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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,236 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:07,355 --> 00:00:10,216 Hey, it's almost time, change the channel. 3 00:00:10,217 --> 00:00:11,520 Reporter: In a surprise turn... 4 00:00:11,521 --> 00:00:13,439 Yo! What are you doing, man? 5 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:16,749 I was just watching my favorite cartoon, "Worm With a Perm". 6 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:18,157 You know what it's about? 7 00:00:18,158 --> 00:00:19,408 A Worm With a Perm? 8 00:00:19,409 --> 00:00:22,231 Oh, you watch it too. 9 00:00:22,232 --> 00:00:23,473 Here we go. 10 00:00:23,474 --> 00:00:25,678 They're about to announce who's gonna be in the annual, 11 00:00:25,679 --> 00:00:28,036 California Battle Of The Dojos. 12 00:00:28,037 --> 00:00:29,445 Should we go get Rudy? 13 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:30,975 No, no. 14 00:00:30,976 --> 00:00:32,809 Every year he comes in a disguise 15 00:00:32,810 --> 00:00:36,309 because he can't handle the embarrassment when our dojo doesn't get in. 16 00:00:36,310 --> 00:00:40,510 Trust me, he's around here somewhere. 17 00:00:40,524 --> 00:00:42,101 Ah. 18 00:00:42,102 --> 00:00:43,800 There he is. 19 00:00:43,801 --> 00:00:44,745 [Sighs] 20 00:00:44,746 --> 00:00:49,232 - Jerry, I don't think that's... - No, no. Let him go. 21 00:00:49,233 --> 00:00:50,057 [Sighs] 22 00:00:50,058 --> 00:00:54,504 Look, I know you're ashamed, but we both know how this is gonna end. 23 00:00:54,505 --> 00:00:58,190 So why don't you say we hit the mats and get our sweat on, eh? 24 00:00:58,191 --> 00:01:00,231 [Yelps] 25 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,074 No disguise this year, Rudy? 26 00:01:06,075 --> 00:01:11,500 Nope. I am a grown man, and I'm going to accept the fact that my dojo is what it is. 27 00:01:11,501 --> 00:01:12,651 That's great. 28 00:01:12,652 --> 00:01:15,217 You don't need this tournament to feel good about yourself. 29 00:01:15,218 --> 00:01:17,273 You got plenty to be proud of. 30 00:01:17,274 --> 00:01:19,554 Like what? 31 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:26,261 Man, I hope we get into this tournament. 32 00:01:26,262 --> 00:01:27,924 Oh, great. 33 00:01:27,925 --> 00:01:30,849 Sensei Ty and some of the Black Dragons just showed up. 34 00:01:30,850 --> 00:01:34,710 They get into this tournament every year. 35 00:01:34,711 --> 00:01:38,534 What are you doing here, Ty? Did you just come here to gloat? 36 00:01:38,535 --> 00:01:40,875 Little bit. 37 00:01:42,118 --> 00:01:45,113 Oh, they're making the announcement. Turn it up. 38 00:01:45,114 --> 00:01:48,183 Announcer: Our first competitor in the Battle Of The Dojos... 39 00:01:48,184 --> 00:01:50,550 Is the Black Dragons. 40 00:01:50,551 --> 00:01:55,711 10 years in a row, people. That's an even dozen. 41 00:01:56,058 --> 00:01:58,648 Announcer:... is The Master Oh Dojo. 42 00:01:58,649 --> 00:02:01,073 And the final competitor... 43 00:02:01,074 --> 00:02:03,164 Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry. 44 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:05,066 Announcer: The Bobby Wasabi Dojo! 45 00:02:05,067 --> 00:02:06,660 [Cheering] 46 00:02:06,661 --> 00:02:10,562 Jack, you know what this means? You're gonna be on TV representing our dojo! 47 00:02:10,563 --> 00:02:12,324 Let's go celebrate, guys. Come on. 48 00:02:12,325 --> 00:02:13,310 - Yeah! - Let's go! 49 00:02:13,311 --> 00:02:17,751 - We're number one! - Bobby Wasabi Dojo! 50 00:02:19,750 --> 00:02:21,970 [Chuckles] 51 00:02:22,093 --> 00:02:25,153 Oh, Rudy Rudy Rudy... 52 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:30,913 Listen, I know you're embarrassed, but this isn't the answer. 