.
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Thank you.
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How could you not need
any more volunteers?
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Can I speak to someone
in upper management?
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Perhaps the sugar plum fairy?
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Now, listen. I told you guys once...
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- Hold on there, Tinsel.
- Yeah.
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We can always find room for some
boys who are willing to volunteer.
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In your face, tinkle.
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Come on, guys.
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Mm-hmm. Take a knee, short
stuff. Police business.
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I'd like a word with you, Kringle.
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When I was in second grade...
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All I wanted was a Betty Ballerina Doll.
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Instead, all you brought
me was a set of drill bits.
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I was seven!
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[Chuckles]
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You realize I'm not the real Santa.
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I'm... I'm just one of his helpers.
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I don't care who you are, jolly cheeks.
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You're getting me that doll.
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Look, we've been over this for an hour.
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I don't like your window decorating
idea and you don't like mine.
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That's because your
snowman idea is played out.
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Yeah. It's not like your
red-nosed reindeer idea.
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That's fresh.
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You know what?
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If you don't appreciate my talents...
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Maybe I'll take them somewhere else.
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- Fine!
- Buh-bye!
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Oh, hey, Kim.
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I have the Christmas
spirit all up inside of me.
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Phil, look. With my help, you'll have the
greatest Christmas display in the Mall.
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And I have an awesome
idea based around...
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- This guy.
- [Gasps]
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Oh no! It is the dreaded
three-balled Hachmaki Sand Monster!
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Get away! [Yelling]
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Phil: Oh no! Not again!
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Not again!
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[Yelling continues]
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Your friend's on gift wrap duty.
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You two are working the snowball toss.
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You give the kids a snowball,
they toss it through the wreath,
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and then you give them a candy cane.
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- What if they miss?
- You give them a candy cane.
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- Wait, doesn't that mean...
- Ball, wreath, cane.
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Yeah? Great.
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Hey, maybe Rudy was right. You
know, I'm glad we're doing this.
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Yeah.
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Throw a snowball through the
wreath, you get a free candy cane.
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I don't want a dumb candy cane.
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I want a Panini.
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Oh.
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Hey!
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- Hey!
- Aah!
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[Mouths words]
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Oh, no, no, no, no, hon.
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Mm. Let me show you.
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[Exhales]
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Remember... be bold,
and your fold will hold.
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[Sighs]
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I'm gonna go get more paper.
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Aah. What were you doing in there?
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The sign says Elves only.
I'm an Elf. You're not.
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Technically, you're not so
much an Elf as you are a troll.
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- You see, in Christmas legend...
- Give that to me!
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The paper in the gingerbread
house isn't yours.
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I can get you more paper. [Laughs]
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Why don't you just go
back to your station.
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Looks like your friend
is in a little trouble.
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Hi.
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Oh, Lois. What did you do?
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I told you you weren't ready
for the double-sided tape.
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[Sighs] Phil, did you get
those lights untangled yet?
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Phil: No.
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And I think I made it worse.
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Phil, come on. You gotta
take this seriously.
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We're trying to make
my vision come to life.
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But I thought we were just going to
do a small traditional Hachmaki...
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Change of plans.
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We're going big.
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What's that smell?
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Smell? I don't smell
anything. I... oh. [Sniffs]
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Wait, wait, wait. Yes.
Now I'm getting it.
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Yeah, it's me. I'm cooking.
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Oh! I'm cooking!
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[Yelps]
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Look at these supplies
I got from my Nana.
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Pipe cleaners, glitter...
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Glue sticks.
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The sky's the limit, baby.
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[Truck backing up]
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Oh. Here are my supplies.
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Yup.
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60 feet of fiber-optic garland,
three voice-activated reindeer,
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and 30,000 watts of dancing lights
controlled by a computerized motherboard.
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Boom! I said boom.
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Have fun with your pipe cleaners.
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I need help.
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Hey, guys. How was volunteering?
