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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Phil's new garlic falafel
balls are disgusting.
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Surprising, considering
the cook is a goat.
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[Goat bleats]
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Yeah, I know. These are awful.
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Then why do you keep eating them?
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Mm. Because now I can do this...
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[Belches loudly]
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It's gross, but you gotta
admit, the man's an artist.
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So Kim, are you coming to see
the movie with us tomorrow?
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- It's playing here in the Mall.
- What movie?
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Only the best monster movie ever made.
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"Attack of the Killer Zompires"!
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[Hisses]
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- They're half-Zombie...
- Half-Vampire.
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And all-lame.
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If you guys wanna see a good
movie, go see "The Horse Tamer".
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It's a romantic story about
a muscular 19-year-old boy,
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who sells his last shirt
to save a crippled horse.
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Just hearing those words makes
me feel like less of a man.
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Kim, come on, see Zompires
with us. It'll be fun.
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[Sighing] I don't know.
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Come on, we should go together.
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Together?
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Well. Okay, I'm in.
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Cool. [Chuckles]
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Hey, guys. You know what my
new Explorer Scout patch means?
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You crossed the street by yourself.
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- You threw out your nightlight?
- You peed in the woods?
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No, no and that's none of your business.
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What is means is I'm leader of my troop.
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- Aren't you the only one in your...
- Leader of my troop!
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My Scout Master says I'm
brave, bold and fearless.
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Great! So you're coming
to see "Zompires" with us?
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Are you nuts?! I looked at
the commercial for that thing
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and I spent two days hiding
in my mother's hamper.
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Yo, Eddie. Check this out.
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[Stomach gurgles]
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, it's going the wrong way.
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Uh-oh. No no no no no no!
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Yo, Phil Phil! I need the key!
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- Key to the bathroom now!
- Oh oh, okay. Let's see, uh...
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This one? No, that's not the one.
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This... oh, this is the key to my diary.
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But, uh... whoa! I guess
he really had to go-o-o!
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
-
Don't...
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You...
-
You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
-
You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
-
Don't...
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You...
-
You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
-
Won't...
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You...
-
You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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We've known each other for a while
now and I feel a spark between us.
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And when I look into your eyes, I
can tell you feel the exact same...
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Way.
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- Not buying it.
- Aw!
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When you say "spark between
us," you gotta be breathy.
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[Slightly inhales]
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"Spark between us".
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Ooh. That's good. Do that again.
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No.
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Why are so nervous about
asking Katie out anyway?
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[Sighs] Dude, I've had a crush on her
since we finger painted in kindergarten.
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I was using blue. She was using yellow.
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Together we made green, Jack.
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Green!
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Dude, there she is! Go
ask her. Come on. Go go.
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[Clears throat]
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Uh uh, Katie.
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I wanna know if you wanna go
to the Zompire movie with me.
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Are you seriously asking her out?
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Okay.
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Here's the deal.
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She'll go out with you,
if Jack will go with me.
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Yes yes yes yes!
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That'll happen. Uh, so...
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So, see ya tonight.
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Dude, she said yes! I'm going
to the movies with her tonight.
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[Exhales]
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I finally finished my
science fair project.
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It's a light refractometer.
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By using a series of convex mirrors, I'm
able to intensify a single beam of light.
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What's your project?
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Grew a bean in a cup.
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Kim.
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[Sighs]
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Lindsay.
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[Dance music playing]
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Whoa-ho!
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[Music stops]
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No! My light refractometer! It's ruined!
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It's gonna take me all
night to build another one.
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You want a bean?
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- You!
- I have a date! Not the face!
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Not the face! [Screaming]
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Uh, Eddie?
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What are you doing here? I thought
you were too scared to see this movie.
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Now that I'm Scout Leader, I'm
going to show people my bravery.
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- [Music playing]
-
Now there's time to
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- get something to eat...
- [Screams]
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What's that?
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A cartoon dancing hotdog telling
you the snack bar is open.
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Well, joke's on them.
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That terrifying wiener
made me lose my appetite.
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Kim.
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Lindsay.
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- You a Zompire fan?
- Not really.
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I'm here on a date.
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Oh, I'm sorry. You probably
don't know what that is.
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Actually, I'm on a date too.
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Oh.
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And here's my date now. Hi, Jack.
