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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:08,475 [Groans] 3 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:11,116 I hate mondays. 4 00:00:11,543 --> 00:00:14,985 Rudy comes in all depressed about how lonely his weekend was. 5 00:00:14,986 --> 00:00:20,506 I know. We either get stony silence or muffled sobbing. 6 00:00:20,523 --> 00:00:26,423 [Southern accent] And I can smell it in the air, there's a sob a-coming. 7 00:00:26,696 --> 00:00:31,180 Don't worry, guys, Jack and I are on top of it, to keep him happy... 8 00:00:31,181 --> 00:00:34,403 We bought him this giant cookie. 9 00:00:34,404 --> 00:00:40,276 This weekend he told me he was gonna sit at home and watch his cat lick himself. 10 00:00:40,277 --> 00:00:43,794 - We're gonna need a bigger cookie. - [Quietly] Yeah. 11 00:00:43,795 --> 00:00:47,400 I had the greatest weekend of my life. 12 00:00:47,401 --> 00:00:49,991 Yeah, I went on a date with Bethany Applebaum... 13 00:00:49,992 --> 00:00:52,728 And it was amazing. 14 00:00:52,729 --> 00:00:55,890 Wait. Our health teacher went out on a date with you? 15 00:00:55,891 --> 00:00:57,658 Yes, she did. 16 00:00:57,659 --> 00:00:59,507 All: Why? 17 00:00:59,508 --> 00:01:03,564 Because she has the vision to see what 1,413 other women didn't. 18 00:01:03,565 --> 00:01:06,505 That I am dateable. 19 00:01:07,418 --> 00:01:12,079 Jack! I was down at Doctor Kicks Shoe Store getting these new swag A.B. High-Tops. 20 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,468 You're not gonna believe it. They're hiring. 21 00:01:14,469 --> 00:01:16,610 Yes! Dude, we gotta get jobs there. 22 00:01:16,611 --> 00:01:17,835 Yo, absolutely. 23 00:01:17,836 --> 00:01:21,208 You get an employee discount and free odor busters for your feet. 24 00:01:21,209 --> 00:01:24,929 You have got to get this job. 25 00:01:25,428 --> 00:01:26,454 Wait. 26 00:01:26,455 --> 00:01:28,461 Why are they called A.B.'s? 27 00:01:28,462 --> 00:01:31,759 A.B. stands for air bags. They give you maximum bounce on the basketball court. 28 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:32,726 Jerry: Check it. 29 00:01:32,727 --> 00:01:35,176 [Shoes whirring] 30 00:01:35,177 --> 00:01:40,185 Yeah, it says not to go past five pumps, but I'm going up to 20. 31 00:01:40,186 --> 00:01:42,526 Uh, you really think that's such a good idea? 32 00:01:42,527 --> 00:01:43,958 I think I know what I'm doing, Kim. 33 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:46,198 [Whirring continues] 34 00:01:46,199 --> 00:01:49,139 [Crashing] [Coughing] 35 00:01:50,734 --> 00:01:54,196 That's what I'm talking about. Maximum bounce, baby! 36 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:56,290 Woo! [Coughing] 37 00:01:56,291 --> 00:01:57,894 [Rock music playing] 38 00:01:57,895 --> 00:01:58,899 - Don't... - Don't... 39 00:01:58,900 --> 00:01:59,880 - You... - You... 40 00:01:59,881 --> 00:02:01,139 Get all tough with me! 41 00:02:01,140 --> 00:02:01,886 I'm saying... 42 00:02:01,887 --> 00:02:02,895 - Won't... - Won't... 43 00:02:02,896 --> 00:02:03,822 - You... - You... 44 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:05,243 Come kick it with me? 45 00:02:05,244 --> 00:02:07,512 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 46 00:02:07,513 --> 00:02:09,414 That's just how we do. 47 00:02:09,415 --> 00:02:14,583 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 48 00:02:14,584 --> 00:02:16,608 Here we go, let's start the party! 49 00:02:16,609 --> 00:02:18,158 Chop it up like it's karate. 50 00:02:18,159 --> 00:02:19,527 Everybody! 51 00:02:19,528 --> 00:02:20,813 - Don't... - Don't... 52 00:02:20,814 --> 00:02:21,830 - You... - You... 53 00:02:21,831 --> 00:02:23,050 Get all tough with me! 54 00:02:23,051 --> 00:02:23,786 I'm saying... 