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It's cool knowing that you're
helping to make a difference.
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Well, I'm proud of you guys. You're
finally getting the spirit of Christmas.
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Joan: Oh!
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All right, everybody, the
whole Mall is on lock down.
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High alert! Code green!
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[Imitates siren]
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Joan...
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What's going on?
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Somebody stole Christmas
is what's going on.
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A bag of presents was
taken from Santa's Village.
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What? On Christmas Eve?
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Those presents were for needy kids.
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Who would do such a...
[road demon whirring]
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I can't believe you guys.
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Rudy, I know how this
looks, but it wasn't us.
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I'll tell you exactly how it looks.
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It looks like you're the
kids that stole Christmas.
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And according to code 1645...
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If you're caught stealing
from this Mall, you're banned.
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All: What?
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You heard me. You three
are banned from this Mall.
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And that includes this dojo.
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Oh, Merry Christmas.
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Come on, Joan. You don't believe
for a second we stole those toys.
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Have these delinquents clear
their stuff out of the dojo.
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[Whimpers]
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And while this hurts me, because, oh...
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I am going to miss you. [Crying]
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If you ever set foot
on these premises...
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I will handcuff you to a water
pipe and use my nightstick to...
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I think they get it, Joan.
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You know what this means.
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No more dojo.
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I hope it was worth
it for some dumb toy.
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Rudy, I can't believe you'd say that.
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It's not a dumb toy.
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It's a lifestyle.
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Hey, where's the remote?
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Hang on, if there's no remote, then how
did the Road Demon start up in our locker?
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Somebody must have used it from outside
the dojo right when Joan walked in.
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Guy, we were set up.
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And I bet I know who it was.
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Panini boy!
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Well, maybe it was Tinsel.
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Why him?
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I don't know, he's been
acting really weird.
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Like, I went to get some wrapping
paper from the gingerbread house.
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He grabbed it away from
me like it was gold.
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Well, that's it.
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We gotta get inside that
gingerbread house and
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find out what's so
special about that paper.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,408
And I know how we can do it.
252
00:12:14,409 --> 00:12:16,350
We can zip line down
from the roof of the Mall,
253
00:12:16,351 --> 00:12:18,978
land behind the house, and eat
our way through the back walls.
254
00:12:18,979 --> 00:12:23,119
Or we could go in through the door.
255
00:12:25,155 --> 00:12:26,873
Who threw that?
256
00:12:26,874 --> 00:12:29,556
I said who threw...
257
00:12:29,557 --> 00:12:30,724
[Spitting]
258
00:12:30,725 --> 00:12:34,505
[Spaghetti western music playing]
259
00:12:41,013 --> 00:12:43,703
There's only one authorized
Santa Claus in this Mall.
260
00:12:43,704 --> 00:12:45,550
Let me see your badges.
261
00:12:45,551 --> 00:12:47,591
Badges?
262
00:12:48,069 --> 00:12:50,008
Badges?
263
00:12:50,009 --> 00:12:53,969
We don't need no stinking badges.
264
00:12:58,066 --> 00:13:00,646
Snowball fight!
265
00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:04,252
[Yelling, grunting]
266
00:13:11,818 --> 00:13:14,518
[Blows raspberry]
267
00:13:18,606 --> 00:13:20,640
I think it's clear.
268
00:13:20,641 --> 00:13:22,921
Not clear.
269
00:13:27,011 --> 00:13:29,656
Three, two, one...
270
00:13:29,657 --> 00:13:31,760
It's magic time, Bobby.
271
00:13:31,761 --> 00:13:33,981
Ho, ho...
272
00:13:34,251 --> 00:13:36,051
Ho.
273
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,658
Dashing through the snow.
274
00:13:38,659 --> 00:13:40,594
Giving nods and winks.
275
00:13:40,595 --> 00:13:42,562
Look at Kim's window.
