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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:07,988 --> 00:00:10,189 That police helicopter's been flying pretty low. 3 00:00:10,190 --> 00:00:11,954 That's because they know what I did. 4 00:00:11,955 --> 00:00:13,026 What'd you do? 5 00:00:13,027 --> 00:00:15,576 I took some extra packets of hot sauce from Taco Town. 6 00:00:15,577 --> 00:00:18,471 I an, two, sure. Three, maybe, but four? 7 00:00:18,472 --> 00:00:21,832 What kind of sicko am I? 8 00:00:22,135 --> 00:00:23,302 It's not you, Jerry. 9 00:00:23,303 --> 00:00:26,172 A prisoner busted out of the Seaford Correctional Facility. 10 00:00:26,173 --> 00:00:27,902 They've been looking for him all morning. 11 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:29,241 [Sighs] 12 00:00:29,242 --> 00:00:30,749 That's a relief. 13 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:34,830 I'm gonna get some more hot sauce. 14 00:00:50,397 --> 00:00:51,852 Guys guys guys. 15 00:00:51,853 --> 00:00:54,771 You see that dude over there? He's wearing orange pants. 16 00:00:54,772 --> 00:00:56,864 You know what that means? 17 00:00:56,865 --> 00:00:59,188 It means he's secure in who he is as a man. 18 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:04,030 I mean, orange after Labor Day? That's just bold. 19 00:01:04,031 --> 00:01:09,768 No. He means that's the escaped convict they're looking for. 20 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:15,576 I'm going to subtly let that helicopter know he's over there. 21 00:01:15,577 --> 00:01:17,127 Hey, helicopter man! 22 00:01:17,128 --> 00:01:18,652 He's over there! 23 00:01:18,653 --> 00:01:20,796 Don't you dare move, Mister. 24 00:01:20,797 --> 00:01:22,601 Don't you move! 25 00:01:22,602 --> 00:01:24,590 [Grunts] 26 00:01:24,591 --> 00:01:25,591 Aah! 27 00:01:25,592 --> 00:01:27,932 [Whimpering] 28 00:01:42,940 --> 00:01:48,520 Okay. The show's over. Remain calm, people. We got him. 29 00:01:49,259 --> 00:01:51,945 You're lucky you didn't have to deal with me. 30 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:56,294 Because then you would have met Laverne and Shirley! 31 00:01:56,295 --> 00:01:58,875 - Ah! - Mommy! 32 00:01:59,020 --> 00:02:00,924 [Rock music playing] 33 00:02:00,925 --> 00:02:01,930 - Don't... - Don't... 34 00:02:01,931 --> 00:02:02,911 - You... - You... 35 00:02:02,912 --> 00:02:04,170 Get all tough with me! 36 00:02:04,171 --> 00:02:04,917 I'm saying... 37 00:02:04,918 --> 00:02:05,926 - Won't... - Won't... 38 00:02:05,927 --> 00:02:06,853 - You... - You... 39 00:02:06,854 --> 00:02:08,274 Come kick it with me? 40 00:02:08,275 --> 00:02:10,543 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 41 00:02:10,544 --> 00:02:12,445 That's just how we do. 42 00:02:12,446 --> 00:02:17,614 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 43 00:02:17,615 --> 00:02:19,639 Here we go, let's start the party! 44 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,189 Chop it up like it's karate. 45 00:02:21,190 --> 00:02:22,558 Everybody! 46 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:23,844 - Don't... - Don't... 47 00:02:23,845 --> 00:02:24,861 - You... - You... 48 00:02:24,862 --> 00:02:26,081 Get all tough with me! 49 00:02:26,082 --> 00:02:26,817 I'm saying... 