55 00:02:23,787 --> 00:02:24,825 - Won't... - Won't... 56 00:02:24,826 --> 00:02:25,735 - You... - You... 57 00:02:25,736 --> 00:02:27,198 Come kick it with me? 58 00:02:27,199 --> 00:02:29,755 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 59 00:02:29,756 --> 00:02:31,486 That's just how we do. 60 00:02:31,487 --> 00:02:37,387 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 61 00:02:44,392 --> 00:02:46,575 How great is this place, man? 62 00:02:46,576 --> 00:02:47,508 Dude. 63 00:02:47,509 --> 00:02:50,329 Yo, check it out. 64 00:02:52,270 --> 00:02:54,730 - Woo! - Oh! 65 00:02:55,231 --> 00:02:56,574 We gotta get jobs here. 66 00:02:56,575 --> 00:02:59,734 Hey, listen. We always talked about working here together. 67 00:02:59,735 --> 00:03:03,305 So let's agree they either hire both of us or neither of us. 68 00:03:03,306 --> 00:03:04,996 Oh, smart. 69 00:03:04,997 --> 00:03:08,642 Hooking yourself to the J-train. 70 00:03:08,643 --> 00:03:12,515 Here at Doctor Kicks, we believe the customer is always right. [Back cracking] 71 00:03:12,516 --> 00:03:14,149 Ah. 72 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:17,723 Max, we believe that not only is the customer always right, 73 00:03:17,724 --> 00:03:21,024 but we are always wrong. 74 00:03:21,389 --> 00:03:23,384 Yeah, we don't know a thing. Am I right, Jack? 75 00:03:23,385 --> 00:03:26,227 - No, he's... - Jack, I got this. 76 00:03:26,228 --> 00:03:29,114 [Arguing indistinctly] 77 00:03:29,115 --> 00:03:30,992 [Blows whistle] 78 00:03:30,993 --> 00:03:33,379 Guys, I think I got all I need. 79 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:36,260 I'll be in touch. 80 00:03:36,488 --> 00:03:40,359 Um, just for the record, that basketball mini-tramp is a great idea. 81 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,706 That was my idea. 82 00:03:42,707 --> 00:03:46,346 Might as well bounce those kids right over to the cash register, am I right? 83 00:03:46,347 --> 00:03:47,762 [Laughing] 84 00:03:47,763 --> 00:03:49,983 [Laughing] 85 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:52,367 [Whimpers] 86 00:03:52,368 --> 00:03:54,919 Jack. I like you. 87 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,021 - Welcome to Doctor Kicks. - Whoa. 88 00:03:57,022 --> 00:03:58,344 Jerry, I'm afraid... 89 00:03:58,345 --> 00:04:01,579 Thank you, Sir, but if you're hiring me, you're also hiring Jerry. 90 00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:04,302 You know, in the shoe business you don't break up a pair. 91 00:04:04,303 --> 00:04:07,926 No matter how defective one of them is. 92 00:04:07,927 --> 00:04:09,821 Jerry, you're in. 93 00:04:09,822 --> 00:04:11,002 You guys start tomorrow. 94 00:04:11,003 --> 00:04:12,746 - Yes, thank you so much. - No way! 95 00:04:12,747 --> 00:04:15,226 - We're in, dude. - Here's your company whistles. 96 00:04:15,227 --> 00:04:16,539 Oh. 97 00:04:16,540 --> 00:04:18,263 - [Whistling] - I... 98 00:04:18,264 --> 00:04:20,567 I'd boil that. [Chuckles] It was Benny's. 99 00:04:20,568 --> 00:04:22,596 He used to blow it, but not with his mouth. 100 00:04:22,597 --> 00:04:25,297 [Whistles, spits] 101 00:04:27,482 --> 00:04:31,092 And so the lonely peanut passes through the large intestine, 102 00:04:31,093 --> 00:04:34,984 out the rectum, and into your toilet bowl. 103 00:04:34,985 --> 00:04:38,257 And that my friends, is the scoop... 104 00:04:38,258 --> 00:04:40,418 On poop. 105 00:04:41,563 --> 00:04:45,883 I do not think I'm ever eating again. 106 00:04:46,727 --> 00:04:49,667 Oh, great job. "A." 107 00:04:51,172 --> 00:04:53,863 Ever since Ms. Applebaum started going out with Rudy, 108 00:04:53,864 --> 00:04:56,338 this class has gotten a lot easier. 109 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:58,807 Yeah, well, I didn't do my report. 