53 00:02:30,914 --> 00:02:35,275 Now let's get this hideous mask off your face. 54 00:02:35,276 --> 00:02:36,176 [Screams] 55 00:02:36,177 --> 00:02:37,978 [Rock music playing] 56 00:02:37,979 --> 00:02:38,983 - Don't... - Don't... 57 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:39,964 - You... - You... 58 00:02:39,965 --> 00:02:41,223 Get all tough with me! 59 00:02:41,224 --> 00:02:41,970 I'm saying... 60 00:02:41,971 --> 00:02:42,979 - Won't... - Won't... 61 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:43,906 - You... - You... 62 00:02:43,907 --> 00:02:45,327 Come kick it with me? 63 00:02:45,328 --> 00:02:47,596 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 64 00:02:47,597 --> 00:02:49,498 That's just how we do. 65 00:02:49,499 --> 00:02:54,667 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 66 00:02:54,668 --> 00:02:56,692 Here we go, let's start the party! 67 00:02:56,693 --> 00:02:58,242 Chop it up like it's karate. 68 00:02:58,243 --> 00:02:59,611 Everybody! 69 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:00,897 - Don't... - Don't... 70 00:03:00,898 --> 00:03:01,914 - You... - You... 71 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:03,134 Get all tough with me! 72 00:03:03,135 --> 00:03:03,870 I'm saying... 73 00:03:03,871 --> 00:03:04,909 - Won't... - Won't... 74 00:03:04,910 --> 00:03:05,819 - You... - You... 75 00:03:05,820 --> 00:03:07,282 Come kick it with me? 76 00:03:07,283 --> 00:03:09,839 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 77 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,570 That's just how we do. 78 00:03:11,571 --> 00:03:17,471 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 79 00:03:22,584 --> 00:03:26,067 Nailed it. Awesome! Just awesome. 80 00:03:26,068 --> 00:03:30,805 Jack, you truly are the wind beneath this dojo's wings. 81 00:03:30,806 --> 00:03:33,784 Of course everyone knows that I'm the wings, 82 00:03:33,785 --> 00:03:36,336 which are the most important part of the bird. 83 00:03:36,337 --> 00:03:38,267 I guess I'm kind of like a feather. 84 00:03:38,268 --> 00:03:41,264 You're not part of the bird at all. 85 00:03:41,265 --> 00:03:45,068 But keep trying. You're doing great, son. 86 00:03:45,069 --> 00:03:47,203 Yo, Rudy! Guess who's back? 87 00:03:47,204 --> 00:03:50,145 One of the coolest guys ever to step foot in this dojo. 88 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:54,046 What? I don't believe it. Carson Hunter? 89 00:03:54,047 --> 00:03:56,857 What are you doing? Haven't seen you in forever. 90 00:03:56,858 --> 00:03:59,073 - [Overlapping chatter] - Jack: Hello? 91 00:03:59,074 --> 00:04:00,419 Hello? 92 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:02,218 [Chatter continues] 93 00:04:02,219 --> 00:04:04,259 Hello?! 94 00:04:04,630 --> 00:04:06,707 Hey, man. I'm Jack. 95 00:04:06,708 --> 00:04:09,006 Jack is like the new version of you. 96 00:04:09,007 --> 00:04:11,914 Jack Brewer. I've heard a lot about you. 97 00:04:11,915 --> 00:04:13,096 Darn right you have. 98 00:04:13,097 --> 00:04:17,133 Jack is a second degree black belt with a foundation of Tae Kwon Do and Jiujitsu. 99 00:04:17,134 --> 00:04:19,469 And he was voted best hair in ninth grade. 100 00:04:19,470 --> 00:04:21,534 Oh, come on, dude. 101 00:04:21,535 --> 00:04:23,764 Eighth grade too. 102 00:04:23,765 --> 00:04:26,242 Because of Jack, we just got into the Battle Of The Dojos. 103 00:04:26,243 --> 00:04:29,082 - Jerry: Yeah, dude. - So, you used to be a student here, huh? 104 00:04:29,083 --> 00:04:31,683 Carson was actually my first student. 105 00:04:31,684 --> 00:04:33,837 Uh, I was actually here two weeks before... 106 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:36,588 I said you're doing great. 107 00:04:36,589 --> 00:04:40,958 Carson was actually the youngest student in California to earn his black belt. 108 00:04:40,959 --> 00:04:44,684 Oh, man. This place brings back a lot of memories. 