50 00:02:26,818 --> 00:02:27,856 - Won't... - Won't... 51 00:02:27,857 --> 00:02:28,766 - You... - You... 52 00:02:28,767 --> 00:02:30,229 Come kick it with me? 53 00:02:30,230 --> 00:02:32,786 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 54 00:02:32,787 --> 00:02:34,517 That's just how we do. 55 00:02:34,518 --> 00:02:40,418 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 56 00:02:41,904 --> 00:02:43,243 Kickin' it with you. 57 00:02:43,244 --> 00:02:45,278 Guys, we've been on the news all day. 58 00:02:45,279 --> 00:02:48,181 They used surveillance footage from the Mall Security Camera. 59 00:02:48,182 --> 00:02:52,452 I kicked butt, and looked good while doing it. 60 00:02:52,453 --> 00:02:55,277 You know, Kim, in the interview with the reporter, 61 00:02:55,278 --> 00:02:57,989 you kind of made it sound like you took the guy down by yourself. 62 00:02:57,990 --> 00:02:59,438 [Scoffs] What makes you say that? 63 00:02:59,439 --> 00:03:04,512 Because you said, and I quote, "I took the guy down by myself". 64 00:03:04,513 --> 00:03:07,198 You guys aren't the only ones on the news. 65 00:03:07,199 --> 00:03:10,495 Yeah, on Spanish TV, they mentioned me, Eddie, and Milton. 66 00:03:10,496 --> 00:03:15,356 They called us "Los tres gusanos sin espinas". 67 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:16,875 Wow. What does that mean? 68 00:03:16,876 --> 00:03:19,936 Three spineless worms. 69 00:03:20,942 --> 00:03:24,435 There they are. Guys, look who's here. 70 00:03:24,436 --> 00:03:27,297 I don't believe it, it's Dolph Gruber! 71 00:03:27,298 --> 00:03:30,175 I've seen all your movies. You're the best action star ever. 72 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:32,310 [Austrian accent] Aw, you're too kind. 73 00:03:32,311 --> 00:03:34,412 I saw you on the news last night. 74 00:03:34,413 --> 00:03:37,299 What you do is incredible. 75 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:40,360 Hello spineless worms. 76 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:43,335 What brings you to our dojo? 77 00:03:43,336 --> 00:03:46,834 I want you two in my movie is what I'm wanting. 78 00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:50,768 I'm directing what will be the greatest martial arts movie ever. 79 00:03:50,769 --> 00:03:53,398 An epic battle for survival. 80 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:57,076 It's called "The Karate Games". 81 00:03:57,077 --> 00:03:59,056 Do you lub it? 82 00:03:59,057 --> 00:04:01,230 Yes, I lub it. 83 00:04:01,231 --> 00:04:03,374 But Dolph, we're not actors. 84 00:04:03,375 --> 00:04:07,412 That's why you're perfect. Actors are fake. You are real. 85 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,912 You're fresh, you're gutsy, you have great hair. 86 00:04:09,913 --> 00:04:12,316 - [Chuckles] Thank you. - I was talking to the boy. 87 00:04:12,317 --> 00:04:14,117 Ha. 88 00:04:14,369 --> 00:04:17,221 What do you say, Yak and Kam? 89 00:04:17,222 --> 00:04:18,489 I could be a star! 90 00:04:18,490 --> 00:04:23,230 Watch out Hollywood. Here comes Yak and Kam. 91 00:04:28,367 --> 00:04:30,401 We shoot the first scene right here. 92 00:04:30,402 --> 00:04:33,012 This is your underground bunker. 93 00:04:33,013 --> 00:04:35,233 Oh, cool. 94 00:04:38,243 --> 00:04:40,583 It's good. 95 00:04:42,112 --> 00:04:43,986 Your characters are enemies. 96 00:04:43,987 --> 00:04:48,486 But you're brought together by the most powerful thing in the Universe. 97 00:04:48,487 --> 00:04:50,254 A kiss. 98 00:04:50,255 --> 00:04:52,475 Both: Oh. 99 00:04:53,133 --> 00:04:55,353 Both: Oh. 100 00:04:58,002 --> 00:05:01,304 Being seen on the news hiding behind an old woman is so embarrassing. 101 00:05:01,305 --> 00:05:02,600 Tell me about it. 102 00:05:02,601 --> 00:05:06,991 On my way to school, all I heard was "scaredy pants, scaredy pants". 