110 00:04:58,808 --> 00:05:01,878 But I think I have another way around it. 111 00:05:01,879 --> 00:05:04,579 Kim, you're up. 112 00:05:06,464 --> 00:05:09,185 See, I was with Rudy... 113 00:05:09,186 --> 00:05:11,229 [Giggles] 114 00:05:11,230 --> 00:05:13,903 And I worked on it with Rudy. 115 00:05:13,904 --> 00:05:15,900 [Giggles] 116 00:05:15,901 --> 00:05:17,445 And Rudy. 117 00:05:17,446 --> 00:05:19,606 [Squeals] 118 00:05:20,538 --> 00:05:22,758 "A" plus. 119 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:25,865 I need some air. 120 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,338 Kickin' it with you! 121 00:05:30,339 --> 00:05:31,382 Ow. 122 00:05:31,383 --> 00:05:34,066 Show me something in a petite, you. 123 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:38,387 Petite? Your foot is a catcher's mitt. 124 00:05:38,803 --> 00:05:42,972 Are you gonna show me a shoe that will fit me or not? 125 00:05:42,973 --> 00:05:47,944 Oh, yes, Ma'am. Just give me a minute so I can call a blacksmith. 126 00:05:47,945 --> 00:05:50,291 All employees, please meet me at the slam-poline. 127 00:05:50,292 --> 00:05:55,812 Hustle up, people. Five minutes ago. 110%. You're late. 128 00:05:57,873 --> 00:05:59,185 Big news, guys. 129 00:05:59,186 --> 00:06:03,766 Our store was just chosen to launch NBA superstar Kyrie Irving's new shoe! 130 00:06:03,767 --> 00:06:05,429 The Air Mini-Flyer. 131 00:06:05,430 --> 00:06:07,865 - No way. - He'll be here in person... 132 00:06:07,866 --> 00:06:09,778 On Friday for the launch. 133 00:06:09,779 --> 00:06:11,363 Bring it in. 134 00:06:11,364 --> 00:06:13,085 Okay, back to work! 135 00:06:13,086 --> 00:06:16,214 Dude, Kyrie Irving is coming here. 136 00:06:16,215 --> 00:06:18,269 [Chuckles] 137 00:06:18,270 --> 00:06:23,910 Jerry: Hey, Jack. Jack, that guy's taking those sneakers. 138 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,700 [Grunting] 139 00:06:37,761 --> 00:06:40,068 All right, let's go inside and ring you up. 140 00:06:40,069 --> 00:06:41,159 [Applause] 141 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,440 Yeah, man. 142 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:49,443 Wow, Jack. That was unbelievable. 143 00:06:49,444 --> 00:06:51,301 No, you want to know what's unbelievable? 144 00:06:51,302 --> 00:06:53,309 This woman thanks her foot's a petite. 145 00:06:53,310 --> 00:06:55,110 Oh! 146 00:06:57,281 --> 00:06:58,806 Guys, check it out. 147 00:06:58,807 --> 00:07:04,038 Bethany's status says "in a relationship with Pudy pie". 148 00:07:04,039 --> 00:07:06,379 That's me. 149 00:07:07,791 --> 00:07:09,515 Hi, Pudy pie. 150 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:11,287 Hello, Bethany. 151 00:07:11,288 --> 00:07:13,508 [Giggling] 152 00:07:13,698 --> 00:07:16,338 Kids: [Groaning] 153 00:07:16,663 --> 00:07:19,242 Hey, Ms. Applebaum. I uh, 154 00:07:19,243 --> 00:07:23,309 I meant to give this to you after class, but since you're here. 155 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,576 - Happy Birthday. - [Gasps] 156 00:07:25,577 --> 00:07:28,019 You remembered it's my birthday. 157 00:07:28,020 --> 00:07:30,189 That is so sweet. 158 00:07:30,190 --> 00:07:32,410 Oh, yeah. 159 00:07:32,983 --> 00:07:34,889 It's just a box for your hair clips. 160 00:07:34,890 --> 00:07:37,374 - Really nothing. - Oh, but it is something. It's very... 161 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:40,216 It's pretty close to nothing. 162 00:07:40,217 --> 00:07:42,626 But you're really gonna love what I got you. 163 00:07:42,627 --> 00:07:46,496 - Now close your eyes. - [Giggles] 164 00:07:46,497 --> 00:07:49,618 Um, see I shopped and I shopped and I shopped... 165 00:07:49,619 --> 00:07:52,536 Until I found something that I knew you would love. 166 00:07:52,537 --> 00:07:56,377 See, what I got you was this... 167 00:07:57,541 --> 00:08:02,014 Beautiful, super expensive, designer Beret. 