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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:14,055 --> 00:00:15,398 Hey, guys. 3 00:00:15,399 --> 00:00:16,819 - Oh, hey, Jack. - Hey, Jack. 4 00:00:16,820 --> 00:00:21,080 - How was your family reunion? - Good. 5 00:00:27,046 --> 00:00:29,645 What's going on? 6 00:00:29,646 --> 00:00:32,886 [All chattering at once] 7 00:00:33,093 --> 00:00:35,551 Guys. Stop. Hey, stop! 8 00:00:35,552 --> 00:00:36,752 [Chatter ceases] 9 00:00:36,753 --> 00:00:38,612 Talk to me, Lincoln. 10 00:00:38,613 --> 00:00:40,653 Well... 11 00:00:40,657 --> 00:00:44,460 It all started when Jerry got his new locker. 12 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:45,469 [Chuckling] 13 00:00:45,470 --> 00:00:47,866 Dude, I can't believe you got locker 138. 14 00:00:47,867 --> 00:00:50,400 This is where the prettiest girls in school have their lockers. 15 00:00:50,401 --> 00:00:53,221 I know, dude. Yo. 16 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:57,214 Hello, neighbor. 17 00:00:57,215 --> 00:01:00,543 Care to step into club Jerry? 18 00:01:00,544 --> 00:01:03,544 [Salsa music playing] 19 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:12,421 [Gasps] 20 00:01:12,422 --> 00:01:15,291 I've never been rejected by a girl that pretty. 21 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:18,134 I have a feeling there's a lot more of that coming. 22 00:01:18,135 --> 00:01:22,931 Our school President, Frank, kicked me off the bus today so I had to walk to school. 23 00:01:22,932 --> 00:01:24,533 I got my first tardy. 24 00:01:24,534 --> 00:01:26,602 Oh, awesome. 25 00:01:26,603 --> 00:01:28,704 Tardy party after school. 26 00:01:28,705 --> 00:01:32,545 I'll probably be a little late. 27 00:01:35,034 --> 00:01:37,554 [Quietly] Huh? 28 00:01:38,284 --> 00:01:40,292 No, no, no! 29 00:01:40,293 --> 00:01:43,653 Frank just had his black dragon goons confiscate my locker. 30 00:01:43,654 --> 00:01:47,290 Well, apparently as President you can do whatever you want. 31 00:01:47,291 --> 00:01:50,520 If you don't like it, guys, the school election's in four days. Run against him. 32 00:01:50,521 --> 00:01:52,844 Gotta go. I'll see you guys when I get back from my trip. 33 00:01:52,845 --> 00:01:54,597 - All right, see you, Jack. - Have fun, man. 34 00:01:54,598 --> 00:01:55,731 Take it easy. 35 00:01:55,732 --> 00:01:59,152 Man, can you believe this? 36 00:02:01,471 --> 00:02:03,572 Just came to check out my new address. 37 00:02:03,573 --> 00:02:04,674 138. 38 00:02:04,675 --> 00:02:07,315 Best in school. 39 00:02:07,824 --> 00:02:10,105 [Salsa music playing] 40 00:02:10,106 --> 00:02:16,006 I don't know who that is, but there's some skinny dude dancing in my locker. 41 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,658 [Rock music playing] 42 00:02:23,659 --> 00:02:24,663 - Don't... - Don't... 43 00:02:24,664 --> 00:02:25,644 - You... - You... 44 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:26,903 Get all tough with me! 45 00:02:26,904 --> 00:02:27,650 I'm saying... 46 00:02:27,651 --> 00:02:28,659 - Won't... - Won't... 47 00:02:28,660 --> 00:02:29,586 - You... - You... 48 00:02:29,587 --> 00:02:31,007 Come kick it with me? 49 00:02:31,008 --> 00:02:33,276 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 50 00:02:33,277 --> 00:02:35,178 That's just how we do. 51 00:02:35,179 --> 00:02:40,347 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 52 00:02:40,348 --> 00:02:42,372 Here we go, let's start the party! 53 00:02:42,373 --> 00:02:43,922 Chop it up like it's karate. 54 00:02:43,923 --> 00:02:45,291 Everybody! 