103 00:05:06,992 --> 00:05:12,892 I finally said to my father, "stop the car. I'd rather walk". 104 00:05:13,187 --> 00:05:15,279 Yo, what's this? 105 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:17,415 It's a gift from Mayor Batty. 106 00:05:17,416 --> 00:05:23,316 "The city of Seaford thanks you for your act of bravery and valor". 107 00:05:26,625 --> 00:05:31,362 Oh, dude! That thing is awesome! I've always wanted one. 108 00:05:31,363 --> 00:05:33,763 What is it? 109 00:05:33,883 --> 00:05:37,268 It's a Punchmaster Elite. The newest karate trainer. 110 00:05:37,269 --> 00:05:40,004 They don't even sell these in stores yet. 111 00:05:40,005 --> 00:05:45,905 Dude. With this thing we're gonna become fearless fighting machines. 112 00:05:46,085 --> 00:05:48,906 Man up and punch me! 113 00:05:48,907 --> 00:05:52,550 Uh... I don't like that man. Can you change him? 114 00:05:52,551 --> 00:05:54,185 That was a biker. 115 00:05:54,186 --> 00:05:57,455 There's Prison Guard, Drill Sergeant... 116 00:05:57,456 --> 00:05:59,357 Ooh, this might be a good one for us. 117 00:05:59,358 --> 00:06:01,225 English nanny. 118 00:06:01,226 --> 00:06:02,426 Be a love. 119 00:06:02,427 --> 00:06:05,014 Give mumzee a punch? 120 00:06:05,015 --> 00:06:07,131 All right. 121 00:06:07,132 --> 00:06:09,532 I got this. 122 00:06:09,996 --> 00:06:11,022 [Grunts] 123 00:06:11,023 --> 00:06:13,437 I said hit me! 124 00:06:13,438 --> 00:06:14,920 Turn it back to biker. Back to biker! 125 00:06:14,921 --> 00:06:17,141 [Whimpers] 126 00:06:21,698 --> 00:06:23,588 And... 127 00:06:23,589 --> 00:06:25,145 Action. 128 00:06:25,146 --> 00:06:26,787 But I hate you. 129 00:06:26,788 --> 00:06:28,810 You're from Zone 5. 130 00:06:28,811 --> 00:06:30,758 You vaporized my father. 131 00:06:30,759 --> 00:06:32,323 I had to vaporize him. 132 00:06:32,324 --> 00:06:38,224 He was implanted with the evil egg and smelled of elderberries. 133 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:42,369 Kim: So by killing him, that means you saved... 134 00:06:42,370 --> 00:06:44,170 Me? 135 00:06:44,901 --> 00:06:47,481 No. I saved... 136 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:49,555 Us. 137 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:54,701 Uh, did someone say cut? 138 00:06:54,702 --> 00:06:57,223 Yeah, I heard a cut. Someone definitely said cut. 139 00:06:57,224 --> 00:06:59,114 Perfect. 140 00:06:59,115 --> 00:07:03,254 Bring in the stunt lips for the close-up. 141 00:07:03,255 --> 00:07:05,101 Right, and... 142 00:07:05,102 --> 00:07:07,802 Lips and action! 143 00:07:08,316 --> 00:07:10,632 Yeah, that's right, huh? Good. Now I need more passion. 144 00:07:10,633 --> 00:07:13,397 I need more passion! What, are you kissing your grandmother? 145 00:07:13,398 --> 00:07:15,428 Come on, put your back into it. 146 00:07:15,429 --> 00:07:19,029 Dolph: Yes yes! Yeah! Genius! 147 00:07:22,441 --> 00:07:24,375 Why are you wearing those night vision goggles? 148 00:07:24,376 --> 00:07:26,706 Phil's too cheap to replace the light in his bathroom, 149 00:07:26,707 --> 00:07:30,348 and I'm tired of losing that guessing game. 150 00:07:30,349 --> 00:07:34,854 With Jack and Kim out of town, shouldn't you guys be hiding behind some old ladies? 151 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:37,075 [Laughing] 152 00:07:37,129 --> 00:07:40,358 Listen, Frank. You don't want to mess with us anymore, okay? 153 00:07:40,359 --> 00:07:42,829 Yeah, we've been working out in a whole new way. 154 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:47,355 Our dojo is now the proud owner of a Punchmaster Elite. 