168 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:04,655 Oh! I love it! 169 00:08:06,174 --> 00:08:12,074 Hi. I left my really old, super cheap, non-designer Beret in here the other day. 170 00:08:13,825 --> 00:08:16,705 Did anyone see it? 171 00:08:16,768 --> 00:08:18,162 Is this it? 172 00:08:18,163 --> 00:08:20,923 Yeah, that's it. 173 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,976 I can't believe you lied to me. 174 00:08:31,977 --> 00:08:35,888 Trust is the most important thing in a relationship. 175 00:08:35,889 --> 00:08:38,627 Maybe you're not the man that I thought you were. 176 00:08:38,628 --> 00:08:41,268 Good-bye, Rudy. 177 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:46,675 - Don't you mean Pudy pie? - Pudy pie is dead! 178 00:08:49,994 --> 00:08:52,280 Why do you think Max called us in here? 179 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:54,098 I don't know, man. 180 00:08:54,099 --> 00:08:55,799 Maybe he's gonna fire me. 181 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:59,200 I bet that hoof lady filed a complaint. 182 00:08:59,201 --> 00:09:01,939 Relax. Whatever happens, remember our pact. 183 00:09:01,940 --> 00:09:04,541 It's either both of us or neither of us. 184 00:09:04,542 --> 00:09:07,002 Thanks, Jack. 185 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:12,482 Guys. I'm in a tough spot. 186 00:09:12,483 --> 00:09:17,269 I'm promoting one of you, but I'm gonna have to let one of you go. 187 00:09:17,270 --> 00:09:20,690 Jack, you're fired. Sorry. 188 00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:22,626 Both: What? 189 00:09:22,627 --> 00:09:25,796 Congratulations, Jerry. You're our new assistant manager. 190 00:09:25,797 --> 00:09:27,464 Both: What?! 191 00:09:27,465 --> 00:09:31,158 - But you can't... - Sorry, but it didn't work out, Jack. 192 00:09:31,159 --> 00:09:35,067 Jerry, isn't there anything you want to say? 193 00:09:35,068 --> 00:09:37,391 Yeah, there is. 194 00:09:37,392 --> 00:09:39,787 I'm the new assistant manager, baby! 195 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,312 Woo! 196 00:09:41,313 --> 00:09:44,013 [Blowing whistle] 197 00:09:48,852 --> 00:09:51,019 What about our agreement that if one of us gets fired 198 00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:52,471 the other one would leave with him? 199 00:09:52,472 --> 00:09:57,758 Hey, I only agreed to that because I assumed I would be the one getting fired. 200 00:09:57,759 --> 00:10:00,167 Whatever, dude. Enjoy your promotion. 201 00:10:00,168 --> 00:10:03,288 You really deserve it. 202 00:10:04,259 --> 00:10:06,103 Jerry, hey. 203 00:10:06,104 --> 00:10:12,004 I want you in charge of security during the Kyrie Irving visit to our store. 204 00:10:12,398 --> 00:10:13,906 Me? 205 00:10:13,907 --> 00:10:15,185 - Really? - Absolutely. 206 00:10:15,186 --> 00:10:18,623 You're the assistant manager now. I'm gonna need to lean on you. 207 00:10:18,624 --> 00:10:24,253 And also I'm gonna need you to spot me in 10 minutes when I do my power squats. 208 00:10:24,254 --> 00:10:26,483 Kickin' it with you! 209 00:10:26,484 --> 00:10:31,979 The heart pumps over 2,000 gallons of blood a day, making it our most important organ. 210 00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:33,848 [Groans] 211 00:10:33,849 --> 00:10:35,829 Wrong! 212 00:10:37,162 --> 00:10:43,062 The heart is a pathetic, gnarled up sponge that soaks up nothing but misery! 213 00:10:45,471 --> 00:10:50,905 Now, take out a piece of paper and I want you to write a 10,000 word essay! 214 00:10:50,906 --> 00:10:56,246 On the similarities between a man and a lying snake. 215 00:10:57,598 --> 00:10:59,302 [Clears throat] 216 00:10:59,303 --> 00:11:01,343 Milton. 