276
00:13:42,563 --> 00:13:44,051
Man, it really stinks.
277
00:13:44,052 --> 00:13:45,499
Both:
ha ha ha...
278
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,184
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen!
279
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Kim Crawford entertainment
is proud to present...
280
00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:55,904
"Walking in a window wonderland".
281
00:13:58,060 --> 00:14:01,683
Free gingerbread cookies for everyone!
282
00:14:01,684 --> 00:14:04,324
[Crowd cheering]
283
00:14:05,499 --> 00:14:10,187
That's it. Time to take
it to the next level.
284
00:14:10,188 --> 00:14:12,061
Ho, ho...
285
00:14:12,062 --> 00:14:13,336
Ho!
286
00:14:13,337 --> 00:14:15,454
Ho, ho, ho.
287
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,533
Ha ha ha ha.
288
00:14:17,534 --> 00:14:18,734
Ho, ho, ho.
289
00:14:18,735 --> 00:14:22,035
Is that all you've got?
290
00:14:28,946 --> 00:14:32,486
Oh... ho, ho, ho. [Whimpers]
291
00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:41,438
Ho, ho... [yelps]
292
00:14:41,439 --> 00:14:43,462
Whoa! [Electricity shorting]
293
00:14:43,463 --> 00:14:45,803
Bobby: Aah!
294
00:14:46,116 --> 00:14:47,156
[Grunts]
295
00:14:47,157 --> 00:14:49,589
- Oh, look what you did.
- Oh, what I did?
296
00:14:49,590 --> 00:14:52,530
[Overlapping arguing]
297
00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:58,542
Oh. Look.
298
00:14:58,543 --> 00:15:00,389
A big cookie.
299
00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:03,690
I want you in my tummy.
300
00:15:03,715 --> 00:15:06,235
What? Ow! Ow!
301
00:15:06,301 --> 00:15:09,421
Stop eating me, Santa.
302
00:15:11,456 --> 00:15:14,650
And the Kung Pao chicken will do it.
303
00:15:14,651 --> 00:15:19,691
Oh, uh, one more thing,
is Fong working tonight?
304
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:22,434
No reason.
305
00:15:22,435 --> 00:15:24,955
Oh. [Chuckles]
306
00:15:25,805 --> 00:15:27,480
- Jerry: Joan!
- Oh!
307
00:15:27,481 --> 00:15:29,176
Oh no, you're back.
308
00:15:29,177 --> 00:15:31,065
Oh no, take it easy. I
don't want any trouble.
309
00:15:31,066 --> 00:15:33,722
There's a turkey sandwich in my
purse. Just take it. Just take it!
310
00:15:33,723 --> 00:15:35,712
Joan, Joan. We're not here to rob you.
311
00:15:35,713 --> 00:15:37,158
- Oh.
- Jerry: Yo, check this out.
312
00:15:37,159 --> 00:15:39,920
There's rolls and rolls of
this in the gingerbread house.
313
00:15:39,921 --> 00:15:41,793
- It's just wrapping paper.
- Oh, no it's not.
314
00:15:41,794 --> 00:15:44,094
It's got fake money printed on it.
315
00:15:44,095 --> 00:15:47,205
Oh. I had a roll of toilet
paper like this once.
316
00:15:47,206 --> 00:15:51,528
Dad came over for chili night and
blew through 100 grand. [Chuckles]
317
00:15:51,529 --> 00:15:54,984
We think Tinsel's been removing the real
money from the holiday donation tower
318
00:15:54,985 --> 00:15:57,087
and replacing it with
this counterfeit money.
319
00:15:57,088 --> 00:15:58,260
Wait a minute.
320
00:15:58,261 --> 00:16:03,103
You think he'd have the guts to do
that right under my nose? [Chuckles]
321
00:16:03,104 --> 00:16:05,644
Lots of things have
happened under your nose.
322
00:16:05,645 --> 00:16:08,233
You lost the ATM machine
to The Easter Bunny.