155 00:07:47,356 --> 00:07:48,906 You hear that guys? 156 00:07:48,907 --> 00:07:52,336 Looks like we're gonna get ourselves a Punchmaster Elite. 157 00:07:52,337 --> 00:07:56,606 You are going to love it! It's not just a teaching aid, it's a way of life... 158 00:07:56,607 --> 00:08:00,292 Oh, you're taking ours, aren't you? 159 00:08:00,293 --> 00:08:02,989 Have it ready for pickup at 6:30. 160 00:08:02,990 --> 00:08:05,210 [Laughing] 161 00:08:06,318 --> 00:08:08,619 Hey, I was walking around the lot and I got turned around. 162 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:10,588 All right, we're on. 163 00:08:10,589 --> 00:08:13,633 [Game show music playing] 164 00:08:13,634 --> 00:08:15,593 Hi everybody, I'm Wink Palmdale. 165 00:08:15,594 --> 00:08:18,162 It's time to meet our next contestant on... 166 00:08:18,163 --> 00:08:21,403 Audience: Box That Head! 167 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,566 No no. I'm not a contestant. 168 00:08:23,567 --> 00:08:27,020 Remember, you're playing for $50,000. 169 00:08:27,021 --> 00:08:30,081 Let's box this head! 170 00:08:32,411 --> 00:08:36,834 In this scene, you climb the ladder out the bunker and emerge in the Hollywood forest. 171 00:08:36,835 --> 00:08:39,411 That's where the real action begins. 172 00:08:39,412 --> 00:08:42,353 Uh, actually Dolph, if I may. 173 00:08:42,354 --> 00:08:45,846 My character's the best hunter from Zone 9, so I should probably go first. 174 00:08:45,847 --> 00:08:47,871 - Yeah, okay. Do that. - Uh, actually. 175 00:08:47,872 --> 00:08:51,112 Since my character's the strongest fighter, you should probably be following me. 176 00:08:51,113 --> 00:08:53,904 - He makes a good point. - I follow no man! 177 00:08:53,905 --> 00:08:57,535 - But I'm Malakai, son of... - Oh, you want to talk about greatness?! 178 00:08:57,536 --> 00:08:59,270 [Arguing] 179 00:08:59,271 --> 00:09:04,311 Will someone please get up the gunterschlagladder? 180 00:09:06,445 --> 00:09:09,162 All right, so what do we do now? Where is everybody? 181 00:09:09,163 --> 00:09:10,982 Yeah. Hey, Dolph? 182 00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:12,283 What are we supposed to do now? 183 00:09:12,284 --> 00:09:15,519 You never gave us a script for this scene. 184 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:18,028 Dolph: Because there isn't one. 185 00:09:18,029 --> 00:09:21,125 Everything from this point forward is real. 186 00:09:21,126 --> 00:09:23,294 See, you're not acting in this movie. 187 00:09:23,295 --> 00:09:25,229 You are living in it. 188 00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:26,560 What are you saying? 189 00:09:26,561 --> 00:09:27,701 Dolph: I'm saying... 190 00:09:27,702 --> 00:09:31,654 Man: Welcome to clown burger. May I have your order, please? 191 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:32,755 Dolph: That wasn't me. 192 00:09:32,756 --> 00:09:35,524 Whoever's on this channel, could you please switch? 193 00:09:35,525 --> 00:09:39,223 I'm trying to make a movie here! 194 00:09:39,224 --> 00:09:42,033 What I'm saying, Yak and Kam... 195 00:09:42,034 --> 00:09:46,163 Is I'll be filming your fight to the very end. 196 00:09:46,164 --> 00:09:48,244 Fighting? Against who? 197 00:09:48,245 --> 00:09:51,507 Dolph: The fiercest warriors who ever walked the Earth. 198 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:54,988 Let The Karate Games begin! 199 00:09:55,033 --> 00:09:58,033 He's kidding, right? 200 00:09:58,268 --> 00:10:01,688 No, I don't think he is. 201 00:10:02,385 --> 00:10:04,605 [Grunting] 202 00:10:09,378 --> 00:10:11,513 - Are you ready? - Do I have a choice? 