217 00:11:02,288 --> 00:11:07,389 Rudy said he was gonna try and win her back by doing some big romantic gesture. 218 00:11:07,390 --> 00:11:10,590 Maybe he was thinking flowers or cards or candy. 219 00:11:10,591 --> 00:11:12,811 [Clanging] 220 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,735 Woo-ee! 221 00:11:20,001 --> 00:11:23,301 He went a different way. 222 00:11:23,842 --> 00:11:25,544 Listen, Bethany. 223 00:11:25,545 --> 00:11:27,146 I know that I messed up. 224 00:11:27,147 --> 00:11:31,142 But to show you how much you mean to me, I climbed to the top of Mount Seaford, 225 00:11:31,143 --> 00:11:34,593 and carved a heart with our initials in it. 226 00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:38,630 That's the most thoughtful thing anyone's ever done for me. [Giggles] 227 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:42,231 I have to see it right now! 228 00:11:42,655 --> 00:11:44,314 Wait, what? 229 00:11:44,315 --> 00:11:46,534 Oh, I'm a climber, too. 230 00:11:46,535 --> 00:11:48,901 But you're in the middle of class. 231 00:11:48,902 --> 00:11:52,562 Hey, kids, get out right now! 232 00:11:52,771 --> 00:11:56,137 We just have to go by my place and pick up my gear. [Giggles] 233 00:11:56,138 --> 00:11:58,418 Let's go. 234 00:11:58,814 --> 00:12:01,094 Let's go. 235 00:12:01,461 --> 00:12:04,161 Rudy, let's go! 236 00:12:11,127 --> 00:12:12,656 Yo, Jack. 237 00:12:12,657 --> 00:12:14,757 [Grunts] 238 00:12:14,929 --> 00:12:16,849 Look. 239 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:20,181 When you got fired and I was hired as assistant manager... 240 00:12:20,182 --> 00:12:23,635 There was something that I should have done that I didn't do and I feel bad about it. 241 00:12:23,636 --> 00:12:25,193 Okay, dude. 242 00:12:25,194 --> 00:12:29,467 This is more like it. You've finally honored our agreement and quit. 243 00:12:29,468 --> 00:12:31,448 Close. 244 00:12:31,978 --> 00:12:36,718 Yeah, I'm here to get your company whistle. 245 00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:38,929 You're unbelievable, you know that? 246 00:12:38,930 --> 00:12:40,884 Oh, come on, Jack. 247 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,961 For once I got something you didn't. 248 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:46,034 Dude, that's never happened before. I'm not used to getting ahead. 249 00:12:46,035 --> 00:12:51,429 Dude, I was in kindergarten so long, I had to shave for graduation. 250 00:12:51,430 --> 00:12:54,011 Can't you just be happy for me? I got a promotion. 251 00:12:54,012 --> 00:12:56,895 You didn't deserve the promotion, Jerry. You're incompetent. 252 00:12:56,896 --> 00:13:02,407 All you did yesterday was bite the hangnail off some old dude's foot. 253 00:13:02,408 --> 00:13:03,954 Hey, I stepped up. 254 00:13:03,955 --> 00:13:09,547 Okay, that old dude's hangnail was tearing up our sample socks. 255 00:13:09,548 --> 00:13:13,568 - [Cheering] - [Dance music playing] 256 00:13:16,822 --> 00:13:18,113 [Music stops] 257 00:13:18,114 --> 00:13:21,614 I wanted the Kyrie Irving Air Mini-Flyer to do three things. 258 00:13:21,615 --> 00:13:26,355 Look good, feel good, and improve your game. 259 00:13:27,065 --> 00:13:30,416 So what Kyrie Irving is trying to say is that if you were to buy these shoes, 260 00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:32,444 you will be guaranteed a career in the NBA. 261 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:36,326 No, no. That's not at all what I'm saying. 262 00:13:36,327 --> 00:13:39,659 Who are you, bro? I'm assistant manager Martinez. 263 00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:42,014 Yeah, if you need a sandwich, I'm your guy. 264 00:13:42,015 --> 00:13:46,118 If you need a water, I'm your guy. Whatever you need, I'm your guy. 265 00:13:46,119 --> 00:13:51,219 - I'll take a water. - Helen? Get Kyrie a water. 