109 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:47,469 Remember when Rudy threw his back out in the middle of a horse stance? 110 00:04:47,470 --> 00:04:50,636 - [Laughing] - Oh, dude, that was sweet. 111 00:04:50,637 --> 00:04:53,639 "I don't care if you're 12, somebody drive me to the hospital". 112 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:56,313 - [Laughing] - That's me. 113 00:04:56,314 --> 00:04:58,555 Oh, you guys remember the other day? 114 00:04:58,556 --> 00:05:01,680 He caught his pinky toe in the mat and was all like, "I broke my piggie". 115 00:05:01,681 --> 00:05:03,382 I think I broke my piggie!" 116 00:05:03,383 --> 00:05:05,216 [Laughs] 117 00:05:05,217 --> 00:05:08,577 Too soon, Jack. Too soon. 118 00:05:09,029 --> 00:05:11,690 So, Carson, how long you staying? 119 00:05:11,691 --> 00:05:14,059 Oh, his dad actually just got transferred back to Seaford. 120 00:05:14,060 --> 00:05:18,112 He just enrolled in school here, and he's rejoining the dojo! 121 00:05:18,113 --> 00:05:19,353 [Cheering] 122 00:05:19,354 --> 00:05:20,908 Yeah, that's cool. 123 00:05:20,909 --> 00:05:24,269 Hey, why don't we all go over to Circus Burger like old times? 124 00:05:24,270 --> 00:05:28,060 That's cool. We... we usually just go over to Falafel Phil's now. 125 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,881 So Falafel Phil's it is. 126 00:05:29,882 --> 00:05:31,991 - Yeah. - Kim? 127 00:05:31,992 --> 00:05:33,827 - Woo! - Come on, let's go. 128 00:05:33,828 --> 00:05:35,645 Come on, Jack. We'll race 'em! 129 00:05:35,646 --> 00:05:37,746 [Grunts] 130 00:05:40,653 --> 00:05:43,893 - Did you just... - No. 131 00:05:46,292 --> 00:05:48,632 Hey, Jerry! 132 00:05:49,419 --> 00:05:51,296 You remember this? 133 00:05:51,297 --> 00:05:53,397 [Clicks lock rhythmically] 134 00:05:53,398 --> 00:05:54,964 Oh, dude! 135 00:05:54,965 --> 00:05:58,445 That used to be our thing! 136 00:05:59,405 --> 00:06:01,625 [Drumming] 137 00:06:01,674 --> 00:06:04,854 [All playing in rhythm] 138 00:06:18,525 --> 00:06:21,765 [Clanging out of rhythm] 139 00:06:23,429 --> 00:06:24,730 Stop. 140 00:06:24,731 --> 00:06:27,371 You gotta stop. 141 00:06:27,713 --> 00:06:29,501 Way to go, Jack. 142 00:06:29,502 --> 00:06:32,937 We were sounding good, too. 143 00:06:32,938 --> 00:06:34,640 Kim... 144 00:06:34,641 --> 00:06:38,744 I can't go to Rockchella with you. I gotta practice for the tournament. 145 00:06:38,745 --> 00:06:41,893 Here's my ticket. Bring a friend. 146 00:06:41,894 --> 00:06:46,034 Fine, I'll go without you, but I won't enjoy it. 147 00:06:46,035 --> 00:06:47,241 Yeah, you will. 148 00:06:47,242 --> 00:06:49,931 I know. I was just trying to make you feel better. 149 00:06:49,932 --> 00:06:53,325 Oh! Forgot my textbook with all the numbers in it. 150 00:06:53,326 --> 00:06:55,905 That would be math. 151 00:06:55,906 --> 00:06:59,326 Oh, yeah. That's the one. 152 00:06:59,465 --> 00:07:02,324 It's not as cool as kickin' it with you! 153 00:07:02,325 --> 00:07:04,403 Pivot on your hip. It'll give you more torque. 154 00:07:04,404 --> 00:07:05,738 More torque. 155 00:07:05,739 --> 00:07:07,445 What do you mean by torque? 156 00:07:07,446 --> 00:07:09,489 Well, torque's that thing where you... 157 00:07:09,490 --> 00:07:13,303 See, it's when the ratio of the... 158 00:07:13,304 --> 00:07:16,244 Just start torquing! 159 00:07:18,756 --> 00:07:21,155 Hey, Kim. How was Rockchella? 160 00:07:21,156 --> 00:07:22,297 Oh, it was awesome. 161 00:07:22,298 --> 00:07:25,112 Yeah, thanks so much for the tickets, Jack. 162 00:07:25,113 --> 00:07:27,947 Oh. You guys went... 163 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,428 Together. 164 00:07:29,429 --> 00:07:33,850 Yeah, we were on our feet the whole night dancing and tearing it up! 165 00:07:33,851 --> 00:07:35,806 And you were dancing... 166 00:07:35,807 --> 00:07:37,703 Together. 167 00:07:37,704 --> 00:07:40,272 Yeah. He is such a great dancer. 