203 00:10:11,514 --> 00:10:13,588 Dolph: You must fight to survive. 204 00:10:13,589 --> 00:10:15,317 You don't have a choice. 205 00:10:15,318 --> 00:10:17,358 [Yells] 206 00:10:17,632 --> 00:10:19,852 [Grunting] 207 00:10:34,941 --> 00:10:37,024 Kim? Kim? 208 00:10:37,025 --> 00:10:39,305 Kim: Jack! 209 00:10:39,542 --> 00:10:40,893 Kim?! 210 00:10:40,894 --> 00:10:43,174 Kim: Jack! 211 00:10:44,218 --> 00:10:46,514 Okay, the Dragons are gonna be here in two hours. 212 00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:49,044 - Remember the plan. - Right. I'll get the suitcases. 213 00:10:49,045 --> 00:10:53,195 I'll get the train tickets. We can be in Arizona by sunset. 214 00:10:53,196 --> 00:10:55,071 Guys, wait. 215 00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:57,392 We can't do this anymore. 216 00:10:57,393 --> 00:11:01,824 When Frank gets here, he may rip off our eyebrows... 217 00:11:01,825 --> 00:11:03,866 Yeah, and? 218 00:11:03,867 --> 00:11:07,502 Oh, no. I'm just saying that's probably what he's gonna do. 219 00:11:07,503 --> 00:11:09,084 Jerry's right. 220 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:11,119 It's time to stand up for ourselves. 221 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:15,066 I can't go home without eyebrows. 222 00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:17,684 I'm sorry, guys, but I'm out. 223 00:11:17,685 --> 00:11:19,725 Dude... 224 00:11:21,085 --> 00:11:24,773 Will I still be handsome without eyebrows? 225 00:11:24,774 --> 00:11:28,674 What do you need to hear, buddy? 226 00:11:29,967 --> 00:11:31,213 Okay, Rudy. 227 00:11:31,214 --> 00:11:35,089 One of these boxes will be placed on your head for 10 seconds. 228 00:11:35,090 --> 00:11:40,610 Two of these boxes contain pleasant things, and one, not so pleasant. 229 00:11:40,611 --> 00:11:45,373 Survive four rounds of boxes, and you're one question away from $50,000. 230 00:11:45,374 --> 00:11:47,428 Which box is it gonna be? 231 00:11:47,429 --> 00:11:49,589 [Exhales] 232 00:11:49,758 --> 00:11:54,185 Box two, because I really want "to" win. 233 00:11:54,186 --> 00:11:56,141 [Chuckles] 234 00:11:56,142 --> 00:11:58,422 Box one... 235 00:11:59,888 --> 00:12:02,745 Nothing but rose petals. 236 00:12:02,746 --> 00:12:06,640 Box three, it's just a couple of cotton balls. 237 00:12:06,641 --> 00:12:07,995 That would have been nice. 238 00:12:07,996 --> 00:12:10,276 Box two... 239 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:14,098 Oh! 15 angry snapping turtles. 240 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,167 Wait, what? 241 00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:18,406 This is going "to" hurt. 242 00:12:18,407 --> 00:12:19,933 [Chuckles] 243 00:12:19,934 --> 00:12:21,868 Give it to me, people. 244 00:12:21,869 --> 00:12:25,109 Audience: Box That Head! 245 00:12:26,741 --> 00:12:29,417 - [Snapping] - [Yelps] 246 00:12:29,418 --> 00:12:31,664 It's got my nose! 247 00:12:31,665 --> 00:12:34,545 It's got my nose! 248 00:12:35,805 --> 00:12:37,689 Kim: Jack! 249 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:40,610 - Kim, are you okay? - Yeah, but Jack, be careful. 250 00:12:40,611 --> 00:12:42,580 I was hung here by Brazilian tree fighters. 251 00:12:42,581 --> 00:12:44,208 What's a Brazilian tree fighter? 252 00:12:44,209 --> 00:12:46,549 [Screeching] 253 00:12:48,990 --> 00:12:52,422 That's a Brazilian tree fighter. 254 00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:54,583 [Yelling] 255 00:12:54,933 --> 00:12:57,033 [Grunts] 256 00:12:58,364 --> 00:13:00,284 Whoa! 257 00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:06,007 I am really starting to hate this movie. 