266 00:13:51,824 --> 00:13:54,028 Yeah, Helen's my guy. 267 00:13:54,029 --> 00:13:55,643 I like you, man. 268 00:13:55,644 --> 00:13:57,663 Here, let me give you a pair of my new shoes. 269 00:13:57,664 --> 00:13:59,280 - What? - Mm hmm. 270 00:13:59,281 --> 00:14:01,633 No way. Thanks, Kyrie Irving! 271 00:14:01,634 --> 00:14:02,616 [Sniffs] 272 00:14:02,617 --> 00:14:04,703 Oh, I love that new sneaker smell. 273 00:14:04,704 --> 00:14:06,292 [Inhales] 274 00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:11,249 What are you doing? Would you get your nose out of the shoes? 275 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:14,130 People are looking. 276 00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:16,977 Kyrie, the crowd's ready for you. 277 00:14:16,978 --> 00:14:19,018 Thanks. 278 00:14:19,019 --> 00:14:20,999 Jerry! 279 00:14:21,509 --> 00:14:24,045 In the back, there's a pallet of shoes that Kyrie autographed. 280 00:14:24,046 --> 00:14:27,069 Signed, they're worth like 500 bucks a pair. 281 00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:29,341 After you close up, bring them out here so they're ready 282 00:14:29,342 --> 00:14:33,521 - to be shipped first thing in the morning. - Okay. All right. 283 00:14:33,522 --> 00:14:37,281 Helen! Get your nose out of that shoe. People are looking. 284 00:14:37,282 --> 00:14:42,322 You are this close to not being my guy anymore. 285 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,926 Rudy: I don't believe it. I'm almost there! 286 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:49,767 I did it! I did it! I did it! 287 00:14:53,825 --> 00:14:55,255 Woo! 288 00:14:55,256 --> 00:14:58,796 Oh, that is so exhilarating. 289 00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:01,964 Okay, carry me back down. 290 00:15:01,965 --> 00:15:03,517 No, wait, wait. 291 00:15:03,518 --> 00:15:07,288 Rudy, we came all the way up here to see our initials intertwined in a heart. 292 00:15:07,289 --> 00:15:09,809 - So. - Yeah. 293 00:15:10,031 --> 00:15:12,791 About that. Uh... 294 00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:14,277 - The truth is... - Hey, Rudy. 295 00:15:14,278 --> 00:15:16,629 What the...? 296 00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:20,201 You scared the daylights out of me. What are you two doing here? 297 00:15:20,202 --> 00:15:22,588 Well, we wanted to see the beautiful expression 298 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,468 of your love carved into the mountain. 299 00:15:24,469 --> 00:15:28,675 Yeah. A lot of people want to see that, Kim. 300 00:15:28,676 --> 00:15:30,244 But they're not gonna. 301 00:15:30,245 --> 00:15:32,611 They will if they look right here. 302 00:15:32,612 --> 00:15:33,656 Bethany: [Gasps] 303 00:15:33,657 --> 00:15:35,800 Oh, Rudy. 304 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:38,321 It's amazing. 305 00:15:40,654 --> 00:15:44,492 Okay, there's a part of me that thought maybe you lied again. 306 00:15:44,493 --> 00:15:47,379 You just don't really seem like much of an outdoors man. 307 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,864 What? [Chuckles] 308 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:53,643 Are you kidding? I live for the outdoors. 309 00:15:53,644 --> 00:15:57,724 Well, I shouldn't have doubted you. 310 00:16:00,987 --> 00:16:03,476 Yeah, Bethany. 311 00:16:03,477 --> 00:16:05,853 You should have doubted me. 312 00:16:05,854 --> 00:16:07,487 Because I am a liar! 313 00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:10,128 [Echoing "liar"] 314 00:16:11,936 --> 00:16:14,857 And I'm also handsome. 