168 00:07:40,273 --> 00:07:43,326 He's actually the one who taught me. 169 00:07:43,327 --> 00:07:46,147 So he's the one. 170 00:07:49,902 --> 00:07:51,969 - Check it. - [Dance beat playing] 171 00:07:51,970 --> 00:07:55,750 Both: Oh yeah. That's our jam! 172 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,029 All right, guys. I hate to stop your little dance party, 173 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:06,200 but I really should get back to practice. 174 00:08:06,201 --> 00:08:08,853 Jack's right. We should probably do something... 175 00:08:08,854 --> 00:08:13,858 Anything other than what you two were just doing. 176 00:08:13,859 --> 00:08:15,263 - Torque. - Torque. 177 00:08:15,264 --> 00:08:17,282 Torque. 178 00:08:17,283 --> 00:08:19,282 Looking good, Jack. 179 00:08:19,283 --> 00:08:23,000 You're probably the best man for the job. 180 00:08:23,001 --> 00:08:24,405 What do you mean by "probably"? 181 00:08:24,406 --> 00:08:26,871 I'm the only one at this dojo that works the Bo Staff. 182 00:08:26,872 --> 00:08:29,363 Actually, I do too. But you know what? 183 00:08:29,364 --> 00:08:34,203 You've already put the work in, so you take this tournament and I'll take the next one. 184 00:08:34,204 --> 00:08:38,109 No. No no no. If you can use a Bo Staff, then we should see what you've got. 185 00:08:38,110 --> 00:08:39,604 What are you saying, Jack? 186 00:08:39,605 --> 00:08:41,647 I'm saying this tournament isn't about me. 187 00:08:41,648 --> 00:08:44,719 It's about finding the best student to represent this dojo. 188 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:49,894 So if your old friend here uses a Bo Staff, then we should spar. 189 00:08:49,895 --> 00:08:51,395 Jack, I don't know if that'd be fair. 190 00:08:51,396 --> 00:08:53,737 I mean, you've been practicing with a Bo Staff for months. 191 00:08:53,738 --> 00:08:58,321 No no no no. I may be a little rusty, but I can handle a Bo Staff. 192 00:08:58,322 --> 00:09:00,854 If Jack wants to see what I've got... 193 00:09:00,855 --> 00:09:02,907 - Let's do it. - Great. 194 00:09:02,908 --> 00:09:07,648 Winner represents the dojo in the tournament. 195 00:09:20,918 --> 00:09:22,121 Hajamay! 196 00:09:22,122 --> 00:09:24,342 [Grunting] 197 00:09:42,672 --> 00:09:44,832 All: Oh! 198 00:09:45,755 --> 00:09:47,800 Holy Christmas nuts! 199 00:09:47,801 --> 00:09:49,347 Jack lost. 200 00:09:49,348 --> 00:09:53,908 Looks like I'll be representing the dojo. 201 00:09:57,531 --> 00:09:59,345 Guys, I've been doing martial arts for years, 202 00:09:59,346 --> 00:10:02,541 and Bo Staffs don't just snap like that, I mean, he shattered it. 203 00:10:02,542 --> 00:10:05,062 Yeah, he did! 204 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:10,180 I mean, a dang shame is what it is. 205 00:10:10,793 --> 00:10:13,021 I've just been thinking about it over and over again. 206 00:10:13,022 --> 00:10:14,873 Something just wasn't right. 207 00:10:14,874 --> 00:10:20,094 Look, Jack, I know you're embarrassed about losing. 208 00:10:20,606 --> 00:10:22,569 Go on. 209 00:10:22,570 --> 00:10:25,630 Oh, no. That was it. 210 00:10:25,655 --> 00:10:29,492 I know you guys know Carson better than I do but... 211 00:10:29,493 --> 00:10:31,945 Is it possible that he cheated? 212 00:10:31,946 --> 00:10:34,925 I mean, think about it. He didn't use one of our Bo Staffs. 213 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:39,026 Maybe his was, I don't know, weighted or something? 214 00:10:39,027 --> 00:10:41,820 Weighted Bo Staff? 215 00:10:41,821 --> 00:10:44,761 [High-pitched] Okay. 216 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,142 Come on, Jack. 217 00:10:47,143 --> 00:10:51,873 I know it's hard not being top dog anymore, but there's no shame in being number two. 218 00:10:51,874 --> 00:10:54,094 [Chuckles] 219 00:10:54,241 --> 00:10:56,581 Number two. 220 00:10:57,422 --> 00:11:02,070 Jack, let me ask you something, and be honest, okay? 221 00:11:02,071 --> 00:11:05,017 Are you accusing Carson because I went to the concert with him? 222 00:11:05,018 --> 00:11:07,310 No. No no no. Of course not. 223 00:11:07,311 --> 00:11:10,622 You know what? I'm sure he didn't cheat. Forget I said anything. 