323
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,506
The Thanksgiving day
turkey took your scooter,
324
00:16:10,507 --> 00:16:14,650
- and those leprechauns made off with...
- Okay, can we just go?
325
00:16:14,651 --> 00:16:17,301
The people in this town are so dumb.
326
00:16:17,302 --> 00:16:20,755
They're not gonna find out until
tomorrow that no Christmas is coming.
327
00:16:20,756 --> 00:16:23,336
[Evil laughter]
328
00:16:25,596 --> 00:16:31,236
Uh... sorry, folks, Santa's
Village is closed. [Chuckles]
329
00:16:33,705 --> 00:16:35,482
Evil Elves I get.
330
00:16:35,483 --> 00:16:38,369
But come on, dude. You're Santa Claus.
331
00:16:38,370 --> 00:16:41,190
Get him! [Yelling]
332
00:16:41,346 --> 00:16:43,318
[Joan groans] Oh!
333
00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:45,349
Officer down.
334
00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:47,570
[Grunting]
335
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,078
[Laughing]
336
00:16:57,079 --> 00:16:59,299
[Grunting]
337
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:02,526
Aah!
338
00:17:04,370 --> 00:17:06,590
[Grunting]
339
00:17:24,523 --> 00:17:27,559
You're exactly what this tree needs.
340
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,960
More tinsel.
341
00:17:56,690 --> 00:17:58,260
Ho, ho, ho.
342
00:17:58,261 --> 00:17:59,899
Bobby!
343
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:02,600
- Bobby!
- Yeah.
344
00:18:02,663 --> 00:18:05,565
All right, take them away, fellas.
345
00:18:05,566 --> 00:18:08,386
Joan: Ooh. [Sighs]
346
00:18:08,469 --> 00:18:11,537
I never doubted you boys for one minute.
347
00:18:11,538 --> 00:18:15,018
You deserve all the credit.
348
00:18:15,248 --> 00:18:17,376
Did Joan do it?
349
00:18:17,377 --> 00:18:21,046
No, no. Joan didn't
see any of it coming.
350
00:18:21,047 --> 00:18:24,484
Not only did you save Christmas,
you probably saved my job.
351
00:18:24,485 --> 00:18:27,006
Joan, Joan. It's okay.
352
00:18:27,007 --> 00:18:29,241
Do you want to come with us
and get some hot chocolate?
353
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:33,088
Oh, no, no, no. You guys go ahead.
I gotta write this up in a report.
354
00:18:33,089 --> 00:18:35,163
- Okay. Come on.
- Woo.
355
00:18:35,164 --> 00:18:37,084
Okay.
356
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:41,180
Santa, Elves, naughty.
357
00:18:41,568 --> 00:18:44,148
Officer Joan...
358
00:18:44,403 --> 00:18:46,001
Saves...
359
00:18:46,002 --> 00:18:48,222
Christmas.
360
00:18:48,971 --> 00:18:50,576
Hey, why's it dark?
361
00:18:50,577 --> 00:18:52,670
In the spirit of competition,
we accidentally blew
362
00:18:52,671 --> 00:18:56,107
the circuit panel out
on this side of the Mall.
363
00:18:56,108 --> 00:18:58,388
No biggie.
364
00:18:58,752 --> 00:19:00,586
I feel bad.
365
00:19:00,587 --> 00:19:06,487
A lot of people came to the Mall to see the
window displays, and we ruined it for 'em.
366
00:19:08,212 --> 00:19:11,199
Phil? Uh, what's all this?
367
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,598
Oh, Rudy.
368
00:19:12,599 --> 00:19:15,976
In Hachmakistan, we express
our joy for the holiday season
369
00:19:15,977 --> 00:19:20,307
with the simple things that remind us of
all that we are blessed with in our lives.
370
00:19:20,308 --> 00:19:21,542
It's beautiful.