315 00:16:14,858 --> 00:16:17,498 [Echoing "liar"] 316 00:16:18,459 --> 00:16:22,179 That's a very judgmental echo. 317 00:16:23,359 --> 00:16:25,651 The truth is... 318 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:29,659 I didn't carve those initials. They did. 319 00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:34,375 But I only lied to you because I like you so much, and I was scared of losing you. 320 00:16:34,376 --> 00:16:38,773 But I promise I will never ever ever lie to you again. 321 00:16:38,774 --> 00:16:41,838 Okay, Rudy. I forgive you. 322 00:16:41,839 --> 00:16:43,325 You know... 323 00:16:43,326 --> 00:16:46,933 I can't believe you actually thought I was an outdoors man for like a minute. 324 00:16:46,934 --> 00:16:49,002 Well, it's a good thing that you told me the truth, 325 00:16:49,003 --> 00:16:52,639 because I was gonna suggest that we fly down the mountain in these wing suits. 326 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,766 I'm sorry, wing-whats? 327 00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:58,493 Yeah. With these suits, you can jump off the mountain, 328 00:16:58,494 --> 00:17:01,284 and glide down at over 200 miles an hour. 329 00:17:01,285 --> 00:17:03,771 It's a real rush. 330 00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:07,771 Bethany, I like you very much, but there is no way that I would ever... 331 00:17:07,772 --> 00:17:09,304 Whoa! 332 00:17:09,305 --> 00:17:11,081 [Screaming] 333 00:17:11,082 --> 00:17:13,902 I'm coming, Rudy! 334 00:17:17,518 --> 00:17:22,318 Wow. He's really flapping those little wings. 335 00:17:23,050 --> 00:17:26,350 Kickin' it with you! 336 00:17:26,427 --> 00:17:29,861 Oh, dude, you got Kyrie Irving's sneakers. 337 00:17:29,862 --> 00:17:31,906 You've got a Kyrie Irving face. 338 00:17:31,907 --> 00:17:35,327 Dude! You're Kyrie Irving! 339 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,438 That what my rookie of the year award says. 340 00:17:38,439 --> 00:17:41,875 Nobody likes a braggart, Kyrie Irving. 341 00:17:41,876 --> 00:17:44,338 So how was your appearance over at Doctor Kicks? 342 00:17:44,339 --> 00:17:46,731 Did you meet my "friend," the new assistant manager? 343 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,797 Too much aftershave and big ears? 344 00:17:48,798 --> 00:17:51,439 - That's the guy. - Yeah, I met Jack. 345 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,888 No, his name's Jerry. 346 00:17:53,889 --> 00:17:55,098 That's weird. 347 00:17:55,099 --> 00:18:00,144 I gave him a pair of shoes and he had me autograph them for Jack. 348 00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:02,963 Man. I didn't see that coming. 349 00:18:02,964 --> 00:18:05,500 I should go talk to him. 350 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,869 Hey hey. Do you want to see why I won rookie of the year? 351 00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,574 Sure. 352 00:18:10,575 --> 00:18:13,395 You see that cup? 353 00:18:18,901 --> 00:18:21,582 Not today, Kyrie Irving. 354 00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:25,303 This is Tammy's house, rookie! 355 00:18:30,991 --> 00:18:32,720 Hey. 356 00:18:32,721 --> 00:18:34,731 Free Chinese food delivery. 357 00:18:34,732 --> 00:18:36,997 Oh, no, thank you. I don't like Chinese food. 358 00:18:36,998 --> 00:18:38,820 Well, what do you like? 359 00:18:38,821 --> 00:18:40,200 I like hot dogs. 360 00:18:40,201 --> 00:18:42,606 Free hot dog delivery. 361 00:18:42,607 --> 00:18:44,745 Oh [Chuckles] sweet! 362 00:18:44,746 --> 00:18:47,146 Come on in. 363 00:18:48,686 --> 00:18:50,546 Hey. 364 00:18:50,606 --> 00:18:53,380 Oh, really, Jerry? Really? 365 00:18:53,381 --> 00:18:55,716 All right let's start packing up those shoes. 366 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:59,257 - Get over here. - Oh, man. 367 00:19:01,185 --> 00:19:04,082 Yo, Jack! These guys are taking the autographed shoes! 