224 00:11:10,623 --> 00:11:12,953 Hey, we should go. It's time for practice. 225 00:11:12,954 --> 00:11:17,694 - Let's go. - I'll catch up with you guys. 226 00:11:23,101 --> 00:11:24,609 Hey, Jack. 227 00:11:24,610 --> 00:11:27,945 Spare a baba ghanoush popper? 228 00:11:27,946 --> 00:11:30,318 Be careful with those. I get them extra spicy. 229 00:11:30,319 --> 00:11:33,176 Black belt, black dragon... dragons breathe fire. 230 00:11:33,177 --> 00:11:35,397 Check it. 231 00:11:35,892 --> 00:11:38,452 Mmm. You know, Jack. With the... 232 00:11:38,453 --> 00:11:41,813 Wow! My face is on fire! 233 00:11:41,883 --> 00:11:44,913 What do you want, Ty? 234 00:11:44,914 --> 00:11:46,640 I want you, Jack. 235 00:11:46,641 --> 00:11:50,341 I couldn't help but overhear you're unhappy with the Bobby Wasabis. 236 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:54,014 We could really use someone with your skills to represent the Black Dragons. 237 00:11:54,015 --> 00:11:58,647 And unlike Rudy, when it comes to my students, I am loyal till the end. 238 00:11:58,648 --> 00:12:00,882 Really? Where's your number one student, Frank? 239 00:12:00,883 --> 00:12:04,433 You are so much better than Frank. 240 00:12:04,434 --> 00:12:08,523 I'm not switching dojos. There's no way I'd ever fight for the Black Dragons. 241 00:12:08,524 --> 00:12:11,085 Oh, that's too bad. Because if you fought for us, 242 00:12:11,086 --> 00:12:14,149 you could exact your revenge on the kid who replaced you. 243 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:17,250 Restore your reputation, and most importantly, 244 00:12:17,251 --> 00:12:21,691 our Gis would really make your eyes pop. 245 00:12:22,068 --> 00:12:24,468 I gotta go. 246 00:12:27,443 --> 00:12:31,943 Why did I do that? My teeth are melting! 247 00:12:35,627 --> 00:12:36,688 [Grunts] 248 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:39,649 Come on, more torque. More torque. 249 00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:41,204 Oh, that's smart. 250 00:12:41,205 --> 00:12:44,194 You want me to use more force to get a bigger rotation. 251 00:12:44,195 --> 00:12:45,761 Exactly. 252 00:12:45,762 --> 00:12:49,482 I'm gonna go write that down. 253 00:12:50,633 --> 00:12:52,140 [Grunts] 254 00:12:52,141 --> 00:12:54,421 Hey, Jack. 255 00:12:54,437 --> 00:12:56,665 No hard feelings? 256 00:12:56,666 --> 00:13:00,678 I didn't mean to embarrass you in front of all your friends. 257 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:02,448 Listen, Carson. 258 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:06,152 I've been watching you, and you're good, but you're not that good. 259 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,048 [Chuckles] 260 00:13:07,049 --> 00:13:08,387 Really? 261 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:13,243 I was good enough to take back my dojo, my friends, and even Kim. 262 00:13:13,244 --> 00:13:16,855 And all I had to do was use a weighted Bo Staff. 263 00:13:16,856 --> 00:13:19,791 I knew it. I'm gonna tell everybody you cheated. 264 00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:23,186 Go ahead. You'll just look like a sore loser. 265 00:13:23,187 --> 00:13:25,736 [Door opens, closes] 266 00:13:25,737 --> 00:13:27,779 There are my two favorite guys. 267 00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:32,400 The Carsonator, El Carson Grande, Carsonova! 268 00:13:33,177 --> 00:13:35,397 And Jack. 269 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,282 Rudy, Carson's a cheater. 