258 00:13:06,505 --> 00:13:08,845 [Screeching] 259 00:13:11,277 --> 00:13:13,497 [Grunting] 260 00:13:17,483 --> 00:13:19,450 Jack, this is real. 261 00:13:19,451 --> 00:13:21,753 I mean, we got lucky this time, but what if next time... 262 00:13:21,754 --> 00:13:24,491 Hey, hey. We're gonna be fine, okay? 263 00:13:24,492 --> 00:13:26,232 Kim, I won't let anything happen to you. 264 00:13:26,233 --> 00:13:28,862 Dolph: Oh, that's touching. 265 00:13:28,863 --> 00:13:32,966 You kids are going to be big stars, if you survive. 266 00:13:32,967 --> 00:13:35,176 And the only way you'll do that is if you make it 267 00:13:35,177 --> 00:13:38,395 to the Hollywood sign for my spectacular ending. 268 00:13:38,396 --> 00:13:42,084 You're going to jail, you freak! 269 00:13:42,085 --> 00:13:44,059 Dolph: I wouldn't worry about me. 270 00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:46,568 I'd just start running to that sign. 271 00:13:46,569 --> 00:13:50,388 And if you're looking for motivation, here it comes. 272 00:13:50,389 --> 00:13:51,453 [Dogs barking] 273 00:13:51,454 --> 00:13:54,034 Get 'em, boys! 274 00:14:00,861 --> 00:14:04,544 Man: There they are! After 'em! 275 00:14:04,545 --> 00:14:07,264 The Black Dragons want to come for the Punchmaster Elite? 276 00:14:07,265 --> 00:14:09,153 Let 'em come! 277 00:14:09,154 --> 00:14:12,770 - Jerry, switch on that zapper. - Got you. 278 00:14:12,771 --> 00:14:15,279 [Zapper buzzes] 279 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:18,034 Oh, hey. Come on in, Frank. 280 00:14:18,035 --> 00:14:20,675 [Zapper buzzing] 281 00:14:21,815 --> 00:14:22,916 [Grunts] 282 00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:25,818 You're gonna pay for that. 283 00:14:25,819 --> 00:14:28,888 Okay. There's only two other ways into the dojo. 284 00:14:28,889 --> 00:14:31,378 The vent, or the window in Rudy's office. 285 00:14:31,379 --> 00:14:33,959 [Vent clanging] 286 00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:37,999 Time for operation air vent. 287 00:14:40,002 --> 00:14:43,062 [Action music playing] 288 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,421 Aah! 289 00:14:56,483 --> 00:14:57,898 - Oh! - [Tearing] 290 00:14:57,899 --> 00:14:59,667 Hey, Frank! 291 00:14:59,668 --> 00:15:01,768 [Grunts] 292 00:15:13,302 --> 00:15:15,162 Aah! 293 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,566 - Woo! - Yes! 294 00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:22,467 That's it. You guys are history. 295 00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:35,877 You guys are just sick! 296 00:15:35,878 --> 00:15:38,441 - [Zapper buzzing] - Aah! 297 00:15:38,442 --> 00:15:41,742 I just want to go home. 298 00:15:43,386 --> 00:15:44,634 You came back! 299 00:15:44,635 --> 00:15:48,794 Yeah. Whether we're worms or warriors, we stick together. 300 00:15:48,795 --> 00:15:52,095 And we protect our dojo. 301 00:15:52,716 --> 00:15:54,660 I guess we're pretty brave after all. 302 00:15:54,661 --> 00:15:56,553 I said hit me! 303 00:15:56,554 --> 00:15:57,877 [Screaming] 304 00:15:57,878 --> 00:16:00,518 [Zapper buzzing] 305 00:16:02,289 --> 00:16:05,437 Audience: Box That Head! 306 00:16:05,438 --> 00:16:08,362 Rudy, you've survived snapping turtles... 307 00:16:08,363 --> 00:16:11,076 Hot coals, and a venomous snake. 