55 00:02:45,292 --> 00:02:46,577 - Don't... - Don't... 56 00:02:46,578 --> 00:02:47,594 - You... - You... 57 00:02:47,595 --> 00:02:48,814 Get all tough with me! 58 00:02:48,815 --> 00:02:49,550 I'm saying... 59 00:02:49,551 --> 00:02:50,589 - Won't... - Won't... 60 00:02:50,590 --> 00:02:51,499 - You... - You... 61 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:52,962 Come kick it with me? 62 00:02:52,963 --> 00:02:55,519 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 63 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,250 That's just how we do. 64 00:02:57,251 --> 00:03:03,151 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 65 00:03:05,220 --> 00:03:09,407 For too long we have lived in Frank's shadow of fear. 66 00:03:09,408 --> 00:03:12,528 I say we need change. 67 00:03:12,681 --> 00:03:16,751 That's why I'm running for President... because I'm not afraid. 68 00:03:16,752 --> 00:03:20,443 I'm also not afraid because Frank's at an orthodontist appointment. 69 00:03:20,444 --> 00:03:22,664 [Applause] 70 00:03:23,264 --> 00:03:27,001 I have some sweet number two pencils with my name on them. 71 00:03:27,002 --> 00:03:29,822 Come and get 'em. 72 00:03:30,101 --> 00:03:35,005 Oh, remain calm, people. There's one for everybody. 73 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:37,469 - Nice. Free pencil. - Yeah. 74 00:03:37,470 --> 00:03:40,230 You got my vote. 75 00:03:41,079 --> 00:03:43,563 I'm Jerry. Running for President. 76 00:03:43,564 --> 00:03:45,904 Free pizza! 77 00:03:46,050 --> 00:03:48,270 Oh, whoa! 78 00:03:48,423 --> 00:03:50,283 Gah! 79 00:03:52,056 --> 00:03:54,493 Nice. Free pizza. 80 00:03:54,494 --> 00:03:57,254 You got my vote. 81 00:03:58,029 --> 00:04:01,776 Jerry, you can't run for President. I'm running for President. 82 00:04:01,777 --> 00:04:04,058 Ooh. This is awkward. 83 00:04:04,059 --> 00:04:05,919 See? 84 00:04:06,938 --> 00:04:09,940 Well, dude, how do you expect to win if your pencil's not even number one. 85 00:04:09,941 --> 00:04:11,141 [Chuckles] 86 00:04:11,142 --> 00:04:13,791 Surely the good citizens of Seaford High will not 87 00:04:13,792 --> 00:04:17,493 let their vote be swayed by a mere slice of pizza. 88 00:04:17,494 --> 00:04:19,729 Oh, no, no. It's not just pizza. 89 00:04:19,730 --> 00:04:22,032 I got fro-yo, too. 90 00:04:22,033 --> 00:04:23,953 Whoa! 91 00:04:24,518 --> 00:04:26,378 Gah! 92 00:04:28,505 --> 00:04:30,798 Pencils, pizza... 93 00:04:30,799 --> 00:04:32,181 Fro-yo? 94 00:04:32,182 --> 00:04:34,882 I love politics! 95 00:04:38,144 --> 00:04:40,591 You are looking at the man who's been asked to direct, 96 00:04:40,592 --> 00:04:44,022 "Romeo and Juliet" at the Seaford community theater. 97 00:04:44,023 --> 00:04:46,276 Kim, would you like to be my assistant Director? 98 00:04:46,277 --> 00:04:48,558 Absolutely! I love the theater. 99 00:04:48,559 --> 00:04:51,828 Excellent. Your duties will be important and vast. 100 00:04:51,829 --> 00:04:54,960 One day you might be picking up Brad Pitt from the airport. 101 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:59,136 The next, you will be washing my socks. 102 00:04:59,137 --> 00:05:05,037 May I present the next President of Seaford High, Milton Krupnick! 103 00:05:05,576 --> 00:05:07,343 [Giggles] 104 00:05:07,344 --> 00:05:08,745 What's with the suit? 105 00:05:08,746 --> 00:05:13,291 As his campaign manager, I'm giving him a presidential makeover. 106 00:05:13,292 --> 00:05:15,283 Julie loaned me her grandfather's suit. 107 00:05:15,284 --> 00:05:17,820 Don't you think it makes me look like Abraham Lincoln? 108 00:05:17,821 --> 00:05:22,561 Yes, and smell like muscle rub and sardines. 