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Wha... you're here on a date with Jack?!
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- Yes, I am!
- I'm here with who now?
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Come on, Jack. I saved us seats.
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Uh, buh-bye, Kim.
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Whoa, you're here on
a date with Lindsay?
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Uh, no no. I... I'm not.
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Jerry, what is going on?
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No hablo ingles, se?or.
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Jerry!
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Dude, it was the only way that I
would get Katie to go out with me.
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You gotta do this for me, man. Please.
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Fine.
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- Kim, would you be okay if I sat with...
- Of course! Yeah.
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Apparently Lindsay's your date.
Why wouldn't you sit with your date?
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And since you and I aren't on a date,
I'll go sit with Eddie! [Laughing]
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- You didn't save me a seat?
- Why should I?
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It's not like we're on a date.
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Are we?
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Uh, hi. Excuse me, Sir. Is that seat...
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Rudy?!
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What are you doing?!
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[Whispering] Getting the senior discount.
Now sit down before you blow my cover.
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Hey, just so you know.
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I go to the little boys' room
between 30 and 40 times an hour.
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[Cell phone ringing]
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Oh, seriously?! Who is the jerk?!
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First time at the movies?
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Ha ha, am I right?
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Am... oh, that's me, isn't it?
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Oh, boy!
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Trying to get another senior
discount, are we, Rudy?
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Well, you may have dodged me at the
early bird buffet, but I gotcha now!
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[Old man voice] I'm not Rudy. I'm Sammy!
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Yeah, and I'm Queen of the Zompires.
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[Screams]
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[Chortles]
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Dancing wieners.
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Seriously?
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They just left me here?
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Nice friends.
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Jack?
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Rudy?
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Anybody?
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[Pounding on door]
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Jerry? What happened?
What's going on around here?
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[Growls]
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What it do...
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Girl?
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[Belches loudly]
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Hey, Zompire!
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Hey!
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Over here, pasty face.
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[Hisses]
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It's falafel time.
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Hoo-ah! Right between the fangs!
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[Gulps] [Stomach gurgles]
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[Groans]
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Jack, you all right?
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How do you know my name?
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Hey, that was my last falafel ball.
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It's only gonna slow him
down for a few minutes.
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We should get back in the rebel base.
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I'm not going anywhere until
someone tells me what's going on.
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- [Roar]
- [Screaming]
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Or you know, we can go
inside first. I'm flexible.
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What is going on?!
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I'll tell you what's going on.
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We're at war with the Zompires.
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When they first came we
thought there was one or two...
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Or three or four, five...
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Rudy!
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There were thousands of 'em.
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They came crawling up from
the sewers below Seaford.
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I was on the toilet when one came up.
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The multiplied by burping
into humans' faces.
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And the worst part, they
never say "excuse me".
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[Metal clanking]
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- Where did you go?
- Jack sent me to get supplies.
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Fresh water, batteries.
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Hair spray.
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The end of the world doesn't have to
mean the end of my beautiful bouncy hair.
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I'm Lindsay, Jack's girlfriend.
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Who are you?
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I really hate this world.
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Her name's Kim.
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We found her wandering outside and had
to use our last falafel ball to save her.
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You wasted our last ball on her?!
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I don't trust her.
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Give her the test.
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There's only one person
that can give her...
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The test.
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I'll summon the rebel leader.
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- Rebel leader!
- [Door opens]
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Can we trust you?
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Um. Yeah.
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She passed. Hey, you play softball?
We really need a first baseman.
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[Beeping]
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It's from the Professor! He wants
us to come to his secret lab.
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He's found a way to turn
Zompires back into humans.
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This means we'll have something
we haven't had in a while.
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Toilet paper?
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No. Hope.
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Let me know when you get toilet paper.
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[Soft music playing]
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[Music stops]
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Welcome, Rebels, to my secret lab.
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Thank you for removing your shoes.
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[Crashing and glass shattering]
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I give you mankind's salvation.
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The Krupnick coil!
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This super powerful refractometer
emits a light so intense,
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it pierces the Zompire's
inner darkness...
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Turning them back into humans.
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Jerry: Yeah. Not gonna happen.
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[Zapping]
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- Oopsie.
- You fiend!
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He just destroyed our
only chance of survival
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against the most evil
force man has ever known.
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And he didn't take off his shoes.