371
00:19:21,543 --> 00:19:23,711
See. It's what I was
trying to show you guys.
372
00:19:23,712 --> 00:19:27,058
This is what the spirit
of Christmas is all about.
373
00:19:27,059 --> 00:19:28,957
You know what, Rudy? You're right.
374
00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:33,381
It's not just about getting
presents. It's about this.
375
00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:35,026
Yeah.
376
00:19:35,027 --> 00:19:38,288
Eddie, how about next year
we do a window together?
377
00:19:38,289 --> 00:19:40,286
Yeah, I'd like that.
378
00:19:40,287 --> 00:19:45,009
How about we just go with a
small, simple Christmas Tree?
379
00:19:45,010 --> 00:19:46,323
Or...
380
00:19:46,324 --> 00:19:48,904
Something else.
381
00:19:50,675 --> 00:19:52,022
Okay, everybody.
382
00:19:52,023 --> 00:19:56,111
And now we are going to sing
traditional Hachmaki Christmas song.
383
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,515
"Deck the halls".
384
00:19:57,516 --> 00:20:00,480
- Oh, we love that song.
- Yeah.
385
00:20:00,481 --> 00:20:03,173
Deck the halls with slimy eels.
386
00:20:03,174 --> 00:20:05,757
Fa la la la la la la la la.
387
00:20:05,758 --> 00:20:08,439
Ride the yak until it squeals.
388
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,109
Fa la la la la la la la la.
389
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,799
Camels snorting,
sand crabs scratching.
390
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:17,013
Fa la la la la la. Fa la la.
391
00:20:17,014 --> 00:20:18,900
Come on. You know the words.
392
00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:22,261
Uh, no. We really don't.
393
00:20:22,675 --> 00:20:26,035
[Humming "deck the halls"]
394
00:20:26,051 --> 00:20:29,614
Bobby, I just wanted to let you know,
you were pretty impressive out there.
395
00:20:29,615 --> 00:20:30,716
Yeah.
396
00:20:30,717 --> 00:20:32,818
Out where?
397
00:20:32,819 --> 00:20:35,587
Well, the fight in Santa's Village.
Yo, you kicked some butt, Bobby.
398
00:20:35,588 --> 00:20:36,519
- Totally.
- Yeah.
399
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,691
I don't know what you're talking about.
400
00:20:38,692 --> 00:20:40,249
I spent the last half hour,
401
00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:44,246
trying to unwedge myself from
the toilet bowl in the dojo.
402
00:20:44,247 --> 00:20:47,865
Did you know there's
no seat on your potty?
403
00:20:47,866 --> 00:20:51,359
Wait, if you didn't help us
during the fight, then who did?
404
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:54,420
[Sleigh bells ringing]
405
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,456
- Nah.
- No way.
406
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,576
Couldn't be.
407
00:20:59,577 --> 00:21:01,678
[Gasps] It was!
408
00:21:01,679 --> 00:21:03,814
I got my Betty Ballerina!
409
00:21:03,815 --> 00:21:05,582
I got my doll!
410
00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:07,484
Do you see? I got my doll!
411
00:21:07,485 --> 00:21:10,125
I got my doll!
412
00:21:11,079 --> 00:21:14,379
Kickin' it with you!
413
00:21:16,592 --> 00:21:18,899
We wish you a Merry Christmas.
414
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:21,076
We wish you a Merry Christmas.
415
00:21:21,077 --> 00:21:23,117
We wish you a Merry Christmas.
416
00:21:23,118 --> 00:21:26,267
And a happy new year.
417
00:21:26,268 --> 00:21:30,521
From our kickin' it family to yours,
we wish you a great holiday season.
418
00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:32,205
Snowball fight!
419
00:21:32,206 --> 00:21:34,699
[All cheering]
420
00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:38,298
It's not as cool
as kickin' it with you!
421
00:21:38,299 --> 00:21:44,199
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