109 00:05:23,594 --> 00:05:26,985 Well, Milton, I didn't plan on running against you, 110 00:05:26,986 --> 00:05:29,537 but I don't start something without finishing it. 111 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:32,826 And I've got a campaign manager, too. 112 00:05:32,827 --> 00:05:34,107 Kim. 113 00:05:34,108 --> 00:05:36,362 I'm busy with the play. 114 00:05:36,363 --> 00:05:39,776 - Milton. - I'm running against you. 115 00:05:39,777 --> 00:05:43,677 - Oh, Rudy. - I'm 30 years old. 116 00:05:44,815 --> 00:05:46,795 Eddie. 117 00:05:46,850 --> 00:05:49,549 I did not see this coming. I'm in! 118 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:55,173 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 119 00:05:55,174 --> 00:05:57,761 Is this where you're holding the auditions? 120 00:05:57,762 --> 00:06:01,282 Uh, I'm sorry, Ma'am. I don't think you're right for the part. 121 00:06:01,283 --> 00:06:04,643 Oh, no. Then how about... 122 00:06:05,306 --> 00:06:07,358 Me! [Laughs] 123 00:06:07,359 --> 00:06:08,638 I fooled you. 124 00:06:08,639 --> 00:06:09,806 [Chuckles] 125 00:06:09,807 --> 00:06:11,541 And do you know why? 126 00:06:11,542 --> 00:06:14,290 Because you're a rich, eccentric nutcase? 127 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,634 Well, yes. But also because... 128 00:06:16,635 --> 00:06:19,635 I am a great actor! 129 00:06:20,988 --> 00:06:23,653 "What light through yonder window breaks? 130 00:06:23,654 --> 00:06:28,094 It is the east, and Juliet is the sun". 131 00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:31,427 Well... 132 00:06:31,428 --> 00:06:33,439 - I'm your boss. - You're in! 133 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:35,480 Huzzah! 134 00:06:35,954 --> 00:06:37,948 All we need now is a Juliet. 135 00:06:37,949 --> 00:06:41,771 You parked your peacock in a loading zone. Again. 136 00:06:41,772 --> 00:06:45,461 - You ride a peacock? - It's giant. 137 00:06:45,462 --> 00:06:49,779 Every time you show up, you make a scene, and I'm getting pretty sick of it. 138 00:06:49,780 --> 00:06:51,748 Oh, good Lord. 139 00:06:51,749 --> 00:06:56,009 So real, so honest. So full of verve. 140 00:06:56,069 --> 00:06:59,549 Oh. I'm stupid with verve. 141 00:06:59,906 --> 00:07:03,078 You must be my leading lady. 142 00:07:03,079 --> 00:07:05,354 Whoa. Excuse me. 143 00:07:05,355 --> 00:07:09,565 I am the Director of this play and I will say who Juliet is. 144 00:07:09,566 --> 00:07:10,730 I'm your boss. 145 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,832 We have found our Juliet! 146 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:14,873 Huzzah! 147 00:07:16,744 --> 00:07:22,644 And in conclusion, this is what will happen if you don't vote for me. 148 00:07:26,450 --> 00:07:28,730 Thank you. 149 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:30,672 Okay. 150 00:07:30,897 --> 00:07:34,824 And now for the candidate who I am in no way partial to. 151 00:07:34,825 --> 00:07:37,593 Milton, my cuddle bunny, Krupnick. 152 00:07:37,594 --> 00:07:39,754 [Giggles] 153 00:07:42,311 --> 00:07:43,666 Friends! 154 00:07:43,667 --> 00:07:47,804 The last time you voted for Frank, you did it so you wouldn't get beaten up. 155 00:07:47,805 --> 00:07:51,285 But he beat you up anyway. 156 00:07:53,397 --> 00:07:56,846 I say the dark days of fear are over! 157 00:07:56,847 --> 00:07:59,865 And the dawn of change is upon us. 158 00:07:59,866 --> 00:08:02,746 [Cheering, applause] 159 00:08:03,267 --> 00:08:04,654 You think I can do this? 160 00:08:04,655 --> 00:08:07,557 Yeah, just read the speech I wrote for you. 161 00:08:07,558 --> 00:08:09,403 Good job. 162 00:08:09,404 --> 00:08:11,680 Uh, thank you. 163 00:08:11,681 --> 00:08:16,194 Dude, this is your mother's shopping list. 164 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:17,600 Just make it work. 165 00:08:17,601 --> 00:08:19,941 Oh... okay. 166 00:08:22,773 --> 00:08:25,053 Potatoes... 