270 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:38,550 Yeah, he is. 271 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,993 He's a great big cat, and you never know when he'll pounce. 272 00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,995 [Meows] 273 00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:45,557 No, not a Cheetah, a cheater! 274 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,869 He just admitted he used a weighted Bo Staff, that's why mine shattered. 275 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:52,231 This is his. Check it out. It won't break. 276 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,432 Jack! 277 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,667 Dude! Not cool. 278 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,800 [Stammering] But... but... but he... 279 00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:59,604 Jack, I know you're taking this hard, but... 280 00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:04,222 Remember true character is revealed in defeat, not victory. 281 00:14:04,223 --> 00:14:06,891 That's really wise, Rudy. 282 00:14:06,892 --> 00:14:09,332 Did that come to you because you're spiritually enlightened, 283 00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:10,794 and at one with your chi? 284 00:14:10,795 --> 00:14:16,255 No. I read it on a bathroom stall by the food court. 285 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:22,938 Announcer: And the action is heating up here at the Battle Of The Dojos. 286 00:14:22,939 --> 00:14:25,159 [Grunting] 287 00:14:25,652 --> 00:14:28,771 - Audience: Oh! - [Cheering] 288 00:14:28,772 --> 00:14:31,950 Look. Dude, look! The cameras are on us! 289 00:14:31,951 --> 00:14:33,539 Milton and Jerry: We're number one! 290 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,354 - Woo! - Yeah! 291 00:14:35,355 --> 00:14:37,043 Did you buy one of these foam fingers? 292 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:40,109 Oh, my mom says it's a waste of money so she helped me make one at home. 293 00:14:40,110 --> 00:14:42,877 No one will ever know the difference. 294 00:14:42,878 --> 00:14:45,758 Bobby Wasabi rules! 295 00:14:47,684 --> 00:14:51,590 Yeah, I think I'm just gonna go buy one. 296 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,392 Yo, hurry, bro. We're up next. 297 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:57,692 Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, representing The Bobby Wasabi Dojo... 298 00:14:57,693 --> 00:14:59,331 Carson Hunter! 299 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,738 - Woo! Yeah! - Woo! Go Carson! 300 00:15:01,739 --> 00:15:03,959 [Cheering] 301 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,476 Carson, this is a huge tournament for us. 302 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:13,613 Plus it's televised all over California. 303 00:15:13,614 --> 00:15:17,741 So, once you win, I'll be playing this music. 304 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,451 [Motivational music playing] 305 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,299 Then you turn to the cameras and stumble and start crying. 306 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:25,457 And through your sobs, you'll yell "Rudy!" 307 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,015 Rudy!" 308 00:15:27,016 --> 00:15:28,926 And then I'll come running up in slow motion. 309 00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:30,496 Carson... 310 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,559 - Rudy! I gotta go. - [Music stops] 311 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,960 Oh, that's... that's a good idea. We'll just do it in the moment. 312 00:15:35,961 --> 00:15:38,781 Keep things fresh. 313 00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:41,540 Guys, I've looked all over for Jack, but I can't find him. 314 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,375 And he hasn't returned any of my calls. 