308 00:16:11,077 --> 00:16:14,278 Now choose your final box. 309 00:16:14,279 --> 00:16:16,202 Okay, uh... 310 00:16:16,203 --> 00:16:18,597 I choose one. 311 00:16:18,598 --> 00:16:20,891 Wait, no no no. Two! 312 00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,869 Two! All the bad ones have been two. 313 00:16:22,870 --> 00:16:24,455 They wouldn't do that again. 314 00:16:24,456 --> 00:16:26,428 Two, Wink! I outsmarted you! 315 00:16:26,429 --> 00:16:28,229 Ha! 316 00:16:29,514 --> 00:16:31,611 Box one. 317 00:16:31,612 --> 00:16:34,688 A couple of marshmallows. Hmm. 318 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,446 Box three... 319 00:16:36,447 --> 00:16:38,068 [Gasps] 320 00:16:38,069 --> 00:16:42,149 Warm towels fresh out of the dryer. 321 00:16:42,714 --> 00:16:44,394 You know what that means? 322 00:16:44,395 --> 00:16:47,445 I do know what that means. 323 00:16:47,446 --> 00:16:49,966 Box two is... 324 00:16:50,597 --> 00:16:53,300 Swarming with Panamanian hornets. 325 00:16:53,301 --> 00:16:56,841 Ooh! They're the mean ones. 326 00:17:01,909 --> 00:17:06,621 [Rudy's voice] Okay, if I just stay very still, maybe I won't disturb them. 327 00:17:06,622 --> 00:17:08,590 Seems to be working. 328 00:17:08,591 --> 00:17:10,052 Just a few more seconds. 329 00:17:10,053 --> 00:17:11,634 How you doing in there, Rudy? 330 00:17:11,635 --> 00:17:13,795 [Screams] 331 00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:16,851 [Buzzer] 332 00:17:16,852 --> 00:17:19,612 And that's time! 333 00:17:22,663 --> 00:17:25,017 Congratulations, Rudy. You survived the boxes, 334 00:17:25,018 --> 00:17:28,545 and now you're just one question away from $50,000. 335 00:17:28,546 --> 00:17:29,836 And here it is. 336 00:17:29,837 --> 00:17:35,357 In martial arts, which color represents the lowest belt? 337 00:17:37,141 --> 00:17:39,121 Mwuah! 338 00:17:39,477 --> 00:17:41,587 Oh, no I'm sorry. 339 00:17:41,588 --> 00:17:45,968 We were looking for "white" not "mwuah". 340 00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,554 - Mwuah! Mwuah! - Okay. 341 00:17:48,555 --> 00:17:50,395 - Join us next week when we... - It's mwuah! 342 00:17:50,396 --> 00:17:52,625 Audience: Box That Head! 343 00:17:52,626 --> 00:17:54,061 Mwuah! 344 00:17:54,062 --> 00:17:56,522 Mwuah! Mwuah! 345 00:17:57,365 --> 00:17:59,345 Mwuah! 346 00:18:06,807 --> 00:18:10,569 Whoa. A little higher up here than I thought. 347 00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:11,717 Now what? 348 00:18:11,718 --> 00:18:17,618 I don't know. He said we'd survive if we made it to the sign. 349 00:18:18,652 --> 00:18:21,360 All right, we're here, you crazy nut burger! 350 00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:22,722 Okay, it's over. 351 00:18:22,723 --> 00:18:26,123 We dodged spears, escaped traps, beat tree fighters, and outran dogs... 352 00:18:26,124 --> 00:18:31,692 And I'm pretty sure I used Poison Ivy as toilet paper. 353 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,766 Dolph: Congratulations. 354 00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,904 Ready for the big twist? 355 00:18:35,905 --> 00:18:39,004 Only one of you can be the star of this movie. 356 00:18:39,005 --> 00:18:42,128 And that is the one who survives. 357 00:18:42,129 --> 00:18:43,643 Survives what? 358 00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:45,010 Each other! 359 00:18:45,011 --> 00:18:47,291 Now fight! 360 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,209 What? That's not gonna happen. 361 00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:50,730 - We're friends... - [Grunts] 362 00:18:50,731 --> 00:18:52,811 Kim, what are you doing? 