167 00:08:25,370 --> 00:08:29,450 Orange juice, light bulbs, and eggs. 168 00:08:30,547 --> 00:08:31,549 Uh... 169 00:08:31,550 --> 00:08:35,510 Cream cheese, low fat and whipped. 170 00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:37,577 Uh... 171 00:08:37,578 --> 00:08:41,838 And in conclusion, I'd like to say... 172 00:08:42,420 --> 00:08:44,594 Non-sheer pantyhose! 173 00:08:44,595 --> 00:08:48,375 Yeah! Woo! Good job! Yeah! Woo! 174 00:08:52,045 --> 00:08:53,836 Milton doesn't shower after gym class. 175 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:56,117 [All gasp] 176 00:08:58,675 --> 00:09:00,543 We've got big problems. 177 00:09:00,544 --> 00:09:02,745 I read most of "Romeo and Juliet," 178 00:09:02,746 --> 00:09:05,965 and this Shakespeare guy is a hack. 179 00:09:05,966 --> 00:09:08,718 But if I make some changes I can save this show. 180 00:09:08,719 --> 00:09:11,436 Do you really want to change it? I mean, it's a classic. 181 00:09:11,437 --> 00:09:13,422 A classic snooze fest. 182 00:09:13,423 --> 00:09:18,074 Rudy, I was just at lunch and I heard that the theater critic from the Seaford Herald, 183 00:09:18,075 --> 00:09:20,922 Vic Deblaze, is coming to our play! 184 00:09:20,923 --> 00:09:22,598 Oh, no. He hates everything. 185 00:09:22,599 --> 00:09:25,066 Oh, Rudy, calm down. You're just panicking. 186 00:09:25,067 --> 00:09:26,222 No, I'm not. 187 00:09:26,223 --> 00:09:29,120 His last review of the ballet said the lead 188 00:09:29,121 --> 00:09:32,375 stumbled around the stage like a dying pelican. 189 00:09:32,376 --> 00:09:33,783 - Really? - Yeah! 190 00:09:33,784 --> 00:09:36,313 And that was his 8 year-old daughter. 191 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:39,794 We got work to do, people! 192 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:48,724 How could this happen? 193 00:09:48,725 --> 00:09:50,928 There was nothing I could do once Jerry told 194 00:09:50,929 --> 00:09:54,339 everyone that you don't shower after gym class. 195 00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:55,698 Don't Judge me. 196 00:09:55,699 --> 00:10:00,943 That water is ice cold, and there are boys in there. 197 00:10:00,944 --> 00:10:04,312 I can't believe Jerry's gonna win this thing. 198 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:07,913 That backstabbing blabbermouth. 199 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:13,246 You know how much trouble you're in if you win this thing? 200 00:10:13,247 --> 00:10:15,903 First of all, you're gonna need to... 201 00:10:15,904 --> 00:10:17,486 Speak to my campaign manager. 202 00:10:17,487 --> 00:10:19,355 [Winces, mutters] 203 00:10:19,356 --> 00:10:20,966 [Chuckles, sniffs] 204 00:10:20,967 --> 00:10:22,591 Ewe! 205 00:10:22,592 --> 00:10:24,645 What's that smell? 206 00:10:24,646 --> 00:10:26,185 [Chanting] Showerless, not powerless. 207 00:10:26,186 --> 00:10:27,830 Showerless, not powerless. 208 00:10:27,831 --> 00:10:30,633 Showerless, not powerless. Showerless, not powerless. 209 00:10:30,634 --> 00:10:33,502 Milton, look! It's the other kids who don't shower after gym. 210 00:10:33,503 --> 00:10:37,403 They're voting for you. [Dinging] 211 00:10:39,537 --> 00:10:40,940 I don't believe it. 212 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:44,084 - [Buzzing] - Milton, the polls are closed. You won! 213 00:10:44,085 --> 00:10:45,726 - Ah! - [Laughing] 214 00:10:45,727 --> 00:10:49,729 Because of you, we have overcome locker room ridicule. 215 00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:53,440 Come to me, you unwashed masses. 