368 00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:06,963 Kyrie, untie Jerry. 369 00:19:08,062 --> 00:19:10,282 [Grunting] 370 00:19:19,173 --> 00:19:20,506 Come on, you're free. 371 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,727 [Grunting] 372 00:19:23,394 --> 00:19:25,512 Woo. Eight and a half extra wide. 373 00:19:25,513 --> 00:19:27,325 I think I may have something in your size. 374 00:19:27,326 --> 00:19:29,546 [Grunting] 375 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,299 - Yeah. - Dude. 376 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,235 [Chuckles] Yes. 377 00:19:48,236 --> 00:19:50,517 - Yo, thanks for helping me close up, guys. - No problem. 378 00:19:50,518 --> 00:19:52,072 No problem, man. 379 00:19:52,073 --> 00:19:57,925 Now, I don't know who this guy is, but I'm pretty sure this is our old friend... 380 00:19:57,926 --> 00:19:59,786 Max. 381 00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:01,486 How did you know that? 382 00:20:01,487 --> 00:20:03,598 Well, I was thinking about it during the fight. 383 00:20:03,599 --> 00:20:06,488 So fired you because he saw you as a threat. 384 00:20:06,489 --> 00:20:12,389 And he made me assistant manager so I would take blame for the missing shoes. 385 00:20:12,393 --> 00:20:14,356 He only promoted me because he knew I was... 386 00:20:14,357 --> 00:20:16,457 Awesome. 387 00:20:16,498 --> 00:20:18,732 An awesome employee is what you are. 388 00:20:18,733 --> 00:20:21,562 And smart enough to put the whole thing together. 389 00:20:21,563 --> 00:20:23,423 Max. 390 00:20:24,739 --> 00:20:27,200 - Hey, who called the cops? - I did. 391 00:20:27,201 --> 00:20:31,910 There were two 14-year-old kids fighting a bunch of thugs. 392 00:20:31,911 --> 00:20:33,636 How do you guys do this? 393 00:20:33,637 --> 00:20:35,959 What can I say? We make a great pair. 394 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:36,802 Yeah. 395 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:40,729 Even if one of us is a little defective. 396 00:20:40,730 --> 00:20:45,068 If that's Max, then who do you think this guy is? 397 00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:47,342 Jerry: [Gasps] 398 00:20:47,343 --> 00:20:48,762 Helen, no. 399 00:20:48,763 --> 00:20:51,508 You were my guy. She was my guy. 400 00:20:51,509 --> 00:20:54,755 You might want to find yourself a new guy. 401 00:20:54,756 --> 00:20:58,056 Kickin' it with you! 402 00:20:58,639 --> 00:21:00,474 - There you go. That's good. - Oh, nice. 403 00:21:00,475 --> 00:21:01,408 Hey, guys. 404 00:21:01,409 --> 00:21:03,309 - Oh, hey, Ms. Applebaum. - Hey. 405 00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:05,203 Let me get Rudy. 406 00:21:05,204 --> 00:21:07,480 Hey, Rudy? Ms. Applebaum's here. 407 00:21:07,481 --> 00:21:08,795 Coming. 408 00:21:08,796 --> 00:21:10,033 Ow. Ow. 409 00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:11,718 Bethany: [Chuckles] 410 00:21:11,719 --> 00:21:13,921 There's my outdoors man. 411 00:21:13,922 --> 00:21:16,402 - Ow ow ow ow. - [Chuckles] 412 00:21:16,403 --> 00:21:17,558 Reservation's at 8:00, 413 00:21:17,559 --> 00:21:23,459 but it's gonna take a minute to bungee cord you to the top of my car. 414 00:21:24,832 --> 00:21:26,664 Oh no! A mummy! 415 00:21:26,665 --> 00:21:27,860 No! 416 00:21:27,861 --> 00:21:31,221 - Rudy: [Grunts] - [Yelps] 417 00:21:31,401 --> 00:21:32,439 [Rudy moaning] 418 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:37,556 You might want to change your reservation to 9:00. 419 00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:43,457 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 420 00:21:43,507 --> 00:21:48,057 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30926

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