363 00:18:52,812 --> 00:18:55,512 Don't fight me! 364 00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:01,544 Stop! [Grunting] 365 00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:06,123 Kim, think about what you're doing! 366 00:19:06,124 --> 00:19:09,081 I am. I'm thinking about being a star. 367 00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:12,221 - So long, Jack. - No! 368 00:19:12,222 --> 00:19:15,342 [Helicopter approaching] 369 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:22,102 Bravo, Kim. Bravo. 370 00:19:22,103 --> 00:19:24,225 You truly are a star. 371 00:19:24,226 --> 00:19:27,425 I'm not just a star. I'm also a great actress. 372 00:19:27,426 --> 00:19:30,309 Let's not get crazy. 373 00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:31,624 It's true. 374 00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:34,627 I made you believe that we were actually fighting. 375 00:19:34,628 --> 00:19:36,796 - Wait, you mean... - [Austrian accent] That's right. 376 00:19:36,797 --> 00:19:39,257 Yak is back. 377 00:19:40,051 --> 00:19:42,271 [Grunting] 378 00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:08,291 [Grunting] 379 00:20:11,598 --> 00:20:13,518 Whoa! 380 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:18,168 Wow. I guess his movie ended a little bit differently than he thought it would. 381 00:20:18,169 --> 00:20:19,605 Yeah. 382 00:20:19,606 --> 00:20:22,835 Can you believe when we got here we were worried about who was gonna be the star? 383 00:20:22,836 --> 00:20:24,637 What do you mean "we"? 384 00:20:24,638 --> 00:20:27,486 You're right. I'm sorry. 385 00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:33,067 Look, Jack, I want you to know I think you're amazing. 386 00:20:39,426 --> 00:20:40,940 Dolph: Cut! 387 00:20:40,941 --> 00:20:44,961 I cut my leg and it really hurts! 388 00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:48,437 Um, you ready to get out of here? 389 00:20:48,438 --> 00:20:49,748 Let's go home. 390 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,049 Kickin' it with you! 391 00:20:54,267 --> 00:20:55,897 - Hey, guys. - All: Hey. 392 00:20:55,898 --> 00:20:58,600 - How you doing? Give me some. - What's up, man? 393 00:20:58,601 --> 00:20:59,734 How was Hollywood? 394 00:20:59,735 --> 00:21:01,419 Oh, the Director turned out to be a maniac 395 00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:04,121 and we sent him to jail for the rest of his life. 396 00:21:04,122 --> 00:21:06,875 Same old, same old. 397 00:21:06,876 --> 00:21:08,743 Oh, dude! We're missing my favorite show! 398 00:21:08,744 --> 00:21:10,095 Oh. 399 00:21:10,096 --> 00:21:11,746 [Game show music playing] 400 00:21:11,747 --> 00:21:13,782 Both: Box That Head! 401 00:21:13,783 --> 00:21:15,310 What's "Box That Head"? 402 00:21:15,311 --> 00:21:16,785 Dude, this show is awesome. 403 00:21:16,786 --> 00:21:20,148 Yeah, they get some idiot to believe that two of the boxes are safe, but they're not. 404 00:21:20,149 --> 00:21:22,757 All three of them are full of painful things. 405 00:21:22,758 --> 00:21:25,039 This show is a big practical joke? 406 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:27,427 Yeah, it's a riot. 407 00:21:27,428 --> 00:21:29,228 Oh! 408 00:21:30,955 --> 00:21:33,271 Where you going with with that Bo Staff? 409 00:21:33,272 --> 00:21:36,415 To see a man named Wink. 410 00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:42,316 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 411 00:21:42,366 --> 00:21:46,916 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29237

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