216 00:10:53,441 --> 00:10:55,522 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so close. Back up. 217 00:10:55,523 --> 00:10:58,823 Kickin' it with you! 218 00:11:00,045 --> 00:11:04,089 Krupnick! When you step off the school grounds, you're gonna get it. 219 00:11:04,090 --> 00:11:05,502 Uh... 220 00:11:05,503 --> 00:11:07,542 You know... really? 221 00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:09,665 The thing is that, uh... 222 00:11:09,666 --> 00:11:11,632 This pen? 223 00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:14,012 It's a spy camera. 224 00:11:14,013 --> 00:11:15,208 Yeah. 225 00:11:15,209 --> 00:11:18,389 Jack's always watching. 226 00:11:18,955 --> 00:11:20,222 Hey, Jack. 227 00:11:20,223 --> 00:11:24,022 Just talking to Milton, our beloved new President. 228 00:11:24,023 --> 00:11:27,503 I hate pens that watch me. 229 00:11:30,111 --> 00:11:32,310 [Chuckles] There he is. 230 00:11:32,311 --> 00:11:34,312 El Presidente. 231 00:11:34,313 --> 00:11:37,215 Saw you kicked the Black Dragons out of locker 138. 232 00:11:37,216 --> 00:11:38,931 Come on, give me some. 233 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,185 You're not getting the locker, Jerry. 234 00:11:41,186 --> 00:11:42,589 You betrayed me. 235 00:11:42,590 --> 00:11:46,681 Took my secret and used it to embarrass me in front of the whole school. 236 00:11:46,682 --> 00:11:48,136 We're done. 237 00:11:48,137 --> 00:11:51,161 What? Who's gonna move into 138? 238 00:11:51,162 --> 00:11:53,871 I'll give you a hint. 239 00:11:53,872 --> 00:11:57,472 ["Hail to the Chief" playing] 240 00:11:59,738 --> 00:12:01,589 You know, Rudy, do you really think you should 241 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:04,008 have made all these changes to "Romeo and Juliet"? 242 00:12:04,009 --> 00:12:06,174 Trust me, if Shakespeare were alive today, 243 00:12:06,175 --> 00:12:09,387 these are exactly the kinds of changes he would have made. 244 00:12:09,388 --> 00:12:14,528 All right! Lower the old woman into the Cannon and wait for my command. 245 00:12:14,529 --> 00:12:17,495 And you. Put those Lemurs next to the Cougar. 246 00:12:17,496 --> 00:12:18,702 [Growling] 247 00:12:18,703 --> 00:12:20,453 [Screeching, squeaking] 248 00:12:20,454 --> 00:12:23,576 We're gonna need more Lemurs. 249 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:26,943 All right! From the top, people. 250 00:12:26,944 --> 00:12:28,570 [Clears throat] 251 00:12:28,571 --> 00:12:33,371 "Romeo, oh, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" 252 00:12:36,008 --> 00:12:39,644 I art saving the Universe, baby. 253 00:12:39,645 --> 00:12:42,405 Die, alien slime! 254 00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:46,884 [Groans] 255 00:12:46,885 --> 00:12:49,218 My space laser is jammed again. 256 00:12:49,219 --> 00:12:51,781 I can't work like this, Rudy. 257 00:12:51,782 --> 00:12:56,067 I'm sorry, I'm confused. Why is Romeo shooting me? 258 00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:59,840 Because you're an evil alien clone, duh. 259 00:12:59,841 --> 00:13:01,766 We've been over this, people. 260 00:13:01,767 --> 00:13:03,034 Fine. 261 00:13:03,035 --> 00:13:07,538 By the way, did you know that Bobby's name is above mine on the marquee? 262 00:13:07,539 --> 00:13:09,929 About that, did you know her name is on the marquee? 263 00:13:09,930 --> 00:13:11,251 [Gasps] 264 00:13:11,252 --> 00:13:14,192 [Overlapping arguing] 265 00:13:15,217 --> 00:13:16,437 Hey! 266 00:13:16,438 --> 00:13:19,678 You guys, knock it off! 267 00:13:20,579 --> 00:13:24,709 This isn't about marquees, or aliens and special effects. 