315 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,310 I'll bet he's just embarrassed. 316 00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:47,023 I'm sure he'll show up before you know it. 317 00:15:47,024 --> 00:15:49,872 Announcer: Now representing the Black Dragons... 318 00:15:49,873 --> 00:15:52,094 - Jack Brewer! - [Cheering] 319 00:15:52,095 --> 00:15:53,934 - All: What?! - Jack? 320 00:15:53,935 --> 00:15:55,815 What's going on? What are you doing? 321 00:15:55,816 --> 00:15:59,358 What does it look like, Rudy? He's competing for the Black Dragons. 322 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:02,427 I've been waiting a long time to be able to say this. 323 00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:03,529 [Exhales] 324 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:07,232 I'm gonna need a second. Keep it together, keep it together. 325 00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:10,064 What I'm trying to... I can't get it out. I'm gonna lose it. 326 00:16:10,065 --> 00:16:12,814 But it was really clever, funny, and mean. 327 00:16:12,815 --> 00:16:14,401 Now stretch it out, Jack. 328 00:16:14,402 --> 00:16:20,302 I'm gonna strut around the mat and check the crowd for honeys. 329 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:24,831 I don't believe this. 330 00:16:24,832 --> 00:16:27,594 Why would you join the Black Dragons? 331 00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:32,652 Jerry: I know, it's because that Gi really makes your eyes pop. 332 00:16:32,653 --> 00:16:36,790 Your friend Carson is a cheater, and none of you believed me, not even Rudy. 333 00:16:36,791 --> 00:16:40,688 Well, if that's the guy you want in your dojo, I'm out. 334 00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:42,153 But I want a fair fight. 335 00:16:42,154 --> 00:16:45,153 It's personal. It's between me and Carson. 336 00:16:45,154 --> 00:16:47,294 Announcer: This is a two round competition. 337 00:16:47,295 --> 00:16:49,309 First round is hand-to-hand. 338 00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:52,164 It will be followed by the Bo Staff. 339 00:16:52,165 --> 00:16:55,753 Let's have a good, clean fight, obey my commands. And... 340 00:16:55,754 --> 00:16:57,749 Hajamay! 341 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,970 [Grunting] 342 00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:11,719 Go Carson. Oh! Go Jack! 343 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,721 Yes, Carson. You got it. You got it! 344 00:17:13,722 --> 00:17:16,357 - Block! - Dude! Pick a side, already. 345 00:17:16,358 --> 00:17:20,381 I can't. I love them both so much. 346 00:17:20,382 --> 00:17:22,602 [Grunting] 347 00:17:30,775 --> 00:17:32,169 Judge? 348 00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:35,050 Equipment time out. 349 00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:44,485 Carson, are you... 350 00:17:44,486 --> 00:17:46,062 Wait. What are you doing? 351 00:17:46,063 --> 00:17:48,156 I'm wrapping my hands, Kim. 352 00:17:48,157 --> 00:17:49,295 But what are those? 353 00:17:49,296 --> 00:17:54,096 It's nothing! I'll see you after the fight. 354 00:17:54,664 --> 00:17:57,326 Jack. Look, you were right about Carson. 355 00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,951 He's hiding something in his wraps. You have to stop the fight. 356 00:17:59,952 --> 00:18:02,144 Kim, I got this. 357 00:18:02,145 --> 00:18:05,348 I can't believe Carson's doing this. 358 00:18:05,349 --> 00:18:07,866 Just do me one favor. 359 00:18:07,867 --> 00:18:11,467 Go kick that cheater's butt. 360 00:18:18,313 --> 00:18:19,613 Hajamay! 