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How did you find the Professor's
secret underground lab?
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Why don't you ask your girlfriend?
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I did it. For us.
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I made a deal, Jack.
254
00:12:24,921 --> 00:12:27,282
The Zompires'll spare us.
255
00:12:27,283 --> 00:12:28,780
You and I can be together.
256
00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:30,445
[Chuckles]
257
00:12:30,446 --> 00:12:33,686
Yeah... about that deal.
258
00:12:34,048 --> 00:12:35,350
I lied.
259
00:12:35,351 --> 00:12:37,991
[Belches loudly]
260
00:12:39,617 --> 00:12:44,130
I'm gonna go on record and say she
may be the worst girlfriend ever.
261
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,231
[Hisses]
262
00:12:54,369 --> 00:12:55,470
[All growling and hissing]
263
00:12:55,471 --> 00:12:58,511
Sir, it has been an
honor to serve with you.
264
00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:00,680
One last request, rebel leader.
265
00:13:00,681 --> 00:13:03,078
Permission to cry like a little girl.
266
00:13:03,079 --> 00:13:06,559
[Sobbing] Permission granted.
267
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:09,059
- Jack, what are you doing?
- Getting us out of here.
268
00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:10,307
[Dance music playing]
269
00:13:10,308 --> 00:13:12,769
Can't resist...
270
00:13:12,770 --> 00:13:15,050
Urge to...
271
00:13:15,352 --> 00:13:16,670
Dance!
272
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:20,391
Zompires, let's do this thing.
273
00:13:26,343 --> 00:13:28,563
[Growling]
274
00:13:29,807 --> 00:13:34,067
[Exhales] Really, Zompire Jerry? Really?
275
00:13:39,668 --> 00:13:42,183
How did you know that music
would make Jerry dance?
276
00:13:42,184 --> 00:13:45,594
Well, before he was a
Zompire, Jerry was one of us.
277
00:13:45,595 --> 00:13:47,931
Music was his weakness.
278
00:13:47,932 --> 00:13:49,319
And girls.
279
00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,662
And math. And tying shoelaces.
280
00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:54,670
He had a lot of weaknesses.
281
00:13:54,671 --> 00:13:58,362
The only thing left of my
refractometer is this crystal diode,
282
00:13:58,363 --> 00:14:01,269
wrapped up in this wad of toilet paper.
283
00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:03,901
I'll take the toilet paper.
284
00:14:03,902 --> 00:14:07,742
See you people in about a week.
285
00:14:08,022 --> 00:14:11,054
Is there anything we can
do with the crystal diode?
286
00:14:11,055 --> 00:14:13,905
Well, there is one prototype coil.
287
00:14:13,906 --> 00:14:18,070
But it's in the darkest,
scariest, most evil place on Earth.
288
00:14:18,071 --> 00:14:23,197
The snake cave on the edge of town that
goes down to the bowels of the underworld?
289
00:14:23,198 --> 00:14:24,632
Worse.
290
00:14:24,633 --> 00:14:27,753
- School!
- [All gasp]
291
00:14:30,393 --> 00:14:32,648
We're going to the Zompires' lair.
292
00:14:32,649 --> 00:14:33,771
The school.
293
00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:36,368
That place is scarier than the
snake caves on the edge of town
294
00:14:36,369 --> 00:14:38,970
that reach into the
bowels of the underworld.
295
00:14:38,971 --> 00:14:41,476
That's why we need all
the falafel balls you got.
296
00:14:41,477 --> 00:14:43,129
Happy to help.
297
00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:45,050
$500!
298
00:14:45,313 --> 00:14:47,692
- Each!
- But we're trying to save humanity!
299
00:14:47,693 --> 00:14:50,096
Oh, why didn't you say so?
300
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,077
$1000!
301
00:14:52,634 --> 00:14:54,237
Each!
302
00:14:54,238 --> 00:14:56,147
Don't you care about saving the world?
303
00:14:56,148 --> 00:14:57,843
No, not really.
304
00:14:57,844 --> 00:15:01,541
The Zompire apocalypse has
been great for the business.
305
00:15:01,542 --> 00:15:04,414
No falafel ball for you! Get out!
306
00:15:04,415 --> 00:15:05,760
[Bleats]
307
00:15:05,761 --> 00:15:09,717
Tootsie. What's wrong? Something
seems different about you?