268 00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:26,667 This is community theater. 269 00:13:26,668 --> 00:13:28,197 It's about community. 270 00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:32,997 I mean, we have to believe in each other and the material, Rudy. 271 00:13:32,998 --> 00:13:35,381 Maybe she's right. 272 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,308 You know what I say? 273 00:13:37,309 --> 00:13:39,659 Forget Vic Deblaze. 274 00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:43,857 We will do this play the way it was meant to be done. 275 00:13:43,858 --> 00:13:47,594 We will use our raw talent to bring this show to life. 276 00:13:47,595 --> 00:13:50,830 And we will set the theatrical world on fire. 277 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,056 On fire! 278 00:13:52,057 --> 00:13:55,289 - [Cannon exploding] - [Woman screaming] 279 00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:56,703 [Crashing] 280 00:13:56,704 --> 00:14:00,304 Okay, people. That's a five. 281 00:14:05,546 --> 00:14:09,007 Oh, great. You're stuck on cleaning detail, too? 282 00:14:09,008 --> 00:14:11,728 This is the worst form of detention. 283 00:14:11,729 --> 00:14:13,310 What'd you do? 284 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:17,855 Got caught trying to get to first base with the CPR doll in the health office. 285 00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:19,644 Nice. 286 00:14:19,645 --> 00:14:20,687 How about you? 287 00:14:20,688 --> 00:14:22,423 Got caught trying to get to first base 288 00:14:22,424 --> 00:14:24,764 with the statue of Amelia Earhart in the library. 289 00:14:24,765 --> 00:14:26,685 Nice. 290 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,123 Yeah, Milton ratted me out. 291 00:14:29,124 --> 00:14:32,345 Since he became President he thinks he's so much better than everyone else. 292 00:14:32,346 --> 00:14:35,993 He's even got VIP seating at the Seaford community theater for Rudy's play tonight. 293 00:14:35,994 --> 00:14:38,221 I saw "Man Of La Mancha" there. 294 00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:41,162 It was to die for. 295 00:14:41,816 --> 00:14:45,519 I guess if Milton's seeing it, Jack's seeing it, too. 296 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,917 Wait, what are you talking about? 297 00:14:46,918 --> 00:14:49,496 Milton's got this James Bond pen in his front pocket. 298 00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:52,544 Jack's watching over him 24-7. 299 00:14:52,545 --> 00:14:54,765 [Laughing] 300 00:14:54,829 --> 00:14:56,355 What? 301 00:14:56,356 --> 00:14:58,218 Dude, he's got no spy pen. 302 00:14:58,219 --> 00:15:00,867 He just told you that so you'd think Jack's protecting him. 303 00:15:00,868 --> 00:15:04,838 No, Jack's at his family reunion in Colorado. 304 00:15:04,839 --> 00:15:07,640 So you're telling me Jack's five states away? 305 00:15:07,641 --> 00:15:11,197 And Milton's going to be off school grounds where I'm free to pummel him? 306 00:15:11,198 --> 00:15:13,055 Well, yeah. That's exactly what I'm say... 307 00:15:13,056 --> 00:15:16,416 Oh, really, Jerry? Really? 308 00:15:21,496 --> 00:15:25,179 Looks like I've got a play to catch. 309 00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:26,726 [Sobbing] 310 00:15:26,727 --> 00:15:28,477 Let me out! 311 00:15:28,478 --> 00:15:30,206 Somebody! 312 00:15:30,207 --> 00:15:32,399 [Sobbing continues] 313 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,380 Jerry? 314 00:15:34,802 --> 00:15:40,358 I was in the music room when I heard what sounded like a little girl crying. 315 00:15:40,359 --> 00:15:43,760 It was probably because she was really, really scared. 