361 00:18:19,614 --> 00:18:21,834 [Grunting] 362 00:18:31,646 --> 00:18:33,040 Audience: Oh! 363 00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:34,653 [Grunts] 364 00:18:34,654 --> 00:18:36,978 - Come on. Get up! - Illegal strike. 365 00:18:36,979 --> 00:18:38,532 Wasabi Dojo, you are disqualified. 366 00:18:38,533 --> 00:18:41,534 No! I don't want to win like this. 367 00:18:41,535 --> 00:18:43,659 - Let's keep going. - But we had it. 368 00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:46,961 It was a win for the Black Dragons, right? 369 00:18:46,962 --> 00:18:51,311 I'm not doing this for the Black Dragons. I'm doing this for me. 370 00:18:51,312 --> 00:18:54,823 Oh, really? A public Gi return? On TV?! 371 00:18:54,824 --> 00:18:58,964 My mother is watching this! [Sobbing] 372 00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:06,579 [Grunting] 373 00:19:40,015 --> 00:19:42,235 [Cheering] 374 00:19:48,369 --> 00:19:54,042 Carson, I don't know what happened to you, but you are no longer welcome in my dojo. 375 00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:56,243 Rudy, it's not how it looked. 376 00:19:56,244 --> 00:19:59,853 Actually, it's exactly how it looked. 377 00:19:59,854 --> 00:20:03,183 You are a cheating, lowlife, dirty rat. 378 00:20:03,184 --> 00:20:08,388 Any chance you'd be interested in joining the Black Dragons? 379 00:20:08,389 --> 00:20:10,490 Jack, I should have seen it sooner. 380 00:20:10,491 --> 00:20:13,166 What can I say? I'm sorry. 381 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:14,709 We all are. 382 00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:16,694 None of us should have doubted you. 383 00:20:16,695 --> 00:20:18,667 Remember when I told you that true character 384 00:20:18,668 --> 00:20:21,269 is revealed in defeat not victory? 385 00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:26,235 Well, Carson just revealed his true colors. And so did you. 386 00:20:26,236 --> 00:20:29,209 Is there any way we could convince you to come back to the dojo? 387 00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:32,512 Look, I only have one thing to say to you guys. 388 00:20:32,513 --> 00:20:34,553 Wasabi? 389 00:20:35,516 --> 00:20:37,916 All: Wasabi! 390 00:20:37,977 --> 00:20:40,387 Oh! Hey, guys, look. The camera's on us. 391 00:20:40,388 --> 00:20:43,356 Follow my lead. Slo-mo style. 392 00:20:43,357 --> 00:20:46,777 [Motivational music playing] 393 00:20:56,612 --> 00:20:58,266 Okay. 394 00:20:58,267 --> 00:21:00,749 Neither one of us won the Battle Of The Dojos. 395 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:03,160 So let's settle this like real men. 396 00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:05,741 Mano "y" mano. 397 00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:08,173 Spicy baba ghanoush eat off. 398 00:21:08,174 --> 00:21:10,559 Just like the gladiators did it. 399 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,065 First one to keep one down wins. 400 00:21:13,066 --> 00:21:14,563 You ready? 401 00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:15,764 Ready. 402 00:21:15,765 --> 00:21:17,145 And... 403 00:21:17,146 --> 00:21:18,946 Go! 404 00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:22,569 - [Whimpers] - [Gags] 405 00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:25,819 - [Exhales] - [Coughs] 406 00:21:26,677 --> 00:21:27,938 [Spitting] 407 00:21:27,939 --> 00:21:30,219 Oh... aah! 408 00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:33,079 Champion! I win! 409 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,949 No way! Clearly I was the winner of that. 410 00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:38,267 - There is no way! There is no way! - Ask anybody here. 411 00:21:38,268 --> 00:21:44,168 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 412 00:21:44,218 --> 00:21:48,768 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30766

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