308
00:15:09,718 --> 00:15:12,957
Is it my demonic red eyes?
My mouth full of fangs?
309
00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:16,305
The fact that I'm
talking to you right now?
310
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:17,975
What was the first one again?
311
00:15:17,976 --> 00:15:20,532
I'm a Zompire goat, you dimwit!
312
00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:22,326
Yes, that's it! That's the one!
313
00:15:22,327 --> 00:15:24,603
[Belches loudly]
314
00:15:24,604 --> 00:15:27,784
- Look out!
- All: No!
315
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,079
Tootsie!
316
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,180
[Growls]
317
00:15:33,069 --> 00:15:34,526
Eddie!
318
00:15:34,527 --> 00:15:37,167
Not my Tootsie!
319
00:15:51,247 --> 00:15:53,282
You really think this
is going to work, Jack?
320
00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:55,241
Yes. They won't be awake for hours
321
00:15:55,242 --> 00:15:57,954
and if they do wake up, this
makeup will help us blend in.
322
00:15:57,955 --> 00:16:01,310
I'm sorry for yelling at
you to do my makeup, Kim.
323
00:16:01,311 --> 00:16:07,211
But as the new rebel leader, it wouldn't
look right if I had to do my own.
324
00:16:07,684 --> 00:16:09,436
No, I get it.
325
00:16:09,437 --> 00:16:12,017
Happy to help.
326
00:16:13,762 --> 00:16:16,212
If it's here, the coil will
be in the multipurpose room
327
00:16:16,213 --> 00:16:18,046
with the other science fair projects.
328
00:16:18,047 --> 00:16:22,951
Guys, we have to be quiet.
Nobody make any loud noises.
329
00:16:22,952 --> 00:16:24,617
[Cell phone ringing]
330
00:16:24,618 --> 00:16:27,181
Seriously? Who's the jerk?
331
00:16:27,182 --> 00:16:29,167
First time in an evil Zompire's...
332
00:16:29,168 --> 00:16:31,851
Oh, wait. That's me.
333
00:16:31,852 --> 00:16:35,752
Sorry. That's just poor planning.
334
00:16:36,612 --> 00:16:38,740
[Growling]
335
00:16:38,741 --> 00:16:42,319
Oh, no. You woke up Joan!
Queen of the Zompires.
336
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,820
Oh...
337
00:16:43,821 --> 00:16:47,181
Lookee what we have here.
338
00:16:47,368 --> 00:16:51,414
A cute little panda boy and his friends.
339
00:16:51,415 --> 00:16:54,074
I'm not a panda. Kim, why
does she think I'm a panda?
340
00:16:54,075 --> 00:16:56,870
Oh, you panda'd me, didn't you?
341
00:16:56,871 --> 00:16:59,067
A little bit.
342
00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:03,988
How dare you dress up
and sneak into my lair?
343
00:17:03,991 --> 00:17:06,631
[Belches loudly]
344
00:17:08,522 --> 00:17:09,941
[Chuckles]
345
00:17:09,942 --> 00:17:11,982
Pandas.
346
00:17:12,826 --> 00:17:18,166
- Phil, cover us!
- Okay, Jack. I'll hold them back.
347
00:17:21,835 --> 00:17:24,738
Ah, is that all you got, Zompires?!
348
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:27,783
You think you're all that?
You're not so tough, huh?!
349
00:17:27,784 --> 00:17:30,079
Whoa! Okay, I didn't see that coming.
350
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,707
Wait wait. I was just
kidding. Go back to bed.
351
00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:35,347
Back to bed. Nighty night.
352
00:17:35,348 --> 00:17:39,188
Please stop and sleep tight.
353
00:17:41,989 --> 00:17:46,549
The coil has to be
around here somewhere.
354
00:17:46,786 --> 00:17:47,875
[Snorts]
355
00:17:47,876 --> 00:17:52,256
Look. Some loser grew a bean in a cup.
356
00:17:53,749 --> 00:17:58,596
Here's the coil! I just need time to
install the crystal diode, and it'll work.
357
00:17:58,597 --> 00:18:01,128
I don't think that's gonna happen.
358
00:18:01,129 --> 00:18:02,959
Jack! Kim! Stop him!