316 00:15:43,761 --> 00:15:49,641 And didn't know if she was ever gonna see her mommy again. 317 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:55,662 [Clears throat] 318 00:15:56,369 --> 00:15:59,729 But she's all right now. 319 00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:05,134 Come on, Eddie. We got a President to save. 320 00:16:11,439 --> 00:16:15,688 A night at the theater is exactly the flame that will kindle my spirits. 321 00:16:15,689 --> 00:16:17,289 Uh-huh. 322 00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:19,272 Good night! Good night! 323 00:16:19,273 --> 00:16:22,873 Parting is such sweet sorrow. 324 00:16:23,164 --> 00:16:28,144 That I shall say good night till it be morrow. 325 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,873 [Snoring] 326 00:16:30,874 --> 00:16:33,034 [Snoring] 327 00:16:33,903 --> 00:16:36,311 Oh, thanks a lot, Kim. 328 00:16:36,312 --> 00:16:39,028 "Romeo doesn't need to be an alien hunter". 329 00:16:39,029 --> 00:16:40,800 Deblaze is out there in a coma. 330 00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:42,502 [Snoring continues] 331 00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:44,696 Well, he ain't the only one. 332 00:16:44,697 --> 00:16:46,857 [Snoring] 333 00:16:48,609 --> 00:16:50,350 Juliet. 334 00:16:50,351 --> 00:16:51,444 Juliet. 335 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,446 [Snoring continues] 336 00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,487 Juliet! 337 00:16:56,031 --> 00:16:59,391 Poke her with your sword. 338 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:10,680 There he is! Let's get him. 339 00:17:10,895 --> 00:17:13,055 [Snoring] 340 00:17:14,103 --> 00:17:15,468 [Sighs] 341 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:18,301 Ow. Ow, stop poking me. 342 00:17:18,302 --> 00:17:20,989 You can't act when you're asleep. 343 00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:22,936 You can't act when you're awake. 344 00:17:22,937 --> 00:17:24,977 [Gasps] 345 00:17:25,307 --> 00:17:27,947 Oh, that's it. 346 00:17:30,439 --> 00:17:33,171 Juliet is also a security guard? 347 00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:35,838 I didn't see that coming. 348 00:17:35,839 --> 00:17:38,059 [Grunting] 349 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,762 You love him. Stop trying to beat him senseless. 350 00:17:42,763 --> 00:17:44,794 Get this maniac off my face! 351 00:17:44,795 --> 00:17:46,012 I'm trying! 352 00:17:46,013 --> 00:17:48,010 Come on, Bobby. Let go of Joan! 353 00:17:48,011 --> 00:17:50,231 [Grunting] 354 00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:52,559 - What are you two doing here? - We gotta save Milton. 355 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,447 Frank's on his way down here to beat him up. 356 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,233 Oh, we might be too late! 357 00:17:57,234 --> 00:17:59,522 Holy Hannah! They're gonna get Lincoln! 358 00:17:59,523 --> 00:18:01,323 Oh! 359 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,490 Ha ha! 360 00:18:05,653 --> 00:18:07,080 [Grunts] 361 00:18:07,081 --> 00:18:09,730 I probably shouldn't have done that. 362 00:18:09,731 --> 00:18:12,294 Quick. Get out of here. [Grunting] 363 00:18:12,295 --> 00:18:15,595 Mary Todd, save yourself! 364 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,533 Whoa! Milton! 365 00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:21,768 - Aah! - [Screaming] 366 00:18:21,769 --> 00:18:23,503 Mary Todd! 367 00:18:23,504 --> 00:18:25,724 [Groaning] 368 00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:27,769 [Scenery thuds] 369 00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:30,677 Juliet, save thouself! 370 00:18:30,678 --> 00:18:34,614 I shan't leave you to die, Romeo. 371 00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:38,785 I don't think I'd die. Probably just pull a hammie, you know. 372 00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:41,006 [Laughing] 373 00:18:51,975 --> 00:18:53,895 Whoa! 374 00:19:00,802 --> 00:19:02,962 All: Oh! 375 00:19:05,613 --> 00:19:08,553 Oh, no, you don't. 376 00:19:21,755 --> 00:19:24,995 [Audience members scream] 377 00:19:37,949 --> 00:19:40,394 Bravo! Bravo! 378 00:19:40,395 --> 00:19:43,275 [Cheering, applause] 379 00:19:44,121 --> 00:19:46,753 Rudy! I loved it. 380 00:19:46,754 --> 00:19:50,062 In fact, I'm coming back to see it tomorrow. 381 00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:53,723 Don't change a thing. Ha ha! 382 00:19:53,794 --> 00:19:57,454 - You got it, Vic. - [Laughs] 383 00:19:58,413 --> 00:20:01,375 Okay, so now all this makes sense... 384 00:20:01,376 --> 00:20:04,653 Except for one thing. Eddie, why are you dressed like a mattress? 385 00:20:04,654 --> 00:20:06,630 Oh, I've got to get going. 386 00:20:06,631 --> 00:20:09,893 I've got a job handing out fliers for Ned's Beds. Later. 387 00:20:09,894 --> 00:20:11,192 - Bye, guys. - Bye. 388 00:20:11,193 --> 00:20:13,833 See you, Eddie. 389 00:20:16,088 --> 00:20:19,015 Look, man. I owe you an apology. 390 00:20:19,016 --> 00:20:22,092 I shouldn't have used your locker room secret against you. 391 00:20:22,093 --> 00:20:27,360 Well... what matters is that you were there when I was about to be attacked. 392 00:20:27,361 --> 00:20:29,401 Thanks. 393 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:33,566 - What's this? - It's a presidential decree. 394 00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:37,269 Locker 138 will be yours till the day you graduate. 395 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:38,604 [Gasps] 396 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:41,583 Dude, these next 10 years are gonna be awesome! Woo! 397 00:20:41,584 --> 00:20:44,884 Kickin' it with you! 398 00:20:46,247 --> 00:20:49,967 All right, come on out, Bobby. 399 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:56,309 Now, Bobby, I'm giving you a very big break by letting you be in this play. 400 00:20:56,310 --> 00:21:00,810 And I'm not gonna let you down, pilgrim. 401 00:21:02,171 --> 00:21:05,453 Now, don't think of yourself as a cowboy on a horse. 402 00:21:05,454 --> 00:21:08,329 Think of yourself as a cowboy on a horse... 403 00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:09,914 On a trampoline. 404 00:21:09,915 --> 00:21:12,028 Now bounce, Bobby, bounce! 405 00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:14,216 - Bobby: You got it, Rudy. - [Horse whinnies] 406 00:21:14,217 --> 00:21:16,192 Jump, Sapphire. Jump! 407 00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:18,472 [Trampoline squeaks, horse whinnies] 408 00:21:18,473 --> 00:21:21,031 - Higher. - [Trampoline squeaks, horse whinnies] 409 00:21:21,032 --> 00:21:23,468 - Higher. - [Trampoline squeaks, horse whinnies] 410 00:21:23,469 --> 00:21:25,454 Higher! 411 00:21:25,455 --> 00:21:28,035 [Loud crashing] 412 00:21:29,471 --> 00:21:31,691 Too high. 413 00:21:31,712 --> 00:21:34,661 Kim, could you get Bobby and the horse out of the ceiling? 414 00:21:34,662 --> 00:21:37,349 I have a lunch. 415 00:21:37,350 --> 00:21:43,250 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 416 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:47,850 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29746

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