359
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,060
[Grunts]
360
00:18:12,501 --> 00:18:15,321
Kim, falafel ball!
361
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,483
[Gulps] [Stomach gurgles]
362
00:18:19,484 --> 00:18:23,264
Oh no! I hate school bathrooms.
363
00:18:28,016 --> 00:18:30,571
Kim, we did it. We did it!
364
00:18:30,572 --> 00:18:32,420
Jack, behind you!
365
00:18:32,421 --> 00:18:36,600
It's your crazy Zompire ex-girlfriend!
366
00:18:36,601 --> 00:18:39,241
[Belches loudly]
367
00:18:39,495 --> 00:18:41,295
No!
368
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:44,056
- Jack?
- Kim. Get away from me.
369
00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:45,982
How are we coming with that coil?
370
00:18:45,983 --> 00:18:48,778
The diode's in place.
I just need to turn it...
371
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:51,419
[Belches loudly]
372
00:18:52,452 --> 00:18:55,752
Little bump in the road.
373
00:18:56,272 --> 00:18:58,492
[Growling]
374
00:19:17,482 --> 00:19:19,823
What are you doing?
Don't turn her, Jack.
375
00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:23,304
You are supposed to be spending
the rest of eternity with me.
376
00:19:23,305 --> 00:19:28,337
I've literally been a Zompire for 10
seconds and you're already smothering me.
377
00:19:28,338 --> 00:19:31,737
You just wanna burp on her because
you like her, I knew it! Admit it!
378
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,981
Oh, so this is how it's
gonna be for all eternity.
379
00:19:33,982 --> 00:19:35,709
- My mother warned me about...
- Let it go!
380
00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:39,354
- Boys like you!
- Woman! Shh! Shh!
381
00:19:39,355 --> 00:19:44,395
- Stop! Just shh!
- You guys need to lighten up.
382
00:19:52,079 --> 00:19:54,994
- You okay?
- You did it. You saved me.
383
00:19:54,995 --> 00:19:59,464
I was not gonna let you
spend eternity with her.
384
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:02,816
You belong with me. You belong with me.
385
00:20:02,817 --> 00:20:04,685
You belong with me.
386
00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:10,586
Not gonna happen, cookie. I've been with
the same woman since before electricity.
387
00:20:13,919 --> 00:20:15,414
[Exhales]
388
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,950
It was all just a dream.
389
00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:19,618
Let's go. [Sighs]
390
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:23,153
I had so much fun with you.
Wanna go grab some fro-yo?
391
00:20:23,154 --> 00:20:25,794
I'd love to...
392
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:30,870
I... I just... I have to
help Kim with her, um...
393
00:20:30,871 --> 00:20:34,770
Science project! I'm growing a bean.
394
00:20:34,771 --> 00:20:37,611
I have to help her grow a bean.
395
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:40,372
Buh-bye, Lindsay.
396
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,727
Oh, thank you so much for the save.
397
00:20:43,728 --> 00:20:46,478
Sitting next to her was like
sitting next to a Zombie.
398
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,578
- So did you like the movie?
- Couldn't have hated it more.
399
00:20:49,579 --> 00:20:51,572
But I like the way it ended.
400
00:20:51,573 --> 00:20:57,473
I didn't really like the ending.
The way the Zombie and the Vampire...
401
00:21:01,365 --> 00:21:05,625
I'm never going to a PG movie again.
402
00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:08,396
Man in movie: Maybe your
back legs don't work so well,
403
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:10,687
but I used my bicycle
to make you some braces.
404
00:21:10,688 --> 00:21:11,952
[Horse whinnies]
405
00:21:11,953 --> 00:21:16,779
Oh, yeah! There you go!
There you go, boy. Now run!
406
00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:19,989
- Ha!
- [Bicycle bell rings]
407
00:21:19,990 --> 00:21:22,954
This may be the worst
movie I've ever seen.
408
00:21:22,955 --> 00:21:24,739
But I'm glad I'm here with you.
409
00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:26,671
Yeah, me too.
410
00:21:26,672 --> 00:21:30,276
[Sobbing] This is the
best movie I've ever seen.
411
00:21:30,277 --> 00:21:34,331
[Sobbing] Run like the wind, Juniper.
412
00:21:34,332 --> 00:21:36,874
Like the wind!
413
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:42,775
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